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OUTRO: Jase Doesn't Like You · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for to
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  Speaker 2: sit and every weekday on radio. Yeah you know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, I do MOKEI oh brother, so what did
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  Speaker 1: you what did you go with it? The sushi shop there,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see what you bought?
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  Speaker 2: Cut I go. And then there's some other ship on
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  Speaker 2: a step which I like, Yes, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: it is. It was a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You just shove it in your garb, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm that kind of guy. Just get it in me.
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  Speaker 2: Why did Keezy just say igine he's getting a glass
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  Speaker 2: of water?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess. But we're pressed for time, right, so
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  Speaker 2: thought these guys can get it started. They'll get about
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  Speaker 2: a minute done. I'll be back, I'll have my glass
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  Speaker 2: of water. Nobody will make a big deal about it,
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  Speaker 2: and we can just sort of get on with it.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody will be none the wiser.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And basically my thought wasn't If they can't do that,
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  Speaker 3: it shows that I'm kind of the the the.
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  Speaker 2: Glue, the gluez.
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  Speaker 3: You love the word jez.
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  Speaker 1: It for three weeks, fellas, it will be fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's a versatile word, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, it's there's something.
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  Speaker 2: Have you warmed to it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you what. It feels good in the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely it does.
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  Speaker 1: There's something about jizz that's just really pleasing to say.
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  Speaker 1: You know, some words just like saying and.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, it's the down into the app Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's something really satisfying. You're a Greek easy, No, not really.
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  Speaker 3: I liked jizz. I think it was the naming of
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  Speaker 3: your cat. And then you're obviously your name is Hoidy
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  Speaker 3: jez Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how that even really Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: apparently it's Horty jez Bot.
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  Speaker 2: Janus. That's right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think now I've just been over it so too much, jizz.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what's happened to me. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 3: because you used to love I love jazz.
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  Speaker 2: To me, it's it's just become another word now it's
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  Speaker 2: got no like. It doesn't mean it's been overtones, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but for listeners it probably does, which is fair enough. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and I'm not being silly here. I love jazz too.
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  Speaker 1: This it doesn't bother me. But like you guys, well,
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  Speaker 1: actually not like you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I like the.
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  Speaker 1: Disgusting element you do. Yeah, yeah, but we have taken
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  Speaker 1: some of the sting out. You know what I mean
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  Speaker 1: by its constant repetition.
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  Speaker 2: Well, when you can't got name, I thought, Jesus, we're
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  Speaker 2: pushing it here and now it's just cheers all over
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  Speaker 2: the joint. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean my wife and daughter weren't happy about
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  Speaker 1: all the jazz chat.
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  Speaker 2: But that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is a speaking of which, my wife's
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  Speaker 1: in a of a mood with your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Kizy, why because she didn't send through the salmon thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was in tears last night. I said, hey, babe,
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  Speaker 1: just hold on, hold off on the meal. Are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna cook it?
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  Speaker 2: Last night?
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  Speaker 1: And keyes's in touch maybe and tell you how she
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  Speaker 1: does the salmon in the aar fry.
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  Speaker 3: Jace, here's something you need to understand, right, every time
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  Speaker 3: my wife suggests anything or does anything, you slam it
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  Speaker 3: in some way. So when I go home, and you too,
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  Speaker 3: So when I go home and say, hey, drigger me
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  Speaker 3: into it, genuinely say hey, babe.
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  Speaker 2: At no point would I ever ask for a recipe
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  Speaker 2: of your wife.
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  Speaker 3: See, and so the fact that she doesn't get more
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  Speaker 3: upset about the stuff we chat about as like a miracle.
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  Speaker 2: It's good, but she's tough in a up.
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  Speaker 3: The moment we get to, hey, can you missage Jace's
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  Speaker 3: wife that recipe for how you do something, she instantly
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  Speaker 3: fall anxiety. She has to go direct to your wife
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  Speaker 3: and you're going to have it for dinner that night,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're gonna bag it on the radio. There's
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  Speaker 3: no way she's gonna do it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we had it put down for two breaks today.
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  Speaker 3: And now we're gonna have to like get a gift
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  Speaker 3: and or something to fill it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's no way.
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  Speaker 3: And I even see it. I even said, Jason's really
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  Speaker 3: keen on your ear fry salmon recipe, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh really, Like yeah, it's like like actually she's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually when she sees your when Kezy sees your name,
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  Speaker 2: she visibly recoils, flinchers. She's like a dog down at
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  Speaker 2: it's been found in the sack at the bottom of
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  Speaker 2: a river. Right, Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know that unless you got to already,
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  Speaker 3: like she already without knowing you, right, if it's just
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  Speaker 3: a word. If it was Isaac or Kate or someone
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  Speaker 3: in the office and I was like, oh, they want
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  Speaker 3: your salmon recipes, she'd be like oh, and instantly she'd
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  Speaker 3: be like, but is it even that good?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: And then they're gonna if it's bad, they're going to
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  Speaker 3: think of him bad. You know, that's already what goes
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  Speaker 3: to her head, right, throwing no guys using her as
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  Speaker 3: a really famous No.
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  Speaker 1: None of that.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't gonna fuk about any of that. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: she's not even aware of it, so there's no I
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  Speaker 3: told it to her and she's just oh, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the whole racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 1: The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: She could also just say no, no, she can't ah,
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  Speaker 2: because she's just like she doesn't want to be a
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  Speaker 2: bit either.
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  Speaker 1: We did it in the air fry anyway. It was great, yummy,
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Did you put a little bit of soy sauce, a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of honey?
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  Speaker 1: No, she my wife went for a sort of garlicy,
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  Speaker 1: lemony battery sauce.
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  Speaker 3: And because I don't like salmon, but she's like, it
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  Speaker 3: actually cooks it really nicely.
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  Speaker 1: It it was genuinely good.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: But we did that ourselves. She didn't get any credit
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  Speaker 1: for that because he didn't send us through any recipes.
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  Speaker 3: But you can now you understand. I was like, the
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  Speaker 3: chances of my wife doing that are pretty slim because
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  Speaker 3: she is like a dog that's been in a sack
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  Speaker 3: at the bottom of the river.
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  Speaker 2: My understanding is that the air fry makes everything better.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's it's a remarkably versatile thing. I tell you
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  Speaker 1: the thing about an air frys not only the food
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  Speaker 1: you can chuck in there, but what you check the
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  Speaker 1: food in. You can put pans in there, all sorts
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  Speaker 1: of because we were always don't put that in the
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  Speaker 1: air fry. But it's like anything you can put in
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  Speaker 1: the oven, you can put in.
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  Speaker 2: The air fry.
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  Speaker 3: Big enough, How big is that?
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  Speaker 1: Well? No, but you know what like a little messior
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  Speaker 1: container or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, pug a plastic bag. Oh you put
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  Speaker 2: a pecket of smokes?
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  Speaker 1: Really, mate, you put a packet of smokes in the car.
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  Speaker 1: I was hanging out for a drry today. You just
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  Speaker 1: reminded me you put a packet of smokes in there. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Last weekend was going to be my last weekend. But
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  Speaker 2: I think this weekends my last weekend. This weekend, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Man, my wife's going to be away. Those wife's away,
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  Speaker 2: you get. I don't get steam. I just drank too much. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: what's the difference, Well, I don't get I'm not hammered.
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  Speaker 2: So for example, if I was at the height of
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  Speaker 2: my drunkenness pretty much outside of the raucous nature of
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  Speaker 2: being at say rugby league game or whatever, right, I
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  Speaker 2: could happily have a conversation with your mother. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But if I was in my twenties, I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 2: been able to do that. I'd be a complete mess.
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  Speaker 3: With this discussion on my gaming podcast today, Extremely care
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  Speaker 3: extremely Casual game is podcast, we randomly veered off into
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  Speaker 3: I think I've got this from the Big Show, just
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  Speaker 3: veering off into ship that's not even related, but how
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  Speaker 3: much drinking everyone does? Guy doesn't drink at all because
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  Speaker 3: he's on medication.
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  Speaker 2: He can't.
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  Speaker 3: Alie doesn't drink, but she does other stuff. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 3: And then they were like, how much do you drink?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, because I mentioned the word heavy drinker.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, hang on in your head,
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  Speaker 3: what is a heavy drinking? That was someone that gets
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  Speaker 3: like really drunk, like once or twice a week every week.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, cool, so I'm a heavy but
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  Speaker 3: I see I get steamed, which is the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got you got this other word that you use.
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  Speaker 3: So are you steamed? As like, I'm not like wasted.
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  Speaker 3: For me, it goes happy, steamed, wasted. I always get
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  Speaker 3: to steamed or happy, usually steamed, and then that's you.
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  Speaker 3: And I use the example if someone came to me
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  Speaker 3: and said, hey, keazy, I need you to drive to
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  Speaker 3: total here to the keys to my car. I think
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  Speaker 3: I could quite easily do it. That's Theliver.
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  Speaker 2: I get to oh, so you're so drunk you think
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  Speaker 2: you can drive?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I think I genuinely could not that
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  Speaker 3: I do, not that I do.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, Chris, where did that come from? Easy was talking about?
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  Speaker 1: It came from about you actually being steamed and the
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  Speaker 1: manifestation of you steamed, which is very affectionate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah you.
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  Speaker 2: How good is this man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Just outside many Yeah no, I very much enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, which is a good way to be, not.
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  Speaker 2: Like what it used to be. Which is just insanity,
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  Speaker 2: just hammered a liability to yourself and your friends. You know, yes, right, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon if you came across like twenty five
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  Speaker 3: year old MOGGI now on the purse, do you can?
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  Speaker 3: You guys were getting to.
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  Speaker 2: Be the worst person that has ever been at a
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  Speaker 2: big show show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, far out, because there's been some beddies and nott
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  Speaker 3: and likewise and likewise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have been a ball ache.
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  Speaker 3: But that's just regular twenty five year old that you though.
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  Speaker 3: Without the end of the booze, wow, yeah, No.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is back in the day, I was very
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  Speaker 1: quiet without the booze.
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  Speaker 2: But everybody was the same. Back in the day. Let
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  Speaker 2: me point that out. I was following the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I was a little above the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: I used to think I was part of the crowd,
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  Speaker 1: but I actually wasn't part of the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: But you're saying, hang on that you're very quiet back
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  Speaker 3: in the day, You're still quiet.
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  Speaker 2: I am pretty quiet. That gives you the social lubrication, yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So many people on Thursday were like, oh, it's a j.
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  Speaker 2: I just tell them, Yeah, I just say he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: like you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good.
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  Speaker 2: He really doesn't make sure.
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  Speaker 1: I always make sure before I go, I tell people
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah good, which is good.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing worth trying to find someone and not knowing
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  Speaker 1: why they've gone.
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  Speaker 2: There, you know, So I make a point, Yeah, I go.
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  Speaker 3: Basically, I say, look, man, Jase doesn't like you, guys,
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't like doing the show. He doesn't want to
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  Speaker 3: be here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So he's here when he has to be, and then
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  Speaker 3: as soon as that's over, he's home.
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  Speaker 1: And then you do a little chilibouch and feel nauseous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then I do a hot chili belch and feel nauseous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then swipe Jason to the Koodoo Lounge and all
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  Speaker 3: of those things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah good, feel to do it. I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 2: a good weekend this week. It's Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Alreally, Fellers, I'm fucking targeting Friday night.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm going to go Saturday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a good productive weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Get on, get on the purse, Jose, Yeah, fuck your life.
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  Speaker 1: That man, Yeah sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: All right, right, men, stop going on about it.
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  Speaker 3: Just they need to know