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Interview: Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer · The Smallzy Show

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  Speaker 1: A small show, The smallsy Show This Afternoon's Guests. Season
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  Speaker 1: three of Colin from Accounts the premieres today on Binge
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  Speaker 1: and Foxtel, and the two stars are here.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. We're so excited to be here.
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  Speaker 1: The writers and stars of Colin from Accounts is one
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  Speaker 1: of the funniest sitcoms. Hey, this is Patrick Brownell and
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  Speaker 1: Harriett Died from Colin from account It's really funny. Check
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  Speaker 1: it out. Please welcome, Harry and I'm Patrick Brable, Hey
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  Speaker 1: on the show This Afternoon. Fame hasn't gone to his head.
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood hasn't taken him yet, not yet, not yet.
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  Speaker 2: I won't let them.
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  Speaker 1: No, you won't that one. Patrick Bramble's here and Harry
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  Speaker 1: and Dyer guys, welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Patty's assistant.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah is my assistant, and we've got a present for you.
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  Speaker 1: This is some legitimate ash's ale from Colin from Account Beer.
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  Speaker 1: This is genuine beer. Yes, chucking in the fridge first, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want cray And this actually features in the first episode, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is out now as of midday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, mid day to day.
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  Speaker 3: You can go down to Sydney Brewery and Roselle well Socks.
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  Speaker 3: Last and just get one. They're just free.
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  Speaker 2: They just made them.
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  Speaker 1: Either of you be kind of surves, did you will
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  Speaker 1: you hand part of the crafting? Not at all?
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  Speaker 2: These about fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And I remembered a conversation when we're talking about the
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  Speaker 1: marketing and stuff. Someone's like, hey, we could do a
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  Speaker 1: beer for the show. I'm like, no, next, we're too tired. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then they didn't listen to us, and they did
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, and I'm really glad they did because it's
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  Speaker 1: a cool idea. Soorry plug the beer again. For people
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  Speaker 1: who Ash's A or Ash's ash, he's a.
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  Speaker 3: All right if you're sober, if you're like sixteen days sober,
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  Speaker 3: we're just breaking your family's going.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'll crack one of
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  Speaker 1: those after when the songs start playing. Now, our third
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  Speaker 1: and final season of Coming from Account's premieeres today. The
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  Speaker 1: episodes are out where on Yeah Sorry, Episode one and.
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  Speaker 2: Two, Yeah, three to eight will follow weekly.
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  Speaker 1: I like that that you haven't done that, You're like
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  Speaker 1: a bit of delayed gratification. Well because also too, I
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  Speaker 1: think it respects your work. Thank you, Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Also tell you something We're not finished seven and eight.
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  Speaker 2: We're still deiddling with it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so that's actually why we've got we've got
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  Speaker 1: a sound mix on seven and eight tomorrow. Okay, he's
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  Speaker 1: not finished, so.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't mention it even if you wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick, last time I saw you was for Devil? Was Prada?
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  Speaker 1: How is holyood? How's the fame? How's the Is he bearable? Harriat?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Is he insufferable? Now? Honestly, Fame's awesome? Things
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  Speaker 1: taste better, Yeah, my dreams are brighter. Yeah, the air
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  Speaker 1: is cleaner. Yeah, you know, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: We just for a couple of weekends they were always
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  Speaker 3: out and about with the kids and stuff, and it
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  Speaker 3: just got a bit weird, did it particularly weird? We're
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  Speaker 3: at the could you have and they've got like a
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  Speaker 3: big giant scrabble the kids kind of area on the wall,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm talking to him.
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  Speaker 2: He's his backs to the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about having dinner, trying to wrangle our children,
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  Speaker 3: and there's like these ten, ten, ten or twelve year
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  Speaker 3: old girls just riding Devil. Where's Prada with the giant
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  Speaker 3: straggle just behind his head?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are looking and I'm like, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is weird now, because like kids are kind of trolling you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the children when the kids mug you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's gone a bit too fast. Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also our daughter doesn't know what we do. And
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  Speaker 3: she was just playing with barbies the other day and she's.
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  Speaker 2: Like Devil wears Prad and I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she goes that studies job.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, someone at school has gone your barber's in. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they did pointed in me, they would
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  Speaker 1: have pointed, they would have kids are cruel. Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Flushed their head down the duddy. But no, it's calmed
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  Speaker 2: down people. Just Astra is pretty chill.
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  Speaker 1: It blips and then yeah yeah flatlines again yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. The dopamine rushes and then the phone stops ringing,
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  Speaker 1: and then the.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're wishing for ten year olds to
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  Speaker 3: make fun of you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you made the funniest TikTok. Through the height of it,
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  Speaker 1: you were at home and then he's on the red
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  Speaker 1: carpet well yeah, in New York, ride and high. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I was.
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  Speaker 3: Literally I was literally watching it at home with Mabel,
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  Speaker 3: like that was real, And I filmed it for the family,
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  Speaker 3: and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going eh whatever it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, and you know, arguably the most beautiful
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  Speaker 3: woe in the world, beautiful person in the world.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. And I was just filming there and I thought, oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, there is room. Yeah, there is room. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: looking back at it, it wasn't a great moment for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I probably who if I could played it differently, you
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  Speaker 1: can do it right now, Okay, cool? Most beautiful woman
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  Speaker 1: in the world. Who's that the way? She is not
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  Speaker 1: as beautiful as my wife? I mean, she's fine, AND's great,
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  Speaker 1: she's wonderful, but my wife is a bit more beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, she's beautiful. I agree. Yeah, I probably
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  Speaker 2: would have said the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, totally. I don't know what I was saying. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I was saying. And he was for
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  Speaker 1: the role. He was doing this. It was the show be.
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  Speaker 2: It's the clicking, it's the it's the red carpet. You
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Honestly, I've been on red carpets. I would
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  Speaker 2: not like, I don't know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, I get that.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a black hole you enter in the press
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  Speaker 3: and then you wake up with like this oversharing hangover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like that on steroids. I was on
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  Speaker 1: the Red carpet with what's that model? Who was on
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  Speaker 1: the red carpet just performed like this. Ever, I looked
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  Speaker 1: at this World premier in New York at the Getty Center.
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  Speaker 1: It was like famous people everywhere everywhere. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what am I doing here? Yeah, and we got this
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  Speaker 1: guy going so my beauty world in the world, Like yeah, totally, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I agree, and anything like co get it over and done,
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  Speaker 1: but also to he only wanted to hear that Dane
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  Speaker 1: Hathaway was the most beautiful, respectfully, had you said no,
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  Speaker 1: my wife is out, it would have gone totally exactly. Obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Season three, final season of Colon from accounts, how are we?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the dog? What's happened to the dog?
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  Speaker 2: We ate him?
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. He got a big green needle. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure what the worst answer there was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Daily Mail is coming for USA.
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  Speaker 1: Zach is very happy. He's happy to now his watch
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  Speaker 1: has ended. Yeah, he's happy to be retired on the
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  Speaker 1: I think the Northern River half. Yeah, yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Look, his owner, Oscar, is like a thirteen year old boy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, George's in fact, I think they're going to
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  Speaker 1: beat the launch tonight. Cool. Be good to see him tonight.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, he's a good boy.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, he's great. The dog's great. The dog is
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  Speaker 2: obviously the easiest part of the show. But he's a
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  Speaker 2: good boy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great, Well, I'm glad. Everyone's glad to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: The dog is good. Good, he's gorgeous. He's fantastic about
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  Speaker 1: the dog. For people, where did we finish season two?
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  Speaker 1: Give me a quick refresher, and then what do we
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  Speaker 1: do for season three?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, season two? The last bits yep, they're feeling good,
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  Speaker 2: they're together, and then he Gordon gets a bit lit at.
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  Speaker 3: Ashley's best friend's wedding and gets on one knee and
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  Speaker 3: proposes to me in the middle of the dance floor,
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  Speaker 3: and as she freaks out and kind of goes, can
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  Speaker 3: we talk about this later?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, yeah? And then season three. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to give too much away, but it starts with a
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  Speaker 1: jump forward in time. It does it does well, well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't, it doesn't. It starts we actually see that exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're starting that exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Mom, that proposal, yeah, which Patty had the nouse on
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  Speaker 3: the day two and a half years ago to ask
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  Speaker 3: for someone to shoot it on an iPhone so we
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  Speaker 3: didn't have to go back and reshoot it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah from woman shot it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so it's legitimately three years ago. And then
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  Speaker 2: I said it's.
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  Speaker 1: Three years never mind, never mind the episode of people
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  Speaker 1: will get there literally out now. No, you two work
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  Speaker 1: together right together, married together, not to different people, to
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  Speaker 1: each other, parent together the time. I would like to
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  Speaker 1: play a game called JINX. I want to see if
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  Speaker 1: you also share the same similar brain cell. Here we go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll ask a question. I'll count you in see
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  Speaker 1: if you give the same answer at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Is it one to answer one, two three answer? I
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  Speaker 1: knew he was going to ask that, yeah, one to
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  Speaker 1: answer one to yeah on the beat. Yeah, okay, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Name something you'd find on an office desk
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  Speaker 1: as an accountant. One to calculator. Oh see, this is good,
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  Speaker 1: this is very good. Come on, okay, soft bullshit? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a pet name you'd call your partner one to egg?
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  Speaker 1: It's egg? Is it? That's one of them? That's okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: You know you call me egg more though than I
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  Speaker 3: call you egg egg egg.
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  Speaker 1: No, egg, I'll never call you that again. Do you
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  Speaker 1: keep secrets from your partner? One two?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know if if a girlfriend says secret, I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I come home and.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him no, I completely agree, and then he I
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  Speaker 1: disagree and friend goes all right, I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you something you can't tell anyone, not even harritt. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like totally, and he doesn't. That's not right. Well, thank
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  Speaker 1: you small that's no, no, no, no, This is how I filter.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell me something that you say in the cone.
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  Speaker 1: As the receiver of the information in the cone, I'll
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  Speaker 1: determine where that goes from outside the cone. So if
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  Speaker 1: I determine, if I determine the secret is worth keeping,
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  Speaker 1: just tell your partner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But if you tell me something that I think is
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  Speaker 1: a little bit silly, and what do you worry about
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  Speaker 1: if anyone knows, I might tell a few other key
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  Speaker 1: stakeholders in the circleolders Yeah, yeah, and it's important for
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  Speaker 1: people to know. It is what's going on? If it is.
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  Speaker 3: Important for people, And I don't know why I'm defending you,
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  Speaker 3: but in your defense. You're not You're not a slimy,
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  Speaker 3: skeezy person. This is not about this isn't Patty's a
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  Speaker 3: bad guy. Patty's a good friend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's what I'm hearing here. Bad partner, good friend.
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  Speaker 2: But I just can't help it. I'm just like, I
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  Speaker 2: got to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: That he walks through the door. You won't believe what
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  Speaker 1: Susie told me coffee this morning, exactly. You get a startup.
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  Speaker 1: Third and final season Colin from Accounts. First two episodes
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  Speaker 1: are out now and then episodes weekly on Fox Elle Binge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they are Where will we find you too? Next? Are
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  Speaker 1: we going to continue the work collaborations? Are we? Are
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  Speaker 1: we cooking on something else? What happens? We're cooking.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to write a movie actually that we will
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  Speaker 3: also be in if it gets made.
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  Speaker 2: Movies take time time, but.
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  Speaker 1: We got stuff. We're going to have a break for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, a break and just be like go to
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  Speaker 1: Bali or something Hawaii actually okay, yeah, it's kind of.
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  Speaker 2: On the way home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we just got to be a bit more
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  Speaker 3: with the children's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you though, I mean we're now rich and famous,
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  Speaker 1: you can have people to do that for.
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  Speaker 2: Fortunately, they know the difference.
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  Speaker 1: You've got good ones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Very attached hang out with our kids.
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  Speaker 2: We'd like to be sick of them again, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I love you both. Congrats on the show,
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  Speaker 1: wonderful see you and with everything I will love to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to crack one right now. Thank you. Don't
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