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NEW MOMMY | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:65 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another episode of Cheese Milk Duna,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: and we have your guys' favorite fat girl in the world.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Cheese Milk Duna in Jakarta. She's stupid ass, man. And
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: we have, go ahead and do your introduction. Favorite fat
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: girl in the world, Narcissa. Fat girl? What's your pronoun?
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: It's your birthday. You can cry if you want to.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Cry if I want to. You've been crying your whole life.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jakarta.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: I missed you, Jakarta. Do you know? You did not
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: miss us. Do you know what I do miss? I
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: want to let you know right now. I want to
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: let you know right now.
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  Speaker 2: When I am in a different country without you guys,
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  Speaker 2: without you guys, I do not.
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  Speaker 1: Miss any of you guys at all. I was in
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Austin just like two weeks ago. Another country.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's not another country. It's another city in
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: a different state. But when I am in a different country,
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I don't miss you guys at all because I'm busy.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: But when I was in Austin, even traveling alone locally, internationally,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I mean nationally.
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  Speaker 1: Move towards me?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I want to let you know, I was in Austin
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  Speaker 2: and it was the most peaceful thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It felt like traveling back when it was just me
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  Speaker 2: and Marty. Andres and Jay aren't fighting. I'm not dealing
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  Speaker 2: with this big bitch right here. I eat what I want.
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  Speaker 1: I was at Peace Food, just everything at its time.
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  Speaker 2: And then I realized that you guys are such a
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  Speaker 2: fucking headache. You're late to every show where you get
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  Speaker 2: there before the headliner.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, you're doing that on his birthday? It's kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you do this shit on your own time, bitch?
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were celebrating me. Yeah, that's crazy as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: What's next?
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  Speaker 1: You're going to gay bash me? What's next? No, you
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  Speaker 1: already got a whole month. I said no celebration for you.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Don't hit me. No, no, no. You know what I
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: do miss? You could get on him tomorrow. Don't get
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: on him right now. You know what I do miss? What?
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: I miss your fat neck. Look at that neckline. Oh,
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: he's trying to get on your good side right now.
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  Speaker 1: That neckline is giving you... What about his? What about his?
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  Speaker 1: What about his? Jakarta, you actually do look smaller as well.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You're a liar. I hope you do that bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Huh? I hope your dick got bigger. Did
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  Speaker 1: it get bigger? Dude. I'll show you later. Ooh, birthday sex.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, chill the fuck out. I miss you guys. Put
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  Speaker 1: a little ball on it. Put a little ball on it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do it? Did you do what, Duno? You
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: guys put balls on it on your birthday? Like you
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: just bought a Mercedes? You ever went to the theater
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  Speaker 1: and cut a hole at the popcorn and go like that?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a question, though. I do have a question, though. Like,
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  Speaker 2: Us as homies, we don't change in front of each
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  Speaker 2: other because we're not gay.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: But naked change. But do you guys do that with
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: just being cool?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But naked change?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? That's not right. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: doing that. I've seen all of your body. Dude, I've
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: seen all of your body.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: No, you have not. I've seen... Butt naked?
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  Speaker 3: I've seen your ass. I saved you from a pool
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  Speaker 3: table while we were gambling. Because you were thrashed.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: And I saved you. Yeah, but not butt naked. Because
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  Speaker 1: I love you. And I saw all of your assholes.
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  Speaker 1: And the only time I ever showed you my ass
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  Speaker 1: is when I showed it to you unwillingly. Like, moon. Moon. Moon.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't like me and you just vibing to
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  Speaker 1: some fucking Sade. You're going to lie. In the room.
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  Speaker 1: That was you and Andrea. I think you're not gay.
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  Speaker 1: You and Andrea be having moments. She is my sleeping buddy. Hi, Andrea.
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  Speaker 2: One time I walked in and there was probably Sade.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, they were both sweating. But maybe
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: the AC was just off in the room. But I
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  Speaker 1: was like, is Narciso not gay? You're so stupid. Andrea,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's love, love, love, love, love. You're my
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  Speaker 1: ordinary world. What does that even mean? That's a Sade song. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 4: I just know Sade looks very young.
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  Speaker 1: No, you guys like Sade, TikTok Sade. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: Sade Sade. No, I like Sade. I like Sade, the
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  Speaker 1: songs that other girls like. See, that's TikTok. You like the, like,
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: you don't know about Lovers Farm. I'm sorry that I
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: don't know the whole discography. You like that song. He's
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: mad that we don't know the super underground Sade song. Yeah,
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: we're like 50 years old, dick. Yeah, look at this.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: It's good. Define. I get a mmm. Hey, Siri, what's good?
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  Speaker 1: You know how black girls are always like mmm. They
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: don't use words. They just go mmm. Oh, black girls
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: do that? They do all the time. Like mmm. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say anything. By black girls, you mean your black
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  Speaker 1: gay friends? Them too. Them black. Yes. Them gays. They're
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  Speaker 1: not girls though. Whoa. But they're not. I'm not saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing wrong. You just said the black gays. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were celebrating, but I'm about to turn up.
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  Speaker 2: Celebration, celebration, celebration.
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  Speaker 1: Now tell us, you were just in Portugal for 10 days.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: I was in Portugal for 10 days.
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  Speaker 2: 10 days? Broke-ass motherfucker, why you ain't do a month?
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  Speaker 2: 10 days and 10 nights. Did you sleep any of
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: those nights?
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  Speaker 1: I did not sleep with anybody. I did have a
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: lot of delicious food. And we went to... Excuse me.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: I think I lost like seven pounds. I walked a lot. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard. We walked a lot.
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  Speaker 3: We went to these castles. The prettiest place I've ever
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  Speaker 3: been to is called Algarve. It's probably... You guys, I
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  Speaker 3: highly recommend. Jakarta, stop buying cocaine.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: Go on a trip. Do know. Stop buying all these
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  Speaker 1: Air Forces and all these shirts and Mercedes. This is free.
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  Speaker 1: And go on vacation. Go on vacation. Algarve. Look at that. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's Paradise Cave. Where'd you get bent over at? Right
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  Speaker 1: there where that girl is. Right there. Right in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the beach. That's right. Just fucking rammed. What
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: are y'all doing? Just rammed. Oh, wow. This is beautiful. No,
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  Speaker 1: do no. There were so many times when I'm like,
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: you guys. How does Europe accept the gays? Oh, they
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: love them. Oh, they're fluid. Everything's fluid. I had dinner
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: in that little cave right there. Why do you know
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  Speaker 1: a gang? I watch a lot of movies.
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  Speaker 3: You know, surprisingly, Dino, I think, Jakarta, you were well-rounded
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: when it comes to, like, fashion, culture.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Let him talk. Can you let him talk?
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  Speaker 1: You shop on Sheen, bitch. Shut the fuck up. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not ashamed about it.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: You see all of them laugh at you? And you
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: thought they were your homies. And then I exposed them,
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: and everyone laughed at you. Who's really your friend, me
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: or them?
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  Speaker 1: Jakarta, you borrowed and steal all his clothes. So what
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? I know you're richer than me, but... Wait,
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  Speaker 1: do you keep coming for me? No. I'm richer than you.
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  Speaker 1: I write the check. You're a bull. He's a diva.
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  Speaker 1: He's a diva. I think this is day one.
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  Speaker 2: The rich, the rich stay rich by wearing stuff that,
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  Speaker 2: the sandals fake, the shorts, $ 10.
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  Speaker 1: They're shirt free. This hat, the most expensive thing on
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  Speaker 1: my body right now. I believe you. So she is
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  Speaker 1: two for five. because I like me a good deal. Vax.
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  Speaker 1: Now you little bougie fucks. Who's bougie? I'm not bougie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bougie. She's shopping like she's performing at every city.
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  Speaker 1: Andres buys $ 700 skating shoes. Bro, no, no, it's his
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  Speaker 1: jerseys that are the most expensive. Bro, and then he
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  Speaker 1: spends money on jerseys. And his designer jackets. No, Andres.
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  Speaker 2: Whether they're Bape or Supreme, he goes up. No, Andres,
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  Speaker 2: you do like your designers.
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  Speaker 1: One time. That's G, that's G. And then he thinks
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  Speaker 1: because you can flip the jacket inside out, it's two.
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  Speaker 1: That is literally what it means. You got a double?
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  Speaker 1: Having a reversible jacket means you have two sets of two. No, Andres,
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  Speaker 1: that jacket's fire. Also, when you're fucking five years old,
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  Speaker 1: you're a bitch. No, no. Two set of five, no. Andres,
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  Speaker 1: what was that $ 800 one that cost you? Right there.
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  Speaker 2: $ 800.
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  Speaker 1: The other $ 800. Oh, the other $ 800. I'll kill you.
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  Speaker 1: The international one. I'll kill you for it. Love you.
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  Speaker 1: Mean it. Ask questions, guys. Wait, wait, wait. Which one
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  Speaker 1: is more fluid? Yeah. I mean, it's Europe, man.
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  Speaker 3: We only pick Portugal because we like to go to
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  Speaker 3: places where it's really.
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  Speaker 1: No. I'm joking.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking shit. Josh has a lot of money. Josh.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: Josh does have money. Josh, me and Jakarta would love
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  Speaker 2: to be, me and Jakarta would love to go on
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  Speaker 2: a trip with you and I.
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  Speaker 1: Sponsors. Not with y'all, but sponsors. No, you have to
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  Speaker 1: come with us. You have money. Jakarta, you have money.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that money. Everyone has money. Josh has money.
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  Speaker 1: Liniers money. Jewish money. You guys all have money. You
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: guys are stupid. This is the children. Can I pick
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: number two? I think this is horrible songs. I'm sorry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want me to pick. Hey, are these haircuts
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  Speaker 1: getting higher with this line up?
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  Speaker 2: You can't be.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about haircuts. No. What are you talking about? This
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: is cute. Oh, okay. Last time you said I had
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Tony Braxton here. That's fucked up. Can you bring up
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: Tony Braxton and then do a... We already did that comparison, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 2: No, we didn't.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: First you love me and then you start bashing me?
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: He just starts attacking you. I wonder, okay, Narciso, you
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: as a gay man, right? Why does the screen say that?
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: How to fix damaged hair from bleach. The screen currently
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: says how to fix damaged hair from bleach. Fixing bleach
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: damaged hair requires rebuilding broken protein bonds, restoring lost moisture,
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  Speaker 1: and stopping further breakage.
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: Listen, for $ 800, you can get someone in this building
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: to jack off for you.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Let me know, okay? Let me know. Let me know
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: if you want it, okay? Because guess what? This kind
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: of haircut is fresh and cut, bitch. All the way
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  Speaker 1: from Europe. Who's inspired by it? Your dad, bitch.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: I think that's a hymn thing. No, that was Eminem, gang. No, no, no.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Paws are sweaty. My paws are sweaty? Ass is sweaty.
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  Speaker 1: These weak palms.
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  Speaker 5: This is not a celebration.
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  Speaker 1: This is not a birthday celebration. And he said he
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: didn't throw up the spaghetti. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Real shit, though.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Real shit, though. I do have... What haircut would you like?
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: You guys are gay, man. I feel like you guys
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: are very fashionistas, right? What would you recommend? I'll give
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: you $ 100 right now if you spell fashionistas. Go. Don't
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: worry about me. I'll give you $ 100 to start being gay. Look.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: That's it? Okay. F-A-S-H-I-O-N. No, I know you, but you
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: want to fucking remedial, bitch. Who's a bitch? You a bitch.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Imagine how it feels working for the food that is
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: fucking remedial. What the fuck did that make you guys? Oh,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: that was good. What would you recommend for his haircut?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't even say that. Bitch, he did. No, what
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: would you recommend for his haircut? For who, him? No, no.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: What would you recommend for his haircut? My haircut's pretty nice.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I like what it goes on. I wasn't coming for
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: your haircut.
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: You're not going to come on anything today, buddy.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: So don't you try it.
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  Speaker 3: I was just saying, I notice it's cleaner and fresher
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: and crispier.
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  Speaker 1: That means you're getting better haircuts. Thank you. That's all
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: I was saying. Say barber, by the way. Same barber? No,
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: because you shit on your other barber. Remember, I was there. No,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: it was the same one. Oh, so you guys had
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: an understanding? No, no, no. No understanding. Same barber. It's
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: still my story.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Where I'm going with this, that one barber that you had,
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: cut your hair crispy, you loved it, and you said,
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: you're better than my OG barber.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Did you not say that? I did, to his face.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Still my storyline. Still my storyline. He killed it. He
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: killed it. It was so sharp, bro. I was tripping.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Literally, when I went to the bathroom,
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: literally once I walked in that bathroom, my barber called me.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: I heard it. You guys had a fight. Yeah, we
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: had a little spat. Yeah, you were crying. I cried
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, see? I heard it. I'm not
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: a fan of the little hair that stick up, but
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: is that because you woke up? It's not on purpose.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: He has remolinos, bitch. You have one, bitch. What the fuck?
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I don't have hair. You have remolinos. I can see
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: them from here. I have three of them, too. I
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: don't have that, though. Sorry, what are they called? Remolinos.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like circular. What is it? Calic? Calic, yeah. Oh,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: is it because when he's sleeping? Yeah. When you're a baby. Yeah.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Just the way the hair grows.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a hair specialist here. Monique Flores.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait. What does that mean? He would put like
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: gel or like... No, no, no. It's just like she said.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Just the way the hair grows. You would put moco
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: de gorila.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: Moco de gorila. Yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: You are a fan of his haircut, though. I said
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: it looks crispy. I'm a fan of you, big guy.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: But if you could recommend any other haircut, what would
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: you recommend? I had a comb-over one time in my life. Wait,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: you had a comb-over? No, the fuck you didn't. Yeah,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: you didn't know me. Bro, I had life before I
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: met you, bro. You think I was just a little
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: sperm shell? And I just met you out of nowhere?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: But there is.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Something I wanted to ask about Portugal. You said there
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: were a lot of caves?
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: A lot of caves. You were exploring caves? A lot
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: of beautiful caves.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Did you get your cave explored over there?
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Is that the one you were waiting to see? Yes.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: But you didn't laugh. It didn't hit. Why are you
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: being such a bitch right now, bro? It's like lately
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: you've been bitch as fuck lately, bro. Did you guys notice?
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Did you notice how he asked me a question and
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: immediately became a fucking spat?
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Like a love quarrel? This is where I... You missed this, bro.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: You said that when you walked in. You said you
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: missed this.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: You just don't like the fact that you and the gays,
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: the minute you guys start spouting, this dick comes out.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: We just keep it cool. I keep it cordial. You guys,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: oh my God. You guys are gayer than all of us.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Who the gay who? You're gay, dude. No, I'm not gay. Jakarta,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: you're a shit fag. I'm not gay. Jakarta, you would
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: be a- We are not gay. We're fluid. In your butt. No,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: we're not. You shouldn't be trying to define people and
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: tell them what they are. Yeah. You know what? You
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: got me?
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: You're not going to sit here and attack me. I
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: could have sworn I was invited to celebrate my birthday, right?
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: We should have told people what they're not comfortable on
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: their own time, you know?
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: You should have tried to pressure people.
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Let me hold it and lean back. That's not okay.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Lean back.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Because if you're pressuring us and judging us for being
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: who we are, then you're kind of being your father.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you want to go deep into my day?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: My father. My father. If we just said my dad
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: or you, my dad's dead. Like you're that dad that's
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: kicking it.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: My dad.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: They're friends. I didn't get the jokes. No, he's a real... Translate? Translate, yeah.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Google Translate. He said, our dads are dead. Yeah. And
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: they're up in heaven, I think. I hope so. And hopefully,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: my dad is.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Yours isn't.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: My dad might be there.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Yours is definitely not. Your dad sold jeans. Okay, wow. Instantiali.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: But guess what? But guess what? If you were my dad,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't accept it. My dad was an honorable man.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: My dad cheated. My dad cheated on my mother like crazy, okay? Okay,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: how's that honorable? And my dad, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: My dad, my dad definitely cheated on my mom with Crystal. Matt.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, I think my dad's in heaven.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. All jokes aside. Do you think, wait,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: bullshit aside, bullshit aside. Okay. When people say bullshit aside,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: it's going to be a lot of bullshit that follows up.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: So go ahead, bro.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Continue.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: If my dad and your dad were up there and like, okay,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: so let's just describe our fathers real quick.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: My dad was overall a nice person, a drug addict,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: but overall nice. Are you going to cry right now? No,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Oh, shit. I thought I was. I'm
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: just kidding. Hey, fool. Have your dad die so you
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: can join the conversation. No, fuck. Don't even joke about that.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Is this a celebration or therapy? My dad and your
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: dad and the germs that are hanging out together. All
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: kicking it up there. Okay, go on. Continue more. I'm
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: I'm a bitch.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a bitch.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a bitch.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a You make fun of her
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: lupus all the time when she's acting up. You're like, oh,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the lupus acting up. No, I don't. You said that
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: one time. I said this. I said, lupus schmupus. That's
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: what I said. Really? Am I not hitting today? I
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: just thought that was it. Nothing's hitting. Flat. Kind of
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: like you, right? Completely flat, like you're hosting. Oh, was
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: that too loud? Oh, I'm sorry. All right. Well, I
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: guess I regret giving you a fucking present, you fat bitch. Wow.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you're calling a fat bitch. Oh,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you forgot the present part. The first part of the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: sentence was really nice. And then I said fat bitch.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen. Did you hear the first part? Did
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: you hear the first part? Fat or not, this still
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: gives you face. Oh, my God, bro. This still gives
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: you face, honey.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: You know, I've been watching your stories lately, and I'm
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: not going to lie.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Anything else? We need to get you an iPhone, dog. No,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting one. Your stories have progressively gotten better.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Why do you need an iPhone? Let's talk about our
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: fathers again. Okay. Our dads are in heaven hanging out.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I hope. Tell me a little bit about your father.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: He was cool. He was just a drug addict. I
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: think that he was cool. Yeah. Yeah, my dad wasn't
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: a drug addict. Well, you know, Waffle, things happen in life.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like if my dad was here, I
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: would have not been able to do the little smooching
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I did for my mom.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. What do you mean?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Because my dad, like, my dad was a great father
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: to my sisters.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Like, was present.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: So if I was, I wouldn't be able to do
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: the smooching I did. He probably would have believed in
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: the dream, but I don't know.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: And everything you're saying just to piggyback is the same
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: way me. Like, my father was so good to my sisters,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: but to me, fuera. Like, I was that kind of person.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Were you the oldest? I was the baby. I was
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: the youngest. You were the youngest. Yeah, youngest. Oh, so
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you both were the youngest. We had the same story.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Literally same story. Like, he just likes dick and I don't. Well,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: the same storyline. We both suck. No, no, no. Same storyline.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: We both suck dick. You can't steal his joke. I
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: just heard him say it. I said it louder. I
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: said it louder. Are you guys hitting tonight? No, he's hitting.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: He's hitting.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie. I'm a hit. I'm a
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: for sure hit tonight. Okay, my thing is though. My
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: thing is though. I think, I think.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: But because my dad, the one good advice he gave
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: me was don't.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Do what I do. Best advice.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And I took it 100%. That's why I'm not a big...
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm a super anti-drugs type of guy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Doesn't mean I've never dibbled and dabbled on some little molliskies.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But other than that, it's pretty... I took
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: everything with... I like that. I like that you said.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: But overall, I don't know if I'll be doing.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: What I was doing because he probably would have been like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: you got to get a fucking job.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You're not finna sit here all day. Like, because you know... Well,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I think that he would have come down... All they
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: know is work, you know.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But he was, see, like, at a young age, you know,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: fools grow up with, like, like, like, my brother-in-laws. They're very, like, like, very, like, like,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I guess, like, machismo.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a man. I'm a man.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: My dad, my dad taught me early on, like, why
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: do you care about other people's life?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Or would he care about, like, other people's opinions? Because
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: my dad working at the Santiali's, there was gay fools.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: He was doing everything. There was everything. Like, gay fools.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: You've said it several times. You're like, why do other
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: dudes care about what.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Other dudes do? But not necessarily just that, but just
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: in life in general. Yeah, yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Like, he was very open about, like, being respectful towards everybody.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Being nice to everybody and shit like that. What happened? No,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm... You're definitely not respectful to me. Well,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that's because you do a lot of shit.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Like, you don't leave with us as a team when
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: we're supposed to because you want to drink and kick
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: it with Greg C.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: But that's just, hey, that's just your opinion.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: That's just your, you know, that's what you decide to do.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I feel like I'm a pretty nice comic.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You are. It's like three years now? Three years. I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm a pretty nice guy. So other than that, yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I was telling, I think I was telling Monique, I
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: think I was telling you, like I said, I remember
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: when Dudo first started doing stand-up.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: You didn't believe in me. That's, How dare you say that?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: That's the fact.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You walked in, flappers. You walked in the little room,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the Yoo-Hoo room. You walked in with your backpack looking
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: like fucking the dude from Up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: The kid. You know what I'm talking about. That's you
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: used to walk around with this backpack. How dare you?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Looking like a little fat kid. And then you were like.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: He was cute.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And you were like, you're like, oh, you get that
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: in my town. I get that came by. And then
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Marty's such. And then Marty, my manager, might be shit
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: really gay because he loved Nazis off the bat.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And what is the problem?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, let me show you guys how
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: it's really done. And then, Narciso walked in and then bombed.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I bombed? No, you didn't bomb. But yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: First of all, where I was going with my story was,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I was telling Monique, I said, Monique, do you remember
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: when we first met Dudo?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: He was this cute, chubby, like, I'm new to comedy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm like, I want to learn. Super, super sweet.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Now it's like a... He's the devil?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you guys in my green room? Get the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. That's my tequila. Shut the fuck up.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You get your own rule. I share with this stinky
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: big bitch.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have a Mercedes waiting outside and it has
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: those twinkle fucking gay lights.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that. Narciso, we've been on
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: tour all year.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Nobody takes your fucking stinky ass seat that you sit on.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I used to wear fake Givenchy. Now I wear real Givenchy.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I've never wore Givenchy in my life.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And by the way, on this printer, you literally have
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: one seat that nobody could sit on.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Nobody takes your seat? That's not true.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: The seat when you walk in the printer, the second
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: one right next to the fucking.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: You guys always take my seat. I don't go in
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: the back because I don't belong in the back. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: am a woman of culture.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I am Rosa Parks.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: All I'm going to say is that we don't throw you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: You know how I am about throwing away trash. And
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I shave your fucking un-gassed soda. Andres, Andres, help me
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: out with this. Andres, Andres, I know that you're a
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: yes man to everything, but help.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Me out with this. Oh, hey-o.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Andres, come on, keep it real. You know, you get
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: mad because I have one Coca-Cola. With no gas for
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: eight hours. That belongs to me.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Okay? I don't know how this is affecting him. He gets... Andrea,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: does he get not mad? He's like this. He's like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: are you fucking poor? What is wrong with you? You're so...
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: You're a ghetto. Don't I pay you enough? And I'm
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: like this... It's my soda. Hey, the way you're making
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: it sound is, oh, please, sir, can I keep the soda? No,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: it's like, it's like, Jakarta, Jakarta, Jakarta, Jakarta. You guys,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you guys, I mean, come on.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, you yell at me because I fuck up.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I can't. I mean, you do fuck up. Okay, okay,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: my thing is. What the fuck? No, you be fucking
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: up too. Never, baby.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Never, professionalism. What is it? What is it? What is it?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: What is it? What'd you say? Oh, he knew you
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: were in Sacramento, blacked out. That was one time. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: didn't even say it. That was one time.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I do have this thing, though. Why can't you not?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: If we've been from Salt Lake City back home, we
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: all stopped. We got a gas station. Narciso got a soda.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: We stopped again by Vegas at 6 a.m. I'm like, Narciso,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: give me the trash.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I want it. It has no fucking gas in it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: The soda has no gas. Look at the camera. Let
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: me get you a new one, game.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Audience.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It's my soda. It belongs to me. Why does that
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: bother you? You agree with that? Is that really bullshit,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: girl's girl? Why does it bug you? Go ahead. Bro,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: work your back up on this. Okay, so there's a
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: soda with no gas. He bought the soda. And in
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: your head, you're just like, it's trash. Because I know
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: at the end, you're not going to throw it away.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Or are you going to
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: throw it away? Oh, no, no, no. I'm not you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I have couth. I throw things away. I'm literally the
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: cleanest in the fucking sprinter. Oh, my God. You're the dirtiest.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not the dirtiest. Andres, Andrea, who walks into the sprinter?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: All this noise and all this weird fucking moves around.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Did I tell you last time? I said,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous. He was like, I think he's dying. And
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's normal. Dirty napkins on your
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: little hole right there. I'll get thrown away. No, no, don't.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'll get thrown away. Yeah, they do. Oh, my God. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: they do, you little bitch.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I'll get thrown away. I don't even know why you're
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: talking to me, you fucking woman.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, there it is. There it is. There's the real deal. No, no,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: hold on. Okay, so who's the least problematic, cleanest in
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the group at the Sprinter, no problems? Name that person
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: right now. Driver. Andres. No. Andres is always late. Andres,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you're always late. What the fuck? You're always late. Yes
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: or no? One thing I will say about Andres, though.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: What about Angel? Angel's cool. No, he's big as shit.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: His big body needs a break. Wait, that's it? Do
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you know that's it? He's big as shit.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Loser. Okay.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: No, Andres, because you have a lot of... But you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: annoying as fuck. No, you have a lot on your plate.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: It's hard to call you guys annoying when your guy's
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: job is to be annoying.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, we got to go. So you guys can't
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: be annoying. Andres has great music. He does. But you,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: after a day full, your attitude is like, I want
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: to go home.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I miss my kids. I can't notice it. No, listen,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: listen be honest fool because that's First of all, let's
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: talk about this. You said the first day.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: It is the second day. You did get a little perplexed.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You did get a little manic. But what I'm saying
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: is like, you guys.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Pushed her to want to fucking explode. Okay?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Gang, gang.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I want to fly back immediately from the crack barrel.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen. Let's talk about it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Right now since we have a common party here. Because
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Jakarta and Andrea, I'm this fucking bad guy that feeds
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: them bologna and cheese every day.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So who, me? Not baloney cheese. Who are you talking about?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you fed me, dog? What
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Why are you talking about feeding me?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We're talking about on the road. See how he went
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to like.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I was on the road. I appreciate everything, bro. The
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: last time you fed me, you had Cracker Barrel. No, no, no.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And I loved it. I've never complained about anything.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: No, we finished it. That was a company. No, no, no.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I'll go. What are you talking about? After the show,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you fed us all. What are you talking about? Have
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I ever complained about food you've given me? No. So
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Right here is a miscomplainer over here.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Ungrateful as fuck. Oh, podcast. You took a side. That's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: not what happened. Okay, wait, let me explain. Hold on,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: hold on. To be honest, I'm just trying to get
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: on whoever's side. You're going to take me home after,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to be on your side. Okay, wait, listen, listen.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Because we're going to the mall. Oh, we're going to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: the mall after, and I'm taking her side. Okay, listen, listen.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It's done. Yeah, it's done. Okay. I think I'm the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: least problematic. I really think so. No, you're skinny queen.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna start off with why Actually doesn't apply to you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: None of this applies to you. Just um, go ahead
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and say what you're gonna say big guy Let's pretend
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Juno's not here And let's pretend. Oh, if Dudo's not here,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm talking shit about him. All day, every day. About what? See,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm not dirty. No, no, no. We're
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: talking about Tours specifically. Tours specifically.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I was just in my head. No.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I just don't like, I just don't like, okay. No,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: let him start. No, no, no, go ahead, go ahead.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: This is tour talk. Tour talk, tour talk.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: This is applying to the Do You Know With The
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Homies Tour 2026. Take one. Go ahead.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: This is like a dating documentary. Surviving Do You Know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: For the tour sponsor by All right. All right. No, no, no.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I can't say my thought. Yeah, you can't. It doesn't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: apply to you. Okay, go ahead. On behalf of you? No,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on behalf of yourself. I've enjoyed this tour as it's
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: coming to an end. Oh, shut the fuck up. You
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: already have the job. Tell us how you feel about
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: everybody else.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I'll start with... I want you to put out everybody,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: your biggest people on everybody.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: How I feel about individually everyone. Individually. Okay, got you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'll start with your car. Not me, though. Remember, I'm
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the boss. It don't matter how I feel. No, you're not. No. Gang,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: when you work out.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: It's about everybody. If your doctor's having a bad day,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: do you go like, fuck this fool?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yes. Do you tell him? We were just talking about that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck these doctors. Do you tell your doctor, fuck this woman? Yes,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I challenge my doctor. Do you think you're her doctor?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: So you think just because you have a pedigree... In
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: this situation, are you her doctor? No, in this situation... No, no, no, no.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You said her doctor. So are you her doctor right now? No, no,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: my doctor.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: No, my doctor. No, my doctor. You think you're a gynecologist?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Nah, not my man. I hope not. I hope not. No,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: but I thought that because Andrea was in a panic also.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: She got broken pussy. Andrea knew what I meant. We
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: don't do great when we talk about it. But it's included.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Actually, just to piggyback on that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Let me just piggyback on that. We don't talk about things.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: We attack.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Versus really taking the time. Remember, I'm older than you
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: guys and prettier. But where I'm going with this is like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: you guys are quick to attack each other. And do
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: you know, you're the first person to attack.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I love you. I love you. I do love you.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: But we've talked about this before. You have a problem
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: saying sorry? Who? Correct. Andres?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Andres?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Let's keep it real. It's my birthday. I'll cry if
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I want to. Where I'm going with this, I love you.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to cry. I'm cute.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to pull up accountability for
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: somebody right now on Google.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I got it. I'm listening. I just think it's important
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for you to know that I.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Completely stay in my lane. I know who you are
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: in this group, what you do, and what you provide.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: But I also think, I mean, my history just goes
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: back to when I first started with you. You were
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: just this big old care bear. And now you're this
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: fucking monster.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, can I say something? Also, it was me, you, Monique,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and Marty. I'm dealing with 40-year-olds plus that don't. that
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: don't complain about anything or bug the fuck out of me.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Is that not valid? That's true. Is that not valid?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now that you pointed out the fact that
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I can't say sorry and I attacked, I want you to,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the way you're making me look like this fucking asshole,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I want you to say everything you feel about, and
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I don't care if you share a room with her
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: and you guys maybe make out when you're drunk or not,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I want you to point
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: out everything about each one of them.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Because I'm this attacker, why do I attack them? First
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: of all. No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I need to do your little game movement. My game movement.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: For your little fat game rule. Start at it, start
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: at it. Not a fat game rule. I'm like stupid. Go, go, start. Okay.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Start with Jakarta. Jakarta. Yeah. I think you're a great add-on. God,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. No, bring it to them.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Get up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Just go to the bad parts.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: You don't need the nice stuff. No, no, no. No,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: because these... Yeah, you have to start with something good.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You have to.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I think you're a great add-on. And I think what
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: you do for this group is beautiful. But I also
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: think behavior-wise, it's manic.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. And it makes me nervous.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: And every time I'm on tour, I have my little rosary.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: And I'm praying because I'm like, I hope he doesn't
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: hit me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know what's going to happen.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: He's like, no. It's all these faces and it's all these,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: am I wrong? Do you know, am I wrong? Hey,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I'm staying out of here. No, look, if I say it,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I'm bullying Jakarta and I'm into it. Okay. That's what
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people think.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I want you to point out the dirtiness.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I sit there and I'm like, is he going to
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: hit me? Is he coming? I don't know. I remember.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: How many times can I tell you? I remember once
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: on my tour, he literally grabbed me and was like, bro,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: are you okay? And I'm like, what? In my head,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what's wrong with this dude? Is he okay?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: But he's asking me if I'm okay. I was like,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: are you okay? I'm really nervous. What's happening? I'm not dirty.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You're filthy. I'm filthy? You are. I'm filthy. And every time,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: it just smells like tandoori. Like, it's so... If we
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: have to take you, we have to be able to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: take you. I took it, I took it. Move the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: fuck onto him now. One more thing.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I think that you need to develop your own style
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: of clothing. Because I think what Duna wears doesn't fit
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: you appropriately. Because you look like a full-time, big-size Teletubby
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: wearing Fashion Nova.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And I think that you need to create your own style. Hey,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: let it out, fool. You have to let it out.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Let me style you.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I can style you correctly. You are a curvy woman.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: You have a curvy body. You're Fashion Nova Plus. You're
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Fashion Nova Plus. And I think you'd be great.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that fucking camel toe right now. All right,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Andres. Andres. But Jakarta, I love you. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: love you too, bro. Look into my eyes. Oh my God.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't call out him not taking our
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: job serious sometimes.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, there's more. What are you talking about? What
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Go ahead, Andres. Andres. Yeah, pussy,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: get on your phone. I think Andres.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I've been with Andres since he was with us when
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: we first started. He's one of the OGs.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Andres is also.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I know that I'm safe in the Sprinter because Andres
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: is the night driver. So that's beautiful about that. So
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I'm safe and I could have some really good sleep.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: But Andres also likes to talk shit. And Andres sometimes.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Thinks he's duno. And he's not doing that. And you're
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: not in charge. And you're not funnier than me. Sorry,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: it's my birthday.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, you better stand on Andrea so hard right now.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Andres took it, he didn't say nothing. By the way,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: if anybody will be doing it, it's somebody that believed
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: in me from the beginning.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: So I get it, but he shouldn't be acting like that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You know this. No, no. Sometimes he's very bossy. Even
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: with me, I'd be freaking out. He yells at you.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'd be freaking out. And a lot of stupid athletes
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: are sometimes like that. And I'd be like, yeah, I'm
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: that bitch. Who's in charge? I listen.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, Andrea loves that thought
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Andrea likes that you said that. Okay. Yeah. This is
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Andrea's best favorite day in the world. But right now,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. I do want to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: see this. Break up right now. So go ahead. It
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: has to be real. It has to be fucking as
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: real as possible. At the end of the day, it's love. No, no, no.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: We get it. No, Andres.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Andres.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know, Andres. I can take whatever.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know, Andres will be like, yeah,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: but I've been here longer. He stands on his own.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. No, I'm good. I'm finished.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: But where I was going with this, like, and Andres,
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: you also like to claim that I have this drinking
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: problem when you're.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: The number one. Oh, that was one time. When you're
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the number one. That was one time.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: When you're the number one drinker in this group fucking
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: chairs when you should be working.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: No, I drink after. You go ahead. I'm staying out
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of this. Just don't argue. Just don't argue. Let him
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: pass out. I'm alone again. Not alone. Okay, go.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Andrea.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: But Andres, thank you for driving safely.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Andrea.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Ah, there it is. Let's see. Yeah, yeah. I want
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: full-blown honesty. Like, if you're blowing. I'm sure they're not
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: sharing a room again after this.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I think that, Andrea, I think what you've done for
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: me on these tours, on all these tours, you bring
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: me a lot of peace. And I love you for that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You are my roommate. We roommate a lot.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But you, I've shared things with you that I'm like...
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Remember? Like I've said this, but I'm like, I love,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I love that. These are my feelings. You don't fit in. Listen.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You don't fit in nowhere. I don't. I'm gay as well.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. No. God hates you too. Anything
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to do with La Brea, you're good, girl. La Brea? Wait,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the Santa Monica tranny stroll?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: No!
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want that stroll. Anyway, Andrea, but I also
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: think that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Sometimes these boys... Push your envelope.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? It's supposed to be about her. You
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: made it about us. I'm smart. No, no. I'm not
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: even finished. I'm not even finished.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: You let these boys push your envelope, which shows a
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: sign of weakness.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: That's not good enough. No, listen. You guys got to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: step into it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Weakness meaning sometimes you probably struggle how to lead this group.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Meaning, you naturally lead.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: But it's like, you let these people, these boys, including
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: the boss man, get under your feelings.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Versus like, don't think emotionally. Think rationally. Oh, okay. I'm
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: sending that out.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Thank God.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. That's beautiful. Really quick. Before I even wrap
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: up this fucking... Caucus. Because I feel like I'm going
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to go to the next day. Well, you're not going to.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: We're going to go around and talk shit about you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave. I thought it was my birthday.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get roasted up at this bitch. I'm
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: going to cancel the show tonight. I'm going to start crying.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: But just right now, did you set this up to
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: bully me?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. Dick, you're the one bullying us
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: right now. You're talking shit about us. Oh, my God. No,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I'm bullying. Okay, go ahead.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Duna and Dahomey's 2026 has been really, really fun. Now
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: to Duna.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: No, wait, wait, wait.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: All you said about a drill was that. That's fucked up.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Because you can leave, but I can't leave if I
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: got to leave. Yeah, that's your, you're picking a Tuesday.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: All you said, no, no. You gave her a compliment about.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I told you to wait.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: He did call her weak, but it was so like,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: because we push her. You were empowering her. You were like, oh,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: she's only weak because of this. No, no, talk about her.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking bitch. He didn't mean that. He didn't
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: mean that. What's the deal, your boy Duno Enchicado? Enchicado Polymarket!
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I need to tell you about this new sports trading
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: app called Polymarket.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: It's the best new way to trade sports.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: In the past, you wanted action in the game, you
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: put some money in, and your team was doing well.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: And you wanted to cash out. They locked the trade
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: and took a huge fee. But Polymarket is a prediction market.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: It's a stock exchange for sports. Buying in and selling
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: out on your terms. It's your terms. No one else's
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: terms is your terms. Ain't nothing like having your own terms, fool.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: That's the best. I'm just kidding.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: When your team goes down 20%, you can buy in
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: or sell it off for 40% when they come back and.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Double your money. Double down, boy. I ain't never heard
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: of that. I ain't never heard of that. I ain't
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: never heard of that. Because you ain't never been into
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: trading like Polymark did. P-O-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T. I was scared I was
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: going to misspell it. Because you're a little retarded.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Retarded.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: You feel me? I've tried them all. Polymarket is simply
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the best prediction market.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: We've tried FanDuel. We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about other shit, but Polymarket. We've
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: tried all those, but Polymarket just makes it super easy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Just choose the best thing you like. You can trade
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: off those things. And if you use our code, if
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you use our code.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Jeez, man.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Jeez, man.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: If you put $ 10, win or lose, you're going to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: get 50. Come on. For his free money, dick. And
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: like people like- Wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? Say
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: it again. It's free money. Are you for real? Polymarket's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: offering free money? F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y. What are we doing?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Well, we're there. We are there. We are there.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I'd be forgetting sometimes. Use the code in our description, please. Jeez, man.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I've been to Atlanta and I didn't like it, so
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going with the Saints, baby. I'm going with the Saints, too. Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that's where NBA and Wayne and I are from. Louisiana. Okay,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the Buccaneers against the Cowboys. Fucking hate the Cowboys. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm going Buccaneers. I hate Cowboys. Yeah, me too.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Especially DJ. Fuck that guy. We got the Philadelphia Eagles
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: going against the Jacksonville Jaguars. I'm going with the Jaguars.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm actually going with the Eagles. Oh, fuck you, buddy. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: shout out. Shout out Hertz. Keeping it brown on the Jets. Oh,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Oh, Raiders. The Las Vegas Raiders versus the
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: New England Patriots. I'm going with the Raiders. Raiders. We're
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: going to Raiders, man. We got the Cleveland Browns going
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: against the New York Jets. Let's go with the Jets.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I like what they're doing over there. I don't know.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I like Brown people. We're going with the Cleveland Browns, man.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: All right. We're out of here. Pony Market, we love you. Yo!
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: We're here at the She's With Duno and Jakarta podcast.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I have my friend Duno with me. Yeah, friend. Tensions
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: are very high. He's a piece of shit anyways. Oh, yeah, yeah. What?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Move on. I'm joking.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't seem like you are. It's on your fucking face.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: It's on your face. And then we have senor.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Senora. Senora. Senora. Senora. How do you say frog in Spanish?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Rana. Oh, wow. Okay. Senora rana. Wait, wait, wait.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you calling him a frog? Because he hops
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: on dick? We'll shake it. We'll shake it. Fuck you, dude.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's my mom. And we are here to celebrate his birthday.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And then we have our loving friend right here. Go ahead.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Show her face. Right here. Come right here. Come right here.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: You present it to me. You present it to him.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think she wants to. Wait, there's no candles?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Throw this at me. We don't have a lighter? God
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: damn it, Humberto. What the fuck you smoke weed for? Yeah, yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: It's because I want to see you blow. I've never
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: seen it before. Appreciate that very much, Andrea. And Berto,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: can I have a lighter?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: It's right here. Oh, it comes with a lighter? Oh,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and it comes with the thing, too? Ew. Wait, take
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: off the plastic. Take off the plastic. Leave it for now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: This is the gayest cake. Does it have lights? This
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: cake has AIDS. It's on the thing. It's on the thing.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I'm taking breaths. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I take prep.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Make sure gay boys take your prep. The gays. Wow.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Andre, for getting the cake. Thanks so much
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: for enjoying it, guys. You want to go get the cake?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Woo.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: All right. Ready? Three, two, one.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Cha, cha, cha. Happy birthday to you. Louder. Cha, cha, cha. Louder.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. What do we call it? Happy birthday to you.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Make a wish. Make a wish. Blow it. Blow it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: You suck at blowing like there's something on there. I
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: know it's going to come back. Que le muerda. Que
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: le muerda. Que le muerda. Que le muerda. Oh, is
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: that muerta? No, muerta is dead, you dumb bitch. Que
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: le muerda. He looks dead. Que le muerda. Que le muerda. Bro, hey, honestly,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I was going to say. Are we joking? Que le muerda.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Que le muerda. Of course. Of course, of course. How
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: do you feel about being 53? First of all, I'm
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: not 53. You're 53?
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not 53. I thought you're 53.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not 53. I just turned 49.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I'm 49.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Actually, I feel really good. I feel young when I'm
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: with you guys because everything's so explosive.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: So it's really fun. You know what I mean? Was
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that a shot? That's how the callback. That's what comedians do.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Wasn't a terrorist one for sure. Do you want some
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: of this? Can you not eat my cake? I'll feed
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: it to you. Okay. Is that gay? Feed it to me.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: How gay would that be? Give it to me. Why
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: is it gay? You're like my child. Yeah, yeah. Oh!
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Can I get the person I get, sorry? The chocolate? Oh, yeah, here.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw it to you. No, don't throw it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Don't throw it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I just said don't throw it. You can't catch. By
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the way, this cake is really good, Andrea. It's really good. Andrea.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You know, growing up in Koreatown, because I'm from Koreatown. No,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you're not.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Are you from Koreatown? Hold on. Hold on. The Korean
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: bakeries are so popular, you know? Like Cake House, Paris Baguette.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: What's the other one? 85 Bakery. How are you going
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: to buy me a birthday cake from the boss man?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: He's eating my cake, you guys. It's rainbow. Stop recording
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: me with your tablet. This nigga's recording off a DS.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to me. Buys me a cake. By the way,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the squad's here.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Andrea, Jakarta, funny man Jakarta is killing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Andres is doing... Where's Andres? There's Andres. What's up, daddy?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I missed you. Anyway. Can you cut this? We just
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: had a birthday celebration. It's actually really good, Andrea. It's
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: actually really tasty, but do not eat it all. Bye.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't eat it all.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: By the way, what do the gays have planned for
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: you for your birthday?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow, we're going to... Can we guess? Can we guess first?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I can tell you what I think. We can't do guess. Okay,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: so I'm thinking they have a device that spreads your
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: ass like a block away and then everyone's just going
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: to jump inside and just camp in there.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Okay okay go ahead my guess yeah one and one
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: two and two three is this being recorded yes this is.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Being recorded this is being recorded right you cannot.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Be recording you guys you guys are gonna go bull
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: riding hey but no bull just just a mandingo big black.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Food and jerome not your turn your turn your.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Turn okay wait no they're deciding what my my birthday
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: activities are this is what.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking just full-on orgy right there on like uh
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: la siena and santa monica okay just.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: My turn my turn my turn my turn I think
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: you're going to meet up at a gay bar pregame.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Leave. Go back to whoever has the nicest house. All
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: of you guys are going to put the Oscar de
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: la Hoya fishnets on. And they'll rip it off each other.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I think they're going to play Heads Up 7 Up
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and he's just going to go bouncing desk to desk.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I think you guys are going to put, close your
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: eyes and guess what the item is. And it's going
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: to be your birthday and you're just going to put
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: your dick.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: In everybody's mouth.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: So can I tell you guys what I'm doing? Yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I guess so. What's the number three? I'm going to
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: medieval times. Really?
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, bro.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Don't be putting that shit on medieval times, bro.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: They're going to fucking lynch you, bro. We're going to
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: medieval times. They're going to stone you. You're a gay man.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to be doing the most gayest shit ever.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I just came back from Europe. It's kind of like
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: us as straight men.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I know you want to know how it is, but
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: us as straight men, on our birthday, we want to
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: fuck bitches.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking bitches.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Fucking bitches. I'm medieval times. No, I'm going to medieval times,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: you guys. Are you joking? How many friends? How many friends?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: There's 15 of us. We're going to Medieval Times. 15?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: That's a big orgy. You guys are going to try
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to take over the castle or something? We're going to
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Medieval Times. So tonight's my birthday show. Are you guys
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: dressing like men or women? We're doing the whole Canterbury Tales.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: We're doing the whole Renaissance thing. So what are you
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: going to dress as?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I'm dressing like a fucking normal person, you fucker.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a commoner. Like a peasant? Can I borrow
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: those shorts? They have fire at the bottom. No, you're
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: fire in your pussy. They're really fun. I just think
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: if you're out here wearing... No, listen, listen. If you're
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: out here wearing designer, you can't be going to medieval
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: times dressing like a commoner. You have to be like
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: a top tier commoner. Wait, you want me to wear
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like fashion putty couture? I just think you should be
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: one of the foods in the castle. You're not going
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: to be dressed as a person outside the castle. You're
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: an outside castle type of person or what? No, never, honey.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: So I don't understand what you're going to be dressed as. No,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: she's the parliament. So you're in this castle. I'm... I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: telling you. You're one of the ones. I'm the girls.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: You're one of the ones. I'm the main girl. So
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you got to dress. You got to dress. You got
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to dress like a bad bitch. You got to dress
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: like a normal fool.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Like be you for real. It's Medieval Times. You eat
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: with your hands. Daddy, what's up? I've never been. I
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's hard to explain. Daddy, what's up? It's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: hard to explain to you what that is. I've never been.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Say the roar. I've never. Have you been to Medieval Times? No.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not gay. That's not a gay thing. That's not gay.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: It's nothing. I want her to go. These are men
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: fucking jousting. Yeah, bro. It's two foos on a horse,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and they go run at each other with swords. They
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: didn't have that in ESL class, did they? No, of
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: course not. It's two men on horse, like jousting. Why
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: would they have that in ESL class? Because it's running.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: You dumb bitch. Enough. We're telling her in English. Dumbass. Dumbass.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: English.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Are we joking? Are these jokes? Can you stop saying that, bro? No.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You're not funny. I'm not funny.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: There it is. I'm not funny. The battle of the hosts.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. No, I'm not even a host. Why are
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you being so mean? We got you a cake. I'm
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: not being mean at all. You're being very mean. And
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's the gay in you. You think you're
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: better than people. Yeah, we think you're EJ Thompson. Okay,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: first of all, I don't want to be E.J. Johnson.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You look a lot like E.J. Johnson. What? Yeah. A
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: lot of similarities. That's really insulting. Oh, to E.J.? My fault. Wow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: When were you going to stop? That was good. Yeah,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm good when I have to stay out. Oh, so
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you applaud this? Don't do that. Don't just leave me, though. Oh,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: so this is okay. But when I attack, I'm a villain. No,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you're not a villain. You just look like E.J.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Johnson.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: You get one neckline. You get reintroduced to your neck.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I know you got to join. That was good. You
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: messed up. Hey. What, stupid? So for your birthday, you're
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: just going to kick it at Medieval Times? Yeah, we're
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: doing a birthday show tonight, and then we're doing Medieval
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Times tomorrow. Are the gays coming to the birthday show tonight? Yes.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: And then Saturday, I'm doing a pool party at my
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: boy Sharif's house. Sharif? Sharif O'Neal? Son of Shaquille O'Neal? Yes.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: He's having a gay... In my honor. He's having a
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: pool party for me. The pool party? What is... Is
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: there like... You can't touch that water. You can't touch
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: that water. Is there a certain colored cup? I should
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: have some. Wait, you think that all I have is
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: just gay shit? Orgies. Orgies. That's exactly what he thinks.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: That's not... That's not true. He thinks every time you're
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: with a man or like a group of guys, y'all
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: are all fucking and sucking. Monique, isn't this crazy that
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: that's what they think of me?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that about you. Monique Forrest is
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: actually the one that told me that about you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Monique Forrest never said that. She's never said that.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: To your neighbor, she says you and your homies always have.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Orgies and she can't sleep at night. That's not true.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is... She tries to chime in on
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: my orgies. Exactly. See? Because you steal my man.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Bitch, you want to leave the gate.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I have a real... No, we had a connection and
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you stole them. Wait, we're fighting now? Get in here. Okay, so...
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Me and Jakarta attend this pool party. What time does
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: it start? At one. Are there going to be bitches?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's a nice venue. It's very rich, you guys. This
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: isn't poor people. We're not poor people either. I like rich.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I just don't like gay rich. He's not gay. Wait,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: is he going to be straight? Yeah, owners have a
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: real nice house on the west side. They're a nice
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: straight couple. Okay, but they have a lot of gay friends? No.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Or now Cecil's just a gay friend. I'm the gay friend. Oh, okay. Yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: that's my thing, fool.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I tolerate one gay because you're a really great person
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: in my life.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying that. If a bunch of
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: fools try to fuck me, I'm cool. I probably give
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the best head though. Are you joking? This is getting
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: really weird. I don't know.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Jakarta makes that gay joke about him getting hit by
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: gay guys too much where I feel like, I don't know.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: If he's joking though. I don't think he's joking at all.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm getting a head. I'm just saying.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: They have the dick. Let's keep it 100. Let's keep
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: it 100. You wouldn't let a tranny give you some head?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: A fine tranny. Okay, so this is the two choices
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you guys. So there's a girl,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: born a girl, but she looks like EJ Johnson. Before
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: the surgery, before the change, straight big ass man. Or
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: there's a boy born as a man, looks like Kim K.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Who you let in top of you?
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: That should be a no-brainer, right? Yeah, the first one.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: The guy? Agent Johnson. The dude that looks like a
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: man with a beard? Born girl, though. Born girl. I'm
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: not gay. Oh. You're gay. That's gay. Sir, your lady, sir,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: your lady, Kim K would a dick suck you off. Yes. No,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I'm killing myself in that situation. Nah, you have to
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: choose one. I don't have to choose nothing. I can't
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: believe you chose. You're gay. He did choose. I can't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: believe you chose. If I fuck Young M.A. He fell
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: right into it, too. If I fuck Young M.A., are
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you guys looking at me wrong? No.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Why? But that's not even the best. Young M.A. looks
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: like a nice kid homie. But that's not even the
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: best stud.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Jack from Top Boy is the best stud.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: J.A.Q. from Top Boy? Nah, you're gay, bro.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: So what? Oh, yeah, that's her as a girl. That's... Oh, fuck,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: that's rough. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. The one in the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: first one's kind of rough. She's a stud? Yeah, she's
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a stud in the show. In the show, she's a stud.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: She's cute. She's fine, bro. She's cute. She's very Alicia Keys.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: She looks like Alicia Keys? Okay, so you're sharing on
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the twos? Nah, nah, nah, that's kind of gay. From
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Top Boy? Is that a TV show? Top Boy, yeah,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it's a TV show. Yeah, it's kind of gay porn. Yeah,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I knew you were like... You're just so stupid. Hey,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about EJ Johnson throwing shade at Rihanna?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I can't stand him. He threw shade at Rihanna? Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: EJ Johnson's gross.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: But honestly, just to go back to on him, because
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I feel like he's just a waste of breath. But
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: the fact that you could be so rich and have
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: so much money and have that kind of, I guess,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: just caliber and still wear.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: unfit slip dresses.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: And wear size 18 fucking shoes, fucking bus driver heels.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what can make his feet smaller.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: No, but you have styling. You have a lot of roaches.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You have people that you could look up to that
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: they could style you. What the fuck is a la roachin'?
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: La Roche is a celebrity star but you.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Have things that could be it's called the word custom
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: why do you know that game I just know shit
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: nah game I just know.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Shit he's famous as fuck very much he's very famous
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I just know shit you have culture.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I have culture bro what the fuck I used to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: work in West Hollywood I guarantee that for staying at
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: that hotel yeah for sure you probably fucked up yeah See, yeah,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: The fact that you know... Wait, so you're coming for that? Yeah,
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: you're mad because I know culture.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I literally.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I know one thing about everything. Give me a random
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: topic I'll know about it.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Bottoming. Not gay, though. Not gay, I know anything about it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Come on, give me a topic. Andrea, you want to
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: chime in? All right. Portugal. Andres, Portugal. Ronaldo's from there. Okay.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: And he's everywhere. He's like... Mexico. Mexico. Literally... What is it?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: What is that? Give me Salvador. Give me Salvador. Now
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I'm one of the safest countries in the world, but
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: before it was not. And best beaches. And best beaches.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: There's a beautiful princess there named Andrea. So I heard
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that as well. He's trying to get it back. He's
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: trying to get it back. There's a queen over there.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: He's trying to get it back.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: So me and Andrea have been fighting like this since
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: we were kids.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So Andrea will come in and be like, are you mad? No. Okay,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: so we're going to go here and here and here.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: He's so scared of her, bro. I'm not scared of nobody.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: If I'm a grown ass man, I'll do what the
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: fuck I want. Okay, okay.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Cuba. Cuba.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Cuba.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Fucking Fidel Castro and shit. Okay, okay, okay. And a
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: lot of them are in Florida. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, give me another one. Quadratic formula. Quadratic formula. Quad,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: something to do with the four, right?
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Plus, minus, over the thing. That's what I'm talking about.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Power 106. On Wednesdays, I heard they have
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a show called Humbie's Hump Day. Power 106. Humbie's Hump Day. Wednesdays.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Going on. Who was that one show in the morning
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: where that chubby guy came from? Brown Bag? Oh, the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: one Duna was on. He got fired from? That one. Oh,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he didn't get fired. Oh, he didn't get fired. Oh, wait. Sorry.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Watch your mouth. Smile, smile. These are jokes. He is
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: my fucking boss. But lately... Oh, no. See, I told you.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Plus over minus. That's what I said. Minus over plus.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Plus over minus. Get the fuck out of here. You
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: never said any of that. I said quadratic formula. Plus
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: over minus. I said that. I said something to do
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: with the four. There's a four right there, fool.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: That's in the fucking word description, pendejo.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I remember. X equals negative. Yes.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Off.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, what the fuck? No, you were close, though. No,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: we score a minus 4 AC all over 2A. Yes,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: you got it. What the fuck? Yeah, but you have
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: something to understand my job now. You're looking at the
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: fucking screen, Moody. No, no, no. That's pretty calculus. My
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: job now, the only time I'll ever have to learn
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: this quadratic formula is if someone comes up to me
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: with a gun that says, fucking recite that shit or
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: you're going to get knocked. Or if I don't know
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing, I'm going to start talking about it
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: next episode.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: What?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I'm over here fucking with you. You're the boss, bro.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you. Smile, smile. I don't have to
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: do shit. You don't need all my fucking balls. No,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. You're a little bitch, bro.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Don't call me later. Don't call me later? Don't call
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: me later. Oh, by the way, no, no. Let's talk
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: about it. By the way, Narciso, I am... I know
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: we've been talking a lot of shit about happy birthday,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: but we love you very much. I get the fuck
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Already yeah India mmm, they smell shit All right, this
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: stupid ungrateful bitch, let's talk about it right on Joe
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: under this are you gonna back me up on this?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: No different things Okay, we're in. Go on. Jakarta has
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: not been planning. He wants something for his 100K. He's
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: been on our head.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: He reminds us every day that he deserved everything in
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: the world. For his birthday, he wants us to plan
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: months ahead. For his 100K, we're writing all these things.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: We're trying to plan something. And we had a dinner plan.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: But obviously not everybody can come to dinner.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Right. What was he going to do? He was about
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to flake on us. And he literally was like, I
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, who do you want on your dinner, fool?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: You know, so we could plan it out, right? And
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: we're going to make reservations, bada bing, bada boom.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I already set up the.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: After party vibe. But you know, he's like, actually, let's
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: have a little dinner. And I was like, OK, we'll
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: just meet up and then go. No, I'm going to
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: go to dinner with my girl and then you guys go.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: And then when we try to finish. No, I'm going
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: to let you finish. No, no, I would like to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: let you finish. Wait, wait, wait. You're not letting me finish. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: all right, go ahead.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. Andrea, was that not mean of him? He was
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: going to flick on us, Andres. You guys agree?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: After a month? After a month? We've been planning. After
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: a month of him whining, right?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Is it called whining? He's been tagging us. He's been. Low-key,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: it was your caca face.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: He's been whining and telling us everything, and then he
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: was about to literally flake on the dinner. Why? Why?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, hear this, hear this. I understand what he's saying
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: because not everyone can go to the end one. We
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: don't know everyone's financial... You know what I'm saying? Wait,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you weren't going to pay for it? The fuck? Did you?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you want me to pay for my
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: birthday dinner? It's not your birthday dinner. It's not your
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: birthday dinner, man. Fuck, why do I keep thinking it's
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: my birthday? Because you're selfish. I'm selfish. Yeah, I can
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: pay for it. It's not a problem. But I don't
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: know if we could, you know, some of my homies work,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: some of the people do that. So in my head,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking the team. That's not what you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: were thinking. Shut the fuck up. Before, but this is
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: something I had an epiphany. Epiphany, you can just think
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: about something and this is your thing. Okay, go ahead.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: That's not what epiphanies work, but okay.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: You are dumb. Realization. I've come to it. You're getting dumber.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going. What's an epiphany? Fucking dumb. Epiphany. An epiphany
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: is a sudden start in realization. So who's a dumb, stupid,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: fat bitch? You are.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: You are.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Are.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Because you're looking at me and you're actually looking like Dr.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Doofenshmirtz over here. You want to know what your epiphany is?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Ice cocaine, bitch. That's what it is, bitch. Oh, really?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: You have some?
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Because you never do. So that's the part I'm talking about.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Because you never do. No. All right, bitch. Are we joking?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Are we joking? Are we joking? I literally call a
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: bomb threat to your fucking show tonight, bro. No one
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: will have a show. Why do I believe that? No
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: one will have a show. That was good, though. Go ahead,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead. Tell him to apologize first. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: We're going to mediate this. Go ahead. Fuck you. Fuck you. When? Tonight,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: right here, right now. All right, all right. So what
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: was I just saying? Epiphany. Epiphany. I have an epiphany.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I think it should just be team. That's it. That's
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: not what you said at first, though. I know. That's
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: not what I said at first, but I'm telling you now.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I wanted all my homies. I wanted this person, that person,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that person. I understand that. And my brother. But now
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it, it could just be us.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Just be us, and I'll bring my little person. When
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I picked him up, he had the location. He had
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: who he wanted to invite. Did you tell this person?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Did you tell that person? Okay, Andrea, and I know
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you and Jakarta usually are in... Cahoots. And Kahoot, you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: guys are one. It's you guys against the world.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Indonesia and El Salvador versus todo el mundo.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Fucking his favorite cousin in Bukele against the world. Who
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: is he saying he wanted at this dinner? Because if
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: we called Alberto and people that were laughing, I want
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: you to say his friend group.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of people. I didn't tell you. I didn't
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: tell you nobody. At this dinner? And he has a location,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: so it better be there. Okay, okay, okay. What location
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: did he have? Oh, is it Kansi? No, we didn't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: talk about it. That's why. He was like, oh, so
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: who's coming to Javier's tomorrow? Javier's? He walked in. He
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: literally walked in. He walked in. He looked at me like, yo, bro,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: so Javier's tomorrow, huh? I was like, well, Javier's tomorrow.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Step one. Step one. The part that's getting
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: me mad is why are these two people so clueless?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Because we were like, we were not invited. Why are you, like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you get what I'm saying? What's going on with this? Well,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you should let yourself be surprised. Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. All right. All right.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why you guys are getting mad at me.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: This is my dinner and You get what I'm saying?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: If this is too hard for you guys, you guys,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: you're like, yes, boss!
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: It's your dinner, boss! Thank you, because I am the boss.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I don't have to eat with you guys, okay? We
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: could have ate at the hotel if you guys were
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: going to be arguing.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: We could have ate at the hotel and a comedy
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: that's called A Callback.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'll let myself be surprised. No bullshit though.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it on here because my
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: other friends are going to be surprised.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Which friends do you want at the dinner? I don't know.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever guys you think. Leave it there. You guys should
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: already know. You guys are my friends. We don't know
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: because everybody's your brother. We don't know. We don't know.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Is that your character? Hey, Jakarta will meet somebody. He'll
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: throw a bump with him and be like, hey, this
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: is my dog right here.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You're not from Tokensu. Is that what it is? Yeah. Dog,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: you don't understand the connection. You had it in your house. No,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: but it's not me. Not you, but you partake. I've
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: never partaked. Not like that, but he's watched. Oh, they're
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: my dog right now. You guys, you guys, yeah, because
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I saw, like, seeing Jakarta. You haven't talked about it, man.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I've seen Jakarta as a Muslim, and Josh is a Jewish,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: bond over.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I never kicked with them. Yeah, you did, at my house,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: in my living room. No, I haven't. I'm telling you,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I've never met that fool in my life. Wait,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: why are you saying the past is aggressive? I'm not. Yeah,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: why do you have a caca face? I just don't
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: think he's good for you. I don't think you're good
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: for me. And I hang out. Am I invited to
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: your birthday? By the way, am I invited to Javier's? Oh. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I can pay for my own meal. Yeah, okay, pay
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: for your own meal. I don't care. But what I'm
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: saying is, do I have to pay for everything? You
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch. You're a fucking idiot.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: He's all in his head. You cheap motherfucker. I'm not cheap,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: but that shit is not cheap. That's a lot of
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: fucking people. Also, it's a lot of people? Oh, damn.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck that. I'm excited for what tomorrow has to come.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it no more. Just
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: because you have to understand I don't want to fuck
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: up my own surprise, I guess.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Well, this is shit that I already knew.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm tripping on. I don't understand this shit.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I dare you to smile, dick. I dare you to smile. Wait,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: this is my celebration? You have a celebration tomorrow? And
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I wasn't invited? Did you have that orgy tomorrow? No,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: if you're going to be playing with swords and shit.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I wasn't invited.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's a surprise. How am I supposed to invite you?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: You didn't invite me? It's a surprise. How am I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: supposed to invite you? No, no. I'm going to tell
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you what it is. I'm going to tell you what
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: This past weekend, I got into one of my friends
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: because he said that we switched up Beto.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep calling him out. He just like...
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: He said we switched up? Me and you? Yeah. Wait,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: me and you?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm picking a... And then I'm going to be honest.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: All right, the problem with Jakarta's friend groups is that like, you.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Know, my homies, right?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I mean Jakarta is very secretive about his friend like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want them to hang out.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: No, no my friends.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: No, no Why let me finish and then let me
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: tell you what you're like.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I follow his cousins. We can well I follow Reza.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I follow his brother.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know I communicate with the private Indonesian Whenever
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: he goes, like, Jakarta would love to come to my cousin's,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: my family's house, but we can't go to Tavito's house
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: in Whittier because that's his alone time with them and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: stuff like that.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I know Ray because Ray's, everyone's, Ray's single.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, before you like Ray, his friend, the handsome one.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: But Ray's single and also it's his Uber. Andy doesn't
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: have time to do that because Andy has a girlfriend.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. So he does, so we only know certain ones
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that could. Selective, selective. Selective.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: So it's hard to plan. I don't know who he
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: cares about more. Like Ranga Tonga, that's not really his
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: cousin I heard. And then it's Cousin Norris. She's a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: nice girl, but.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Then we can't talk to her because he thinks everybody
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: wants to bone it. So it's weird. So I don't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: know what it's like. So I'm just going based off... Emotion. No, no.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going based on who I've seen and met. And
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I've only met from his other friend groups. It's Fidel, Ray...
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: And his brother. But I'm pretty sure he has a
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: lot more people that he cares about in those friend groups. Well,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: let's talk about that. Why the divide?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: There's no divide. I just, I can't go with people sometimes. Honestly,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: other people sometimes.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I do that too, though. That's the best formula. Is it? No, listen.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That was a question. That was a question.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking shit. I can't respond, bitch. He's not
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: talking to you. Let me respond, bitch. What were you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: going to say? No, no, no, no. He thinks that
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: everyone's like a big, happy family and everyone's like it's
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Madea or some shit. No.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Like, that's all I'm saying. Like, bro, sometimes other people
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: don't like doing what I do sometimes. You know what
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: I'm saying?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Just to piggyback on that, I've been the one that
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: brings all of my groups together. Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: And then they end up fucking fighting and hating each other.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I literally have, like, separate gay clusters of friends, straight friends.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: But the gays are like, that's gross.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: That's not true. I feel like gays are worse just
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: because they're emotional and they're like guys.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: This gay shit's dumb. I have cop friends who are
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: straighter than all you motherfuckers and.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: They're the biggest bitches. They're cops? Wait, what? Yes, they are.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: And they're the biggest complainers, the biggest cheese muscles, and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: all you do is complain about the same bullshit. They're
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: gayer than all of you guys. And they fuck more
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: bitches than all of you guys. There's no gay shit.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: But guess what? They all attack each other because I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: make more money than you. Oh, no. We don't do that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: We don't do that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: No, the only people that don't get along in my
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: friend groups is the girls. The only ones shady about
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: each other are the girls. And that is a fact.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I literally see my high school friend group crumble because
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: of Andres.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: And because of other things. You didn't like that one?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I'm joking. Look at my smile. But, no, no, but, Andres,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jakarta, it's a girl thing, right?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely an emotional thing. No, Papa, you're a man.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: That's good. Why the fuck are you taking their side?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: The fuck would happen in your dick? I get what
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you mean. I get what you mean, though.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: You're saying that some people can't get along with other people.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Correct. But is that a gay thing? No, I know.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I think that was a joke. Oh, was it? Smiling.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: My thing is, I just don't know Jakarta's other, like,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: to me, to me, it's one of those.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Things because like. It's more private. I think so. So
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: why don't you put it upon them to go invite people? Who?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Like to the, to the after thing. But are you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: okay with the smaller people, Jakarta? Is he not getting
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: what we're trying to say? I don't know who to tell,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: who to invite, because I don't know them. Yeah, you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: just said Ray.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: If anybody sees a bunch of group of Asians walking in,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, are these Jakarta babies?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: You just said Ray. The women are wearing headphones. You
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: just had Ray Reza and... You're okay with that? Yeah,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, why don't you just tell Ray to invite
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: his people? By the way, is Ray single? No, yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: he is. He's really beautiful. You're fucking disgusting. And then
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Reza just... Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why'd
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: you get jealous, gang? Well, I'm not jealous. Why'd you
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: get jealous of... Bro, that's so gay, bro. He's weird
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: about Ray. He doesn't want nobody to... Bro, all I
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: want to do is get... Tell me why you didn't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: get with Ray. He shut that shit down immediately. Bro,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: that's totally different. He shut it down immediately. Why would
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I try to shut shit? He took right to the
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: club trying to get him pussy lost on him. Remember?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: And then you were like, he said, yeah, fucking Jakarta.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: He's going to Mexico City for Halloween. He told me.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: We talked about it. Yeah. We're going too. I have
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: to keep an eye out on him.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: So I should invite your other friend.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Do you think they're going
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: to take it some type of way that they're not
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: at the dinner, but they're at the afters? No, I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: don't think they'll take it any other way. I hope not.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck anyways. I'm still not invited.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Do you want to come? But you have to put
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the sword down and pick the fork up, homie. We're
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: going to be here. Some cool shit, you know what
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I'm into it. I would have just appreciated it.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I thought we were closer than that.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: No, we are.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I brought you fragrance. I mean, I share it. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: love you. We're close as fuck. I don't know why
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you're saying we're not. I love you, bro. It was
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: our idea to have you back on here. These are tears.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: We have you on here fucking regularly, bro. It was
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: our idea?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I know all my ideas. Actually, I didn't. It was
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: your idea, but I was here. Thank you, baby. He's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: so mean to you. He's really mean to you. I'm
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: with OG. I was going to ask you guys. I've
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: been here since day one. I was having a conversation
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: with the homie. Fuck your homie. Should we.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: If me and you are going to go on a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: double date, do I have to send a photo of you?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: What? But you have to explain the terms of the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: double date.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Is this a double date or a blind date?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Me and this bitty. Me and this bitty were... We're chilling.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: She's like, I want my homegirls. I'm going to bring
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: my homie. Okay, yeah. I have to send a photo
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: of you? She has to send a photo of her homegirl, too.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: For sure. What? You don't think so? What do you think? No. Dude, no.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: That's not nice. So you think that... So you're very vapid.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: You're very... No, no, no, no. Yeah, send a picture
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: of me. Tell her to send a picture of her.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Why can't you just show up and just show up
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: and just hang out?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Because what if she looks like you? Yeah, maybe I don't.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe she thinks I'm so ugly she doesn't want to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: get to know me. You know what I'm saying? That's
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm with you. Yeah, yeah. But you
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: have to understand what type of world we live in
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: right now. You know what I'm saying? A mean world.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: That's where you need to be kind. Like, I'm not
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: even going to lie. If the girl comes up and
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: no disrespect to you, no disrespect to Duna. I know
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you guys are not cutting me for my luck. Bitch,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you're fatter than me. I am. I make decent. So, well,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: you make more, but you know what I'm saying? But
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: like I say, let's say the girl comes and she
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: looks like you. I wouldn't be happy. I'd be like, whoa,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want, I don't really want to get to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: know her. And that's no disrespect to you. I think
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: you're beautiful. I am. In your own way though. You
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I don't need your validation. You
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: probably don't. I have dick on rotation. I know you do.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I love that. You don't have pussy on rotation. I do.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I don't. You're right. I can get pussy if I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: wanted pussy. I'm pretty sure you can. No, I bet
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: you I could. Let's bet on that. Let's bet. I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: don't know. Let's bet. Are you going out to a
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: bar together? Let's bet. Are you dead ass? Get the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: fuck out. Let's bet. Let me grow this motherfucking beard.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I will run, bitches. You don't even know. Get the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Not with that shit. Let me
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: try this again. Let me try this again. I will run, bitches. Ow,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: that hurt. That was really dumb. That was really dumb. Dude,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: you don't even know, bro. Us three go to a bar.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Us three go to a random bar.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: If you, if you, if you pick up a bitch
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: and take her to the hotel back with you, me
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: and Jakarta will each give you $ 500. 500? That's not bad.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a thousand. A thousand. I'll give you
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: a thousand. Before you take a bitch on me, you
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: have to bone her. Nah! Nah! Nah, dude. You have to.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You have to. Nah, I'm going to break her hair,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: do her makeup, blend her makeup out. You got to
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: get your dick sucked. I bet you I could go
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: to the gay bar right now and suck some dick.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Or get my dick sucked. My bad. Because you have.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: You faggot. Let's bet. Let's bet.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Dick, I'm not going to bone a bitch.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: You're gay. It is easy. You wanted him to pay
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you so you could suck some dick? You hear that?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: He's calling you gay. He could write. He could write.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I see. He should get a quick bag and give
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: some head. If you fuck the bitch, I'll get my
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: dick sucked. No! Why you really want a nigga to
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: suck your dick? What's going on? He's banging for it
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: at this point. He's calling you gay. I'll get my
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: dick sucked by a guy. Okay. So you're not going
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: to bone her?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: No, why can't I just, let's go to a bar,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: let's run game, and let's see who gets a baddie.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, all right. Hypothetical, boom. You're a girl. No,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: he has to bone her. Why? For the two bangs.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: They're two bangs, you're not boning a bitch for two bangs.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: I could bang her like a finger banger, or braid
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: her hair, like something fine, cute, you know.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: See, you know how to braid? Yeah, I'm really good.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, go ahead. What were you going
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to say? I was going to say, hypothetical girl, you
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: walk into a bar, try to get at him right now.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: They're Japanese doll hands. Try to get at him, try
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: to get at him. Wait, I'm a girl? Yeah, you're
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: a girl. That's your girl? Yeah.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Bitch, I read that. Bitch, the fuck? Go. Get at him. Oh, I'm... Yeah. Okay.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: All right. Hey. All righty right there. So you immediately
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: went to touch him? That's sexual assault. That's sexual assault. Bro,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you cannot touch a girl. You don't know, bro. What
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: do you do? You don't know how hard it is
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to be a man. What do you guys do? You
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: can't be a bitch or something. Goddamn. Chill out, chill out.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I've seen the way you guys flirt. How? I've seen it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I'm good. You're great. No. And you're great. No. Wow,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. Shut the fuck up. You've been there like,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: call me Hugo. No, I have seen it. Shut the
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: fuck up. You are good. You are smooth about it. Jakarta,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I've seen you. You get really.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: How does the cardigan? Andres, I've seen you too. Okay. Okay. Okay.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: How's Andrea then? Andrea's cute. She's coy.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: She's silly.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, get the fuck out of here. Okay. Okay. Okay.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Now, now.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Hold on. You guys need to stop. Dance. Hey. Dance, chica.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Go.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: He's at a club. He's at a club. Get at him. Go.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking touch that sexual assault. You can't touch her.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: You can't touch him right away. What are you doing
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: just touching girls, bro? Wait, I thought that's what you
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: guys do. No, bro. What the fuck? Can you stand
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: up and dance for a second behind you? Yo, you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: guys do that neither. That's what guys do. Andres does
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: it all the time. I've seen Andres do it. Don't
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: put that on the homie. Don't put that on the homie. Hey,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: what's up, how are you?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know you're talking to you didn't tell me
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: see see what's hard.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Being a man You don't know what to do exactly.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Okay Excuse me. Yes. Hey, you look like you're having
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: a good time. Would you like a drink? Are you gay?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, you just shut me down like that?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. You're being a bitch. Hold on,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: hold on. You just shut down like that? I like that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I like that. Hold on. Don't do that to me. Seriously.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Right now, he doesn't look like this. That's really mean.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Right now, he looks like straight. Then I become gay.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, bitch. Okay, okay, okay. So what'd you say?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: You said, hey, you look like you're having a good time.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Would you like a drink? Yeah, that's Polite as fuck. Yeah,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: that's very old school.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am. The music.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: But I'm courting you. You're courting me. I think it's gentleman. Yeah, gentleman.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: That's gentleman. All right. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am what?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, can I get you a drink?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Wait, no. Desire this. Sure, why not? Oh, can you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: go over my girl too? Yeah, for sure. She looks
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: like she's broke. I'll get her some. Yeah, that bitch
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: don't got no money.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: I'm little by little on my gay shit Fuck y'all
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: get that bitch a drink too You're like don't be
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: gay Wait don't be gay Don't be gay.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah she would like a drink I got.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Her too Fucking hamburger bitch It's hard It's hard No
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: it's hard And being gay is harder No.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: It's not Yeah alright You know how I think gay
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: people are Alright.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Go ahead Why do you want Okay Bro, you tried
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: to secure a bag to suck some dick, bro. If
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to suck dick, I'm going to do it
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: for a bag. I'm going to do it for free.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: You want to go.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: To his party on Saturday and find out who sucked
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: the best dick there.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: No, no. What I said was, I'm pretty sure one
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: of those people, bro.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Nothing, but yeah. And you love head, right? No, you're
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: being gay. No, no, you love head? Because he doesn't
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: have sex. You love, because you don't have sex, right?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Because it's bullshit, bro. It's weird. It's bullshit. No, no. Well,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: you're asking me if I love head. Do you love head? Yes.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Do you love head? No, I'm asking, do you love head?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Do you love head? Yes or no? I asked you.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I definitely don't hate that shit. Do you love head?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: You love head, right? Yeah, of course. So what do
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you want to go with the best? I'm just not
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: attracted to guys. That's the thing. That's not my attraction.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Why are you getting nervous? I'm not getting nervous. I'm
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: getting uncomfortable. Yeah, stop making him uncomfortable. Drop him. And
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: if you want to keep making me feel uncomfortable on camera,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: HR will contact us.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: This is our HR. Hi, I'm here for Jakarta. That's
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: a gay ass show.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Jotting. Okay, okay. All right. By the way, not to throw.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: How do gay fools get at each other? Hey, what's up? Hey,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: what's up? Bathroom. That's what I'm thinking. What? Is that
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: not how fast that happens? No. Have you not seen
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: people have... It's bathroom. Do some cum. Have you not
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: seen people have... Now, did you drink? Did you drink?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Before we had a gay bar? Yeah. Hey. What's up, girl?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: That's your car now. the gay the gay foods yeah
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: let me hit a three-point shot on that shit you're
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: drugging gays no no.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: I'm joking i was joking these are jokes.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Smile smile no no no i mean i just think
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: birthday celebration it's much easier for gay people because i
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: feel like they're more like that's not true what up
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: what up you're with it fat facts so i bet
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: i fucked a lot of straight men you guys know
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: that Oh, this is weird now. This is where Dylan
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: gets weird. If he's fucking you, he's not fucking straight gay.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: That is a fact.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: That's not true.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Because how is he straight? We're not boxing people. It's 20.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: to calm down. I'm HR and you're getting because there
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: is something called gender fluid. I believe yeah Shut up
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: But I'm just thinking, like, look, bro, if there's a
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: person that's attracted to you and you're a man, I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: could see you're a man.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you like that we said that.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: It would depend what you're wearing, but yeah, at the moment,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you're a man. Yeah, at the moment, you're a man.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Is a guy straight if he has intercourse with a
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: gay man? A man can still consider him straight after
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: having sex with a man.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Because sexual orientation is based on who.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: A person is emotionally and sexually attracted to rather than
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: specifically physical acts.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Of their performance. The Jews run Google. Yeah, that's weird
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: as fuck. This is really fun. But no, I just think,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: it's not even the boxing thing, but it's like, bro,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: this is a man that's with another man I think
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: that's gay. No? Or did the definition change? No, you're
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: allowed to feel what you want to feel.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: But when you are butt-fucking me, that's just an emotion
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: we're having.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: There's nothing else connected to it. It's just sex. It's
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: a gay emotion, dude.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: You want to bust a warm fucking fat nut in
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: my pussy?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: It's okay. Oh, Monique's also homophobic, so there you go. No, Monique's...
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just joking. You know that I'm joking. I can't
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: stand these faggots. Oh, I made it weird for the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: group now. Well, fuck it. There's my present. There's a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: happy birthday to me. Did we give him his cake already? Already?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: This is dumb. Are we wrapping this up? I have
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: shit to do. Wait, wait, wait. So are we going...
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Are we going to do the... The... Fuck, my train
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: of thought of the gayest shit you said just.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, so are we... So we're going to do the
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: bet with the bar? Yeah. I'm going to do the bet, yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? I have a perfect bar. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: It has to be out of the city. It has
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: to be out of the city. Okay, so we're on tour.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Because we're all together already. We're going to be in...
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: But you've got to bring straight clothes. But I don't
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: skip wearing this shit trying to get at girls. That's crazy. No,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: you got to be straight clothes, motherfucker. Fuck you, bitch.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: These are cool. Your shorts have fire.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: Fuego.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Straight, let me see. What city are we going to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: be in? We're going to have to choose November. San Antonio. Oh,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: that might be hard for you to get gays in, huh? Texas,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: a straight woman? Oh, no, I'll be perfect for you.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. Okay, San Antonio. I'm going to be a hit.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: You can't be like, hey, my friends have a bet.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I'll give you $ 200. I don't even want to walk
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: in with you guys.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: I want to be solo, like in the cut with myself.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I can imagine straight in. Looking like Wolverine. I can
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: bang bitches like crazy. Stuff is going to be doing
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: his corner creeping. You know what he's talking about? Sup, see, so.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Okay. Sup, see, so. Maybe I could take
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: a class before with you guys. Yeah, not with us. No,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: definitely not with you. With Andres, maybe. Andres is the most,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I think, from this... Trio? Trio. No, Humberto's pretty good
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: with the bitches.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Humberto's just got here. I think the most masculine energy
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: in the foursome is Andrea. No, I'm just kidding. Andres
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: has the most... If you were to ask me who
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: I would want to have... Like pounding me would be Andres.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Because Andres looks like he will pound you and then
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: steal your wallet.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Like you guys are emotional.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Like you guys will.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Steal your wallet. Like you're emotional, baby. You're emotional.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: He's got caress. He's got finesse. He's finesse.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Zuno's like five pumps Zuno because I've heard it.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five. Breathe.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: One.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Breathe. That is not true. I heard it. I was
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: sleeping on the couch, man. No, you weren't. I'm not
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: making this up.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: I'd be taking it in the pants on. Are we
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: fucking saying Andres is the most manly out of me
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: and Jakarta?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Yes. Get the fuck out. Dude. He's the most emotional one.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Andres.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: He beefs it with Andrea, gang.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: Catch it.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Catch it. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: You're saying Andres is the most manly?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. You're not the most manliest man. Yeah, no, definitely.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: I think if it's out of the three of us,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I think you have to be. The most manly thing
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: about him is that, well, I could agree. I could agree.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: I could agree. He is good with cars. Makes him
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: very manly. Yeah. Hella good with cars. Yeah. And he drifts.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: He problem solves. He knows how to change a tire.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I know how to change one. He goes from 100
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: to 100 really quickly. Like my dad, when he would
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: hit me. So it's aggressive. I love that. It's passive aggressive.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I thought he was going to choke. I think
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: me and Jakarta are the most manly. We cheat on
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: our bitches. Andres will cheat on his bitches. Me and
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Jakarta and Humberto cheated on our bitches. Remember you said... No,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: you did. No, no, no. No, you did say.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Your dad was a man because he cheated on your mom.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: First of all, I said my dad... You said that.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: You said he had other women. Don't talk about my
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: fucking dad.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Me and Jakarta cheated on our bitches.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: No. That's nothing to be proud of. I'm not sitting
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: here fucking condoning that. That's not okay. For you to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: just say that's what made your dad a man, though.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't cheat on the right human. Yeah. What? Married men.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Manly men. Straight men. Straight men for sure. But should
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: we be fucking married men?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, but you're not a girl's girl. Bro, you're not
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: a girl's girl, bro. You're not a girl's girl. You
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: fuck with men that have girls? That's not true. Fuck you, Monique.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Bro, how many? That's not true. Damn.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: How many marriages have you ruined?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: None.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: They don't know. It's in the closet, dickhead. Have you
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: ever been to dinner and then you've seen the guy
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: with his wife? Right next to me. At a baptism.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Remember I told you the story? Oh, yeah. I hate
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: this story. Remember I told you the guys? On the
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: day of the Lord. On the day of Sabbath. Bro,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: you're going to hell, guys.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: We were having the baptism. And he's like, let's go
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom real quick.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, stop, dude. That's disgusting. That's rude. Like your
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: wife right there. And he's like, dude, fuck this bitch.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Let's go. And I'm like. Fuck it, let's go. Oh
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: my God, you went at the baptism? Yeah. Bro, y'all
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: both should have burned and died in that fucking bathroom.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: I feel so bad.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Because you have to remember, women to me are beautiful.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: I love and respect them.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: No, I really do. No, you fucking don't. I do.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't do that.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: You seen that married woman and you fucked her man
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: while she was right outside for you. You want to
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: go shake her head after? You want to shake? You
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: probably give her a hug. Probably an air kiss. Like
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: them gay-ass air kisses. That was crazy. You kissed a baby? Nah. No,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: I told the baby in its ear, I'm your new mom. Mama.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: You guys are awesome. It's my birthday. You probably even
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: attacked me. This is an attack. Can we wrap this up?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: That was hilarious. It was really emotional. It took us everywhere.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: It was like vampire on Magic Mountain. It was everywhere.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: That was such a good joke. Yeah, that was a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: really good joke. Do you like that? Yeah, he did
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: to me all. This is fun. We're really uncomfortable. Why'd
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: you do that at baptism, fool? If you're going to
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: go all the way, do it at church, though. That's worse, though.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Baptism is worse, no? Take it to the temple. Is
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: baptism worse? Yes, it's a sacrament. No, I'm kidding. I've
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: been fucking at church since you. I don't know what
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: to do. Oh, okay. You know what? I need you
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: to go back. Are you kidding me? Wait, did the
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: priest touch you first? Hell no. No, I told you
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: the story. No, fuck you. Fuck both of you. He
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: said you were kicking around the church, right? No, that's
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: the stigma.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Those are the stigmas about being homosexual. A lot of
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: people think in society, if you're gay because you were
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: touched or molested.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: When you were a child. I didn't say that about you.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: I was saying, but that's not true.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: I was never touched or molested, but I did have
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: this one uncle. He was fine. And I was like, fuck,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: I want him to touch me so bad. Dog.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: It's getting darker.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: It's my birthday. I came to celebrate. What's up with
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: you guys?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Fight with Andrea. Wait, wait. Andrea's like, no, no, no. Wait,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: what's your teeth going to go? Wait, let's do the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: cake thing again. Wait, what's your teeth going to go? Like, tío.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: I want to sit on his lap. No, I would
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: drop things, Jakarta. I'm like, tío, me down. Oh, I'm
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: the bad one. You never want to fuck your aunt? Dude,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: watch your fucking mouth, man. Well, you want to know
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: because you can't see them? Can we wrap this up?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I have shit to do. Yeah, fuck me, I ain't
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: fucking with you.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Do I look sexy?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, bro? Weird ass bitch. What?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. Why are you mad at me?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: Why are you mad? Because you haven't seen your t-shirt.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: You don't know if you want a boner or not. Bro,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: when I wouldn't think about family like that, I think
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: it's very weird. I don't know what type of Mexican
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: shit you got going on.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: See, we're laughing about you wanting to fuck your uncle.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: It was funny. I didn't laugh. I thought that was disgusting.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm the only sane one here, you know?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Did he not laugh? I did not laugh. Literally. Run
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: it back. It's a replay. You had joyous eyes when
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: you were laughing. It's all in the eyes, chico. Yeah,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: like your hands. All right, well, that's nice. Girls don't lie.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: You don't like these jokes, I think they're weird But just.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Your PDF jokes are totally fine. I think those are
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: bad too. I have an addiction and I'm trying to
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: solve it. What the fuck?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? You're a weird bitch. You're a weird bitch.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Don't end it like that, bitch. You want to distribute
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: what's in there. Yeah, don't do that shit. That's fucking weird.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Obviously to the jokes. I don't give a fuck. I'm
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: a grown ass man. No, not like... Time's up. Delete
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: this whole last 10 minutes. We're out of here. We
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: love you guys.