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No one likes white hot dogs! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I I almost forgot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh along with, you know, getting the uh the seat back from High Mark Stadium for Father's Day, which was almost over the top.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I mean, that was really a very, very, that very special gift.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like to me, I'd have looked at that and I'd have been like, either that's the only gift, or that's a really big one and only Christmas gift.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like that was not that's not Father's Day material, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Father's Day material is uh is uh well honestly, I mean it was uh not.
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  SPEAKER_01: A coffee mug.
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  SPEAKER_01: The coffee mug, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is actually really nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then she got me these other little things, and I got something perfect for Wiener Wednesday, which is coming up uh tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: What did you get?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll get there in a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, first thing is, you know, I do enjoy a good pair of fun socks from time to time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, you are a fun sock kind of guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: She got me a pair of Mr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Spock uh uh uh fun socks, and the the ears stick out.
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  SPEAKER_01: So when you put them on, you point the ears stick out.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're saying when you put the socks on, you know where the bones are, the ankle bones are?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's I think it's a little higher on the calf, but yeah, the ears will be.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that was excellent.
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  SPEAKER_01: These cool little books that, you know, they're like uh medical terms and stuff they used in the show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like it's a little notebook.
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  SPEAKER_00: It it it's oh in the uh okay, in Star Trek.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, kind of.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd have to see them to get it, but it's kind of funny because you can actually make like your own note on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like if you're like, oh, I gotta go to Wagman's today and pick up a script because their pharmacy sucks and they can't fill them on time, and you write that note, and then you know, you get you could carry it if you want.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's it's cute little trinkets, but this is where it comes in from Wiener Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is she got me hot dog socks?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of, I am there's a phrase on them which I'm saving till tomorrow when I bring them in so that you can see them because I'm gonna wear them tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't wait for the reveal.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the time of year when I get hot dog fingernails, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, do you really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did it last year, and I even told my nail girl, I said, you know, the next appointment is gonna be the hot dog fingernails.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the wiener fingers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, the weenie fingers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you're right, tomorrow is Weenie Wednesday for Children's Miracle Network and in tandem with Salem's Six Hours at the Glen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyone is welcome, and it is an it's an awesome meal deal, really.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You drive through the back parking lot here, we're on the Miracle Mile.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you don't know where we are, we are uh so if you go past like Mark Twain golf course, then we are in the nationwide building.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's a brick building across from Valero.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody thinks it's an old school from way back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're next to the Purillator plant across from CAF, essentially.
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  SPEAKER_00: So now you know where we're at.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pull in the parking lot, and you get two hot dogs, chips, and that's five bucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then Coke's gonna throw in a free product, so you get a drink too, and then you can sign up for a sale in six hours at the Glen tickets as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we're gonna give money to the Children's Miracle Network from the uh proceeds.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we're cooking, obviously, Salance hot dogs, which if you haven't had these, I grew up on these in Buffalo.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, they are the premium hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of our coworkers says he's never had a Salance hot dog in his life.
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  SPEAKER_00: God, they're so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: He he said he all he's had is like white hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Racist.
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  SPEAKER_00: Racist.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just hate white hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we just had white hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was doing the glamping thing over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we had this bag of hot dogs left over from something else.
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  SPEAKER_01: They call them the snappers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Snappers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, ew, I feel like I'm chewing into real skin.
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  SPEAKER_00: Honest to keep it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's exactly what it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every time I take the bite, I was like, it's a snapper.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's the sicko though that makes hot dogs called snappers?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Zach, uh he, of course, made like 20 of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's only two of us glamping.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the way it goes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then there's- You never know in the middle of the night when you gotta wake up for a snapper.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just I need a random weenie at two in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're back.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then he makes these burgers and he says, Don't you want any of these hot dogs?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no more snappers for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not really.
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  SPEAKER_00: I if it's not red, I'm out of here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, is it red or more?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, more than pinkish red.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but pinkish.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I'll get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the white ain't right.