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610: My Therapeutic Month with John C. McGinley · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Your mama's all right, your dad is all right. You're
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  Speaker 1: just a little way surender serender all right. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: exciting was that top secret thing I sent you? That
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  Speaker 1: the world is soon going to know about? What top
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  Speaker 1: secret thing that you sent me? That the world sucred,
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  Speaker 1: top secret thing that we talked about. That it's pretty amazing, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I listened to the last podcast and I
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  Speaker 1: was really loud, and I want to apologize to everybody
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  Speaker 1: because I was screaming you high. I'm always high, though,
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  Speaker 1: broo high, no time out. I'm always high, mister red
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  Speaker 1: Bull drinker. I'm always high. Okay, Yeah, well some Bull's caffeine.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not chasing the buzz. You're not chasing the buzz.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not pulling a fucking ball. I'm not. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: judging you for pulling a ball. Anyway. That's not my point.
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  Speaker 1: My point is, sorry, sorry, that's not my point. My
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  Speaker 1: point is I was very loud, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: apologize for that. So I'm gonna try and get like
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  Speaker 1: you because your voice is very soothing, Zac. I am
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  Speaker 1: a soothing guy. Yeah, your voice is so soothing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not like Josh Ray when he comes on though. He's
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  Speaker 1: a whisperer. Oh my god, he's a whisper when he
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  Speaker 1: does his um or when he does his um his
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  Speaker 1: install live. Do you want do you want to hear
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  Speaker 1: my impersonation of stock I want to go first? Then, right,
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  Speaker 1: you go first. He's like on Instagram and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: hey guys, I'm just just just walking around Paris. It's
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  Speaker 1: so beautiful, so beautiful. Um come to the show tonight
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  Speaker 1: if you can think you'd have a good time. Right,
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  Speaker 1: He's like this, that's not my impersonation. I'm in Stockholm tonight.
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  Speaker 1: No gold come through, no good show. No you're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not like you have to ear fuck the audience.
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  Speaker 1: He's ear fucking Yours is like a secret. It's more
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  Speaker 1: like it's more of like you're trying to flirt. It's
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  Speaker 1: more of like you're trying to flirt with a million people.
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  Speaker 1: Why does why does your why does why do you?
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden sound like like a soft spoken
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  Speaker 1: It's like, all of a sudden, it turns into like
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  Speaker 1: a soft spoken mcgrouper. Why does he part? I don't
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  Speaker 1: get that it's because the accent that Will does when
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  Speaker 1: he plays mcgrouper. Hey, guys, it's just he just gets
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  Speaker 1: very like, the show's gonna be great. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I just know that the
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  Speaker 1: show is gonna be great, and it's gonna be acoustic
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  Speaker 1: and there'll be lights and and then you go to
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  Speaker 1: the show and then you have a great time. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're just we're just we're just giving. We're taking the
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  Speaker 1: piss out of our friend. Go see Josh right, and
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  Speaker 1: he's touring all around Europe right now, Um, Stockholm at
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  Speaker 1: some point. I know he's just posted that he's in
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  Speaker 1: Paris currently, but he's just look at go on to
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  Speaker 1: his Instagram. He's so good live and um, it's so
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  Speaker 1: fun and we like to take the piss out of
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  Speaker 1: his radio slash Instagram whisper voice. But he is a
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  Speaker 1: talented fellow. Um our is our guests here, We have
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  Speaker 1: a guest for you, guys. They are not here. They're
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  Speaker 1: not here, but I just texted them too, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that our guest uses that they them pronouns
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  Speaker 1: U DJ Dannel. I was more trying to be discreet,
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  Speaker 1: discreet and keep it, keep it a secret so that
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  Speaker 1: the don't know either or so is they them? Is
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  Speaker 1: they them? Here? Is they them? Needed text from your
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  Speaker 1: I texted, okay, anyway, we have a surprise guest from you.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a moment since we've had this guest. We
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  Speaker 1: also have another surprise, great, great guests for the end
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  Speaker 1: of the show. I'm so excited we have such a show.
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  Speaker 1: The episode. What did you think of the episode? Don
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  Speaker 1: I laughed very hard at this episode. I laughed good.
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  Speaker 1: Did you laugh a lot? Yes? I did. It was
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  Speaker 1: a funny one. Season six. Season six is redeeming itself
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  Speaker 1: a little bit this episode. For sure. I'm in Manhattan,
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  Speaker 1: can you tell? Yes? I can tell. I can tell
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  Speaker 1: by all the city lights and the tall buildings. And no,
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  Speaker 1: those aren't in my background. I know. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: not to tell everybody where exactly you were in Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: But he's in his loft everyone. I'm in New York City,
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  Speaker 1: which is so fun. I'm seeing The music Man tonight,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm very excited about because The music Man, interestingly enough,
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  Speaker 1: was my very very first edition. There's a character of
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  Speaker 1: Winthrop and music Man, and he sings the song Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: That's the town that knew me when something like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I for the Community for the Community Theater my very
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  Speaker 1: first edition at like eight years old. My dad brought
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  Speaker 1: me and I stood on a stage. I'd never heard
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  Speaker 1: the song before. I had played it on the record
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  Speaker 1: like a hundred times literally on a record player to
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  Speaker 1: try and learn the song. And I got up there
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  Speaker 1: and I was so nervous, and I sang the song
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't get the part. My father, to his credit,
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  Speaker 1: would always get the lead. He was like, he was
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  Speaker 1: so town. He was such a talented actor. He would
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  Speaker 1: always get the lead in the play. But when he
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  Speaker 1: found out that I that, they said, Zack's not going
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  Speaker 1: to get the part of Winthrop, the child lead, but
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  Speaker 1: he can be in the chorus as one of the
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  Speaker 1: many children because it's about children learning music. My dad said,
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  Speaker 1: I won't take the lead. I'll be in the chorus
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  Speaker 1: with my son. Wow. And so my dad and I
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  Speaker 1: bonded as we were in the chorus together of this show.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a very very special place in my
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  Speaker 1: heart for the show. It stars a Sutton Foster, who's
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  Speaker 1: one of the most talented people on the stage. And
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman, who Donald knows as Wolverine, not only as Wolverine,
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  Speaker 1: but the greatest showman. I don't know if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: seen yet Hugh Jackman. Cox hates you Jackman, and in
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  Speaker 1: real life, yeah, because he's jealous because but in real life, man,
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman is probably one of the most talented individuals
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  Speaker 1: on the plant it. I mean, he can do everything
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  Speaker 1: from action adventure to romantic comedies to freaking dancing on
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  Speaker 1: Broadway and singing on Broadway. And he's very beloved. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that he has many haters, like like, other
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  Speaker 1: than Cox, you don't hear people like ever say like nobody, No, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't feel like people are really um on the fence
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  Speaker 1: about Hugh Jackman. He's just very well liked. Yeah, except
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  Speaker 1: for like Deadpool. Like Deadpool doesn't like Hugh Jackman. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like the because of the But that's a character thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same thing as Cox in the same way.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine John c McGinley enjoys watching Hugh Jackman in
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  Speaker 1: his work. I saw if he ever comes on the
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  Speaker 1: show again. I saw a teaser for a movie that
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  Speaker 1: looked um so uninteresting to me, but I think you
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  Speaker 1: were going to be excited. I went to the movie
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  Speaker 1: theater last night and I saw a trailer for the
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  Speaker 1: new It looks amazing. That two looks amazing, Marble and Marvel.
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  Speaker 1: Donald is gonna love this. Marvel has two movies that
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  Speaker 1: I am really excited to see. Well, you know my
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  Speaker 1: buddy Sam Rainey, who I was directed by. He directed
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  Speaker 1: Strange and I must also directed all of the Toby
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  Speaker 1: Maguire Spider Man's Man, and it's great to have him
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  Speaker 1: back in the Marble universe. Sam had this I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what happy though. I guess Oz didn't really work
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  Speaker 1: and Hollywood is so rough. You can have you can
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  Speaker 1: have twenty hits and then you you have one giant
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  Speaker 1: movie that doesn't work and you go for a little
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  Speaker 1: time out or something. I'm just guessing because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, or maybe Sam just was exhausted by the
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  Speaker 1: system and wanted to take a break. But I'm so
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  Speaker 1: happy for him that he's back. The movie looks incredible.
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  Speaker 1: I mean again, it's not my cup of tea, but
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  Speaker 1: it looks incredible. Dude, you'd like you would like the
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Strange universe. You would like interest that story, no interest?
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  Speaker 1: I know you like you know, I like that that
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  Speaker 1: That actress is incredible, m Um, Elizabeth Olson, Elizabeth Elizabeth Olsen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it takes place right after wand Division. I know you're watching. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's the trailer Intoicaates is a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a wand Division tie in. M M. I'm really
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  Speaker 1: excited for that. You know what I'm really excited for though, Well,
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  Speaker 1: as long as they're salty, baby, as long as they're salty.
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  Speaker 1: Know that new Thor movie looked yeah and isntal this one.
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  Speaker 1: Natalie's the all Might or something where she was ripped.
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  Speaker 1: She well, she's always been ripped her whole career, except
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  Speaker 1: for when she was pregnantly, but other than that, she's
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  Speaker 1: always been been training to be a Marvel star. As
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  Speaker 1: my point, dude, she was ripped in Star Wars. She
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  Speaker 1: was ripped. I mean like she's always had like a
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  Speaker 1: physique of an action hero. Daniel, do you agree that
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  Speaker 1: Natalie's arms look slightly bigger than they've been in other films. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she's thor, she's supposed to have bigger the boy he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to make. I think she has all stopped Dick
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  Speaker 1: riding Daniel Daniel? Is they then not here yet? Uh? No?
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  Speaker 1: And do you want to or not responding? I will
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  Speaker 1: give I will give a phone call. Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: go offline? Okay? We can say whatever we want. He
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  Speaker 1: can go offline. I can say I love we want Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So there's that all right. Now, here's what I'm really
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  Speaker 1: excited for. And I don't know when it's I know
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  Speaker 1: when it's dropping, and I know a lot of stories
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  Speaker 1: about it because I have people on the inside. But
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  Speaker 1: that obi wan kenobi man. Yes, good, that does look amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It looks great, and it looks like money was spent well,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: but well that's always important. Yeah. Now your buddy, uh
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: you're are you a fan of Hayden Christiansen? Um? He's
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  Speaker 1: I mean rumored to be back on the show. I
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  Speaker 1: do like Hayden, and I don't think. What are the
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: rumors if Darth Maul is going to show up. I
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  Speaker 1: hope Darth Maul shows up. There's rumors that Ahsoka could
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  Speaker 1: show up. There's so many rumors. There's so many, so many,
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  Speaker 1: so many rumors, none of them. I have no I
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  Speaker 1: have zero wends a premiere. I just coming up right
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  Speaker 1: like the twenty eighth or some shit like, Oh, you
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: gotta wait a minute, you gotta wait a month. I'm sorry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm excited. I'm excited. I wish you were coming
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  Speaker 1: to the theater with me tonight. I wish I was
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  Speaker 1: coming with you today. You're always so fun. And then
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  Speaker 1: we go out after and have some dranks. Yeah. Well,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: you know what, last time I had an early call
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: and I after theater, you guys went, you, Preston and
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Flow went to some like freaking party somewhere with the
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: cast of the Mulan Rouge or I don't know where
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: you went, but you guys went somewhere because I had to.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: I had to get back to Jersey because I had
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: an early call all pre COVID, right before COVID. I
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: got to go back to Miami, UM tomorrow to work
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: more on my UM. Or you have Lawrence Vince Vaughan show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a scene finally with Vince on Thursday, UM,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm really excited about it because I think he's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember your introduction to Vince von dude? Not
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  Speaker 1: as a human being, like face to face, but like
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: do you remember your introduction? Yeah, do you remember do
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: you remember quoting that movie and quoting, well, Swingers was
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  Speaker 1: our life because it was it was not only the
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: funny it was it was such an insider Hollywood movie
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  Speaker 1: and it was and it was so about our lives.
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  Speaker 1: It was like young actors movie coming from New York,
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  Speaker 1: from New York coming to LA. Yeah, I moved out
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  Speaker 1: to LA and like trying to make it in LA
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  Speaker 1: and like the whole adjustment to being an LA person
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  Speaker 1: and trying to struggle to become an unknown actor. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it was it was such a I mean, people
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  Speaker 1: loved the movie who had nothing to do with Hollywood,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: but for us, it was so specifically our our lives,
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  Speaker 1: right and completely I mean other than like I didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to the Dresden. I didn't go. Yeah, I didn't go,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: but we went to other We went to other places
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: like that, you know, Yeah, but I didn't go to
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: that stuff. But like completely everybody taking their own car
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: to the club, you know what I mean, it was
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  Speaker 1: fun and then everyone would be everyone put the club
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  Speaker 1: on their car on, putting the casual club on their car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then having that one friend that's out of their
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  Speaker 1: mind crazy and would pull a gun on somebody like.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: It was like it hit all of the It hit
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  Speaker 1: all of the playing poker, yeah, playing poker, all of
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  Speaker 1: the stereotypes that happened when you first moved to Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 1: And even like those inside of jokes about like when
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  Speaker 1: the girl gives him his number, it's Heather Graham actually
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: and right, it's like, uh, and they go, who would
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  Speaker 1: you get? It's like they go, they go a one eight,
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: they go eight one eight. Uh, they go a one eight.
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  Speaker 1: He goes no, uh, two on three they go, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he go, you go a one eight two on three,
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  Speaker 1: he goes three one Oh. They go, oh, yeah, what's happening? Man.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't do that. He doesn't do it like that anymore. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he'd makes Star Wars movies. Man. I think him and
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  Speaker 1: Vince need to make a show. Or I really told him.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I saw Vince down there. Um, I got up super
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  Speaker 1: early to go to go to set, and he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: working that day, but he was super early. There's a
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  Speaker 1: where we're staying, there's a shared um like coffee spot,
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  Speaker 1: and I saw him and we sat down for a
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  Speaker 1: second and just chatted, and I was like, I just
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: gotta get this out of the way, Vince, the outtakes
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  Speaker 1: from the movie made are one of the funniest things
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And he just started laughing, and I said,
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: the movies are great, dude, but I think one of
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: the hardest of her laughs is watching Jon Favreau try
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  Speaker 1: not to laugh while you're riffing jokes on per Diem.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I always he goes. I always thought
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  Speaker 1: pretty much a funny thing when I became an actor, like,
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  Speaker 1: so he goes. I was just I was just I
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  Speaker 1: just turned it into that guy. But he goes. I
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  Speaker 1: just thought it was so weird. You get to a location,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: the hand you a stack of money and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: so this is this is for me, but you're paying me.
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  Speaker 1: You're paying me, but this this stack of money for me.
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  Speaker 1: This is my view, So this is mine right all right? Donald? Um,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I think Daniel has figured out our guests. But first
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: countersem Baby Girl six seven about show we made about
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: a bunch of docs and nurses stories. So yet around here, yea,
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  Speaker 1: around here, all right, Daniel bringing the guests, I'll bring
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  Speaker 1: in the guests. I'm excited about this. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it's gonna work. There's some confusion. There's often confusion,
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  Speaker 1: especially when Joel's not around. You know, you'll Joel, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's let's just keep it honest. Joel is the Queen
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  Speaker 1: of me yes and makes it and makes it run
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  Speaker 1: so special. There he is, Ladies and gentlemen, um direct
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  Speaker 1: from his car. Johnny c McGinley, thunderous applause, please, Daniel, Hi, Zackie,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: what up? Buddy? Hi? What's up? Brother? We you know.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I guess there was a bit of miscommunication, which happens
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: because Donald and I are both working and flying all around.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And I understand that you got misinformation, but we wanted
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: to have you on the show either way, even if
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you're just in a car. We just want to talk
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: to you because we miss you and we love you,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: and we want to talk about how ripped you looked
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  Speaker 1: at Easter. Oh my god, dude, what are you doing?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Are you on that new Genics? Like?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Bro? I was so happy to see
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  Speaker 1: you guys at Easter. I can't I was buzzing off
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  Speaker 1: that I can't even tell you, but Johnny, you looked
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  Speaker 1: like a professional weightlifter, and I want you to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with the audience. They won't tell anyone what steroids
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: are you using? What do you recommend? You're fucking ripped? Dude, dude,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: you're looking great, man, amazing. I was filled with so
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  Speaker 1: much love seeing you guys. Do you think I'm bullshitting
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. My cup was full of seeing my
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Zaki and my deep missile. Did you did you see
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  Speaker 1: how did you see how excited Um Donald was to
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  Speaker 1: be around his hero Harrison Ford? Yeah? Why, I mean
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  Speaker 1: it makes sense to me. Yeah, you know, you know
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  Speaker 1: it was missing, Judy was missing and Sarah was missing.
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  Speaker 1: That was truly, That was truly. You know, it would
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  Speaker 1: be nice to see Judy and her daughter and her husband,
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  Speaker 1: and Sarah and her kids. It would be great to see.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know that Sarah comes down here that much anymore,
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  Speaker 1: to the to to United States because she shoots her
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  Speaker 1: show in Van Groovy and she lives in Van Groovy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Is it on Netflix? Yeah? You want on shit. It's
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: not about anyone shooting lasers out of their ass. I've
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: watched Firefly Lane. What are you talking about? Oh? What
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Casey makes you watch Firefly Lane? Yes, you're a liar,
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  Speaker 1: You're a fucking liar. There's no way you're watching firefly Lane, Johnny.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: How are you? What's going on in your life? We
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: were talking, we were talking about how Daniel's helping you
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: build a secret golf cabin golf thing. Yeah, Daniel came
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  Speaker 1: out to my home and I've spent the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks building a foundation for a six byte at
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  Speaker 1: ten by sixteen shack that I'm putting up that has
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  Speaker 1: enough clearance in it with no rafters or anything like
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  Speaker 1: that for me to take a full swing with a
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  Speaker 1: driver and have enough clearance overhead for this to be
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  Speaker 1: a full on golf shack. And I've been thinking about
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: it for a long time and then I pulled the
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: trigger on it, and so I'm shoulder deep in this.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: The build is on the seventeenth and the eighteenth of May.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just out of my kits excited. Wait, hold on,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: the build is on the seventeenth. But you prepped before
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the build. Man. It's not like they're coming in and
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have nothing to I mean they're gonna have
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to do all of it. You literally have dug a
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: fucking what is it? Is it gonna have a sink
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: in it or something like that, like you've dug all
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: the way from why does the golf need to sink? No,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: he's done. It's it's like he's dug a trench. First
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: he had to dig a trench, then he dug a hole.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Then he freaking has filled the hole. We're doing all
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: this yourself, Johnny, Yes, man, Yeah, I get off on it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: It's like it's my thing. That's cool. I wish I
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: had to do that. I can't do the finish craft,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: but I can do the Irish donkey stuff, like I
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: can dig a trench. I can build a foundation. I
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: just can't do the craftsman finish work. Well, I'm very
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: excited for you. Will Donald be invited because Donald really
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: likes golf and his dream running back. I gotta get
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: my swing back his dream, Johnny, we have a sea
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: bag of vance. You've done lost your swing? I lost
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: my swing. Well. Donald vacillates between obsession with tennis and
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: obsession with golf, and he's currently back on tennis. Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: but golf not so much. But but um, I think
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: once Johnny has his his his golf shack, I'll beat
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: it every day. Yeah. When I told Donald, he just
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: made it very clear he is he wants nothing to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: do with building it. He made that fun clear. Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: well that was that was the I get the trick.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: The trick is, I'm building a golf shack. Oh shit,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I'd love to come check out what you've built. You
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: come down and then all of a sudden, you're fucking
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: knee deep in soil and fucking wood and chap shit
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: doing that? Okay, how do you make out in Miami? Um?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm in New York right now. I've been shooting
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: down in Miami. I shot with Rob Delaney, who's um
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: really talented and funny COMMUNI an actor, and I did
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: a scene with and I'm working with Meredith Hagner, who's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: just an incredible funny comedian. And I start with Vince
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. Wow. And so how do you how do
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you as an unbelievably accomplished actor and film director, how
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: do you approach these things? Do you have does it
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: not matter whether it's a TV show or a film
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: or a play. Do you have an approach like I,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I approached the text the same way no matter what.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: As a director, do you have an approach that's that's
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: metered and works for you. Well, it's a great question, Johnny.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I I try and let every director know right away
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: because I do both that. Don't worry. I'm not going
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: to try and suggest shots because I wonder. I think
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it would be in the back of my mind if
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I was working with an actor director that they would
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I hope they're not going to come
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: on my set and be like, why did you put
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the camera there? So I I just I'm very hit
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: all the time. I don't um so, you know, I
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: just kind of get the vibe. It's always weird when
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're coming onto a set that's uh that's been going
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and everyone knows each other. Um but um. But I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: just try and just stick to my I get try
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: and get to know the actors. The good news is
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that I went out to dinner with both Meredith and
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Rob who I had my first scene with, and we
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: had a good laugh and and you know, it's great
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: just getting them. Vince, who I work with tomorrow, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: was really excuse me Thursday, I was really nervous because
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm such a fan and I was just telling these
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: guys before you got on and ran into him at
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: a coffee and we just sat down and had a
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: great chat and he was super cool, and um, so
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. You know, that's where I get nervous. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: get nervous about just walking onto a set cold and
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: not knowing the actors like so many we should reference
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: on on scrubs wonderful what they call day players. That
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: means you're you're coming on for a day or two
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to do some relatively small parts. These people have to
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: come in it's a well oiled machine and just just
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: keep up. And we were so lucky to have so
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: many people do that. In this particular episode, of course,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: we have Michael Weston. Did Michael Weston get this gig
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: through you, Zachie, because I know you guys were. Yes.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I imagine Michael Weston would have gotten this
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: gig on his own because he's a wonderful actor. But
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I am sure that because we started out as roommates
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: when we got to LA. But you guys did a
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: movie first together, didn't you before you were roommates. That's true.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: We met on a movie. My very first lead role
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: in a movie called Getting to Know You with Heather Mutterazzo,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: and it was a million dollars Indie. We did down
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: in South in Asbury Park, and and that was a
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: great experience, one of the best experiences of my life,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: because it was like my first part on a movie
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: on location, and it was I was I was so excited,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and Michael and I really bonded. And then we went
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to fundanced with that movie and I think it got sold.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: And then we decided to become roommates in LA and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: so we were we lived together. And then and then
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: when I got Garden State up and running, I asked
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: him to do a funny cameos as a cop who
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: pulled me over? Who pulls me over? And and so
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: he did a funny cameo in that. And then when
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Scrubs is happening, I said, oh, you gotta we gotta
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: find something for you to do on this. I'm sure,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I was the I was the catalyst, although
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: of course he could have gotten it himself because he's
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: so darned good, right. I didn't know that history. I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: knew there was a history, but I didn't know it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: You guys have done like four or five movies together,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you and Mike, Yeah, and Michael, if you remember Wish
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I was here my film, Those of you've seen it.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: He was the the obnoxious guy who was harassing Kate
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Hudson's character at work. You're going to see a play
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: with someone that you did a movie with, Mikey Weston
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: with a play you said, setting Fosters into play such
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a farster. Do now, you guys did a play together.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't do the movie together. Who did you do
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: the movie with? The real World actress? I mean she was, Oh,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: just Sinda Barrett, who's incredible. It's an insult to call
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: her a real world actress, although she was. True, Yes,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: it is true. She was a She was on an
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: series season of Real World, and I remember having the
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: biggest crush on her because she was so pretty. And
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: then she's one of the rare I don't know if
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: anybody else from the real world has. There are a
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: couple of people that have that have really that have
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: branched off into the anyway, she became a really great actress.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: She was my girlfriend in Last Kiss and she's or
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: something like that, right, I don't know if we weren't
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: we were pregnant fiance, yeah, fiance yeah, um, and um.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Mikey Weston plays one of my best friends in that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: she's married to Gabriel Mocked, who's a really good actor.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of trivia. All right, let's get
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: in the episode. Johnny will remind you m Sasha I had.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: My character is just this is called my therapeutic months, everybody,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: so just remind you the convention of this is it
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: all takes place over a month. The storyline with you,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Johnny is that Donald has broken his hand because he
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and I were getting into some mischief with the ceiling fan.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Donald was trying to show off how he could put
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: his hand in and out of the ceiling fan without
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: getting it touched, and then I said faster or something. Yea.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: All I remember is this. I remember actually shooting this.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I remember the Obie Brown talk. I remember the I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: remember I remember the ceiling fan, and I remember being like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: is that I remember that day being like, is that
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: thing gonna hold me? Who directed this episode? I want
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to feel like Ken Ken Winningham. No, Winningham directed it,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that's right, because sorry to yell, sorry to yell. I'm
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: working on it. I'm working on it. I'm working on
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: it anyway. And I remember spinning around on that thing
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and being like, all right, I could speed it up.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: A little bit, all right, you could go a little
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: faster and at one point my legs literally are in
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the area. It's so funny. It's so funny, and and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I go he was like a beautiful brown blur. Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So there are a lot of things that happen in
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the cold open that are like pretty iconic for scrubs. Yes,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: there's the deck, Yes, Sasha, Yes, Lloyd. Yes, we learned
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: that Lloyd was on crack. Well, Lloyd, we learned how
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to crack problem. And we also learned that Lloyd loves
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: speed metal, right, which comes back in a very funny
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: which comes back in a very funny way later on
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: in the show where he's driving You guys are on
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: your way to work. This hit had me rolling. First
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: of all, we learned that he loves speed metal. Then
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: we learned that JD can't can't hear himself think when
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: speed metals on, so he turned it down. Went in
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the car with Lloyd literally doing it. I'm literally doing
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: one of the voiceovers, and in the voiceover you hear
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the speed metal. He's yelling over it, and I'm yelling
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: over so I reach over to turn down Lloyd's speed
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: metal so that I can hear myself think in the voiceover,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and then he does the voice over and then turns
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: them speed metal back up and then Lloyd then Lloyd
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: did Lloyd? This also had me laughing. Lloyd tells j
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: D take the wheel. J D takes the wheel so
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Lloyd could drum solo. Yeah. Then he pushes j D's
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: hand away so he can take the wheel again. Yea
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and rock out to his to his speed metal. You're
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: very funny, Johnny, Johnny, how funny was Mike Schwartz money?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: He was, and he played a couple of different characters.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Didn't he just Lloyd? Just Lloyd? But when he's a
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: delivery guy? Is he somebody else? That's all Lloyd. We're
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: learned that Colonel Doctor is Lloyd's Is Lloyd's dead? Yeah,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you might not have known this, but in the last
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: episode there's a brief moment that reveals the um While
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: while JD is duct taped to the ceiling he in
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the cafeteria, he discovers that Lloyd's father is Colonel Doctor.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Those riders were on fire. This one has some really
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: trip it all tracks though. Gloria and and uh the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: jan I mean sorry, Gloria and fucking uh. You're going
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: totally out of order, first of all. But I'm just talking.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm talking. Gloria and Leonard, thank you. Gloria and Leonard
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the hooked handed security guard are having a baby played
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: by Randall. Now, Glorias seems to me a little bit
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: beyond like in her sixties, dude, she's like in her
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: sixties or seventies. I don't I don't know you can
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: get pregnant that like, I mean, there must. I'm sure
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: there's examples. I'm sure anything is possible with what we've
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know how old you Gloria is legit, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't know, but young enough to be pregnant, all right?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And she would would you say it? When you would
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you say? Would you say it's safe? Is it fair
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to say that Gloria is a senior citizen? Close to it?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: If not? Yes, maybe Leonard had the magic seed. Leonard
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: clearly had magic seed because it worked on her. So
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: she's pregnant with Leonard's baby, and she's gonna have it
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: so hard. And she says, yeah, she says, I'm gonna
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: have your baby so hard. Now we also learned that,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: um Laverne, this this is so trippy. Why is Laverne flying? Yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: that was weird that you have you were having double
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: j D's having double fantasies in this episode where it's
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: so do you remember that movie American Werewolf in London
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: where he where he dreams he has a double dream
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: where he wakes up in one dream and he thinks
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it's a nightmare and then the nightmare is still going
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and it's a double dream. J D's having doubled fantasies
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: in this episode. Well, all I know is we do
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: one of those beauty shots Johnny where you see, oh,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the beautiful girl and she's Michael Weston's characters private dancers,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: physical therapist, writer or his therapist, and she appears to
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: have wings behind her. You know, it's like, oh, like
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: she's an angel. Right. Then the moment's over and when
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she walks out of frame, Laverne is standing there with
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a stripper. But wait, wait wait wait wait no, no,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: don't she was a burlesque dancer. I believe Laverne. We
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: reveal that the that the wings, the wings were from
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a burlesque dancer, that she left them behind and she
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: had syphilis. Yes, okay, now you think you're out of
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the fantasy, right, but then Laverne starts flapping the wings
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and flies away, yes, which is later all back, sorry
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to skip ahead when Jad looks out the window and
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: see and sees that Laverne is still flying, but now outside,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and he j D says to Laverne, kelso just had
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: his car washed. And she goes and she goes, I'm
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: on my way, meaning that she's gonna shits car now.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Just because she's holding these wings doesn't mean it's gonna
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: be bird shit though. That's the thing. Oh my god,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: this is the best episode I've ever heard in my life.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe this was a funny episode. This was
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a very funny episode. A lot of crazy things happened.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: What this is season six? Um, and uh, you know
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it's been a little hit or miss, because Donald and
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I have so far decided that season five, in this,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: in this exercise that we're doing, is the funniest. Um.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I'm we should probably talk about Elliott Keith And okay,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: so Elliott, what Daniel, We're gonna take a Brad, We're
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: gonna take a break. Daniel's Daniels here. We don't have
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Joelle to be yet. Joel knows how to usually finesse situations.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Joel will put something in the chat. We got Daniel
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: over there looking like he's having a seizure. The guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break, and when we come back,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how Elliott and Keith appear to
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: have sex in a way that's very odd. They mutually
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: masturbate in separate boxes. We'll be right back, and we're
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: we're back. I never knew this, but Elliott has invited
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Keith to move in with her. Yes, and so there's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: moving boxes all over the place. Yes. And Johnny, I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: don't know if you remember this, but she gets in
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: one box and it's it's not spoken, but we assume
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: is masturbating. And he gets in another box, and we
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: assume the same. And that's that's how they have what's
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: called box sex. Huh And and and she asks him
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: after they both climax, were you thinking about me? And
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: he goes, I always think about you in the box.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Elliott is the most twisted. Oh my god, she's my
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: cup of tea other than the Republican ship, She's my
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: cup of tea. Right, you'd like that, but I don't
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: think you'd like box sex. You in Casey wouldn't have
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: box sex. No, I don't like. Well, you know what,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: she's still so fucking kinky though, Man's yeah, she's kinky. Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: The things that they do is like, wow, man, that's
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: kind of that sounds fun. But she's furious. Talk about
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: can we talk about how good to go Sarah Chalk
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: was and how agile she is to pivot on the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: dime in anything Billy put on her plate? Yeah? Yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: she's just phenomenally underrated in my brain. Same with Judy
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of course. Imagine getting the script and Sarah's like reading
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: it and she's like, all right, in this scene, you're, um,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have what's called box sex in the writer's
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: room and you and your partner are going to be
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: in separate boxes masturbating. Like, how how right I would be? What? Now?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's Sarah's skill. Sarah's skills
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: are so incredible that that's no big deal. That's a shrug.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: She can she can pivot right into that, and that's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: really hard. Really. Now she's livid. She's livid that Keith
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't use coasters. She's livid that Keith won't use coasters,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: but also not only do they have box sex and
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: all of this stuff, they don't sleep in the same
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: bedroom because she doesn't want to feel like, you know there.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't do that before marriage, is what she says,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and then Laverne says something like, you guys can live
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in two different states, in two different If you're doing
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: a nasty you're gonna burn this coasters thing. How do
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you we have only men on the show today, Daniel,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on coasters? I mean, I don't think that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of things have to go
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: wrong for a cup to really leave a stain on
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a piece of wood. You'd be surprised, dude. All it
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: needs is a little condensation and that's a wrap. There's
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: there's definitely a there's like a moment where my opinion
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: on it changed post Larry David in that episode of
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Respecting Wood when Julia Louis Dreyfus leaves a cup on
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a counter, and before I wouldn't think about it at all,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: But now that I own my own furniture, I'm like, yeah, man,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: you better put a coaster down under that cup. It's yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: if it's cold enough, it's about to sweat onto my table.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get no rings on that day, Dude,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: what if you set no? But dude, you spend a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: lot of money on wood too, man Like, Let's think
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: about it. Let's let's just talk about since COVID and
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: how much wood is costing. Now you know what I mean,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like wood, especially once you start getting into different levels
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: of wood. Let's talk about your loft and all the
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: beautiful wood that you have in your loft. You know
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: what I mean? That shit is expensive and if somebody
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: fucking disrespect I agree with that one hundred percent. To
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: if I spent hundreds of dollars on a table, on
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a coffee table, and you come over and disrespect what
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I have in my house by putting your cup on
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: that shit, we got a little bit of beef, dude,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: like one hundred man Like, but feel that you're gonna
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: go and get a coaster? I feel like, is Casey
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: gonna go get a coaster? No? Man? If if anything,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be like, I'm gonna pick it up and
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I'm I'll go. I might not get a coaster, but
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, we got coasters on a table. Matter
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: of fact. A matter of fact, Casey. When I first
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: started dating Casey, right and we moved in together, she
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: was like she had a table and it was a
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: very beautiful table and had glass on the top of it,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: but underneath it was like very nice carved wood. It
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: was a coffee table. And to make sure that I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: use coasters, she brought me Star Wars coasters wow, and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: was like, here, you can use this so that when
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you need a coaster, you're on glass. Do you No, No, dude,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: you don't put that's Johnny. You seem like you seem
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: like you're a coast serious kind of guy. I am.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: But I would like to offer a solution. I just
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: put books everywhere on expensive woods and you can put
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: your you can put your thing down on a book
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: all you want. It's no problem. Yeah, believe it or not.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: A book is expensive wood too. Hello. Oh my gosh,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: all right, why did mister environment get here? I know, Well,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: there's a moment where where um Turk is in bed
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and Carla wakes up and he's making noises and the
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: implication is that he's masturbating. Um, what's wrong with masturbating
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: with your lady next to you. There's something. No, I
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: don't but what's wrong with that? Like, I don't understand
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: what the issue is with that. I don't I think
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: people I don't know. I I it's to each their own,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: but I think I feel like I'm guessing the woman
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: might be like, are you fucking kidding me? Right now? Well, look,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, here's the thing, this is what this
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: is the way way. You didn't let me finish with
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: reminding people what happened. You think he's beating off and
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: then we pull back to reveal that he's under the
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: covers eating chicken wings, but he's making noises like I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: just feel like, oh, okay, if your wife, I mean,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is this is totally I'm
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: sure you get a zillion answers. If we were able
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to pull our audience one day, one day in the future,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: will be able to pull her right, Well, we're not
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: doing that. When we do the live show, we can
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: pull her anyway. Long story short, I don't know how women,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: uh or men or I guess it's either sex or
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: either sex giving it up and the other person says
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I want it and you're like, nah, I'm going to bed.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You can't be upset if that person masturbates next to you,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: is my point. See, that's a I bet that's a
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: big debate amongst couples. Also, what happens if they did
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: give it up? Um? And and but you're still horny
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like you are, like Donald, someone who can go like
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: nine times that day. Um, is she gonna be offended? Yeah? Yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: it's true, John Johnny, Yeah, it's true. Your prowess is
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: a hall of fame. It's not gone down at all.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It's not gone down at all since he since he
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: just since he turned since since puberty. Listen, I am
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: starting to think maybe it's a it's more of a
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: issue than it is a fun little fact about Donald.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Like you're debating whether or not it's an asset or
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: a liability. Yes, well we know it's a bit of
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a liability because it's a source of arguments with his wife.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Who who's had who Sometimes is like, you've got to
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: be fucking kidding me. We've had sex, leave me alone. Yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Like I remember the other day my wife, my wife
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and I we had sex, and like about twenty minutes later,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, don't you feel like you want to
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: just do it again, And she was like, no, I don't, Casey,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: come down here. I'm just kidding, all right, let's keep going.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Um you sing, my name is Luca the second door.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I live upstairs from you. I think I have seen
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you before. Yeah. If you hear something late and nine,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: some kind of troublesome kind of fine, just don't ask
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: me what it was. Just don't ask me what it was.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I used to love that song. My name is Luca.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: It's a very sad song. Actually it's about child abuse,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: but it is pretty Who sang? Who invented that song? Daniel?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Who sang that's a good look up? Come on, Joel
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: would have been on this, Daniel. Oh what is a
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: song called Luca? My name is Luca by whom we're
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: trying to find out by Okay, that's right, come on down.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I'm usually doing the other part. Suzanne Vega, Oh, yes, yes,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: that bad um anyway, So, Johnny, your storyline in this
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: if UM is that Donald broke his hand with the
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: fan accident, and Kelso says, well, if you're not gonna
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: be since you can't do surgery because he had a
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: cast in your arm I'm gonna put you down with
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: a Cox, and I'm gonna make you a resident and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: maybe you can. You're not just gonna be a scalpel jockey.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna actually have to learn some of the medicine
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: like dot, like the doctors do when they're on rounds
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: with Cox. And he comes down there and he puts
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: on a pair of glasses because he's gonna He thinks
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that it's that doctor. The medical doctors are nerdy, and
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: so he tries to fuck with everyone by wearing a
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: pair of Clark Kent looking glasses. And you instantly started
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: quizzing him as you do the residence on on on
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: medical questions, and he knows nothing. The reason he starts,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the reason he begins to sing my Name is Luca,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: is that you ask for um. I forget what it is,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: but you say, what are some common common ways to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: treat Lucas? And then he finds his way into singing
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: my name is Luca. Do you remember the movie Luca No?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I remember the movie Lucas No No? I loved Lucas.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Good movie. Johnny who was in Lucas No Luca was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Charlie she Yeah, Charlie Sheen is Charlie Sheen was in Lucas. Yeah,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: and and that right, but they call him Luca short
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: for Luca Plakia in the in the in that movie,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Corey Hay, if I'm correct, right, Charlie Sheen, I'm pulling
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: it up right now because Daniel's not going to do
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it right. Um, it was really good, yeah, Corey Hayne
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: plays Lucas and Carry Green. I had such a on
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: her goodies baby, I mean carry This is eighty six.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: This is when I, you know, I had reached the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: age where it was like, oh, these are new feelings. Yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and Carry Greens in it. Yeah. Vernona Ryder plays his
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: best friend. It's a good movie. Corey Ham, Corey Haim
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: who directed it, Zakie okay, checking Johnny, David Seltzer, David Seltzer.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: David Seltzer got it. He wrote it as well. Wow, okay,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: So you guys should check that movie out if you
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: haven't seen it. It's an eighty six classic. All right,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Moving on here. Another funny bit that happens during the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: show is because Donald has become a medical intern under
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the tutelage of doctor Cox, he starts taking over the
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: vide turn of the head and the and the theme
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: starts and he goes and that's when I realized that
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: maybe doctor and I come over and like, what are
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you doing? That's my thing? Yeah, yeah, but you hear
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that because then Jad says to him. Jad says, yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you don't like you. You think it's nothing now that
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you don't know the answer, But pretty soon you're gonna
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: want his like attention or you're gonna crave approval approval. Right,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonna crave his approval and you'll be and and
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: then right away Turk goes into looking off and it
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: goes you know, JD was JB. I don't know what
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: JD was talking about. But at the end of the
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: day and you and you immediately jump back in and Johnny,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you're Cox is fucking with him the whole time, trying
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to prove that he doesn't know anything. Now, there's a
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: very one of the most bizarre subplots, the Janitor's subplot.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I guess you would call the C story, yeah, or
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you'd call it the D story.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: But for no reason, it's really really weird. But um,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the janitor decides to grow um chops yes, and and
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: it looks really bad. It looks like I say, it
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: looks like tiny hamsters died all over your face. And
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: he says, you say that now, but wait for a
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: week from now and look amazing, and no, two weeks
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: from now. Then it cuts to two weeks. Yeah, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: not only the Bizarrely, this is never addressed at first,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: but Snoop Dogg Resident is there, and he also hasn't
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: has now has mutton chops chops? Yes, yes, well he's conveyed.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: He well, he tells you that it's gonna catch on
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and everybody's gonna go that's okay, so that's why. Okay,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: so the janitors starts a trend saying, oh, you're making
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: fun of you. Watch this is gonna catch on and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: everyone's gonna grow mutton chops. Well, Snoop Dogg Resident is
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the first, is the first to catch on, and he's
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: rocking some serious um. He got some mutton chops. Mutton chops, okay,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and it turns out that but then it turns out
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: that the janitors was faking the mutton chops and they
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: weren't real, and he takes them off and that jumping ahead.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: But okay, fine, yeah, but that's what we're supposed to
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: do with Joela here, everything's fallen apart, but um, I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: miss you Joel. Listen. What happens is Keith Elliott pretty
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: much says to Keith, look, this is my house. You
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: just have your room, and Keith to get back at
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Elliott um decides to yes, just to throw a party
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: um that Elliot's not invited to in his room. And
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: and at the party, the janitor is sort of holding
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: court with all of the mutton chop pop. Everyone at
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the party has munton chops. Yes, it makes no sense
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: at all. It's a mutton chop party. And that's when
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: he reveals that his chops were fake. And then but
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: the janitor then pulls off his mutton chops to reveal
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: that his were fake, and just to make to prove
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to everyone that that they're just followers and he could
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: make them do anything. But but I understand the point
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: of any of that. Yeah, this is my this is
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: my favorite episode I've ever heard in my life. You know,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm really liking. There's a new podcast,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: guys audience. It's called uh, it's called It's called Donald
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and Zach explain an episode of scrubs to Johnny Seem again, clime,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Well, this one's a hard one to follow
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it recently, because I mean, you
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: got you got Nurse Roberts pooing from the sky on
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: his car with with burlesque with burlesque wings that might
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: have that might have syphilis on them, that might have
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: that might have contracted Nurse Roberts might have contracted syphilis
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: from the wings from flying, from flying to go pooh
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: on Kelso's car. So I was gonna say this. Kelso
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: goes on vacation with his son. Yes, Kelsel comes back
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: from the Bahamas on a trip from his son, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: he has had his hair braided. Um but um, he complains,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: he uses a term we don't use anymore. But it
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: turns out that some of Harrison's transgender friends thought it
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: would be funny to braid his hair. And he's also
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: in cornrows. And is that a wig? Or did they
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: really corn row Kelso's hair? I don't know, it's got
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to be a wig. I don't know if they I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't think if, I don't think. King came in it
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, all right, just corn roll it out. Iverson.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I want the iverson. That takes a lot of time. Yeah. Um, anyway,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: it must have been a wig, but it was a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: funny wig. Whoever did it? And he's also sunburned because
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: he did oh sorry the the it was done to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: him while he was asleep in the sun. Yes, so
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: he's sunburned and he has corn roths. Now, this was
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: something that I learned at the end of the the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: episode that kind of I didn't think about this before,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: but this makes it so much and I now I
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: get why JD's having such a hard time asking people
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: out and jumping back into the relationship world. It's not
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: necessarily because him and Kim didn't work, and he's kind
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: of feels vulnerable and everything like that. But what if
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: it does get to the level where JD has sex again,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: he could actually pass out from having sex. And that's
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: what he's afraid of. He says it in his speech.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Not only can he pass out from pooing, but there's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: a strong possibility that he could pass out from having sex.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: His attempt at hitting on that that that woman is
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: so funny. I wanted to write it down, but it
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: was too long. But he's like, goes into this long
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: tirade about how he's trying to ask this beautiful woman out,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and he goes, look, I live in a tent. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: occasionally pass out from pooping. I recently got my ex
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: girlfriend pregnant and we never even had sex. Um I listened,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: he lists how shitty his life is. But then he's like,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: would you be willing to go on? She's like no,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: and he goes, just no, and she's like no, no,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: no explanation, just no. And she's like yeah, no, no, yeah,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: just no. UM, but you're gonna love it, and then
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: the song. The show ends with a great song by
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Travis called Turn, which I've always loved and UM and
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the highlight. The actual the win of the episode is
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: um that private Dancer is able to has been UM
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: struggling to sign his name, and his counselor and the
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: woman I unsuccessfully hit hit on UM is successful in
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: getting him to UH to write his name again after
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: his brain trauma. And that's kind of the big win
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: that happens in the episode. I Johnny in the previous
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: episode got a scooter scootering a while under the influence
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: because I was pushing my scooter and I was intoxicated.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: And so my scooter has had a breathalyzer attached to it.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm finally allowed to drive it again, but I have
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: to blow into the breathalyzer. Like I think they had
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: this actually for cars, right, this happened they definitely Okay,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: so it's a thing that happens if you get a
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: duy that they put on cars. I don't think they
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: actually put it on scooters, but anyway, I could be wrong.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: But anyway, he's about to finally drive off on his
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: scooter again for the first time, and he explains this
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: to the janitor, and the janitor is about to start
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: his shift, and the janitor grabs the tube and blows
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: into it, and then the and the engine won't start,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and the and the janitor is like, I gotta come.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: My ship's about to start. A janitor goes through a drunk.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: That's what we learned. Well, we know the janitor is
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a drinker, but we didn't know he was always drunk.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: All right, That's the episode is very funny. Um, Johnny,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: do you want to stay for the caller? We have? Um,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: we have a caller that it's I think right up
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: your ally. You're going to really enjoy them, all right,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back with the caller. You're not gonna
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: want to miss We'll be right back. And we're bad
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: and we're bad. So Johnny, just give you a little background.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: This couple. They use as soon at him, Johnny, because
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: this is the third time on the show. Uh, and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: no longer has anything to do with scrubs. We're just
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: so interested in them. They have an arrangement where she
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: is every so often allowed to bang his best friend
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: whatever she wants to. Well, I think, I think if
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I we'll check with her, but I think it's um.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: She goes over to his house and they and the
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: husband is okay with it, and and they bang and
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: um and and he has yet. We said, are you
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: allowed the same luxury? And he said said yes, He
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: said yes, But I haven't found um, you know, the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: woman or one of her friends that I really would
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: like to to to do it with. We're hoping right
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: now that he has found someone. So we always hope.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: We always check in with them every so often to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: see if he's had his chance to have his yin yang.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the right way, you know,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: what do you know? And how this has impacted me.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: How you rock hard? Right now? Yeah, Johnny can't wait.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I pulled over. Someone texted me. Joel texted me. By
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the way, we got the couple again. Do you think
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Johnny C will be okay talking to them? I said,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? This will make Johnny's's day. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: pulled the truck over on the side of the road.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: All right, good, all right, carefully, all right, here we go.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Bring him in, Daniel, you know, maybe talking about the episode.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: So come on, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: give it up for a shine. Chell, everybody, Michelle, welcome
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: back to the program. I want to introduce you to
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: the legendary Johnny C McGinley, who plays doctor Cox on
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: the show. Hello, I'm Michelle. I pulled over to be
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: able to meet you and experience you. I am flattered.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: We told Johnny about your your your your situation and
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: how it's unique and Donald and I find it fascinating.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: And uh, and he was so struck by by the
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: scenario that he pulled over his car because he wanted
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: to be He wanted to be able to safely focus
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: on the story. But uh, and Michelle, I hope you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: never and Michelle is your pseudonym by the way, just
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: for the audience to know, we we hope you never
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: think for any possible way we are laughing at you
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: or anything. We're just so fascinated by this, this unique anecdote,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and we we are big um what's the word preachers
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: of Whatever anyone's sexual identity is or whatever their situation
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: is and it works for them, is magnificent as long
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: as it's consensual and uh, and no one's being harmed.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: So I didn't want you to think that we always
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: have you back on. We're just so curious because as men,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: we don't even have Joel today. As men, we've I
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: think it's safe to say I can't speak for Johnny yet,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: but Donald, Daniel and I would have such a problem
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: with this arrangement. So we're just so fascinated. We're here
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: to check in. How's it going? Is your husband still
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: okay with this all? Has are you guys still married?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Has he stepped away from the situation? Has he has
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: he had his chance to be with another woman? Well,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: we want want to follow up or another man or person.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I am afraid I'm going to be a very boring podcast.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Guest because nothing has changed. Um, we're still married. He's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: actually picking up our kids from school right now. That's
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: usually my job, but he took over today so I
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: could talk with you guys. Um, he has not done anything.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know that he ever will. I don't know
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: that that is something that does that frustrate you. Does
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: that frustrate you? Okay? Cool? No, he so he has
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: his own things that I'm not going to go into.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: That's his thing if he ever wants to join and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: talk to you guys. But you know, this is something
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: that I wanted. It doesn't have to be something that
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he wants, but he's something that Oh, I say. So
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: what you're saying and something I think that's new to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: us is you're saying without without saying anything private about
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: him that you guys might have an arrangement that says, Hey,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: you you like to do X, Y and Z in
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: exchange for that, I'm going to be with your friend
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: every so often. It's not even an exchange thing. Um,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: it's he His thing started long before minded and he
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: him coming to me with his and being open about
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it gave me the space of the room to come
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: to him and say, hey, I'm having these feelings. I'm
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: kind of interested in doing this. I don't think I
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: ever could have done that if he hadn't started and
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: been open with me about things. So he introduced you
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: to the life, then that's what you're thin You know,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: we don't know, we don't know what his thing is,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and we're respecting his privacy. But I'm saying I think
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: what's so interesting to us is that it well to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: me personally, I'm not speaking for these other gentlemen, is
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: that it's just so fascinating. That's it's a very good
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: friend of yours and Johnny the friend comes over and
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: hangs out with the kids and uh, they all they
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: all watched TV together. Um, it's just I just feel
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: so I don't know, unbelievable. Okay, So here's the question.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Has it Trent? Has it turned into anything else between
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you and the friend like before it was you and
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: your husband is very secure with your relationship. Is it
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: still the same type of Is it still the same
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: type of thing? No feelings Like Look, if I'm not
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: if I have sex with someone enough, I might eventually
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: be like a man. I have emotional feelings to emotional attachment. Also, yeah,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: are you worried about catching a moment? Are you worried?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Are you worried about catching feelings with with the friend?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: So I when you love as a spectrum, like I
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: love my husband's all the way over here. I do
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: love this friend, but it's not a love that I'm
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: going to run away from my husband and my family
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and go and live with him. I love him, I
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: care for him in a way. It's different than my husband,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: but there's there are feelings there and that's okay. Yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: yeah it is. And um, do you do you ever? Um?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Is it a set schedule? Or do you or do
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you are you allowed? Tom? What if you're like, is
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: it like, hey, every so every other Thursday, I'm making
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: this up? I go or or or are you allowed
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: to go? Whenever you want? Um, it's been a schedule,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: So every other it's Wednesday. But every other Wednesday, I'll,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you know, we just plan, you know, I mean, I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: have dinner done and I go over there a little
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: bit later. After dinner. My husband you know, puts the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: kids to bed, does whatever he wants, and it's just
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: kind of part of our routine and sometimes it has
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: to change because of scheduling things and I am more
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: than happy to change if, like my husband has plans
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: or wants to do something, but we just kind of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: usually keep it on the same same day every couple
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: of weeks. And do you stay over there or do
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you come back home? Come back home? Yeah, I come
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: back to home. I mean I stay relatively late. We
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: usually watch a couple of movies and just like talk
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: for a while. So yeah, but I'm always in bed
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: at my home. Are you open to vacation? Yeah? What
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: if what if the friend is like, hey, a oh,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I have another question. How the friend obviously is sexually
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: attracted to you. It goes without saying, um, what if
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: he starts he must have feelings for you? What about
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: his dating life? Does he do you do? Do you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: ever think that this relationship with you might be keeping
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: him from branching out and and finding someone else because
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: he he only gets you, you know, two Wednesdays a month.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: M Yeah, And that is something that I ask him frequently. Um,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he is, He's tried the dating apps. I've asked him,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: like he just does not care for that type of interaction. Um. Yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I mean I've told him many times. If this is
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: holding you back in any way then, you know, just
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: say the word and we'll cut back in whatever way.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You know. Um, he's still going to be our friends,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: so there will be no hard feelings. I probably am
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: annoying about asking him, Yeah, but yeah, give him questions
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: for Michelle. Well, I the only thing I can own
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: is a fatal flow of mine. I have horrible jealousy issues. Yeah,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: and so that's why this is or I did I got.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of managed all that, but I mean, I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: had the horrible, horrible jealousy issues, which is all inadequacy
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: and insecurity, and I've worked through it. But I this
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: is so emilian to me, just because I feel so um,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I've dealt with so much jealousy, which is all self
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: generated and I know the whole catalog. But now, well, Johnny,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you're talking about you, I think, I mean it's safe
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: to say you're talking about um feeling jealous in an
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: in a in a in a situation that isn't This
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: is like double black diamond um marriage dating. I mean, yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you're talking about that. You're talking about green circle shit.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I find this just completely and utterly fascinating. Yeah, me
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: and Donald too, because because we would we would be
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: jealous too, That's why we always found it interesting. Um.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I get jealous when I see Donald's hanging out with
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: other other men. Um. Sometimes you know, but I don't
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: flaunt it in your face. Man. Sometimes you'll post something
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: with Seth Green. I don't like that. Zach. Would you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: like me to talk about the people that you have
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: been flaunting your little I only sent you one for
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman. I could have sent you many Morgan and
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Ian Freeman, Jay Z not jay Z, doesn't matter what
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: we'll call it. What's his name? Fucking the little redhead dude?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Ed? Sharon the little redhead d We
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: all share. We all share the fatal flaw of jealousy. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I mean I give all the pops in the world
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to my husband because I mean, and it's not do
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: you think you'd be able to do I'm sorry to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: cut you up, but do you think you'd be able
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: to hold your jealousy in in that situation? Like? It's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: easy to say, but do you honestly feel like? Yeah,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I know it is easy to say, and people can
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: judge all I want and say, Well, I think it'd
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: be different if he did. Um, I've thought through it
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: a ton, and yeah, I would probably ask more questions.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: He's sure, Like I just think like I couldn't. I
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: could not handle it. It's just it's so I mean,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: but but but but but I just think it's so.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: What I think is so cool is that you two
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: found something that works. It clearly isn't hurting your relationship
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: at all. Things seem to be great. Um, he seems content,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You seem doubly content. Um, it's it's works, which is
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: kind of which is so inspiring. I mean, there's so
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: many incarnations of what a relationship could be. Of course,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: if people could could handle it. I just um, I couldn't.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I you know, I wonder you know, and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there are people out there that are like that,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: but part of it has and I'm not speaking for
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: your husband and I'm not speaking for you, but I'm
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: sure there are people out there that listen to this
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: podcast and get turned on by this and find this,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: you know, find this uh in in some way something
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: that maybe they want to do in their relationship or
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: any type of are there any type of h like,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: what's the best advice to get into? Yeah, well, well
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: that's a good, good, good, good good hosting Donald. If
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: there's someone listening who finds the Michelle scenario that she
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: has with her husband fascinating, Michelle, do you have any
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: advice on how to broach you with your partner? Because there, Muscle,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's people listening who are like, I'm go
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: on preach, I'm intrigued. So, I mean, every relationship is different.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Communication is the key. Like we talked about it a
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: ton before anything happened. Um, he did need reassurances, which
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I understand that, like, this wasn't going to evolve into
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: something that is going to leave him high and dry. Um.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: We still talk about it, not like every week or anything,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: but just a month and a half or so ago
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: we sat down and he's like, I'm kind of in
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: my head about it, and so we talked through it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: And every time we have one of those talks, like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: our connection gets deeper. Like we have conversations that I
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: can guarantee you a lot of relationships don't have because
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: of this situation. Yeah, well, you clearly have amazing communication.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: And Um, and that's the key to any sort of relationship.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Is the successful ones seem to be all about open communication. Well,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you for coming back on you.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Just do you have any questions for us or anything?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: She's like, stop calling me, rights right, We're there. We're
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: the boyfriend that's always like, hey, big head, what you're doing?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: You up? You up? Always happy to chat with you guys.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Since uh John c McGinley is on here, I had
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: a question for him. So you frequently called JD a
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: girl's name in the show. I need a girl's name
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: to call my husband when I when I need to,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: uh just knock him down. No, holy shit, it just
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: got interesting people. I suggest I'm feeling a strong Susan vibe. Susan.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Susan's always good. Susan's always good. Someone should do a
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: graph of bar graph of of all the different names
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: and and how many uh I was called, and how
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: many times each one was used. I feel like Gloria
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: has used a lot Gloria Susan, not a lot of Karen. Now,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Karen's taken on a whole other thing. I'm worried about
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Gloria having a pregnant pregnancy. So old magic seed, the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: magic seed will do you know, Oh my gosh. All right, anyway, Michelle,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: and uh, and we promise we'll stop bothering you. We
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: just um, we just we're just we're just we're just
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: a bunch of um of curious men who find this
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: story unique. And uh and thank you for entertaining us. Yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Guys, all right, bye, thank you
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: for being hard to take care yeo, dude, I just
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I just uh, she seems to always be down to
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: chat about it. I just find it so you like
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I I the fact that it's his best friend is
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I think maybe what maybe what makes it extra bizarre.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I know, but she's so grounded and real and there's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: no no affectation of any kind. She said every time
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: they communicate their relationship kids deeper. The most incredible thing
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. Yeah, it's just so unique to me
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: because I know about open relationships. I'm not an idiot.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: But the fact that like this is his best friend,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Like he comes over for movie night and they all
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: watched movies with the kids, Like that's just one step.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I My brain can handle that certain couples have open relationships.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: The idea that it's his best friend, my brain can't handle. Yeah,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: it would suck. I mean, I'm not gonna say and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I take that back. It would be really uh different
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: if you came over and hung out with me, Casey
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and the kids, and then on Wednesday, Casey was like,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pack up. I'm like, where are you going?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: And She's like, I'm gonna head over to the Zax.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. You know, I fuck Zach on Wednesday. You know,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you know we fuck on Wednesday. You have to put
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: the kids down. Susan called me Susan, and they calls
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: me anyway. That's our show, Johnny, We Love You. We
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: know what the new the new podcast is. We explain
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: episodes to Johnny. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. You're gonna that.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: We explained TV episodes to John c McGinley, Zach Bravin,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: down Payson explain old episodes of Scrubs Johnny hasn't seen
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: to Johnny while he drives. Johnny, We Love You. It
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: was great to It was great to watch the audience
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: didn't get the pleasure of watching Johnny's face uh during
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: all of that, um it was. It was wonderful to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: see as he took it all in. I can I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: love listening to you guys. Uh story tell me while
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I was driving, but I damn sure I had to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: pull over for Michelle. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I'm
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: glad I did too. Yeah you are, Yeah you are,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna think about this for a while too, Dude.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I thought of about this for so long. I was
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: like whoa, how, like just why why does that resonate
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: for us? So, I mean, it's the best friend part, dude,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: it's the best friend part. It's it's not the it's
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: not the open relationship makes plenty people have that. It's
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: the best friend hanging out with them part. Yeah. I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: think you're right. I think that's right. That's where it gets.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: That's where it gets like, oh shit, this dude even
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: comes over and hangs out with the both of them,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: although she implied this time for the first time, without
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: going into any detail, that he has his own thing
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: that that she's okay with. We have no idea, of course,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: what that is. So so so I think there may
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: be more mutualness to this than than imagine. Imagine. It's like, well,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: he plays d and Daldy, he follows, he beats off
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: to Daniel's twitch. When you just when you just personalized
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: it and made it you Donald and Zach. I couldn't
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: even handle that. I couldn't. I can't handle it. I'm
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: too I don't know. I don't I don't have the tools.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I'm dying. All this thing is. It's definitely watching Daniel's twitch.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: She's like, she's like, if you're gonna watch that fucking shit,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I get. He's like, but I love Daniel's twitch and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: she's like, well, bro, well I love fucking Dave. Oh boy,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: all right, that's a show. We love you guys very much. Johnny,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I love you. I love you. It's good to see you, brother, Donald.
• 1:12:43
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