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Hour 4 - Same Old Playbook · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our number four on this nineteenth
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  Speaker 1: day of February, happy Thursday. As we hang out together here.
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  Speaker 2: And step on some stones. And speaking of stones.
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  Speaker 1: The Kansas City Chiefs use some stones to chop away
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  Speaker 1: the salary cap. How do you describe or how would
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  Speaker 1: you describe the chiefs manipulation of Patrick Mahomes contract to
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  Speaker 1: get more money? Also, how much weight do you put
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  Speaker 1: on these rumors connecting Aaron Rogers and the Cardinals?
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  Speaker 2: And what are your.
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  Speaker 1: First impressions of Christian Parker as the Cowboys defensive coordinator
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  Speaker 1: his opening comments. We'll get to all that and more
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  Speaker 1: right now here. It is our number four. Have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. It is the same old NFL playbook. Dust
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  Speaker 1: This hour from the companion of every NFL executive. They
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  Speaker 1: have the same guidebook and it has happened yet again.
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  Speaker 1: Now we go to can Cza City where the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: had a long off season. Now why did they have
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  Speaker 1: a long offseason? They were not invited to the playoff party.
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  Speaker 1: The Chiefs restructured Patrick Mahomes contract.
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  Speaker 2: This week, the announcement coming down. If you saw this
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  Speaker 2: or not.
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps you were you were sleeping and you didn't see it,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, so if you missed it. In doing so,
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  Speaker 1: we are told Kansas City was able to magically lower
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  Speaker 1: the salary cap number for Mahomes from seventy eight point
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  Speaker 1: two million, oh my god, to a more manageable thirty
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  Speaker 1: four point six million for the upcoming season. Just like that,
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  Speaker 1: crunch the numbers forty three point five million in sary
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  Speaker 1: cap space. That's the formula these NFL teams use, and
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  Speaker 1: yet again it has happened. So let us discuss the
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  Speaker 1: question you're jumping off point the question, how would you
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  Speaker 1: describe the Chief's manipulation of the Patrick Mahomes contract. So
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  Speaker 1: I've got plato olive Garden and PBS documentary and we'll
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  Speaker 1: throw all of these things together and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: have some loaded dice, because that's what the salary cap is,
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  Speaker 1: it's loaded dice.
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  Speaker 2: A what a hustle.
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  Speaker 1: What a hustle this is. And we'll have some gaba
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  Speaker 1: ghoul and the Barbacanooche will have that as well. So
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  Speaker 1: to lead off, how do you describe the Mahomes contract adjustment?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 1: My word is abra cadabra as cap. Jesus arrived in
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City. And for all the people screaming and shouting
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  Speaker 1: and demanding that we get a salary cap in baseball?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of salary cap are we gonna get? Are
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  Speaker 1: we gonna get the football kind of salary cap? What
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  Speaker 1: exactly are we going to get? The salary cap in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Is a myth.
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  Speaker 1: It is sasqua is what it is. People talk about it,
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  Speaker 1: get all worked up, a bunch of nerds, trench numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're over the cap.
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  Speaker 2: You're never gonna win again.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody actually deals with it that way.
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  Speaker 2: And you can use it as an excuse. It's really
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  Speaker 2: whatever you want it to be. The salary cap is
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  Speaker 2: whatever you want it to be. Every year we.
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  Speaker 1: Are told that certain teams are in the salary cap dungeon.
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  Speaker 1: They're rationing beans and rice right now, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: And then a team like Kansas City. Did they just
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  Speaker 1: convert millions of dollars in this case, I think it
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  Speaker 1: was fifty four million dollars into a signing bonus, And
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  Speaker 1: just like that, you move money from the left pocket
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  Speaker 1: to the right pocket, and we're on our way, off
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  Speaker 1: to the races.
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  Speaker 2: Off to the races we go. Now we know better.
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  Speaker 1: We know better from the bully pulpit under the cover
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  Speaker 1: of darkness in the overnight hours.
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  Speaker 2: Not part of mainstream. We're not daytime show or a
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  Speaker 2: morning show. We're not part of the mainstream.
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  Speaker 1: But we know better. We have been sowary cap truthers
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  Speaker 1: for years. We're not flat earth truthers. We're salary cap truthers.
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  Speaker 1: The cap is plato. The cap is Plato. It's silly puddy.
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City just converted fifty four million, as we said,
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  Speaker 1: a signing bonus, and they smeared it into the future
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  Speaker 1: like a credit card debt. People have all the credit
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  Speaker 1: card debt over the hoghlays. But it's the same story
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  Speaker 1: every year. People panic, oh my god, we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to sign anybody, and then they are able
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  Speaker 1: to finagle the books while the League office and the
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  Speaker 1: other teams just slow clap and a yearly ritual where
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  Speaker 1: the bean counting contortionist act is the star of the show.
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  Speaker 1: And there'll be some other players on the Chiefs that
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  Speaker 1: will redo their contract. Chris Jones comes to mind, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll shake the golden ghosts and get another big egg
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  Speaker 1: that will fall out because the cap is not real.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a suggestion. And the Chiefs, just like
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  Speaker 1: the Rams and some other savvy teams that are trying
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  Speaker 1: to win, they treat it like monopoly money, with Mahomes
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  Speaker 1: holding the in this case, he had the banker's key.
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  Speaker 2: He had the banker's key. And there's that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore to the speculation machine we go. The speculation machine,
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  Speaker 1: the chatter, what's gonna happen with mister Rogers neighborhood? Is
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  Speaker 1: it on the move? While most most expect Rogers to
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  Speaker 1: go back to the land of the Terrible towel the Yinsers,
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  Speaker 1: there are some whispers this week, Oh what if Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers decided to go on a nice vacation to Arizona
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  Speaker 1: for a year go play for the the Cardinals. If
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  Speaker 1: the Cardinals are a possibility. So the question on this one,
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  Speaker 1: how much weight do you put on some rooms that
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  Speaker 1: have been popping up connecting Aaron Rogers to the Cardinals.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so first of all, it's not written in
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  Speaker 1: stone that he's going back to Pittsburgh. It would seemingly
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  Speaker 1: make sense. They don't have a quarterback. And unless they're
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  Speaker 1: willing to take some other suckbag quarterback like Kyler Murray
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  Speaker 1: or to a tongue of Violoa who sucks or CJ.
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  Speaker 1: Stroud blows, there are options are limited. So it's not
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  Speaker 1: how much weight I put on it. It's not a heavyweight.
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  Speaker 1: I've got this as a super bantamweight. Meaning the mallor
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  Speaker 1: odds on Aaron Rodgers going to the Arizona Cardinals plus
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  Speaker 1: four hundred, let's say a two hundred batting average.
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  Speaker 2: That's not That's the Mendoza line is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: You can't totally ignore it. And here's why the Hacket
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  Speaker 1: Nathaniel Hackett is there. And there's this weird bromance that
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  Speaker 1: no one can explain by all the counts. Nathaniel Hackett
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  Speaker 1: is a terrible coach and yet Aaron Rodgers loves him.
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  Speaker 1: It's like his emotional support coordinator, and Hackett is the
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  Speaker 1: offensive coordinator in name. He will not be calling the
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  Speaker 1: plays there for the Cardinals. But you go there if
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  Speaker 1: you're Rogers. Is why the Cardinals suck. Well. The Steelers
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  Speaker 1: are pretty mediocre too, But you go to Arizona, it's
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  Speaker 1: like the Olive Garden of football. When you're here, your family,
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  Speaker 1: all of Rogers' buddies are there. It's like you have
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  Speaker 1: the bread sticks and the ayahuasca. What more do you need.
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  Speaker 2: You dip the bread sticks in the ayahuasca, you're good
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  Speaker 2: to go. But Arizona not anywhere near being a contender.
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  Speaker 1: They are the punching bag for the good teams like
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  Speaker 1: the Rams, who are the favorites to win next year's
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, the Seahawks who are old news, and then
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. So that's what we are. So
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  Speaker 1: Arizona not a big contender, and it's a good place
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  Speaker 1: to retire. I got a bunch of relatives there that
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  Speaker 1: are all doing great, and they're getting really old, and
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  Speaker 1: they're a lot of really old and they're doing really
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  Speaker 1: well living in Arizona. Something about the sand and the
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  Speaker 1: cac die and all that. They're doing great. It's a
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  Speaker 1: retirement community. You had to put some goalposts up. You're
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  Speaker 1: good to go Rogers, what is in forty heading into
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  Speaker 1: his forty third year or something like that. Serviceable in Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: Not good, but serviceable.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know airline peanuts, not a steak. Not a steak,
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  Speaker 1: airline pe nuts.
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  Speaker 2: There is a difference.
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  Speaker 1: They have to get rid of alligator arms Murray. They've
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  Speaker 1: got to get rid of Kyler murrr. That's got to happen.
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  Speaker 2: He can't play unless you want to start a video
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  Speaker 2: game team. He's a staff. So they got to get somebody.
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  Speaker 1: That does not mean that you immediately jump to Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: and is more likely than not that they'll go somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Although this is a golf and grill fantasy where you
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  Speaker 1: got Nathaniel Hackett, who can't coach but is a tremendous pitmaster.
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  Speaker 2: He is the grill god.
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  Speaker 1: And that's one of the reasons that Aaron Rodgers think
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  Speaker 1: about good Nathaniel Hackett must be cooking meat that Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers can overlook the fact he couldn't coach his way
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  Speaker 1: out of a wet paper bag. And yet he's really
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  Speaker 1: wonderful as a pitmaster, and so Rodgers like loves and
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  Speaker 1: then you've got the Lafleur family ties. You've got that right,
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  Speaker 1: and so but I still expect him to go back
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  Speaker 1: to the road, tund Mike McCarthy in Pittsburgh. And really,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to go to an interesting place, let's
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  Speaker 1: say that Aaron Rodgers' wife decides where a big, big
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  Speaker 1: fan of Pennsylvania, Aaron Rodgers his wife, you know, wink wink?
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  Speaker 2: Not not all right?
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  Speaker 1: That story is that gonna come out any time soon?
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  Speaker 1: We can get a TMZ bombshell here in the off
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  Speaker 1: season photos of Aaron Rodgers' wife. Is a be very
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  Speaker 1: tough to do that. Then we'll see, all right, last
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  Speaker 1: thing here, Ted Dallas, we go where the new Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: defensive coordinator someone Christian Parker. No idea who this guy is,
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  Speaker 1: but he's there and he met with the Dallas media,
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  Speaker 1: always exciting to break down a new coordinator.
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  Speaker 2: And so I saw some of this.
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  Speaker 1: I saw some of this news conference, and Christian Parker
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  Speaker 1: said that he's this is going to shock you. The
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  Speaker 1: new defensive coordinator of the Cowboys is taking it day
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  Speaker 1: by day. Now, that is quite the strategy nobody else has.
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  Speaker 1: That nobody else has that he's the only one from
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  Speaker 1: far and wide he's the only one that does it.
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  Speaker 2: Day by day.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, defense for the Cowboys finished last in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL and points per game allowed last season. Parker was
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  Speaker 1: asked about some expectations to turn things around. He said
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  Speaker 1: he wanted no part, no part of any expectations. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he's been an NFL position coach for the last five
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  Speaker 1: years or so and was following Vic Fangio around, and
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  Speaker 1: so he said, the Cowboys will go to the three
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  Speaker 1: to four defense.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: You're a hard, hard, oh football guy. And yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so the question what are your first impressions? All right,
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  Speaker 1: what are your first impressions of Christian Parker as the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys defensive coordinators. So my first reaction to this guy is,
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  Speaker 1: what a juxtaposition. You've got Jerry Jones out there like P. T.
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  Speaker 1: Barnum screaming, step right up, funning for all ages, built
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  Speaker 1: to a maze, come to the big top. Meanwhile, you
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  Speaker 1: juxtaposed that with Christian Parker at the podium, who sounded
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  Speaker 1: like he was reading the terms and conditions off a
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  Speaker 1: bottle of shampoo. Look at this, it's a bottle of shampoo.
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  Speaker 1: And he's the new young hot coach Doogie Houser of
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  Speaker 1: defense in his early thirties, and I think I've got
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  Speaker 1: some Deli.
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  Speaker 2: Meat in my refrigerator that's as old as this guy's.
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  Speaker 1: But instead of coming out and spinning venom, he is
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  Speaker 1: soft peddling expectations like he's he's. It sounded like he
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  Speaker 1: was selling a warranty extension rather than try to sell
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  Speaker 1: anyone on being good at coaching defense. And he does
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  Speaker 1: come from the Uncle Vic coaching tree, which is a
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  Speaker 1: nice sturdy oak tree, nice sturdy oak tree.
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  Speaker 2: However, you got Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: Jones out there selling fireworks and not safe in saying
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  Speaker 1: fire works. He's selling the Disney style fireworks show, bright
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  Speaker 1: lights and big promises.
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  Speaker 2: And this is our year.
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  Speaker 1: And then here comes the defensive coordinator, this guy, Christian Parker,
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  Speaker 1: who sounded like he was narrating a PBS documentary.
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean right now, listen, humility.
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  Speaker 1: Is people love that. I'm a talk showst I like
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  Speaker 1: fiery comments. It makes my job easy. But you either
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  Speaker 1: howl when you're in Dallas. You either howl like a
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  Speaker 1: we'll see it's early on sounds, first impressions like a
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  Speaker 1: can be careful. I remember Joe Judge came out when
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  Speaker 1: he coached the Giants and he just killed it. He
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  Speaker 1: dominated the news conference. Joe Judge was such a great
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  Speaker 1: Giants and it looked like he won a raffle to
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  Speaker 1: of that stuff, and it's just a mess. Anyway, it
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  Speaker 1: on the X machine, although I don't think he's on
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: online there, but he's very very active on the X.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I know you're concerned about that. Mark the full name,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: wey a fan favorite. And we will go to the
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: phones and let's say hello to Mike the Leprechaun who's
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: about to leave the show. He's going to retire from
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the show and become a full time podcaster. Hello, Mike
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the Leprechaun.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Well, that would be your best wishes, right if.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I want to leave?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: No, not my god, No I can't. I can't speak
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: for Lorena, but I get a kick out of you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You seem like a anyway, I don't give a Ratsa
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: sometimes his friend.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: I'm very irreverence. Am I the most hated caller?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: No? Most hated caller? I still get a lot of
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: people to hate Marcel. I think Marcel and blind Scott?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Who's I think on? I think we couldn't afford the place.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: We couldn't afford Scott's payroll, so we had to get
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: rid of him this cycle. I think we Uh he
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: got a bigger offer from w F A N So
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I think we lost Scott to the w f AN.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I was gonna the denomination process for the Bennies.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: A friend of mine called Mike from der Hampshire. How
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: does that process work? Who makes the list?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So you want to get involved in the behind this?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I want to get involved. Just simply asked the question.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Well, we we generally, we generally don't let that information out.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: We don't want to.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: We don't have people buy off people on the show
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: who may or may not be involved in the electoral process.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But we haven't been putting that. We will start putting
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: that together because the Bennys are coming up here, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: believe the sometime in March, right, it's almost March, so
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: And now this is actually a very competitive one. The
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: best snoring color.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not a bad idea, I don't okay, calm down, No, no,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it's not a great idea. It's not a great idea.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Here's why. There's no way you can beat hollering James.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. James is Secretariat when it comes to snoring.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Do you understand that he is? Uh? You know, babe Ruth?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: He will Chamberlain and he is the god the story
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  Speaker 1: Gary Bird.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm going the hockey game today in Canada.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: And what time is that game?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch What time is that game?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I'll be sleeping. That's ten o'clock. I'll be sleeping. I
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: don't watch the replay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: What did you hear about the butch who had a
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: car crash? No, but he got involved in a car crash, yes,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: and it wrecked them.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Erect them?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: That is that gonna be on your podcast? Is that
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: is that material.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: I'm working?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Do you believe in karma?
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: Big Ben? Good about karma?
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Do be in karma?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Depends on which you know which day it is. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: guess sometimes I do, other times I don't.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Well, anyways, my dogma run over your karma.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Way.
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  Speaker 5: Mike.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Hold on, Mike, Mike, hold on, Mike the Leprecaun, hold on,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: are you there?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You're still there? I somebody wants to talk to you,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: want to you want to take a call.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: If it's Marcel or anybody.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's not it's not Marcel.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: It's not Marcel.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: All right. So this is this is like an audition
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: for you. You want to be a big podcast guy.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And most podcasts don't take calls. But let's do live radio.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Let's go now to a caller.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: You're on the air.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Caller, say hello to Mike the Leprechaun. Mystery mystery caller,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: say hello, mystery caller.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: All right, I'm wearing a mask right now. You can't
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: see me with grado glasses. Not Hey, Mike, a uh
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: Leperchaun from Beetown. Yeah, I'm gonna set you know something, Mike,
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: If you do have a podcast. I'll try to call
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: you and let your ratings go through the ben Who
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: I want to ask you? I want to ask you
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: a questions.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: This is Steven? Is this Stephen Manhattan?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Mike the le Oh my god.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: I love Steve.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: He's better than Marcel.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I don't suck. There's no need to about team your
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: second Mike.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: We're going to make you an honorary Bronx boy. That's
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: a big, big achievement. But first, here's the question. And
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: you might want to, you know, call somebody. It's going
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: to be tough if you want to call Henry kissing
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: your O. J Simpson? Can I ask you this question, Mike.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're I don't think they're taking calls.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: I'm dead. Can I ask the question? Yes, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Was your name mentioned in the Epstein files?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: No, thank god, not that I'm a limums.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Not Wait a minute, I was No, of course, Stephen
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Stephen Manhattan. Were you mentioned in the Epstein files?
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: Uh no, No, I wasn't mentioned in there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, there, but.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: There are three million words, so who knows what's in there? Right?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Three million, six million documents? But I'm not that rich.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not that rich.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Will there be any famous radio people in the Epstein files?
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Hmm, thing, there's a lot of names.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I think Bilichick, Belichick might be.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: The names are in passing. The guy might have said,
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: oh I like so and so as a radio host,
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: and the guy's names in this.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of that's like chicken crap if that,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, if somebody just they didn't interact for them
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and just happened to be in an email.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Or something, I feel like, what's who cares?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Do you know Bark Simpson is in there? Four times?
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Bark Simpsons and that's a fact.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, anything else, Steven Manhattan, go Buchanon, Go Buchan,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: and go bu Canon.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Yet all right, look mal militias, if Buchanan brigade, how
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: bet it is nothing better than that. So that's it anyway,
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Michael Lepercon, I know you take a lot of heat,
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: but you're a great personality.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, stop sucking up to nobody. Nobody wants to hear that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Go away, Frank and Iowa, Frank the Tank and Iowa.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Hello Frank and Iowa. Welcome Frank, Going Bill Miller. There's
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: my guy Frank here.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: This guy we get a couple times a month. We
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: might get a call from from exactly.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to know why is these other radio
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: network always mentioning Kyler Murray and Tredy talks with the Vikings.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: He sucks, Well, that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Is true, he does suck.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: This just in to the Ben Mather Show. The Vikings
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: quarterbacks also suck.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: They need to put him in the disabled list because
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: you stay hurt too much. Talk about J. J. McCarthy,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: but that's what you're talking about.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and the fact that the Vikings are leaking
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: stories about how bad McCarthy is, it's usually a sign,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you know how Sometimes you back in the old days
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: when they had to tell whether the wind would change directions,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and they knew that the storm was coming their way,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and it's usually a pretty good indicator. It's like the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Wall Street people when they see the stock if it's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: about to go up down.
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  Speaker 2: There's a certain indicators they look for when you are.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Leaking stories about your quarterback being so stupid he didn't
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: know how to run an offense where you threw over
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the middle J J. McCarthy.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Generally, that is a sign you're getting ready to replace him.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep. I already got two on the roster, and
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: then not only that, uh the superstar wire receiver justin.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Jefferson's upset with him anyway because he didn't get the
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: ball that much last season.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: So how about you? Would you like to be the
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: quarterback of the Vikings? Would you be interested in that?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind doing it, would you? I never played football.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: It looks like J. J. McCarthy never played football either.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Would you be willing to play for the for the
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: veteran minimum?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be more than one of them getting the coop.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Send that out, Coop, I think nobody else has this
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: schefter is going to send this out in a couple hours.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Frank and Iowa overnight radio caller is willing to play
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: quarterback for the Vikings. He will play, and you can
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: do the hometown discount, right, Frank, You're gonna give the
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Vikings a little discount so they can spend money on
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the cap. Okay, Frank and Iowa Viking fan will play
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: quarterback for the Vikings, willing to give the team hometown discount.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Play for the minimum. Send it out. It's gonna go viral.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Nobody else has that, nobody else. Okay, all right, thank you,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: gotta go there you go.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Alf has a fun fact of the hour, the fun
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one, Andre Dawson was called out looking by
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  Speaker 1: cowboy Joe West. He then got ejected, got ejected playing
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  Speaker 1: for the Cubbies. Arguing the call, he was fined five
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars by the National League. He paid it via
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  Speaker 1: check with a memo line filled out donation donation for
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  Speaker 1: the blind. And supposedly that's a true story. That's a
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: fun fact of the hour. And as Supermarket Steve says,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Mallard, can my dog and wife be co nominees
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  Speaker 1: for the Snoring Caller of the Year Next time they
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: are snoring in tandem, I will call in and put
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  Speaker 1: it over the air.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: If they can win a benny, I'd be willing to
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: The odds of somebody knocking out hollering James, is that
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: even possible? That would be the greatest upset in the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: history of a radio award show.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: That's scary snore the other night I thought would have
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: been a contender that was a good one.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Which one was it though?
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: That sounded like a.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Remember, oh the guy from Tampa, Mikey from Tampa.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mikey from Tampa. The demon demon snore from Mikey
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: and Tampa Demon snore.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And again, if you're new to the show, we lead
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  Speaker 1: these other guys that work here at Fox Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 2: We lead all of sports talk radio in three categories,
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  Speaker 1: We lead all of sports talk radio in snoring, Obama phones,
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  Speaker 2: We dominate all three of those. We are the kings
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  Speaker 2: of overnight radio in.
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  Speaker 1: Those categories and really daytime radio. So the breakout star
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  Speaker 1: at the Milano Cortino Olympics twenty twenty six year. Did
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you see this? It was during the what it was
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  Speaker 1: a cross country race and yeah, a straight dog, a
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: dog ran out, got through the Olympic security and ran
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: onto the course during the women's cross country skiing race.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Awesome video, Moxy, is that you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: No, no, Moxie would sit there and take a nap.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Does not.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: She's not She's built for cuddling, not for running.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: But it's a they did some research here. According to
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  Speaker 1: a Norwegian website that didn't imagine that you cover the Olympics.
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  Speaker 2: What's your job?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta track down a stray dog. That's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: my that's my my job at the Olympics. So the
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  Speaker 1: website in Norwegian website said it was a two year
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  Speaker 1: old check wolfhound named nos Gul. I believe na na
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  Speaker 1: z g u l yeah from had escaped from its
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  Speaker 1: home before somehow making it all the way onto the
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  Speaker 1: Olympic course and made for some some awesome video which
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  Speaker 1: I think the good people at NBC have ripped down
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  Speaker 1: from most of these social media have to go on
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: like YouTube their channel to watch it. But it's pretty
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: pretty good, pretty cool video. The dog out there running.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Around, he looked like a wolf. And if that was
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: chasing after me down a hill, I would definitely ski faster, yeh,
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: or like what.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Do they they dog outs?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: He got back to its owner, I guess, but remember
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that in baseball this happens a lot. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coach Russell, my favorite high school football coach
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  Speaker 1: in the Orlando area, setting up for another championship season
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  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning Ben. I hope you're having a great week.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: And yes, we are already out there working and getting
• 35:44
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  Speaker 5: Now.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, you had some kids last year that went to
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: big time colleges.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Right, you have a few kids that were out again,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: we did, we did, we.
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  Speaker 3: Have We have six and already signed, and we think we're.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Going to get another nine.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be Division two and in a players. But still
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: about fifteen kids in college.
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  Speaker 2: That's outstanding.
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  Speaker 1: Good job by you. Coach Russell in Orlando, the Orlando area.
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  Speaker 6: Morning time.
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  Speaker 2: There it is, man, look at you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, don't sleep on Robert duvon in the movie Sling Blade.
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  Speaker 3: You know he played Blade five?
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  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, no, no, duvall he was great.
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  Speaker 2: But he's going a bunch of stuff. He's wonderful. Some
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  Speaker 2: called a sling blade. Okay, no need for that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Three stories. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Story number one, number one.
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  Speaker 1: Figure out what is not true? Well, shoot your shot.
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  Speaker 1: luge athletes, Sophia Kirkby gave herself the title of Athletic
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  Speaker 1: Villages Most Eligible bachelorette. She lived up to the title,
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  Speaker 1: as it was revealed this week that she spent Valentine's
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  Speaker 1: Day with a random fan. How about that? Fan reportedly
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  Speaker 1: DMed her saying, would it be weird if I came
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  Speaker 1: and booked an Airbnb five minutes from you? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Story number two.
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  Speaker 1: It was reported last week that the Winter Olympians went
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  Speaker 1: through ten thousand condoms in three days.
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 1: My god? The condoms in Milan have already been restocked,
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  Speaker 1: but an alpine skier from Madagascar claims that not all
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  Speaker 1: of the condoms are being used as you would expect.
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  Speaker 1: She claims she saw many athletes taking boxes of condoms
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  Speaker 1: to give his gifts to friends outside of the Olympics. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what a wonderful gift that is, my god, here's some
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  Speaker 1: bag of rubbers. How you doing all right? Story number
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  Speaker 1: three a all Olympic theme here. A Norwegian by athlete
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  Speaker 1: went viral a last week after admitting to cheating on
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Now shortly after winning the bronze medal in
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  Speaker 1: the biathlon. The skier revealed the TMZ this week that
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  Speaker 1: he and his girlfriend have been invited to appear on
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  Speaker 1: the fifth season of the Hulu docu series Couple's Therapy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Boy, and he's hoping that the girlfriend will agree.
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  Speaker 2: It's just what we need to see, unless.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what need to see. So those are the
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  Speaker 1: three stories you got to shoot your shot, which is
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  Speaker 1: about the random fan that went on a date with
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  Speaker 1: the Olympic athlete, the US louge athlete, and also the
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  Speaker 1: saucy souvenirs, the Olympians handing out condoms as gifts to
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  Speaker 1: people in Italy, and sorry every three Hulu, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to get that guy that cheated the Norwegian by.
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  Speaker 2: Athlete there on their show. All right, let's go around
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  Speaker 2: the room figure out which of the three is not true.
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  Speaker 1: We start out with Milkman Mike in Colorado, one, two
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  Speaker 1: or three milkman.
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  Speaker 4: Killing nominee of the year.
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  Speaker 3: Pick number one.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, the man of a million voices, and far
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  Speaker 1: out Day with all the crazy words.
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  Speaker 2: Far out Dave in Ohio.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, think loving minute, it's number one.
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  Speaker 2: Man, number one, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Coach Russell, Orlando Area coach Russell, it's a Valentine's Day choices.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with one, number one, all right? Number
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  Speaker 1: one again? And Rick in Maryland morning time night again.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I gotta go with number one.
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  Speaker 2: So no, no, Rick, why are you cheating? Why why
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  Speaker 2: why are you doing that?
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  Speaker 6: Number two.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you're still wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I want to try one more.
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  Speaker 1: Yea three yeah, the wreck.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Now number three was the was the fake story? The
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  Speaker 2: Hulu one?
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: To lose your lady there going on the date?
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  Speaker 1: Was some raindo that sent her a man?
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  Speaker 2: How about that? I didn't know that worked. I got
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  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: What a move.
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  Speaker 1: Shoot your shot.