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The 20s: The Witcher & The Mandalorian · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy it's taken two decades but we're
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finally able to call the decade something it's been annoying me for a
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long time what we're now in the 20s yeah
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so what's this oh I get not the Arts or whatever they've been calling this not the they
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there was the naughties which I refused to ever I'm going to say that there was
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the teens which again I'm not saying that teens yeah and now we're into the 20
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when you guys say it yeah teens is teens is a category on porn websites and
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nothing more exactly I also I I still
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don't like when people say uh 2019 instead of 2019 because I mean like 100
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years people weren't walking around going 1919 maybe they were and then there was
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one guy who was like GH stop it that's and that was you my great-grandfather
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right yeah no you guys sound pretentious back in uh back in
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19 Yeah well yeah it just finally happened and now now for us it's still
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it's not quite 20 I was going to say we're not but for the listeners it will
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be well it will be once the listeners hear this cuz for for for me and Dan
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it's like hours away yeah that's right for you it's a day away yeah I've got about
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26 hours enjoy the fre day of 2019 Matt
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30 hours I can't do addition it's
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30 yeah I thought it was more than that yeah yep you thought right so Merry
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Christmas everyone we didn't actually address the fact that it was Christmas
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during our rise of Skywalker episode because we had better things to talk
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about but uh Merry Christmas has anyone been to se it again yet no no
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I haven't I have not no I've been sick
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yet oh no cold yeah yeah this happened
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last year too um are you on holidays at the moment cuz I have a theory no no I
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mean took a coule took a couple days off but no no not really were you sick
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before you went on holidays
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uh maybe slightly okay cuz my theory is that when you're working all the time
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your body does allow you get sick but the second you've got that little bit of
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downtime goes all right time to get some [ __ ] done they go to town on you that's
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what happened with me I was sick last week do you think maybe that this is
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something orchestrated by our employers why would my body do that to
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me my body wants the same things I do I assume and it's helping you get that by
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allowing go to work weird [ __ ]
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Matt it just wants me to play video games yeah that's right it's a thing
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like that's why a lot of people that if they retire like after working the one
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job for like a million years they died within months
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Jesus your theory from getting a cult to death very quickly I better get back to
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work Jesus yeah but not the same job
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Matt you got to mix it up Jesus as this is the uh the end of year episode then
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um to give a little wrap up of 2019 um by letting you all know the most
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searched terms on PornHub 2019 oh perfect actually I'm not going to click
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through I wna I want to be surprised yeah well um you may you may or might
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not be surprised that the most searched celebrity on PornHub and this is a bit
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of followup um is B deline who we've reviewed on this show
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reviewed discussed we've discussed on this show five stars would look at
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again should you do one with the bath water yes mhm yeah yeah did that did you
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order that no no I did get around to it
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yeah no I was never going to cuz now look I like do I think she's funny I
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think good on her she's taken advantage of of people being silly and I think she
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I think she's funny look she's um she's the most searched celebrity and she is
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the number fourar term overall well she
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is now mate yeah searched person on Pornhub she doesn't even have any porn
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on there that's what that's my favorite thing about her is that like I know like
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she's mostly naked but she's not like she's never she doesn't do porn or
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anything she just does like those stupid videos where she says like cream on my
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butt and she sprays cream on her butt like stuff like that and then what
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saying no I mean that's is that what it is they're all like that like the title
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will be something really filthy and then when you go through it's her doing some
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stupid thing like like I told there was one that was like um PewDiePie inside
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Bel deline and then she just eats a photo of him right like yeah okay she's
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funny extreme teas well she's number
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four overall number one searched term uh was amateur okay everyone's into the
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amateur stuff number two isn't that just allive born Hub yeah well I I wouldn't know I
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live in Singapore um number two search alien
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what alien alien alien this is a new trend I'm not aware
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of is no you are you you you you know what the osit is is that what this
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is I wonder if this has got something to do with the storm Area
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51 May cuz that was a big thing earlier in the years so um maybe people are like
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I wonder if there's any alien 5 reminds me I've always wanted to [ __ ] alien
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that's right well people yeah everyone who left Area 51 without seeing any
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aliens and they're like I really wanted a [ __ ] one [ __ ] I'll just just jerk
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after to one I want to see one bend
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over yeah I wanted to see PewDiePie
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inside alien all right yeah number three was POV so that's interesting oh yeah I
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guess number four Del
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yeah um stops being interesting cosplay
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mature is number six bisexual is number
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seven um Apex Legends is number eight no the kids are on
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there yeah and that's what they want to look at yeah it asks them too it asks
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them if they're old enough and they they just lie do they they don't ask anymore do
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they oh I don't know I prob yeah yeah I
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don't know I'm not sure I know there was that yeah that big
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thing back in the '90s where it first started where the big security check was
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are you 18 yes or no yeah I suppose yeah they might as
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well just not so fair enough and maybe it doesn't number nine is ASMR do you
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guys know what that is oh yeah yeah that's talking into a microphone audio
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sensory Meridian response or something like that okay so there's porn for
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that oh I bet there is yeah that stuff a lot of a lot of people who do it
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are sort of females and they will do things just like eating and stuff sort of
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females don't trouble don't yeah well I
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mean I I mean I often whisper to my dick so you know why not get someone else to
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do dick as well why not get someone else to do it ASMR porn oh I'm just imagining
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what that is actually and I'm now I'm kind of grossed out
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people whispering it dicks isn't it well no they because they they crank the mics
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up really loud and then it's all about making noises so yeah you're right okay
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I've just thought a too I don't I don't think it's what you
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think I think it is just people talking still and just making noises into the
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mic not actual you can get that on
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YouTube well you can but then you know go just I can't I'm trying to get the
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mind of someone who's who's going to pornh hum for ASMR I'm just thinking that they're
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probably there and they don't want to be on YouTube because they might want to
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just flip over to something else just to finish on and yeah so it's just easy to
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be accidentally end up on
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PewDiePie oh no no no it's too
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late too late you came PewDiePie you
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guys heard of uh 8D audio have you guys
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encountered this wait 8D audio yeah maybe not 8D audio what's 8D audio look
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I don't know the science behind it Matt maybe you can explain it but it's
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basically where you you [ __ ] crazily pan between your left and right speakers
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um this phenomenon on the on the internet right now of remixing like pop
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songs uh into this like crazy thing but if you listen to it loud and with
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headphones it feel like s is
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likeing laps around your head it's actually it's a gimmick but it's it's
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quite interesting to like the Matrix like bullet time yes yeah yeah if a song
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was it was in bullet time wow yeah I've
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seen um there's that oh God I I haven't watched the show but it's like the show
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that's on Netflix about the stalker or something and I've seen that the actor
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from that was doing some ASMR thing and then he was doing jump on between two
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mics maybe that's what he was doing you know what I just saw a weird video of
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the guy from that show and I maybe maybe he was doing what you're talking about
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is it you no no God no no no no I I bet
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the name of the television show
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oh uh yes in that case yes you know it's funny we're watching that and turns to
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me at one point and says why can't you be a more boyfriend like that I'm like he's stalk
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he's not just paying a lot of attention to it he's [ __ ] stalking up yeah what
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is it specifically that she wants you to do he basically finds out everything
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about you covertly and then just becomes everything you want in a man guess so I
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mean I wouldn't yeah I guess that'd be all right for the for but is well if
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you're attractive it's fine I think yeah that's that's the unfortunate thing
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that's right yeah yeah being bold and being a stalker is just a matter of uh
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handsomeness isn't it yes like
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um uh what's the [ __ ] 50 Shades of
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Gray yeah wouldn't know Matt didn't well there's a there's a bit in I I made it
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like I don't know five chapters into the book and then quit but there was a bit
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where he um he meets her and then just starts tracking her phone and then
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rescues her from being harassed at some bar because he was tracking her phone
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and she's like oh what a hero and I was like what wait what
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that's how we're spinning this also I guess he's lucky that she's
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really into like if he's doing all this weird crazy you know stalker [ __ ] is it like
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the point is that she's into it right but that's I think so well I didn't get
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that far but that you know that's a big gamble like it really is you know cuz if
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she's into it or she's doing the correct thing and calling the cop yeah that's
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right I'm just gonna be a real creep just on the off chance she's into real creeps well
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maybe maybe I could read the rest of the book but probably not probably not
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listen which one of you guys is playing Conan Exiles oh I put this in here
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because I haven't been playing it but I want to after something that I
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saw so when we played right we had a little village together yeah of sorts
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and uh and I had a house and you had a house and Luke had a HOV yep yep what do
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you need a house for and then eventually Matt and I both had two houses we had
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summer houses as well Luke still had his H I did a lot of mining for you guys
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sometimes I even saw Luke's body asleep outside the H he didn't even go into it
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couldn't be bothered but I saw a a video uh you know
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recommended in on YouTube video that I clicked through and it was castles that
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people have built in there and I was like [ __ ] hell maybe we maybe we
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should have stuck with that because people are building some cool [ __ ]
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yeah yeah yeah absolutely I I watch a lot of those actually I watch a lot is
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there a mode where you don't have to like if you play on if you play on PC
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there is um there's there's ways to modit and I think a lot of them do
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that you can set things up on um the console as well I believe like God mode
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and things like that I don't care I just want resources to build this stuff
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without having to chop down you can do that as well that's how I got most of the
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achievements right okay oh well maybe I could be play this again there's just a
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console that you can bring up and yeah you can just if if you are thinking of
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doing it let me know because there's one more achievement I need and I need help
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for it jump back into this game in a heartbeat you can ride horses now I just
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need to Kill You by standing on your head I'll let you I'll I'll allow it in
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the game you yeah yes yeah yeah yeah all right give it a shot cuz uh yeah I said
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I saw this video and I was like [ __ ] hell I didn't really consider that you
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could get that fancy with it but I guess eventually you can but I don't spend the
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time getting all the resources to do it well also you may have to get some DLC
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because there are themed packs that um basically each
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DLC uh is basically just new armor for you and your horse and um new building
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materials so if you see a lot of like you know you can see like a you know a
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Chinese temple um you know that guy
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bought the Chinese DLC right okay well
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let uh let's let's look into that we have to pay for a server though don't we
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yeah we do have to pay for a server I I also wish that um that you could jump
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into an existing game you know like we'd have to start completely from
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scratch oh I see what you're saying like I couldn't just invite you guys to come
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and live at the house I currently sure yeah we have to get visas and Stu
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and such try yeah oh well I'll uh maybe I'll look into servers yeah well if you
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look into that I'll look into reinstating my uh my my gold account yeah very
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good I will find cheats all right we each have homework
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now we know why Luke's [ __ ] gamer score is always so high yeah it's no no
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it's it's all a legitimate way to get yeah see he we've talked about this
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before Luke's opinion is right if Microsoft lets you do it it's not
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cheating yeah there are rules on the website that I use you can't hack a game
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to do it but if the game allows it it's fine okay like if you playing doom and
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you did you know IG D or whatever the [ __ ] I can't remember it I I can know
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how to type it I can't remember what the actual letters are they
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wouldd yeah that wouldn't be cheating and then ID KFA which was the the
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cuz um I got all the achievements in uh Fallout 3 on the PC just by typing
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achievement one achievement two achievement three I had to do that up to
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70 times and that's not cheating no that's fine that's a strange rule but
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okay and then I got a refund on the game oh come on no no the reason I got the
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refund was I was actually playing through but then every time I went
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inside a building it would crash on me how convenient and that's where I went
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well fine I'll just unlock everything and then return the
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game fine I was looking I was enjoying playing it again ah it's a good game uh
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well on that note I guess I I finished the out of Worlds the other day uh a
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that's a great game too [ __ ] excellent game I actually really want to
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play through it again because I could do things completely differently I think
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cuz even with even on that first planet you want the choice that you have to
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make it's not just uh black and white this is good and this is bad no no and
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yeah you can do some pretty it seems like that the differences can be
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significant um depending on what you do so I'm Keen to try it out and then yeah
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there's also the fact that you can just if you decide you play through you just
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go through and murder everyone yes yeah well I I did a lot of uh of the kind of
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Charisma persuasion kind of skills cuz I've never really done that in the game
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before and it was so much fun like I didn't even fight that much I would just
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talk my way out of things and uh it's nice like it's a fun way to play it so I
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would I maybe play through it again Dan have you tried it out I think you'd like
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it no I haven't but I do want to it's on the list worth it I I have heard that
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there's talk of a DLC for it yes I could be wrong though because there are
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planets that you don't go to and they will be in the DLC there are planets on
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the map that you never go to so and there will be a second one as well oh
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good which I'm I'm looking forward to the second one because they might be a
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only thing I didn't like about it was it didn't feel as open as like mean but
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some of yeah cuz it's skip between it zones but some of the zones are big man
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like monarch in particular is big but others yeah I just the only
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thing is cuz I need to do this Mission I go to this planet I do this then I go
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back it was there's no sort of wandering around lost and that's what I liked the
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only thing I'm a little I would like to see changed and new one that bigger
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bigger Maps Okay that's fair yeah cuz I you're right though
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because Monarch was huge and then I had uh Sila that other planet that I went to
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and it was Tiny and I was like oh yeah it was just yeah you just went here to
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do these couple things and leave yeah that surprised me but whatever but yeah
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but that still it still doesn't stop it being a great game no it's fantastic it
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might be my game of the year to be honest it was fantastic really enjoyed
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it and uh I believe two of us have been playing another game too uh if my eyes
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don't deceive me and I I picked this up after you
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pointed out that it was available did a couple of you get in trouble for
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checking out a particular girl's
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butt what what that's what I remember of
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that game where you meet the the the female the tech Ive at the start she
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turns around and walks away and then she stop looking at my butt yeah you're
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right that did happen that did happen yeah yeah yeah we're talking of course
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about Blade Runner 1997 uh Westwood
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Studios I don't know why that's the one thing I remember about that game I know why I know
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why cuz you like can't get away with it in a game either
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yeah is it as good as it's [ __ ] great you remember yeah yeah because that's
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also got multiple endings I believe like how much multiple endings while watching
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it I I'm not uh I've actually just just put it on uh and and not really played
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it yet so I'm I'm looking forward to having some time and just really playing
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through all right cool I won't say too much because I don't want to I know you
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know it's weird to say because I know it's what 20 years old now but um it's
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[ __ ] great like to have it's it's very open like there's a bunch of
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different cases and stuff you solve it's like I don't know yeah it's it's really well
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done if you like Blade Runner and you like adventure games [ __ ] get it what
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like I mean I tried so hard to get this uh running you know I was downloading
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old PC emulators and stuff and I just could I just could never get it to work
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I have I have the old disc images somewhere on a hard drive I was just as
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well yeah yeah same same so this is this is yeah really exciting yeah for all
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that free time I've got I assume that was sarcasm yes it was um look we're
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used to um we're very used to games being patched these days um but uh did
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you guys know that movies at the cinema are also being patched like uh like Star
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Wars George Lucas I was say he ped that
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right yeah well I mean uh the movie Cats
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specifically right now um if you saw that in the first week uh you saw some
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shitty special effect that weren't there if you saw it in the
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second week cuz they they re-released it really and said to all the cinemas hey
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use use this use this print instead
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huh like uh to what degree like a lot of this or or just like little things
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apparently they rushed it to release and uh they took an extra week to to keep
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doing some of the effects and then they just they patched it oh in one of the
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scenes actress Judy Dench can be seen with human hand instead of her cat porw
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and so they have to go in and fix a bunch of [ __ ] that's crazy I don't know
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what's more terrifying I've been seeing a human hand or not seeing a human hand
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yeah so I I don't know why they rushed this out like they could have who was
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who was asking for this exactly could have take another six months no I'm not
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going to see this P buddy to see this the trailer creeped me the [ __ ] out I
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know I have no interest in it well I have some interest in it like morbid
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interest but I'll watch it later maybe probably not but maybe like so strange
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well I mean it's not not being reviewed very well so no I probably won't go out
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of my way tell you what though uh Sonic's starting to grow on
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me you mean the the new version of him or
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just like they put a new trailer right I haven't seen a new trailer yet but no
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just just the idea of this just a photo it's just I'm probably going to go see it photo
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inquir photo of a completely digital character photo of him yeah yeah when's it come
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out um it's I forget I think cuz it was meant to be out now already I think I
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think it might be March or April now yeah because they changed it okay all
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right so you're excited no I wouldn't say excited like crazy you're excited for
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Jim Carrey admit it gagging for it yeah that's what he's in conversation with
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someone the other day about what the [ __ ] Jim Carrey doing these days and I
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was like he's doing something I can't remember what it was it's Sonic the
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[ __ ] Hedgehog Sonic yeah yeah but see Sonic I mean like Sonic famously and
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we've talked about it on this podcast like they released a trailer everyone
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said that looks garbage so they they redid the the effects but like cats was
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out when they released it you know like it was already people had already seen
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it well they weren't happy with it so maybe he worth a shot and so come back
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give us more money and you'll like this one was it Jame Dane Judy Den's hand
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that was putting people off probably not likeably not I was really enjoying it
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until I saw a hand GH yeah that's right took me right out of it ruined the magic
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it's not a cat at all the the thing is though with these
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kind of all CGI characters like
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um right oh yeah yeah well no but I the
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uh the what they what they've always called the liveaction remake of The Lion
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King which came out this year yes um is up for best animated yeah well it's up
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for best animated film at the Golden Globes and it's like you can't have it
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both ways it can't be a liveaction film and you submit it to best animated film
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cuz they they have to submit it they don't just get nominated they have to
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does it have any liveaction elements the pl might be live action I don't know
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they might be real photos in the background not animated then is it or
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did was Roger Rabbit animated film
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partly I would say Roger rert has the
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rare criteria to be considered both H but I li King was more animated than
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live action like it I suppose so they yeah I I mean I it's not not one
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character was I'd have to watch it to check but I don't want to watch it cuz
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wasn't Lady of the [ __ ] like that as well they're all digital they are humans
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in lady in the [ __ ] though or is it only animals uh this those those creepy
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chefs trying to make the dogs kiss in the in the the back alley like hey let's
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make it these dogs [ __ ] makeing them a spaghetti yeah kiss
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kiss him get to the camera yeah fil it real good yeah I'm a jing offer right
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now yeah this is not a weird at [Laughter]
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all I don't know what that where is that film set that's I'm not sure that was an
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accurate I don't know probably America but I think they were at an Italian
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restaurant so I think it counts oh yeah there was a Meer ball yeah on a
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spaghetti and Siamese cats that are probably not in the remake because I
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think they're racist stereotypes yeah I know they're not cuz I Jenna watched it
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and she was like they got rid of that song I'm like yeah of course they did
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yeah yeah yeah they're just trying to rewrite their
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history um is that what American Gods are doing uh is that why they sacked
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Orlando Jones in the third season this is I don't know what's going on here and
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I don't I mean he he says yeah he says he was
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fired because he was he was too much for
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the for the people in charge the white man making the decisions didn't like him that's but
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isn't they just coming out and going no we didn't fight he's just well we don't
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we're going in a different direction for this season yeah the next season is the
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part of the book if you've read the book and you know spoilers I guess but it's
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the I mean it's not really spoilers shadow goes and stays in a little town
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for a while and it's you know it's it's a really great part of the book but I
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mean Mr NY is not in it so I mean not only that in the show Shadow is also
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played by a black man true yeah so but I think I think his his implication is
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that it was his attitude they didn't like more than his but but I mean he
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didn't get to write his character's lines surely yeah so he's saying his
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argument is that they just don't like angry black men right but then I mean
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they that's they wrote the show so I mean but yeah like the what the way they
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were way their response was really got the impression that like he's not here
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but he's he's coming back well is he now cuz [ __ ] hell he's really like the M
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of the bus if that's the case once you once you do something like that can they
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bring you back like if how you going to treat the show I mean yeah I don't know
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cu the other thing too is I guess he has the show doesn't really follow the books
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the book the book sorry singular exactly anyway because it's no definitely you
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know it takes some Liberties so I mean they could easily keep him in and well
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because and because his his complaint was they also got rid of the not got rid
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of because they not got didn't get rid of them they just aren't in this season
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is how they there what they're saying is the the cab driver the the Gin but like
28:28
mate he's also was barely in the book yeah his role in Series has been
28:34
massively inflated so I just don't know what to think about this and because I
28:37
mean the cast is very diverse in general so I'm not I'm but then again I don't
28:43
know what's going on behind the scenes so that's one of those things we won't
28:46
know the full story no no he's very upset and I I worry that he's probably
28:51
not going to be back now regardless although maybe they'll have they will
28:56
bring him back because they'll be like fu can have to now don't
29:00
we yeah maybe so who knows watch out for season 4 starring Luke
29:06
Alderson yep I'll do it as a young as Mr as Mr
29:11
Nancy no I wouldn't be Mr Nancy I'd be one of the other
29:17
characters you play L yeah oh that guy's quite good though you could be his
29:21
brother I wouldn't want I want him to be in there yeah okay it's him and Lukas a
29:27
kind of Buddy comedy
29:30
yeah you could replace what's her name I don't know I haven't seen the
29:36
show uh what's the Aussie girl's name forgot her name uh Emily something Emily
29:42
no brownie Emily Browning right yeah yeah yeah you can
29:47
play who's her role has also been inflated for the TV show Yes actually
29:52
she's quite good in as well so no she's excellent but I'm just saying in the
29:55
book she if they followed the book exactly she'd all to do yeah totally
30:00
right well there's another show that I've been what I binged real quick uh
30:07
and I know that you guys have watched it and uh I also finished it and I'm a
30:13
little upset it finished guys guys I am
30:16
only a few episodes in oh no I'm I'm loving it I'm loving this but can we can
30:23
do spoiler free we are talking about The Witcher yes now I watched the first 20
30:28
minutes I went this wasn't for me and turned it off what happens in the first
30:31
20 minutes that you didn't like it doesn't he kill a [ __ ] Kiki MOA in a
30:35
swamp yeah I don't actually care for fighting stuff like that all right
30:39
that's very specific personally I don't really like fighting Kiki MOA they're
30:44
[ __ ] giant spider monsters [ __ ] underwater in a swamp while a deer
30:49
watches that I will then eat but then after you guys said no it's good I went
30:56
back and I binged watched the ire thing it really gets a lot better mate it's
31:01
[ __ ] great from the start but I'm glad I'm glad you're warmed to it I I
31:06
don't care for fight scenes man the fight scene at the end of
31:10
the first episode is [ __ ] great phenomenal yeah do you know why because
31:15
they just kind of sit back and let you see it and he's just [ __ ] they're just
31:19
obviously very well choreographed and it looks [ __ ] great yeah really good
31:24
it's good and what I love about this the thing I love the most about it is that
31:28
they don't shy away from the fantasy elements right they really just embrace
31:33
it as opposed to something like Game of Thrones which was at its best when the
31:38
fantasy elements were just myth in the background uh and I thought you know
31:43
suffered a little bit once they started going to towards it but this one is like
31:48
[ __ ] early 80s [ __ ] Legend you know it's that
31:52
level of of fantasy um that I think we we miss yeah there's little the
31:59
creatures showing up places yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like [ __ ] Jim
32:04
Hansen [ __ ] yes and I got to say I was I was wrong about Henry caval he is yeah
32:11
[ __ ] he's got a lot of Comedy that he brings to it as well yeah he's really
32:15
good I know like I think the thing he says most often
32:20
is and it but he says so much with it mhm yeah oh and he says [ __ ] all the
32:26
time too [ __ ] yeah yeah uh one thing good I I didn't like
32:32
was Tris just because she didn't have red hair
32:36
yes yeah well I like people with red hair yeah I'm a little biased but well I
32:43
mean I got to say uh they didn't give Tris a whole lot to do so at this point
32:48
I feel like there's no question I mean team yennefer because yennefer [ __ ]
32:54
kicked all sorts of ass in this first season so uh yeah they're G to have to
32:59
step up tris's game if they want to have that same kind of you like they with the
33:04
game it was always like team TR team yenifer no competition in the show man
33:09
it's Yen I was hoping he'd [ __ ] that little um that little dwarf girl from
33:13
the first episode and then she told him to [ __ ] off the dwarf Oh you mean just
33:18
the child is that a child yeah you can't tell the difference anymore I thought it
33:23
was a thought it was a sexy dwarf there are some sexy dwarves later on
33:29
a whole team of them yeah yeah well the end of I think it's the end of the third
33:34
episode where there [ __ ] Aristocrats in camping are um ordering we around a
33:39
dwarf and then oh yeah SP he spills something and gets yelled at so he just
33:44
[ __ ] stabs the [ __ ] out of no my favorite bit is when Siri's like like oh
33:49
my shoes are ruined and then she goes oh get some shoes and she goes to the dwarf
33:54
signals to him to give him her give her his and he's like [ __ ]
34:01
hell yeah it's good show yeah recommended listeners if you haven't
34:07
watched it listeners you've got till next week I'll finish it you guys can
34:10
finish it as well and then yeah you should finish it we'll do a spoiler
34:14
review next week that's great really not as many episodes as it sort of ends
34:18
quickly I found yeah not enough episodes like it just ended I like no no no
34:23
where's the rest like there's there's more and it will be more but well I
34:28
remind you guys that none of us were convinced this was going to work and
34:32
we're all eating our hats right now absolutely pointy little hats yeah I was
34:38
confused at first why they were calling dandelion jasia but I discovered that's
34:43
cuz in the books in the original polish his name was Jia and um for some reason
34:50
both the game and when they translated the books into English they just changed
34:55
it down cuz apparently both words mean a yellow flower so so I don't know whether
35:01
the game came out first and was popular in in English so they translated the
35:07
books because I know not all the books were translated uh but the game's not
35:11
made by polish studio right it is
35:15
yes yeah B that reminds me their next game comes out very soon now cyber Punk
35:21
comes out in April for my birthday very soon thank you very much mat I assume he
35:27
organized that for me they're nice guys y so another TV show that I assume we've
35:33
all seen the finale of uh although it's it two it's too early to talk spoilers
35:36
for this isn't it it's not when this comes out it abides by Disney's one week
35:41
rule all right so we can talk about season one of baby Yoda in totality I
35:46
think we can yes all right my God the last episode was the best
35:52
episode directed by taer white TD yeah the last two episodes together were oh
35:57
yeah great fin fantastic yeah know yeah only one thing I think that should be
36:03
changed M those two Scout Troopers needed to have more gruesome death after
36:09
what they did to baby Yoda they both punched him that was great and not like
36:15
like a little punch that was a full-on punch yeah yeah how long's it been since
36:18
it moved oh I don't know you just want to look at it
36:24
just when that guy was trying to shoot that thing on the ground oh I know and
36:29
he just kept missing and then his mate was like come on and he shot at it and
36:33
he also missed what a great scene and last week they'd also had a um a little
36:38
quip at that in the I know you guys weren't so keen on the on the Prison
36:41
Break episode oh yeah but uh we he like you know I'm I'm a great Marksman I used
36:45
to work for the Empire and then he gives him a look and he's like I wasn't a stormtrooper
36:51
smartass yeah man I know I mean we probably have talked about this but how
36:57
the [ __ ] did Dave predicted that Kyle weathers was going to be in Star Wars I
37:00
know it's so crazy and he's just being Kyle weathers like yeah yeah he's he's
37:06
eating me he's trying to eat
37:11
me [ __ ] great show so unfortunately we we now have need to wait till I don't
37:17
know sometime next year for season two 2020 so it's not too bad okay it's 2020
37:22
next week so that's or tomorrow yeah but we have to wait till fall which is
37:28
yeah what towards the end of the year and everyone's saying Disney plus now
37:32
has a problem in that there's no reason for anyone to stay subscribe to it so
37:36
we'll see we'll see how that goes I mean they have Star Wars but who doesn't own
37:41
Star Wars already like honestly I'm struggling to find something to watch on
37:46
there now cuz forced myself to watch several
37:52
movies I'm thinking about watching the Clone Wars or something you it I am too
37:56
because just cuz of that fin I was like I guess I got to watch this now so yeah
38:02
I mean are we going to we going to talk about the dark sa I guess we are so yeah
38:07
the dark saber shows up and I was like oh that's that [ __ ] thing that's in
38:10
the cartoons yeah that we don't know anything about yeah so I guess I need a look but but
38:16
doesn't I've been informed thank you Nate on Twitter that doesn't the lore in
38:22
the cartoons especially for the mandalorians deviate from what's in the Mandalorian
38:28
like don't have their helmets off left right and Center in the cartoons I don't
38:33
know speaking of which we seen his face so I guess for a day that was one thing I
38:39
didn't like I think they could have continued on with us not seeing his face
38:43
yeah he showed up for a for the paycheck and then uh yeah then went back to his
38:49
play yeah yeah I don't know it just to me I don't think there's any reason for
38:54
us to see his face no I they could have had that whole scene and just done the
38:59
whole thing where they just cut away we see the helmet off and that's it yeah it
39:03
was I mean it was fairly nice I guess the only only thing is just to establish
39:06
that it's just a human dude under there but I mean we kind of knew that from
39:10
when he was a kid though in the flashbacks yeah so yeah I don't know
39:15
Hispanic human yeah because from the from a story perspective he stay he was
39:20
G oh I'm GNA die and then the Droid was like I am not a living thing so he takes
39:24
the helmet off puts it back on and then he's in the sewers again he could have
39:27
just gone with him in the first place and skipped that whole thing yeah like
39:30
it didn't that that whole scene was just to show his face mhm CU caught up to
39:35
them already next time they cut that's yeah that's what I mean it was almost
39:38
like it yeah it was just kind of put in there just for it so I don't know maybe
39:42
it'll come up again but I don't see how cuz the spoilers droid's dead so unless
39:48
baby Yoda snip back and took a peek baby Yoda's probably seen
39:55
it [ __ ] baby Yoda is so good when he stops that [ __ ] flamethrower
40:00
dude I was like yeah you go baby Yoda yeah man then he pass yeah then he has a
40:06
little nap so
40:11
good oh I I love him play a whole year
40:16
so there's another Star Wars TV show coming which I guess Disney plus will
40:21
then you will have to subscribe again for this and uh and they're looking I
40:25
think Dan you mentioned this earlier m they're looking for young lukee
40:29
Skywalker for the Obi-Wan show and that makes me
40:34
nervous no why is he in there I don't I
40:39
don't have him having Adventures that's no because in New Hope he barely knows
40:43
who [ __ ] Obi-Wan is yeah well actually in the in the books and stuff
40:49
and even used to be that obiwan used to hang around a fair bit when he was
40:55
younger and then it was until stage where goes not you got to leave him
40:59
alone now yeah so it sounds really creepy yeah what was he doing what are
41:04
you doing hanging around in my boy yeah you need to [ __ ] off I just want to show
41:09
him [ __ ] desert I just need to show him something you're not showing him when he's old
41:15
enough you can show him yeah that's right but I've got something that I want to give
41:20
him I don't allow room but they to be looking for this it
41:26
means that they have haven't learned from what they've just done with the
41:29
Mandalorian is people want stuff in the universe but not around the characters
41:34
we know yeah people did like it means they haven't it means they haven't
41:38
learned from The Phantom Menace we need to see the [ __ ] characters as
41:42
children to be fair people were clamoring for this [ __ ] Obi-Wan show
41:47
so if they got the wrong message from that that's the fans fault not theirs
41:51
everyone everyone was like yeah [ __ ] obiwan people were clamoring you know
41:54
who was clamoring for it [ __ ] uh mcregor
41:58
McGregor yeah but like cuz yeah it's not going to be you and McGregor being
42:04
Obi-Wan going around having Adventures like he did in the cartoons and the
42:08
movies it's going to be him sitting in the desert watching a small boy this is
42:12
what you asked for people I think it is going to be odd though if it's like like
42:16
after the events of the films as we know them now Obi-Wan's keeps showing up and
42:20
he's like come on we're going to train him to be a Jedi and I's like mate [ __ ]
42:24
off like have you seen it can't it also can't be that like
42:30
Luke's in the in the background and OB Obi-Wan's just running around holding
42:36
off Stormtroopers and stuff so just watching him that makes no sense
42:41
either like he stops like bounty hunters from finding out where he is and all
42:45
this stuff that makes no sense to the movie either because if they had an if
42:49
yeah if they knew where he had an inkling that he was there he just rock
42:53
up plus they've made no attempt to hide that he's a Skywalker no he's kept his
42:59
[ __ ] I know that's so people complain about the oh the new one had some silly
43:03
stuff in it does it maybe you maybe you're not familiar
43:09
with Star Wars as a series it's got lots of silly stuff you have to just run with
43:15
it yeah well anyway so you going to audition Luke you've been doing your
43:20
acting class can you can you act as a child I think I can yeah is that why a
43:26
lot of acting there is that why you got your nephew there to get some pointer on
43:30
being a youngster oh he yes he's gone oh
43:35
oh that's that was ominous dramatic yeah now he went back to Sydney oh
43:42
right fair enough that's the story I'm sticking with
43:47
it I mean this is this will be on the internet Luke are
43:52
[Laughter] you so none of us have seen r a
43:57
Skywalker again uh no but not I mean not for not because I don't want to just cuz
44:01
I haven't had a chance to but I I haven't been able to leave the house
44:06
it's just been too hot I have the opposite problem it's too
44:10
cold but I did discover that um uh we we discussed last week that there is a a
44:17
very brief kiss between two women in uh in it at the end and Dan you you I don't
44:23
know what you're talking about yeah you missed it uh and that's cuz they did
44:27
remove it for the Singapore release knew it knew it y Singapore's
44:33
not even the worst man I mean I'm sure it was removed in Malaysia as well they
44:37
REM they removed 45 minutes out of the uh Bohemian rap city movie um because
44:43
they removed any mention or Illusion to Freddy Mercury being a homosexual like
44:48
half the movie yeah and then he lived happily ever
44:56
after but yeah I imagine that your version was
45:00
probably less jarring just because the like I like I said the way that that
45:05
kiss was inserted was very like obvious so right so I'm looking at a screenshot
45:12
of it now and I can't see how this would possibly fit into that sequence where
45:18
everyone's just giving each other high fives and stuff and it just old ladies
45:21
[ __ ] going for it yeah I I mean look I I I think every is pointing out that
45:27
it's quite obvious that it was put in there in a way that so that it could be
45:31
removed again like it's and it's quite obvious that that's what it is when you
45:36
see it so whatever I'm it's a shame that they couldn't actually just integrate it
45:41
properly we want some more brother and sister kissing yeah yeah brother and
45:46
sisters fine two women gross unless they
45:52
sisters then it's
45:55
fine and then uh We've also I mean there
45:59
there's two bits of uh of uh followup I guess uh
46:05
Rose was uh you know not in Rise of Skywalker very much uh apparently
46:11
apparently she was supposed to be but and they shot scenes of her that they
46:17
had to remove because Carrie Fisher's performance wasn't wasn't up to scratch
46:22
which is weird considering they had that years ago and they yeah they could have
46:27
just tailored it to I also reject this to a point because I also think that she
46:34
could have just had all of Dominic Monahan's lines because there was absolutely no
46:39
reason for him to be there y yeah they could have rolled several just nonsense
46:44
characters up and giving her more to do yeah yeah so yeah Finn technically
46:50
didn't need to meet those ex Stormtroopers like it could have been
46:55
Rose and the rest of the resistance that were fighting with Finn at the end yeah
46:59
I mean really if if you wanted to yeah anyway whatever we I we don't know how the
47:05
decisions got made so it's not really fair to come at it this way but by a
47:10
committee watching a focus group is my guess yeah exactly so I mean yeah I like
47:15
to think that hopefully they didn't mean
47:18
to you know just be shitty to the character or to k r TR but it really
47:25
just seemed that they probably did have a big Ro but yeah just because they
47:28
couldn't get it cuz if imagine if we had have had the scenes with her and lar
47:32
there but it was terrible look Le looked terrible then we'd all be complaining
47:37
about that oh yeah well the writer has said this week too that he wishes that
47:42
uh rise of Skywalker had been two movies which I feel like is a sort of subtle
47:47
way of of saying what we're all thinking and what we may have I think we said
47:51
last week was that maybe he wishes that
47:55
last Skywalker had been this movie and uh and and then split out into another
48:00
one you know what I mean yeah last j i I
48:04
mean yeah not R yeah I think we would all have been okay with that although
48:11
except for critics critics really don't like this movie yeah I don't get that and they
48:15
liked the Last Jedi fine I guess if you were just looking him as a standalone
48:21
thing maybe I I guess I just can't do that I can't not look at them within the
48:26
context of all the others like no cuz well you're not supposed to no but I
48:32
don't know that that is that what the problem is is that why I didn't like it
48:35
like cuz people say oh you know this aspect of it was good this was good I'm
48:39
like yeah okay that sounds fine but I mean I just I still didn't like it I
48:44
don't know I thought the casino stuff was [ __ ] but I don't understand why
48:48
other people don't it's weird the casino I still don't understand that whole part
48:53
of the movie they got a parking ticket and then they didn't find the guy they
49:00
were supposed to find who was supposed to be one of the one one of the only
49:03
people who could do what they had to do they found some other random guy in a
49:06
[ __ ] prison cell and then they oh yeah I can do it oh cool and off we go
49:11
could didn't have anyone on the ship that could do it just not I may not be
49:15
the hero you deserve but I am the only person in this room right now do you
49:20
know what actually somebody said I read this as a quote I don't know if I said
49:23
this last week or not I read this quote
49:27
and they said that Ryan Johnson favors theme over story and I was like oh
49:33
that's fairly okay like Ryan like you point that out and everyone's like yeah
49:38
yeah yeah but like it's about what it represents like the the fact that the
49:43
guy betrayed them and those kind stuff yeah yeah but what was he he was the
49:46
wrong guy he's in the prison yeah don't worry about that like I can't not worry
49:50
about that yeah but the theme the theme
49:53
is what's important to Ryan Johnson
49:58
perhaps perhaps that's why I'm glad something's important to
50:05
him I gota I Gotta See Knives Out yeah I think I'm to I have to know I
50:11
have to know I didn't mind it I've heard some good things about it actually
50:14
coming out of the reviews so yeah I've heard very good things but I just I
50:19
still have the feeling that a lot of it was cut H with the knives that were
50:24
out yes that's why he actually renamed it the last minute cuz I need I need to
50:30
signal to the audience that they' [ __ ] chopped this movie in half yes
50:34
the sensors got their knives out oh uh speaking of of chopped up movies and
50:41
whatnot Um Zack Snider uh we've been talking about the Snider cut and this is
50:46
this this story just keeps going um he
50:50
just W not let it die no he says I mean this article the premise of this article
50:55
is that the film's not not finished but that's actually not what not what he was
50:59
saying the the what I get out of this is Zack Snider says his version of the
51:04
Justice League is finished completely he just would tweak it forever if you
51:09
wanted to it's it's the score and the
51:13
the special effects are done so um
51:18
there's a theory now that this is going to be uh launched with HBO Max in April
51:25
and that you'll get to get to see it I mean I don't know if that's true or not
51:28
interesting but Zack Snider certainly seems to think it's coming out soon look
51:32
I if they've done the CGI that's a big investment in it yeah it's weird thing
51:38
to do to be honest I was uh I was very skeptical at first and then I started to
51:42
really warm to this and then the other day he released on Twitter some some
51:46
screenshots from it and I remembered oh that's right it's just the Justice
51:51
League and it's it sucked as a movie so I'm not sure
51:57
just a different edit of it is going to really it's it's [ __ ] twice as long
52:02
Dan I mean it's 4 hours long when I when I was watching it and I was looking at
52:08
Cyborg and I was thinking what a [ __ ] character I wasn't thinking like I wish
52:12
I had four times as much screen time with my biggest complaint is that it was
52:16
just not long enough yeah yeah more steeping wolf
52:20
please so I I don't know I'm uh I mean look [ __ ] it if they put this
52:26
out I'll watch it uh yeah I'll watch it too I'm I'm fascinated by it now like I
52:31
might not have movies to see if they had done this at the time I probably
52:35
wouldn't have but now I'm actually kind of like a little interested in this yeah
52:40
well we have to see it now it's been hyp up so much like I haven't seen the I
52:44
know there's an extended you know director's cut of Batman vers Superman I
52:50
haven't watched that so and because I mean it just came out and there was no
52:55
fuss about it but this is a little so we'll see well or maybe we'll never
53:01
see who knows tell you what I watch this before I watch an avatar
53:05
sequel James camon thinks you're wrong James Cameron thinks you want he says
53:10
you want them I don't James I don't if
53:13
you're listening I don't no one does no I I I think they got the first one's
53:18
going to come out it's not going to do as well and they're going to go we've
53:21
made a terrible mistake this I I found this article quite interesting because
53:25
it's a little give me a little bit of insight into James Cameron that I hadn't
53:29
really considered before and that's his the business angle that he looks at
53:35
these films basically talking about how they did a whole bunch of research and
53:39
focus groups and stuff to decide what to make the sequels
53:43
about like like fundamentally what to make the creative process yeah and and
53:50
then like like what does the market want like fundamentally and then and then he
53:54
wrote a story around that and I was just like [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe he is a genius
54:00
like and but that's like getting a bot to write a script like do you know what
54:04
I mean like well I'm sure a bot could have written Avatar I'm not convinced it didn't so
54:11
we'll see I don't know um I don't know it's just interesting because when I
54:15
think about I I most films probably have an element of this and I I get but I
54:21
tend to think in my head you know like there's some Visionary who comes up with
54:25
an idea and then you write the screenplay and then the director touches
54:28
it and it gets changed a little bit but then it's at the end of the process when
54:31
all the hands come in and [ __ ] with it whereas it seems like James Cameron from
54:37
the beginning is looking at it as a product and I just thought that's so
54:40
strange to me yeah that's not how I think of films is that how you think of your stuff
54:46
Dan yeah yeah yeah I you know when I made bleed through and um I was filming
54:51
that 12 interrupted torture scene yeah yeah did whip around cambri Parky what
54:57
do you guys want to see a film about pedos let's do it yeah any particular
55:03
scenes you want in there some guy getting [ __ ] up the ass while he's got
55:06
socks in his mouth not some guy [ __ ] David Ru to
55:12
see guy that sits behind me in
55:17
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