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ITS NOT ABOUT THE SIZE ITS ABOUT THE FLOW · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: If your girlfriend was to ask you, O, Audie, while
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  Speaker 2: you're out, can you please pick me up some tampons?
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  Speaker 2: I need the like super max size or like just
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  Speaker 2: like super size tampons. What does that mean to you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? No, idea, No, no, no, wait it must mean.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Addie Clark. Some may say
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  Speaker 2: the Anakin to my Obi one, No they don't.
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  Speaker 3: Akay, Mommy, we are back in the studio, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Anakin's a semi compliment because he's a beast.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what we're saying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care what we're saying today, man, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: excited to be back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't recorded for a month, a whole my little
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  Speaker 3: maybe more tricks to the trade Guide.
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  Speaker 1: We were away from a month. Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: think we might have said.
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  Speaker 2: Did we tell anyone?
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  Speaker 1: Told Patreon a little plug early if.
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  Speaker 3: You want to go over there, yeah, if you guys
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  Speaker 3: want some more.
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  Speaker 1: But we're back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back from a trip to Bali, Indonesia for a month,
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  Speaker 3: and Jake's back from a two week camping trip up
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  Speaker 3: the East coast of Australia. Yes, sirree, so man, it
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  Speaker 3: was good. Jake picked me up from the airport. I
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  Speaker 3: got a warm hug. Yeah, and I'm excited to be bad.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think i'd missed the pot as much as
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  Speaker 3: I did, but I really do love it.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely was getting to a point where I think,
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  Speaker 2: I like, because you were gone for two weeks and
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  Speaker 2: we had already pre recorded, and I was still home
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  Speaker 2: before I went away for two weeks, so I just
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  Speaker 2: like all day every day edited and so I got
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  Speaker 2: it all done, and so the two weeks I was away,
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  Speaker 2: all I had to do was just post, just like
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  Speaker 2: when I had good reception. I definitely got to a
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  Speaker 2: point where we ended up going and staying with some
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  Speaker 2: family where there was like, you know, I just had
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  Speaker 2: some time, got out my laptop just like we're doing
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things, and I was like, man, I
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  Speaker 2: really like I kind of want to go back in
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  Speaker 2: my record so I can do some more editing. I
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  Speaker 2: want to do something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hold it anymore. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was a.
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  Speaker 3: Good like refresher to get us back in the groove
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  Speaker 3: and excited again. Not that we're not always excited, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: if you just keep doing something repeatively, it gets like
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  Speaker 3: a little bit mundane. Yeah, I think you're right with anything.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm a keen. I'm keen to get into this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me too. You got some startup?
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  Speaker 3: I do Jake when we're in Bali. So I was
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  Speaker 3: just with me and my girlfriend. I thought Jake's at home.
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  Speaker 3: He had two weeks by himself, and there was camp Australia.
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  Speaker 3: It's not quite the same as going overseas, is it.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought I should get him a present. But
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  Speaker 3: not only that, I thought I should get the listeners
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  Speaker 3: are present?
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  Speaker 1: Oh sick.
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  Speaker 3: So I want you to close your eyes and then
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to explain it. Okay, close your eyes, put
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  Speaker 3: on your lap. Oh okay, okay, okay, okay. I am
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  Speaker 3: placing the product on Jake's lap the product. Yes, you
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  Speaker 3: can open your eyes. I have got him a custom
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  Speaker 3: Audie Clark Mummy T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I hopefully you guys can see that and it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: stop there. What this is, wicked, that's for you to
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  Speaker 1: wear one of me.
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  Speaker 3: This one's for me yo, I got Jake, Jake Daddy
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  Speaker 3: Craig Show the Cabin.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven and handsome fuck you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I got our friend at Blues and Greens to design him,
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  Speaker 3: did you yes?
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  Speaker 2: And this is so sick.
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  Speaker 1: I've also got a relatables one. Oh bro, oh that
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  Speaker 1: is that.
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  Speaker 2: Is so good.
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  Speaker 3: And what we're going to do is, I've also got
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  Speaker 3: Beth Daddy one just way of the shirt, says Jake
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  Speaker 3: Craig Daddy, I've got Jake's girlfriend one of the shirts.
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  Speaker 3: But what we're doing from here, I got an extra
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  Speaker 3: for everyone, So me and Jake are going to own them.
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  Speaker 3: And there's one extra of a relaid to was one
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  Speaker 3: actually Audi one actra Daddy. And the way someone can
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  Speaker 3: win them is all you have to do is five
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  Speaker 3: star this episode, and we are starting a new.
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group gen.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is go over there and
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  Speaker 3: join interact with some posts if you want.
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  Speaker 1: But all you've got to do is join.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, go join the Facebook, and we're going to pick
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  Speaker 3: someone at random in there to win a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man.
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  Speaker 2: We'll put obviously there'll be a link to the group
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  Speaker 2: yeah in this episode, in this episode, and we'll probably
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  Speaker 2: put something on the stories too, just in case you
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  Speaker 2: miss it.
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  Speaker 1: But what do you think, man? Call it? He is
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  Speaker 1: actually good. They're like thick.
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  Speaker 2: This is like, this is thicker than the shirt I'm wear.
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  Speaker 1: This shirt's from Uniclor custom in Bali. How good is that?
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  Speaker 1: Was it expensive?
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  Speaker 3: Because you're not meant to tell much of president. It
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  Speaker 3: was on a business card, so technically they were I
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  Speaker 3: got it. He gave me a discount because I got nine.
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  Speaker 3: But they ended up being like twenty nine dollars each.
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  Speaker 1: That's cheap.
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  Speaker 2: They're pretty good and they just like print this on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like this is yours that you'll wear this
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  Speaker 1: that's digital printed, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. How goes your This is hilarious laughing when.
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  Speaker 2: That is just so funny. So we're going to give
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  Speaker 2: one a couple of way.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to give one of each a way, wow,
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  Speaker 3: one of each design on the I mean we've got
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  Speaker 3: to and you have one of each, so we both
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  Speaker 3: get one of each and then we give one of
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  Speaker 3: each way.
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  Speaker 2: But then so did Cassie get a mummy one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then Beth got a daddy one?
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful? Holy shit?
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  Speaker 2: That thanks man, that's all right? Yeah, well you're so
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  Speaker 2: his birthday audiod his birthday and BALI actually as well,
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  Speaker 2: and I mean no excuses, I was probably a bit unorganized,
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  Speaker 2: but I got like, I got your present, like it's
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  Speaker 2: paid for and everything, but unfortunately it needs twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty four hours, so so you've got it here well,
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  Speaker 3: like I mean technically no, but it's like like I
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  Speaker 3: own it and I've paid for like the twenty four
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  Speaker 3: hours delivery service, so it's like it will be here
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  Speaker 3: and I should be able to give it to you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: You did have a month. I know I had a month.
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  Speaker 2: I had a month, but here, like, so what I
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  Speaker 2: ended up getting you isn't like what I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: get you, because what I wanted to get you I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, what I want to get him,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just order it like two seconds, but I can.
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  Speaker 2: I can order it seconds before I see him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And then it ended up being the thing I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get you ended up being like like three hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty bucks minimum. And I was like, I love him.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I love him, but how much do I
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  Speaker 1: love him?
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  Speaker 3: And so I don't want to be the guy that
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  Speaker 3: like tells you what I wanted to get you because
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  Speaker 3: it's like me just be trying to sound like I'm
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  Speaker 3: good because I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just going to give you what I.
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  Speaker 3: Got you, and what I got you ended up being
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  Speaker 3: more expense because I paid for the twenty four hour thing,
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  Speaker 3: but it's so worth it in my head, like nothing
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  Speaker 3: more worth it if it goes to plan.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, either it's probably gonna you guys might
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  Speaker 2: have to go Patreon and I'll probably post it on
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  Speaker 2: Instagram anyway. So if you guys are a Patreons listened
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  Speaker 2: but undercent but funny you say it's coming, because I
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  Speaker 2: actually have another thing coming in with my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Overseas from BALI.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really because it wasn't made in time and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not giving anything else away because I think it's the
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  Speaker 3: best present I've ever given anyone ever for me, it's
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  Speaker 3: fast fast, Yeah that isoul that be.
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  Speaker 1: Though, like this is all that the best present you've
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  Speaker 1: ever given anyone? Much better than that? Really it was
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  Speaker 1: going to take. I almost just said it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like we're girls because my girlfriend does this if like.
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  Speaker 2: Like for my birthday or Christmas or even just in general,
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  Speaker 2: like maybe I'll get a message like I bought you
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  Speaker 2: something and she's like, I want to tell you what
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  Speaker 2: it is. And she tells me what it is and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, and I'm like, just.
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  Speaker 3: Let girls always ruin it. I say to her, I
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  Speaker 3: want it to be a surprise.
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  Speaker 1: I love surprise. I can wait.
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  Speaker 2: I could wait a month. You could say to me today,
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  Speaker 2: I bought you a present, just like a random present
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  Speaker 2: that I can give you any time. And it's like
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  Speaker 2: I would be happy to wait a month because my
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  Speaker 2: life hasn't changed yet. It's like when I receive the gift,
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  Speaker 2: it's changed.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 3: What girls also always do is because they always want
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  Speaker 3: to be good gift givers, so they'll ask you what
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  Speaker 3: you want and they won't really ever get you something
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  Speaker 3: like on a limb.
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  Speaker 1: Like us, we'll always surprise each other. Could be shit,
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  Speaker 1: it could be really good. But girls will be like,
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  Speaker 1: so what do you want?
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  Speaker 3: I'll pick between, like your pair of shoes you want
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  Speaker 3: or like the shirt, Just give me two things.
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  Speaker 2: And it's always kind of sentimental. Yeah, there's always some
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  Speaker 2: sort of sentimental do you reckon? There must be there
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  Speaker 2: must be, just like I some this immense pressure to
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  Speaker 2: be a girl, Like we know that there's an immense
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  Speaker 2: pressure to be a girl in so many ways and
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  Speaker 2: give a good present. Yeah, Like there's like an immense
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  Speaker 2: pressure to be a girl in so many ways. And
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  Speaker 2: then just the added fucking bonus is like you have
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  Speaker 2: to be a good gift giver.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair true and good rappers they have
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  Speaker 3: to rap presence good too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My ex girlfriend, she I remember when we first started dating.
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  Speaker 2: We started dating a couple months before Christmas, think about
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  Speaker 2: your excuse.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about gift giving, talking about rapping present.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember, and I remember getting presents from my
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  Speaker 2: family and she's like, oh, i'll wrap them. I'm really
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  Speaker 2: good at rapping. And I was like, oh yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: obviously gonna be better than me. And so she wrapped them.
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  Speaker 2: And my initial reaction was like that kind of fucking
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  Speaker 2: sucks in my head like that kind of fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Eh.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then when and my sister was in
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  Speaker 2: Australia that year for Christmas, I believe, and I remember
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  Speaker 2: she just like pulled me aside and was just like,
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  Speaker 2: oh nice, like nice rapping as a joke, like it's
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  Speaker 2: ship you know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like such and such.
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  Speaker 3: Did that, and she laughed, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: could never because when she did, I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're a beast rapping, like you're so good at rapping.
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  Speaker 2: But she fucking sucked out at a.
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  Speaker 1: Similar thing happened to me.
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  Speaker 3: This is the first Christmas, the one had just happened
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  Speaker 3: last year that I had with my girlfriend, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like the first Christmas I've ever had with a partner.
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  Speaker 3: And we went to her house and all her presents
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  Speaker 3: were like beautifully wrapped. My family doesn't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: We put like pillowcases and she under there and stuff
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  Speaker 3: like we don't.
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  Speaker 2: Care at all seeing you wrap something in.
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  Speaker 3: Newspaper, yes, newspaper, yeah, whatever, Just the wrap it. That's
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  Speaker 3: what we do, and it covers the gift. And like
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  Speaker 3: all the wrapping paper in my head, I could have
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  Speaker 3: bought it. To be fair, we all re recycle wrapping paper,
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  Speaker 3: your parents and those parents that pick it open. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my mom says, recycles everything, so we'll reuse it. So
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  Speaker 3: I only got presents for her nephews who were like
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  Speaker 3: three and five or something. Yeah, and my present was
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  Speaker 3: you could tell I brought it, Like the rest of
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  Speaker 3: them are beautiful, like Santa wrapped him and then I
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  Speaker 3: was just there and I brought this. I thought a
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  Speaker 3: gold would have looked good, and I kind of tried
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  Speaker 3: really hard to wrap it put it down there, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, it looks like the kids wrapped it.
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  Speaker 1: So you were in Bali for a month, yes, I was.
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  Speaker 2: How was it?
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  Speaker 1: It was really good? Actually, I love it over there,
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  Speaker 1: hates so I wouldn't. I would call it a working holiday,
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  Speaker 1: right to be fair like.
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  Speaker 3: So I was still doing a bit of potty stuff
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  Speaker 3: like probably I don't know, two or three hours a day,
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  Speaker 3: so very relaxed, just like a bit of editing, answering,
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  Speaker 3: and I was literally just doing the same things i'd
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  Speaker 3: do here over there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a creature of habit.
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  Speaker 3: But then going to a nice restaurant, so i'd edit go
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  Speaker 3: to the gym and then I'd go have a nice
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  Speaker 3: dinner and a sunset. That was basically what I did.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the occasional message sauna, ice bath. We had
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  Speaker 3: a couple romantic retreats to Limbogan or Noosa Door if
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  Speaker 3: you know where that is in Bali. But overall I
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  Speaker 3: loved it and it was much more chill than when
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  Speaker 3: we went last year.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone listening. Remember we went and did a tour in Bali.
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  Speaker 1: Just we moved around. We had the villa the whole time,
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  Speaker 1: which was way better.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like a holiday because I'd just get back relaxed,
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  Speaker 3: didn't have to fucking move our.
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  Speaker 1: Bags every week or villa. It went somewhere else. You
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  Speaker 1: took a little bag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was scooting around everywhere, semi sketchy, but
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  Speaker 3: didn't crash.
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  Speaker 1: Girlfriend crash streets.
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  Speaker 2: Three times in quotations.
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  Speaker 3: She had to get her fucking bike replaced. Replaced, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because one of the panels of her scooter came off.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, it wasn't her fault. But did they
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  Speaker 3: charge you? It was thirty bucks. She was showing up.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: They were so sad, like they're showing you have to
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  Speaker 3: pay for this story. It was like twenty five dollars
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  Speaker 3: and she was like, fine, she should.
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  Speaker 2: Have un a barter it down like that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't cost that much.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to someone the other night at the
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  Speaker 2: dinner and they had a friend that went to a
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  Speaker 2: Bucks weekend in Bali and they their bike got hit,
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  Speaker 2: so they didn't do the damage, but it was damage.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna was yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And the dudes that he rented the bike off were like,
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  Speaker 2: you have to pay for it, and he was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do it. And so they were like a
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: group of them camped outside their villa really and it
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: was a day before they were liaving. So they woke
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: up at six am jumping the walls of the villa,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: ran into a taxi and they were getting chased and
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: they got to the airport and they didn't fall them.
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  Speaker 1: All the way to the airport.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, bro, it's so easy for us
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  Speaker 3: to pay for it where it's like fifty one hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars and there was so much money exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, why didn't he just give him
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: one hundred? It's kind of a dog.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's like an hour of our times, but
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  Speaker 3: two hours of our time or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So wild. But how was your camping trip? It was
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  Speaker 1: really good man.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to go, oh, look, I had fun,
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  Speaker 3: but I wanted to actually ask you what was it
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  Speaker 3: like to spend a four month that's the longest you've
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  Speaker 3: ever spent with your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: It was by far.
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  Speaker 3: I think the longest we'd had together was maybe five
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  Speaker 3: push in a week. Yeah, but it was only ever
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  Speaker 3: like an activity. We were like going somewhere or doing something,
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  Speaker 3: which is to be fair, what we're doing in Bali.
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  Speaker 3: But I thought it was interesting. I wanted to ask you,
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  Speaker 3: this is the first time in any type of relationship
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  Speaker 3: that I've sort of from a my side, the mail perspective,
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  Speaker 3: got to seeing what it was like to be with
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  Speaker 3: a girl just in her day to day life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like because in a relationship when like you first start dating,
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  Speaker 3: hang out for like two or three sleepovers and you're
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  Speaker 3: like there each other and it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's fireworks. Not saying this isn't it's still great. I
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  Speaker 1: loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe it's even better, but like you're just
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  Speaker 3: there doing normal things. That was the first time I
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  Speaker 3: got to see that in a relationship, which I thought
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  Speaker 3: was really interesting. Yeah, because you never lived with them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've never I've never lived with a partner. But like,
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  Speaker 3: have you seen that with any of your previous relationships.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I had Yeah, I had one one girlfriend that
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  Speaker 2: was that was with for a while where we didn't
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  Speaker 2: live together, but like I lived alone.
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  Speaker 3: She would just like stay for a lot of nights.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: But I never once even was like, oh, I want.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: To live with her. Yeah, like Beth is the only
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: the first girl from where I like planned to live
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: with her.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm maturing, if I just like
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: actually love her, like she's like the first person.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But even in saying that, Beth and I we went
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: away for two weeks, but it was like it wasn't
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: day to day was it was.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: It was a holiday. Yeah, it was like we both
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: we didn't do anything. Yeah, exactly.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But I thought it was a kind of like
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: seeing a different inside of love because like when you
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: first start dating, I said, it's all sparks and emotions
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: and you can sort of plan to be on your
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: best behavior and like whatever. And this time, like all
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: your clothes are everywhere, you're doing whatever, like you're having showers,
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: you're leaving shit around, like you just living like you
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: try and do your best, but you still have little
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: things here there the other person off a little bit.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: You figure out, oh, yeah, did you.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Learn some like like did she learn did Cassie learn some?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe like our routines?
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like your routines, but also like let's go so
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: she she would come to your house, right, and maybe
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: she sees in your bathroom that I don't know, you
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: leave some clothes in there and you pick them up
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: like just two days later, I don't know, like every
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: guy does. So she sees that, but because she doesn't
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: live there, she doesn't have to deal with it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did she see anything like that where she's like, like,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: we're both pretty good.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: She thinks I'm a bit more messy than her. She's
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: messy in her own way. Yeah right, yeah, ways she messy?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: What ways is she mess She?
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I mean bedroom, bathroom, clean, living room, leaves it everywhere.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Oh me, I'm the opposite.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Funny, yeah, but funny so bit. I didn't care at all,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: but she does a little bit. But it was interesting.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I think it was like the next phase of love's
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: kind of thing, the mundane parts of life, and then
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: you're a like bond like gets even stronger because you
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: just it's still there but you're doing boring shit but
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: it's so still so lovey dovey. Yeah, and it was
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: good to see for me. It was just interesting to
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: see I've never experienced that before. Yeah, right, which was cool,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: very fun.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I actually my because mine was a holiday, was a
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: bit different. But I have a list of things I
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: learned about Beth Weld camping. It's it a long list, Ah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: not really, but it's a decent little list. Here where
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Here we go?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I called it camping trip findings. This is what I
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: learned about my girlfriend.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Well, camping okay, because we did a lot of driving,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: switching places. As soon as Beth gets in the car,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: she says, I could we soon, but don't worry, it's
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: not urgent, and then ten minutes later, I really need
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: to pee now. So every fucking time we got in
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: the car ready to go for like a two hour
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: drives like well like ten minutes and she's like, oh,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I could WI, And I'm like, oh, I can stop.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh no, that's all right. She's like I
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: can make it. And then it's like ten minutes that
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, we better stop it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Ten minutes, No, no, every ten minutes, just like every
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: start and then she's good for a while.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: But like we had Henry with this and kind of
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you have to like stop to let him wi. Anyway,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: we one time actually got him one time we stopped.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: We we kind of pushed it and we went a
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: little longer and he like wet the bed I felt
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: so bad for him.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I had to like force him to be there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: He was like we were driving, and then we stopped
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: and we got him out because he has like a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: little car bed and he was chilling and that just
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: sleeping the whole time in the car.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: He loves it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: But he must have just been busting and just like
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: didn't make any noise, like he didn't know what to
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: do in the car like at home he scratches the door.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: And then we stopped and I was like looking at
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: him and I was like, he's really wet.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: And I was like, his whole bed's drenched, and I
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: was like smelling it, and it didn't it just like
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: water because like he was hydrated, I guess, but he
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: definitely wet the bed.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: And when we pulled him out.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Of the car, it was like he was embarrassed and
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: he was kind of just like kind of just like
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: huffing his cheeks like he was crying. And I've never
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: felt more bad. I was like, I'm so sorry I
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: didn't let you out. I'm so sorry I didn't let
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: you out of me. I'm so sorry.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Like a little human, you probably didn't give a shit
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: a be To be fair, you probably put it on.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Second thing I learn about Beth is if I go
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: in to a petrol station, I twice I bought a
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Pepsi Max for us to share. Best in the best drink.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Ever, shit's on cozero facts.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I bought a Pepsi Max for us to share in
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: the car, and so when I got back in the car,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I gave it to her and I was like, because
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, I just don't want to have two.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: We don't both need a full one, not not for calories,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: but like I was like yeah, And so I go
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I bought.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: This for us.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: And then like ten minutes back into the drive, I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: look over and it's three quarters in and I was like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: what are you doing that? And she's like, I thought
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: you bought it for me. I was like, I said,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I bought.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It for us. Twice. This happened twice. Twice it happened.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, that's not all.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck you, especially when you're driving.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Going to sip it on this thing. Okay.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Number three is dirty feet equals Beth grumpy, really bro
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: She was like first two days on camp and we
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: stayed at Crescent Head and we started a delicate campground
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and it's like a bit like sandy, but it's like
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: dirty sand, and so she would get a bit of
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: sand and issues and then her feet would be dirty
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and just wouldn't shut up about Like she's like, I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: can't go to sleep until I clean my feet. And
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I've got baby wipes and shit, like
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: just wipe your feet.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: It's fine, you know, we're camping.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And she just was like, so fine, pretty much fine
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: with everything else, but she just hated having dirty feet.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: It's showing a city slick away. She's like, before we
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: go camp she's like, I used to go camping with
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: my dad all the time.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And then I went camping and I was like, how often.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Did you go camping with you? I think there is
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: a little bit we probably take it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: For granted a little bit because we're from the coast,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: which is like an hour and a half out of
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: the big city, Like it used to being a little
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: bit more dirty, I agree, Whereas like this they don't
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: see the nature as much as we do.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Like we're surrounded by national parks, yeah, and the beach.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: If I remember as a kid, you were probably the same.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I would walk barefoot everywhere. Like now I don't do
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: it as much of my feet aren't as tough. But
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I reckon. I just had
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: callous feet because like on the I would run on
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: the road down to the oval to play soccer and
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: stuff like we just play soccer barefoot, and just everything
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: was barefoot.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Like got to a point where I could just handle
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: the hot sand and stuff that's necessario. Yeah, how good
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: And a kid and just I remember like it used
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: to the tire used to get real hot, and shoes
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: you like to put your towel on the tire, yes,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: and do like little hops there was.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Here's a tactic for anyone that's like not big beach
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: goers is if you go to a beach and the
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: sand is like blistering hot, dig your feet into the
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: sand because like even just like this much further down
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the sand is cold.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: So yeah, there's a little tip for it. Look, Beth
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: cannot handle bugs.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: She's like she's like, oh man, she was getting so
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: overstimulated by the bugs. If you go, if anyone's on
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: like the top tier Patreon where we post vlogs, there's
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: a vlog and there's just two scenes in our vog
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: where a fly is flying around the head. She's like, oh, okay,
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: here's a question for you. This is something I learned,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: not about Beth, but just like about girls in general
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: on the camping trip. If I if Cassie was to
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: ask you, if your girlfriend was to ask you, Oh, Audie,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: while you're out, can you please pick me up some tampons?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I need the like super max size or like just
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: like super size tampons.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: What does that mean to you?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Fuck? I knew, I know there's different sizes, but super
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: max And she said, does that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Mean basically, what does the sizing mean in tampons?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: No, idea. I was going to say the circumference. But
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: is that not right?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Because Beth she she got a period.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it must mean how heavy you flow is? Dude,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you're genius.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That's good, yes, because so Beth goes, she got a
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: period where we were somewhere and I was like, oh,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: there's a general salt ten minutes where it looked up.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I was, I'll run and get you some stuff. She goes, Okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I need like the supermax.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Size or just learn something there. She doesn't need the
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: supermax size.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you got that big puss.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: That's immediately my friend, Like, I just said it out
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: loud and she was just like.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And she was like, she was like.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: No, it's about the flow. It's not about how big
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: it is. So it's how heavy your flow is. So
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: if you're a girl with a light flow, you just
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: get like the small size. It's the same circumference, but
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: it just does absorbers much. That makes so much more sense,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I know, because I was thinking, who's walking.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Around for these big That's what I'm saying. It's like
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: super max.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, what are you so like contradictioning of condoms
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: because you get like super large condoms that go for
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: bigger Peter my brain, I know, it's a different thing.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And we're just dumb. Yeah, we're just stupid. But he's
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: actually I was today years old when I found out that,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Like well, I mean a couple of weeks years old
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: that I found out. That's why.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we only found out like last year that there's
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: different sizes, but I didn't know what the size before.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, the last one comes with a story.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Camping trip findings for Beth her mood heavily depends on
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: if she's pooped yet. And in brackets, we've got ibs. Queen,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: she has ibs. Yeah, so oh man, can you tell this? Yeah, yeah,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I can. So this is a holy fucker. So we
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: were okay, long story, I'll tell. Two days before we
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: went camping, Beth had her birthday party. And Beth hasn't
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: drank since her birthday party the year prior, oh whole year,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: and so she was like, her friends were keen to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: have a big nine and she was like, Okay, I'll
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: have a big night too. We went and we booked
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: a dog friendly rooftop bar, and I was like, I'm
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: not going to drink, so I'll take Henry home at
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: like five and just like chill with Henry. And then
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: so they were drinking at this rooftop bar and they
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: were and I left it five. We got there atwo
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I left at five. We had lunch and everything, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: then they were drinking and like when I left, she
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: was a little bit tipsy, which was funny to see, like, sorry,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: a little bit tips That.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Was the first time he saw a drunk, The first
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: time I saw a drunk.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And she's like, she's not a bad drunk. She's just funny,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: like blah blah blah, and and so I left and
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: then they stayed at that rooftop bar until like nine
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: thirty or ten o'clock from two big beginnings. Yeah, and
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: so I'm getting messages from her as well, like I'm sober,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: you know, I could come home? Should I come home?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sober? And I'm like, you're not sober.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I was like you, So, I was hoping you were
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: going to get some spicy and so I went to get.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Home and then at about oh man, like I, Joanna
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: got an uber home at maybe like eleven, and then
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I kind of went to sleep a bit, and like
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I said, I'd picked them up, and then they went
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: out to a place called Cargo Bar and Brangaroo, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: then I think I went and picked her up at
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: like one am, and she was, yeah, she was wasted.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: You know, I had a big night. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Next day woke up and she woke up fine, and
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, how are you okay? You haven't drank
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: for so long and you were wasted last night. And
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: then it turns out she woke up drunk still, oh right,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: And then me and Juanna went home because we stayed
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: at Best. We went home for Father's Day. Next day
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: was FA's Day. Went home for Father's Day, and then
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: like an hour after I leave Best, like, oh no,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not good now, vomiting all day, super hungover. And
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: then because we were leaving the next day to go
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: on a camping trip to go pick up the car
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: we hired, I went back after Father's Day. Yeah, and
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: she wasn't good, Like she was getting a bit better,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: and then we went to sleep that night and we
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: were leaving the next day, like she had a pack
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: and everything, and she was like so regretting it, like
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: she missed Father's Day. Yeah, and her dad didn't care
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: because like she never drinks, so he just thought it
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: was hilarious. Like they didn't really do anything.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: And so.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: That night, at like two am, she wakes up and
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: she feels sick and she's trying to vomit, and then
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: she heard her yelling at my name, and she got
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: she was just like in heaps of pain. And like
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: the night prior, she had got like a quick script
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: for a uti she felt like she was having and
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: all that and so and she just was like in
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: pain all over. She said, like it was excruciating and
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: she suffers from like cysts exploding, and she said, it
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't they're not one of them felt the same. And
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: so I caught her mum, and mom was like, oh, yeah,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: like take her to the hospital. Took her to emergency
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: room and we were there for a few hours. Basically,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: they just said like they gave her like heaps of
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: like end done and shit for the pain, like ever,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: all this stuff, Like she had like crazy acid coming
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: up here they had to give it like IV pentop result,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: which is like for that. Basically, they gave us all this,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: gave her all these meds, and they were like, we
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: just think it's like the uti all the vomiting just
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like made all the bile come up, and it's just
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: all that combined. And so we the next day we
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: went and picked up the car. We didn't leave that day.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: We went and stayed at my place. And then the
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: next day after that she was sweet, so we left.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: And so from the day of her going to the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: hospital until two days into our camping trip, she hadn't
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: pooped because of all the meds, right, so she didn't
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: poove from all the meds, and so she was like, oh,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I just feel bloated, I feel crap, I feel like shit,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I need to shit. And I was like, fuck yeah,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm doing like two a day.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: And so she went and bought chocolate laxatives and that's smart. Well,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because she couldn't pooh. I guess like
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I've never made it. I feel like it just happens
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: naturally at the end of the day.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know some people it doesn't.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: We're lucky.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I feel like adding more drugs, fucking like, are you sure?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: So she she fucking.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: She took three of them that this is one or one?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: She took like three at like eleven am. Are we
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: learning something about about Beth here? She decikes to take
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: things a little bit too far. She took three at
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: like eleven am.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And then that night still hadn't pooped, right, she tried,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: didn't And then we went to bed really early that
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: night because we didn't have reception her phones. Went to
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: bed like six pm. It was great, like fell asleep
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and everything. It was tired, and so woke up. I
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: woke up for a p yeah, thinking it was like
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: five am. Yeah, I woke up for a pee, went
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: back in and turns out it was like eleven thirty. Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: it was like eleven.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, I'm just gonna go correact
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: to be that and.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Beth is like, oh, I don't feel very good.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I wonder why.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: So she goes and she tries to go take a
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: shit in the toilets at the campsite. She comes back
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: and she's like it didn't work, and she starts like
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: she gets into bed and she's.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Like, Oh, there's.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: A fire in my belly. There's a fire in my belly.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: She kept on saying that, and I was like, shut up.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: She just kept saying like, oh.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: There's a fire in my belly. Oh my god.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: And so I doze back off. I think she dozes
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: back off, and then she wakes up, and every time
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I kind of like wake back up because I already
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: slept for a while, she would keep on going like.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's a fire in my belly. There's the fire
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: in my belly.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And then she finally, at about twenty past twelve, nearly
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: an hour later, she just gets up to go like
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: squat to do a wi just in the bush.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And she squats to do a.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Wee and she's like not feeling good and I and
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I can hear her start farting, right will squatting, and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: so she's like she's like pit down o Piers and
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: she's farting, and I'm like kind of thinking, like that's fuck,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: she's going for it. I thought it was hilarious. And
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: then I just hear the farting kind of stop, and
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: then I just hear like like she just kind of
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: like pit upatters off and she like goes to the toilet,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I was like, I'm so happy
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: for her, like all of the like the squatting and
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: the fighting like release it, like who go girl, blah
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: blah blah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: And she runs off to the toilet, supporting boy. And
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: then like half an hour later she comes in to
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: the tent and she's giggling, and I was like, and
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I like had fallen back asleep even for half an hour,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: and she comes back in the wake up and she's
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: like giggling, and I was like what And she's like
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, she's like giggling her a little butt.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Off, oh blah blah blah blah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: And so first off, she's kind of like, oh, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: just like just like sprayed that toilet.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Imagine I can imagine laxity.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, yeah, the fire in my belly is gone.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: And then she's like the reason she's laughing is because
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: she's like, you know how I was like winging and
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: farting just before she goes. The reason I ran off
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: is because the last far, like a little bit of
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: shit came out and I was like, I was like,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: no fucking way, and she had to pick it up
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: with one of Henry's Pooh bags.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: She should put some dirt over it, oh man.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was the funniest thing that's ever happened.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Is fun And I was thinking, like the relief must
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: have been insane.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: So overall camping with Beth well, I mean, if you
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: get one word to describe it, mate.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Oh interesting, it was interesting. It was fucking so good.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: That's all right, Jake, that was a good story. I've
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: actually got one myself, and it was on my birthday.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh and it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Was kind of a little bit of a birthday.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Present, I guess, i'd say for myself.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Oh so on my birthday was actually the Thursday, twenty
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: second of August, and I can't remember maybe it was
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: the Friday Saturday Love was Lost Temper Trap. We're playing
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: in Bali at the Lawn.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go? Well to do?
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: How the hell you make me fall in love with you?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Which was I was super stoked because I actually really
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: like them. Yeah, And so then we had pres with
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Jack out audio production because Jack went with you. Jack
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: was over there for it and a couple other friends
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Harry Blues and Greens, partying drinking, getting heaps drunk, and
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I'm on WhatsApp and I booked a daybed and messaging
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: what time did they message me what time I should come?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: And I said, what time did Temper Trap come out?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: And they said after sunset? So I was like sure,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: seven o'clock yeaheah, yea yeah. I was like, oh, we'll
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: get there about six six thirty, just before they come out,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: and I was like six. So we preyed really hard
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: to get there so we didn't have to buy that
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: many drinks at the villa and we get a go
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Jack there and we get there at about I think it
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: was six o'clock. We get there and I booked a
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars day bedy.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Booked, pre booked it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Get their shittest daybed back corner and I'm like, are
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: you guys serious? And I was pretty drunk and had
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: some confidence, and I was like, hey, like, this isn't
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: this isn't really on. Hey like, there's a thousand dollars
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: day better And I can't even see the stage, Like
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: what's going on? And they said, well, we have this
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: other day bed over here which you can see the
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: water and the stage for another thousand dollars.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I was pretty drunk too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: We had if I split it, it was going to be
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: like one hundred fifty do two hundred dollars each and
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, fair enough, I'll just do that. Why
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: and they said when I sat down, I don't know
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: why I was doing it because it's my birthday maybe
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: or I was just like I'm the beast, charge charge.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: And I was like, do you want to pay now
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: or at the end? And I was like at the
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: It's like when I'm more drunk, like I want to
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: pay at the end. I don't want a cop a
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars fucking tap right now?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: You know you won't buy any more drinks.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So we go there, we're can it come with
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: a bottle of gray goroose for a thousand dollars, which
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: is all rightwew bigs his bottle of grey grooves like
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: the medium size one, not the massive of the medium one.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what's that sixty to seventy dollars
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: something something like that. Really good Temper Tap comes out
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: nine thirty. Fuck bro, So I was already pass my peak.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Cassie fucked. Really, she was fucked.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I was even fun.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: She was fine before Temper Chap came out, but they
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: came out so late that she was like past their
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: peak and like she was just dead. I was tired
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: and not drunk anymore. Yeah, so I was like, I'm
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: so over this and I don't know if this is
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: bad to say. Tempera Trap came out and on Spotify
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: the lead singer is Indonesian, which I knew. Oh, Spotify
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: like must auto tune him or something. Oh they auto
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: tuned the Indonesian accent out of his voice for spot
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: because you listened to the song. Yeah, he doesn't sound
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Indonesian at all. No.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I thought they were Astralian because they're from Melbourne.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: No, he's Indonesian. He's obviously Indonesian. Australian, Indonesian American.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yea, And but he came out like it's still good.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, but I'm like, sure, this is
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the same guy, Like it was really weird. It was
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: weird that different, just a classic Indonesian accent. He was
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: still good. But I was like, Spotify, I've obviously tuned
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: this out a little bit. How interesting, which was really interesting.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they maybe he was sick, maybe and they
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: had to that's what they came out late because they
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: had to teach someone that looked.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Like maybe but if some kept pissing off that he
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: kept saying like, we haven't performed so long, guys, We're
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: so happy to be back. And then like I was like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: stop saying that. It makes me sound like it. Yeah,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: we have been so long since we perform. But it's
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: been so long, guys. He said it like ten times,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: and he was he spoke proper English, completely good, but
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: he just had a little Indonesian twang to it. Maybe
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: we just don't hear it in Spotify. Maybe maybe yeah, yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: yeah exactly, But that was beside the point. Was an
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: interesting thing going on in the background. Yeah, anyway, they
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: had like fifteen twenty minutes left and like we'll get
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: out of here before everyone starts to leave. Yeah, And
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I said, oh, I'll go pay the bill. And they
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: came out and asked me to tap my card and
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: it was like one hundred and twenty bucks for the
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Greg Goose.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I just had to pay the Greg Goose and some
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: like mixes and shit. Yeah, And I was like I
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: tapped it and I was like okay, Like am I
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: good to go?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: And I look him in the eyes, He's like, yep,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: good to go. Have a good night.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So they didn't they didn't want to charge you for
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they didn't want to charge me
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: or they forgot to charge me.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: So I was just like, but maybe they because did
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: like they have your contact, yeah, because they know where
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: you were sitting, they have your email, they have everything.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: They must have been like, we feel bad, you reckon.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Surely it was like they would have tried to reach out. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: A thousand bucks is a lot of money. Yeah, so
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I reckon they would have tried to reach out.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon. They must have gifted it to you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: A you reckon. Yeah, I don't think, because like you said,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: am I good to go?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I said that I wanted to make sure I'd feel
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: bad Leaven with a thousand there maybe but not a
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars, and I was like, well sick, and so
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: for my birthday present, got one thousand dollars three lounge
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: at the lawn.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: May I say you deserve it. You spend thousand bucks
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: and you're in a corner. Yeah, shit, first of all problems.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: But that's tough.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's very very well I thought it was.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: It was like, oh, it's my birthday people, I'll be
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: boogie like I haven't gone out in pretty much six months.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Like I was same as your best mentality, I'll go
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: hard money like fuck you get it all done in
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: one go, and then did it and good experience. I'd
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: probably say seven out of ten, but seven out of
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: ten could have been better.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: But it was still very very fun. Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Jo just sent me your photo while you were there,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: and it must have been it must have been a
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: little bit before temper trap came out and you were
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: sitting there and he was like, you sent your phone.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: You were sitting on your phone and he was like, oh,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: he's so angry right now.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they took so long, Like, don't fucking message me
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: on WhatsApp saying after sunset, because I was also pissed
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: off about that right now, because they wanted me to
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: come there. They wanted me to come there and spend
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: more money on their drinks. Yeah, don't tell me fucking
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: nine o'clock, Like, don't lie to me.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's so FALSEO.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Misley still would have come. Yeah, it's like we just
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: need to know. We just we just want to be
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: there when they're coming out. Yeah, and we would have
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: planned a whole day differently and started like three hours later.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: But who knows, Like maybe maybe they were just late.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe they were like just late, like fucking people. I
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: think artists saw the time and be like booked for
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know, six pm, shop at six thirty.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: But I always I've never understood that, like the artists
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: just like not. I just feel bad as a person,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Like even if I'm an artist, I'm getting there two
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: three hours early.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I am fully, fully agreed.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like, like I'm not even on your time, mate,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: I paid.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: It's not even near anywhere near the same what in
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: the same world. But like, for instance, if we do
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: like a Brandy on Instagram. Yeah, I don't even like it, Like,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: like if it doesn't get very many views, I'm just like, oh,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: they paid money for that, Like I hope they're okay
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: with it, and like they they are okay with it,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: like it's not the biggest deal to them, like they
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: just want it on our page. But I even feel bad,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: like I want to, like I want it to get
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: views for them.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: But it's even it's like the fans got them to
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: where they are and then they're getting here late. It's
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: like even when we have meetings, we get there five
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: minutes early and we're sitting on the meeting Yeah, because
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: they're here to talk to us, Like we don't want
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: to waste their time. I don't want to waste it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: If we had a show, I wouldn't want it. If
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: we start six o'clock, I'm walking out on stage at
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: six pm. Well, to have the fucking clock, I'd be
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: waiting to walk out on stage at fucking five fifty five. Yeah, exactly,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: stressed by the way, I'd be stress and I'd be
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: fucking so nervous.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But it's just a mental mentality.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Suppose you probably get to a point where like I've
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: got so much money, fuck it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not to say anything, not even to be
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: like we're fucking really good or whatever. But you know,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I think we even felt a bit boaut having a
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: two week break on Spotify, so we posted some old
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Patroon episodes they probably hadn't listened to.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, maybe we're just didn't well we've figured out
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: in the past. Episodes were just like, nice, guys, we
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: need to be a bit more cut threat in this world.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: It's a dog eat dog world.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Funk all that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Today, I just prefer to be nice, be nice, and
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: just yeah, hopefully all bad shit comes to bad people, even.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Though it never does. It's just good people. Good things
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: come of good people.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: But anyways, guys, this episode was just a little brief
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: catch up what's been going on. If you enjoy it,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: if you like this, next episode on Wednesday, it's gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: be a banger bit more of the usual stuff, and
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: we love you, we'll see you then.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you.