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Hour 2 - All-Star to Dim Star · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Great Google emogally, it's our number two Ben Mahler Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's Malard paloozat twenty twenty six, and this hour the
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  Speaker 1: monologue begins with some hot baseball after a dud the
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  Speaker 1: other night in Philadelphia? Is the Major League Baseball All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game in the stranger danger zone? Also, where are
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  Speaker 1: you at on Major League Baseball scheme to issue harsh
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  Speaker 1: penalties to players who try to get out of the
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight Olympics. We'll talk about that, and does
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  Speaker 1: this Lance mccullors trade count as an upgrade for the
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  Speaker 1: we go, it's our number two from All Star to
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  Speaker 1: dim Star. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: But our lead this hour and we'll get back to
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  Speaker 1: the mallepoos our leader from the All Star fallout, several
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  Speaker 1: prominent baseball figures voicing concern for the health of the
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  Speaker 1: Midsummer Classic, the post mortem, the autopsy on what happened
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  Speaker 1: in Phildelphia the other day. So if you didn't follow along,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not leading the charge buster only and several others
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  Speaker 1: who said Major League Baseball is All Star Game is
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  Speaker 1: in a fragile state. The baseball scribes and the pundits
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  Speaker 1: are arguing that there's a lot of concern within the
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  Speaker 1: industry that the future of the All Star Game is
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  Speaker 1: not bright. Despite this being the top All Star game
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  Speaker 1: in the country, it's not going in a good place.
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  Speaker 1: The marque players aren't interested, a lot of them skipped
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  Speaker 1: the game, didn't even bother to attend the All Star Game.
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  Speaker 1: And so there's a growing trend here of the All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game for the players, the biggest name players that
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  Speaker 1: are just unavailable, and a lot of them pitched the
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  Speaker 1: final day or two before All Star break and they
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  Speaker 1: were not able to play and We had notable absences
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  Speaker 1: this year. Some of the biggest stars in baseball Aaron Judge,
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  Speaker 1: oh hey Otani who Mike Tyson apparently thinks is a check.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Skeins, Jacob Mazeroski, and Kim Schlittler among those that
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  Speaker 1: either didn't show up or didn't participate. Now the baseball
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  Speaker 1: big shots are concerned panic at the disco, So that
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  Speaker 1: is a good jumping out point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: Is the MLB All Star Game in the stranger danger zone?
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  Speaker 4: Do do?
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  Speaker 5: Do?
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  Speaker 6: Do?
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  Speaker 5: Do?
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  Speaker 1: So my observations, I've got Micronesia, Ganghis Khan and Letterman's jacket,
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  Speaker 1: and I promise you those things have never been combined
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  Speaker 1: together until right here in this moment. We'll mix them
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  Speaker 1: all together and you and I are going to take
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  Speaker 1: the plunge. We'll take the munch. So to answer the question,
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  Speaker 1: number one, number one, number one, All right, I'm nodding
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  Speaker 1: my head. Yes, I am nodding my head. Yes. We
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  Speaker 1: are directly in the high seas, turbulent waters for the
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  Speaker 1: All Star Game. Here. The game is not I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, it's dying. It's a qq situation. Quiet quitting
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  Speaker 1: is what's going on, and it's the same issue that
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  Speaker 1: the industrial complex of sport, big sporty has been dealing with.
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  Speaker 1: All Star games are from a by gone era and
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  Speaker 1: we're in an era now where this thing is a monster,
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  Speaker 1: the professional sports, the big time sports here in this country.
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  Speaker 1: So when the All Star Game began to give you
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  Speaker 1: a little history lesson here, back when players earned somewhat
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  Speaker 1: reasonable salaries, some of them even had jobs. Baseball players
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  Speaker 1: had have jobs in the offseason. They worked at car
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  Speaker 1: dealerships and other things to pay the bills. And this
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  Speaker 1: was an important event. It was a highlight for the players.
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  Speaker 1: And that was back when the National League and the
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  Speaker 1: American League never played each other, just to use baseball
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  Speaker 1: as an example, but it was important. The players wanted
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  Speaker 1: to promote the game, right. It was a promotional vehicle
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  Speaker 1: to grow the sport of baseball. It was very important.
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  Speaker 1: You look at it now and the player, the arrogance
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  Speaker 1: of the players. It's like Blockbuster Video, these All Star
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  Speaker 1: games for these guys, and everyone remembers Blockbuster Video. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a certain age and nobody's going back, no
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  Speaker 1: Blockbuster Video. You can't go out there on a Friday
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  Speaker 1: night get a thing of popcorn and see if you
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  Speaker 1: can get the top movies in the theaters. So with
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  Speaker 1: the aristocratic wealth our baseball players have earned, these measly
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  Speaker 1: little All Star bonuses are pocket change. They do. It's
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  Speaker 1: not worth their time. The players would rather relax in Micronesia.
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  Speaker 1: They would rather be there than endure the All Star Game,
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  Speaker 1: which is like a low intensity senior citizen malwalk. The
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  Speaker 1: way that the game's played, and it's a showcase. It's
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  Speaker 1: a showcase though that's lost all of its panache, if
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There even Philadelphia fans that
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  Speaker 1: usually stayed at the end of the game, they were
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  Speaker 1: abandoning ship in the eighth inning. The stadium was clearing
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  Speaker 1: out in that snooze fest. I'm an All Star game,
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  Speaker 1: so the stars keep skipping it. Major League Baseball they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about overhauling the game. God only knows what that means,
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  Speaker 1: put it in Frankenstein's lab. Or they're even talking about
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  Speaker 1: possibly killing the All Star Game like the NFL did
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  Speaker 1: with the Pro Bowl, where God only knows what it is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they could copy the NFL, or the NFL pivoted to
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  Speaker 1: dodgeball and tug of war and relay races for their
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  Speaker 1: little Pro Bowl weekend, so Baseball can do Capture the
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  Speaker 1: Flag and Kickball and the Ultimate Frisbee Challenge instead of
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  Speaker 1: the All Star Game. All right, now Page two to
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  Speaker 1: the actual Olympics, but the baseball spin on the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Now Major League Baseball proposing very harsh punishment for players
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  Speaker 1: who are selected to the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles
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  Speaker 1: Summer Olympics but decline to participate. You see, this no
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  Speaker 1: a right. So if you don't participate, you're picked for
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  Speaker 1: the Olympics. You don't participate without an approved exemption, you're cooked.
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  Speaker 1: It is all part of an ongoing negotiation between ownership
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  Speaker 1: and the union. Under the proposal, as I understand it,
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  Speaker 1: players of star value who are refusing to participate in
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  Speaker 1: the Olympics will be placed on the restricted list by
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  Speaker 1: the Commissioner's office from roughly July tenth through August third,
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  Speaker 1: so that's pretty much a month, meaning they will not
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  Speaker 1: get paid their salary. They will get no service time,
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  Speaker 1: which is very important because if you're fully vested in
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  Speaker 1: the pension, you're getting a lot of money when you
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  Speaker 1: get old, and if you don't show up to the Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: you're not getting that service time. So it's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty big deal here. And Baseball also wants
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  Speaker 1: to prevent players in clubs from circumventing the integrity of
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  Speaker 1: the Olympics and using questionable, made up in injuries to
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  Speaker 1: get out of it. Players granted injury exemptions would have
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  Speaker 1: to remain on the engine list all the way through
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  Speaker 1: August fourth, even if they're healthy, even if they're like,
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  Speaker 1: you're faking it, ah, my tall, my tall, my tall,
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  Speaker 1: and it turns out your toes actually not hurt. And
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  Speaker 1: they they're warning teams. The Baseball was already warning teams
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  Speaker 1: and executives and agents two years in advance here that
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  Speaker 1: anyone that does not honor the moral obligation if you will,
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  Speaker 1: or tries to circumvent the rules could face additional punishment.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So the question where are you at on
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  Speaker 1: Major League Baseball's scheme to issue very harsh penalties to
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  Speaker 1: players who try to get out of the twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight Olympics in LA. So when I saw this, I
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  Speaker 1: did think when I first saw this, that this was
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  Speaker 1: some kind of parody. It was satire. I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: that can't be real. That is no, that's real. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it's real. Apparently, I'm not making this up. It's not satire.
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  Speaker 1: It's not sports Talk Barrier but crack Sports or any
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  Speaker 1: of that. It's real. It's not NBA sentel, it's real.
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  Speaker 1: So Rob Manford is handling this like a windhom timeshare
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  Speaker 1: presentation in Vegas. You ever been stuck in one of
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  Speaker 1: those timeshare presentations. Me and my wife were stuck in
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  Speaker 1: one years ago. They took our driver's license. We couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get out, and it was like being held hostage. It's
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  Speaker 1: such a freaking nightmare. They pressure you, all right, they
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  Speaker 1: give you a guilt for not signing up and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, it's just it's completely unnecessary. That's the point
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make here. The supreme leader of hardball,
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  Speaker 1: Rob Manfraud, wants to showcase baseball on the grand international stage,
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  Speaker 1: and he is willing to use strong arm tactics to
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  Speaker 1: make it happen. And yet again Rob Manford telling everyone
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  Speaker 1: he's out of touch, taking a page from that laminated
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  Speaker 1: Genghis Khan playbook. The twenty twenty Eightlympics will be the
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  Speaker 1: final big act for his commissionership. He is set to
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  Speaker 1: leave baseball in twenty twenty nine. Hallelujah, hallelujah sounded like
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  Speaker 1: Andrew and Bakersfield. There the way, yeah, way I did that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: As the saying goes, and we've all heard this in
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  Speaker 1: our lives there, you cannot control behavior, or you can
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  Speaker 1: rather control baby. You cannot. You cannot force someone to
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  Speaker 1: buy it, right, you can control what they're doing, you
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  Speaker 1: cannot force them to enjoy what they're doing. And so
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  Speaker 1: I say that it's unnecessary. The reason it's unnecessary, the
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  Speaker 1: smart money says, the biggest stars in Major League Baseball
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  Speaker 1: are all going to sign up for the Olympics. And
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  Speaker 1: here's why, because they're gonna get They're gonna get money
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  Speaker 1: out of it. Right, they're gonna they're gonna make money
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  Speaker 1: from endorsements the Q rating. Uh, this will be a
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  Speaker 1: marketing bonanza for baseball players. They'll be picking up Dino
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  Speaker 1: sized endorsements. Okay, so my advice Rob and for somebody
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  Speaker 1: should let Rob No, Hey, hey, Rob, I've got a
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  Speaker 1: bumper sticker. Oh it's on the bumper sticker. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: it's a quote from Mike Tomlin. Oh, that's the guy
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  Speaker 1: used to coach the Steeler. Yeah, yeah, he's on TV
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  Speaker 1: now and the quote goes, we want volunteers, not prisoners.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's the quote. All right, meanwha. We have
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  Speaker 1: a trade in baseball, final point, trade in baseball. The
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  Speaker 1: Milwaukee Brewers have made a deal to acquire a pitcher,
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  Speaker 1: not a good one, Lance mccullors. Yeah, that guy, that dirty,
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  Speaker 1: rotten scoundrel. They also acquired a minor league pitcher I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of, and cash considerations from the cheating a
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  Speaker 1: one two, one thousand holes and the trade trying to
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  Speaker 1: boost up Milwaukee's injury depleted starting pitching staff. So they
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  Speaker 1: added some depth in theory. Houston received outfield the prospect
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  Speaker 1: Jaden Fielder in return. Who the f is that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's a guy. It's got some name value. He's twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: the son of former MLB slugger for the Brewers, Princefielder,
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  Speaker 1: and shockingly to say, the grandson of Cecil Fielder, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting old. I interviewed him back when he was playing,
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  Speaker 1: and now he's a grandpa. There you go. Anyway, mccullur's
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  Speaker 1: agreed to waive his no trade clause. I know, I'm puzzled.
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  Speaker 6: Too.
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  Speaker 1: How did he have a no trade clause to complete
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  Speaker 1: the deal. He's spent his entire career with the Cheaters
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  Speaker 1: and now he's heading off to Wisconsin to play for
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  Speaker 1: the Crew. So the question does this Lance mccullor's trade
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  Speaker 1: count as an upgrade for the Brewers? So I'm shaking
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  Speaker 1: my head, No, shaking my head.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: This is the baseball version of buying a used neutral
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  Speaker 1: bullet blender that smells like burnt rubbert. Well, why'd you
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  Speaker 1: buy that?
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  Speaker 6: Work?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's cheap. I got it cheap. Well it's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna work. In boxing, they call it the old one
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  Speaker 1: two punch in boxing. For Milwaukee, they get a sucker
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  Speaker 1: punch because it makes the Crew. I hate to say it,
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  Speaker 1: because I love my people in Wisconsin, but it makes
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  Speaker 1: them instantly more unlikable. And here's why I checked the
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  Speaker 1: letterman's jacket. Lance mccullors has a lifetime membership in the
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  Speaker 1: Scarlet Letter Club because he was a figure part of
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  Speaker 1: that despicable, deplorable cheating a stros. Yep, he's got twenty
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  Speaker 1: seventeen trash can cooties. He's got that. Good luck disinfecting that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're the Milwaukee Brewers there tossing the fact that
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  Speaker 1: he's damaged, goods washed up. He's on the what we
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  Speaker 1: used to call the disabled list now becaus they call
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  Speaker 1: something else, their shoulder inflammation. And when he has pitched,
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  Speaker 1: his er is almost seven. So that's a knuckle sand
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  Speaker 1: which is what that is. So the Brewers did not
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  Speaker 1: get quality depth, they got a medical chart. And the
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  Speaker 1: only good news is they traded a prospect, which is
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  Speaker 1: a suspect. As we know, Jaden Fielder, who was not
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  Speaker 1: highly rated, is not projected to be anything really all
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  Speaker 1: that special if he does even make it in the
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  Speaker 1: major leagues. And you know, the Brewers don't think this
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  Speaker 1: guy's got it. You think the Brewers would trade Prince
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  Speaker 1: Fielder's kid if he could play, if they thought he
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  Speaker 1: could play. Hell, no, no, not. Everyone's right. They could
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  Speaker 1: be wrong. He could turn out to be wonderful. Remember
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  Speaker 1: the Dodgers traded Jordan Alvarez when he was in the
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  Speaker 1: minor leagues. He turned out to be pretty good for
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  Speaker 1: the cheaters. So it does happen. You make mistakes, But
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  Speaker 1: in terms of the value added for Lance, McCullers don't
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  Speaker 1: see it. Milwaukee is simply betting they can go out
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  Speaker 1: and find on Ebays some voodoo bugaloo and fix the
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  Speaker 1: damage for Lance mccullors and put some soap on him,
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  Speaker 1: rub away the cooties from the Bye Bye and the
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  Speaker 1: whistle Whistle Whistle from the Cheaters and the big playoff push.
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  Speaker 1: so that's exciting. She'll be here this hour. Also Blind
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  Speaker 1: see if you can get it trending on AX. I said,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: that's a good idea, Reggie, But how many people can
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: spell palooza. They don't even have to spell mallard, right,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: what about that? Yeah, and I'd like to do that
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: if you want to try. You guys can try if
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you know, if you're smart enough and sober enough to
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: spell mallard palooza, hashtag mallet Palusa. Let's say we can
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: get that trending on X. We have been able to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: do that stuff in the past on the Overnight. Lorena
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: is here, FSR Tech Queen now right there, and the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Kooper Loop. Uh, Bronco fan, your comments cannon will be
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: used to get you in the court of the mallein militia.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: All back to where we go the next act. We
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: have the next act here on the Mallor PLUSA, the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. We go now to Bennett the comedian.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Bennett has grown up with the Ben Mahler Show. He's
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: all illegal now, he's eighteen years old. He's all grown up,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: gonna play baseball. Someday you'll see him in the Major leagues,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and he is ready to perform the next deck. Hello,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Bennett the Comedian, Good morning guys. How are we doing
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: all right? And you are ready to go? Bennett, do
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you need anything from us?
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: I do not, other than to say something really really quick.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: It's a little bit of sad news. My sister has
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: to get up really early tomorrow morning and she kind
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: of chickened out too. So all right, unfortunately it will
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: not be here, but it is just me.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's all right, that's fine. It happens. So if you're
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: new to the show, The Mallard Palooza, you've got song parodies,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: you've got jokes, you've got impersonations. It's a variety show.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And now Bennett. Each act gets about two minutes or less.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Less is better, less is more. We now give the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: mic to Bennett the Comedian.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: All right, well, I'm gonna be playing one of my
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: favorite songs that's called Amazing Grace on the piano. So
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: without further ado, here we go.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Saying, all right, all right, that is Bennett the Comedian.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Coopa said off air, that is a shocking revelation. There.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: We thought he would do comedy. It was Ben at
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the comedian, but he cranked up the old piano, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to defer Bennett the Comedian to the We
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: have a classically trained pianist who's performed all over the world.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating, Inca terror, So Inca, you want to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: go first here? How did you score the performance by
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Bennett the Comedian on his piano?
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was very competent. I like those little blues
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: notes he had going on in the right hand and nice,
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: nice moving left hand. Dare I think one verse would
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: have been plenty or something a little bit more varied
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: If you're gonna do a second verse, I'll give him
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: a a seven.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Wow, you are You are unbelievable. And when you're judging unbelievable,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: all right, so I'll listen. What was it excellent? No,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: it wasn't excellent. Entertaining, it was okay, you know, sorry.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I thought the skill level was actually pretty good. Originality
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: and I don't know that it's really what we're looking
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: for here, because we you know, it's just you know,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: it was on his phone, the whole thing, that's how
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it works. I was originally going to give him a three,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: but because his sister, his younger sister went to bed,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and he just played the piano in his house and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: likely woke her up. I'm going to give him a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: solid six because I just the fact that he played
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: the piano to wake up his sister who's trying to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: sleep for early morning. What about you? Arena? Amazing grace?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: How sweet the sound? Oh my gosh, I was. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: was so shocked that you pulled a rabbit out of
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: your hat. No one expected you to play the piano.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That is true, that is I mean, you have the
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: shock factor. I thought the song choice was beautiful. I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: almost wasp. Don't get carried. Give six? You said a six?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Are Yeah? So you agree with me? I just took
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: less time. I go ahead, Coople oop, go ahead, Coople
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: oop o Judge Coople oop? Justin Cooper? Did did you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: write me a script to Lorena?
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: Wow? Script?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Make sure I remember? Okay?
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: Just kidding?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: Uh no, I mean you know it wasn't funny, No,
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: but uh it was uh it was good. You know
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: there was there's talent there.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: It was a slower song. So I would have, you know,
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: like to see some some more talent with something a
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: little like, you know, faster paced.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: But uh, you know. I still I still liked it,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: so I'm also gonna to give it a six. All right, Well,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I think right now you're in the lead, Bennett, I believe.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So congratulations. Oh all right, thank you, thank you, buddy.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Good job. All right. Thrilled, He seems overwhelmed with emotion.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: He was trying to stay calm there, Bennett the comedian.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So so far we've had Andrew. He did like the
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Jesus song, right, did Jesus?
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: We had?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Can't close the deal, Neil. What was that that he did?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't know. He did the yankee doodle thing that
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: he learned back in elementary school. See I took notes
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: for a reason. Oh you did, so you did the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I should write this stuff Yankee doodle.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it was about but it was about what
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: it was that positions back in positions.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, he learned in the third grade or something. Okay.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: The Malord Palooza twenty twenty six continues our next act.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: We go to the great State of Kansas, and she
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is a regular in the Mallord Palooza. She's a woman
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of a mystery. She pops up for the Malapaloosa and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: we welcome in our friend Christy from Kansas. Hello, Christy, Welcome, Hi.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: How's it going?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Good to have you again. I'm so happy that you're
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: here for another year of the Mallet Plusa. And like
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I said, everyone, do you need anything and you're good
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to go here? You want to give us a little
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: tip on what you're gonna do, or you just want
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: to surprise us.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Just got a song, it's a little ditty.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is very exciting. I will give
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the four to you. You have up to two minutes
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: unless we're bored. Then we'll hang up on you. So
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: here we go without further ado in the Malaplusa twenty
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: twenty six. Here she is Christy in Kansas.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: All right. The Man Balance Show is full of Ben's
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: with If you disagree with them, you're full love. It
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: really makes me laugh. On ning joke day, Hey, Inkaterra,
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Coop and Loraina join in the mallor Militia Mania. If
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: you tune in every morning just to hear their banter,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: you can win a golden ticket in be the first.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: All answered, Oh goody, they're doing a meet and greet.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I'm hoping my states the next retreat Ben show as
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: far superior because this cast is awesome. Who doesn't love
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: to hear the snore of callers playing possum? Go, get on,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: listen to them, Rambalan, You'll be smarter than the throng
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: because Ben is never wrong. Boone, A show fifth hour
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: means mot with Ben behind the scenes.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian and Kansas go all right. Amazing creativity. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: love the originality there. I thought she was putting a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: stage presence, very confident with her delivery. There, I thought
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the quality. I enjoyed it because it was all about me.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Uh so, I'm gonna give it. I'm giving a nine.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I thought, I'm giving her a nine. Ink terror hold
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: on me to punch him up all I said, he
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited at her. I got so excited in
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: gatur I didn't have you on the air. Go ahead
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and getur. I apologize.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I was saying, Christy, you've grown like crazy from year
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: to year. This this is fantastic. I'm with Ben nine
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: all the way, all.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Right, nine and nine?
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena?
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Amazing the songwriting skills, your lyrics, it all made sense.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It was beautifully done, upbeat, good tempo. You get nine
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: from me as well?
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: Wow?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Three nines, Cooper Loop, I have a feeling Coop's gonna
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: be the party. Pooper, go ahead, Coop. I just looked
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: over and I saw you. I noticed a little something
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: over there. No, I look. I loved it. I just look.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I thought it was great.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: I think just nine is so close to ten, which
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: is the highest score you could possibly get.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It's good, it was good. I'm giving it. I'm giving
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it an eight. Cool, you're still hoping for better. All right.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: By the way, my wife's she said ten, Christy, So
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my wife says, you got a ten. So congratulations. All
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: right there points all right, thank you, Christy. Good job.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next year at the mal Blues. Okay,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: thanks you guys, say if you're the greatest. All right,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: our friend there she goes, our friend Kathy. Wow, what
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: a great beginning here. And there's more. We're not done.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to our live coverage. You know how much
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: we paid for the rights to this. This is unbelievable, massive,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: This is almost as big as the World Cup. We
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: welcome in now, very controversial listener, very controversial listener from Boston,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and we say hello to Blind Scott, who is up next. Hello,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott Hey.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: In Ko Terry.
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: I just want to tell you signing solidarity bro. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 11: love you, Man, I love you and Katara. If you
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: want a spot on an organ in Boston, I could
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: get you a job, hopefully at Helen Keller's Church or
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: with Cornell West. But I'm ready to sing my song.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Let's do it, all right?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You need anything at all? Blind Scott, are you good?
• 29:51
  Speaker 11: She's going to play a track. I think you're going
• 29:54
  Speaker 11: to play that, all right?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yep, you're good to go. All right, we'll get Blind
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Scott one of the long Are you the longest tenured
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: listening I guess Cowboy probably, but you've been around for many,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: many years.
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, No, Man, Cowboy were like some of the original
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: callers at Fox Sports Radio because we were already calling
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: other networks like we knew each other already. Lorena, there's
• 30:12
  Speaker 11: a call in your email box on Instagram. My dad
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: did Tony Maserati send it to Benny?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Just did it?
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go. Enough of that. This
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: is Blind Scott from Boston The Mallet Palooza twenty twenty six.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: The floor is yours.
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: I've been fitting here trying to find my sale. I
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: get behind my sail. I need to remind myself.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: I listed for the play back.
• 30:59
  Speaker 11: I listed for the pay back.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: I say that every Ben.
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: Malley Show listener please just like me.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: I used to.
• 31:11
  Speaker 11: I feel like I'm number one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: But yet I'm last in line.
• 31:18
  Speaker 11: God turn the lights out on me and I try
• 31:22
  Speaker 11: to pass the time. I didn't choose this life, but
• 31:28
  Speaker 11: I told the Ben Maille Show Late Night one.
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: I stands with truck favers better listening on the restos
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: for the radio. But one, I know it's a tasty
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: what it damn state is a pressent me and I'll
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: tell you just to get by.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: I take too.
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: Many pills to help to use the pain. I made
• 31:59
  Speaker 11: a couple of dollars bills and I blew it all
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: from my arm and a needle. Everybody knows my name.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: They sing it way out loud.
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Danny Decido, if you want to match with me, I'll
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: knocked everyone in door.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Get out, but show to be some bitch on the
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Wad Show.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Wait, my phone calls.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: Through the Bean Balace Show and I can't five.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Good night though, all right, blind Scott, Wow, that was
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: that was something? Uh man, A lot?
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: That was.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Okay? How do I start Uh. Oh wait, I guess
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Scott hung up. But uh, I thought the preparation was
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: was really good. If I felt like that was therapeutic
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: for Scott. I feel like a lot of what he
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: said was about his life, like he was singing about
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: his existence, and so the uniqueness of it unexpected. He
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: took that shot at Danny DeVito at the end of
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Personal Beef with Danny DeVito, our trash guy in Boston. Uh,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the singing wasn't the greatest, I thought. I thought it
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: was pretty good. I'm gonna give him an eight and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a half. I'm gonna give him an what did you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: don't need to Jesus is not involved in this. He
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: was in the first act. Coop. Yeah, that was the verse.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Anka Tara quickly please inkotary your thoughts.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was like above Dylan cry for help.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: I'm giving that a three.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I went have you with three? Lorena?
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: So I love that he sang from the soul.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I love the crescendo when he got really big and boisterous,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: and I love the octagon sample.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You know, we gave a real good taste of what
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: he does on the air. I gotta give him a seven. Okay,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: all right, Uh would be very careful, coop, you're up,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you're up next to your coop. So I mean he was.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: He was a little like off the like where he
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: was like supposed to start saying and then like the voice,
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: like the voice is not it's not good. But but
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: it got better when he got more like loud and gravelly.
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: I liked the gravelly, harsh vocals more. I'm gonna give
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: it a four.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, I guess I went a little to anytime
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I hear my name in a song parody, I I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: comparing him to Elvis. I thought, wow, that's amazing, or Sinatra,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: somebody like that. Okay, very good. I believe we'll pause
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: for the cause in ka te hold on a second,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: right there, the mallor palouse that continues. I think we
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: have dork Oh the comedian. Is he up next? I
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: believe Dorko the comedian, Yes, we have that ready to go.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I doubt he's doing comedy. All right, we'll have Dorko
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the comedian, who knows. I think milkman Mike as well.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't see him online here, but hopefully we'll get
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Milkman Mike in here. The Malur Palooza twenty twenty six continues.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's all night entertainment. You get it only here on
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show. We'll get to it. Back to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: it we go, and we'll do it next.
• 35:10
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• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mallor Show you're listening to. You're
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: listening to the Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six as we
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: continue on all night. Reminder, this show is on YouTube
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: as well. You can watch Mallard monologues and other features. Yes,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a wish sandwich, two slices of bread, and you wish this.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Actually did this in the seventh grade Talent show junior
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: high school. Damn no, I just imagine someone doing this. Yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I did night. Oh my buddy Shane dragged me into this.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seventh grade talent show I did.
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that blows my mind.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was very, very embarrassed. I'm an introvert, but
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I had like the sunglasses on, I had the hat,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: so I felt like I was hiding from people. So
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I did it, but yeah video Oh no, god, that
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: was before they had video back in the stone Age. Anyway,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: it is a Ben Maler show. We would continue on,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Let's get right back
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: to it. It is the Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and our next act up a legend. He's very popular
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: on social media, always sends a lot of good commentary,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and he's teamed up with Jay Scoop for some wonderful
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: tunes over the last couple of years. There's a group
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: of Jayscoop, just Josh and our friend Milkman Mike. He's
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: also sung the song for Lorena every week that we've
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: been playing lately. So, without further ado, let's welcome in
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: on Wow. Well, what was that Mallard Palooza. We welcome
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in Milkman Mike in Colorado. Milkman welcome. Do you need
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: anything for me?
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: No, sir, I do not.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: All right, the floor is yours, Milkman. Here we go.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You are the next act up on the Malar Loser
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: from Colorado, The Malapluza twenty twenty six.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Well, good morning, everybody. I would say that I'm glad
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: to see you here, But if you could be anywhere else,
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: you'd be listening to something else. Hey, did you guys
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: hear about the accident real Talk had in Brooklyn?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: Nobody saw it happen. He was laying in the street.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Nobody was waiting us to it. All they heard was
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: boom boom boom, boom boom. Sorry. What does the smell
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: from weed Man and the Ben Mallor show have in common?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: They are in the air everywhere. Brian Scott recently led
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: a blind protest through the streets of Boston. It was
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: cut short, though, when you let everybody off of here
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: in end of the Boston Harbor. Did you hear that?
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: I rate Bostonian walked up the blind Scott and stuck
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: his finger right in his face, but he didn't see
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: the point.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: What's the difference between uh looting your locker combination and
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: Poppy's picks?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Sooner or later you'll get your combination right. And finally,
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: what does poppies picks and sour milk have in common?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: They both expired a long time ago. Thank you, milkman,
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: You've just been served.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, there he is Milkman from Colorado, real quick in
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: gets there. How'd you score it?
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Very good?
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: The only the only thing I would say is you
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: got to watch the space in between the jokes. What
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: you how you treat it? But besides that, it is great.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Seven h seven Wow, all right, I did not see that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Comedy is very difficult. Like the jokes were funny, It's
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: just a hard it's a hard thing to do. There
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: were a few boo boos in there. I love milkman, Mike.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him a four. What about you, Lorena?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I loved his awkward delivery. I thought that was probably
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the funniest part. So I also had for it. All right.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: I agree with you Ben, you know, kudos to doing
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: a stand up And that's that's difficult.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a six. WHOA lost your
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: bloody mind? Coop? What did then? You were ripping me earlier?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's I'm gonna question the integrity of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the mote. Dave Scott in eight and a half, I
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: don't want to here talking about the Mala militia loved
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott. They thought it was the greatest thing ever.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: They couldn't get another it U Joe Texas says, I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: don't know what y'all, but blind Scott had me waving
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: my cell phone light in the air. That's from Ocho Texto.
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: What else?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Cho Texto is an idiot? Kathy and Madison says blind
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Scott was great. Welcome back Scott a monkey biz. Doug
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: in Korea said, I spit my beer out of my nose.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Way to go, blind Scott, and you ripped him. They
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: love Scott, They thought it was great. Are we are
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: we scoring based on entertainment value?
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Talent?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: It's a tensive radio show. It's entertaining, supposed to be entertaining.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: What's the point of doing this? Stupid thing?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Said?
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: Talent?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: You said is a talent?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: What does that to?
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I mean you know you can't get Come on, Coop,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: it's an overnight radio show.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: What do you want?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Man, We're not gonna get Elvis up there. We're not
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: gonna get Shane Gillis doing comedy. Okay, what's that? What
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: about Patricia? Patricia? Yeah? Come on, all right, stop, all right, anyway,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: all right, we will continue. We went a little along there.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: We have many more acts. We've got to pick up
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the pace. We got a lot of action. Here's the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six. We having a hoot and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Nanny a grand old time right here. Stay oh, can't
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: believe it's gonna be amazing. Wait till you year. What's
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: next