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Rufus Home Video | Son of a Boy Dad #252 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: week and you missed this week? I was in transit.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot you were in France? Yes, from very Gayahasparis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: getting your masters?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, how do you go? It's fucking beautiful easy, it's
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  Speaker 6: don't change the subject.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in France. Dude, you're a You have a
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  Speaker 1: fucking French watch.
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  Speaker 3: O dee Mars. That's losing time, jay Z said the
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  Speaker 3: s there. You don't pronounce the.
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  Speaker 1: S Aldemar a Plesia pig.
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  Speaker 5: So fucking not familiar.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that watch. That's literally what rappers rap about.
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  Speaker 3: I have had this a long time.
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  Speaker 5: And what's that oneps are rapping about the fit bit.
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  Speaker 5: I believe.
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  Speaker 3: I don't count my steps with this watch. I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you that much.
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  Speaker 5: I'm all about health these days. I know I've gotten
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  Speaker 5: enough all about health. I just I walked to get
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  Speaker 5: lunch today. I walked a long way. I walked to
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  Speaker 5: Italy to eat the prime roast prime rib sandwich. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: very nice. How was it?
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  Speaker 3: I learned that walking to lunch work up your appetite,
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  Speaker 3: which is nice. Yeah, And I felt much happier and
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  Speaker 3: more excited to eat the sandwich once I returned to
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  Speaker 3: the office.
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  Speaker 5: Definitely.
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  Speaker 3: And I know that this is true because our dog
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  Speaker 3: Koji is dying of bone cancer. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: much time he's got, and he often refuses to eat
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  Speaker 3: his meals.
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  Speaker 5: Unless he walks.
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  Speaker 3: And then if you walk him, which you would think
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  Speaker 3: he probably wouldn't be up for. But if you give
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  Speaker 3: him a good long walk after that, he'll come in
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  Speaker 3: and he'll eat very nice all by himself. So I
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  Speaker 3: took the same lesson from this noble warrior, our beloved Koji.
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  Speaker 1: Beloved Koji to Koji, Yeah, raise a glass, he's been
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  Speaker 1: variety coffee. I've been noticing so much about both of you, sas.
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed that you look skinny as hell today. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I think you might have lost weight gaunt. Probably doesn't
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  Speaker 1: he look a little bit gaunt.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: You look gaunt.
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  Speaker 3: You look gaunt, you look sunken.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you on the street like of New York,
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  Speaker 1: and you look like like skinny. You look like twenty
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  Speaker 1: nineteen says maybe.
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  Speaker 10: It's the concoction of pills that I'm putting in my
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  Speaker 10: body every day.
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  Speaker 3: Appetites, presence. I'm up to a lot of.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, pharmaceutic dude. They know my name at the pharmacy.
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  Speaker 3: Now when I have to fill out forms, I have
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  Speaker 3: to go early to doctor's appointments to fill out the
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  Speaker 3: actual forms. Give how many prescription drugs on all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because I asked you prescriptions beforehand, and you have
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  Speaker 1: to fucking write a full dossier.
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  Speaker 5: Dude. I leave CVS with a paper duffel bag rattling around.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to you bring reusable tots.
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  Speaker 5: You can see my backpack.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sounds like moroccas.
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  Speaker 3: You're stealing Mento's in there.
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  Speaker 1: I was like like cucarachos playing.
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  Speaker 5: I keep that ship on me at all times.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro, Bro can share a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: No, I need everything for my bear.
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  Speaker 10: Well, they changed my zol Off prescription three times, so
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  Speaker 10: I just have like an insane amount of Soloft.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a shame that so often isn't recreationally nice.
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  Speaker 3: I just started a new drug. I'm excited about it.
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  Speaker 5: I started a new one too, Well Buttrin. Oh, I'm familiar,
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  Speaker 5: you know it, I'm familiar. Well, we spoke about it,
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  Speaker 5: we did that one.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people like, yeah, this one is a
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  Speaker 3: slight derivative of well buttrin, it has some kind of
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  Speaker 3: added molecule because I guess, well Buttrin is so common
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  Speaker 3: under so many different brands or something that like you
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  Speaker 3: often get prescribed it and it will be made a
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  Speaker 3: little bit differently.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so crazy that that there's like four others
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  Speaker 1: generic brands of the drugs that you want, and then
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  Speaker 1: you'll get the CBS brand and it's bashor it's trash.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean even Zoloff, it's not. It's cer trillion,
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  Speaker 5: soir trillion. Yeah, it's not. Doesn't say of interesting.
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  Speaker 3: So slightly more wealthy than his younger brother Curvillian.
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  Speaker 5: Talk about well, talk about your well, well Buttrian, because
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  Speaker 5: I got a let me just say, I got a
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  Speaker 5: little bit of a heavier, heavier, hitter.
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  Speaker 3: And you got you're going to big dick. Dude, Well,
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  Speaker 3: here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Did you have to show your license for yours?
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  Speaker 3: No? I did.
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  Speaker 1: What class drug is ITEGE?
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  Speaker 5: But I have to do that when I get suit
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  Speaker 5: of FAED. I think that is true. That's only because
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  Speaker 5: you can make meth with it, right.
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  Speaker 1: So what is well? Buttrin, I'm going to look it
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  Speaker 1: up right now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know a whole lot about it. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's a pretty it's a very common anti depressant, anti
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  Speaker 3: anxiety medication, and it.
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  Speaker 1: Can help people quit smoking. It says, yes it can.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard that as well.
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  Speaker 1: And it helps against seasonal effective disorder, which is called SAS.
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  Speaker 5: That's just depression.
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  Speaker 3: I spoke to SaaS. I called SAS because he's my pharmacist. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: in some ways, And I said.
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  Speaker 5: Terrible timing though, Yeah, you and I really like like
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  Speaker 5: women sinking their periods.
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  Speaker 3: We both decided to let our minds malfunction.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 5: We literally had a conversation the other day where I
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  Speaker 5: was like, dude, I want to cancel the rest of
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  Speaker 5: my tour dates for the year, but not anymore.
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  Speaker 10: I had a good weekend, but this was like last week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: And then I was like, but I literally can't because
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  Speaker 10: you just did. And I was like, and then it's
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  Speaker 10: gonna look like we like something.
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  Speaker 5: Terrible happened to both of us where we both had
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  Speaker 5: to be like we got to take the rest of
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  Speaker 5: the year off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you guys, there's like you guys got touched
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  Speaker 1: by Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You saw something terrible together, can't gas molested both?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're like still recovering from it.
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  Speaker 3: Comedy green rooms not what I thought they were. They're
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  Speaker 3: not the safe space they once were. I called sas
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  Speaker 3: about well.
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  Speaker 5: Bututrin and uh, you called me about zoloft.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what I called you about?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 5: But did you we did we talk about well Buttrin?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think so, yeah you knew about it.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know a bunch of people to take it, okay,
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  Speaker 10: like I think my entire family.
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  Speaker 3: Today is my first day I started today.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it takes like a couple of weeks for it
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  Speaker 1: to take right, I think.
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  Speaker 10: So that's what they say. I felt it. I felt
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  Speaker 10: I zole off within like the first week.
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  Speaker 1: So no, nothing to report on it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean in general, I feel pretty good today.
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  Speaker 3: I had a big day yesterday that these things happened
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  Speaker 3: to me every once in a while where I wandered
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  Speaker 3: into a store and spent a lot of money and
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  Speaker 3: then I felt sick to my stomach and guilty. Every
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  Speaker 3: once in a while more lately, new jeans, new jeans, look.
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  Speaker 3: I had a better outfit on I wore. I wore
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  Speaker 3: a new sweater, I wore my big amez coat. I
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  Speaker 3: had a sick ensemble. And I went to get that
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  Speaker 3: roast beef sandwich and it was so warm out that
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  Speaker 3: I was deeply uncomfortable walking back and sweating as I
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  Speaker 3: ate my food. And I thought to myself, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to be the guy who sweats while he's eating nowast,
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  Speaker 3: like our coworkers who have to take bites more slowly
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  Speaker 3: because they can't breathe out of their nose while they're eating.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of bra Oh, how you're eating?
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  Speaker 3: Just wheezing through meals.
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  Speaker 1: That's the mating call of the Chicago office.
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  Speaker 3: It is through a roast beef, just fucking chopping up
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  Speaker 3: uncrustables with their Delta reserve card.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have Delta reserve, No, they certainly don't. I
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  Speaker 1: won't have that card, so you wait. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to talk about first the new jeens, which
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  Speaker 1: have to be that's six hundred dollars jeans.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure five bucks, No, five hundred, five hundred.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a store called ven Space in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 5: I literally don't even know I guess now I know Vnspace.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I don't even know where I
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  Speaker 5: could acquire five hundred dollars jeans.
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  Speaker 12: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: They The first bar of pants they put me in
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  Speaker 3: were twelve fifty and I said, no way. Jose, his
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  Speaker 3: name was Jose, and I I took them off. They
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  Speaker 3: were by this company called Jill Sander. You ever heard
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  Speaker 3: of this? It's all japan in fact.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa, it's all Japs. You can't say that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say it, did I was gonna say Japanese.
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  Speaker 5: Then I decided to you can't say that.
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  Speaker 1: We have to keep it in just for accountability.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine. I don't think I actually meant to say
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  Speaker 3: jap there.
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  Speaker 5: Well you did. Then you just said it again, and
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  Speaker 5: it's bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: That is just like half the word.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what I was trying to do is I was
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to say it's all Japanese, and then
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  Speaker 3: I stopped and said, it's all Japan because the price.
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  Speaker 5: Tag was in yen. Oh really?
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  Speaker 3: And I said, do I have to convert that? And
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  Speaker 3: they said, oh, well, don't even pay attention to that
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  Speaker 3: because they charge some mark up anyway. And that's what
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  Speaker 3: sparked the idea for me to fly to.
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  Speaker 1: Japan and get some salvage denim.
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  Speaker 3: And purchase a bunch of clothes. I'm thinking I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: bring an entire suitcase, an empty suitcase, check it, and
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  Speaker 3: then arrive and fill it and bring it home.
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  Speaker 5: So are those Japanese done them? Yeah, they're made in Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Are you gonna put them in the freezer? No, you're
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  Speaker 5: supposed to. I won't. That's what josh Adam Meyers told man.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never wash them.
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  Speaker 5: He said that he has. He puts his Japanese down
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  Speaker 5: him in the freezer. That's how you wash them?
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  Speaker 3: Well you yeah, you sprinkle baking sod on the inside
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  Speaker 3: and pull them up with rubber bands and put him
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  Speaker 3: in the freezer. But I'm not that guy, No, you are.
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  Speaker 3: You are that guy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take him to Japan and get them to
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  Speaker 3: do them over there. Find the one guy.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if they can tell the Japanese.
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  Speaker 3: Ja jaf Japanese. Another person told me I should wear
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  Speaker 3: them in the bathtub, take a bath with them on
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  Speaker 3: no hot bath and they know, no soap anyting. But
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: then they'll sort of mold to your legs a little better. Interesting,
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  Speaker 3: but not these though, these aren't. Look I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: dress more in this clunky, chunky way bag gear bag year.
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  Speaker 5: That's what the teens are doing.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm into right now. I'm I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: find a new me. By the way, I know this
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  Speaker 3: is all posing. I don't know fashion. I had to
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  Speaker 3: go into that store and tell the guy teach me,
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  Speaker 3: walk me to the promise.
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  Speaker 1: And then he was like, oh, we got a fucking
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  Speaker 1: big fish on the line, give him the eighteen pants.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's definitely what happened. It was so much worse
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  Speaker 3: than that, by the way. Yeah, he started me in
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  Speaker 3: those and they were ridiculous. The leg was this wide,
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  Speaker 3: like a trunk of a tree. They were just they
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  Speaker 3: made my feet look small. Ran back and we created
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  Speaker 3: a huge stack of clothes. The guy's name was Axel.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out Axel, like the lead singer of Guns N' Roses.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Or the part of the truck device that holds the
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  Speaker 3: wheels or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: And he uh in Beverly Hills, cop, are there more? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: now we're now, we're we're stretching.
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  Speaker 5: Stretch.
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  Speaker 3: So created a huge stack of clothes. We brought them
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  Speaker 3: to the register, rang it up, and then I had
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  Speaker 3: to whittle and it was a real Soaphie's choice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was whittling a way things that I really liked.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Do you guys know the company The Row?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not familiar.
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  Speaker 3: The Roe was created by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, really,
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  Speaker 3: and it has become one of the most celebrated and
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  Speaker 3: sought after and acclaimed fashion labels in fashion. Good for them.
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  Speaker 1: Good for them because they're probably.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Their acting careers are over.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, they are killing it. The Row is so expensive.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't buy anything from the Row. It's too expensive.
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  Speaker 5: I like to.
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  Speaker 10: like I like that. Like we're not seeing the Olsen
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  Speaker 10: twins on like podcasts, you know what I mean, because
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  Speaker 10: that's what happens like a lot of child stars. Like
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  Speaker 10: You'll be scrolling Instagram and all of a sudden, you'll
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  Speaker 10: be like, oh shit, that's that dude from that show.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they may be doing fashion, they maybe be
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  Speaker 3: doing podcasts, but it would be about fashion. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 3: it's the prices are bananas, yeah, but it's everyone loves it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Did you buy some of their show?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I tried a bunch of it on. It was pretty cool.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Way they make up for dudes. Yeah, what are their
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: skinny little asses know about men's clothing?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Apparently more than everybody, one of them in each of
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: those legs. I also think that I also think that
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: they have a whole bunch of designers. I don't know
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: how much of the men's clothing they're actually designing themselves.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: None.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, but then listen to this. Listen to this, Listen
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: to this. This is crazy. So I did all that shopping.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I was running errands all day. Yeah, I did all
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: that shopping. Then I went to Whole Foods and got
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: groceries for the week. And then I and by the way,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I had spent so much at this clothing store that
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: as I was going through Whole Foods, I was like,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I can't afford the dry aged New York strip. I'm
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: going to call the regular grass.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: So that's like twenty three dollars to like ninety or something.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, Now I need to save five dollars.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: You got to go to Trader Joe's for your meats.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I went to Whole Foods.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you you and I knew that before you
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: said it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Then why are you going to Whole Foods for your meats?
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Because it's a it's if you're gonna if you're gonna
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: get meats at Whole Foods, it has to be chicken
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: and nothing else. Anything else is too expensive. Well you
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: know who actually has a great cut costco.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Let me, you're gonna love this where this is going?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Got my Whole Foods. Then I went to a paint
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: store and I purchased some paint. And then I went
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: to uh some out the like the outlets in Industry
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: City and bought a lamp at the rh outlets.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Store restoration hardware.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: That was like way marked down because I had a
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: little dang on it. And then uh, in that same place,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I bought a box of chocolate truffles that I hand
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: selected myself dark choco peanut butter cups. I also bought
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: one that was peanut butter jelly covered in dark chocolate.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: All in one day. I didn't like, Yeah, I'm trying
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: to see where Ball face, waiting for the window of
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the nine hour window of sitting on your couch and watching.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Ball like I'm thinking Bill's Cheese. I watched Bill's and Steel.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I watched some of Bill's Chiefs to watch you wake
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: up at the crack of dawn to.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Wake up early?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Seventy five? Pat must biography as well.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Really had the time Did you wake up? Two amy
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: on a mark wall? How did you squeeze? Dude?
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: I woke up yesterday before Ball, and I like went
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: on a walk and got a smoothie and I was like, damn,
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: I can't believe I was able to squeeze this all in.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Before because my clothing. Okay, So I went last I
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: went to uh, this antique store in Brooklyn, and I
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: parked on the street and it was such a nice
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: day that I had put the windows down in my car,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: and as I parked my I put the windows up,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: but without realizing it, I did not close the window
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: in the back seat. One of the two windows in
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: the back seat was wide open.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Which which vintage store it or the Horseman one on
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Atlantic Avenue. Yes, that's like five stories, Yep, that's the best.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That's the coolest store that I've ever been to.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm in the fourth floor and I'm hearing to myself
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: someone talk about like a chair and I'm like, god, Lee,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: that sounds like Mark Norman. And I walked down a
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: flight of stairs and sure enough I ran into Mark
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Normand and I'm like, I can't.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I thought I was imagining that. And he's got a
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: pretty distinct voice. I like, he does it rings out?
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah, these are expensive whatever, okay, And we said hi
• 19:56
  Speaker 12: to each other, talk for a little bit, and then
• 19:59
  Speaker 12: he said good buy by saying comedy.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I don't. I don't think you need
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: to say that here.
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: I've had I've had interactions with him out in the
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: public where he's done that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like a tick.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: It's great.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah he actually said that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't buy anything. I got back to
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: my car and everything was gone.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: No, you gobbed.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Except for the clothes because I had put them in
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the trunk.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, So the chocolate truffles.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Oh no, gone, No, the lamp was gone, the groceries
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: were gone. They took my groceries, two bags of Whole
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Food's groceries.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: They're just eating a fucking the grass fed rear by tartar.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: They can't even fucking cook it if they're just robbing
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I know, that's like the most brooklyn burglary of all time.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: They didn't break anything, they didn't take the car, they
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: didn't take anything other than like organic groceries, a lamp
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: bought at a discount, and a fucking some housemade tules.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Disgruntled voter.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was pretty mad.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, of course, you mean I would have
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: been raging what.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I would have been so pissed all in all.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Especially saying like you have to go back to Whole Foods.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that that was tough.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You have to go back to the fucking truffle shop
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and you still have to watch Bill's cheese.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I was still pretty close to the Whole Foods, but
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I did so you went, No, I didn't have it
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: in me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I just gave up Uber Eats. Yeah, I just ordered
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: food that night, but.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I I was in a weird way. I was relieved
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: because I had put the most expensive thing in the trunk,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: which was the clothes that I bought.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: If they had gotten off with the clothes, oh my god,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you would have John, That.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Would that would have been really upsetting.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I could have legitimately seen you on on a Patrick
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Bateman esque killing spree of the homeless.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Water today, instead of taking my first pill of medicine,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I'm taking the months support.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Very well. Yeah, extremely well. View tripped. Yeah, but Atlantic
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Avenue on that stretch is not even seedy.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It was just it was just off Atlantic like uh,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: you know, into sort of Borham Hilly when it's nice.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: It's nice broad day.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't. They didn't have to break in. The window
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: was open.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Honestly, someone someone will probably be like, well, that's what
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you get for leaving your window open. It shouldn't be.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Leaving your window open is not an invitation for fucking
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: no fevery. That would be so fucking pissed.
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: I would be pissed. That's that's pretty brutal. At least
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: they didn't get the closed.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: For some reason. It didn't bother me that much. It's
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty bucks of groceries.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Wellby trim will have that effect on.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: The lamp was like a hundred bucks.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: We could have been way worbbed than just going.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to not.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah whatever, Well, I don't care.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Happened.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: That's That's what I'm trying to be now.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm doing as well.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: To me, I was. I was more upset later that
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: night than I had spent as much as I did
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: on clothing. I was more. That was my major hang up.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Alicia would be able to use the clothes. Yeah, now
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you have to use the clothes like as a sign
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: of fortitude for the closed fallen brothers, the groceries and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the truffles and the lamp, because like they have to
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: live double for their twin that fucking perished m Yeah,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I know exactly what you mean.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. I've been I've been living a
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: spartan lifestyle. You have lately been eating meals that are
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I take a purple sweet potato, I microwave it on
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: sweet potato. I was setting for sweet potatoes and microwave
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: it on sweet potato. And then I take organic Deli turkey,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: four slices and an avocado, and I dri drible a
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: little of that Palestinian olive oil made from the Rebbel
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: on the avocado, with some pink sea salt from the Himalayas,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: not the Chinese side, the Tibetan side, so you can
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: actually hear the cries of like it's our country. Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: and then and then that that has been my meal.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Sounds good, four slices of turkey and avocado and a
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: purple sweet potato.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: It's not that good, sounds healthy.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: You get sick of it very quickly.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: No I hot sauce or anything. No Jesus Christ.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I've been eating that for lunch and dinner. I wait
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: that for lunch and dinner. Not Friday because I went
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: to Julia's wedding, but pretty much around all my other meals.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can call it a spartan life
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: lifestyle if you're wearing Manolo Blanik loafers. I'm pretty sure
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: that in the movie The Summer, when you're when you're
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: less of a Spartan, yeah, more of a Peloponnesian.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: No, I'm a seasonal spartan Spartan. I'm come back to
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I come back to Sparta when I need to really
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: round myself.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, I'm trying to get to Sparta right.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Now, get my finances in order. Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Is it Well Beach working for you? Oh?
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not on Well Beach, I'm on got off ship. Yeah, no,
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: I got Klonipin.
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: What you can share that, I'm not sharing any Come on,
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to take it as little as I possibly
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: can because it's so fun. No, it's actually I will
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: say it's not as good.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: As Adavan was the Kingpin. Yeah, it's because it's, uh,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: you're a.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the it's like a nineties like party drug.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: What's the uh? The release?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: The limited?
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: No, like you know how it like extended release. It's
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: extended release.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: So it's not like like Ada Van theatrical cutes.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: The director's cut four and a half. Zack Snyder made
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: this patch and.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Michael Bay is talking about four and a half your body.
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: When I got prescribed to Atavan for flying a couple
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: of years ago, that would be like you take that
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: like ten minutes before the flight, You're gone, like like immediately,
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: like you're you're an outer.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Space for the entire flight. More than xanax. I have
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: never taken ZANX, but I think.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Doesn't really have that much of an effect on me,
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: to be honest.
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: But Klanapin is uh, it's it kind of is just
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: like pretty mellow the entire time.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: You don't really get to.
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: The first time I took it, which was last Thursday,
• 26:40
  Speaker 10: before the show, before a show, you're.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Cap pinned out of the show.
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: I'm taking such a small dose. I'm taking half of
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: a point five milligra.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, now we get the truth. This guy's telling me
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: he had to fucking, you know, put his guns in
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: a locker to get his fucking prescription.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Pick. Oh, I've got dude. They gave me so many of.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Them and I can't get a fucking one.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: You're not getting a single one? Why I put a
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: padlock on the pill bottle?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, like at the time.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just for me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Just buy someone. You're in Thailand next week.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I've literally I've had multiple people ask me for them, already.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: About to go to Mexico to just to try and
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: get some. But I probably can't even get them at
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the Mexican that's how good they are.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: They're so good.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: The pharmacia doesn't even have them.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: Now I'm hoping to just take them for like a
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: couple of weeks when I need them, So I'm hoping
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: to take them no more than like twice a week.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: That's not how works.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: It's actually exactly how it works.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to do it as a very regular he
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: readjust your brain to it situation.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: They'll take about two years sticking into the back of
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: my fucking head. Damn, How did they How do they
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: break the news to you that you're getting a party drug?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Is your fucking prescription?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Because I so, I, Hey.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna prescribe you. We're gonna need to sit you down.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: We wut some mally for you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I talked to Francis on I must have been what
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Thursday or Wednesday? Tuesday?
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: I had spots and I was taking these I was
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: getting prescribed the beta blockers. Yeah, for for for performance
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: anxiety bullshit, which is the thing that The thing that's
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: annoying is that I'm not like I'm not nervous, Like
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: I'm not like nervous about stand up. It's not like
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: I'm like, oh my god, am I gonna bomb? Like
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: I'm freaking out, Am I gonna bomb? It's the it's
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: I had a panic attack on stage like three weeks
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: ago and then I have panic disorders.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Now every time I'm on.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: Stage, I'm like, it's gonna happen again. It's happening again.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: That that's I know people for whom it's simply the
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: fear of having a pandy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: That's what panic is. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, self fulfilling kind of prophecy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: So then you just get into like a vicious cycle
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: of like constant like I'm gonna I went it, When
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: is it gonna happen?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have panic attack. I'm gonna have a panic attack.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I felt that way when I first shipped myself. Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that like anytime it's like I'm gonna every time you
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: leave house. Oh no, yeah myself, I better try and
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: take a double dump right now exactly so I don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: ship myself.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's very nutting. Yeah, you know, you know when
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: you're fucking a girl and you don't not then she
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: gets upset.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Oh and then you go, I'm never gonna nut again.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: And you think I'm never gonna nut again.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, do.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: This is exactly what it's like.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: But for panic attacks for me, does COLNIP treat no nutting?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: I probably does.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: No, It probably makes you like, it probably invaporates all
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: your nuts inside of you. You might never nutt again.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I stay away. I was going to ask for some
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: of your kingpins.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: But the kingpin is not going anywhere, some.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Of those klondike bars.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: That's also the best part about it is just having it, yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: because it relieves so much like anxiety, because you're.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: Like, you're like, well, then if I do a panic attack,
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: I have the colonipin.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: It's the perfect antidote to the exact feeling you're talking
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: about exactly. It's like they're fighting against each other and
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: you don't even have to touch the battle exactly over
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: here chilling, well, they just they're existence, yeah, just leans
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: against one another.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: But it's been a I mean it's been a battle
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: these last couple of weeks.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: I got so I got prescribed EIGHTA blockers proper and all,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: and I took those before doing two spots on Tuesday.
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: Dude, I've never I literally wanted to kill myself for
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: four hours straight. Like the whole thing was like they're like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: they're like, it eliminates.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: The four hours.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Try four months, dude, talk to me, Talk to me.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: And it's been four months.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: I remember looking at I was talking to people at
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: the stand and I was talking about it, and I
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: was like, I don't think I'm ever going to be
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: able to do stand up again, like like normally.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Everybody and uh, and.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: That's a good thing to say in comedy. I just
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: don't think it's ever gonna go well.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And I just watched the tables because everyone all these
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: it's very funny because Bo Bo Burnham has a funny
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: thing that I would I mean rabbit.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Bo Burnham. Yeah, that is true.
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: Bo Burnham has a he he stopped doing stand up
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: because he was having panic.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You're buddy, Bo, You've been talking about this.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: But he has a thing where it was very funny.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: It was relatable to me because he's looking up. He's
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: like it's talking about how he's about to go up
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: in front of a two thousand person theater and he's
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: like googling, like how to get over stage right, and
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: they're like, imagine everyone in their underwear. He's like, no,
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: this isn't like a presentation that I'm giving in front
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: of a class. All of these people are here to
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: see me, so it's like, look, there's not really a
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: lot of shit that you can look up that helps.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: But the one thing that I found was proper and all,
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: and everyone was like, it'll I guess it keeps your
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: adrenaline from spiking, so it makes it so you don't
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: feel the physical symptoms of anxiety. But I must have
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: had like a bad reaction to it. I took it twice, and.
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: Both times it was like my physical anxiety wasn't as bad,
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: but like my mind was just racing, like not like
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: the only thoughts I was having were like very negative thoughts,
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: being like I'm gonna freak out on.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Stage, like it was terrible, and this is from the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: beta block this was from.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: The beta blocker.
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: And then so I so then I'm like I'm going
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: on the road on Thursday, and I'm like, right now,
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: I don't think I can do an hour. And so
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: then I called my doctor and they were like, stop
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: taking the propanol immediately. And then they were like, I
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: can't prescribe you anything else. Get a psychiatrist. Went on ZocDoc,
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: look a psychiatrist for like the next thirty minutes.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Dude, dude, dude, I call. I did a zoom within
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: like five minutes. He was like, I'm gonna give you.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I was like he was just.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Like a member of the cartel.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: It was literally just it was awesome. He was the best.
• 32:33
  Speaker 10: But he was like he was like, how's it going,
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: And I was like, well, I had four panic attacks
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: last week and he goes, brother, that's too many. It
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: it's like Jacked black dude, and he just goes He's like, brother,
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: that's too many.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna help you out.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: That's cool called brother by a black that's Jack. Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: It was pretty sick.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: And then I want to see if is Jack Black
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: a sponsor this week? They are damn well, we'll drop
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: in the Jack Blackbird.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Pretty good. Catch Ron is on his battle wrap ship
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: right now. I know writing all these disc tracks.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: But uh so then I did.
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: I did Columbus and I took the colonipin before still
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: was like pretty on edge the entire show. I don't
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: know if people can tell, but like I was like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: like the show was fine, like I did well, but
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: it was like the entire time I'm like repeating shit
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: in my head to like try and like be like
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: like just let it pass through, like bullshit like that,
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: Like motivation mantras. Yeah, I'm repeating mantras in my head
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: and then this too show pass exactly.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to like write shit down.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Your gay as will wind up getting that tattooed on
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: your wrists.
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: Or dude, I had to write it down on my
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: notes with my set list, like in caps, being like
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: this too shall pass.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Keep calm, yes, exactly, keep calm, and joke how lucky
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: are we?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Exactly, dude. It's literally exactly what I had to do.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Like in the hotel room, I had to like prepare
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: myself and be like let go. It sucks, dude. It's
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: like it's truly it's miserable, but.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Then it does help. I mean, it's like it all
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: comes in waves.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: It does. It does help. And there's a lot I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: been reading a ton.
• 34:18
  Speaker 10: About like like what causes panic attacks and stuff, and
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: it is very interesting and causes them. Well, it's it's
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: more like the it's it's your mind, your sets off,
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: your fight or flight, and then you get you get
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: scared and then you go into fight or flee. But
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: I can't flee because I'm on stage, so I fight
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: and then it gets worse because then your brain's like oh, ship,
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: there's actual danger here, and then it keeps increasing, like
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: it keeps.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Coming, imagining you on stage knowing you can't flee, and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: then just fighting people.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, I know that.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's definitely why a lot of comedians become
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: like super combative. I bet when things aren't going exactly
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: right for them, they get into a fight or flight
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: and then they're just like, well, you maybe you should
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: shut your fucking autistic clashing out.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: The single best portrayal of that phenomenon you described, I
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: think Four Comedians was John Mulaney in his cameo and
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: crashing when uh.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, when he says like I hate comedy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when they're at town Hall and Pete Holmes is
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: opening for him and John Mulaney's walking with him to
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: look at the stage and he's like, oh god, here
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: we go, it's happening. I hate comedy. It's only the
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: thing I've always ever wanted to do my entire life,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: and it worked out and now I have to do it,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: which I fucking hate. The single thing I hate doing
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: the most is the thing I have to do. And
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: it's like there's just this amazing rant of like, you know,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: how it worked out and how it's the worst thing
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: that could have happened.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, now that's exactly what it is. But then I
• 36:00
  Speaker 10: did Uh. Then I did Indy with Mooke, and that
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: was good. O'Connor, I think you're talking about murder.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: He was in the area, though he was actually doing
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: the downstairs him. I was upstairs about bets, Mike bets,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Mookie bets. That's I think that's actually where Mooke got
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Mooke from. Actually, yes, mouk bets. Yeah. Was it like
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: a gambling handle, Yeah, I think so. Marty Mush who
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: was something like that. I think Owen would know more.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Owen didn't Mooke. What didn't MOOKI used to have like
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: some website or some ship.
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, Bookie's basement. I don't know something, Mooky's basement,
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: Mooky's basement, something like that. There's some weird origin story
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: to the Mook thing.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: But then I did the first show and Indy still
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: didn't really feel great, And then I talked to Uh.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I talked to Joe List about it, because apparently he
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: has had the exact same problem with him. I messaged
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: him like, resort, what'd you say?
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: I was like, I'm having panic attacks on stage, like
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: do you have any advice on what to do? And
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: he just gave me a bunch of like help, like
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: a ton of helpful information.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Did you were told that he had suffered from this?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: That's what Lev told me that And then I never
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: heard of Lev told me, I never said anything. And
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: then no, noted for and I know.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: A guy named Lev spheared of. Excuse me, I'm glad
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I clarified.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: This is not the guy he knows. It's the guy
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: The guy I know is in academics. Yeah, so it
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: wasn't him.
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but uh yeah, the stuff that he said helped
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: a lot. And uh and then the last show the
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: weekend was fucking awesome.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Where was that It was in Indy? It was there
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: was two shows in Indy?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Oh right, and then you went from there somewhere else.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Right, No, that one didn't happen.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Can you tell us what advice he gave you, just
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: in case someone's who's listening suffers and maybe they could
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: benefit from some of the advice.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean it was pretty standard advice.
• 37:59
  Speaker 10: He gave me a bunch of of like books to
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: read and stuff like that. And and also he was
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: like he was like, I mean if you've had a
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: panic attack on stage, then like your biggest fear happened
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: and you were fine. So I think that's like the
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: biggest that's the biggest thing. It's like they're like, well,
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: it happened and it was fine and no one noticed.
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: And then he's like and he was like, if it's
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: too bad that you can't do the show, you just
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: say I don't feel well, I have to go, and
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: then that's it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You could just always blame diarrhea.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Diarrhea, I have to have diarrhea. Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Er famously had to get off stage and his opener came.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: He just told the crowd He's like, I'm really sorry,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I have to go take a ship. Yeah, walked off
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: as opener came back on. Did more time.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just have to have someone in the clip
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that can just do more time exactly.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: There's an amazing clip that I just saw recently of
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: a I think it's an Australian weather man who is
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: starts having a panic attack while he's presenting the weather
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: and I don't even remember the forecast being that bad. No,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: which was surprised.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: It's a sunny day, buddy, get it together.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: But he's able to articulate that it's coming on. Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: He's like, okay, over here out of the Northwest, my
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: heartbeat is starting to race, and yeah, I'm sorry everybody.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: You know, I suffer from panic disorder and I'm having
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: a panic attack.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: We just wanted to hear the weather.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did it very seamously. I think everyone it's
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: cool about anxiety. By and large, Yeah, anxiety is less
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: stigmatized than depression. I would say I.
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: Would agree with that. Yeah, yeah, I think I think
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: a lot of people have anxiety. That's why, even if
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: they don't even know that they have it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and big tough guys have it. Oh yeah, like
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: big strong, tough comedian guys have it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like your time. Well I'm not a big tough,
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: strong guy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah you are now, But I will say it does
• 39:55
  Speaker 10: help to know that, like someone else has experienced the
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: same thing as you, because in my head I was like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: know what, Like the only person I could find online
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: that ever had a panic attack on stage was Bo Burnham,
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: who then quit comedy because of that. And I was like, well,
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: I don't really want to quit my job.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Is that why he quit? Yeah? Performing live?
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he quit performing live because he was having panic
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: attacks on stage.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: So it's like, that's not really a great example of like,
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: that's not very like motivating for me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I like, okay, so I know.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: One person that the only the only is that you know,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: he is one of the great sort of like genre
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: bending communitys of our time.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Obviously. Yeah, that's but that's why I'm saying it's not
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: not very motivating from my personal experience, right, Yeah, So
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: it was good to know that other people it's happened
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: if he had known lev yes first.
• 40:45
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, truly, that's fucking sick that you had
• 40:52
  Speaker 13: the resources to be able to wrangle this problem and uh.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Well it's still a problem, black dude. Yeah, wrangle it though.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, a wild horse is still a wild horse.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But if you break it, you know what I mean.
• 41:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely feeling better. I feel I feel I feel
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: very positive.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: That's fucking amazing.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I feel I feel euphoric right now in a way.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that will fade. I've been very manic lately.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: You've probably noticed this, you guys, and it manifests typically
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: in just completely uh over indulgent activities, often eating, you know,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: especially sweets, and then once I curbed that. That's when
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: you start to see me buying crazy clothes and stuff.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: It was probably whoever robbed you was probably just looking
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: out for you. They're like, oh, I know he's manic.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I cannot let him have these truffles.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: They left the medication. It was in the front cup holder.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: It was your guardian angel.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: It just has an angel.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but listen, I know I talk about buying crazy
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: expensive shit and buy and large. It's not because I'm
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: trying to flex. It's because something's wrong with me, and
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: that is how it often manifests. I'm not trying to
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: excuse it or anything like that. But Who's a.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Comic that works at the cellar? He has like the
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: bit where he's like, you ever feel down, like I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: don't know why I just buy something?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: I have one.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: That's what happens to me. I go and try to
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: do something super I don't know, retail therapy or like
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: some big act, and then I spend the rest of
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: the day, if not weak, just being fucking deeply upset
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: with myself for not having one.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You just forgive yourself for buying the thing.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Because I think that would be possible if I were
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: spending you know not that much. But like yesterday I
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: spent in a mount that was is gonna harm me financially,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Like it's it's gonna require me to like go live
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: in fucking squalor. As I said, it's good. It's why
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I end up microwaving sweet potatoes and eating deli meat
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: for a week.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's offset its turkey.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh I thought it was sliced turk, you breast.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: No, God knows, I thought that it was like pressing.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: It's not that bad. Look I'm being a little sarcastic.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna have to live in squalor. I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: know it. There's no way you're gonna be fine.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: But it does make me think, well, now I need
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: to go like book a lot more comedy dates. And
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: then I'm like, well, you know, I just there's no balance.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not balanced. But that's what the drug
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: is hopefully going to help me solve. It will for sure,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: it will help with that level out like live with
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: less crazy swings and it just takes the edge off.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny that they just like try to put
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: the the cure in the name of it. Well, bututrin
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: feel good. Evan out.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Evan sounds like at a boy.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Like Lazarus, like you're raised from the depths of your depression.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: That's like something you put in a quest on.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, dude. The beta blockers. Just I was
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: talking to my dad because my dad took beta blockers
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: too because of his heart because it's literally it's low
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: blood pressure. It's to lower your blood pressure.
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: And I was saying that when I was taking it,
• 44:09
  Speaker 10: like I was sitting at the stand just like not
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: speaking to anybody, and then I looked at my fitbit
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: and my heart rate was like fifty and I was like,
• 44:17
  Speaker 10: am I gonna die?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: It's like, I was like, my heart doesn't go this
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: low when I'm sleeping. Yeah, when I sleep, my heart
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: rates like fifty four. And I was like, I'm just
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: sitting at the stand, not like completely zoned out. And
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I was talking my dad about it, and he was like,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: he was like, I took it once and then I stopped.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: He was like I was, He's like, my heart rate's
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: like naturally low, and he's like, I was like walking
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: around in my heart rate was out like thirty eight
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: beats per minute. He was like what it was like,
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: I'm never fucking taking this again.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's your wrestling heart rate rate? Francis,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, to be honest with you. Let's
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: let's try.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: They're waiting to.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Find that out from your phone.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the heart rate monitor right now.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: What the fuck you you can do that?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: That won't be your when you say beta blockers at
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the just keep picturing you at the stand sitting there,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: and then some like meek muscleless guy who can't like
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: make eye contact coming up and being like, hey here,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I just want to tell him a big fan and
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: him bouncing off like some force field, like not now, beta, bitch,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: get away from me. Fucking guy hit the gym.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Say the name of a comic who's a beta fucking
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: column Probably me? I was thinking fans, But yeah, betas
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: fifty I was a fifty three beach per minute right now?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Good? Right?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Who knows? Dude? Yeah, put your so you put your
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: finger on this camera lens and you just kind of
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: rest it. Ship.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Is this for real? Which one? Which one?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: All right, guys to take a second and talk about
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: game time.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Game time.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: You know how much we love game time, and now
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: with their brand new Game Time, Picks feature. They're making
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: it even easier than ever to get into a game.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: So here's how it works. Game Time, sass, are you listening.
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: I'm looking at the game Time and app as we speak.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: The interface.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Well, game Time filters out the fluff to show you
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: incredible deals on great seats, so you don't have to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: waste time searching through thousands of tickets. For example, sas like,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: what are you looking at right now on that app?
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at Rams Jets thirty two dollars. I'm looking
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: at Wizards Nicks Tonight seventy eight dollars. Weirdly, I'm looking
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: at Zach Bryan MetLife Stadium one hundred and fourteen, charging
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: more than the Rams and the Jets.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: He still follows me on Instagram. I'll just ask some
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: for tickets.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: What a what a thief?
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: That man is a Shamrock series, not your Dame versus
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: Army one hundred and fourteen.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Well, with a game Time Picks feature, you can really
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: narrow down which of those specific events you want to
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  Speaker 1: go to, what you want to pay, where you want
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to sit, etc. You just pull up your choses event
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you turn on the GT pick setting at the top
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: of the screen. Then you browse and you find the
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: best ones, and you find the deals. They're right there
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: on your homepage. Literally, what are you waiting for? I'm
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: about to go buy some of the tickets right out
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  Speaker 1: from under your nose for that Shamera series.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Jerry Seinfeld The Beacon one hundred and eighty five.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: What's the deal with game time Picks? You know what's
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the deal? Yes? Exactly? Wait, rap a long. Your rap
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: voice sounds like Jerry Seinfeld. I will not be doing
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that done with the game time after today, and you
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: use go boy Dad to easily score great deals with
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the new game Time Picks feature. At what time is
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it game time? I knew you guys would know it. Hey, Francis,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. What's your phone bill looking like?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Every month?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: It has been an absolute disaster. I have to tell you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: If anyone out there knows someone who works in phones
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: and phone bills, I could really use a hand.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Well, let's be real, you're probably getting ripped off by
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: your current mobile phone carrier because you probably don't know
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent on your phone bill when you switch to
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  Speaker 1: Mobile X. You're probably using way less data then you think,
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• 48:26
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  Speaker 5: Unfuck your fuck with Mobile X.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Well, it says it right there on the that switch
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to Mobile X and get unfucked.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Get unfucked today.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot wait to wear this everywhere.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to wear this to the BMX rally.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to church. I'm definitely gonna be in church.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Get unfucked with the Lord Jesus Christ. All right, back
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to the show that one, yeah, and then just kind
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: of lay it and you'll see it kind of start
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to track.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Here. My mind's at eighty right now.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I'm really jacked up. I'm having a lot of fun
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: in this podcast.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Why ninety four ninety six, four eighty nine, there dropping
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: eighty five, eighty ninety two it just started you over
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: too inconsistent seventy six, seventy four, seventy three.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: I don't really trust this app. I don't feel like
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: my heart rate's frustrating this much.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Well, do you have an a arrhythmia going on right now?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Eighty seven eighty seven Edward Jones?
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: Happened when you said you're having a lot of fun
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: on this podcast, it's spiked up to one thirty.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I will say this is the best that your energy
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: and my energy has been in a long time. I
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: would say probably, yeah, Yeah, we're doing well with me. Well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I also got this.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Fucking sweater which I'm stoked on.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: How much was that?
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: This was eighty dollars? Damn dude, got it on Deep Hop.
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: I got it on dep Hop.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: You boys are dropping bags backed up?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Wait, roan.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: But I don't think eighty dollars for a vintage Orbist sweater.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Is it's kind of e Eighty dollars is kind of
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: expense that's up there.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: That's a lot.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: You spent five hundred dollars on jeans.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: You have a jeans lasts a lot longer than sweaters too, Dude.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: You could go to Walmart and buy jeans for like
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: good jeans for like three dollars. Yeah, why would I
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: go in there?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Look, I understand that I microwave my dinners right now,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: but I don't actually need microwave of both dinners.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: He said he's going to be living in Squalor, but
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: that was more of a figure of speech. He's not
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: going to actually go to Walmart.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: There was a greeter at the Walmart. I used to
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: go to Walmart all the time in Falmouth, Maine, right
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: next to the movie theater, and we would go in there.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Field trips, just to be like, see this could happen
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And there would be a greeter who had a roll
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: of smiley faced stickers and he would give you one
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: right when you walked in the door. Yeah, and he
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: was the oldest man who has ever walked the face
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: of the earth. Really, he was so old and it
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: was disquieting. It was unsettling.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I keep on getting you keep on getting those
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: things on Twitter of the being like they've just discovered
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: a man in India who's one hundred and eighty eight
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: years old.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he like can't put his arm down, yeah,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: And then like you then, like the the community notes
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: are like he is not one hundred eighty years old.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: They're like, he's probably one hundred.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: You heard Louis a bit about being the oldest person alive.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I don't when he talks about he's like when one dies,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: that means that there's a new oldest person on earth.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: And I don't remember the rest of the bed, but it's.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Very very funny. I don't think. I don't think I
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: remember that one.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: He's just talking about how like people should go. He's
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: like go.
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: It's probably in the same bit where he's talking about
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: kill yourself, where he's talking about like some people should
• 52:18
  Speaker 10: just die like that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: That's the Oh.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's a bit where he's like, uh, he's
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: like it's it's time because like your ideas need to pass,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: like the ideas that you hold precious to you like
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: are going to be outdated and compared to people from
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: like not.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's like, if you ever say to yourself,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: like I just who are these kids? Like what is this?
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I know that one. Yeah, I was
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: thinking of the I was thinking of the one where
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: he's talking about the like people who she should just die.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: He's like, he's like, uh, like the people who have
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: too much like will to live.
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: And he's saying that, like someone someone pulls up in
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: the car and they've got the trash bag on the car,
• 52:57
  Speaker 10: and then they get out of the car and they
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: spill their coffee all over them, and he's like, what's
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: stopping you from killing yourself?
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: And he's like, he's like, what do you want another
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: trash bag as a window? And he does the he
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: does the sound of the bag.
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: But I bet the guy who working at Walmart, like, uh,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: he does get a lot of like will to live.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: He probably has like a purpose from going into work
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: every day and having a routine and getting out of
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the house and giving the fucking whatever participations thicker he was.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Probably once all power to him.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: He's probably is supposed to put those on people's receipts
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: when they are on their way out, and he's probably
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: trying to catch a fucking naughty shoplifter. He probably has
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking Old West complex, dude.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: That is my dream.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I see these videos of the shoplifters and random parts
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: of the country, and then some good Samaritan tries to
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: stop them. I want to be that guy. I want
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: to stay Dwayne Reid do that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: It's happening now.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I want to. But I want like a wave of kids,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: and I want to see how many of them I
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: can fucking clothesline.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Bro, they would take you out. No, they wouldn't, because.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: They are trying. They know they're wrong, and they got
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: a bag full of whatever, and so they're not They're
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: just trying to get out. Yeah, and they're gonna come
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: and and and it's like whack the moll.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: How many of them can I catch?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I want to see you with like a police baton,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: like fucking highland or like backpanding somebody catching twenty teens. Yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: fucking organized looting.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: And even if I only catch one, I can take
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: that kid with me and teach him my ways and
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: get him to work under my ethos and be my
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: kind of loyal companion.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: That would be a good movie. I would definitely watch that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Even if he's got like a speech impediment or something
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: You think that you could cure someone stutter with your
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: just you know, justice.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: It would depend on whether or not he'd suffered a
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: lot of recent family trauma and had been kind of
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: orphaned as a result of, say a.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Flood, flood or an attack on his parents or something
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: What movie are you referencing?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: What movie are you referencing? Because I don't know.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm just thinking out loud.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: No, you're referencing a movie, and I can't figure out
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: what movies? Penguin the Penguin?
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Have you not watched it? Good for you for knowing
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: what was going on and playing along the penguin.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Is I knew exactly what was going on the movie
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: because he knew.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: And he played along, He riffed, and you were like,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: what's happening right now? No?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: I I knew you were referencing something.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: What it was you were beta blocking?
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: Speaking of movies, have you guys watched Scent of a
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Woman the other night? You have seen it?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: When did that come out like the.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Movie.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's you watched that lately?
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: You see that on the Have you seen it?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That was spoiling bro just came out.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Have you seen it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Seen where he's like yells at the kid or for
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: expoil some ceremony.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Good dude, who is nineteen ninety two?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: He's blind?
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Chris?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: What's the what's the kid's name? Chris? He played Robin
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: and Batman and Robin Chris o'donald.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: That's right, my uncle's best man.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: They went to Loyola together. They did Crew Loyal in
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: high school.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that's who's in it?
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, o'donald.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Is Brendan Frasier in it? As he young one of
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: the kids. No, that's like something school Days or something
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: No, but there is another really famous guy that's one
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: of the kids.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck o'donald. O'donald's incentive a woman.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's in it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: Uh, I'll show you how to order Philip Seymore Hoffman's
• 56:45
  Speaker 10: in it.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, plays the kids.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I was underwhelmed by his son's performance in Licorice Pizza.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: ads that you're playing out of that.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I tried to watch the fucking Sea. This scene, I'll
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: show you out of order.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Oh no, don't, dude, don't spoil the movie. You gotta
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: watch the movie.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It's about a blind dude.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: It's so good.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: A handsome blind bro.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: It's so good.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: There's a blind dude.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Out of order. I'll show you out of order.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: That's a good Pacino. Do it again. Now I'm gonna
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: pretend I'm blind.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: And you Pacino is the blind guy.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Pacino is blind.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Why is his hair so immaculate if he's blind, why
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: does he have like a weird facial?
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Because he hasn't always been blind?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: I haven't always been blind, he says that in it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: I haven't always been blind. I've seen.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: That's what he says.
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: If I was the man I was five years ago,
• 57:49
  Speaker 10: I take a flame, throw out of this entire place.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: It's so good, dude.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: This woman smells good. It's kind of my guess of
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: how he does.
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: It is a lot about but am I getting I'm
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: getting a soap and water smell from down low?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: What he says he's talking about, he's talking about.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Vaginals talking about it. He's talking about a girl that's
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: sitting below them.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. But but a lot of blind folk usually
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: have like a like a weird facial expression that they'll
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: make because they don't know, they don't know what they're
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: looking like.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he he did he went blind in the war.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: But doesn't you guys ever emulate uh as an experiment
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: being blind?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: You ever close your eyes? I'll do as I'm like
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: going to sleep.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do it every night, but I sometimes during
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: the day. I'll do it when I'm with someone, and
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I'll say, you know, guide me down the street.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Let's play blind, and.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I play blind. And I got to tell you, I
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: don't know why they are choosing to live that way,
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: because it's not as good.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: As as they make a team, insensible.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: As seeing there's so much to see.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Though they pull baddies, though, do they?
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: A self conscious broad loves a blind bro?
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: True?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: In ninety Day Fiance, there's an African bro who's like
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: he pulled some like white American broad who like went
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: over there and is desperate to find love. But she's
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: so self conscious that she wanted a blind man, which
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: she's terribly abusive to this poor blind man. It's nasty,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: but it's good for him for pulling. But he doesn't
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: know how to exactly hold his face. I hope he
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't hear this.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: What a crazy story that love story is. There's a
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: lot of elements of that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I know. It's so funny to watch. Ninety day fiance
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: really has it all. But this poor African bro, I mean,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I guess he's not a poor African bro because he
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: found her in a chat room. I don't even know how.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: It must have been like an oral chat room.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably can't.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: He can't go on a traditional chat.
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: Room insact of a woman. He's always doing the all thing.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: Talking dirty on the phone.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah? What like a like a call like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: a sex lot hot line?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Really, yeah, we used to.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I can't watch porno anymore, do it do.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: An impression of nah, damn, we've already gotten enough.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: We used to when we were in high school. We
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: would call that phone number where they had to dictate
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: what you had typed.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they say like.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Poop poop, peepy, poop pee come come, and then laugh hysterically.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Because these people were legally beholden to say exactly what
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: you had written and it was free. Yeah, it's so
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: sad that we did that. I feel bad.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It must have been ninety percent of the calls they took.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I would think so.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: People used to like terrorize the Walmart customer service line
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 10: because I don't think. I don't know if it's still
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 10: a thing, but I know it used to be. They
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 10: were not allowed to hang up until the problem was
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 10: like resolve, so you could keep a Walmart customer service
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 10: person on the line for like fifteen hours straight.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Marathon Frank calling people, all right, you take the next shift.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get some rest. You want to tap in?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: Can I? Can I do a quick thank you?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: By the way, I want to thank all the amazing
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: son of a boy dad listeners who reached out with
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: recommendations for shoes that I should buy. A lot of
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: people mentioned pair of boot and I have not bought any,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: but that is exactly what I'm thinking I need to get.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Frank is getting a pair of boots, pair of boot.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: And then I want to shout out Mike, who does
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: audio visual stuff and installed my sound system. Shout out Mike,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: he's a listener.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: How much did he what? How did he charge?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: He was really really generous to me.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, so you did it for the He did
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: it for the shout out.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think he asked me to just thank you.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Where did you meet Mike?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Mike is a listener, son of a boy dad, and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: he came to me because I said on many episodes ago,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, God, speakers are expensive. Yeah, and I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: don't know if he just like, you know, a truck
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: ran off the road and he found a few. But
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: he gave me a great deal and installed them and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: they're awesome. So he came to your apartment, my home. Yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: What Mike, Mike, is there anything else that you could give,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: like so he could maybe reap some benefits.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. If you out there are
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: a list looking for a great speaker installation, home audio visual,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: message me and all connect you to Mike.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You're going to do all that. Why don't you just
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: put out Mike's information?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Also, I want to shout out Joe who does electronic
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: blinds and did my windows.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: What a spartan lifestyle he lives.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: Joel String was too much owned business.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Trust me. I wanted to do the hand drawn ball
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: I really did. But the place that I had done,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I rent it, and the people who rent this place
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: expect a level of sort of infrastructure that you have
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: to meet. They would complain because I know other people
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: in the rental pool who have the hand drawn blinds,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: and I've heard renters be like, I'm never renting their
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: place again because I had to close the blinds by
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: my hand. But that's how I knew I had to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: get the electronic blinds.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: But you paid for them. What the electronic blind I did?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: And is Joe a listener or jos There's no way
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: that there's this many people that are listening there.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: So we have a huge listenership among the one hundred
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: thousand people that listen to an episode. Should I not
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: say that? Is that wrong to say?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: It's more than that.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: More than that that listen to each episode of this podcast.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: There is at least one guy, at least one Joe
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: does electronic blind installation. There's another guy who does speakers,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: and then there are a bunch people their tastes.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: In shoes and boots. Okay, shoes and boots. Yes, out
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: of one hundred thousand, and I.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Have to thank them all because I keep getting these
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: amazing recommendations and then I have these back and forth
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: via my DMS that lead to wonderful results for my life,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: and I always forget to thank these people. And I'm
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: just showing my gratitude. Out of one hundred thousand people. God,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: we should check you all right now, the well, Buttrin
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: is really working. I gotta tell you, out.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Of one hundred thousand people, the odds that we have
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: two people that live in New York that work in
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: our base in New York that do speaker installation and
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: electronic blinds. I mean, that's like that you have better
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: chance of winning the lottery.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, you're doing that wrong. You're saying that
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: you you make it sound like I asked for both
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: of those things at the same time, and that they
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: had to be in New York. They didn't, so you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: flew them in. Well, they happened. One happened to be
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: a long island, and then the happened to work in
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: like Connecticut.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: So tries the area and they drove.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't like you couldn't say I need a
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: speaker installer and I need home electronic blinds, and that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: they have to have some kind of connection to each other.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: These were separate requests. Okay, I didn't do all that
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: in the same episode. No, I'm not saying that too much.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're not tied to each other. It's not factorial.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: The fact that there's two of those guys that both
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: are big listeners.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: As the show.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: You're doing this as if it's like a factorial.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not factorial.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: One familiar with factorial one out of like six million,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: times one out of six million.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: It's not that. Then what is? It? Sounds like it's
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: exactly that you want to do this.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Let's do it this way. Let's actually do some math here.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: One hundred thousand listeners, Let's say it's more than eighty
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: percent of them are men, maybe ninety, right, so ninety
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: one thousand people. How many of them live in within
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: driving distance to New York I don't know, probably like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: twenty to thirty thousand, maybe, given the population density and
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: the fact that we're here. So then of that many,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: it's more in this area.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably it's probably like sixty.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, forty people of them. How many of them work
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: or can install speakers? There's probably ten of whom of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: whom three DMed me one was able to do the job.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Why is that that crazy?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: If you are a if you are a speaker or
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: a sound.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: What woe was the way I paid these guys?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not saying you didn't pay them, and.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I'm getting I'm hopefully getting them referrals and more business
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. So you know, this isn't just
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: a total favor. What is the what is the what
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: is the job? Which speaker inst and shoes?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Boots?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, no, shoes, electronics.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: That doesn't count because everyone wears shoes and boots.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's still something that I needed to thank you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: Okay for If you are a speaker installation worker and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: you work within driving distance, so let's say you work
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: within what one hundred miles of New York City, comment
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: on the podcast and let us.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Know if you have the capability of.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Doing now they won't because you've no I'm genuine I'm
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: genuinely curious. You see how many you're going to put
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: them in at your Like I don't know if we
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: have like a huge fan base of speaker, but the.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Thing now, you've also selected a group that's probably consuming
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: the podcast via YouTube.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Just Olivia speaker.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Through YouTube.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, YouTube connects to a surround sound speaker.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: They're probably the ones complaining about the sound quality and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: the fact that I sniffled through my They're hearing it
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: very clear.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, with their sons, they that that I don't.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You have them DM you if you want,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: if you want.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I know.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm great with tech. I've come tech wizard to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: be honest. Oh, I didn't even tell you guys about
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: what happened.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: What is your What are you seeking here?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: I'm really not seeking anything. I'm just genuinely you speakers, absolutely,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: he probably could. Yeah, all right, what's a different job.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Well, let's do one in your purview. Let's say like
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: fly fishing salesman, like someone who sells fly fishing gear
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: or is a guide if you are someone who.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Want gount because we talk about fly fishing all the time.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Is probably so you think it attracts me.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: I think I think there's probably a decent amount of
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 10: fly fishermen that list.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: You've drawn people all the time garbage for fly fishing.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, how many guard What's so? What are we
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: trying to do?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: We're trying to figure out what what people how many
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: of us certain that listen to our podcast.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: That is, this is not the way to do here.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: We go comment what you do for work, comment what
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: your job is.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And then everybody else up vote if you job, up.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Vote that, and we'll see what gets most utvoted, and
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: we should guess what we think it will be.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Finance, probably garbage, I would be very I'm just curious
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: to know how many audio technicians we have working listening
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: to the podcast.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: You don't need hundreds, you need one.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: I know, But I'm dude, I'm saying that the odds
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: that we had that you had two that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: You had you can't do that math why because you're
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: doing it wrong. I didn't. I don't know how to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: describe it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: You're I feel like you're not understanding what I'm saying.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying that I know what you're saying, and
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: it's crazy that you were.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 10: Like, I need speakers installed, and then someone that listens
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: to the podcast was like, einstel speakers, let me drive
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: to your apartment.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: That's crazy to me, Like I didn't. I would have
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: assumed that you would have heard nothing back from that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: But maybe there's other stuff that he hasn't heard anything.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: If I said right now, and nobody will do nobody
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: will respond to this because now they know we're doing
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: this as a joke kind of well.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: No, it's we're doing statistics.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But but if I said right now, like, hey, everybody,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: unfortunately a beloved family member mind just passed away and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: I'm having a really hard time finding the right crematorium
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: or grave digger or like a funeral home. Does anyone
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: out there work in embalming that I can trust?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: We definitely have a bunch of those, and I'm.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Telling you we'd get fifteen dms from people that work
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: in that fucking job.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: They're probably right.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: And that's like a random job. If you had, you know,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: you want to talk about, like your anxiety, I bet
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: you that there are five to ten psychiatrists mds who
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: can prescribe medication who would be able to weigh in
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: on the chemical balance of the drugs you're taking. We
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: have a big listenership, and it's pretty varied, I would
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: think in profession.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're probably right.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: And part of that, by the way, is that we're
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: not a podcast about specifically skiing, where you would expect
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: the entirety of our listenership to be ski ski people.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: When we talk about my trips to Mexico.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yeah, of course.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: So what happened this weekend that you forgot to talk about?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: You built something or something?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 10: Oh my last Tuesday after the podcast, my WiFi was
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 10: down that morning.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: And then if anyone out there works and Wi Fi.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: And then I came home and it was still down,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 10: and then I reset the router, did some unplugging. Nothing
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: was working. Got on the phone with Spectrum. They said,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 10: they're gonna have to come send someone to my apartment
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 10: because the router is broken.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: No, I fixed it.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: You fixed the router.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: I fixed it.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: You got under the hood.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: I got out under the hood.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: What'd you do underneath?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I rewired everything?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I had to add some splitters and it was actually, yes,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: you actually got new wires.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Plug them in. Did you Did you open up the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: face of the of the router? No, So it was
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: the wires.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 10: It was a bunch of it was a bunch of problems,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 10: but I did it. I was pretty pumped that I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 10: was able to do without having to have some surprise
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 10: of my house.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: You do it?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: That is that is sweet. I'm giving you your flowers
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I was pretty pumped.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I think that you could install his uh. I think
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: that you could have installed his speakers, is my point.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: And so my point on top of that is, if
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: we're just looking for a speaker installer person, maybe that's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: more rare, but probably a decent swath of people can
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: install speakers. Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that it's only their specialty and the
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: one thing they do in life. Yeah, just like you
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: could probably install speakers if you wanted to, because you
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: have technical know how in the fucking desire to complete
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: tasks exactly.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Not me, though I should have been an engineer.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: These are niche fields, but they're not fucking crazy fields.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: Speaker installation, I don't think is a field.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: I think we're skipping the whole audio visual hhhv HVAC.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 10: But I think that's just kind of like like anyone
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: that knows anything about tech could.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: Probably do that, right AV What am I saying?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: You don't think no, because I.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Think that you know you want it done cleanly, you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: want the wires hidden, you want the right you want
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: advice on the system.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: There's twenty Russians on task Grabbit that I could hit
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: up right now to do it. I could have Vladimir
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: here in fucking ten seconds to do it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: So it's in the Russians, blood yep.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: They just know how to install things.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: I will say, I do struggle with the wires, like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: the hiding of the wires. There's like pretty much I'd
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: pretty much just have like trip wires all over my apartment.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Vladimir.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: No joke right now. If we said Hairball is struggling
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: with all the wires that are throughout his apartment, he
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: actually has a bunch of holes in his walls that
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: have already been dug by the mice that seem to
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: just live with him symbiotically. If there's any chance that
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: you could message Hairball and would be willing to come
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: to his home someday to help him hide some of
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: his wires, will happily pay you to do it, that
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: would be I think that that would happen.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I think that the more rare field that we're overlooking
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: is blind installation.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: That one was harder, That was more, that was more
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: amazing that I found that guy. Yes, definitely that guy
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: crushed it the Blind Joe out on Long Island.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: This show is heavy on the blinds, from Scent of
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: a Woman to.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: The Yeah Big Blind Deck really put.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: In the respect on the blinds, heavy on Warren people.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: So he also like, you know, he didn't try to
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: upsell me crazy. That that's what I like.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, you get well, you are already getting the
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: nicest thing that he has.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I could have gone way more expensively
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: the once I went, oh, yeah, I did not go
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: crazy expensive.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: What noise do they make when you hit the button?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: I will?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: I will?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: I like when I say it's like that. I like
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: when I stay at a Citizen m and they got
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: the blackout blinds.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I have.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: Those are nice.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Well, actually it's not a full blackout. There's a little
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: tiny which I like. I don't want it to be
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: full pitch black when I will.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: It's very hard to wake up when that's the case.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: That's why I always have a hard time waking up
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 10: because my room has no windows.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you live in a coffin, Yeah, which is nice.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Do you leave your haul light on?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 10: Yes, so that a little bit of light I have to.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 10: If I don't, it's pitch black. I have a window,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: but it just looks into a dark alley.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: This is where.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Your vitamin D deficiency comes from.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: I don't know if that's it. I don't know if
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: sleeping is what it is. I mean, are you getting
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 10: a lot of vitamin D while you're sleeping?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: I get vitamin D through my windows. In the mornings,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: I sit and read a buddy on musk and the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: sunlight comes in.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: You're supposed to give me a little bit.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to get like thirty minutes of unfiltered sunlight
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: into your eyeball and ground yourself.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: What else?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: So they recommended breath in the morning. I bath mouth tape.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: I've been big on the meditating lately, journaling co map
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: or other multiple different.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I found my journal that I was trying to do
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: pretty religiously for a while, and I well, I was
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: doing it for like weeks and weeks, and then I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: left it. The renters came and I was afraid that
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: they were going to find it, so I hid it,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: and then I forgot where I'd put it so I
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: couldn't journal. And then I remembered a month later and
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: I got it, and my first entry was again last night,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: and I apologized to the journal for.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: How long I've been out of touch.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I've been going through a lot in life.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry it's been so long since I last checked in.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: I feel like a psycho.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: The journal right back to you, like the Marauders map.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Tom Riddle. Yeah, doesn't he do something back?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: Yes? Yes?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Uh no, it did not.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: I'm familiar.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: It was giving me the cold shoulder.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Damn. That's uh So when did you start journaling?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: How old is that journal?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I mean I had journaled for about a month every
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: day leading up to when I hit it, and then
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: forgot where it was.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: You hit your journal? What would the people have said?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: What would the renters have said?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I just worried that they were going to find
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: it and read it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: That's why you gotta put a lock on that thing, one.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Of those cues.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I didn't just bring it with me.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know. I don't remember what was
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: going on there.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Do you hope that it'll turn into a memoir someday?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: No? And I had that thought.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: No, I had that thought.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, is there a world where somehow the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: ship that I'm writing this, if if I ever live
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: a life that's worth writing a memoir about, will become chapters.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just write a book about getting through
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: your mental struggles.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: It's just I haven't achieved enough yet to warrant anyone
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: reading a fucking page about my Well, it.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be a memoir, it's just could be
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: about a self help book on getting through the struggles.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah again, I think that there are people who have
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: achieved a lot more who have also struggled far work.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Most people who write a self help book haven't achieved shit.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: It's like people who are life coaches that are just like.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not equipped to help anybody.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: But like a life coach. If your life is good
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: enough to be like worthy of being a coach, you
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: probably aren't being a life coach.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Mine's a cautionary tale.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe that's helpful for people as well.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Here's how not to live if you want to be
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: happy and healthy.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: I think everyone's got a little extra pep in their
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 10: step today just because the Chiefs have fallen.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Well, that Josh Allen rushing touchdown was.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: The greatest thing I've ever seen truly iconic.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so sick at the moment. I thought,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: this guy must be so many people's favorite players.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so many people's favorite players. M VP, he's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: got to be.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: M v P.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: He's got to be. But how, somehow, Lamar is still
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like right there in the odds with him.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: People are really obsessed with Lamar.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: But haven't they lost four times?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Put put the good brother Jalen Hurts in the conversation.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: If we're just throwing my yeah, brother, I've been supportive
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: of your depressive episode.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Hurts. What are we talking about.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: If he has twenty rushing touchdowns and Jesus Christ is
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: working overtime right now. I've never seen you roll your
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: eyes back your head. I've never seen that moniacal of
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: a laugh.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: But I do agree Jalen Hurts should be in the conversation.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: But that's all I'm saying. I think if you're putting
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Lamar in, then he merits a top five spot.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: In the He does. He does deserve that.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: He's all those eyes back in your head.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: Jalen's having a good season, thanks bro.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: He is having a good season, and he and he
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 10: Patrick Mahomes shouldn't be in the conversation. He will be
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 10: the thing that The thing that bothers me is that
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 10: how mad people get when they see that he is
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 10: in the conversation.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, obviously he's going to be in the conversation.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: The NFL is not going to take Patrick Mahomes out
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: of the m VP conversations.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 10: The team was undefeated, Yeah, they're not going to do that.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 10: Doesn't matter if he's not playing well. Even after this loss,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 10: they're still going to happen.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Then the quarterback on the best team in the league.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's basically it's not most valuable, it's the quarterback
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: on the best team.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: But I did see I want to say, I don't
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: know if it's Fox NFL's Twitter account. I mean, dude,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 10: their power rankings and they're like all their shiites is
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 10: so bad.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't read too much. And I still think
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: we're in a case by Kate where we're a week
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: by week any given Sunday, you know those.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Ye, they would give us a little pacino from any
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: good Sunday.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Uh, what, Oh, you're gonna the.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Two things interests. That's gonna be the fucking difference between los.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'll have to check it out in front of
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: your face. Yeah, I think.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: I think Jalen Hurts should be in the conversation. I
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 10: think Derrick Henry. I don't know why he's not in
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 10: the conversation.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: They don't ever do running backs anymore.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: But I agree that it's Josh Allen's award to lose.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: It's Josh Allen should be number one right now. I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: mean that that touchdown he won the game.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they were, they were already.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Did you know about them?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 12: Then?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: And then on the ensuing drive, Mahomes did get them
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: into a field goal position.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: But if he had where they were, if it wasn't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: a two score lead, Mahomes would have they would have none.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: But no, because they didn't score a touchdown in the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: last drive Mahomes.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they knew the game was already over.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: No, but if they if he got them to he
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: got them to field goal range.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Though, but if they had not scored a touchdown there,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: they would have kicked a field goal, so it would
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: have been a five point game. So the field goal
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have won.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Them the game, but it was fourth down if you
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: hadn't gotten the first down yeah, see Francis ball, I
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: get what you're saying, but I also don't really watch ball.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: I don't love it when you guys talk ball. We
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: go back to all that crazy ship we were.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: I have I have more. I have more to say
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: about ball, unfortunately, unfortunately.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Really quick. If anyone out there works for ball hairball
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: here could really use a little info. Yeah, sure it
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: works for the NFL. What do you want tickets?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Jerseys or is there like, is anyone associated with an
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: NFL team a listener? I know that we have the
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets in our back pocket.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: I have vikings guys.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: I know we have listeners that work for NFL teams.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I've got a couple of guys on the vikings.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: If you're out there, I have been trying to make
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: money betting on football. And if you happen to walk
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: into the locker room someday and see that someone is
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: gimpy but.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Playing insider trade with Francis.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: We could use a little that insider information.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 10: I lost probably the most devastating parlay I've ever lost
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: last night.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Our parlay did it? Okay, it did pretty bad. I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: mean we won more than we lost.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I lost last night. I had Joe Burrow three
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 10: plus throwing touchdowns.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I had that as well, plus two twenty on the
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: DraftKings sportsbook yep.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 10: And then I had Jamar, Chase Dobbins, and Higgins Bengals
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 10: money line eighty dollars to pay out over one thousand dollars.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: The Bengals lost. I mean, they didn't just lose one
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 10: like they lost. They lost the game maybe three times.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: They missed those multiple field goals.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: They dude, they could have ended the game multiple times. Yeah,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: but it was.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Even if they hit those do the same math. Even
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: if they hit those two field goals, then that last
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Dobbins touchdown would have still put them up by one.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the momentum was all. If the Bengals hit
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: that field goal, they have all of the momentum.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Do you believe in momentum?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: If idots were.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: You know, if if we're fifths, we'd all be drunk.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: I know, that's it. No one really cares about talking
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: about bets. But that that was the worst.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 10: That was the worst loss because I was like I
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 10: want I was like, I fucking want, Like I finally
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 10: want a big bed.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: If if some butts could make the cuts. We'd all
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: be rich today.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: If it's in butts where or a big or I'm
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: trying to make it sexual like nuts but like you're
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: like nut that you ejaculate, or like a butts like
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: a butt, like a fucking butt crack.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: We can work on that. There's something there.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy that nuts sac or has with butt crack.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I know we should be using that and.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: More you missed and now instead they missed and now
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: you're pissed sitting here quite gay.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Got your ass. I rewatched uh uh A beautiful mind
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: and it reminded me of you a lot. Francis.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, the Russell Crowe character.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: No, that just the brothers in the Ivy League school
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: at the very beginning.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: Too bad.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Why would you want to be the Russell crow character.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: He's from one of the great mathematicians of all time,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: struggles with his own mental issues, but in spite of that,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: progresses mathematical theory in a way that has endured today.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: He's really economics too. Yeah, that's what he got his
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Nobel Prize for.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: But no, I mean I relate to the rich, privileged
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: douchebags as well. We can go down that.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Right, I mean they were great mathematic mathematicians as well.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: One of them winds up as the dean of the
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: School of Harvard and the other two are mi I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: T scientists. Yeah, that's me and one of them is
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: a figment of his imagination who you kind of remind
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: me of as well.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Do you know that the Winklevoss twins are like the
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: fifth or sixth highest holders of bitcoin in the world.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't even talk about bitcoin me neither.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: It's deeply upsetting.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: Why because you guys didn't get in.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not in a position that's winkle. I'm
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: not at all, not in it all.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: And you know what, here's why. I've had conversations with
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: people with someone who is probably the most successful person
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: I've ever met in my life, Shane. No, I didn't
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: say your life. I said my life. And this guy's
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: worth like three billion dollars, truly unbelievably successful business person.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: And I asked him about what do you think of cryptocurrency?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: And his answer was so damning.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: With cryptocurrency's different, a different conversation and.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Bitcoin bitcoin he asked all of that. He was like,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: it just I don't there's no tangible value gave the
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Warren Buffett answer.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: He's saying these tokens are non fungible.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: They're only worth something because people say that they are
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: worth something. And then people are like, well, isn't that
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: true of the US dollar? Two It's like, well, the
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: US economy has tied through I don't know, he's validated
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: through global trade and the lending of money to sovereign
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: nations all that shit whatever. So I think it's not
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: the same. I think that's not I don't think that's
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: a good comparison. But I've never rooted harder for something
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: to fall apart.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I every time that it goes up, I'm like, shit,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 10: I should get in, And then I'm like, well, no,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 10: I can't get in right now because it's too high.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: And then you just forget about it when it goes
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: up again.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like you just don't hear about it for
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: a while, and nobody's like, I haven't heard about it.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: I should get in right now.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: But I I after watching that movie, I bought uh
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: that Adam Smith book, Oh.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: The Wealth of Nations? Yeah? Did you?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Really, I just want to see what the fuck
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: are you gonna read that? Smith is talking about it's
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: only like five hundred and eighty pages.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Doesn't he describe and correct me if I'm wrong? Does
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: he describe? Was he trickled down economics?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: He was like, what is good in a in a
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: field where everybody's competitive, what's good for the individual is
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: good for the group? Basically was I think his mantra.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: I'm probably butchering it word for word, but I think
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: that that's the general gist of it. That's like an
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: economy where everybody is trying to, uh, you know, do
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: their best. You doing your best is good for everybody
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: doing their best. Thought, that was interesting some of the
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: parts that smug look off your face. Brother, I'm gonna
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: come in and educate you on the father of modern economics,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Smithy Smith, Smitty Barstool.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Isn't he? Is he?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 12: Is he? No?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: That's Locke state of nature?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know better than I.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: No, you've got the book.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I haven't got it yet, but I'm gonna crack it.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: You know why I don't feel bad rooting against bitcoin
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: because I don't think that there are a whole lot
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: of like blue collar families that are able to put
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: eggs on the table for their kids because of their
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: success and Bitcoin. If Bitcoin fails, it's just going to
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: be a bunch of bee dudes who have to sell
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: their maseratis.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I agree with that.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Nobody was able to like finally pay off the mortgage
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: on their mother's house because Bitcoin took off.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I bet some people I think there definitely is you do. Yeah,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: I don't shit like that. That's like that.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 10: That's like a like a like a last hope type thing.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 10: People put like all of their money into that.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: But it's also it definitely has ruined some people specifically
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: other cryptocurrencies. I don't know if Bitcoin specifically known people,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: but there I bet that there's some people who hold
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: positions that have changed their lives. Yeah, sure, from poverty,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: not just from uh being like a cowboy investor.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: The other thing that pissed me off about that fucking
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: uh beautiful mind is I'm tired of seeing movies and
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: stories about autistic people who come to like this genius
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: level of success. I expect genius from autistic people.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's a really like it's.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: A huge, huge advances.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: It's a real underdog story. If it was just like
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: a fucking neurotypical bro, you fucking made it to the top.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: That is applause worthy. It's like, oh yeah, this is
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: just a regular guy. Like he has like a decent
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: IQ and he just busted his ass. I want to
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: see the one hundred IQ guy. He fucking writes a
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: paper at Harvard or whatever, just like a regular Joe Me. Yeah,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: that's a success story.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: You know how hard life has been. I should be
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: so much more successful than I am, and I'm not
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: because I don't have my brain is you know, perfect,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: as we've talked about all episode.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: With your ap watch. I have no success in this
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: world at all.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: How is Paris?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: It's right, Bully, it was, it was.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: You go to any museums.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Lo I touched Louve just to fucking I touched Love
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: just to fucking say.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: I did Rafter the Medusa, that's my favorite painting in there.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: They sell beers the McDonald's there.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: I went to the McDonald's.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, you see the beers.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't get a beer, but I got the hot ones.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: I got the hot ones, uh hot sauce trio.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I did the challenge right at the Louver in Paris.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: How was it?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: The middle one was the spiciest.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: What was it was a bomb?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: It was like, no, it's like a tie. One one
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: of them was like Hell's fury, and then the other
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: one was like, I don't even.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 10: Supposedly de bomb is the spiciest and you could buy
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 10: it at like every grocery store.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm talking. But there's the dips that they have at
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: the McDonald's is different.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: You know about the beer because he went on a
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: field trip there.
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  Speaker 10: I went on a field trip there and we went
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  Speaker 10: to Me and me and Bo went to the McDonald's
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  Speaker 10: and burn them. Yeah, And we got beers and we
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  Speaker 10: went into the bathroom and chugged them and then went
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  Speaker 10: and saw them on this.
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  Speaker 1: Rounds on this rounds on me.
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  Speaker 3: The spiciest hot sauce they have.
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  Speaker 5: With our class, we weren't allowed to drink, so we
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  Speaker 5: we chugged. We chugged sixteen sixty four.
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  Speaker 3: I know this because you told it on an episode.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you were not here. Weirdly, probably one
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  Speaker 3: episode that he and I did together, but I could
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  Speaker 3: be wrong. Did you know that story?
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I think I've heard it before. He has like four stories.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got four tell story three again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: You have a varied the deep life experience that I
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  Speaker 1: envy and am proud of. I hate when I'll say
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  Speaker 1: this last thing. I think that it is incredibly narcissistic.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever someone says I'm proud of you to anybody that's
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  Speaker 1: not their child.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, if the if.
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  Speaker 1: The being didn't come out of your dick, if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't literally create the life, it's stolen valor to ever
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  Speaker 1: be proud of someone because then you're like, I'm proud,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: I am taking pride in your experience. I'm prideful. I
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  Speaker 1: feel good about what you did. I have no fucking
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  Speaker 1: business ever being proud of somebody else being prideful in
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  Speaker 1: what you did. Oh, I actually did that because like
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: I like you or something like that. It's so fucking
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  Speaker 1: hollow and like, uh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Understand what you're saying, but I feel good when you
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  Speaker 3: guys celebrate my wins.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you, not I'm pride.
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  Speaker 5: I'm happy for you.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like conciliatory, almost to be conciliatory, but I'm happy
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  Speaker 3: for them. It's like when you find out that your
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: ex is dating someone new and you're like, no, you're
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: fucking not. You're miserable.
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  Speaker 1: And so when you're saying I'm proud of you, that's like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: sign my name on the group project. I did it too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I think it's more like it
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  Speaker 3: put to you in a position to be judging their achievement.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: When you say I'm proud of you, it's like, I
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: it almost feels like you think of yourself as a
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: worthy evaluator of what they've done. Yes, but I think
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  Speaker 3: it's more weird for that reason. I don't necessarily agree with.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what the feeling of pride is, what gives you
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: pride an accomplishment?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I don't know that you need to have
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: ownership of Like I'm proud of America. I'm like a
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: proud American Aerica wins. When America wins gold medals in
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: the Olympics, I feel proud.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's your team, you are that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't play then and be happy for them.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I can be proud because I'm proud
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  Speaker 3: to be an American, at least because I'm free.
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  Speaker 5: Alrighty let's wrap that up on that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that's an interesting take. I
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: do like the take.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pride is gay.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: I like the take as well.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: But but please stifle my fuck when.
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  Speaker 3: He when he does well on stage, I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Proud, Yeah, because you're like, I'm actually I am actually
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: the one who did well on stage. Yeah, exactly, just
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: like I own fifteen percent of his fucking performances.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't feel any ownership of it.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: I just like this.
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  Speaker 1: I like to see my friends succeed tacitly. If you're
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: saying I'm proud of you, you're saying that I have
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: some ownership of his.
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  Speaker 5: He looks, look what I've done for this kid.
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  Speaker 3: No, I say, don't tell you what I've.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: Created my masterpiece.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I think it's only okay if you're like
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: the father of that or like a mother of that person. Yeah,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: I've actually created that.
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  Speaker 5: I I love.
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  Speaker 3: I do genuinely get joy when others succeed. And if
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: you want to hear the selfish admission, sometimes it's because
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: it makes me realize that that it's possible. They've shown
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: me that it's achievable, and therefore I feel energized and inspired.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: I find it inspiring.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, I wholeheartedly agree that it is fine to be
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: happy for someone and good to be happy for someone
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: without any type of condescension. But I don't think that
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: when you say I'm proud, I tell pride in what
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: you have done, you are you're taking from them.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I'd almost so much rather have someone tell me they
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: are proud of me than I'm happy for you. I'm
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: happy for you. Sounds bereaved, but no, I'm happy. I'm
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: happy for you. I'm really happy for you. That's what
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: an opponent says as they shake your hand and you've
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: vanquished them.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the humors of defeat. Another line from Anyway, Go ahead,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: we can go.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: No, Sas doesn't want to do the pod anymore.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: For on like two hours giving conversation that riveting stimulating dude,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: whatever drug you're on has you laughing like a mania.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not on any drunk what it is. For three hours,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: the Chiefs lost. That's why I'm so in a good mood.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, I will stifle any independent thoughts that I.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 10: Have, and un we have to record a bunch this week,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 10: so we'll continue. We can continue the proud boys conversation.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 10: All right, we will see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 14: Was up still on.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 8: I looked on up to you, game a round.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 15: I was only falling one way.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 11: I was only falling one bred.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 8: Day.
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  Speaker 14: We'll drifted.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 7: Fool for was.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 14: So so then you need something?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 15: No, I come along. I was only phoning one. Mind,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 15: I was only phoning one. I was only phoning one.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 15: I was sewing a phone.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 11: Badly strange.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 14: Don't take me.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 8: I was falling one way, says just a just the
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 8: bas basketball PAPERPA.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 14: Call it just dump my not take my hand.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 13: And you can see.
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  Speaker 11: So susis change.
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  Speaker 14: The chid, don't. It's just big