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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Thoughts from Pregnancy Scare · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In
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  Speaker 1: case you're going to be in Milwaukee, I'll be there
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  Speaker 1: this Friday and Saturday, two Friday and one, two Saturday
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  Speaker 1: at the Milwaukee Improv. So come check us out if
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  Speaker 1: you take a notion. We are tonight at a, where
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  Speaker 1: are we at tonight? In Baltimore at, well.
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  Speaker 2: It's not on my calendar. Let me look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got to find out. Whatever it is, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be leaving, going there. We're going to do a
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  Speaker 1: book signing. How about, Get to see the Mayor Brandon
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  Speaker 1: while I'm there. I think he's done a remarkable job
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  Speaker 1: in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I get to see the oldest road manager in
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  Speaker 1: the world, Gary.
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  Speaker 3: Gary.
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  Speaker 1: Gary only got one knee replaced, so now he can't, like,
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  Speaker 1: one leg is straight and one isn't.
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  Speaker 2: Like a K?
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  Speaker 1: He looks like the letter K.
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  Speaker 3: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like the letter K. I was like, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you fix both of them at the same time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he didn't realize how difficult it was going to
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  Speaker 4: be because I know he said that it was harder
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  Speaker 4: than he thought.
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  Speaker 1: His hips aren't bad as knees, right? Knees, like hip
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  Speaker 1: replacement is easier, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But knees are supposed to be the worst. I thought
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  Speaker 1: shoulders were the worst ones.
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  Speaker 2: I would say knees because knees are weight bearing too.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, you know, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I've seen a surge of them doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what's with the hammer and the drill? What
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  Speaker 1: is all that? Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And stuff flying everywhere. Is this a home improvement commercial?
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  Speaker 2: Can I get some more anesthesia, please?
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  Speaker 1: Man, it's crazy. I don't want to see this. I
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  Speaker 1: watched his brain surgery where they kept the dude awake
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  Speaker 1: while they were doing brain surgery.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Because he had to respond.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Kaiser for sure. You don't need no medicine.
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  Speaker 1: You're all right.
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  Speaker 2: Hold still.
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  Speaker 3: Cold steel.
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  Speaker 1: How many fingers I got up.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Hardy.
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  Speaker 1: No, they had his brain, they had his head open
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  Speaker 1: and they were, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because he had to respond to certain areas. I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I saw that too.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to see? When you want to hear
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  Speaker 1: oops upside your head again?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, that's all right. Let me know when you feel dizzy.
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  Speaker 2: Could you put that cigarette out, please?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm doing that. Halloween is coming up
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  Speaker 1: and it can be scary, but not as scary as
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  Speaker 1: being late. Jasmine, give us five thoughts every woman has
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  Speaker 1: had during a pregnancy scare. That's a weird transition. Number five,
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  Speaker 1: there are a lot of reasons a period could be late.
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  Speaker 5: Dracklay got nude on an unwanted pregnancy, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jazz. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: There are a lot of reasons a period could be late, right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Stress, you know, menopause.
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  Speaker 1: A baby.
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  Speaker 3: Late and never come back.
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  Speaker 2: Weak pull-out game.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's... Number four of the top five thoughts
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  Speaker 4: every woman has had during a pregnancy scare.
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  Speaker 3: Better buy another pregnancy dress.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This one is hampered with.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen a woman. I'm going to take 10 of them.
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  Speaker 5: Like the first one was fine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's because you don't trust it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm going to try to.
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  Speaker 2: I like the magic. You keep asking it the same
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  Speaker 2: question to the right answer. Come on.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Stick already got pee on it.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Every woman has had during a pregnancy scare please jesus
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  Speaker 4: please yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not by this no please right.
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  Speaker 4: Right which brings me to number two of the top
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  Speaker 4: five thoughts every woman has had during a pregnancy scare
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  Speaker 4: oh my god he's gonna be a horrible daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Great mother, horrible daddy.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five thoughts every
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  Speaker 4: woman has had during a pregnancy scare. Is there even
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  Speaker 4: an abortion clinic in my state?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: These days, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Let's take a ride to L.A.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're in Dallas, but let's take a ride.
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  Speaker 1: We can go to Disneyland. Yeah. Drop by the clinic
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  Speaker 1: on Figueroa. It'd be great.
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  Speaker 2: We'll try to rollercoaster first. It's a better trip than
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  Speaker 2: down these steps.
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  Speaker 1: Oh! And if this rollercoaster don't work, we'll go to
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  Speaker 1: get it. Oh, no, baby. The steps always go straight
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  Speaker 1: when somebody steps on them.
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  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that was crazy. Get out of that hub around
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  Speaker 1: and take a walk down these stairs. All right. That's
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  Speaker 1: going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This
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  Speaker 1: is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be in Milwaukee this Friday and Saturday, I
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  Speaker 1: will be there. I will be there this Friday and
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  Speaker 1: Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 1: go Brewers because they beat the Dodgers, but, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Not go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But, yeah. I mean, I'll be there
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  Speaker 1: when they're there. Also, shout out to everybody that is
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  Speaker 1: coming out to the book signing tonight that I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea where it is. It's a good thing it's
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  Speaker 1: sold out. I'll look for the people at the line
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  Speaker 1: at the library. I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 3: What a shame.
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  Speaker 2: What a shame.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 2: Why did I do PB?
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  Speaker 3: We'll just roam around until we find it.
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  Speaker 1: There they are. There they are.
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  Speaker 2: There we are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on.
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  Speaker 2: We're waiting on you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just have never been to a library,
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  Speaker 1: so I just didn't put it on my thing. I
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  Speaker 1: did PBS today with that young brother there. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with Jeff, the dude who does the PBS interviews. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they never heard so much on PBS ever.
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  Speaker 1: Like they went from Sesame Street to me. It's got
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  Speaker 1: to be a rough.
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  Speaker 2: Thing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Big Bird got a joint. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Big Bird got a joint. Big Cookies, what's Cookie Bats
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  Speaker 3: got in his mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, what is that? Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today,
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  Speaker 1: baby girl?
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. You always got to remember
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  Speaker 4: cameras are always watching. I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 4: saw this whole thing with Funk Flex and T.T.
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  Speaker 3: Torres.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, not a good look either way because, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's always interesting when somebody talks a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 4: but then they keep backing up and backing up and
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  Speaker 4: backing up and You know, especially if somebody catches it
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  Speaker 4: on camera and you're trying to be all tough and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But hopefully whatever happened, I don't know if he actually
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  Speaker 4: shoved her or not. But what I do know is
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  Speaker 4: her husband went having it. So, you know, now he's saying, well,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to really hit him because I want
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  Speaker 4: him to hit me so I can sue him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. All I know is, you know, keep
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  Speaker 3: your cool.
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  Speaker 1: That dude looks homeless. So what, is he going to
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  Speaker 1: get this shopping cart?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to get that.
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  Speaker 3: Not a good look.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all. Skip, my man, Cheetah, what'd you learn today,
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  Speaker 1: baby boy?
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  Speaker 5: You know, I looked at this GoTicket site, and it
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  Speaker 5: says that UDL Hughley, it's a reschedule from 8-21. You're
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  Speaker 5: at the Brookfield, the Milwaukee Improv, is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Friday, October 20th? Yeah, but that's tomorrow. Where am I
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  Speaker 1: at for the books?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to get in the car anyway. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting in the car. They'll drive me off somewhere. I'll stagger.
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't nowhere in Milwaukee for a book signing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then somebody lying. I don't know what. Then Sonya's in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say that.
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  Speaker 2: Then you might be at a drug dealer's birthday party.
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  Speaker 2: You know how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: You never know. Last time... Come on. You never know.
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  Speaker 1: I doubt that a drug dealer's birthday party would be
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  Speaker 1: at a library, but let's see. Let's see. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: The next day on Hughley's show.
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  Speaker 2: Eat them sandwiches and lean in.
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