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Worst Than Elmo: Gravity Plagiarism Lawsuit & Chuck Tingle Erotica · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy
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recording oh the most in sync we've ever been I love that band so are we
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introducing or just going to go back to our conversation we're having well
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welcome to multiple nerdgasm um this is episode
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102 and um I realized this week we we asked everybody if you've listened to
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all 100 episodes or if you if you've been listening from the beginning we
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wanted you to write in and let us know and we'd say thank you on the show but
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then I realized that um we released the show on Mondays and we also record the
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show on Monday evenings so we haven't really given them a chance is what
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you're saying what what I'm saying is yeah in between now and when we asked
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there is another episode which came out so even if people listen and then ride
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in chances are we haven't seen it yet and yeah so yeah if we say we're going
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to do something on the next episode you can assume we don't mean the next
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episode we mean the episode after because there's a week in between if
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that Mak sense like if we ask the listeners to do something they can't do
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it for a week because they haven't heard us say it well let's even put it like
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this we're recording this on the 2nd this you will be listening to this on
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the 9th that's right so if I say I'm going to do something in response to a
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listener participation thing in the next episode I can't because you won't have
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heard it yet does that make well I've heard it that's true I mean they could
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have heard it I listened to it this morning well we did say that we would
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thank the people who who wrote in and I do want to do that so um I've got uh
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four people here who I'd like to thank I do a I think that's everybody who
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contacted us I don't know that anybody else um wrote in and said that they um
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been listening if you have heard all of them you didn't bother writing in shame
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on you or if you did write in and we missed it let us know and we'll thank
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you in another two weeks give us call
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on4 and um yeah just just yell abuse
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when you call so that we know it's you
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um so Carol from Sydney wait a minute whoa whoa whoa whoa did you say Carol
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from Sydney yep I mean there might be more than one Carol from Sydney out
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there but I do seem to recall us Banning Carol from Sydney from listening to this
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show so if she says she's listened to every episode I certainly hope that's
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not true no I doubt anyone would have the audacity to go against your direct
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instructions Dan so I hope not to well um you know in that case uh welcome new
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Carol from a different Sydney yeah we uh we're glad you like the show and I hope
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that you'll respect our wishes unlike
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some other carols yeah so Carol from
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Sydney um Simon Phil and Darcy thank you for writing in and thank you for
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listening um not everybody uh they haven't all listened from the beginning
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I don't know if there's anyone who actually listened to episode one and
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then continued all the way through to now like as in from the beginning it
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would be strange if somebody listened to episode one and then wanted to hear
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episode two I agree and I mean it's a different Carol from Sydney but had the
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the original Carol from Sydney been allowed to continue listening maybe she
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would have been one of those people possible but yeah if you actually have
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listened from episode one um to now in order like as they came
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out without going back you mean yeah yeah exactly discovering in episode 50
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and then going back if you've been with us the whole time we'd love to hear that
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too don't get me wrong if you've just heard them all we'd love to hear that as
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well yeah yeah not this is your first episode ride in tell us where you don't
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like our podcast I mean if you started in like the 70s and went back to number
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one and listen through like I got even more in the 70s where we all had flares
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on I'm amazed and and grateful so I'm not not to belittle that that
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achievement H I'm also amazed that you if you did start at 70 then went back to
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episode 1 and then managed to make it back to 70 I'd be amazed I'm trying with
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a podcast at the moment but the new updated podcast app on the iPhone
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doesn't tell you when you've listened to something if you stream it so because I
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was too dumb to work that out initially and write down what episode I was up to
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every night when I go to listen to the next one I go [ __ ] was I up to 108 or was it
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208 like like it's infuriating tell me what [ __ ] podcasts I've listened to
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iTunes don't go back and take out stuff you used to have that's a big one to
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take out oh they've taken out bigger ones they've taken out being able to go
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anyway no I'm not going to go on a rant everyone knows how much I hate [ __ ]
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iTunes and every little Branch off of iTunes the podcast
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app I'm not going to do it I'm not going to put you all through it got
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is so yes to those of you um who have listened thank you very much um and the
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four we mentioned very special thank you for writing in um and I'm pretty sure I
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can think of people um who've listened to all of them who didn't write in for
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some reason that's you know that's fine well it's fine and it's not fine um well
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it may just be that they're a little bit behind in their poast listening yeah I
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guess we can forgive them for that but if you have listened to them and you've
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heard us asked to write in and you haven't written in well you're just a [ __ ]
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witht yeah this was your chance deliberately gone against wishes then
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well I mean there's nothing else we can say other than what do you want as well
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just stop listening to this
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podcast well um shall we yeah news is
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that um I've now played 55 hours of Civ 5 this week um
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when you give it a week week and a bit ago uh yeah but it yeah yes so we
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discussed it last week on the show and well I was up I was up to 30 hours last
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week so but I've added a further 25 hours this week yeah right okay in a
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week yeah wow I'm uh playing as the
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French right now focusing on um
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diplomacy trying to get my science
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up and enjoying it
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cool yeah awesome it is a great game I
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um I actually after hearing you talk about it last week I I kind of wanted to
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go back and play Civ 5 instead of the um
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expans the new one um beyond Earth yeah um but I spent a lot of money
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on game the beyond Earth it is yeah it's quite different like um I
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mean it's it's not is it the differences you're in space no well yes and you're
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on a on a different like you're on a planet different planet to Earth and and
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but and you're trapped with Christ and Stewart yeah yeah but the whole technology tree
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is different because it's based in the future right and sure um the whole story
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line is different like instead of the story of Earth it's the story of um all
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the nations of Earth that were left as the Earth disintegrated um each sent up
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a ship to colonize the planets and so you've got uh I don't can't remember how
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many but there's a number of these different ships and they all represent
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different countries and beliefs and stuff I mean Dare I ask Matt but did did
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we survive are there up there oh right okay let's not make this a race thing M
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I just mean people from our neighborhood right um are they representing Western
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Sydney up there is what I'm asking yeah I don't think they are I'll be honest I
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haven't encountered a race race would surprised if we were the go I haven't
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encountered a civilization that struck me as particularly
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Australian shame so H it's American companies always do Aussie so well Civ 5
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doesn't have Australia in it either not as I mean as a continent it does yeah
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yeah but not as a as a but not as a civil Empire yeah I don't really know if
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we have an Australian Empire we tried we tried to make one I think in um the
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Steam Workshop you can get add-ons which Australia and and things like that but
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yeah I'm pretty sure you can add all sorts of weird [ __ ] soers in a cubra
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hats yeah yeah um actually that that could be a segment actually we go
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through all the various Steam Workshop files for different games and see what
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[ __ ] weird [ __ ] people have made I
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want to um uh I want to mod Skyrim I I was looking at my steam library for some
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reason the other day and I clicked on Skyrim and I was like oh man I really
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want to play some more Skyrim and then it pops you know pops up and shows you
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the the workshop stuff and uh man there so much stuff in there what is there
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well like you get Customs like new cities new really new armor new weapons
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like you can customize the the armor and like the way people look and everything
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like cuz can I can I customize it so that everybody in Skyrim is a hidic Jew
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probably because if there is that I'm doing it and I'm playing through Skyrim
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again from the start all right you could probably do something like that there's dragon
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there are some um we can't afford to pay you but could you possibly fight the dragons for
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us there's um some practical mods on there I noticed like uh one of the top
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ones is you know you get those stones the floating stones in Skyrim the the
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bit they're all bits of a big stone that have been shattered or something um it
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adds Quest markers for those so you so yeah so you can actually find yeah
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because it's I mean by accient pretty [ __ ] difficult without it yeah yeah
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like cuz that world is is enormous so so good yeah so um there's that and then
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yeah like you can add like there's one that was like a treehouse a hermit's
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treehouse you can add and yeah um yes so the work amazing what people can do with
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these games these days I know um like I I I know that back when people were
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modding quake and and all that um I feel like it it was sort of they
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weren't given the tools back then they had to create the tools you know whereas
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and they came up with some great stuff but now like the the smart game
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developers like um Bethesda with the Elder Scroll stuff they just give you
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the tools and so like people just make all this cool crazy [ __ ] like I do
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remember when Dave was [ __ ] around with quake and I was over and playing it
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and when every time you killed someone they went no piss
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off yeah people made like uh Simpson total conversions of Doom and and the
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alien um Doom was alien Doom or Quake uh they would know [ __ ] I remember Quake
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rally I used to love that game Quake rally yeah like a racing game it was a
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racing game in quake in the Quake world yes wow see that's that's just amazing
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that someone managed to do that I tried to build my school with the level edit
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in uh or our school I should say Luke with the level edit in um 3D cuz it was
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a bit more sophisticated in its uh or I should say it was just bit more user
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friendly and you didn't know how to didn't need to know how to do anything
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to uh right you just made a shape and clicked on
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Textures and so I made our school how was
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it uh well the scope of it was
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limited uh and you couldn't go upstairs onto levels above where you'd just been
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y you kind of had to teleport into different places so I ended up just
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making the quad as like an outdoor Arena you know with the gym on one side
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and the classrooms on the other side and the office at one end so you just be
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sort of an open area with buildings around it correct y yeah what do you
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want from me I want a mod I'm not going to give you a mod all
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right fine it's the best I could [ __ ] do I'm not a programmer all right fine [Music]
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um in disturbing news um a California highway
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patrolman um after pulling over a woman
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on suspicion of DUI she was detained um
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briefly arrested is as is the wording um
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on suspicion of DUI uh in late August
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2014 in California um and I assume she was taken to the station um whereupon
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one of the officers asked her for her phone which is an iPhone and then asked
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for undisclosed reasons asked for the passcode for the phone which she gave
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yeah that's that's the part that I find a bit weird because it's fair enough
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that they want to confiscate your phone but why do they need to go through your
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[ __ ] if what they've pulled you over for is a DUI well I mean I I don't think
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he's really explained why and and I mean it doesn't really say why she gave them
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the passcode either I assumed she was just trying to be compliant well because
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she was cooperating with the police I yeah yeah so anyway it turns she found
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out later after she had received her phone back that after she'd been
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released and everything that um presumably they had gone through the
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phone um and found some photos of her topless and in her underwear and um
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being a genius the police officer in question had just messaged them to
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himself he just texted himself with them
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so uh genius
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so yeah she came forward uh and he's understandably pressing charges and um I
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think he's resigned now and he's
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apologized rightly so um it's got here it looks like someone went to get a
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statement from the where he works and they've gone we've got no comment as he
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no longer works with us yeah right yeah uh yeah you're [ __ ] up buddy but what
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oh man what like well he received 180 days suspended sentence 3 years of
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felony probation and must speak at a community violence situations class and
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tell everybody what he did I assume that's one sentence as in
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he's tells everybody at the class not he must speak at the community violation
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situation class comma and tell everyone what he did yeah yeah I at some point
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he'll be telling us yeah y yeah I like how she Jane do says she
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never never gave him permission to access the photos in her phone and she
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never gave him permission to send nude photographs of herself to his phone of
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course she didn't no so
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yeah um so yeah let this be a lesson to any um any officers out there listening
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um delete the evidence yeah or just plug it into the computer and copy them off
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that way [ __ ] sake sign in just email it to yourself and then log out of your
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account yep yep yeah yep Luke's done
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this before um or I mean if you're going to text them to yourself delete the text
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message afterwards yeah many ways to not get caught doing this I mean come on
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you're a police officer AR you well not anymore just Bluetooth them to yourself
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yeah yeah I mean there's no there's no paper trail for Bluetooth yeah I just
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don't I don't know how he thought that he was not going to get
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caught yeah it's very very strange anyway can you air drop something
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anonymously uh um You probably can now one iPhone to the next yeah maybe I
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don't know I don't know if it keeps I don't have an iPhone anymore I don't
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know if it keeps a history but I mean you can delete text messages though yeah
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like yeah yeah that's right very very just sloppy do know if it goes in
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details but what did she see in her found that the messages were sent then
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call the number and go yeah yeah she called the number he didn't answer but
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then she followed it up um and uh here we go 5 days later according to the
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warrant she looked at her iPad at home and saw on the messages app that six
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photographs had been sent to a to a 707 area code phone number that she did not
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recognize those photos showed her in various states of undress uh and
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included topless shots and others in which she wore a bikini or underwear two
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of the photos included a female friend engaged in similar
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poses wow so yeah you know what maybe we
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have to cut this guy a little
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break I mean I wonder if if some phone you've arrested she's standing over
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there in handcuffs you're gone oh look I'll just me to make sure that there's
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no uh extenuating circumstances here and then uh then you see this pictures not
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only of her toplet but little bit of lesbian action
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too yeah I me he not a human that might come as Luke said delete the [ __ ]
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text well see I wonder now because um she says that in her on her iPad in the
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messages app um she it not on the phone so I'm wondering if you know because he
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did it synchronizes and everything yeah he's deleted it from the phone not
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realizing that it's all than Cloud now and uh it wasn't deleted from from the
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cloud so this is where you log into your email forward the pictures to yourself
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then log out of your email problem solved she can't then log into your
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email this is why we have Luke on the show yeah that's right he's a
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professional explaining how to commit sex crimes in startling detail
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yeah n name um oh I just I've just read the
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next the next article and I need to know more you want to hear about the
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terrorists from middlee
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yes right so um a kid has been suspended
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a 9-year-old kid from elementary school
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in Texas home of the intellectually
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Superior um for bringing the one ring to class yep
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uh what do you mean by the One Ring well he had uh a little replica ring of uh
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the one ring from The Lord of the Rings oh yeah okay um you know the the gold
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ring with the uh Elven writing yeah engraved yeah yeah it's a magical ring
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isn't it yeah magical ring well that's precisely the problem Matt um oh when I
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first read the headline I thought perhaps the school mistook Elven for
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Arabic and you know wasn't sure what was going on there but it's even dopier than
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that um he came to school with the ring on because he saw The Hobbit over the
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weekend yeah uh how how do they know he was there well how did they even know he was
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there you raise a valid point Matt because um when a kid puts on a ring and
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pretends to be a hobbit yeah he also pretends to be invisible yeah you would
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know and he tells other kids yeah exactly right tells other kids that he's
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got a ring that makes him invisible and that he could make them invisible too
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and have special powers the type of [ __ ] that 9-year-olds say yeah yeah yeah and
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so he was suspended uh for um threatening other
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children with his magical
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powers right um suspended for witchcraft correct um his father threatening
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witchcraft uh has said this
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quote this is unbelievable kids act out movies that they see when I watched
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Superman as a kid I went outside and tried to fly I assure you my son lacks
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the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence and if he did I'm
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sure he'd bring him right back it's ridiculous and also I got to I
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got to point out though that it mentions towards the end that um it says
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unfortunately this isn't the first time Kermit Elementary has punished Aiden for
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things that seem to only bother Texas he once brought his favorite book to school
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to impress his teacher but the officials freaked out because the Big Book of
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Knowledge had a section about pregnancy and included an illustration of a
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pregnant woman in another innocuous incident Aiden referred to a black
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student as black which Drew yet another suspension from the school what so yeah
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me that one that one needs to be based on context I guess but a 9-year-old you
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know I think you can let racial Crips slide at that age surely yeah well I
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guess they felt that um I don't know pregnancy is a bit dirty maybe I no idea
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I think maybe a Texas school saw the Big Book of Knowledge and just felt really
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threatened by it there probably some Darwinism in there but it's big I
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thought they'd like it cuz it was big yeah I think their big book of knowledge
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in that part of the world is uh the Bible yeah yeah this pregnancy in
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that and also you know they don't like being they don't like the guilt trip
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that comes with pointing out someone's black cuz it just makes them all feel
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guilty there are no blacks in the Bible we know that but Luke's right there is
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pregnancy in fact there's a scene where a dude
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impregnates both of his underage daughters yep when are we going to see
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Ridley Scott make that movie that's right soon I
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hope well that's ridiculous and I'm uh I'm glad uh I wasn't raised in Texas
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because I would have been I don't know what would happened cuz I I used to come
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out with some crazy [ __ ] when I was a kid oh yeah man your stories would not
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have flown at school no I would have been I would have been TD and feathered yeah
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yeah yep yeah have I spoken on this podcast
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I'm sure I've told you as friends but I don't know if I've said it publicly
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about the phase that I went through when I was in year one and this will surprise
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nobody who knows me I went through an ABS
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absolute fascination with nudity and
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wrote story after story after Story in
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creative writing class about famous people and
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characters suddenly finding themselves in the nude like I wrote Ghostbusters in
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the nude yeah Superman in the nude and just every week like my poor teacher
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must have been like please no more nudity please I don't know how to
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[ __ ] talk to this how did they become for example the Ghostbusters one they
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were all in the showers when Janine hit the buzzer right and they just ran
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grabbed their proton packs slid down the pole got into the Ecto
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one and drove to the site and it was only when they got out of the car to
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bust the ghosts they realized holy [ __ ] we're naked classic yeah and I think it
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was because of movies like police academy and you know the scene where the
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guy's in the shower and ends up outside and I think in Police Academy 2 he ends
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up further in Police Academy 3 he ends up like in a bar like somewhere
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ridiculous right you know what I'm talking about yeah well I think so and
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you're influenced by that kind like a running gag no no it's not that I was
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influenced it's that when I was like when I was nine that was the funniest
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thing in the world to me somebody naked out in public was just the funniest
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thing in the world so I wrote this
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Omnibus of of nudity based stories using licensed
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characters well I used to com combine uh as you guys I'm sure know I still have
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these books um here my mom kept them God bless her um I used to combine your
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normal childhood um characters like the Muppet Babies uh and I was very into
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Doctor Who and Star Wars and things like that um GI Joe uh but I used to combine
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them with um with horror movies so he would have right one of my most Muppet
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blade babies get slaughtered do they yeah I I used to illustrate them as well um
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and I one of my most famous stories was um Doctor Who versus the Living Dead in
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which in which an army truck carrying canisters of mustard gas um takes a
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corner too sharp um and a a a canister of mustard gas rolls off the back of the
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truck into a cemetery and the gas is released and which causes zombies to
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rise from the grave and obviously the doctor has to come and and sort that out
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um there was also um I would watch the [ __ ] out of that
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map yeah Y no mistake Steven Moffett if you're listening give me a call we can
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show you the rights to it um uh I wrote Muppet Babies versus um the mutant
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Garden or something like that basically the Muppet babies were literally torn
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limb from limb by these giant Muppet eating plants and I so they're lost yeah
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yeah I and I had illustrations of Gonzo with like his his arms and legs ripped
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off and anyway probably what it sort of like something like that like the
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Muppets versus something The Muppets nor come out Wi on my
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stories but yeah I um yeah they called my parents in and uh that's fantastic my
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parents you be suspended yeah yeah my parents got called into the
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school uh in kindergarten because I'd paint all these beautiful colorful
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pictures and then just paint over the entire canvas with black and when the
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teacher said why I'd say it's at night yeah right nothing Sinister and she'd be
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like well then why did you paint it first and I like well they're there you
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just can't see them because it's night like I understood what night meant yeah
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yeah and uh it wouldn't be Superman in the dark if Superman wasn't there
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correct but I can just imagine the teachers just looking at me painting
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these pictures be like oh that's beautiful and then just see me just
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dipping the Big Brush in Black like even I'd assume the kid was
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depressed like Johnny from the fast show back
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black exactly got to make it all black you mentioned Muppet Babies yeah did I
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tell you I watched an episode of Muppet Babies about 3 weeks ago no no only
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because it popped into my head that Muppet Babies was a thing yeah yeah and
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like I kind of forgotten it existed and roughly the time it popped into my head
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and I remembered it existed I also thought well we're kind of living in an
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age now where everything is on YouTube so I could probably go and watch one
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and so I did and I remember in the opening credits for the Muppet Babies
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there were shots with Star Wars spacecrafts chasing the Muppet Babies
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right and so every single episode I'd hope it was that one right when I was a
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kid and it never was I don't know if I ever saw it so I typed into YouTube
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Muppet baby Star Wars and it's all there the episode's there for you to watch
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right and what's weird so the the have I talked about this before
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weird no I don't think so okay maybe you're that guy from last week yeah
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that's right stop saying that man um
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but the premise is Nanny remember
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there's a nanny yeah yeah she brings in she's dead a video camera well actually
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she's not the only one who's dead okay so I'll segue for a sec right so the
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Muppet Babies basically the premise is that all the cast of The show were
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raised together by a nanny as children right and I guess because in the Muppets
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there's only one girl Miss Piggy and the rest of boys that they thought for a kid
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show they should mix it up a bit right mhm so scooter it's scooter right or is
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it ska I think it's scoter I think it's scooter yeah in the Muppet Babies
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scooter has a twin sister right oh who by the time the Muppets is on and
28:30
they're grown up is
28:34
gone right so like at some point between the Muppet Babies and the Muppets she's
28:41
Good's twin sister dies Jesus
28:48
well we can and should all assume
28:52
now that she was murdered by by large
28:56
mutated plants well somebody oh yeah no I think it's something to do with Kermit
29:01
and because he's so powerful that everyone's keeping it quiet so powerful
29:05
also we kind of skimmed over the fact that the school in the last story was
29:09
called Kermit elementary school has anyone got anything to say on
29:14
that was that just a give and then we move on forgot about that but anyway I
29:19
digress so nanny brings in a video camera and they all try to make movies
29:25
and everyone's got an idea of what movie they want to make and then someone says
29:30
I know what movie we'll make we'll make Star Wars and been
29:35
done yeah that's right but they do it again and it's um it's just the Muppets
29:40
acting out the characters from Star Wars and then it cuts to kind of the you know
29:46
it becomes real their imagination takes over and it becomes real becomes a real
29:50
movie and there's actual footage from
29:53
the film episode yeah Wicked really it's
29:57
so weird because you think of St Wars like footage and even the real
30:03
names and stuff being really really protected by like LucasArts yeah um and
30:07
I guess he was always affiliated with the Muppets but it's alarming just how
30:12
direct the references are H I'll look it up later yeah cuz
30:18
remember they did have like Mar HL on The Muppets and things like that yeah
30:21
and 32 and R 32 the
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[ __ ] 32 our old favorite 32 32 an RPO this is why you lost Star Wars Trivial
30:31
Pursuit Matt welcome to dyslexic Star Wars well there's not a two three either
30:37
God I haven't had any drink this evening either what's going on maybe that's it
30:42
maybe you're just dehydrated WR I'm too so
30:48
um but for example I worked at Fox
30:51
Studios Australia from 99 to 2001 right
30:55
and George Lucas was popping in quite
30:59
constantly to prep for Star Wars Episodes 2 and three which they filmed
31:04
there um but I worked I didn't work in the part where they were filming of
31:09
course I was like 20 I worked in the part where they just took you on a tour
31:14
and the CEO had asked George Lucas for permission to build a Star Wars
31:21
attraction you know a ride or something you walked through an experience right
31:26
and George Lucas said to him no I don't give you permission because I
31:31
want people to believe Star Wars really exists somewhere up in space what and if
31:37
we build a ride they'll know it's fake but I mean Star Tours has been
31:43
[ __ ] on for years right yeah yeah although not not as long I mean it would
31:50
it would postate that what you're talking about so was there nothing else before
31:56
then of Star Wars I mean that would might threaten
32:01
people's idea that it's real that maybe it was just a movie that documentary
32:05
Star Wars that's right
32:10
weird yeah weird I mean he's a weird guy he's coping it a lot lately actually
32:14
yeah should we actually we forgot to mention this last week with he yeah Luke
32:17
why don't you take us through what's been happening in George Lucas news do
32:20
we have a jingle for George Lucas news George lookas
32:26
news no look news nice well he recently came out and
32:32
spoke of a magazine about how he'd actually written written out what he
32:37
thought 789 should be about and gave that to Disney when he sold it to them
32:42
for free you can have that fre um DIY just went thanks for that
32:47
George and threw it away we hope they threw it away in front
32:53
of him too how happened on one of those yellow notepads that we saw him write The
32:59
Phantom Menace first and only draft on I'll just I'll just file that with these
33:04
letters from David PR offering to be in the new film we'll talk about David PR in this
33:11
episode too yeah I'm good shadowing yeah but I don't know I know when we were
33:16
talking about this in email like Matt you said like you don't know whether you
33:19
should feel sorry for him and so no he brought this on himself I know but it's
33:23
just it you know like there that's happened
33:28
Disney's publicly saying ah he gave us a bunch of crap and we threw it in the bin
33:34
and then not only that well not di he not say it he said it no I know but well
33:41
yeah okay sub scripts I didn't want them yeah George Lucas or is that Owen
33:48
Wilson I think maybe they're the same person I would love to see Owen Wilson
33:53
play George Lucas well yeah and then and then you
33:59
know everyone's there was that article about people asking him have he seen the
34:02
new trailer and he was like no why would I watch that [ __ ] you all Christ no that
34:07
was not what he said what he said was he only watches trailers at the movies he
34:11
only watches trailers for movies he likes yeah is that what he said cuz I
34:15
read that as why would I not interested no noar said since when do we care about
34:21
the truth Luke speaking of the
34:26
truth George GE Lucas says he'd written the scripts for 78 and9 but he also said
34:31
he wrote those in the 70s yeah that's true so are these the same scripts or
34:36
are these new versions the one he said there were 12 he also wrote said he
34:40
wrote episode 1 2 and three in the 70s well and also n I've written this one
34:45
we're going to go with by first draft also I'll try and find this because I I
34:49
think it's really interesting I don't know if we discussed it before try to
34:51
find it for the show notes he also says that nobody knew what Vader actually
34:56
said except for for Mark Hill and James Jones and him except no I know what
35:00
you're gonna say before they even had the title for the second film while they
35:05
were still doing promotion for Star Wars the original there's an interview with
35:08
David press in a magazine or newspaper where he basically outlines the plot for
35:14
like the whole rest of the series he says that Darth Vader is Luke's father
35:20
and um you know like he's gonna chop Luke's hand off and Luke's gonna have to
35:24
become a Jedi and all this kind of stuff and it's from it's from like well before
35:29
Empire so yeah absolutely and I think that's probably one additional reason
35:35
they don't get along there's also an interview with Mark Hamill where he
35:39
where he spills beans on that [ __ ] right from like just after they did well not
35:45
just after because first off Lucas commissioned um not Timothy Zan who's
35:51
the other one who's the other prolific author of um foster elen foster alen
35:57
foster commission allenan Foster to do um spinter of the M's eye yeah which was
36:02
The Unofficial sequel which was going to be luks buzzing in like it's uh star
36:08
trivia yeah um and if he couldn't get the studio to
36:14
fund sequels he was going to do Splinter of the Mind's Eye as like a
36:19
lowbudget indie project cuz Splinter is it is that something about it's got the
36:24
stone the magical stone that gives him powers or something carbon Crystal yeah
36:28
car Crystal yeah um yeah basically it continues directly on from the end of
36:34
Star Wars luk and Leia are still together it doesn't feature Han Solo at all
36:41
because um Harrison Ford had not signed on for sequels ah but Mark and Carrie
36:47
had so it's about Luke and Leia they're not brother and sister they're still luk
36:53
actually trying to check her out while she's changing
36:58
yeah that's right of course um and Darth V is still chasing him basically right
37:03
well speaking of potentially we're going to talk about Star Wars again um
37:08
somewhere into this uh and I I there's the danger for this to get a bit dry um
37:13
but I don't hopefully we can just keep it
37:16
goofy um the film Gravity uh most of you
37:20
will know um was was a big film last year um yeah yeah I think it won the
37:26
ecademy award for most forgettable film of the year yeah I I wasn't a huge fan
37:30
of it a lot of people were were they though well apparently podcast I think
37:35
it did all right no no not on the podcast um but it's now come to light
37:41
that um many years ago in 1999 I believe
37:46
that is many years ago yeah um well prior to that there's a Woman by the
37:51
name of Tess garrettson who wrote a novel called
37:57
gravity mhm mhm um so pre-1999 she wrote this novel and it's about a female
38:04
astronaut on the International Space Station who due to some accidents and
38:08
such gets stuck up there and um her you know like there's all this Mayhem and
38:13
mischief and she has to try and get back
38:15
to Earth so MH um uh a company called uh
38:20
some subsidiary of new line um Productions um purchased film rights
38:26
sorry yeah new line yeah purchased um the film rights from
38:30
her with a contract that said if it was turned into they paid her like a million
38:35
or something and then if the film got made she would get a production bonus of
38:40
$500,000 along with a share of profits and um a share of profits means nothing
38:45
because films AR profitable but she should have got 500 Grand yeah from from
38:50
the film oh and a and a based on credit for the film yeah which is almost more
38:56
important than the money correct yeah because it's a claim and it could help
39:00
her get more stuff so um from her point of view the film progressed for a bit
39:06
and she wrote a bunch of additional stuff she worked on the screenplay and
39:09
wrote stuff that wasn't in the book stuff about in the third act um where
39:14
the satellite debris destroys the International Space Station and the
39:18
female astronaut is alone a drif in her space suit and has to to try and make
39:24
her way back down to earth like that that part of it wasn't in the original
39:27
but that was written by her for the new screenplay okay um and then at some
39:34
point um they just said uh we're not going to proceed so it was all sheld mhm
39:40
and she was like fine and went on with her life yeah so she took her fee for
39:44
having sold it yeah which not inconsiderable a million dollars yeah
39:48
you know not bad um and she went on her
39:51
way and then in around 2008 2009 Alonso
39:57
Kuran Kuran how you Kuran Kuran wrote the the script for
40:03
Gravity the film which um was released last year um to somewhat critical
40:09
Acclaim as far as I'm aware people liked it didn't they I thought people loved it
40:13
well I want a bunch of oscars but I mean who the [ __ ] knows yeah all right well
40:16
it did well anyway as far as I'm aware yeah I'm fairly sure it did everyone's
40:19
aware of it so anyway boring as [ __ ] yeah so did I I've still yet to watch it
40:25
don't bother yeah but anyway they put the film out and then a lot of people
40:29
said to her oh is that the film based on your book and she said no it's there's
40:35
some similarities but you know it's not like um you know maybe someone
40:40
remembered it or whatever but it's not you know so she's not it's not copyright
40:44
infringement or anything like that let's say it's different enough that she was
40:47
like oh maybe it's a coincidence mhm except she apparently found out recently
40:53
that um aonso Kanan Kanan [ __ ]
40:57
Alonso Alo was originally working on her the adaptation
41:04
of her book
41:08
so she's now suing not for copyright but
41:14
for um breach of contract which states that if the film is based on her book
41:20
which it appears it might it may well be because um he was working on the
41:25
adaptation of her book of a called gravity which is about a woman stranded
41:30
in space and now he's made a film about that later on gravity yeah that's s
41:35
that's sort of project that's been stopped that's a project that's sort of
41:37
more more so put on hold for a few years yeah so she's say's the thing she's
41:41
saying she deserves the based on credit and the money that's that's her that's
41:47
her version she probably does deserve that but here's why she probably won't
41:50
get it yeah uh because it's more complicated than than she's making out
41:55
so number one uh she sold the wrs of her book to new
42:02
line Cinema who have since been bought
42:06
out by Warner Brothers yes she sued Warner Brothers for breach
42:12
of contract mhm and Warner Brothers quite rightly said nothing to do with us
42:17
we didn't have a contract with you we don't know who you are right so right
42:21
off the bat she's suing the wrong people well so her I see what you mean but also
42:27
cour case no no no I can see why she's angry but here's what she's doing wrong
42:30
yeah yeah sure she lost the court case against them she has 20 days to file an
42:33
appeal with new evidence basically the judge said you can't sue a company you
42:37
didn't have a contract with for breach of contract and contracts with a company
42:41
that's been bought and um dissolved a
42:46
null and void yeah so it leaves the fact
42:51
that they still should have credited her for the writing of the film
42:57
yeah well or at least it's a bit dubious
43:02
that Alonso coron read a script called gravity and then less than a decade
43:07
later wrote a script called gravity with the same premise yeah and I think par
43:13
and and also they haven't tried to deny that in any of the as far as I'm aware
43:18
they haven't tried to deny that that happened all they're denying is that
43:22
that contract is still in place they've said well that contract uh is
44:28
and his son yeah for him to direct it they weren't purchasing the
44:34
rights of a book they were just purchasing a fully written screen plate
44:37
she Sue anyone she should sue aonso kurran yeah but stealing her [ __ ]
44:42
story she probably won't win though because it it it's it's different she
44:46
even she admits the film doesn't really like there's there's you know basic
44:52
similarities but it's not enough to win a copyright case I don't think and she
44:55
doesn't she doesn't think anyway and it doesn't matter I think matters what she
45:00
thinks so I don't know it's just all a bit [ __ ] if you ask me and I can see why
45:05
she's upset um yes I can too unfortunately though
45:11
this is kind of the way things work in Hollywood yeah yeah well and and you
45:16
know what if she got paid initially for this she came out of it all right yeah I
45:21
agree because this actually led me on to you you touched on the fact that we're
45:24
going to talk about it I think um something else started learned this week
45:27
that I didn't really realize um before with just how um they kind of do a bit
45:34
of a dodgy on the numbers with films and
45:38
apparently that is a big part of um the
45:42
reason David PR and George Lucas didn't get on at the end um did you know about
45:48
this I didn't know about this uh not to the level that it's outlined in this
45:52
article okay yeah so this this article in the Atlantic came
45:57
out and basically said that Hollywood movies don't make profits and what they
46:03
mean by that because you might ask well don't they make millions of dollars and
46:08
you'd be right in a lot of cases um but they pointed out that for example the
46:13
example they used is the Return of the Jedi that we all love uh even though it
46:17
came out in 1983 and has made almost half a billion dollars yeah um with an
46:23
initial budget of 32 million which sounds like a profit but technically
46:28
it's not because technically the the company that made
46:33
the film is called Return of the Jedi
46:36
Inc and every new film that is made a new Corporation is made to only
46:43
manufacture that film Y and then that film pays a fee to
46:50
whatever studio is its umbrella to release the movie
46:55
distribution fees yeah distribution fees and so basically the the way it works
47:02
well Matt they they have a good analogy there with a lemonade stand did you want
47:06
to read that out sure cuz I thought that was pretty cool okay so imagine you're
47:09
running a lemonade stand with your buddy Steve and your mom says you have to
47:12
share half of your profits with your sister but you don't want to so you
47:17
pretend your buddy Steve is actually a corporation and you call him Steve
47:21
Incorporated and you he charges you rent for the stand and the spoon and
47:25
everything and then you go home and you say well well I don't have any M money
47:28
left mom cuz I had to pay it all to Steve Inc so there is no profit I can't
47:32
share it with my sister and then um the money isn't really gone it's with your
47:37
best friend and he just gives you half of it yeah so you're employed by the
47:41
studio so you're getting paid your fee and your back end and your points and
47:48
everything so you're covered but technically your film hasn't made money
47:52
because everything gets passed up yeah which is fine uh cuz that's just how the
47:58
system works and these corporations are done not in any weird greedy kind of
48:04
sense they they're basically just done to protect Studios so that just say you
48:10
made a movie and people took it the wrong way and everyone got offended and
48:13
you just got sued by a bunch of people well you can only Sue Return of the Jedi
48:18
Inc right you can't sue Warner Brothers and so once that company gets goes
48:24
bankrupt uh that's it you know um whereas you know a multibillion doll
48:29
company like Warner Brothers um could suffer quite a bit if they were liable
48:35
for every little thing that they said yeah but what it does mean and what this
48:39
article is talking about is David PR has come out and said
48:44
he's not ever been paid any money for Return of the Jedi
48:48
because there's not been any profits and he had points off the back end yeah and
48:53
he say apparently he gets letters from them frequently saying they uh just want
48:59
to let you know still haven't made any money yeah there's no profit sorry so uh you
49:03
know keep hanging in there yeah look I'd
49:07
take this more seriously if it was any other actor David prow I know because
49:13
David pre is a troublemaker I agree and look apparently uh I learned today that
49:19
it's common knowledge in the industry that like that's worthless like you
49:24
never agree to a deal like that because it's absolutely worthless and everybody
49:27
knows this so his agent would never have agreed to this and he was probably paid
49:33
upfront as well he just 100% he would have been he would have been in this
49:37
film because he was contracted at the first one to be in all three and for
49:41
those of you don't know David PR is the bodybuilder who's inside the suit of
49:44
Darth Vader yeah um he apparently pissed off George Lucas
49:50
so much after the second film came out that George and him have not spoken
49:54
since so the very fact that he's in the third one must mean that he was cont
49:59
obligated to be in it um would have 100% been paid and he probably kicked up a
50:04
stink at the time and to shut him up they promised him points off the back
50:08
end which no walk-on actor would ever be
50:13
promised yeah so probably this was just
50:16
a gesture and he's now treating it with more seriousness than it was intended
50:22
yeah right because it's worthless because it's worthless and everyone knew it yeah
50:27
yeah well and like I said I I mean I just find it really interesting I wasn't
50:31
aware that that's that's how it worked and that's people were saying um because
50:35
she mentions uh in in the gravity case she mentions that um she was offered the
50:41
production bonus but also um you know like a profit share or I think that's
50:44
how she worded it and everyone was saying well that was that was a stupid
50:48
thing to agree to and then and everyone's like well that's why the the
50:51
production bonus is in there so that she was supposed to actually get something
50:55
because profit is nothing it's it's almost a bit condescending really like
51:01
with that knowledge like why even put it in there yeah here's one little tidbit though
51:08
that I find funny Luke I don't know if you've noticed this too uh or youat but
51:13
on the page of the article which is all about David
51:18
prow I know what you're going to say well there's a picture of Sebastian Shaw
51:24
yeah so I think I think Thompson the author of the article doesn't know who
51:29
David prow is yeah well he just got David prow Darth Vader there he is guy
51:34
in the suit done article type type type spell check
51:40
[Laughter] published yeah
51:46
yeah I mean poor Sebastian Shaw I mean he's had half his performance cut out of
51:52
the special editions because he no longer appears as the ghost he's
51:55
actually had his eyebrows digitally removed from the one scene he's still in
52:00
so I say if he's getting his face out there powered to him yeah yeah yeah oh
52:06
dear all right well um yeah anyway the gravity thing is just a bit of a shame
52:11
and we'll see what happens um the film's boring anyway so I don't feel any worse
52:16
about it so I do like Children of Men though so disappointing Children of Men
52:21
is a great movie and he's made some other really good ones too yeah it's
52:24
just disappointing to think that he's been a bit a bit dishonest yeah
52:29
but here's the thing how similar is this because it's completely plausible that
52:36
in 1999 he was attached to some script called gravity about a woman on the ISS
52:42
yeah and for whatever reason maybe let's say it wasn't any good it didn't get
52:47
made right yeah he' already had credits he did um a bunch of Hollywood movies
52:54
before that he'd yet to make his real block ERS but he'd made several
52:57
Hollywood movies she's made none and still to this day she's credited with no
53:03
other feature films no she's not likely to anymore some TV work right so this is
53:08
not a Hollywood player this is just someone who wrote a book that was
53:11
optioned by a Hollywood studio yeah he
53:14
comes along Alonso reads it passes the film's put in turnaround right yeah
53:20
company gets sold rights are dissolved everyone forgets about it he's now a
53:25
mega star and he's made great movies like Children of Men his son is a writer
53:29
and his son says I want to make a film and his dad says well let's sit
53:36
down and write one and then as they're spitting out ideas his dad says
53:42
consciously or unconsciously um what about a woman on
53:46
the ISS like that might be the extent of it that's all you're taking that's fair
53:51
you don't owe somebody royalties or credit yeah that's fair and like I and
53:57
also even if he was aware of where the idea came from it's not good interview
54:02
to sit there and go oh there's a book and then company got dissolved and that
54:06
kind of thing you just go no I wrote this with my son yeah and this is
54:09
probably going into too much detail now yeah maybe and you did warn us of
54:13
getting dry but I do know a fair bit about this
54:16
so the arbitration that happens for every single Hollywood film
54:23
mhm is Through The Writers Guild of America the GA
54:29
who go over it with a committee yeah and
54:33
decide who gets written by screenplayed
54:38
by and based on on the film yeah because chances are a Hollywood film has been
54:44
written by up to a dozen people yeah doing rewrites complete workovers and
54:49
it's not necessarily who wrote the last one who wrote the first one or even who
54:53
wrote the most that gets it it's a whole lot of political stuff within the
54:58
industry it doesn't stop you from getting jobs if your name's not left off
55:02
because people know generally who wrote what yeah but who actually gets their
55:05
name on screen written by screenplayed
55:09
by or based on a novel by um has to tick
55:13
a lot of boxes yeah and get officially
55:18
okayed so it could just be as simple as they're just not being enough from this
55:25
person's grp or novel yeah to Warrant her getting a
55:30
credit or just that I mean Warner probably didn't even know about this oh
55:36
Warner didn't that's that's for sure Warner wouldn't have it never would have
55:39
come up yeah Alonso Kuran would have walked in with a script that they would
55:43
have gone great let's do it a similar story is happening uh with True
55:47
Detective Matt did you end up watching True Detective not yet no unfortun I
55:51
really think you'll like it yeah I should I should it's about serial killer
55:55
man yeah all right exactly your type of thing all right all right but there's a
55:59
Char without getting anything away from the plot there's a character who's just
56:03
down in the dumps and is constantly criticizing humanity and talking about
56:06
how [ __ ] everything is basically it's Dave
56:11
right but a lot of what he says and he goes on these dire tribes from time to
56:16
time and it came out at some point that a lot of what he said actually comes
56:21
from a Thomas lagotti book called the
56:24
conspiracy against the human race right
56:28
sometimes actually verbatim or only slightly paraphrased from the actual
56:34
text of this book H and this this huge debate going on in Hollywood at the
56:38
moment as to whether or not this is plagiarism or copyright infringement or
56:43
something because it's not credited at
56:47
all H and I mean he doesn't even say oh
56:52
as Thomas lagotti says right he just says it or even so much as he's spouting
56:58
all this and then the other character finds a copy of Thomas loz's book next
57:03
time he's in his apartment right you know what I mean there's no
57:08
signifier that he's uh quoting someone else as far as
57:14
anyone's aware that it was written by the writer of the show correct right in
57:18
in the same way as if you put a quote into an essay you were writing at Uni
57:22
and didn't cite it for the person right who originally said It you would be
57:28
remanded for plagiarism yeah of course
57:32
so it's all very confusing in that
57:38
world well I'm glad I don't have to decide these things me too I'm going to
57:43
watch GL I get to just watch the movies yeah I'm I'm going to watch that show I
57:47
do want to I think I think I um have it available to
57:52
me I'll have to double check that um should we take a moment now uh just
57:59
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Kon maram you know two of them a week so uh and then we'll try and think of some
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email get a mug um now uh I'd like to um I'd like to have a competition as well
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actually if you guys don't mind oh well go right ahead um I'm a big fan of The
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Witcher as you all know and the listeners probably know by now and The Witcher 3 comes out
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soon as long as it doesn't get pushed back again yeah may I think we get we
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get it now um and uh I've got a Witcher shirt witch t-shirt that I would like to
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give away to some lucky listener oh um it is a Witcher 3 the wild Hunt t-shirt
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in size large um and I'm going to give that away and what I would like you the
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listeners to do in return is finish a story for me
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oh okay [Music]
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it's a wit
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competition it's The Witcher
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competition all right but I want you to I want you to finish this story this is
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a little little bit of uh Witcher fan fiction that I've written and I want the
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listeners to to finish the story so here we go geralt of Rivia Witcher stroe into
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town the head of the Sasquatch hang in from the hook at his belt dark blood and
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dear urine still dripping thickly onto the stones of the square I've killed the
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Beast he approached the Burgermeister and extended the Grim trophy as evidence
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I'll take the gold now thanks there's another matter that requires your
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attention the Burgermeister looked sheepish we'll double the pay geralt
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Shrugged fine what do I kill next a female voice whispered in the crowd and
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a group of local maidens giggled geralt smiled perhaps when I return I can show
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you the girls blushed and geralt winked to the Burgermeister my hearing is exceptional he
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explained some thing has taken some of our people what manner of thing we're not
1:02:06
sure exactly but it left tracks human looking but they lead into the swamp
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what's in the swamp nothing but muck flies beasts and despair we don't
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Venture in well triple the fee then and so geralt entered the swamp his silver
1:02:22
sword at the ready the trail was not hard to follow and it was certainly human
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[Laughter]
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so there's a copy here that's up for grabs so all right if one of you guys
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can think of something well I can add I can I'll have to check what we've got
1:03:34
but I think we've got some Evil Within merch that we assume Don would want so
1:03:38
we can actually sweeten the deal on that too and get rid of some crap from my
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house oh could be a prize pack yep a
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Evil Within prize pack yeah awesome a
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game none of us liked but you might like well speaking of games people like
1:03:52
actually no you know what I've said too much for the moment no you can in or do
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you want to we can mix it up how about some um how about some more fanfic
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actually while we're on the topic oh yeah I mean why not I mean where there's
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some great fanfiction out there and the internet's kind of become the place to
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publish your work you know what I mean to self-publish yeah
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um and actually I was alerted to this by a listener who wrote in let me just
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bring up her email here so we can hand it out on the
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show no not her email address just her email please please please talk about
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this on the next podcast so we are
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um and it's about gay dinosaur erotic
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fiction so I mean dinosaur erotic fiction on its own is pretty amusing as
1:04:48
a concept yeah uh but gay dinosaur erotic fiction is just well you know just takes it that
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one step further toward that Excellence y um so there's a guy called Chuck
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tingle and he's written a series of gay
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dinosaur erotic fiction
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including taken by the gay unicorn
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biker space Raptor I just saw the
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cover my billionaire Triceratops craves gay
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ass and gay T-Rex law executive boner so this is not even this isn't gay
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dinosaurs this is gay men with gay dinosaurs is that what this is correct
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well you want to hear some of the synopses yes L to please here's the
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synopsis for my billionaire Triceratops craves gay ass and if you're wondering
1:05:43
the cover is It's seems to be Central Park or some kind of inner city park
1:05:48
there's a very gay looking man with no shirt on ripped muscles and behind him
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is a tricer tops with a top hat and a mon that's how you know he's a trillionaire
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um and here's the synopsis even though dinosaur and human relationships are
1:06:06
frowned upon Jeremy finds he can't resist his Rich former pet when Oliver
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takes him out in fact they skip right over dinner and go home to have fun with
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Oliver's tricera [ __ ] the story just raised so many
1:06:20
questions like how did dinosaurs kiss a tricera Cox scaly and why the hell would
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you skip dinner if your billionaire former pet dinosaur is paying so you
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know Jesus uh it's interesting you guys want to hear about gay T-Rex Law Firm
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executive boner of course what a title that's
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even this one's got an even gayer looking topless muscle man on the front
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um in a boardroom with uh that's an amazing
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picture T-Rex heads on uh the guy on the left is my favorite a
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[Laughter] and here's the synopsis for this one
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basically Donny's boss Tyson Rex calls out a contract will allow the
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partners that will allow the partners T-Rex get it yeah yeah yeah I got it
1:07:11
they will allow the partners at the firm to run a T-Rex gang bang train on Dolly
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Sullivan's gay human ass for the sum of1 billion even this is a direct
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quote and Donnie is so tired from his hard day filing work he's like oh well I
1:07:27
can't do anything about it and goes along with it even though he insists he
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isn't gay and doesn't want to have sex with dinosaurs and I love how that's one
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thing where that should be two completely different
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issues of course he loves it in the end but really it's 50 Shades of dinosaur
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wrong so if they were female dinosaurs he'd be up for it he might have been up
1:07:47
for it yeah oh man these just getting gayer and gayer so space Raptor butt
1:07:53
Invasion right has has a raving on the
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front with no shirt on and these are what look like stock photographs if you
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type into Getty Images right poorly
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photosho deatched and behind him is a
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NASA scientist on a lunar rover seg
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looking thing yeah with a dinosaur head comped on coming out of the helmet like
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why is it even wearing a helmet if it doesn't need to breathe
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according to space Raptor butt Invasion dinosaurs didn't actually go extinct
1:08:31
they just learned how to travel through space there's a lot of World building in
1:08:35
this one uh but of course it finally comes along to banging despite Lan's
1:08:41
prestations that he's not
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gay wow okay so uh God just they they
1:08:50
all claim to be not gay which is a bit a bit weird
1:08:56
but um you know a little unicorn fiction here too pounded by the gay unicorn
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football squad yeah he is pounded by President Bigfoot which possibly
1:09:08
possibly could go in uh Sasquatch news I think Terry smalli might have to read
1:09:12
this book I think Terry smallo should um read the
1:09:17
synopsis um see if I can get him on the show all right Terry what you can do
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Terry F Terry wake up [ __ ] come here
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what I need you just just read this all right [ __ ] um how you
1:09:33
going Terry who's that oh it's Dan mate it's
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and Luke here too Terry a [ __ ] off um
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sorry Terry yeah all right Allan is a hot shot um journalist blogger whose
1:09:48
skills involve being a young hot gay man um that's basically what his resume says
1:09:54
that is a skill that is a skill um he nabs an interview with President Guk Yol
1:09:59
do a big fot a big foot is this is this a non-fiction book except here interview
1:10:06
means sex which Allan discovers to his Delight despite the fact Bigfoot human relations
1:10:12
are taboo oh yeah they are even presidents can't erase all prejudices CU
1:10:16
you know what they say about big feet Yes this line is in the book oh so he
1:10:21
gets a little sasor pess inside of him
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I see this is this one's got another uh stock image gay man except what's really
1:10:30
disturbing me about this one is that he's obviously shaved his chest at some
1:10:35
point in the past and it started to grow back so it's like I don't care if you
1:10:39
shave your chest or you don't shave your chest but if you're going to a model
1:10:43
shoot have it as one or the other don't have chest stubble yeah you got to get
1:10:47
it waxed the day before yes stubble is the worst anyway
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I'm off see you bye bye see Terry see
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you Terry shut the door [ __ ] guy's
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useless anyway speak French to him and say jador yeah yeah yeah yeah he's a
1:11:09
he's a classy Bogan wonder if he sells a lot of these
1:11:15
I hope so speaking of weird things people have made um the latest the hot
1:11:21
new thing in mobile games apparently is um is characters from Frozen giving
1:11:28
birth yeah this is so weird and the only thing that I can think is that this game
1:11:33
was three4 of the way through development and then somebody said if we
1:11:37
make this the character from Frozen a million more people will download it
1:11:41
yeah so it's obviously it's not an official Disney game um the game is
1:11:46
called uh Anna sorry Anna it's pronounced Anor in the film Anna giving
1:11:51
birth it's an unlicensed Frozen app designed by OLG V
1:11:56
oov and um basically in the game you deliver Anna's baby via cesarian section
1:12:02
yeah it's it if it wasn't disturbing enough that Anna's giving birth and that
1:12:09
you watch it it's a cesarian yeah yeah so I don't
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know if you watched the video the game is no longer available um or at least it
1:12:19
wasn't available on the Australian store so I wasn't able to play it
1:12:22
unfortunately um I'd be surprised if on that in a minute I I managed to to sort
1:12:28
something else out but more on that in a minute but in this game if you watch the
1:12:31
video basically she um she's there and she's pregnant and you have to first
1:12:35
give her an inje injection and then you have to freeze her stomach for some
1:12:39
reason and you slice her open uh and then uh you use some other magic thing
1:12:44
and then the baby just kind of appears um it's all a bit weird completely
1:12:48
accurate yeah it to be honest it looks looks like an awful game so clearly the
1:12:53
the only thing that's got going for it is that it's hilariously here's the
1:12:57
thing though even if it wasn't Anna from Frozen mhm why would you want to play a
1:13:03
mobile game where you gave women cesarians
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well I wasn't able to play um give uh
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[ __ ] Anna Anna giving birth yeah however um I have an Android device and
1:13:18
and Jenna does also and so we had to look around um and there are quite a lot
1:13:23
of games like this especially on Android but one that I managed to find that
1:13:28
keeping in in a similar vein it's an Android game called mom gives birth a
1:13:33
baby um and it stars a character who looks suspiciously like Elsa from um
1:13:38
Frozen the other girl from Frozen so this is yeah this is Mom gives birth a
1:13:43
baby and this is under the simulation section of the Android app store oh God
1:13:48
let me let me read you the description here from um mom gives birth a baby
1:13:53
let's give Mom a precious help hand ready to deliver the packet to the
1:13:56
hospital for her join the mother's room and find all the items on the left side
1:14:01
of the screen and the skills of listening the main test your doctor and
1:14:05
help she delivered her baby once the children out you are going to run a
1:14:09
routine inspection to some of the basic measure to make sure that everything is
1:14:13
good he will be careful to put him in his mother's arms have a great time in
1:14:19
the mother baby game see this is why Apple have made it
1:14:23
that not just anyone can upload [ __ ] game like this is the exact
1:14:29
reason um so I know that Jenna played a bit of this and uh I don't think it's
1:14:34
definitely not her favorite game and it was a little confusing and hard to
1:14:38
control but um uh I just wanted to read some of the reviews that people have
1:14:42
left here please do on the Android App Store um Amelia Webster gave it three
1:14:48
stars she says I suppose it's okayish what is wrong with the child's head
1:14:52
anyway also on the bit where you have to I the human child it won't work I
1:14:57
actually managed to get that far on this phone Port of a flash
1:15:01
game now Luke I don't want you to make any comments at all because I think if
1:15:05
you even weigh in on a game where you have to lotion a child that this could
1:15:10
come off badly for you and could possibly breach your parole requirements
1:15:14
so let's just cool it um Ellie sholo gives it five stars my mom and I have
1:15:20
been a few hours on the game um this one I like just because I
1:15:25
like to imagine how this happened this person is called Mercedes younger
1:15:30
man Mercedes younger man and she's written seriously why would they make
1:15:35
this for younger man
1:15:40
cheren I like to think that her phone autoc corrected because her name is
1:15:45
younger man the word young younger man and then she's just spelled cheren wrong
1:15:52
so wow that one made me laugh um Taylor says Elsa gave birth a baby I put stuff
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a bag and went a Hos Tipple I gave bur a
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baby and went back to the
1:16:06
hos and um my favorite is this one here uh by savan Savannah
1:16:12
Peters um this is all in capitals says so yell it terab worst thing that I have
1:16:19
played worst than Elmo what what does Elmo do wow worse
1:16:26
than Elmo doesn't matter what Elmo's done it's worst than
1:16:30
Elmo far Worst by the sounds of it look I've got two things to say in response
1:16:35
to this number one you can hardly blame them because um I have a four-year-old
1:16:40
niece Matt you're nie is roughly the same age right yeah she's like six this
1:16:44
year yeah close enough yeah she loves frozen Eloise is obsessed with Frozen
1:16:50
and all of her toys are frozen related
1:16:53
and most of her clothes frz related and
1:16:57
she just had a bir and gift from every
1:17:02
was frozen [ __ ] so like these guys are raking in the cash and if you're making
1:17:08
unlicensed [ __ ] you could hardly be blamed to cash in no it's a it's a good
1:17:14
franchise to infringe upon yeah that's right if you're going to infringe upon
1:17:19
any copyrighted material this would be the one I'd choose as well secondly this is not
1:17:25
a new phenomenon and I recall back in the
1:17:32
80s uh having a game on the Commodore
1:17:36
64 called D baby which was when Princess
1:17:41
Diana oh oh had Prince William right is he the older one oh
1:17:47
don't I yeah you yeah he is let's assume it is yeah um you know and that was a
1:17:53
big news at the time that there was you know a prince and uh
1:17:59
so level one you were Charles and you
1:18:04
had to drive her to the hospital to give birth and it was like a top down
1:18:10
driving driving game yep um then there was other levels the only one I can
1:18:16
really remember is it's kind of like Space Invaders except you're at the
1:18:20
bottom with a mug and there's nappies across the top of the screen that tip
1:18:26
over periodically and pour [ __ ]
1:18:30
out and you have to catch it in the cup yeah I guess that's how they do it in
1:18:36
Buckingham Palace yeah right but um so you're the butler or something obviously
1:18:41
um I just put a link to it oh you do you find it I found it I just found it on
1:18:46
YouTube oh my god oh wow I've got to see this D baby
1:18:51
on the bab on 64 yep Jinx Matt this is going to be in the show
1:18:57
notes well I think everyone needs to just pause while I watch
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this Yep this is it D's baby look at this
1:19:06
thing my gosh so I was what year did this come out
1:19:12
1984 oh look it's the [ __ ] yeah why is this [ __ ]
1:19:18
falling my gosh this is really
1:19:23
weird man I missed my 64 now that's a
1:19:27
great system yes there poops
1:19:32
yeah all right well that'll be in the show
1:19:36
notes and excuse me for just getting one little detail wrong the the [ __ ] is
1:19:41
coming out of cups but at some point nappies fly at you as well right well
1:19:46
Napp the second okay the second level is like a like a sidescrolling or
1:19:53
like a platformer rather it's not scrolling at all and
1:19:57
um there's a baby carriage that you seem to have to get to but there's a native
1:20:03
with a spear trying to stop you and a camera so she's visiting
1:20:09
Australia I really don't understand this but um well I've just got one final
1:20:15
review for um for mom gives birth a baby that I'd like to read out this is um
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Kendall mallister says five stars I love
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berth I love it so much I wish I was Elsa that's all for this week thank you
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