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Is it okay to call it ugly? · Talking Shed

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Welcome back to the Talking Shit.
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Podcast to my left, the Bro Josiah from the Valley, The
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Chargedown Kings again, The Intercept Taker.
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It's am I right, bro? Machu, too much the host from
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the case Champagne puppy junior 66YO.
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Welcome back to the Talking Shit podcast.
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You're here with your host Josiah Machu, bringing you the
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latest in sports, pop culture and last big questions on
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today's episode. General updates man, however
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regret. Yeah.
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And I got a bit of a mistake that I made on the elevator.
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That's actually. A funny story, bro, something
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that he posted up this week on his Instagram story.
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NBA lottery. How it works in white men is
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that. Yeah, we're talking about like
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what what's been happening in the NBA and how there's a bit of
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a conspiracy with the NBA lottery.
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It's very SUS at the moment. And then yeah, I'll be going
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into a question for you, bro on I see.
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I'll save it for the segment, but see what see what you think,
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All right. And we're gonna wrap up things
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with one item or experience that must go.
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OK Yep, Around there, right? Kick us off, man General.
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Update Yeah, so this week on Monday, I was working and
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working until like late as a night.
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Nah, This is why I did it. Nah And I have my Airpods on.
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I work with my Airpods on and stuff.
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I use them heaps at work. And I was walking into the
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elevator. I had all my lunch box and
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everything. I had a long day at work, was
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just keen to get home and I was walking.
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It was one of those days. It was one of those days, but I
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was over it and then anyway push the button for the elevator.
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I walked into the elevator and my elevator is one of the ones
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where you need to scan a fob to go to the basement with my.
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Heart. Yeah.
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And so as I, I pulled my fob out, I had to pull it.
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Oh, sorry, pull it over my head because it's a lanyard thing.
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And as I pulled it over my head, my it hit my airport and the
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airport just popped out. And I just like slow motion
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washed the airport just straight swish through the crack in the
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elevator boat didn't touch room at all.
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It was like cash money through the through the side of the
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crack. And I was just thinking, no way,
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bro. And I was just standing there in
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between the elevator door like what just happened, bro?
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What actually just happened like this?
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This didn't just like fall through the crack and lucky.
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I was just thinking I was actually blessed because imagine
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if people saw like. It happened.
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It would have been one of those ones if if it was like a full
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elevator and it just switched through the crack of the
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elevator and then everyone would have been like, oh, that's
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right, that's right. That makes it way worse than
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someone does, though. I reckon you can either react in
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two different ways. You can either be like no no no
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and then the whole elevator rider with everyone end up being
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like. Oh man, gonna.
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Have to get some new here, Paul. Damn.
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What? Like those ones?
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Or you can just, you just kind of have to like, play like, and
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you just play like you're not fazed.
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Yeah. And I reckon if there was a full
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elevator, I would have just been like, acted like I wasn't fazed
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because I don't want them to know I'm frustrated.
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But you're actually so right in that case, because if it does,
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if it happens in front of someone, yeah, as you said.
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But you, you are going to react in two different ways.
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Yeah, but I reckon I'm going to lose it.
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You're going to freeze. I'll lose it in front of
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everyone. Eh, I'll lose it.
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But that's like $400.00 airport. Yeah, No, hold on the crack of
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this bloody. Boy, it's so shame.
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And then I will hit my my light. Looking in the crack of the
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elevator, I could just see this big black hole and pause.
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No, no. But yeah, I was.
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I was just staring down this crack for us and just wondering
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why, bro, why? Why can we not like why?
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Why are we still losing stuff down elevators in 2025?
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Bro that needs to be sold somehow.
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I don't know how, like surely they have some type of platform
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bro covering. I don't know, like a magnet?
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That just like, sucks everything up.
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They probably do. Oh.
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My gosh, do we just crack a business?
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Do you know how to make it? What the hell?
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I made it Or the magnet? The magnet.
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No. Because then I messaged the
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manager guy and he was like, yo, we can get it, it's just going
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to be a fee to shut down the whole elevator for like an hour.
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How much was the fee? I don't know.
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Don't worry about it. No, I got some.
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I got some new ones. Anyway, one of the Bros one of
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the Bros hooked me up. Yeah, connections, networks.
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Sponsored, actually, for the podcast Star Chase.
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Just just me, go there. Yeah, thanks bro.
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Thanks for getting. Me.
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What about you? What's?
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Your update, bro this week went out for dinner for a colleague
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Greenie. Shout out Greenie and they they,
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they're actually, they love our podcast, bro.
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They listen to it quite often. Shout out, Kings.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out, Kings.
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Yeah, yeah, the. Real.
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Yeah, the real case. But went out for dinner.
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Bro celebrated a birthday and they brought up a segment of
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ours that they listened to recently.
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And basically the segment was moments where we've laughed but
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we shouldn't have. And in that segment, you and I
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brought up something and. When I laughed at my Mrs. Cat
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dying. Yeah, yeah.
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And. Basically, I laughed at not
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having any emotions. Yeah.
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And they brought up the the fact that they were surprised I
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didn't bring up a particular story and it had something to do
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with Greenie. So last year, bro, break up.
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We, you know, team break up. You go out, you know, you have
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good time. And anyway, I've got to give
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another shout out to another colleague of mine, Maddie,
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Maddie Trick. OK, triggered an all way at the
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table. And, you know, Greening was
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across from us. And anyway, we could just see
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that there was something a little off of Greening.
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And anyway, she wasn't crying, but you could tell she was a bit
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emotional. Oh, damn.
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I don't know if it was the alcohol.
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I don't know if it was, you know, something going on, but it
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was something going on. Anyway, she just randomly pulls
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out her phone and shows us this picture, right?
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Yeah. And it was of your dog.
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And the first bro, my first reaction I had straight away I
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seen this thing and I was like holy cow, this thing is ugly.
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Did you say that? Bro, the first thing I said
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literally as she saw it, like it processed through my mind and
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what goes through my mind just comes out of my mouth, bro.
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And the first thing that I see I said what the hell is that?
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I just looked at it. I was like what the hell is
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that? And then I don't know, but all I
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saw within these tears coming down from greenies, he's.
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Not a cry. Ohh no.
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Bro but we've spoken about dogs recently too and there are just
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some ugly looking dogs bro. Bro, people need to get over it.
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Their dogs are ugly bro. Especially if they're over 10
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years. 10 years old. Your dog's ugly if it's over 10
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years. Old her dog was probably over 10
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years. But anyway it's just a regret I
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have. Bro you know that's regret.
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Basically as soon as I said that I just instantly looked at it
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and she just started bawling her eyes out.
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But it wasn't because I said what the hell is that, It was
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because she literally told me the split second later as she
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was crying. He died this week.
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No, no way bro. Gee, as soon as she said that,
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I, I just felt so bad. I felt so bad.
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That's a set up. Bro that's a straight up set up.
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That's a. Set up it was bro.
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And the worst thing about it because because of my reaction
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now to give you I guess an idea of what this dog looked like, it
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was a Tibetan spaniel. Have you ever seen one of those?
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But that does nothing for me. If I show you a picture right
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here, this is a picture here. Look that.
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That's the dog right there. Yeah.
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Conquer. That's going to be tough.
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To be a good looking dog dog it's going to have to be a one
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in a million dog turby. Oh, dude.
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So as soon as I seen this, as soon as I said it, right.
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And then she said he just died this week.
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Well, instant regret. But then what kind of changed
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the mood? Was that my mate Trig?
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Yeah. Because what is she crying over?
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And then she showed him the picture and he goes what the
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hell is that straight away? I saved you then.
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I saved that. Yeah.
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Yeah. So see, the Bros got the boys
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got your backs. That's all I'm saying.
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Oh. There's a sit up bro.
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I felt so bad, so greeny. I just want to publicly
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apologize to you for calling your dog what I called it.
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I want to publicly apologize as well to whoever's shows me their
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baby, their newborn baby photos because bro your baby is not
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cute. I just want to say that that's.
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Questionable bro. Because you find them cute.
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I find them cute. Well, not obviously.
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Not all of them. Like I reckon you need.
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I reckon every single newborn baby is ugly until it's about by
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like 6 months. Damn, that's ages because it
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just. It doesn't.
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I don't. I don't like the look of them.
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Hey. What is it that throws you off?
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Bro, they look like little like a naked mole rats or something
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like Rufus from compossible Rufus.
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Yeah, but like it just it just doesn't seem like, but when
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they're when they're like 6 months a year old, they're cute
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as and they're trying to talk and they they can't really talk
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and that kind of thing. I find that cute as but yeah.
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Yeah. But when you're like a newborn,
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newborn babies don't do it for me.
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Yeah, no. OK, I'm a fan.
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I'm a fan of the smell, actually, of newborn babies.
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That's. Crazy.
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I actually am bro. What What about the?
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Smell, I don't know what it is bro, but babies have a
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particular smell and only people that have been around kids,
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babies will know what I'm talking about.
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Most people will have but I I reckon I have a strong case for
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for pretty much saying they they have a really nice smell.
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I hate the. Smell of baby newborn babies
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because. You're the other way I.
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It's definitely a distinct smell and that's what I hate because I
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know you were brewing in your mummy's belly for like a year
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and then it has to be. I taught a bar.
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So if you're cooking a boil up, they're helping cook, prepare a
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boil up and you have to cut heaps of onions.
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But sometimes it takes a week to get the onion smell off your off
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your. So you're telling me you'll
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bring in your mum's stomach for a?
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Year and you nine months. Well, nine months and you and
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your and your dad's bored mother and and you don't have any
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remnants smells of. You probably do, but it I just
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don't even think about who thinks about that.
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No one thinks about that. Childbirth is crazy, man.
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It is very shout out to all the women out there, man.
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Seriously, thank you to our mothers.
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Yeah. 2026 We might be growing the babies.
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They might be able to give it to us.
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Actually, to go off this bro, I do have a bit of a question for
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you. Yeah.
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And it kind of relates to kind of being born, right.
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So my question is, do you think anyone born in 2025 has missed
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the entire storyline? What do you what's the
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storyline? The.
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Storyline of everything that's going on in the past, kind of
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what we've been through, like we've we were born.
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I was 97. You were 90, what, 50?
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OK, so anything from that time? Yeah, up until now, Right.
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We've been. Well, they did.
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Miss it because they weren't. Born well, that's my that's my
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point. So everything.
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Do you feel like they've missed out on things in life?
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Experiences activities like, you know, for example.
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Yeah. There's the bro they they they
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have. They will need the Internet.
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We don't need it. Nah and like they will like they
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won't know how to like. They don't even know.
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What do we do? Oh, that's so long.
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It was, though. It was.
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It actually was though. It's scary to think in 20
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something years we're going to be 50 mate.
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But I was trying to think of something that we did and I was
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just thinking for as a kid I just watched heaps of TV.
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I was like, fuck, maybe we didn't really do as much as we
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thought we did. You know Nah, we used to play
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outside for ages bro. Yeah, yeah.
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We're not little. Things like that.
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We've been through bloody this pandemic.
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Oh bro they didn't even been through COVID.
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No, no, did not. Think about it.
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Right. And the reason why I was
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thinking about it is because, like, I like, I think of World
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War One, World War 2, all of that stuff, right?
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Yeah. Anything that happened before
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then, like we've missed out on. Yeah.
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Yeah. I just wonder what it's going to
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be like for these kids born in 2025, bro.
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Yeah. They missed out on COVID.
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That was a time. That was a time.
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Yeah, no, yeah. That's why they must start on
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heaps. We had the best time.
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I reckon anyway. Well, we, yeah, well, we're
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strong advocates for it anyway. So for the sports segment this
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week, I'm just going to update on the latest the latest thing
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in sports, which is the NBA draft lottery.
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So do you know much about the NBA like draft lottery?
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No, I have a lot of questions about it, bro.
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I really don't like, I don't understand.
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And it's been around for a long, long time.
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But I I don't understand why it is built around the way it has
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been built for many years, you know, in comparison to, you
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know, NFL. NFL, yeah.
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You know, where the bottom team, they get automatic rights to the
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first. Yeah.
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So I don't understand it. Typically in a, in a draft,
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yeah, it will be the worst. The team with the worst regular
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season record will get the first pick and it will go in reverse,
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reverse order of standings to for the other picks.
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My it's to stop people like tanking and, and to just, yeah,
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stop people tanking. Pretty much.
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What What do you mean by tanking?
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So like if if you're already having a bad season, then
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halfway through the season you might just stop playing your
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starters and stop trying that season so that you can get the
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first pick, you know what I mean?
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Oh I see. Yeah, so purposely thrown away
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games. Yeah, so you can get the first
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perk I see. That I hate that it's weak.
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I don't like that. Yeah.
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That's why they have it. Yeah, right.
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OK. So it's actually a misconception
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because every team that doesn't make the playoffs is a part of
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the NBA draft lottery. OK.
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So the NBA draft lottery is a way of randomizing or not
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randomizing, but just making it a competition for the first pick
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instead of a just straight hand it to you.
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So to stop people tanking. So this year in the NBA, there
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were a number of teams that did really bad.
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So Utah Jazz, I'll just go through some of the percentages.
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Utah Jazz would had the worst record.
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Then it went followed by Washington Wizards, Charlotte,
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New Orleans. Utah had 14%, Washington had
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14%, Charlotte had 14%, New Orleans had 12.5%, and so on and
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so forth right down the water. Like that's their chance of
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getting the first pick. OK, You know what I mean?
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So it's a you still have a higher percent chance if you
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have a bad season pretty much. And this year, the people, the
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team that won the 1st pick was the Dallas Mavericks, and they
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had a 1.8% chance to win. That's.
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Crazy, yeah, that they won. Yeah, and they bro, they just
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missed out on the playoffs. Wow.
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So they were pretty much contenders for the playoffs
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until the last like couple weeks of the season.
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So that pretty much means that they had a good team and now
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they're getting the best young player to come into their team,
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which is going to be Cooper flagged.
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So it's just a bit sussed though, because stuff like this
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has happened in the past as well.
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Like when LeBron left the Cavs early in his career, then they
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they all of a sudden got like a that they had a bad year, but
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then they they got the first pick when it's just happened.
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So historically, when when he left and they got like Kyrie and
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Anthony Bennett and the NBA, it just always like seems to work
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out that each big team gets good players so that their market
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stays relevant. Relevant.
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Yeah. So you don't have a bad a good
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team that has a really. Bad.
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So what I've picked up on what you said is that pretty much
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when there's a big star that leaves their team, they somehow
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get. Somehow get a good like it
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always seems. To be in this case, the big star
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previously was Luca. Luca.
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Yeah, Yeah. And they're saying that Nico,
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the GM for the Dallas Mavericks, made a deal like we'll give you.
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We know Lebron's dying in LA. We'll give you.
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Well, he's not dying. He's still killing it, but he's
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getting old. We'll give you Luca, the next
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biggest star in the NBA so that LA is booming like people come
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into the games NBA, everyone's watching.
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If you give us the first pick, which will be Cooper flag
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generational talent. Well, so I don't know make it
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what you think, but. Can I a bit SUS?
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Yeah, it is. It is.
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It is a bit SUS, but can I ask a question?
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It depending on your position that you finish in in the NBA
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season, does that also give you an advantage at all?
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Like, you know, do I presume it's like a how does it?
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Is it like the lottery like, you know, like a Powerball?
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Is it like it's? Pretty much a Powerball.
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So it's like they put 1000 ping pong balls into into like a
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Powerball thingy and they pick it out.
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Yeah. So as you like what I was saying
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before, with Utah having a 14% chance, so they came last, a 14%
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chance is the best chance you can have to get in the first
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pick. So do they have, how many balls
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would they have in comparison to, you know, someone who
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finished first in the season? Yeah, so they might, they might
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have 100 balls and, and, and 100 ping pong balls and Powerball
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and, you know, Dallas might have 10.
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All right. Yeah, True.
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So that's so much how they do it.
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Yeah. OK.
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Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.
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Well, we'll see if it turns out well for them, I guess, you
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know. Yeah.
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Yeah, well, they're pretty certain that Dallas are going to
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have a stack team next year. So, OK, it'd be interesting.
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So maybe you made the right call in the end.
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Yeah, yeah. So Bo, I got a question to bring
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to the podcast. It actually stemmed from
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something guys saw on TikTok on a separate kind of sport.
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The question is, you're having your first baby where you're
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having your first baby and the Warriors reach out to you, The
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New Zealand Warriors rugby league reach out to you and they
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say we have a corporate box for you.
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We just made the grand final but it's on the same day your baby
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is born. Are you gonna miss your your,
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your kids birth or are you gonna miss the the NRL grand final?
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The first time the Warriors ever make it in a corporate box.
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Say, say they're winning it. Just say that.
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And and and they're gonna win, yeah.
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Nah. You're not going to miss it.
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I'm not. Going to miss it, bro.
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I think that's like right away. I think that's vital that you're
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there. If you're not there bro, I
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reckon that that bro that that that kind of shows who you are a
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little bit. Do you reckon?
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I bro Nah I can't bro because I think it also depends.
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That's a great question because I also think it depends on your
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relationship as well with your partner.
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If you 2 are very close and you guys have gone through the
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process together, yeah, I think, I think I will.
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So you're not you, you're. Not missing it.
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Yeah, I'm not missing. I'm there, I'm there.
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I'm there for my partner bro. But I don't know if I bro that's
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a that's a lifetime once a lifetime opportunity.
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No, you are not saying that right now.
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I'm. Definitely going to ask if I can
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go. I'm going to ask if I can go.
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And like bro, you know, I might be there and back, you know,
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I'll miss a couple hours. I might miss some of the labour.
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Oh wait, hold on. OK, hold on, hold on.
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Are you saying that is it as she's birthing this child or is
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it just as she's just going through the pain?
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Oh yeah, well, it's it's, it's the night, so you might miss it.
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Yeah, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
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I'll be. That's crazy.
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But you'll. Miss it?
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I might have some more kids. Yeah, but if that's your first
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child. Yeah, well I'm sorry I missed
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your but I he's going to know. My dad was the man he win and
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saw the NRL grand final. He's going to understand he's
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not going to hold it. He's not going to get to like 20
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years old and be like, remember when you didn't show up to my
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birth? Remember when you didn't see me
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get birthed? And we were like, no, but I saw
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Luke Metcalf the winning the winning goal.
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Telephone call. Are you serious?
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But I honestly would ask if I could go.
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But OK, so I presume you've already had this conversation
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with your partner? She got so angry.
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I did. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm surprised. You're sitting next to me, to be
21:20
honest. Yeah, you're still alive.
21:23
But The thing is like, I reckon, I reckon the man's job and that
21:30
is built up anyway. We're there holding your hand
21:33
and stuff. We're not doing anything.
21:35
This is a hot take. Like I get we're there for
21:37
mental support and you just want to see us in the corner or
21:39
something. But like, but what are we doing?
21:43
You're not doing anything. We are what are you doing?
21:46
We're. Comforting there.
21:47
Yeah, See. Comforting is, you know.
21:48
That's. That's that's grey area on what
21:50
you're actually doing anything. This is definitely a hot take.
21:53
Bro you're not actually doing anything if you're in the corner
21:55
of the room. Are you not there consoling your
21:58
partner? Yeah.
21:59
So what you're saying go, you're doing a good job, you're doing a
22:02
good job. Like keep going, keep going,
22:03
bro. That's not doing anything, are
22:05
you? Serious, that's not doing.
22:06
No, that's something. No, that's OK.
22:09
How about this, my dad, I'll give you an example.
22:11
My dad, he, I think it was when I was getting birth or something
22:15
and bro, he just had a 5 minute nap in another room.
22:20
And the doctors or the, the, the people birthing me at the time
22:25
were like, oh, mum, my mum was asking him, where's Frank?
22:29
Where's Frank? You know, And then they're like,
22:31
oh, we're not too sure. We'll, we'll go look for him.
22:33
So they sent someone found him sleeping, you know, in the room
22:36
because he was, because by the way, just to put it out there, I
22:38
went through a 38 hour label with my mum.
22:41
So I gave my mum help 0. Help.
22:43
Yeah, that's enough time to make it to the Warriors in bed.
22:45
That's what I'm saying. You.
22:49
Were but 38 hours though. Like, I apologize, Mum, but
22:52
yeah, yeah, I was a tough nugget coming out, you know, literally,
22:57
literally. And anyway, but so my old man
23:00
gets woken up by the the people and then they he comes into
23:03
room. But my mum lost it.
23:05
Where the hell were you during this process?
23:07
What were you doing right now? Like, yeah, you know, so I think
23:12
it's the woman, bro. They just want us there, the
23:14
prisons. They want your presence felt,
23:16
brother. Yeah, I know.
23:19
I know, but now you're like, you wouldn't.
23:23
You're a good man bro. You wouldn't be there.
23:25
No, I if she was OK with me going, I'll go, I swear.
23:31
Well, the fact she was angry at you, she would not be OK but.
23:33
I'm going to be there through the whole whole life.
23:38
I'm not going to leave, stay at the Warriors game.
23:41
It's not going to be. My dad went to the Warriors
23:43
game, didn't come back. No, sorry Hun, we won't.
23:46
I'm out there. Yeah, wow.
23:50
OK, really. Straight up, straight up, damn.
23:55
That is crazy. That's a hot take bro.
23:58
I don't know. I don't know about that one.
24:00
Damn. I definitely would.
24:01
Personally I would be. I would be there for the birth.
24:04
Okay what about would you miss your kids birth for $1,000,000?
24:09
No. See, that's dumb.
24:11
That's Dumber. Nah.
24:13
Well. You wouldn't set your kid up for
24:14
life for. Hell no, my kid can work his ass
24:17
off to get them. But I'm taking that million real
24:21
quick. Maybe that's a discussion point
24:24
there, babe. I'll miss this and I'll go get
24:27
1,000,000 bucks for us. Yeah.
24:28
What's your thoughts? And then maybe, but no, you
24:32
need. To make the decision by
24:33
yourself, but if. I had to make myself now I
24:35
wouldn't. I wouldn't I'd.
24:36
Try to see you. I could tell.
24:40
No, that's cool. That's cool though, but that's
24:42
crazy. All right, segment of the week 1
24:52
must go. We're going to choose three
24:54
things and debate which one gets eliminated forever.
24:56
So we've got a few things we're going to talk about today in
24:59
this particular segment. And our first one, Bro, hit us
25:02
up with it. So first one it's let's do kiss,
25:07
marry, kill. That's pretty much what this is.
25:09
OK, yeah, so the first options is drinks, Coke, coffee, water,
25:17
marry, kill, kiss one. What are you choosing?
25:22
I'm killing coffee on this one. I'm killing coffee.
25:25
I just, I have recently bro just been getting hard out into
25:29
matches so that's why I'm getting rid of coffee.
25:33
Does matches have? Caffeine in it, yeah, but
25:36
minimal, minimal amount. But they also have this, don't
25:39
forget the word. But anyway, it releases much,
25:43
releases energy slowly throughout the day, whereas
25:46
caffeine is kind of just one hit straight away.
25:49
Boom. So I'm going to kill coffee here
25:51
in this case, All right, I'm going to.
25:59
But I'm going to kiss water here and I'll marrying Coke.
26:06
But I reckon Coke is one of the greatest inventions ever.
26:10
It's actually crazy how good it is on a night where you go to a
26:15
restaurant and when you say can I order a Coke and it comes with
26:18
your main meal, I don't know. Coke with Dinarius.
26:23
That's incredible though. It's.
26:24
Actually like orgasm. It really is, bro.
26:27
Yeah, that's me. That's my take.
26:29
What about you? I love coke so much as well, but
26:33
the other two are essentials for me.
26:35
Aye so I find it so hard. I'm marrying coffee for sure.
26:38
Wow like coffee is my favorite drink.
26:41
It's was because because I'm addicted to it and I rely on it,
26:46
bro. It's just and I, it's a weird
26:48
one, bro. I'm don't even love the taste of
26:51
coffee. It's just like a it's like a
26:54
little hot potion for me to be to be drinking on.
26:57
It's a separate satisfaction I have to what I have with Coke,
27:01
right? And so when I'm it's like if I
27:04
if I was to explain that if I was at work and I was to sit
27:08
down and have a coffee, it hits me.
27:10
I get energy and then also it's like a little concoction I have
27:14
while I do something that I feel is keeping me alert and that
27:19
kind of thing. If I was to sit down at work and
27:21
have a Coke, it wouldn't do the same thing.
27:23
I see what you mean by. You know what I mean.
27:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what I love about
27:26
coffee, is it? But I feel like it's like
27:29
steroids, like a little bit full, full focusing, you know.
27:34
Yep. And then so that's my marry.
27:37
I'm kissing Coke all day. But yeah, I could see Coke and
27:42
I'm just going to kill water. Do you have any colleagues bro
27:45
that like drink coke or Pepsi? Well, one of the like.
27:53
Every workplace has it. Yeah, every workplace has it.
27:56
Yeah, I have a work colleague, bro, that didn't drink any water
27:59
or anything and it's just straight Coke and it's a 2.25
28:01
litre Coke every single day. And if it's not a Coke, it's a
28:03
Pepsi. That's crazy.
28:05
Everyday bro. That's crazy.
28:06
It is that 2. .5 a day 2. .25 a day.
28:10
Yeah, that's that's the big bottles like that.
28:13
That's straight death. Bro that's crazy.
28:16
Yeah, like, oh, I don't know. I say, I say I'm going to kill
28:20
water, but bro, I probably, I drink heaps of water.
28:22
I don't know, yeah. Yeah, well, you should try
28:26
muchas. I've tried them right?
28:28
Yeah, but. Get sweet mucha sweet muchas.
28:30
Butter. I don't like it.
28:32
Why are you putting this into a six column?
28:33
But they're Gillian. No, they're.
28:35
Not both. Yeah, but if you understood the
28:36
benefits of it, maybe you would. No but I get it could be as
28:40
healthy as I want, I just I actually don't like it.
28:43
Yeah. Oh, OK, it's too.
28:45
Grainy. Oh yeah, like it's giving vegan
28:50
protein powder, that's what the same it gives that same energy
28:54
it. Does it does?
28:54
No, I see. I see exactly what you mean by
28:56
it. The only reason why I got into
28:58
it is because like I got hooked on my recent trip to Japan and
29:01
they started like obviously I experienced a few different and
29:04
I've never had much does. It give you an energy boost like
29:06
coffee or no? It does but it's slower
29:08
throughout the day so it maintains it but it's a bit of
29:10
focus. Apparently it's a bit of focus
29:12
and clarity throughout the day than coffee.
29:14
That's the only reason bro. So I just recently come across
29:17
this on our trip to Japan and I looked into that's the only
29:20
reason why I drink it, but my go to now is literally I have to
29:25
have it sweet though. That's the only downside to it
29:28
because I don't really like because I don't like much the
29:32
actual the you know, the normal one.
29:34
I just think it like you said, that's a great example bro.
29:36
It does. It tastes like vegan.
29:38
Like the vegan proteins, they're weird.
29:40
It's like it's the. Pea proteins.
29:42
Yeah, you. Get.
29:43
It's like chalky, yeah. That's what I don't like and
29:45
that's it is that's matcha. That's a great description bro.
29:48
But yeah, for me, it has this component called, I think it's L
29:51
theanine or something. And that's the component that
29:55
yeah, it it provides. It's like a health benefit.
29:57
It's a health benefit, yeah. But it's, they say that it's
30:00
better than coffee to an extent because of that longevity.
30:05
Yeah. Of of energy.
30:06
So. So yeah, yeah.
30:08
Who knows next now we're going into foods.
30:10
So we just went through drinks now foods, Kiss, kill, Mary,
30:13
bread, rice or pasta. For me, I'm marrying bread.
30:18
Oh. Kissing rice and killing pasta.
30:22
OK, is Mary not kissing bitter? What does that actually?
30:25
So marrying is like you need it for life.
30:29
Kissing is just like you need it on the side of it.
30:32
Oh yeah. You had experience.
30:37
No, wait. Yeah.
30:38
Yeah, Yeah. I'll just, I just wanted to
30:39
distinguish between that. Yeah.
30:40
Because I didn't really understand.
30:42
OK, Yeah. You know what I mean?
30:43
Yeah. So I did actually say the right
30:44
thing for my last one there. Yeah.
30:45
Yeah. OK.
30:46
And why? Bro I grew up our household was
30:51
massive on bread day like I grew up.
30:54
We'd have a roast chicken and me, my brother and my dad would
30:57
have bread with the roast chicken.
30:59
Like butter bread, put the chicken, put the potatoes,
31:02
everything in the bread and eat it.
31:05
We'd have lasagna, bro. Bread and butter with the
31:08
lasagna. Hey, what else would we but
31:11
every single dinner I'd have we're.
31:12
Chucking lasagna in the bread. In the bridge, it's so nice.
31:16
It's so nice when it. Does that.
31:18
Straight up, sorry, straight up. We used to have bread with
31:21
everything and even now like toast.
31:23
I love toast. I used to have bread, peanut
31:26
butter sandwiches every single day.
31:27
Like bridge Bridge go to the my opinion and then rice is just
31:35
yeah, a staple. I don't know.
31:36
Rice and pasta is a toss off for me.
31:38
I don't really. They're both good.
31:39
So which one are you? Kiss rice cuz I'd rather have
31:42
rice. You're killing pasta.
31:44
I'll kill pasta. Yeah, OK, I'm killing pasta.
31:47
I'm not a fan of pasta, right. It's not my go to.
31:49
Like I just, I don't know, it's just Oh yeah, yeah.
31:54
I mean, I'll have it. Yeah.
31:55
I don't hate it. A good carbonara actually hits.
31:58
It does, yeah, Yeah. It does.
32:00
It does. Yeah.
32:01
Lasagna too. I love lasagna.
32:02
Pasta. Oh, I might kill.
32:04
I might kill. Rice, actually.
32:06
Oh, Lasagna's. Mean it is, but Nas.
32:09
Carbonara, but like in terms of healthy, making a healthy meal,
32:13
you can't really do as much with pastas.
32:15
Rice I don't. Know you probably kill.
32:16
I don't know, all our Italian people out there probably hate
32:19
us saying that, but I'm definitely killing pasta for
32:22
that reason. I'm kissing bread.
32:25
Yeah, I'm marrying rice. I have Berry.
32:27
I'm die hard rice. Yeah.
32:29
Like I have rice with everything.
32:30
Yeah, I had, you know, rice is mean.
32:33
Rice is mean. I just think it's such a good
32:34
staple Berry in any meal you have, bro.
32:37
That's the only reason. And it's weird because rice
32:39
really doesn't have a taste. Yeah, but I just it just like I.
32:43
Don't know what it is. It's just like a fuller like.
32:46
Yeah. Rice and soy sauce.
32:49
Yeah, oh, true. My Mrs. is like that.
32:50
I love soy sauce on what I say. So nice.
32:52
She's a weirdo too. She has butter and Mayo with
32:54
his. That's crazy.
32:56
That is a. Is that off?
32:59
Mayo's mean, but butter. Yeah, that's, I don't know.
33:03
I don't know where her taste buds have come from, but that
33:05
she it. Could be nice, I don't know.
33:07
It's not. I'm not a fan.
33:09
She. She really tried to force me to
33:12
have it and I just like, well, this is off, I can't.
33:15
No, this is not sustainable. OK, the last the last one we
33:19
have is we have to compare high school errors.
33:24
What are you going to marry? KISS.
33:28
And kill. Your school era is it?
33:31
You mean choosing out of primary, high school or uni?
33:34
I think in this case, bro, my kill is going to be uni.
33:38
True, I loved uni bro, but I'm going to kill uni.
33:41
I'm going to get. I'll tell you why soon.
33:43
I'm going to kiss Primary. Yeah.
33:47
I'm gonna marry high school. True.
33:50
And my reasoning behind it, I'm killing uni because everything
33:54
that I did in primary and high school built me up to be at uni.
33:58
Uni, it gives you independence and it forces you to, yeah,
34:02
again, be more independent. But primary you build your
34:05
friends and long lasting friends like I mean my closest mates
34:09
even to to today are from primary as well.
34:12
Oh, mine were more high school. Yeah, see, but like Luke and
34:15
Chelsea are new from from primary, like we we've known
34:17
each other since we were five. They once they once pretty much,
34:20
you know, like like that's an example.
34:22
Then high school, that's where you build your fundamentals, you
34:26
know, like like your culture, your out view on life, you know,
34:31
and then like you're pretty much your boys.
34:33
But where did you where did you have most fun out of those 3?
34:39
Oh, boy, I didn't. I loved primary.
34:43
A primary, actually. Primary bird.
34:45
Like primary you when you, when you get to school, what's the
34:48
first thing you're doing? You Chuck your bag in class,
34:50
you're out on the courts and you're playing, you know, like
34:52
out on the concrete, playing rugby touch, whatever it is.
34:55
You know, like I think primary, man, I think primary was the
34:58
best. Yeah, I think that's what I'm
34:59
going to say anyway. What about yourself?
35:02
But for me, I'm killing high school.
35:04
Hey, damn, because I rated high school.
35:07
It's not to say I didn't like it, but I just like uni and
35:10
primary better. Like and for me.
35:15
But high school, I don't know, it was just like it just wasn't
35:20
as fun for me because I was like, but you just started doing
35:23
NCA trying to learn and you're like, bro, I don't know any of
35:26
this. And you're trying to navigate
35:29
like bullies and trying to like gills that you just started
35:34
liking gills. And for me, like not being gone
35:38
through puberty yet. And then you're trying to, I
35:41
don't know, there's just heaps of stuff you're balancing, I
35:43
reckon. And then so I'm killing high
35:45
school. I'm going to marry primary
35:48
because I agree, like just playing, no worries.
35:51
No even thought about what I'm going to have to do for a job.
35:55
Like not not even worried about really gills or anything like
35:59
that. You'll just you like you.
36:02
I want to go to your birthday party.
36:03
Can you can you take me to yours?
36:04
What are we doing for lunch? Like Manhunt?
36:08
I'm on your team. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:10
But so, yeah, I love primary as well.
36:12
And then Uni I'll I'll kiss because I I actually rated uni
36:15
A. Yeah.
36:16
True. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, good
36:19
people at uni have way more independence.
36:22
So you can go gym in the morning, then rock up to uni or,
36:27
you know, you stop. Well, for me, I started partying
36:29
on uni, so I was like going out and meeting people and that kind
36:32
of thing. And.
36:33
But I just read Independence Day, so yeah.
36:36
Just to count to the high school kill that you you've mentioned,
36:40
the only reason why I kill uni is because of the sporting era
36:44
too. Like I think about sports as
36:46
well. Like I loved going to, you know,
36:49
1st 15 and then the 1st 11 and then the 1st 13 or then in the
36:54
basketball premiers, you know, like things like that and like
36:57
the schooling culture in high school.
37:00
Well, anyway, at my school, Rosa was next level.
37:04
Like we were taught and everyone backed it and we were there
37:08
supporting and it was just, yeah, you know, I think when you
37:11
go to a school like that, that's why I'd say I love high school
37:16
was for those. Whereas like when uni for me,
37:18
there wasn't really any of that. Yeah, it wasn't really.
37:21
It's not like College in America, you know where, Yeah,
37:24
that they get behind it. Mine was more of a lifestyle I
37:27
guess. Maybe for uni, yeah.
37:29
But I get pretty. Good with the sports, yeah,
37:31
maybe it was, I don't know. I would stick with my original,
37:34
but yeah, doesn't make pretty much the lifestyles was what I
37:37
was aiming at, yeah. Not fairpoint bro.
37:39
Fairpoint. It is independency.
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