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Thanksgiving Cigars | Son of a Boy Dad #255 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Welcome back to the sun or I guess I got
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  Speaker 6: a clap too, alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 6: a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Thanksgiving, not for us,
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  Speaker 6: but for you guys, it will be Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 9: Obviously, we're not recording this on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thankful for the teller at my local bank.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Miles Cigar episode.
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  Speaker 1: Never asked too many questions. Put the money in the
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  Speaker 1: fucking bag.
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  Speaker 2: We're pumped to be here to honor this American holiday
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  Speaker 2: that we all love so much. I like exclusively American holidays.
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  Speaker 2: I do like that, Like Boxing Day, Fourth of July, Christmas,
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  Speaker 2: Christmas for me, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I like an exclusively American holiday too much.
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  Speaker 6: Your favorite holidays I've said it before, Thanksgiving, a fourth
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  Speaker 6: of July and Columbus Day.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: I like Veterans Day.
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  Speaker 9: If you're even allowed to say that anymore. This fucking country.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, dass is back. Oh yeah, what else
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  Speaker 1: am I thankful for? Turbot nine to eleven. That fucking
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  Speaker 1: sound when you down shift and you hear the V
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  Speaker 1: twelve fucking crazy amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Can you guys drive a stick? No, sas Can you
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  Speaker 2: drive a stick? God? No?
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  Speaker 9: What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I don't mean that. I don't mean that as a brother.
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  Speaker 9: Of course I can drive a stick. No, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I learned to drive a stick was
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  Speaker 2: on a John Deere tractor really one hundred percent trough
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  Speaker 2: field trip. No, we had one. We had a John
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  Speaker 2: Deer that we used to plow the driveway.
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  Speaker 9: Sounds about American to me.
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  Speaker 2: And then I would on weekend we would get we
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  Speaker 2: would get brush fire permits from the local fire department
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  Speaker 2: because we had all these down trees and stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: I would have to drag huge piles, create fire piles
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  Speaker 2: using the tractor and put them in this sort of
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  Speaker 2: like we had this little attachment on the back that
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  Speaker 2: you could put a lot of sticks onto. And if
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  Speaker 2: that was too much, I would I would link a
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  Speaker 2: chain to the back of the tractor and drag huge,
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  Speaker 2: really heavy ones through the woods to the pile and
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  Speaker 2: then I'd like them burn the brush brush fire. Are
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  Speaker 2: you going back to Maine for Thanksgiving? Or are you
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  Speaker 2: going to Florida. We're not going to Florida. We don't
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  Speaker 2: have a house there anymore.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't know if you're going to stop by the.
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  Speaker 2: Rubble pair respects.
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  Speaker 9: So where are you going? Upstate?
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  Speaker 2: Upstate?
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  Speaker 9: Got to get upstate for thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Upstate is probably the most. It's like a very American
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  Speaker 1: abbreviating Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks That's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's such an Americana way to celebrate thanks T give
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  Speaker 1: t gives. That sounds like a white wrapper, he gives.
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  Speaker 6: That's how you agree people on Thanksgiving? You givings, givings, giving,
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  Speaker 6: my bro, thankful.
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  Speaker 1: Dad. But people just say it thankful, thankful, my bro.
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  Speaker 2: Givings sas. What's your family's tradition on Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Play football? How many people are there?
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  Speaker 9: It decreases every single year.
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  Speaker 2: You actually play a game of like two hind Dutch
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And we've been doing it for since I was
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  Speaker 6: very young, Since my cousins lived in Illinois. We used
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  Speaker 6: to go to Illinois for Thanksgiving and that would be
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  Speaker 6: like one of the two times of the year I
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  Speaker 6: would see my cousins and they lived right near their school,
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  Speaker 6: so we would play on like the turf or the
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  Speaker 6: grass field, and and it was it was very fun.
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  Speaker 6: And then they moved to Massachusetts to where I'm from,
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  Speaker 6: and then everyone got older and now.
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  Speaker 2: It's like there's really no dudes.
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  Speaker 6: It's like me and my dad and my cole and
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  Speaker 6: my younger boy cousin and then it's all girls. So
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  Speaker 6: like they don't want to play anymore.
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  Speaker 2: The girls don't know why not because.
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  Speaker 1: He lowered too many times.
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  Speaker 2: Why would they want him? They've developed.
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  Speaker 6: Because there's like they don't They're like, I don't want
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  Speaker 6: to go like get sweaty and play football for no reason.
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  Speaker 2: Two hand touch gets weird post puberty.
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  Speaker 6: Well we actually my so, my younger cousin, the boy
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  Speaker 6: plays flag football, so they have flags.
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  Speaker 9: So last year we did flags. Actually I don't even
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  Speaker 9: know if we played.
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  Speaker 2: They placed those flags in very compromising areas.
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  Speaker 6: No way, but uh it kind of just got.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, way, yeahweh.
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  Speaker 6: They're easily accessible, so you don't have to get too
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  Speaker 6: close to the body.
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  Speaker 2: They're draped right over your ass in vagina and penis.
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  Speaker 9: We try not to say that word on this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: You know how many times I've gone to grab a
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  Speaker 2: flag playing flag football and instead got a handful of cock.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me that they're not in the wrong spot.
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  Speaker 1: If you pull someone's cock off though they're down.
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  Speaker 6: That Yeah, if you touch cock, it's a it's a down.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually a turnover on down. Yeah, it's a fumble.
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  Speaker 1: It's a full on fumble.
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  Speaker 6: But uh and yeah, now my older cousin is not
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  Speaker 6: going to be there this year because she got married,
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  Speaker 6: so she's going to her husband's family for for.
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  Speaker 9: And and also my other cousins. So yeah, no, we're
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  Speaker 9: not playing.
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  Speaker 1: For people pissed that she's going to her husband's.
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  Speaker 9: Uh no, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like they're dropping like flies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, then my other cousins are going out. I think
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  Speaker 6: they're going out of the country for Thanksgiving. Wow, So
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  Speaker 6: it's really just being my family and then one of
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  Speaker 6: my cousins and her parents.
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  Speaker 1: Such a flex to go out of the country for
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  Speaker 1: gibs forgives.
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  Speaker 2: You ever have you ever have an attraction to a
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  Speaker 2: cousin when you were younger? Nope, I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you. If you're saying no, then
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  Speaker 2: it's just because your cousins are bunk.
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  Speaker 6: Well what a strange thing to bring up on our
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  Speaker 6: Thanksgiving episode.
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  Speaker 2: Why you go upstate and fuck your cousins?
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  Speaker 9: I'm not playing.
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  Speaker 2: If they weren't all married too. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a little trist I'm telling you, dude, cousins like.
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  Speaker 9: You know what really sucks. We'll change the topic here.
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  Speaker 9: The ball on Thanksgiving this year is dog shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's Giants, Cowboys dog shit games with their backup quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Tommy DeVito against whoever the fuck against whoever.
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  Speaker 6: The fucking dude that's on the Cowboys is Cooper Rush. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Cooper Rush and the Lions. It's like Lions Bears.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they probably thought the Bears were gonna be our dude.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so sick of them making the schedule around these
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  Speaker 6: false ideas of who's gonna be good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't they know what the records are going
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  Speaker 1: to be at the end of the season.
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  Speaker 6: But he could have told you that the Lions were
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  Speaker 6: gonna be significantly better than the Bears.
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  Speaker 1: I thought everybody thought that this was gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: big coming out party for Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 6: I guess I don't know, and everyone well, I mean
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  Speaker 6: I don't I'm I don't like the idea that Caleb
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  Speaker 6: Williams is like a bust.
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  Speaker 9: He's no Drake May, but he's not. He's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 9: You think, yeah, bow Knicks, He's no bow Knicks, He's
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  Speaker 9: no drag May Jacksons.
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  Speaker 1: And then what's the third game?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Third game has to save us.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think it does. I think it might get worse.
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  Speaker 2: It's Packers against uh.
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  Speaker 9: Packers Vikings would be a great game, a great game.
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  Speaker 1: What we gotta do is fucking we gotta do. Prop
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  Speaker 1: bets on the tight end scoring.
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  Speaker 9: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Prop bets on the tight end scoring for fucking Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 6: Bears Lions at twelve Oh, okay, and that game is
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  Speaker 6: actually not a bad game. Bears Lions at twelve thirty
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  Speaker 6: Eastern appetizer. Look, I mean, if I'm getting to watch
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  Speaker 6: Jamir Gibbs running touchdown, it's at twelve thirty on Thanksgiving, that's.
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  Speaker 9: Fine with me.
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  Speaker 1: Ball is ball question.
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  Speaker 6: The Giants Cowboys is genuinely a bad game. Eat your dinner,
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  Speaker 6: enjoy your family time for Lions, Cowboys, for Giants Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe pull out the quiplash.
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  Speaker 6: For yeah, yeah, yeah, pull a little apples to apples
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  Speaker 6: you guys played that one.
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  Speaker 1: Francis has the game.
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  Speaker 2: Flash is awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, pull a little equipped actually playing the Giants and
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  Speaker 6: Cowboys are on. Maybe throw in like, uh fucking ceed
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  Speaker 6: lamb anytime if you're feeling crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But that's even crazy because he has like four touchdowns
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  Speaker 1: this year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and the odds are probably he's still probably like
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  Speaker 9: my go at the tight end.
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  Speaker 1: Go with the tight end.
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  Speaker 9: Who is it Ferguson?
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  Speaker 1: Uh No, he's on the detections now. I think chult
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  Speaker 1: On the right right, it was Ferguson. They had another white.
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  Speaker 9: I think it's Ferguson.
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  Speaker 1: Still, maybe all right, then throw it on Ferguson.
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  Speaker 6: Throw it on Ferguson and uh And then we got
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  Speaker 6: Dolphins Packers, which a couple weeks ago would have said
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  Speaker 6: this is a bad game.
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  Speaker 9: Going into it. I think that's actually a pretty good
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  Speaker 9: game in Green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going John new Smith and Tyler Kraft to
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  Speaker 1: both score. I'm doing six different parlot.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys fire or think it's really stupid for
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  Speaker 2: Tua not to wear the crown on the helmet the cap.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it's I think he probably is at
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  Speaker 6: a point where he's like, it's not gonna do anything
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  Speaker 6: for me, he said, I'm dead.
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  Speaker 2: You think his brain's just owed me on anyway?
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  Speaker 6: He said, I mean the way that he's been getting hit,
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  Speaker 6: it hasn't really been a helmet to helmet hits.
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  Speaker 9: It's been like he's getting swung back.
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  Speaker 6: So he's going to get a concussion from that regardless,
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  Speaker 6: unless he has like twelve inches of padding.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's at that. For me, it would be
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  Speaker 2: whatever I can do, no matter how silly I look,
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  Speaker 2: to avoid having this continue to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Is in your voice just engaged in a fallacy. He said,
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  Speaker 1: He's been getting hit in a certain way, as if
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  Speaker 1: that's how he's going to get hit going forward. The
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  Speaker 1: last hit doesn't predicate the next hit. Every role at
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  Speaker 1: Roulette is different. I caught my boy in a fallacy
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  Speaker 1: over here on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 9: You do make a good point there.
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  Speaker 1: You got one zero, one zero, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. But yeah, six different tight ends. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: bet on all of them to score, not all put together.
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  Speaker 1: I think just a single anytime touchdown score on six.
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  Speaker 6: So when you're putting down like an individual bet like
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  Speaker 6: for one person to score and the odds are like
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  Speaker 6: plus one ten. How much money are you putting on
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  Speaker 6: that one hundred bucks fifty jesus Yeah, mine's ten.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But that's why I do parlays, because I'm like, I'll
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  Speaker 6: put down ten and I'll make ten thousand.
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  Speaker 9: Never happens.
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  Speaker 1: But the dream, the dream, the dream is still alive.
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  Speaker 10: You might be the richest person I know, Yeah, because
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  Speaker 10: you can serve well. You don't spend any money like
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  Speaker 10: Adam Smith, and I know how much you make, the
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  Speaker 10: father of modern economy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I admire it. I spend every single dollar I make.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I spent a ton of money on that
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  Speaker 6: Joe Rogan Kettlebell. So there goes fucking food for the
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  Speaker 6: next week. Gonna be eating fucking uncrustable.
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  Speaker 1: Before you're heard, he's taking away the crusties that can't
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  Speaker 1: be Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna take away.
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  Speaker 9: That's his first day in office. That's what he's planning
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  Speaker 9: on doing.
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  Speaker 2: Time for me to install an industrials hized cryogenic freezer
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  Speaker 2: and keep them in there.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be an uncrustable household so bad, but
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's my one way ticket to morbid obesity.
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  Speaker 2: Brother, I am an uncrustable household.
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  Speaker 1: If you had you have access to like a forty
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  Speaker 1: pack of uncrustables every day. No, but you can just
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  Speaker 1: get them, Yeah, getting them one by one or even
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  Speaker 1: in like a reasonable pack size. That's healthy. If you
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  Speaker 1: just had a fucking bottomless pit, a Halloween candy bowl
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  Speaker 1: of uncrustables that you could just dive into at anytime,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna fucking die.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to keep too many in the house
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  Speaker 1: because then they get soggy. I don't mind the means.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them.
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  Speaker 2: Frozen, but I know you gotta wait before you decide
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  Speaker 2: it's time to eat them. You put them in the
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  Speaker 2: like I'm a little frozen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like an imputtal bite.
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  Speaker 9: To the peanut.
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  Speaker 1: Butter bite isn't bad, dude. I will sit on uncrustables
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  Speaker 1: to a bit faster.
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  Speaker 9: I've done it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll all incubated uncrustable like it's a robin egg.
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  Speaker 9: I've gone on crustables straight on ball sack.
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  Speaker 1: You're tucking around and get some like physical activity to
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  Speaker 1: heat it up. Yeah, heat up the undercarriage and start
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  Speaker 1: doing fucking burpies with an ununcrustable tuck behind your nutsack.
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  Speaker 6: Uncrustables are the best. RK can't ban on crustables. He's
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  Speaker 6: going to bro you're so good. Like when I go fishing.
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  Speaker 2: We went, when we went fishing with Sydney, they brought
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  Speaker 2: that was all I ate. Oh yeah, they had on crustables. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: When I go fishing, I bring on crustables with me.
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  Speaker 2: I ate them like they were chips.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: They're so good. They're soft candy.
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's just peanut butter and jelly.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Which is soft candy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: But it's like, so what.
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: He's gonna what is he gonna ban peanut butter and
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: jelly too.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Probably, or you have to get the wrong ingredients like
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: methamphetamine and make it yourself. Yeah, you're gonna have to
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: like go into Dwayne Read and press a button. So
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: so can.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: There's no food I can think of that has less
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: of an impact on whether or not I feel full
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: than uncrustables. It doesn't change yeah, like it doesn't change
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: my hunger more or less at all.
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: I kind of agree with that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'll take two when I'm leaving the Chicago office for
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: the Uber ride to the airport. I'll feel like I
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: got a meal. You do, that's definitely the move.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I'm putting any calories somehow my
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: body just churns through them. And I think it's like
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the perfect healthy snack.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Mine's late night.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Mind's like if I'm like, if I'm like hungry, it's
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: around like eleven. But I'm like, I don't really want
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: to get a meal right now, you know I don't.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: I don't need a fucking pad tie right now, uncrustable
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: pad ties.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: If you get pad tie and something else and you're
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: finishing that, that is a one way ticket fast pass
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: to obesie.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna you're that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You're not touching the line. At last night, did you
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: finish the whole thing?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And something? Did you get dumb brings?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: No? At eleven?
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Did you eat it late like seven thirty? Oh, okay,
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: I had dinner.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: So just pad tie. I could see that being reasonable.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: But was that thirty two bucks? Thirty six?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Probably so fucking crazy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: They're really cranking up though.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: The inflation. No one's talking about the inflation on pad
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: tie right now.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: It's insane.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: Might be the most expensive meal there is.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I'm about to switch the pad CTU so I get
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: more bang for buck on my noodle.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Dude, I think I think shrimp scampy is cheaper than
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: pad tie.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: You could get a fucking you could make steaks for five.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you're making yeah, dry aged, dry age
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: steaks for five.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: You could dry age stakes on your balls hack. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: that's a good spot.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: But you have to go into the sauna.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: What do you guys think of out smoking food? Not cigars? Obviously?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I really thought you're talking about cigars. I fucking love it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Are you guys?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever smoked meat? I have?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I have? It's hard. I find it very hard. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: will say meat smokers, Yeah, bone smokers. I've There are
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: certain things that are not that hard, and then there
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: are certain things that are really hard. Ribs are not hard, briskets.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: It's really hard, well, really hard. I went through the
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: whole tatorial before.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I don't. I also don't have the owner of thirty
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: nine yep, I had the green egg that was hard.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: It's so finicky and I got I sold it for
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: how much? Five hundred bucks?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And how much did you pay for it?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: A lot more like I don't know, maybe eighteen hundred
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: or so. Yeah, but I used it for like seven years.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: It was beat to hell.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad I thought you. It was like
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: seven weeks.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: No. I was thrilled to get anything for it because
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I was not going to be able to bring it
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: to my new apartment because I had no outdoor space.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Guys who smoke me act like they love their family
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, I'm providing, but they actually hate
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: their families. Like what activity can I spend eight hours
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: on today under the guys of being a provider? Dude, man,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: We went to so Me and Rome when we did this,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: we did a neighborhood eats in Kansas City.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: In Kansas City, and we did uh one of them.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: There was one that we went to where the guy
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: gave us like they all give us a tour. But
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: there was one where we went into like the smoker
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: because it's like it's a full fucking room, and the
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: dude that was like showing it to us was like
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: the most like anxious person I've ever met, and he
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: was like he was like, Dude, I'll wake up at
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: three in the morning and like not even know what's
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: going on all of a sudden, I'm like driving to
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: the restaurant to make sure that like the ribs aren't
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: being overcooked or the briskets, not getting.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: That we had and it was the cheapest plate that
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: So fucking good Kansas City, Dude, in America, we get everywhere,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: it's not even close.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: I haven't even dude, I've eaten barbecue once since then,
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: because nothing compares like I had it when we went
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: to Texas and I was like, fine, but it wasn't.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Even Nothing was like Kansas City. Nothing is like Joe's
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: and slaps yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: Q thirty two, oh yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Nine oh to the owner if you know you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Know z Man sandwich. Joe's is one of the single
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: best things I've ever had.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: We didn't really have a great experience with Joe oh really.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Well, we we'd eaten at twelve barbecue.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Can't do it, Joe, I couldn't eat. I was there
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: for three nights of shows and I did two barbecue
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: spots the first day, and then the next day I
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: could not eat anymore. But then by Saturday I had
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: gotten the appetite back and I went to Joe's.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Dude, we went. We went.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: The first day, we did two places, and then the
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: second day I think we did Sport or six. But anyways,
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: the last place we went to was Joe and we
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: told the guy we were like, we were like, because
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: they know we're coming to film and they like all
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: want to bring out as much food as they possibly
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: can to show it off on the video, and.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: The sandwiches are things. So they brought us fifteen cents.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: We said, we were like, you were like, dude, doun'ko
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: too crazy, Like we've been eating barbecue.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: The entire should have started there. Man, the place is unbelievable.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: They brought out like like five full plates of like
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: like not like a plate, like trays of food and
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: like four pictures of beer.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: And we were like, this is that's you feel bad? Yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: because you can't eat it at all. Did you have
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the z Man sandwich? It's it. I think it's brisket
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: on with an onion ring. There sauce, some melted cheese
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: on like a Hamburger binner. Maybe a whole year, I
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: don't know. It's one of the most amazing things.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a big proponent that Thanksgiving is wasted on the turkey.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent agreed.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: You're almost never going to get a good turkey.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I think more of America is outsourcing their turkey these days,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: probably this thanks Giving more than ever are. You're not
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: making your own. You just pick up the turkey, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: even that a turkey technician, somebody who works turkey all
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: year round. Somehow it's their super Bowl, and it still sucks.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's like the best of the best is making this.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: It's still not a great meat. The sides are fine.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I like the sides, like different flavors of gray mush
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: that I'm putting in my body.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I gotta say, my mom makes a huge effort on Thanksgiving,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and she's got, you know, real attention to detail and
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: cooks the turkey over whatever, seven or eight hours, and.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So she hates you guys.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Well, it does get contentious. I can't watch football, I'll
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: tell you that much. What I gotta dice up a
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: mountain of Brussels sprouts, which you know takes. Whether it
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: sounds like you're just not you're not trying to watch all.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I always try to watch ball. I can't watch ball.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I only watch ball so that I can comment on
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the podcast. When you guys start talking about it. It's
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: not true.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: What about the women folk in your family? They're not
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: cutting the brusties. If you guys are old fashioned, then
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: be old fashioned.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's true. That's true. Why don't have this
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: like weird women's football team the way that Sas does
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: cousins and ladies that strap on their fucking helmets and
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: flag footballs and lingerie.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: And the reason I was asking you guys about about
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: the reason I was asking you guys about smoking food
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: is that one of my friends, Tristan, comedian warworks at
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the stand.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: New friend, just drop, don't try to slide by.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: What the fuck, dude, Tristan? Hold on a second, by Tristan.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: That's way too many Sylla.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: That's not how it's pronounced. It's pronounced bo.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: You're saying that you're talking about Matt right, My buddy,
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: my buddy Tristan, who works, he's a comedian at the stand.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: He told me that he's thinking about getting a smoker
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: because he said that he grew up in Arizona and
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: he said that every year for Thanksgiving, his dad smokes
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: and then fries a turkey and he says it's like
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: the best thing he's ever had.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be looking like Jason Pierre Paul if I tried
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: to fry a turkey. Oh yeah, there's no doubt in
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: my mind that I lose.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: That's I mean, that's one of the best parts about Thanksgiving,
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: watching the videos online and people frying turkeys and it
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: just exploded.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: They have like a coat hanger and they're dipping into
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: fossil fuel. They just saw the top off of a
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: pro paying tank and they're trying to fucking slowly dip
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a turkey in. It's got to be the worst gets
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: into that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: What do you do after that? Like once that happens
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: and like all right, fires out? Now, what like what's
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: for dinner? Because now we have no turkey.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: It'sf Chang's place you're going to.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: It's fun, it's fun.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: He was trying to get it to last the whole time.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I've never been able to do that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to dissatisfaction of Yeah, that was a
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: big one.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It's all good, cruel Deville style.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It's the same color as the rock you're going to
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: step on.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: The nugget of it is right there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Was claw.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: It won't be able to It's gonna fall apart. The
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: second you touch it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Francis has soft hands. Yep, he got it whole little faith.
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: Oh yea.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Friends, Tristan, Yeah around you know Tristan. No, I don't
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: know that. I know Tristan.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: I think you do.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: No, you know? I sold what's his.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tristan and Andy sold and I sold speed. I
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: sold speed. That's a funny one. That's a good one.
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: What's his last name? Thompson Bowling. I don't know that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't I do. I have to be honest. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: have not been on stage in a month.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: This guy's pretty new, right, he's what was he a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: month in?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Nope?
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Well it's been at the stand for probably close to
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: two years now. Huh, No, that's not true, probably a year.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Tristan. I heard a theory that any man that habitually
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: cheats on his uh, like a habitual cheater, you said,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson. This is what made me think of, oh yeah,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: any habitual cheaters gay?
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Is gay?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Really and this is coming from a gay guy. Ah,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you saw it on TikTok. There was a little fifteen
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: second video he's gay, and then everybody underneath it was
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: like listing off these serial cheaters and I couldn't see
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: it for almost all of them.
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: Who are they listening?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval, okay, could be gay, could be gay? Jack's
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I guess they're only vander Pump Rules characters and Tristan
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Thompson Jack from vander Pump Rules, Tom from vander Pump Rules, Tristan,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Tom Sin who else did they have on there? I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: wonder if I saved it. I couldn't have saved.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: It, dude. I Joey Kamasta once told me, once a cheater,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: always a cheater. He firmly believes that.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Well, if he says it, I don't think that's true.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: The gay cheating in the gay communities is a horse
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of a different color too. They're doing all kinds of
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: shit over there.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: It's a very blurred line.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. So cheating to them, is it?
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Or is that just something that like straight people think. No,
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: I think I think straight people all assume that, like
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: they're like gay dudes are just like fucking everyone and
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: everything they are.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: They are all right as your gay friends, bro, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: don't really have too many.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Really, Wow, I really thought you would have.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Remember you're talking that gay bro at the stand, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this guy's really funny. He should going
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: out and about.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I do remember that very clearly.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, instead of being like, come in, is that love
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: of at Leasta?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Probably no. I already gave them the heads up that
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: we were going to be smoking stogies.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: It was Dave.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Is ebony, ebony?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Are we in troubles?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: We got a written report from Dave. We don't smoke
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: weed anymore.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I actually love the Fear of God Essentials fed. It
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: is expensive. It is expensive. That stuff is nice.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: But especially with the shoes too. The A six, Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you're killing it. What is this? What did you give us?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: An airpiper fire? Who's who's the main? Who's complaining? Who's complaining?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: There's no one worth protecting.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think the air is going to do that.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: There's no way that's the right size for That's fine
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: as long as we try.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You know who I saw at the cigar shop then
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and then I saw fucking I saw a fucking smoky
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: in there, smoky sparky in there. I said, smoky, I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: saw a sparking there. He chosen there. He told me
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: he needed a butN he was like, get me a bun. Yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that's not right, he told the He told the guy
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: at the cigar shop, the Dominican brother rolls the cigars.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, take care of him next time he's in here.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Now you see what he wants. And the guy like
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: rolled his eyes. He was like, I'm not taking care
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: of him because he's sparky. The janitor said.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: So, I know sparky is.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he likes to show the act too. But
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I'm saying he likes to be on the act too though.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I got you, Ebany. I love it. I won't funk
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Ebany. What was the first thing that you ate after
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: or you were pregnant that you weren't allowed to eat
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: or drink or smoke? Crowd legs.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: I drink.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Right there, crow legs. Yeah, taggeted.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Tennes then I had.
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: I was ready to say, you.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Want to say, you want to whack this? This is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: like moonshine, the moonshine. It's the moonshine. It's nice. Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that's fair enough, fair enough. I won't keep on pushing.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: What do you think of Francis pants?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I had shirts on.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You have to take your shirts every day.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I appreciated. Yeah, not good.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: The air purifire is already working.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: That's well, we got the cigars, all right, we got you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: He needs a raise on legend. Thank you the.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Best, love you back, appreciate it. Deal.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Who just said, what's happening in there? Was it terror? Anyway?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: What were we saying?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's because last time.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: I think every other time we've done this, it's been
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: on like a day where no one was in the office.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And then the one time we got in trouble.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: This is uh, they don't like that we do this,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: but that's.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Okay getting this. They just smell the smoke.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Gets so fucking angry about who's telling on us. I
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: get angry too.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: It's such like a like we we all work in
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a fake job. We all know we all work in
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a fake job.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Our problem is that our studios on the third floor
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: of people who do not work a fake job.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I still it's it's an insane thing to be like
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: they're doing they're doing a thing that I don't like.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: That's a fair point.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking it's ridiculous, Like you you know where
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you work, Like, oh, guys would go home and complain
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: That's to a cigar company.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: I was literally just gonna say that, how come they
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: haven't sold to fucking cigars?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll get you your ten percent commission.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: I listened to the Rags every single time comes out.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: They have a cigar sponsor. Why don't we have a
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: scar sponsor? They don't even smoke cgars on their podcast
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: with the Soda and Joe List. Oh yeah, Bobby Kelly
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: and Louis Gomez. Yeah, we smoked thegars on our podcast.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: We don't have a scar sponsor. What are we talking about?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: The Rags shout out the rigs?
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, good show.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What the fuck were we just talking about? Outside of
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: all of the ass.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Uh? I'm sorry to hear that she doesn't think that
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I'm doing very well.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have dropped the price tag of the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: pants on her.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Well they're not These aren't that expensive.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They're not that cheap.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: How much were they?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Three hundred?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, one hundred, one sixty maybe one twenty,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty bucks? Man?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe you are doing so good?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll never wear them again.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: No, there, there's some of your most inventive paints.
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: I do like these, Francis, what what football team do
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: you like?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: The giants. Ah, all right, that's why I don't talk ball.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: That's why you don't like ball. Utterly irrelevant.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: Well, are you ready for Tommy DeVito to come back?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I love his parents, Danny and uh Esther.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Maybe I'll maybe I'll get you a nice uh some
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: some giants, some giant sweatpants like my Patriots ones.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: He would literally never wear that team coded memorabilia. There's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: no even on game if. Even if he went to
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the game, he wouldn't wear that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: I can't wear anything that is in Patriots memorabilia on
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: game day, really, dude, Game day, I got the I
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: got a Patriots shirt under my jersey with my Patriots
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: card again over it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Just in case. Yeah, you catch fires.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Just no way. It's that chilly in your apartment. Remember
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: when I turned on the heater without telling you, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: you were like, it's been so hot in my apartment for.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Two has been part of roasting.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: Do the radiators are crazy?
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: I saw a funny tweet the other day that was
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: like someone was saying, uh that like explaining explaining a
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: radiator to someone who doesn't live in New York City
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: is like your apartment is freezing and then all of
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: a sudden, you're on like a tropical island five minutes later. Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: they just pump four hundred degree air into your apartment
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: for like one minute every day.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Imagine the time before that, for the apartments that didn't
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: have fireplaces, how cold the city was.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Honestly, I wish him. I I don't even know. I
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: don't think my fireplace works because I have a fireplace.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: But I looked, I like looked through the into the
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: flu into the thing, and there was like a T
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: shirt inside of it, and I just was like, I'm
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: just gonna let that be.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: It's good for your brain to sleep cold. I know that. Yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: that's probably why I like the Iron Age happened. That's
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: probably why the Industrial Revolution happened, because nobody had fucking
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: hot brains while they were sleeping. Now, the fucking earphones
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: won't even work. Have you ever seen you guys have
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: over ear headphones from Apple?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: No, they fucking they never work. It always. It takes
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: like five minutes to pair them up every single time.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I have a hard time.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: It's so frustrating. If Steve Jobs was alive for this,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: he would be executing people. Oh yeah, if Steve Jobs
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: found out what's happening, he would literally be going down
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the line and shooting texts in the back of their head.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Finds me of Elon Musk. I don't know if you
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: guys know, I'm reading the book about Elon.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I hadn't heard.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: He walks down the line, the assembly line of his factory,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: points at things, and he's like, what's going on there?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Because he doesn't even know what's going on?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: He does, doesn't he knows more than you'd think.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: A fraud.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Take that back, I think he's. I think it's so
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: easy to be like. I think he's. That's what people
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: say when they haven't read the book. You got to
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: read the book. If you read the book, you'd change
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: your tea.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Like he's not building Tesla's dude, he's.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: It's like he's more. He's more involved in the design
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and the engineering than you would think. I promise you,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Zuck he does code like he's cod he knows how
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: to code, but zuck like he goes out an end
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: of a video game when he was thirteenth. By the way,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: he is obsessed with video games, obsessed plays them until
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: five in the morning.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Bro, I know, now you don't top twenty Diablo player
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: in the world. Everyone knows this.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: He's amazing.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: What you're the first person listening to Joe Rogan's podcast?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Do you see? Uh? Did you see John Stewart's commentary
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: on Joe Rogan? I did not. It's pretty cool.
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: What do you say?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Some like I think some I think it was this
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: like liberal girl that said that asked John Stewart on
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: a podcast or something. She said, do you think the
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: left needs their own Joe Rogan? And he was like,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I hate when people say this, Like,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: he goes, what do you what is Joe Rogan? You know?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: It's how can you even nail him down into any
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: one thing? Yeah, and really defended him and kind of
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: made them all feel.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Understand, it is the left Joe Rogan, or was the
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: left Joe Rogan for a long time.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: There is no political left Joe. There can't be because
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Joe Rogan is so big. There's not going to just
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: be because all of a sudden, there's just gonna be
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: a leftist who's bigger than Joe, the same size as
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: Joe Rogan.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I would think. I would think Bill Maher is closer
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: to the left Joe Rogan in a way he smokes
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: we he's like take seems that he's taken a cue
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: out of his book.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but like how many people listen to Bill Maher's podcast.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I think his show, his TV show is way bigger.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: But I think that we're talking about like a twenty
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: ten when Bill Maher was the left Joe Rogan.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: But like Joe Rogan talked about it, he said I
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: was a leftist. Yeah again, I'm not that guy that's
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: saying that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but I like, I I didn't really
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: understand when people were saying, like like after they lo
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: after Kamala lost, and they were like left needs a
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Joe Rogan, Like Joe Rogan blah blah blah. Joe Rogan
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: told Kamala to come on the show, and she didn't
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: go on the show.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I almost slipped and started speaking Spanish to the new
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: cleaning lady. I came like super close to almost doing it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Why why why do you keep saying that you don't
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: want to speak Spanish to her?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Because she needs no she has She's Dominican. First of all,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: she has a pretty good handle on it. It's not
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: it's more that. What if I open that up every
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: time I see her, We're gonna need to have a
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: full conversation in Spanish.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Which could be good for you.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It was good for me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: What happened to the old kid cleaning lady?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Nate fired her? Really?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Why? I don't know. I don't know. And now he's
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: trying to distance meself from the firing. What do you
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: mean Nate fired her?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Nate fired the old cleaning lady. She works for the building,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: not for barstool, Yes she does. She doesn't work for
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: the building you're thinking of a fucking sparky. Sparky works
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: for the building. The cleaning lady worked for Barstoolally, Nate
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: fired her, and now he's distancing himself from the firing,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: saying it was him and five other people on a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: tributal that made the fucking decision.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, I loved her, she's gone because of Nate. He
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: fired her before the holidays.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I mean it was a couple. It was like a
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: flying for her green car. Yeah, well she ain't leaving,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: she gone, she ain't leaving.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But Phronsie, I mean me and Vibs were talking to
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Phronsie that probably the most of anybody.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I talked to her a lot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: You talked to her a lot too, probably on the huh,
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: didn't Caleb in her have a little thing.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Caleb with the cleaning lady.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when I think she didn't she try to fuck him.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Don't ever say that about Phronsie bro She was like
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: a married movement.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: I'm like ninety nine percent sure that's true.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I could not have been Phronsiet. You know who Phronie is. Yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the lady with like the blondish hair. No, she has
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: dark hair.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: She long changed it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: She the one that tried to fuck Caleb. She mounted
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: him and he refused.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: No, was literally God fearing we would like exchange Bible verses.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'll go up to her. I'd be, like Joseph said, more.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Someone must have been playing a playing one. Someone must
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: have been trying to dupe me when they told me
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: that you got.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: You got Duke bro here, I'm not trying to call
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's sad to hear. I liked her a lot.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Nate fired her, and so now there's this new lady
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: who was very nice, but I just got I got
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: into deep with Phronsie, and I'd be looking up like
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Spanish words for like, you know what, what restaurant are
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you going to this weekend?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: K Restauranto is to uh going.
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: Yojiro tak bell. Right, you guys want to know a
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: good cigar trick, talk to me.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: If your cigar starts tasting like it's like tasting burnt
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: and you're not really getting the the smoky flavor that
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: you were getting when you first lit it, blow into
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: the cigar and then and then let it sit for
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: like thirty seconds before you puff again.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: M hm.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: I learned that at cigar shop in UH in Buffalo, Wyoming.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that, bro, not it.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I both I blow through all the time,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you know me.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I don't have anything to tell you, guys.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: It's fine, okay, I'm just here. Well, then you didn't
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: have to tell us that for sure.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I just thought about what I've been up to lately,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: and I don't I don't have much. Yeah, and that's okay.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I mean it's fine.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I never even told us what you cooked last night.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I did do? I got one?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Do I bring the PlayStation back home? Yeah? You got it?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I think you would suffer without it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: I mean I'm going home Monday, probably coming home Saturday.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I'm coming back to Saturday. Yeah, you mean five days
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: no PlayStation. You take the train home. I don't know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: The train is so nice. The train do it awful?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You get to have a fucking have a cigar, have
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: anmarking car.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: The train is the same price as a flight, and
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: a flight is thirty minutes.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You're not. That's the wrong way to do that math though,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: because you have to account for the fact that you
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: have to take an uber out to the airport. You
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: have to get there an hour early. You fly, you
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: then deep board, and then you get it in an
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: uber and go to your house.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I mean you have to take an uber to the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: train station, though.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Take an uber to the trail and I would probably
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: bike with the rolling suitcase behind you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: I bike with myf I bike with my double back.
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: I do that all the times.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: It gets loud when you roll a rolling suitcase behind
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: a bicycle. It's the wheels are screaming down the street.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: It starts, it's they almost catch fire because they've never
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: experienced that fast. Yeah, it looks like you're stolen someone's luggage,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: is what it looks like I didn't do that.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: I strapped my duffled, my red Duffel bag into the
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: front fast part of the basket of the bike.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Soft duffel. Then, yeah, it is a soft red duffle.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It's drooping over the sides of the sides.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Every time I would stop, it would start flying forward.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: It was very It was not an easy ride. The
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: dude you know who, Matt James is.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: He was on The Bachelor, tall, handsome black man, about
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: six five, sculpted body, beautiful body. Uh he he uh.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: He like put out a TikTok that he again, Francis,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: he put out a TikTok saying that he biked to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the airport, which one he city bike to.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: J quite literally, do they have docs at JFK.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: No they do.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: In Queens.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: JFK is not in Queen's I think yes, it is
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: is in fucking like Pennsylvania, so far away in Queens.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: They're both in Queens. LaGuardia and JFK are both in Queens, respectfully.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: How long would it take to bike to JFK from here?
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with how long do you guys?
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: Think?
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, whenever you Google map, it it's wrong
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: because they're not accounting for the fact that you have
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: any electric bike.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: But it's not that wrong.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Well, they're also not accounting to the fact that we
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: bike like assholes.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not, but it's not as far off as
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: you'd like. Like when I did, I biked from my
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: apartment to Central Park and said, it's gonna take forty
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: five minutes, and there's no way it's gonna takeattes.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: No seeing how long it would take to bike from
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: here to JFK, it'd be fun. How long do you
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: think it would take? I would think it would take
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: me thirty five minutes.
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: What Okay, So you don't know where JFK is? I think, sure.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Do thirty five minutes from here?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You think less or more?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Way more an hour? Thirty five?
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I think it's I think by miles alone, it's not
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: that far. I think it's like, what four miles, thirteen miles?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: How many thirteen? I was way off.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: And it's literally not even giving me a bike route
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: fourteen miles there's no option to bike there.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Thirty five minutes does seem a little a little, a
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: little too quick.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Dude, it's an hour and ten minute drive because of traffic,
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: because of traffic, and because it's far away.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I think I could do it, dude.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: But the take about the drag of your roly suitcase slowing.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, my ski bag.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: The drag of your golf bag. It's the body.
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: See if they give us a clear answer.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: JFK thirteen miles bike just pick one. It says right
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: now it would take an hour and forty minutes.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: To bike there. Yeah, so if you I mean, yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: so then maybe we could do it in like a
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: little bit more than an hour.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I think I could do it in an hour.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: I don't we got a race, especially with the amount
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: of times that you'd have to stop to be like,
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: oh shoot, am I going the right way?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I would learn the route before I get the directions
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: on your headphones.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the directions on your headphones get a little
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: more complicated where they're like merge onto the highway here,
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: and you're on a bike and you're like, shit, wait
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: is this where I'm supposed to be going.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I also don't feel comfortable biking with headphones on in
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: because then I don't hear the car that's about to
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: hit me.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Just one headphone, throw one headphone on there.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Not biking with the headphones in.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: It is crazy.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Well, also because you have those over here.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: If you have just the standard earbuds, you don't have those,
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: the wired earbuds, the wire less, you still haven't.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Have a single a single wire. There's no wires in
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: this man.
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: That's true. Francis told me his news resolution is to
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: get down to zero wires.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: What wires are holding you back?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Uh? When I do the cable cross stuff at the gym,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: someone in my building was selling a Bowflex. I get
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: all these emails from my building that are people selling things,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: and I can't believe that people would think anyone would
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: want to buy them.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Bowflex is like nineteen ninety.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Four people selling extra baby formula because their kid grew up.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Remember when there was a shortage when we were on
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: most Agerous Game show. Yeah, Smitty Adam Smith not the
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: father of modern economics, barstool Smitty was about to like
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: he was. That was his reason for like having to win.
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, to buy baby formula.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I have reached out to him and he is not responding.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: You got to be going through bro prayers or thoughts
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: whatever to Smitty. Hopefully he's doing better. Smitt's the bro.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I fucking love that guy. Why way would have happened?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: He just had been taking a little spent a tough time.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I get it that you get to do.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I've been saving all my mental health breakdowns. I'm gonna
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: take a nice holiday at some point.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: No one's gonna buy it. You're too steady. You gotta
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: do what Sassin I do. And talking about your prescriptions
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: on the podcast.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: No, you guys are planting seeds for having a potential
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: like bipolar episode or something, because you're like, I have
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: all these bills Japan. Three weeks, He's gonna go Egypt
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to Japan without flying? Did just you guys follow that
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Instagram account? Egypt to Japan without flying?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking good. And he he just today this
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: morning he flew to Japan. Finally, two hundred and eighty
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: six days from Egypt to Japan without flying.
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: But it sounds like he flew to Japan.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got to the edge where I mean, it's
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: a chasm, it's a fucking body of water, so he
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: had to fly over it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: What are you saying? Are you saying he walked?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: He'd no, he would hitch rides, he would walk, He
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: would just beg borrow, steal and deal.
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: But then he flew once he got to the end,
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: why didn't he like take a boat.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: If the whole thing was Egypt to Japan without flying.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Well he finally maybe he made it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: He sounds like he flew to Japan. It just for
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: some reason. It took him a long time to get
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: to the.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Airport fraud alert. Then Egypt to Japan. I almost have
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: a million miles with Delta right now.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Jets owner proposed benching QB. Aaron Rodgers September thirtieth meeting.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Oh wait that was month a month ago, all right.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he made it to Japan's flag. He made
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: it to Japan.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: He made it to Japan without flying.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, here's the dude's root. Look at that route.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Incredible route, not the most efficient.
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: I see a boat, a lot of backtracking.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to see it all though. He like
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: hit every Middle Eastern country multiple times, Afghanistan and just
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: take look at this quick in Afghanistan and out, bro,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: they're gonna start selling in and out on Delta flights.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: Or shakeshack?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, shakeshack.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I thought it was in and out selling it.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Or having cheeseburgers for people. I can't eat those. I
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: don't know why those shakeshack cheeseburgers fuck up my stomach.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: And still going.
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: Wait, I want to see him get to Japan.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I mean it's two hundred and eighty six days. Every
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: leg is a day.
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's not making a lot of progress.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: You guys. Ever, wonder what's next after Japan?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Probably, Like that's why I was thinking Africa, the tip
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: of Africa to the bottom of Africa. Y. Maybe, but
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I think that going through this the bottom right of Africa.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Like I talked to the dude when I was in
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Ethiopia about going from Ethiopia to South Africa. But there's
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: they say, like the bottom right of Africa, like it's
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: so dangerous and like every territory you go through is
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: so tribal that.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: They're about, like Democratic Republic of Congo and probably those
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: ones in the south, in the southeast part.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the southeast of Africa, especially along the coast.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: And I went to I went to Mozambique, Mosambiques down there, Mozambique.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think Mozambik's doing well now.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: Mozambik is a gun from Apex's legends.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think the part of Mozambique that you were
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: in is the part that he's talking about. The drive down.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, I think. I mean I was only
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: on the mainland of Mozambique for a second, but I
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: can tell you I flew down. I flew there from
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: South Africa and when I landed, the fucking customs people
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: had no idea how to process anyone's passports and visas
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: because it's it's visa on arrival, and like their printer
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: was broken. So we sat in this one room in
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the airport, ten yards from the plane we'd gotten off
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: and could not enter the country in an open air,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: indoor outdoor hangar of a of an airport. Yeah, for
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: four hours. That would be until they got their printer working.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: That would destroy me.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: We would just take a dog by pitted.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: There's nothing worse than a delay when you're like you're there,
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: like you're you're about to cross the finish.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: This is Mozambique, bro, it's not Pittsburgh. Yeah, you know,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: we we we knew, we were like we all kind
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: of accepted. Yeah, that makes sense the reality of the situation.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: You ever like, go to check into a hotel and
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: they're like, our systems down. We got to go all paper.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did. And you're like, we were in White
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Philly recently and this happened, and this woman came down
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: and she was screaming at the manager and she kept saying,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: so what are you gonna do for me, which to
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: me is almost like verbatim the subtext.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Of entitlement sounds like she wanted a sexual favor. What
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: are you gonna do for me?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Do you remember they were checking in and they she
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: called the late the dude away from the like in
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: the middle of checking us in, like we the ticket,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: the key was sitting right there, that's crazy, and handed
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it to us and she was hitting what are you
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: going to do for me? And this guy was like
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: a tall probably like six or five, handsome.
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: Black I remember.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We were all there. We were all there together.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I was there. I cannot I think, but I saw
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: the guy. I think entitlement is the ugly, ugliest shade
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: of definitely human behavior.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I realized about you made it more
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: than anything similar to entitlement. People think that there's like
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: a class, probably like boomers think that if they have
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: good manners, that they're nice people. Yeah, that if you
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: say please and thank you, that that's like being nice,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Like you could be a bitch to a waitress if
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: you say please and thank you. Yeah, like you have
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: to actually be nice, like no one actually manners don't.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Manners are like just like lipstake on a pig. Like
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: it's really like window dressing, because there's nothing to having
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: good manners. You actually have to be nice.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Listen to ampathetic. This is I have my car parked
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: in a garage in my building and I get this
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: residence rate, so it's actually pretty cheap. And I looked
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: up the reviews on Google of that garage and it
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: has a two point one rating.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Did any of those places if you can find them
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: with over a three, it must be the nicest parking
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: garage on earth.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: This one's particularly bad. Yeah, And they people say that, dude,
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I've been down there where I've seen them take a
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: car from a guy and then that guy leaves and
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: they drive it through the garage at a hundred miles
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: an hour. They're having fun. Yeah, they're amusing themselves. And
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: people have written all these reviews that their cars get
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: scratched all this when I first brought my car to
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: this garage. My car pretty beat up, not like post
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: but it's got a lot of things and dents just
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: from having it in New York City, parking it on
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: the street for years. Whatever. I accept it. I bought
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: it used, I bought it cheap. I don't care. And
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: the amount of scratches and dents that have been added
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: since I brought it to the garage, just from it
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: being in the garage where you think your car safe
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: is so insane. And they have this policy that whenever
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: you bring the car back, every single time, they do
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: a full inspection and they take photos of all the
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: dents and things. So every time I drop the car off,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: some guy takes the car key and then he with
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: his phone goes around and photographs the dents. And I
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: recently saw all these new dents and he's doing this
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: as I get out of the car, and I go, dude,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: don't even waste your time. I was like, look, there's
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: ten new dents and scratches, yeah, from from this garage.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, man, that's bad, and I was like, yeah,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: but look it is what it is, all right. I
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: know you guys did it. I don't care. Do your best,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: but I accept that you guys are gonna play fucking
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: crash car derby with my car down here the Tesla's boys,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: just as long as it's drivable, and bring it up
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: to me as as quickly as you can. I get it.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't expect this not to get beaten
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: to shit. I gave them consent to beat this shit
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: out of my car.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: What you gotta do is you got to request all
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: of those photos and then put them in a flip
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: book and it'll look like one of those videos of
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: like a twelve year old takes a picture of himself
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: for thirty years. It's just so choice. So I kind
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: of like beat up and older.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: My car is the giving tree. And then I was
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: buying groceries on Sunday, the same day I told you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: that part. Did I tell you? I was in the
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I was in the parking lot of the grocery store,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: the Whole Foods, and was in guanas. It's the only grocery.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: It's only Whole Foods in as far as I know
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: New York that has its own parking lot, which is
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: nice because it feels like going to the whole foods
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: in the suburbs unless you're in Guanas because you don't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: have to like you can drive your car. You go in,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: you get your groceries, and you come back out and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: you put them in your trunk and you drive home.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: So I'm I'm driving in looking for a parking spot,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: and some guy who was driving an escalade pulls up
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: perpendicular to my car and he goes. He goes, hey, man,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I saw the dents in your car. I work for
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Tesla of like Red Hook, because they have a Tesla
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: center there. And he goes, I'm on my off day.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: I can buff and suction out those dents. It'll take
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: me fifteen minutes. I'll do it for three hundred bucks.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: What do you say? And I had the same answer
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: to him that I had to the parking agent's in
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: the garage. I was like, look, man, I actually enjoy
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: the fact that my car's beat the shit because it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: doesn't make me upset when more dents and scratches happen. Yeah,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: and if I pay you to fix these, then the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: next time that it gets beat up, I will be upset.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: And he goes ahead, go ahead, he goes, He goes
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: all right, Well, I need the work and I know
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: you need this. How about two hundred what's it going
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: to take? And I was like, do you just drive
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: around this parking lot on your off day and fix
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: people's cars? And he goes yeah, because he opened the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: trunk to show me all the tools that he had
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: with him, and he was like, what's the issue? Do
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: you not trust me? And I go, no, dude, I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: trust you completely. I just don't want my car to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: be fixed so that when I ruin it it's fucked again.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why doesn't he drive Tesla?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I don't think he actually worked.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think he worked for Tesla at all.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I think that was bullshit. Yeah, but dude, I go,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I go, do you work this parking lot specifically? And
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: he goes, I do it all over, but this on
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Sundays is by far my best place to do this.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I think he does like twelve or fifteen.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Like a final evolution of a homeless guy.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Pretty I thought it was a pretty sick hustle.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Actually, he's he's the chars yard of the homeless man.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: If he can actually do it, though, I.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Trust him completely. He knew what he was talking about
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: he had all these crazy tools. I just I just
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: didn't do it because I didn't. I didn't. I mean,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: he was like, if you take this to Tesla, it'll
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: cost two thousand dollars to do the very same job
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: that I'm telling you about.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad grew up in the in the city,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in Manhattan, and he grew up one hundred and six
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: in Columbus. He went to high school Atlasau High School
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: on like fucking second and third or whatever, and then
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: went to Manhattan College. And after he got out of
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Manhattan College, he drove around in like a sixty five javelin.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was the car, and he would
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: have this literally the same exact problem. I've heard him
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: tell the story of it being dented to shit, and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: so what he would get his mechanic to do was
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: leave one dent when it was all said and done.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: So when you get the dent, it's not your first dent,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: like there's still one in there. So you get it
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: shaped up, but there's still just a single dent left,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: and so you don't feel as bad. It's like a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: little bit of emotional insurance. So maybe you tell the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: guy when you go back to the parking lot. Leave one.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I know, I just don't care. It's a city car.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I accept that it's going to get beat to hell,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: and it doesn't bother me at all. When there's a
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: new scratch on the car that said my parking garage.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: They are driving this thing like it's a fucking you know, Mario.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: Kart sounds like Dean Moriarty and on the road.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Sounds like Cameron. Whatever the fucking uh what I'm talking about?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: No, I've never read that. Oh, Jack Carrouac, Yeah, I
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: never read it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: Dean Moriarty rides he works in Manhattan at a parking
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: garage and he's flying the cars around.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: What's the kid's name from Ferris Bueller ca Cameron?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the guy in succession.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, they take his car when he parked crazy.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think of Hemingway?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: I tried to get into Hemingway recently.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: It was a little too uh.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: I tried to read Old Man in the Sea.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: It was a little too like childish for me.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: Like it was like clearly, like I knew where it
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: was going, but it's like the it's like the sailor
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: hasn't caught a fish.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: In eighty days.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: And then the boy is not allowed to fish with
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: that man anymore. And then the boy tells the sailor,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: I know you're gonna catch a fish, and he goes,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: I know I catch I will catch a fish.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: So I was trying to it will just I just
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: need to be patient, like a madman, like a like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: a lesson.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Now, Hemingway is amazing. I worship Hemingway. The prose is lyrical.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I'm telling I can't allow it. I'm sorry to me,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: to me, And this isn't some like macho man thing.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I adore reading it. Yeah, No, I just couldn't get
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: into it. And I'm not talking necessarily about Old Man
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: the Sea. You should read Islands in the Stream. Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: it was the last book was published after he died
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: post some posthumously, and the first book of Islands in
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: the Stream is all about fishing and it's but.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Are they all like that?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Do they all read that way?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: It's all different. I mean, I just reread for whom
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: the book Belltoles, and it's it's it's war. It's a
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: real of warfare. And they're like, it's love and it's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: simple to read. It's not hard to read.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: It's funny that he was talking about fishing when he
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: was fucking cooped up in a parish cafe half his life.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I know. But he did do a he did do
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of fishing.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I went to the Hemiway Bar.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was that in the hotel right which hotel, the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: the Ritz? Yes, I've always wanted to go there. I've
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: never been.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: It was a bit of a line, but I heard
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: there's the best martini of all time. I'll take I'll
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: do a martini there, dirty martini. I was like, do
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: you have you guys have a blue cheese stuffed dollars
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: And the guy laughed at me. He was like, that's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: a getstronomy. I was like, bro, fuck off, where's Hemingway from?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: We're a Hemingway bar.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: That whole that whole generation of writers, the Lost generation
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Edith it wasn't he Edith Ford And it was uh well,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Fitzgerald and all of them. They were all American. They
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: were all and that is the generation that made the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: writers that the expats in Paris famous.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, they were all American. And then I was trying
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: to look up the facts about the hotel right there,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, who stayed in this room? And there
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: there was like a story about Hemingway like getting into
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: an argument with his third wife at the hotel and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: he fucking throws a picture of him and his third
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: wife in the toilet during the fight, and then he
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: started shooting at it at the fucking Ritz in fucking Paris.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Just the absolute psycho.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: He was nuts. He was definitely nuts.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Great poet though, Yeah, like.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Me, I would tell you to read try try Islands
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: in the Stream, just the first. There's three books in it.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: It was meant to be published separately, but they put
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: them on.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta try Riders on the Storm too. What's that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: roders All in the Storm exactly?
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of that.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: It's a song, Oh roders Storm watching child porns.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you do in a storm.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Because you're like, oh, I don't know if
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I'll have another crack at this.
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  Speaker 9: It might be my only opportunity, that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Might be my last chance. You guys, ever, think about
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: what you would do right before the plane went down.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 9: Kill myself.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I was smashed, fucking I'd max out my DK account.
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably go try to fly the plane.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: Bro, if it's going down, they're not taking guest pilots.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'll just hijack the plane and then
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: not save us obviously.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: But at least get the experience of flight.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: It's experience of flying a fucking airliner.
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  Speaker 6: That's like my favorite Sebastian bit, the one where he's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: talking about planes crashing and he's saying like that you're
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: going down, and like the oxygen masks drop and he
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: goes like everyone everyone's breathing in.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: And he does the voice he's like, and then he goes.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Me, I'm hanging myself.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: It's like, what does a plane feel like hitting the
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: ground going eight thousand miles per hour?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I don't need to know that. Yeah, I've always wondered
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: about that. They say everyone died, Well, how many people
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: drowned versus how many people were just impaled by four
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: thousand pieces of shrap?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got it.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: How instant is it?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: It's probably pretty fucking quick.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, if it crashes into the ocean, is it exploding? Yes?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I think it's I think it's exploding. No
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: matter what.
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  Speaker 2: No, Sully managed to not have it explode.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Sully and Sully is not. Our example is the goat
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: of plane crash.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Also, he also controlled it down into the the Hudson.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think he lost, which is not.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 9: The ocean steering, he lost, just the engines the Hudson.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: He was able to like pull up as far as
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: as far as water landings go. It's the crash Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: basically a simulator. Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Did you ever hear that the.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: America it's easier to crash land a plane in the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Hudson than on the actual especially Guardia, That's what I've heard, Guardian.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Did you ever hear that the American highway system was
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: built at a time of unsurreness out whether there was
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: going to be war on American soil? So all highways
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: are built wide enough and straight enough so there's a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: chance that a plane can land on them. That's cool,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Isn't that cool? I read that the Elon Musk book.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: I did hear that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: That's a great book.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Musk talked about that, waxed poetic about it.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: The Musketeer Duma mm hm, oh.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: You never told us. You said after the during the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: last episode that you were going to go home and
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: check to see if you were more efficient while you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: listen to a book on tape playing Tetris said, you're
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: going to report back on that in the next episode,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: which is now. So what did you? What were your finding?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Unfortunately I have not been able to go home in
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: between episodes.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Too many mice? What's the issue by the wires? What
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: why weren't you able to go home?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Too many mice? The wires?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: Too many mice?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: You guys want to go shoot pool after this? I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: got seven hours to kill until I do stand up comedy.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: What time is your spot? First? One's nine where let's stand.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Francis is back. I've heard some of his new jokes.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Are I'm back and.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: I am excited. There's an there's a very small chance
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: that I'm back. I'm gonna say that right now. There's
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: a very very small chance that, in after months of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: sadness and melancholy and lack of forward mobility, that all
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: of a sudden I might be back.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: When I did Battle Rap, I would hear that. It's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: a well known secret almost that Adderall is a ped
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: of the highest order for battle Rap. It helps you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: access everything so much faster. You don't forget anything, You're
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: just locked in rhymes like come together like fucking a
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: mathematic problem. I'm pretty sure that well, buttrin is the
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: same thing for stand up comics.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling it full on.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Stack of peds.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing the ball, I'm seeing every stitch on the ball.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Right, It's like coming in in full slow motion.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: I feel fucking ready to take the world and stuff
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: it down into my back pocket.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Oh love this tomorrow. You're just like, I'm gonna fucking kill.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will, I will. That is the I wouldn't
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: love that, but yo, yo, condition.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: Of the.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: Yo you done sas Yeah, tapping out, tapping out, I
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: actually have to pee really bad.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap it? Should we wrap it? Why not?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I was having fun? But yeah, yeah, we could wrap it.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving everybody. We hope that this bonus episode not
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: really a bonus episode, but one that we we could.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Have skipped, That we could have phoned it in.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: We could have founded it in, we didn't.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: We hope that you enjoyed some of this and that
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: you had a wonderful time with your families.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: And maybe you're driving to, maybe you're driving from. Thank
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: you for choosing us, Maybe you're fleeing. Maybe you have
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: a duffel bag a burlap sack over your head, and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: your captors are listening to Son of a Boy Dad
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: as you get transferred over state lines human traffic as
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: an underage person.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: That your games of co ed two hand touch resulted
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: in all the groping you could have imagined, all the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: incestuous groping your cousins would allow.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Sass's family listens to Son of a Boy Dad instead
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: of watching the middle game of ball. So what you're
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: saying is going to be heard by everybody.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: That's our Thanksgiving tradition.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Well, this will be the last year that that game
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: is co ed. I can heartily say that.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be one oh one you versu your dad
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: next year. You did not go from a cigar to
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: rip in the jewel.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 9: You don't really get the same nicotine from the cigar.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Someone told me, by the way, that anxiety is a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: very clear byproduct of smoking jewel.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not worth it, though, It's not worth quitting.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 9: That's what everyone says. Yeah, it's not what it is
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 9: for me.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well you wouldn't know.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I would know.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: You've never not smoked the jewel.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yes I have.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: I've quit for years at a time, all the time. Really, Yes,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: when when I first moved here, or I quit for
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: a year.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: In college, why did you go back? Because I got drunk?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: And then I quit again when I lived here for
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: a year, and both times I had anxiety.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Still, okay, all right, you've got your control, yes, your
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: control group.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Just try the probiotics.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: I am, I will.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: My wife was about to buy you, like a fucking
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: very expensive jar of probiotics.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Have a I have a good jar of probiotics.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Like this is like forty four dollars.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how much they are. Really they're expensive.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well she went, I was like, he won't fucking
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: touch it. Oh yeah, I get out of them in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: my fridge right now. Yeah, and you probably don't touch it.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I do particularly day, not every day. Try in too
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: fair enough, I remember, it's hard to remember when they're
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: in the fucking refrigerator. Well, I'm not going to I'm
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: telling her not to get it for you unless you
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: want it.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: No, I'll be okay, all right, all.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Right, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 12: Goodbye.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 11: Still jays were drifted.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: For was so so?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: Then you need so? No, I'm come along. I was
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 11: only phoning long. I was on a phone in one,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 11: I was on your phone in. I was on your
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 11: phone line. The stream.
• 1:18:00
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  Speaker 11: The PAS that's on back of the call.
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