Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 2 | Can a Man Make Less Than His Woman
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is the D.O. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Fort Lauderdale on the
- 0:05Speaker 2: 11th of September, that fateful day, I will be in
- 0:10Speaker 2: at the R.
- 0:11Speaker 1: Ron Theater along with Don Lemon for D.O.
- 0:13Speaker 3: D.O.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Anything Goes.
- 0:13Speaker 2: The following day, the 12th, we will be in Orlando
- 0:16Speaker 2: at the Walt Disney Theater. So come check me out
- 0:18Speaker 2: if you're taking those. Out of all the tariffs Trump
- 0:21Speaker 2: put on stuff, he didn't put it on just for men.
- 0:22Speaker 1: He needed it. He didn't put it on black ice,
- 0:29Speaker 1: that's for sure. Nah, he didn't.
- 0:33Speaker 4: Nah.
- 0:35Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny because it sounds different when
- 0:38Speaker 2: you're in the same industry. It sounds different to someone
- 0:42Speaker 2: who's not been in the industry for a long time
- 0:46Speaker 2: than it does to somebody who's on the.
- 0:52Speaker 2: What place do you go that they're having lunch meetings
- 0:56Speaker 2: with these.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Producers now that are trying to do everything cheap everything
- 1:02Speaker 2: cheap yeah that i i like literally everything is cheap
- 1:06Speaker 2: every everything is speculative deal like even big stars the
- 1:10Speaker 2: way they have to structure these deals now to make
- 1:12Speaker 2: it work now when i look at how big a
- 1:15Speaker 2: star tom cruise has to do his own movies.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah You know what I mean?
- 1:21Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Big stars have to do their own movies. I agree.
- 1:23Speaker 7: I mean, but I could see how some of your
- 1:25Speaker 7: meetings might take place at expensive places like Bel Air
- 1:29Speaker 7: and Polo Lounge and things like that. I could see
- 1:32Speaker 7: that where you'd go out to eat and your bill
- 1:34Speaker 7: might be expensive and you might get accustomed to eating there.
- 1:39Speaker 7: It ain't no regular thing. You, if that's, if that's
- 1:45Speaker 7: what you believe, like I listen, full disclosure, full disclosure.
- 1:50Speaker 7: I'm not in the entertainment business like she is.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I don't make movies. She's not in the entertainment business
- 1:55Speaker 1: like she is.
- 1:55Speaker 7: She still makes movies. I don't make movies, period.
- 1:58Speaker 8: Okay.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Let's, let's be clear. What's the last movie she made?
- 2:01Speaker 1: Let's look it up and see.
- 2:02Speaker 9: Okay.
- 2:03Speaker 2: So let's, let's do that. Like, and I like Lisa.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to be funny. But you sit
- 2:07Speaker 2: up there, you know, I vacation for a month. No,
- 2:10Speaker 2: that's called not working on a gig. That's what that is.
- 2:16Speaker 2: It's hilarious to me.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Come on. And I like you, but stop it. I'm
- 2:20Speaker 1: just saying. Ain't nobody going to the Ivy like that
- 2:23Speaker 1: no more. No, I got the meetings.
- 2:26Speaker 7: I'm not even speaking.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I'm just talking about a regular meeting.
- 2:29Speaker 7: You know, relationship or potential dating someone. It would be
- 2:34Speaker 7: hard for me if I want to go on a vacation,
- 2:36Speaker 7: you know, to St. Mark's and you can't go. I'm
- 2:39Speaker 7: not paying for it.
- 2:40Speaker 2: It's not that many more ambassadors to Turks and Caicos
- 2:43Speaker 2: you can have anymore.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think in the West Indies, they're on
- 2:48Speaker 1: the lookout for that.
- 2:50Speaker 8: Nah.
- 2:51Speaker 1: I'm disagreeing with you.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I think they might know. Nah, we saw it happen
- 2:55Speaker 2: the last time she ran an island. So here's Lisa Rae.
- 3:00Speaker 5: I don't want to stress you out by trying to
- 3:01Speaker 5: keep up with my lifestyle that I already have and
- 3:04Speaker 5: I'm accustomed to.
- 3:05Speaker 6: Why?
- 3:06Speaker 5: Because if I'm going to these restaurants just for lunch
- 3:09Speaker 5: meetings and it takes you your whole check to take
- 3:12Speaker 5: me there, I don't want to stress you out.
- 3:14Speaker 1: You cannot hang with me. Do you agree? What do
- 3:16Speaker 1: you think, Skip?
- 3:17Speaker 3: You know, I think you got to be careful because
- 3:19Speaker 3: sometimes did you hear the story about Grant Hill and Tamia?
- 3:22Speaker 3: Their first date, he went out and Grant said he
- 3:25Speaker 3: did it on purpose. He said, I forgot my wallet.
- 3:28Speaker 3: And now most black women would be like, oh, she.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Said, don't worry about it, baby. I got you. Well,
- 3:33Speaker 1: she's Canadian.
- 3:34Speaker 9: Whatever.
- 3:35Speaker 1: And guess what else? She had money.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Rich. She had a record deal then. And she was
- 3:43Speaker 3: not rich. You've been in this game. She was far
- 3:46Speaker 3: from rich. Yeah, she wasn't even.
- 3:47Speaker 1: And she's also far from Cleveland. Yeah.
- 3:52Speaker 3: But you know what? See, hey, they married kids, and
- 3:54Speaker 3: now Grant Hill was rich then, but now he's approaching
- 3:57Speaker 3: billionaire rich. He's owning teams and all kind of stuff. Yeah,
- 4:01Speaker 3: and he said that was done on purpose to see.
- 4:04Speaker 1: How she react.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Okay, so every once in a while, a dude who
- 4:08Speaker 2: forgets his wallet is grabbed here. The other one is
- 4:10Speaker 2: just some trifling s * * *.
- 4:12Speaker 1: You never know.
- 4:13Speaker 8: No, you do.
- 4:15Speaker 1: You do. Yeah, I paid for the San Francisco 49ers,
- 4:17Speaker 1: so let me.
- 4:23Speaker 2: You want to see my tape? You want to see
- 4:25Speaker 2: my tape of my drills? I got an investment for you, bitch.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Hold my helmet while I get the tape out the car.
- 4:33Speaker 1: But you know what?
- 4:34Speaker 2: I'm telling you, him making that tape and Lisa saying
- 4:37Speaker 2: that stuff is pretty much the same thing. Him making
- 4:41Speaker 2: that tape like he's trying out for the San Francisco 49ers.
- 4:44Speaker 2: And you talking about how these high profile meetings at
- 4:47Speaker 2: these restaurants that cost a month's worth of salary is
- 4:50Speaker 2: about the same thing.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. It's not the same thing.
- 4:53Speaker 8: Okay.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's catfishing. It's catfishing. That's not catfishing. Okay.
- 4:58Speaker 2: I bet that dude probably played ball. He's never played ball.
- 5:03Speaker 2: He's never played ball.
- 5:04Speaker 1: That was the whole catfish part. He was lying. I
- 5:07Speaker 1: don't know if he ever played. He played ball in
- 5:09Speaker 1: the park one time. Right.
- 5:11Speaker 7: He played ball in the park, but he never played
- 5:13Speaker 7: professional ball. At least Lisa has had a successful career.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I'm not saying she didn't, but she didn't.
- 5:19Speaker 7: But that's the difference between her and him. That's why
- 5:21Speaker 7: I'm saying they're not the same. He lied completely and said,
- 5:23Speaker 7: this is what I do for a living.
- 5:24Speaker 1: She's lying a little bit now. If you can't take
- 5:30Speaker 1: me on vacation for a month, are you out your mind? Okay.
- 5:36Speaker 1: All right. We'll see. We'll see. Uh, it's the deal.
- 5:39Speaker 2: He will show. So Lisa, full disclosure, I dig a lot. Um,
- 5:44Speaker 2: she explained why she'll only date a rich man.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Um, do you agree? We're going to write to the phones.
- 5:49Speaker 10: I think any relationship can work. It's about what you
- 5:52Speaker 10: let your mind settle for. It doesn't matter if the
- 5:55Speaker 10: man or the woman make more money. I thought the
- 5:58Speaker 10: goal is you pick up where your partner leaves off.
- 6:01Speaker 10: You can have a great person who's broke or not
- 6:04Speaker 10: be in the same financial situation you are, but they
- 6:07Speaker 10: offer other things to the relationship and vice versa. So
- 6:10Speaker 10: as far as her, I mean, I think she's just...
- 6:12Speaker 10: set her standard at not wanting to deal with someone
- 6:15Speaker 10: who's not as financially able as she is.
- 6:19Speaker 9: So, you know, it's.
- 6:22Speaker 11: Just a barrier, you.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Know, for her as far as dating.
- 6:26Speaker 9: That's all.
- 6:27Speaker 4: I'm a woman of quality.
- 6:29Speaker 6: I'm 64 years old.
- 6:30Speaker 1: I look nice.
- 6:32Speaker 6: And I'm a school bus driver and used to be
- 6:35Speaker 6: a truck driver. And I'm dating a doctor right now,
- 6:38Speaker 6: a neurologist. And when I told him I was a
- 6:41Speaker 6: school bus driver and a truck driver, he thought it
- 6:44Speaker 6: was wonderful because.
- 6:45Speaker 11: He's saving lives.
- 6:46Speaker 4: He's helping people.
- 6:47Speaker 1: And I'm helping people.
- 6:49Speaker 6: So he did not detect anything, you know, a little
- 6:53Speaker 6: quality of me because I'm a school bus driver. You know,
- 6:57Speaker 6: so I don't think that should have anything.
- 7:00Speaker 1: To do with true love.
- 7:01Speaker 6: If you truly love somebody, you're going to see the
- 7:03Speaker 6: beautiful qualities that they have. So, you know, just because
- 7:08Speaker 6: you marry somebody in your line, uh, uh, uh, of
- 7:13Speaker 6: work or your line of hierarchy, that doesn't mean you
- 7:19Speaker 6: don't stay together. That doesn't mean that that is your
- 7:21Speaker 6: true mate. So if this Lisa Rae don't know anything
- 7:24Speaker 6: about the quality of friends, what kind of relationship does
- 7:27Speaker 6: she have?
- 7:28Speaker 4: I'm going to kind of side with DL. I know
- 7:31Speaker 4: he just didn't want to say it because them and
- 7:32Speaker 4: Lisa are friends, but, you know, having an expectation of
- 7:36Speaker 4: a man, you know, keeping up your lifestyle and I
- 7:40Speaker 4: think that's a little overboard. If you're in a marriage
- 7:43Speaker 4: or if you're in a relationship, you're supposed to be
- 7:44Speaker 4: there to help each other out, not to just support
- 7:47Speaker 4: your lifestyle. In that little clip that she had, I
- 7:50Speaker 4: didn't hear one thing about her saying, I want to
- 7:52Speaker 4: support you as well, or, you know, it's all about her. And,
- 7:55Speaker 4: you know, it's not going to work for her very well,
- 7:58Speaker 4: I don't believe. It's certain things that I do for
- 8:00Speaker 4: my wife because I love her, but it's not to
- 8:03Speaker 4: keep up a lifestyle. You know, that's something that was
- 8:06Speaker 4: back in the 60s, 70s, people trying to keep up
- 8:07Speaker 4: with the Joneses. This is 2026. She's going to keep
- 8:10Speaker 4: up with what you and your family got going on
- 8:12Speaker 4: and how you're going to make yourselves better. So it's
- 8:14Speaker 4: not going to work for us. She's going to be
- 8:16Speaker 4: looking for a long time. Trust me.
- 8:19Speaker 1: The question we're asking, this is Lisa Rae.
- 8:21Speaker 5: I don't want to stress you out by trying to
- 8:23Speaker 5: keep up with my lifestyle that I already have and
- 8:25Speaker 5: I'm accustomed to.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Why?
- 8:28Speaker 5: Because if I'm going to these restaurants just for lunch
- 8:30Speaker 5: meetings and it takes you your whole check to take
- 8:33Speaker 5: me there, I don't want to stress you out. You
- 8:36Speaker 5: cannot hang with me. You are still wanting to vacation
- 8:39Speaker 5: for the weekend. I vacation and go on holiday for
- 8:41Speaker 5: the month. We are not going to be able to
- 8:43Speaker 5: make this work. That's simple to me.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Do you agree?
- 8:47Speaker 2: That was the question we posed to you. We're going right.
- 8:50Speaker 8: To the phones. This is that double standard that men
- 8:53Speaker 8: and women have where A woman, when she has money
- 8:56Speaker 8: and the man doesn't, she looks down on him where
- 8:59Speaker 8: the man doesn't care whether the woman has the money
- 9:01Speaker 8: or not.
- 9:02Speaker 9: I think it's not fair, but.
- 9:04Speaker 4: It's just the double standard that there is.
- 9:06Speaker 11: I would tell Lisa Rae, I hope she's got a
- 9:09Speaker 11: good dog or a cat because if that's the criteria
- 9:13Speaker 11: that she's looking for, it ain't a lot of them
- 9:16Speaker 11: out there that can afford to go on a vacation
- 9:18Speaker 11: for a month. Good luck, baby. Man, this lady crazy.
- 9:22Speaker 9: There's no way.
- 9:24Speaker 12: First of all, Why would you say something like that
- 9:27Speaker 12: when you know you didn't come from that background when
- 9:30Speaker 12: you were coming up in the ranks anyway? I just
- 9:33Speaker 12: find it funny how when we finally make some money,
- 9:35Speaker 12: our mind and our actions and all that stuff start
- 9:39Speaker 12: to change. That's what's wrong with these women, some of
- 9:42Speaker 12: these women and men, too. We get some money, and
- 9:45Speaker 12: our whole lifestyle and our whole way of thinking changes.
- 9:48Speaker 11: You're still the same person. You didn't come from that.
- 9:51Speaker 8: So how do you.
- 9:52Speaker 12: Expect to have a relationship when it's all about money?
- 9:55Speaker 11: It'll never work.
- 9:56Speaker 8: That's all I got to say.
- 9:57Speaker 11: It'll never work, no matter who it is.
- 10:01Speaker 9: My sister makes more than double what her husband makes.
- 10:05Speaker 9: And they've been married for, I don't know, 30, 40
- 10:08Speaker 9: years now. And you know what she did that I
- 10:11Speaker 9: thought was really smart? Well, what they did is she pays,
- 10:16Speaker 9: like if he pays, let's say the rent is $ 100.
- 10:19Speaker 9: He'll pay $ 25 and she'll pay $ 75. So, you know,
- 10:25Speaker 9: that goes along with the bills, the cars, you know.
- 10:29Speaker 9: They kind of pay according to the scale of wage
- 10:33Speaker 9: that they earn. And I think that works out well.
- 10:36Speaker 9: Everybody's still paying and everybody still feels good. Love your show, y'all. Peace.
- 10:42Speaker 2: All right, this is my part of the show, my
- 10:44Speaker 2: favorite part, where we spotlight some of the funniest comedians.
- 10:47Speaker 1: We got it for you. It's on the D.O. Hughley Show.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Now it's time for our feature where we're going to
- 10:50Speaker 2: welcome to the stage. We're spotlighting some of the funniest comedians.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Some you know, some you don't. Today, welcome to the stage,
- 10:56Speaker 2: Ian Edwards. That is a funny dude right there.
- 10:59Speaker 13: Just so you know, it's tougher for black people to
- 11:01Speaker 13: believe in reincarnation. Because right now I can blame white
- 11:04Speaker 13: people for slavery. That's some f * * * ed
- 11:07Speaker 13: up s * * * you did back then. But
- 11:10Speaker 13: just because I'm black now.
- 11:15Speaker 13: Doesn't mean I was black in my past. I could
- 11:24Speaker 13: be who I'm angry at. I could have been a
- 11:32Speaker 13: slave owner. That could be my statue. I made them
- 11:36Speaker 13: take that. And they say when you f * * *
- 11:42Speaker 13: up in your past life, When you come back, your
- 11:45Speaker 13: next life is harder. So, as a former white person,
- 12:01Speaker 13: I'd like to warn you new white * * * *.
- 12:10Speaker 1: That Black Lives Matter.
- 12:15Speaker 9: Because if they don't, you'll find out.
- 12:18Speaker 13: So no matter what race, nationality, black, white, Asian, Palestinian,
- 12:22Speaker 13: or Jewish, be good to people because you don't know
- 12:25Speaker 13: who you're going to come back to be. Because I
- 12:27Speaker 13: definitely should have been a better slave owner. The way
- 12:32Speaker 13: my life is going, I was a top tier white ass.