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Whackhead Prank: Testing the AI receptionist · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Of Assurance is a licensed insurer and.
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  Speaker 2: Stop stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Here is another world famous cranky.
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  Speaker 4: Car from Darren Wackheads exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll I'll start the fight, but I need backup.
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  Speaker 2: You're coming for AI. I'm the guy the nightclub that
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  Speaker 2: causes the cock and then I know I've got some
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  Speaker 2: big friends behind me that I'm going to back up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I need your backup here. All right. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: taking on a I head first, Connamn me and Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Brockovich a class suit. It's just me and Aaron right now.
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  Speaker 2: All right. She's taking on the data centers, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: taking on this new thing that we thought was never
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  Speaker 2: going to be a reality a year ago, where we
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  Speaker 2: came on and we're like, hey, you see this. Now
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  Speaker 2: you can have like an AI receptionist, and they said
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  Speaker 2: it'll be able to You can phone a restaurant and
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  Speaker 2: as AI person be there. You can book a table
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  Speaker 2: at time whatever it's going to take your detail, Like,
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  Speaker 2: imagine that that seems like so far away, that's never
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  Speaker 2: going to happen. Well, it's been happening for quite some time.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a simple Google that I did was which
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  Speaker 2: companies these companies in South Africa as well, which companies
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  Speaker 2: are using are receptionists. The list with that comes companies
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  Speaker 2: AR companies offering you AR receptionists. There must be at
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  Speaker 2: least a thousand crazy all different packages. One you can
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  Speaker 2: have one call a give the person an identity, you
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  Speaker 2: can have two streams like you can take two calls
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  Speaker 2: at once, three calls, four calls. There's so many different configurations, right,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm here to protect the receptionist jobs, the shop
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  Speaker 2: face of your business, which a good receptionist will make
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  Speaker 2: a break company. Absolutely. I believe such an important job
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  Speaker 2: that should never go away. So I'm leading the fight
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  Speaker 2: for your jobs. Protect them. Telemarketers, you're on your own,
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  Speaker 2: all right, because there's a telemarketers now as well. So
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  Speaker 2: AA is already sweeping that that job speck. So my goal,
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  Speaker 2: yeah is look, it's just it's not a person. And
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  Speaker 2: the beauty about this is now I'm using data calls,
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  Speaker 2: so it's not costing me anything. It's just WAFA unlimited,
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  Speaker 2: so I can how long is a piece of string? You?
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  Speaker 2: All right? But my my my goal was, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to figure this thing out. Where can I go
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  Speaker 2: with this because our phone or company. I bleeped the
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  Speaker 2: company out because I'd like you all, but it's it's
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  Speaker 2: just a company. They don't deserve anything more than what
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  Speaker 2: I did. All right, I'm trying to break this system. Luck,
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  Speaker 2: I broke the airports system. Okay, so now I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to break this system, and I think I came pretty close.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh you my system? Yeah, what did you do? All right?
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  Speaker 2: So this is a company that has an AI receptionist.
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  Speaker 2: Now you'll hear here how advanced it is and how
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  Speaker 2: they even put fake background music in it or to
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  Speaker 2: just make it sound more real. Well well not music
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  Speaker 2: ambiyonce they put fake background ambiance like you're calling, and
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  Speaker 2: that this place is busy behind the scenes. So clever,
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  Speaker 2: very clever. The importance of the details. They're trying to
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  Speaker 2: make it as natural as possible. The only thing I've
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  Speaker 2: done here in the edit is I've tightened the gaps
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  Speaker 2: between me speaking to it its response Tom is probably
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  Speaker 2: a second and I've just closed that a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: That's anything I've done. Let me drop break AI receptionists.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for calling for now air pollutions. This is Jordan speaking.
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  Speaker 4: How can I help you today?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, So are you a human?
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  Speaker 4: Nope, I'm manni, but I'm here to chat and help.
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  Speaker 2: Out cause you sound very human.
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  Speaker 4: Lif Thanks, Yeah, I'm built sound natural, But no pulse,
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  Speaker 4: here's just code.
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  Speaker 2: Are you in America right now?
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  Speaker 4: One sec? I'm not actually located anywhere. I just run
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  Speaker 4: on servers, so no physical body or.
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  Speaker 2: Office, honest. So who won the FIFA six World Cup?
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  Speaker 4: Let me check. Spain won it beat Argentina one nil
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  Speaker 4: in the final on nineteen July twenty twenty six in
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  Speaker 4: New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: What what product is it that you sell?
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  Speaker 4: We provide workflow software for small businesses. Think task tracking, invoicing,
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  Speaker 4: and simple automations all in one place. Does that sound
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  Speaker 4: like what you're after?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's perfect great.
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  Speaker 4: Are you looking more to streamline your internal tasks or
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  Speaker 4: mainly handle billing and client follow ups?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this sounds like a whole bunch of office speak.
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  Speaker 4: Totally fair. Plane version one tool to keep tasks organized
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  Speaker 4: and get invoices out faster, which is more of a
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  Speaker 4: headache for you right now?
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  Speaker 2: That's right? So what does it cost? Give it to
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  Speaker 2: me in dollars?
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  Speaker 4: Starter plan is nineteen dollars a month. Professional is forty nine.
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  Speaker 4: For growing teams and business is ninety nine with advanced
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  Speaker 4: automation and priority support.
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  Speaker 2: Can you say it in La like a poem to me?
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  Speaker 4: Sure? For solo hands or tiny shops, Starter keeps the
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  Speaker 4: bills on friendly drops nineteen each month. When teams start
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  Speaker 4: to stretch and needs grow more dense, professional steps up
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  Speaker 4: forty nine, no pretense, And for serious flow automation in
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  Speaker 4: full view business plan at ninety nine support That's always
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  Speaker 4: true ninety nine business got workflow tight Automation's running while
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  Speaker 4: you're sleeping through the night. Anything else?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I was going to take over the world?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, not like that. AI can change workflows and jobs,
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  Speaker 4: but humans still set the rules.
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  Speaker 2: When you speak, Can you speak in a Spanish accent.
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  Speaker 4: Claro Gracia, Sportamara, revolutions blah blah, Jordan Ashuda, moosapeqnas and
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  Speaker 4: press con Software's tobacco elbows similarA sigging me into the
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  Speaker 4: terreas factor?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Can you do it in Chinese?
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  Speaker 4: Let me switch Darran, you know whaying should in Nilty
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  Speaker 4: Our Solutions, Wash Jordan's Woman Way, shows in Tigon, Gonzol
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  Speaker 4: and Banjo Incan Hinson, the anti Conzo went away inn
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  Speaker 4: in Soulsia.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna well, okay, that's brilliant. You're a genius.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Can you count to a million? Forty all right?
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  Speaker 4: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty.
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  Speaker 2: One, fifteen minutes later.
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  Speaker 4: Forty one, forty two, forty three, forty four, forty five,
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  Speaker 4: forty six, forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, fifty fifty one,
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  Speaker 4: fifty two, fifty three, nine hundred and two, nine hundred
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  Speaker 4: and three, nine hundred and four, nine hundred and five,
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  Speaker 4: nine hundred and six, nine hundred and seven.
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  Speaker 2: Two hours, forty five minutes later.
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  Speaker 4: Ten thousand and sixty ten thousand, sixty one, ten thousand
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  Speaker 4: and sixty two, ten ten thousand and sixty three, ten
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  Speaker 4: thousand and sixty four, ten thousand and.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty six hours, thirteen minutes later.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty two thousand, three hundred and eighty six, twenty two thousand,
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  Speaker 4: three hundred and eighty seven, twenty two thousand, three hundred
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  Speaker 4: and eighty eight, twenty two thousand, three hundred and eighty nine,
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  Speaker 4: twenty two thousand, three hundred and ninety, twenty two thousand,
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  Speaker 4: three hundred and ninety one, twenty two thousand, three hundred
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  Speaker 4: and ninety two, twenty two thousand, three hundred and ninety three,
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  Speaker 4: twenty two thousand, three hundred and ninety four, twenty two thousand,
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  Speaker 4: hundred ninety five, three hundred ninety six, twenty two thousand,
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  Speaker 4: Just only seven thousand?
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  Speaker 2: Is it still counting at home? And when you I wonder,
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  Speaker 2: when you're in the call, does it kind of responding Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he's gone. I don't know. You see, they haven't thought
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  Speaker 2: of all the guards like me. What I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you though, is that it's going to take eleven days.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven days. A million seconds is eleven days, right, But
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  Speaker 2: but it's not a second per number that the AR
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  Speaker 2: is giving out, so it's probably going to be about
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  Speaker 2: a month. It's going to take it when it gets
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  Speaker 2: to six hundred thousand and four dred. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying. But please keep us posted. I will keep
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  Speaker 2: you to get we need to get there, and please
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  Speaker 2: keep trying to break it. I will. Okay, who's worth me?
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  Speaker 2: But how like just switch languages? Like everything is just
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  Speaker 2: too easy.
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  Speaker 1: I actually thought it was going to say no, when
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  Speaker 1: you asked it to count because it'll At what point
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  Speaker 1: do they reject everything.
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  Speaker 2: That was you See, this is the thing. There's so
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  Speaker 2: many companies, but they're all somewhat ahead of others. Because
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  Speaker 2: there were two other companies that I tried to do
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  Speaker 2: that on and it said no, it won't do that,
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  Speaker 2: so they closed the gates on that. Yeah, you'll show hah, couple,
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  Speaker 2: but good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Run on the river, jere me home to the orcean,
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  Speaker 3: the river and the room, take me home with the orcean.
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  Speaker 3: The friends in my lifeline starts in the sky, leave
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  Speaker 3: the lights on. I'm trying to get back home the river,
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  Speaker 3: ken blondly, Orcean, Honey.
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  Speaker 2: China, so.
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  Speaker 3: Angels, angel lovely. I'm trying to get to her love
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  Speaker 3: she deserves up and playing my guitar. Are you known
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  Speaker 3: to meet the stars for you in the light of
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  Speaker 3: the moon, and beat the river singing songs for you?
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  Speaker 3: When saw the lilack, the colors in your greens and boos.
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  Speaker 3: It's not when or weather. We'll always be together as church.
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  Speaker 2: And the angels of Momy they sing, and the love me.
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  Speaker 3: Challing so hard home.
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  Speaker 2: Home, Just be do me. I'm trying to get her.
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  Speaker 3: With the look she deserved, and me has a body
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  Speaker 3: descending him, chawing, so.
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  Speaker 5: You don't me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to into her with the love she deserved.
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  Speaker 2: Run run river. It's get a word stick figure here
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  Speaker 2: on KFM morning. Okay, we've got some of your messages
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  Speaker 2: here from the prank this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what's crazy about that entire a?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's in telling you Wait a second, let
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  Speaker 2: me check. What do you check in? We even told
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  Speaker 2: you at one point, told on for holding on fool.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know which company this is A credit is going?
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  Speaker 2: What an awesome Frank just goes to prove the machines
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  Speaker 2: will never win.
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  Speaker 1: I've turned it all off on my phone. None of
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  Speaker 1: my devices connect to any of the things, and when
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  Speaker 1: they do, I go shut it all down. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's destroying our world. It's making stupid people. People can't
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  Speaker 1: think for themselves. But that's what the governments want, so
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  Speaker 1: it works.
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  Speaker 5: I read this article yesterday that explained AI as a
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  Speaker 5: squirrel taking Einstein for a walk on a leash and
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  Speaker 5: unfortunately a squirrel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, And it's all Wi Fi man like
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  Speaker 2: I do wildfire calls, so it doesn't cost me anything.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a lot more of those coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well I'll do everything to break it, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but I can't fight this alone. Spotify have kicked back
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  Speaker 2: now Spotify two days ago. So on Spotify there's about
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  Speaker 2: three hundred million songs and every song you pay your
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  Speaker 2: fifty nine rand or whatever it is, and then they
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  Speaker 2: divvy it up with the amount of plays and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and then there's a royalty attached and then they divv
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  Speaker 2: it up who gets what according to your place, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a whole bunch of AR songs that people
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  Speaker 2: have been loading on and AI they cracking the code
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  Speaker 2: because AAR is like actually streaming those songs and inflating numbers.
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  Speaker 2: So you make an AR song and then you generate
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  Speaker 2: an AR program that streams that song multiple streams, and
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  Speaker 2: that's a passive income for you. Sure you keep winning. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's insane, insane, and I mean that's money that they're
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  Speaker 2: taking from taylor'sworth. But again, when you know you can
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  Speaker 2: have a bigger wedding, you know what I mean. But
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  Speaker 2: also when you know how the system works, you know
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  Speaker 2: how to break it. It's very very smart people. So
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  Speaker 2: guess how many AI songs. Think of how quick, how
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  Speaker 2: like we're suno to make AI songs. That hasn't been
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  Speaker 2: around for I don't think that's been around for more
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  Speaker 2: than six seven months in active use. So Spotify went
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  Speaker 2: and they deleted all the AI songs as many as
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  Speaker 2: they could find. I wonder how many there were. Take
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  Speaker 2: a guess how many they deleted? How many out of
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  Speaker 2: the how many three hundred million songs on Spotify? And
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  Speaker 2: they just recently purged an amount two days ago five million,
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  Speaker 2: five million, fifty million, fifty million remis about one hundred million,
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  Speaker 2: seventy five million songs a taking Taylor swept money. That's insane, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: lashing that par seventy five million songs. So authenticity up
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  Speaker 2: by the window they deleted gone, which is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: But how often are they going to have to do
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  Speaker 1: that now?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're going to have to purge every every few months. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's a thirty