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Senseless Survey: "Are you aware that our butts can produces all three states of matter?" · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Here we go, There we go.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's hit it. It's goat terime. Senseless survey. How
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  Speaker 2: many questions will I ask an unsuspecting victim for the
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  Speaker 2: sake of South Africa?
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  Speaker 3: Sherln Barns Sure the yellow Land. Yeah, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 3: with eleven questions.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven questions, sibs nine questions, nine Ramize Cohn fifteen questions,
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  Speaker 2: fifteen questions. None of you are on the money? Is
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  Speaker 2: producer bread gonna hit the jackpot?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty questions?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody of chaos, somebody who doesn't want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's how serious you are when you can't really
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  Speaker 1: win anything.
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  Speaker 3: Shame producing, Brad. It's an outside chance.
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  Speaker 2: After eight years, maybe nine years, we've gone past twenty
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  Speaker 2: I think twice. Yeah, okay, hey, but you've got good
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  Speaker 2: odds on this produce approach. All right, Umm okay, no
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  Speaker 2: one is correct. No more guesses. On the WhatsApp telephone,
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  Speaker 2: here is a senseless survey.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you cooling speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, ma'am. I'm aged three one nine six two.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling you from the senseless bureau. I'd need to
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  Speaker 2: ask you a couple questions for your country.
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  Speaker 3: It really won't take long.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: How exciting is it that you have a better chance
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  Speaker 2: of rubbing a bank than winning the lottery?
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  Speaker 1: I can almost say people would think twice before rubbing
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  Speaker 1: a bank, but rather do something that is not as
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  Speaker 1: in seemingly dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Would you agree?
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  Speaker 2: Smuggling alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put
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  Speaker 2: it in your stomach first.
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  Speaker 1: It means you come here intoxicated. Pobbly is not a
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  Speaker 1: good idea, but I'm sure these people that get away
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 2: Why is something that's horrifying horrific? But something that's terrifying
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  Speaker 2: is not terrific.
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  Speaker 1: No a design, you'll perceive it as a person, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: Do you shampoo your eyebrows?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta wash your face. It's part of watching your face.
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  Speaker 3: Get the visual.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry here.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that it's proper etiquette in a gender
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  Speaker 2: neutral bathroom to leave the seat at a forty five
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  Speaker 2: degree angle?
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  Speaker 1: I would say you st be considered of the next
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  Speaker 1: gender that walks in.
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  Speaker 2: There, despite it being the main reason to drink. Why
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  Speaker 2: have we never seen a sad alcohol advert.
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  Speaker 1: Because adverts are deceiving, so they'll do anything to catch
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  Speaker 1: the media's eye. So obviously they're not going to put
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  Speaker 1: the sad face on it. They've got to draw the customer.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think about this idea for a new superhero,
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  Speaker 2: the delegator? He shows up at a scene in a
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  Speaker 2: suit and tie and decides it's a job for someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, delicator is somebody there dishous apple hands our instructions
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  Speaker 1: as opposed to fixing up something or doing something himself.
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  Speaker 1: The superheroes do themselves here, you can be called a
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  Speaker 1: superhero if you delegate somebody else, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: When you see a misbehaving kid, do you dislike the
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  Speaker 2: kid or perhaps despise his or her pair?
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  Speaker 1: It's the parent because men are starting to know. I'm sorry, game,
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  Speaker 1: very honest, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that no matter how intimidating someone is,
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  Speaker 2: they can't be intimidating if they have the hiccups?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously not, because you will laugh. You will laugh, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Are you aware that our butts have the ability to
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  Speaker 2: produce all three states of matter?
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  Speaker 3: Liquid? Solid?
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  Speaker 1: And yes? I am so sorry, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever thought, how scared the first woman was
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  Speaker 3: that had twins.
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  Speaker 1: So obviously things were not as advanced. I'm sure she
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  Speaker 1: was dead. Oh pardon me being so candid, but what
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 3: She enjoyed that you had twins.
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  Speaker 2: Now, think about that, the first person that had twins.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even imagine how what that must feel like.
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  Speaker 2: There go through There was no so no, no, there was
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  Speaker 2: no knowing, there's.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing, and you're thinking you're done because oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 3: there's another one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, am I a cat girl?
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  Speaker 3: Are they more? When does the start?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly? Do they have the same daddy? Do you
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  Speaker 2: know there was an instance where there were twins that
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  Speaker 2: two different fathers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Also, it was a very popular Gray's Anatomy episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's you can pregnant with twins and have different fathers.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's two because there's I mean children. You'll be
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  Speaker 2: the experts. Ure there's two types of twins. There's one
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  Speaker 2: where the egg splits and one where it's two separate eggs. Right,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, that's the difference between identical and non identical twins.
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  Speaker 2: But two different fathers.
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  Speaker 3: What happens? Fertilization takes place on different days? Possible, not probable,
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  Speaker 3: but possible. Be sure I was. It was a good weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And then when you go again, which one's mind again,
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  Speaker 2: that's yours, bread, that's yours. Remains