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How To Keep a Man · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  You know, as a man, I would think it's relatively easy to attract
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  one of us, one of our kind. Yeah, I mean we're simple
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  creatures really, but apparently you are. That's just it. What you don't
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  you think we're complex? Yeah, it's just you kind of have this like
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  facade. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm missed. But then it's
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  also there's always a lot of layers. That's right, there is, Amanda.
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  Yeah, there is nothing wrong with that. Nice you do acknowledge that.
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  However, ladies, if you haven't trouble keeping a guy interested, or
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  you just want to have these tools available so when you do have a guy,
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  you just can exercise them always. Amanda, you got a man,
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  I like to think you think he's interested, but you never know. I
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  would like to think he's interested. If not, we're in a world of
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  hurt. Well, here's the things you got to try to keep a man
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  interested. For one, you got to have a life outside of your relationship,
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  right totally. You got to have friends, You got to have your
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  own hobbies. It can't just be tag along with your man the whole time,
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  because otherwise that's gonna be like, you know, you got other hobbies.
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  Yeah, I mean I have a group of friends, you know what
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  I mean, I have my friends or whatever. And again, this is
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  kind of an asterisk on this. I don't feel like you can run me
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  through this because our life is totally changed because we have kids, so that's
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  kind of yeah, it really changes the landscape. So this might be for
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  people who haven't hit that stage question yet, but we do our best too.
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  We're actually just talking out. It's like, he needs to do a
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  guy's trip. I need to a girls trip. You try to find that
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  balance. Sure, I know you, for one have this nailed. You're
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  gone, it says, in a weekend without your wife. I love how
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  you like to focus on that. Yeah, my favorite. Yeah, we
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  have spent a lot of time away, but it's me providing for the family,
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  okay, totally. And the occasional boys trip, all right, it's
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  providing for the family with the boys. She went on a bachelor at party
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  trip for her our wedding. Okay, I'm not judging, all right.
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  So another way to keep a guy interested, you got to show interest in
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  his favorite things. So, while you do need to have your own life
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  outside of the relationship, when you show interest in his things, that he
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  loves and I can speak from experience. Even last night, we're sitting at
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  our big happy hour over at the local seven to one and it was just
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  Lauren and I and she started naming Packers defenders literally backup cornerbacks for the Green
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  Bay Packers with my favorite team. No wow, really, And I said,
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  how do you know all these names? And she's like, well,
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  you listen to these Packer podcasts all the time. She's like I picked up
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  on him, like this is amazing. Hi, she got you real good.
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  See. And my husband's the opposite. I've asked to go golfing with
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  him a few times. It's different. Yeah, yeah, no he is.
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  I will not be allowed in that golf card ever. Again. No,
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  that's where we draw the line. Okay, God like show interest,
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  Like, here's what you can do, Amanda. When he gets home from
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  the golf course, ask him how it went, ask him what he shot.
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  But even then sometimes that's a dicey ask him how the putter was working.
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  In your husband's case, maybe don't because he might throw something ouch yeah
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  ouch. And then also you're gonna want to compliment other women. This is
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  you know, this is a tricky little one that you wouldn't normally think as
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  a woman if you're trying to keep a man interested. I guess according to
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  experts, you're supposed to compliment other ones. Oh sorry, I got confused
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  for a second. I'm like that the guy's supposed to compliment other women where
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  they're out with you. I'm like, hang on, no, But the
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  way they frame this, let's say you are out with your man and he
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  starts to his eyes start to wander. Might notice because we've all been there
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  where somebody walks in the room or walks by and it's like an objectively beautiful
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  person. Oh and I'll do that. You're like oh wow. Or there's
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  instances where it's like, oh yeah, that's a really nice or you can
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  tell you know somebody, you probably feel that vibe. So as a woman,
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  if you were to because he is, of course afraid to say all,
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  I like, jeez, look at her. Now. If you say
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  it, it's like, okay, now we can talk about it together.
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  Yeah, that's a look at that person. So if there's a beautiful woman
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  while I'm at lunch with my significant dang girl, look at you. I
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  love you. Really put that out and together your booty you've been doing squats
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  in my husband and be like, no, you don't say to her,
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  leave her alone? Oh god, got it. You gotta look at your
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  husband and be like, jeez, look at the butt on them. She
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  must work out. And you'll go, I don't even know what you're talking
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  about. It well, I certainly didn't notice. Ye please not like yours,
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  honey. Also another way to keep a man interested. This is the
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  most important, in my opinion a man. You gotta keep things smelling fresh.
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  You know, they say there's nothing better than the scent of a woman,
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  and that's on you to keep. And it's not just what you're thinking.
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  If that's what you're thinking. No, like like especially some of your
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  a lot of people are trying to work out due. Yeah, you gotta.
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  You gotta rate yourself smelling fresh, your your your car, your home,
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  the betroom, the sheets. Now, man, we do a pretty
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  poor job at that. So that's why we kind of got to lean on
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  you guys to get a nice candle, get that aroma going. I got
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  you. Yeah, you feel like these are things you can you can handle,
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  you can do I think I can handle it. I am gonna I
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  feel like I need to bring up the uh talking about another woman, thinking,
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  I just as an experiment in my life to see what happens. Just
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  let's I feel like it's gonna be really uncomfortable, but I'm looking forward to
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  it. Thanks for the homework. I'm looking forward to you guys staying together
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  forever thanks to me. You got it. Bike it a Manda in the
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  morning, Big nainety eight point seven. Are you ready? It's time for
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  a hypothetical situation game. We invented it and it's so fun. It's famously
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  called what do you do before? We give each other hypothetical situations. You
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  can play along in your car, all right, Manda. Ladies, First,
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  so you are going to a water park this weekend with your nephews.
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  You know, you're the funk CaAl, just the one that is going to
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  be in the water splitsh splash the whole time, having some fun. Of
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  course. So you've got two nephews and they are gonna want you to go
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  down those water slides and you're like a big kid. When you get there,
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  you're gonna be just super excited whipping around the lazy river having a time.
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  Your nephew THEO, though he drops a douchie in the pool. No,
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  but buddy, it happens. It happens because he's almost three, right,
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  he'll be three this month, Dan, Yeah, yeah, so accidents
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  happen. He does want to get out of the pool to go to the
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  bathroom. Aere, you're kidding me. We've all been there. You know.
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  If the lifeguard sees that the water park is gonna shut down for the
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  rest of the weekend and they're having the time of their life at this point,
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  Pike, you are the only one who saw the dookie and it is
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  just floating there. So Pike, the whole weekend shut down, no more
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  water park. What do you do? It's like a pretty solid one,
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  that's not it bumped up. There might be some like floating things around there.
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  I can't get away. Have some sort of like sifting device. No,
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  you're just there in your in your swimming trunks. That's it. I
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  guess you gotta go. You know, I would go get those big long
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  poles they have with the net at the end of it. But you're the
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  only one who sees this, so you're gonna drive. Yeah, you have
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  to be as discreet as possible with this bad boy. I guess I'm gonna
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  scoop it out of there. You are you can't close down the water park.
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  Oh my gosh, clearly not a parent. I'm like lifeguard. We
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  gotta shut this thing down. We gotta go home, all right, Amanda,
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  your turn. You're up driving when you hit a patch of ice.
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  I see the old day. Now your vehicle slides into the back of the
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  car in front of you. The damage significant, Okay, I mean that
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  rear will never be the same after the number you did on it. Okay.
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  Now the driver gets out. He's obviously furious. Right, it's a
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  nice car. So you try to calm him down. But he said he's
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  gonna sue you for all you've got. You beg him to show some lenience.
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  Now he ponders it for a while. Suddenly he comes up with a
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  proposition. He says, I'll tell you what. I will not sue you.
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  I will not even report this to insurance. You don't have to pay
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  a dime if for the next one year you come to my house weekly and
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  clean it. So Amanda, get your rubber gloves on. You don't even
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  have to wear like a made outfit. He's not trying to be a weird.
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  He's not trying to be creepy. He just wants me to clean it.
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  So what do you do? This is bathrooms? Everything like four bad
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  two bath to sell garage. Well, there's a reason we pay for insurance
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  because I'm I'm out of there. I'm like, sorry, dude, no
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  way, not a chance do it. That's a good point on the insurance.
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  Then yeah, there's a reason we're paying for that. I didn't think
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  that went through. Sorry to my insurance friends. Well, your husband isn't
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  her he works there? I mean doesn't he isn't his isn't his middle name?
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  No, dak nick, No Dak Linda, don't try, don't sell
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  him short. No, it's not his middle name. What is his middle
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  name? Andrew? Very original? All right, Okay, are you ready?
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  I got another one, last one for you. Go ahead. This
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  is gonna hit I hope, almost guaranteeing it won't. Okay. So there's
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  a guy in charge over at DGF and the big the big man over at
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  DGS mister mister t M. The middle name is DGF. He calls you
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  and tells you that he found your name from the Wrestling Hall of Fame banner
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  from two thousand and one was that the year was graduated two thousand and nine.
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  Got it? Well, when did your name get up there? I
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  want to make this as realistic as possible. Well, probably two thousand and
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  nine. And to be clear, there's not like a Hall of Fame.
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  Well it's whatever. It was messy little what do you do here? So?
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  I was on the list of the most career wins. Okay, so
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  and they got that taken down. I was just bumped off. It's now
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  missing. Okay, you want this back, right, You want it back
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  so bad? They say, hey, Pike, we've got it for you.
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  We might even put your name back up there. It's going to add
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  instead of the top twenty, it's the top twenty two. Yes, okay,
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  just for you, or you can take it home, but you have
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  to cut weight, get back into your wrestling singlet, and absolutely no more
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  Chinese buffets ever again. So back, let me process what we have going
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  on here. I just thought you really wanted that back. I don't think
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  this bad over a Chinese buffet If I don't get so you say I gotta
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  cut weight? What weight do I have to cut to? Whatever your fighting
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  weight was when you were wrestling. Well, what was that one? Thirty
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  five my senior year. We got about forty pounds. Hey, A couple
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  of trips away from the Chinese buffet. You'll be there in no time.
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  But you said I can't eat a Chinese buffet ever again? Ever again?
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  Yeah, that was I don't want to. I'll make my own would cut
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  out? Okay, all right, Amana, the last one. Let's wrap
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  it up. You get a call from Taylor Swift Bone Range. Hi is
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  Taylor Swift Amanda? Hey girl, Hi? She says, you know,
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  Travis and I we were thinking we'd love to go on a double date with
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  you and your husband Nick. Oh my gosh. Interesting. Okay, Well
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  Taylor, what do you have in mind? She says, She's thinking,
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  you know, a nice dinner okay, followed by some drinks and then she
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  says, then we'll just go back to your place and quote see what happens.
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  Oh, Amanda, pretty vag But what do you do? Is she
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  bringing her cats? Is it just her and Trap? She said, it'll
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  just be the four of you come on over. Is that right? Yeah?
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  Your innocent? Are you kidding me? You never know, Amanda,
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  You just truly never know until you're there. Yeah. I mean I just
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  envisioned her coming over and be like, oh, travel anyone, all right,
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  so you're just up for whatever? Yeah, sweet Amanda in the morning.
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  I don't want to say I relate to this guy who's now been the
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  rest of her assault. However, I get the frustration, I'll tell you
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  that much. What started as an innocent trip to a subway sub boy sandwich
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  shop, got it okay, I'm like it down to like the New York
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  subway, but I got it, okay, just your typical subway. This
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  guy Alberto Dave Borrows went in for a foot long sub hungry boy. Yeah,
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  I mean, and they're not five bucks anymore, let me tell you
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  that. No, but I think you can do, is it. There's
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  a hot deal right now, like you get two for fifteen bucks or something,
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  which also is I get a lot of emails for a buy one get
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  one free foot long sub and it's like, if it's just you, what
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  are you gonna do with all that sub? All that sub But nonetheless,
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  this guy Alberto goes in for the foot long okay, And as they're getting
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  it ready and they're packaging it up, and they're like all total, it's
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  going to be four hundred dollars or whatever they are. Now, they didn't
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  cut it in half. Okay, they didn't cut the sub and half.
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  Oh now just see move right right? And they always do. I know
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  that. I know that, like Jimmy John's, you got to ask for
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  them to cut it in half. But as far as I know, Subway
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  has always cut the sub and half. See, I'm a big Jersey Mike's
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  person. So they actually go because we go, is it not the gargantuan?
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  It's like whatever it is, it's a big one. And they cut
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  it in forces, which is really awesome. Why not just blend it?
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  At that point? Oh stop it. No, it's nice because sometimes you're
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  like you just need a little just a little bite. Yeah, sure,
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  sure. Well he got upset. He's like, hey, what the heck,
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  you're gonna cut the sub in half? And while the lady working must
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  have been having a day, they start getting into it. They start arguing
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  over cutting of the sub. Yeah, she didn't want to do it.
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  She had already packaged it up, so you imagine you have to unwrap the
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  whole thing. It's just it. And if he's like me, he loads
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  it up so much that's almost impossible to cut the things like, you're lucky
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  if when you open it, lettuce is flying everywhere. I get you.
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  Yep. So they get into a verbal altercation, which leads her the worker,
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  to say, I'm not serving you. You're done, get out of
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  here. And now he's got the sub in his hand. Well, he
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  decided to turn it into a weapon and hurled it at the subway worker.
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  Ooh, and you're saying this was a loaded sub absolutely loaded foot long struck
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  her the worker in the mid to lower body section, where she sustained undisclosed
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  entries. Yeah, probably not much of an injury. Said she didn't make
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  it. Oh, stop it here, whatever, no one urder. No,
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  she's fine, she's fine. However, she did call the police,
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  and our guy, Alberto has been arrested on an assault charge. And again,
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  you know, these are those situations. And I've never been locked up,
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  never been in handcuffs in a situation like this. But when you go
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  in, is there a bunch of people there, and do they really ask
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  what you're in for? I mean, I imagine you gotta talk about something
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  that's like small talk for prison. Yeah, yeah, what do you I
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  mean? Hey, Well, we're here, What do you do? What
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  happened here? I mean, can you imagine? Do you even admit to
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  what your crime is? There? Oh? I think it's hilarious. I
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  don't think it's hilarious to assault someone because this, while silly, is in
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  the sault. But no, I think you tell somebody and I totally get
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  it. I had a friend who got into it with the subway worker ones,
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  not for the same thing, but close, because you ever order a
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  six inch and so they pull out the foot long bread and then they cut
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  it air quotes here in half. Oh, but one side's always bigger than
• 14:56
  the other, a little left of center, and you're going to hang on
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  a second. This is a four inch. Sh My buddy goes. They're
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  like, all right, so what can I get started for you? He
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  said, we actually, can I get the other the other half because they
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  just set it aside and they would not give it to him, and so
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  they got into it with them. But yeah, really, it's like they
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  do it on purpose. I'm coming out. I'm not saying that much money
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  for a five inch or if you look really hungry, it's like you on
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  olives one? Yeah, cu little more free? Four? How hungry.
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  Are you You're not getting five Amanda in the Morning on SIG seven. You
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  know the craze of the Stanley water bottle, it's out of control. We
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  got these things selling for what three thousand dollars for this specific Starbucks Winter Pink
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  one that's sold out. Yeah, one. To be fair, these have
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  been a craze for a couple of years. So I was just completely caught
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  off guard because I missed that they were going to do this limited edition Winter
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  Pink. Not really, my jam I'm like okay, And so all this
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  sudden the hype just went crazy the last couple of weeks. And the other
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  day we were just sitting there and I glanced over, not even realizing after
• 15:56
  we were talking about this Winter Pink cup, and I went, hike,
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  look at this. Look at this winter pink comp that we've had Citi in
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  here for seven months. Yeah, it's piking Amand in the morning branded it's
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  Winter Pink. Now, It's not a Stanley, however, it is a
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  It still holds water just the same. It's not a forty ouncer. But
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  this, I mean, this is a solid tumbler. I mean it has
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  stood the test of time seven months Yeah, it's and name a name,
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  a better brand, Stanley or Pike and amand in the morning arguably come at
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  us. We thought so, We thought we would want to give this away.
• 16:30
  We thought there's surely there's somebody out there who would appreciate this, who
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  couldn't get their hands on the Stanley, so they maybe want the not Stanley,
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  and so on our Facebook page, we've been giving it away and I
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  think, Amanda, it is time for the big reveal. I'm ready for
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  We've randomly selected a deserving winner. She's on the phone now. Good morning,
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  Hello, good morning. Is this Danell? It is guilty? Is
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  charged with being Pike. I recognize your voice. Oh. So the reason
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  for the call to now is because we wanted to call and inform you that,
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  well, hang hang on, are you sitting down? I am,
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  I just got one on the bus. I'm just taking a minute for myself.
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  If you were to scream very loudly right now, would that disturb anybody?
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  No? I got to get some more kids up, because the news
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  that we have for you is that the contest you entered on the big ninety
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  eight point seven Facebook page to win not a Stanley, but another very very
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  good water. You won. Wait does I come free filled with wine?
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  Or do I have to provide my own? A man is halfway done with
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  the wine A bottle of wine today, so yew. There might be there
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  may be some red hue still left in here, but this winter pink tumbler
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  is all yours. I'm so excited. There's a little asteris here because you
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  won. But only if you promised to a keep it forever and be If
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  we find this thing on marketplace or eBay or anything like that, we're gonna
• 17:53
  hunt you down. Yeah wait, wait, wait Can I charge people to
• 17:57
  take pictures with this? Yes, you charge for you, but you know,
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  I just I just thought a house. Okay, break. Just to
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  be clear, we tried to make this clear in the original post, but
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  this tumbler Pike and Amanda in the morning Tumblr again not a Stanley also gently
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  used. And that's okay with you, Okay, gotcha. I want to
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  remind you that I won your beard hair. At one point, you were
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  the one that I was the one that won your beard hair, Stinky Pete.
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  Yeah, we uh nicknapped my beard really a greasy gross beard years ago,
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  and we shaved it off and gave it away and you were the winner.
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  I only get to use gifts, and I appreciate them very much.
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  One of these days you'll win something that isn't used or came off of my
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  body. Some may say you're the real winner here. We love it.
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  Congratulations, Thank you. Like a man in the morning on Big Nutty eight
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  point seven, I was one who was I questioned the tide pod challenge.
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  It was this big thing, right, remember the tide pod challenge, young
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  I forget about it. That was like the first thing that went viral and
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  ticked. Isn't it one of them? But then again when it went viral,
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  I questioned it because you only really saw people reacting to it. I
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  couldn't find videos of people actually eating tide shows are doing it. Yeah.
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  I feel like it was one of the things that just people wanted to make
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  that generation look like they're idiots totally and blew it up, like, oh
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  my god, this gener like, how are we supposed to take these guys
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  seriously they eat tide pods. I'm like, well, do they you know
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  what I mean? No, I get you. Well, now, three
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  people in Taiwan had been hospitalized after eating the laundry pods but this time wasn't
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  for a challenge. Laundry pods were being handed out as freebies during the country's
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  current presidential campaign. Stop It, Stop it. You got a candidate running
• 19:37
  around trying to trying to bribe people with tide pods and they thought it was
• 19:41
  candy some of these people or were they unaware of like, hey, we're
• 19:45
  just wanting you to do your laundry. I'm confused, what was the whole
• 19:48
  reasoning behind. One of the duped eaters of the tide pod was an eighty
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  year old man. The second person identified was an eighty six year old woman.
• 19:56
  I don't know if you're noticing a trend here, Yeah, who look
• 20:00
  at these? Are these give me jersey? I mean, you look at
• 20:03
  them? Because my kids are very fascinated. That's on their chore list.
• 20:06
  When we do the dishes and stuff. They can put certain things in and
• 20:10
  they fight who is gonna grab that dishwasher pod? Really put it in,
• 20:15
  and sometimes it's like don't squeeze it, don't pop it. Because they're fascinating.
• 20:18
  I mean, if you really looked at them, because they have like
• 20:19
  the little swirls, the different colors, but then they also have that little
• 20:23
  powdery stuff and they smell good, I will admit, and this might explain
• 20:27
  a lot. As a child, I remember we had like the powder.
• 20:32
  So it wasn't in back in the nineties that we didn't have it in pods,
• 20:34
  but it was like powder. Yeah. For some reason, the smell
• 20:38
  made me really want to eat it, and so I remember having to fight
• 20:41
  the urge to not eat the laundry detergent. Why do I not remember the
• 20:45
  smell of all that? For me, it would be the consistency. I
• 20:48
  guess you'd be more like were you a fan of fun dips fund well at
• 20:52
  a time? Yeah, because that would be like that same consistency. That's
• 20:56
  probably honestly, that's probably played a role in it. Made of sugar that
• 21:00
  you dipped in sugar? How are we alive? And then pixie sticks,
• 21:07
  I mean, just like all of these things where it's like did you ever
• 21:10
  it was so cool and people would color their hair in it. But you
• 21:12
  would take kool Aid packets and mix them with sugar and just sit there with
• 21:17
  your finger because you didn't have the sugar stick and just eat that like our
• 21:21
  fingers would be you did you didn't do this? I remember making a lot
• 21:23
  of pictures of kool Aid back in the day. I never dipped my finger.
• 21:26
  Oh, we'd make zip lock bags full of sugar and kool aid,
• 21:32
  and then you could mix like, oh, I'm bringing tropical punch with red
• 21:34
  blue raspberry and mix them together like a kincoction, and then you would just
• 21:38
  take your finger and eat it like it was fun. Dip all day.
• 21:42
  No wonder they had somebody's diabetes commercials back to the day like it Amna in
• 21:48
  the morning on Big Nutty eight point seven, Amanda stills that seat looks seed
• 21:56
  Well, what do we have here? Britney Spears, first of all,
• 21:59
  admitted yesterday that she sold over two million copies of her book in the US,
• 22:03
  and she posted in an admission right yesterday Something's coming, teasing fans of
• 22:08
  a new project. She already vowed that she was never going to return to
• 22:11
  music, and so that'll be interesting though not that. What's coming, Well,
• 22:15
  it's got to be the sequel to the book she already sort of teased,
• 22:18
  right, I mean, she did mention that maybe she was going to
• 22:21
  do a little something. She also deleted Instagram. I don't know if she's
• 22:23
  just kind of trolling what time. Oh my, justin Timberlake did, but
• 22:26
  he archived everything. She just gets rid of hers every once in a while,
• 22:32
  I'll keep hitting refreshed. Maybe she'll wake up this morning and have an
• 22:33
  announcement, but we don't know when it's coming, but you might be right.
• 22:37
  But even then she goes all the way up till. I mean,
• 22:40
  I'm trying to think of like what we don't know, Yeah, I mean,
• 22:42
  it would really just be the reason she got a divorce. That's not
• 22:45
  a whole book though, that's like one Instagram post, you know, a
• 22:49
  book sequel to an autobiography that's just like the same, but less interesting.
• 22:53
  It's like the stuff that didn't make the book, you know, totally.
• 22:56
  Yeah, So I don't know. I'm gonna guess. I'm not going to
• 23:00
  care. That's just me glad. I'm over here refresh, reughresh, trying
• 23:07
  to figure out what it is. So as soon as we know, we
• 23:08
  will let you know. He's probably gonna announce. She he's playing the Fargo
• 23:11
  nome. That's her comeback, announce It's going to be all right yesterday and
• 23:17
  good morning in America. So heartbreaking. Michael Strayhand sat down with his daughter,
• 23:21
  Isabelle, and they revealed that she's been seeking treatment for a malignant brain
• 23:25
  tumor. She underwent I guess emergency surgery. This was all the way back
• 23:29
  at the end of October, the day after her nineteenth birthday. Her next
• 23:33
  step is to receive chemo. But just heartbreaking. And it's difficult because when
• 23:37
  I was trying to see other people who have been affected, it's I think
• 23:40
  it's like five in a million, so it's not very common. And one
• 23:45
  person I found I reached out, but take a time, Okay, man,
• 23:52
  it's said so heart breaking, just a young, healthy person that just
• 23:56
  out of nowhere. You know, I know, thoughts are with her,
• 23:59
  but it sounds like they're confident that they're able to treat it. Absolutely,
• 24:02
  yes, for sure. And the nominations were released for the People's Choice Awards
• 24:07
  yesterday and two people that were both nominated, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey getting
• 24:11
  nominations. She's nominated in five categories concert Tour of the Year, when Movie
• 24:17
  of the Year probably not that'll probably go to Barbie. Social Celebrity of the
• 24:22
  Year maybe maybe well, you know, you got to consider Brittany. There's
• 24:27
  that more eyes on her than anyone. Female Artists of the Year probably win
• 24:32
  that, and Pop Artists of the Year also probably likely. Kelsey is up
• 24:37
  for Athlete of the Year. Are they getting engaged? Is that what I'm
• 24:40
  hearing? So there's been highlights all over about these two getting engaged, So
• 24:42
  I clicked on it, and it looks like they've been wanting to but they're
• 24:48
  waiting for a year. So people are saying they're waiting until summertime because they
• 24:52
  don't want people to be rasinum that they're jumping into things too soon, and
• 24:56
  they thought maybe on their one year anniversary, which is in July, that
• 24:59
  that would be a good time. I don't know why I feel bad for
• 25:00
  her, because you know, she seems to really be enjoying the football thing,
• 25:04
  and like he's just almost done, like he's on the way out,
• 25:07
  you know what I mean. She missed all of the glory years of the
• 25:10
  Super Bowl wins and him being like the best. No, he's still very
• 25:14
  good. Yes, what I'm just saying, do you only got a couple
• 25:15
  of years last see? And I'm on the opposite side of it. I
• 25:18
  feel like there is perfect timing for them. First of all, she's just
• 25:21
  gonna be winding out down her Aras tour this year. She has all the
• 25:23
  time in the world now to plan a wedding. No, of course,
• 25:27
  and then now, especially because he is he probably how many years do you
• 25:30
  think he has I just had a couple probably, Yeah, I don't know.
• 25:33
  Which is great? Now, you guys can both lettle down, have
• 25:34
  kids in a family and not have to be in the spotlight so much.
• 25:37
  I know, I know, and that's all great. I'm just saying mostly
• 25:41
  for him to you kind of wish he would have seen you when you were
• 25:42
  at your best. I mean, of course, there's always gonna be.
• 25:45
  I'm sure he brings up the NFL channel every once in a while to show
• 25:48
  an old game or two. Taye, did you see me doing this dance
• 25:52
  and then zone? It's just like when I bring my old wrestling tapes out
• 25:56
  for Lauren. She loves it like it a Manda in the morning. Unfortunately,
• 26:03
  I don't know if it's gonna matter all that much. Give him the
• 26:07
  new developments. I don't know if you're seeing Moulder and Sculli are coming.
• 26:11
  Well, we've never needed them more, I'll tell you that much. Oh
• 26:12
  yeah, after you saw what went down in Miami. There was this incredibly
• 26:17
  large police presence. That police after the fact said that it was simply because
• 26:22
  there were some teens, right like brawling, just some kids brawling at them
• 26:26
  all. Well, people are smarter than that. Like, you didn't need
• 26:30
  like two hundred cop cars. I missed all of this. Okay. Well,
• 26:33
  then some video came out of what showed some shadowy figures that appeared to
• 26:37
  be at least nine feet tall. Now, Amanda, there are no humans
• 26:41
  on this or they get out of that or nine feet tall. Well that's
• 26:45
  just one off instance. Okay, somebody doctored a video. No, no,
• 26:49
  no, Now police say they did explain it. They think it was
• 26:52
  like a shadow of a person, which, okay, no, that's once
• 26:56
  an incident. But now here we are again. Video has just come out
• 26:59
  of what is to be a ten foot tall being on an island off the
• 27:03
  coast of Brazil. You can see them. Now this one. This isn't
• 27:07
  a shadow like clearly the way it shows on this video. It's at the
• 27:11
  top of a hill. It's like a ten foot tall person. Okay,
• 27:15
  there's no way. They say it's too big to be a person. The
• 27:17
  way it moves really really weird. Now people are once again saying that aliens
• 27:22
  are here. It's time. Gosh they what are they eating up there?
• 27:26
  I mean these are some big boys. Hey, they don't eat a maan.
• 27:30
  Aliens have figured out a way to stain life without food. Okay,
• 27:33
  well very athletic. Do they play basketball up there? Space Jam at ten
• 27:44
  ft tall? We want them on USA team USA baby? I mean,
• 27:49
  let's be honest, would that be first order of business if aliens did come
• 27:52
  down that we you mean, I'm trying to think. I feel we organize
• 27:55
  a basketball game between that. Jordan's like, hey, I've got some money,
• 27:59
  Come on, guys, let's do this. Jordan could still play,
• 28:00
  or I guess it would be the new Lebron version right, wrangle his boys
• 28:04
  up. I'm trying to think what else? I mean, realistically though,
• 28:08
  I know it was a movie, but there's no way that what's the What
• 28:12
  was the Space Jam team again? Ah? Man? But there's no chance.
• 28:18
  We had no chance, right the Tune squad that was the Michael Jordan
• 28:22
  led team like tweety bird on a basketball team. Come on now, road
• 28:26
  Runner. He was just spinning all over the place. Didn't know how to
• 28:29
  handle the ball, Mike and realistically, Michael Jordan's arm was never going to
• 28:33
  stretch that far. Well that with these aliens, this is exactly what they
• 28:36
  needed. Maybe that's why they created space jam. I don't know, but
• 28:38
  ten feet tall, it's pretty tall. That's a big boy or big no.
• 28:45
  I mean, I don't know how much you followed it, but the
• 28:48
  government is essentially admitted like, yeah, there are UFOs. We did talk
• 28:51
  about that, and yes, I'm sure there's things flying around and doing I
• 28:56
  still just I don't know. Maybe you don't. I don't believe. It's
• 29:00
  just that they don't feel like they're not gonna get us anytime soon. I
• 29:03
  don't know that they're gonna get us. I don't think they know what we're
• 29:07
  doing down here, so they're just testing the waters. They probably honestly sent
• 29:08
  some of the smallest ones photos, so that's not good. Dudes. Now
• 29:14
  here's what you need to know. Well, our community is amazing and it
• 29:18
  is so fun. I think you can't really get away from it at this
• 29:19
  point. If you've been on social media, you're seeing people and hairnuts for
• 29:23
  a good reason, because they're all over at the Fargo Dome this week for
• 29:26
  feed my starving children. The Fargo Pack continues. So the goal one argues
• 29:32
  me, ten million meals to pack in ten days, and we are just
• 29:34
  over halfway there. The five million meals they hit yesterday, that's great.
• 29:37
  Yeah, and this is our first year making this huge impact. You know
• 29:41
  what I mean? Right, they might see a slight decrease in production today
• 29:45
  when you and your husband Nick go out there. Yeah, we're going out
• 29:48
  there between eleven eleven thirty and one thirty, But there are still thousands of
• 29:53
  volunteers. You guys just be horsing around the whole time throwing right, we
• 29:59
  signed up for a food fight? Is that not right? You have to
• 30:02
  be five and older. They didn't, Actually they didn't vet us well enough.
• 30:04
  No, I'm just kidding. But again, still thousands of volunteer spots
• 30:07
  available for today tomorrow. And then they also have a cleanup crew needed Sunday
• 30:11
  into Monday. And it's super easy go to Fargo pack dot org. That's
• 30:15
  when I'll come in mop but cleanup crewall the left doors. And what about
• 30:21
  having Travis Kelcey at your super Bowl party? They got me. I click
• 30:25
  the link and then it's there's a lookalike available for fifteen hundred dollars. Oh
• 30:30
  that's son now, And they don't have a picture of the look alike.
• 30:33
  I've looked everywhere on the internet. I cannot find what this guy looks like.
• 30:36
  Yeah, I'm gonna need big of a knockoff, is it? Well,
• 30:38
  you know it's gonna be bad. And why would you pay fifteen hundred
• 30:41
  bucks just you think you're gonna trick anybody with this? Maybe? No,
• 30:45
  Well, especially if they go to the super Bowl, that's gonna be hard
• 30:48
  to hard to lie about. Well, all right, the streak is over.
• 30:53
  Late last night, Fargo drop below zero degrees before midnight, officially ending
• 30:57
  the streak of consecutive days above zero at two hundred and eighty seven days.
• 31:03
  Oh good night. Yeah, I know. And it's just gross. Three
• 31:07
  day weekend for the kiddos. And if you're anything like our family, what
• 31:10
  do you do with the kids for three days? Well, we're going to
• 31:12
  a water park this weekend. That'll be fun. Yes, little little indoor
• 31:17
  water park, of course, So that'll be fun. We could do that,
• 31:21
  yeah, because like right now, it's just being outside. Even last
• 31:23
  night we lived behind a hockey rink and there were kids out there skating.
• 31:29
  Aren't you freezing to death? But you's got a buzzle a park and this
• 31:33
  is really You're gonna feel bad for me. But I had to park outside
• 31:34
  this morning and sokatting in the vehicle at the crack of dawn. It was
• 31:38
  bad. Yeah. I feel my skin is like cracking. I feel like
• 31:41
  a lizard man. Yeah, that Florida skin wasn't prepared for this. But
• 31:45
  get ready because we are going to be well below zero all the way through
• 31:48
  Tuesday, twenty four below today with a windchill. Could get some flouries tonight
• 31:52
  through tomorrow. Otherwise, just uh well, gross, little trick for you,
• 31:55
  A little hack every night before bed, I just oil up head to
• 31:59
  toe. You what kind of oil olive or non virgin olive oil, extra
• 32:05
  virgin olive oil? Not this stuff. No, I'm like, I love
• 32:08
  coconut oil, like I actually I actually use Like think if you go to
• 32:15
  Costco and get the big kirk limbrin because we cook with it, but I'll
• 32:16
  also take it and put it on my skin. Yeah. Yeah, it's
• 32:20
  a multi purpose conu re stub