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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons People Do Not Like Stephen A. Smith · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: They found Mitch McConnell. Did they find him, though? Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Old white men who are he's the same as Donald Trump,
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  Speaker 2: only he he doesn't take dumps in his pants and
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  Speaker 2: fall asleep in the middle of a war that we
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  Speaker 2: know of. But why would any why would those men
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  Speaker 2: be in charge of anything? They should be greeting people
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  Speaker 2: at Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: And why would you be so proud to roll this
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  Speaker 1: guy out the way he is? He could not move
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  Speaker 1: at all. He didn't even know where he was. I
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  Speaker 1: could tell. But Tennessee, Kentucky deserves that kind of representation.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they want. Let them have it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a thing that said, hey, I haven't heard
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  Speaker 3: his voice.
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  Speaker 4: He hasn't actually spoken in 92 days. He can't speak.
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  Speaker 1: He stuck with that dumbass smile on his face.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody hit the reset button.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no. It is.
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  Speaker 2: And he can't speak. He came there to vote.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: No, for him to hold his hand up.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: This is the weekend at Bernie's type stuff. So it's
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  Speaker 2: so embarrassing. And people are watching us have, why would
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  Speaker 2: old men like that ever be in charge?
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  Speaker 3: His, his aides in there prompt on them and hell,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to raise your hand there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, he, he, he's not too much different than Trump.
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  Speaker 2: Then he fall asleep. Did you see when Trump, like,
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  Speaker 2: was aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: Not you! Looked at her like that. I didn't see that.
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  Speaker 1: I did see where he interrupted the AI expert. He
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  Speaker 1: looked so stupid. I'm like, Trump, just sit down. Please.
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  Speaker 1: It's just enough.
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  Speaker 5: How much more can we take? Oh, let me not
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  Speaker 5: say that to the universe.
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  Speaker 1: About two years. That's how much more we can take.
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully, if we do what we're supposed to do in November,
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  Speaker 4: at least the last two won't be as bad.
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  Speaker 1: I've lost hope.
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  Speaker 4: You've lost hope?
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that. Take it back. Don't lose hope. Don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. Keep hope alive.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: I have.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe in these people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe they, you know, I hear these people
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  Speaker 2: and the stuff that they say trying to justify this.
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  Speaker 1: It is insane. But they can't really afford. I can
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  Speaker 1: afford gas. Yeah. It's expensive. I can afford it. And groceries.
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  Speaker 1: You can afford groceries.
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  Speaker 4: I can work from home.
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  Speaker 1: I can afford it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people that voted for him can't.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: And it's getting worse by the day.
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  Speaker 1: It is getting worse.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, did you see on CBS just an
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  Speaker 2: hour ago, they showed the damage that the Iraqis had
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  Speaker 2: done to the Americans? Yeah, boy, they've been getting totally fucked.
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  Speaker 2: They've been kicking up some ruckus, Jack. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: they done turned this to Drake and Kendrick, and guess
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  Speaker 2: who Drake is?
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  Speaker 1: Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Will you stop that? You
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  Speaker 1: must have been listening to that on your.
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  Speaker 2: Way to the studio. Man, I'm telling you, they have these.
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  Speaker 2: Suffice it to say, I don't think I'm speaking out
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  Speaker 2: of school when I say this. Them a * * * * *
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  Speaker 2: can fight.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. They can fight. They not playing. They not playing.
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  Speaker 1: They like, we not guys, baby. They's like, we can
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  Speaker 1: show you better than we can tell you. We not them.
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  Speaker 1: We tried to tell you and you didn't believe us.
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  Speaker 1: We not them. Mm-hmm. Watch your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got more to say?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Yeah. That's the sound of a drone. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: is that what that was? Do it again. I would
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  Speaker 1: say that their military leaders are smarter than ours right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to hear it one more time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Aside from his social and political views, he has been
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  Speaker 2: given five reasons people don't like Stephen A.
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  Speaker 1: Smith. I didn't think of this question, by the way.
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  Speaker 5: Because we don't. That's all you need to know. Number five,
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  Speaker 5: the invisible attendance.
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  Speaker 4: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It means that he spends.
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  Speaker 5: Hours critiquing other players, even though he's never been seen
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  Speaker 5: at a practice, a shoot-around, or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. I think Kevin Durant called him out for that,
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  Speaker 4: I think.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Number four of the top five reasons people don't like
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  Speaker 5: Stephen A. Smith, the stay-off-the-weed delivery.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, expensive life advice and all that. You know,
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  Speaker 2: shut up. You know how we got weed legal? People
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  Speaker 2: did it so much and went to jail so much.
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  Speaker 2: They were like, you know, we might go legalize it.
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  Speaker 2: You know how, kind of how we ended slavery. They
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  Speaker 2: making all this money and we ain't getting none.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now. That's how we ended slavery.
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  Speaker 2: People was, these going to keep, they going to keep running.
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  Speaker 1: Number three at the top five reasons people don't like
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  Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith. The decibel level. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, because he yells at everything. That's so irritating. Can
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  Speaker 5: you just talk normal?
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  Speaker 2: His head is getting smaller and smaller. It's almost like
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  Speaker 2: he's being assaulted by a witch doctor.
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  Speaker 4: Good word for Rush Limbaugh. He thinks it works for him.
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  Speaker 1: Number two.
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  Speaker 2: His head is getting smaller and smaller.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God. Have you seen Beetlejuice? I told
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  Speaker 1: you he looks like the dude from The Simpsons. He's
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  Speaker 1: actually bigger and bigger, but smaller. He look like a
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  Speaker 1: shrunken head.
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  Speaker 5: Number two of the top five reasons people don't like
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  Speaker 5: Stephen A. Smith, the six-year finals curse.
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  Speaker 4: He's always wrong, isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: He's always picked the wrong finals winner for six straight years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody has. And we're going to listen to him.
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  Speaker 4: He got the last one because he's been saying New
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  Speaker 4: York forever.
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  Speaker 1: We've had nine different champions the last nine years.
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  Speaker 5: And the number one of the top five reasons people
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  Speaker 5: don't like Stephen A. Smith because we just don't, the
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  Speaker 5: dramatic pause and stare.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm telling you, his head is literally getting smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty soon it's going to be on the chain.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's going to be smaller than the Jesus
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  Speaker 2: piece pretty soon.
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  Speaker 1: Or at the end of a.
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  Speaker 4: Pencil, like a little eraser. Hairline doing a half-court brush.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you what, if he'd been in Louisiana, someone
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  Speaker 2: would put the root on that. You ate the spaghetti,
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  Speaker 2: didn't you?
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  Speaker 1: Every time you walk by here, somebody go, ooga booga.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta go bury a chicken foot to save his life.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever see that movie, Thinner? I did.
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  Speaker 2: I think somebody done put a root on that. It's
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  Speaker 2: getting smaller and smaller. It's eating up his hair root.
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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: They belong with D.L.
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  Speaker 3: And D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Anything Goes. You were telling me about that threat at
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  Speaker 1: the airport. What happened?
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  Speaker 5: There was a fight at the airport where I guess—
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  Speaker 5: That looked like Southwest, too. This white dude, I guess,
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  Speaker 5: was talking smack to a black guy. And he was
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  Speaker 5: trying to walk out with his little backpack. And I
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  Speaker 5: don't know what he said. I think it started with
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  Speaker 5: the letter N.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard it. I turned my volume up.
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  Speaker 5: And the black dude turned around like, man, come on.
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  Speaker 1: He put his backpack down.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And folded him up. Folded him up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He folded that like Jazzy Jeff. Remember they throw him
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  Speaker 1: out there?
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  Speaker 3: He hit him with a variety he didn't just hit
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  Speaker 3: him he jabbed cross uppercut.
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  Speaker 2: I've been working on this I saw this on Instagram all.
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  Speaker 5: Of this all of this I don't condone fighting I
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  Speaker 5: don't like it but let me tell you something whenever
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  Speaker 5: I see somebody picking on somebody else and they get
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  Speaker 5: what they deserve I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't condone violence I love those videos didn't you
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  Speaker 1: get anyway do you want to know what I learned today.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you don't like violence anymore. It's been court
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  Speaker 2: ordered for you not to.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, shout out to 25-year-old Reagan Hutzell of Texas. She
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  Speaker 5: made history when she was crowned Miss America while rocking
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  Speaker 5: her natural hair. She's the 10th woman to win, but
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  Speaker 5: she's the very first one to win while rocking just
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  Speaker 5: her natural hair.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't bump her edges or nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: She did not.
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  Speaker 2: I got my Thelma from Good Times wig. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: ready to take it. Skip my man cheating. What'd you
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  Speaker 2: learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: Man, you see that the price of diesel is just
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  Speaker 3: at a record high now. It's like averaging across $ 6
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  Speaker 3: in L.A. It's like $ 8. And people are like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't use diesel.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass. What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: All the trucks that deliver everything you do buy are non-diesel.
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  Speaker 4: So it's going to make the price of.
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  Speaker 1: Everything you think is high. That's why they call them
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  Speaker 1: diesel trucks.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass.
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  Speaker 2: But good thing California has the largest concentration of electric cars. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only one that don't have an electric car.
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  Speaker 3: Diesel's only up 70% since this time last year.
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  Speaker 4: Only 70. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be double in a minute. Just hang on.
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  Speaker 1: On the next DL Hughley Show, Kyle Hughley, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: Special K, is the latest hot record producer, and we'll
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  Speaker 2: hear his latest project on short bus records, plus the
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  Speaker 2: military man Jamal Kingsley returning to expose racism hidden in
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  Speaker 2: our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show. We will definitely see
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  Speaker 1: you on the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 4: Tau, tau.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.