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56 - S3Ep4: The Housekeeper · On The Lanai

• 0:19
  Speaker 1: I remember my nefarious foe, Kristen, so I have my
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: pen and pat.
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  Speaker 2: That's a sticky more than that.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's fair. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 3: take notes of because write.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: When I think I've written everything I need to know,
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: down I get this left field curveball, like what was
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: the name of the hospital?
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  Speaker 3: And it's like a.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: General We've learned it now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just you know that hospital has continued to be
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  Speaker 4: a source of pain to everybody.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Because she'll ask every time they showed it on the screen.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to probably make Biscayne General Hospital a question
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  Speaker 4: on every cumulative review at the end of each season
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're ever here for one of the final
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  Speaker 4: episodes of a season, just know ye wait yeah, m hmmmm.
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  Speaker 3: And I interrupted you as well, what were you going
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  Speaker 3: to say?
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  Speaker 4: Erin Oh, I was gonna let you know that I
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: was sharing my shame with the girls that I was
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: left alone on a business trip and a PopMart store
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  Speaker 4: in Chicago, and I previously I walked into the PopMart
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  Speaker 4: store with so much hate in my heart. I was like,
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: fucking thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Dollars, little boo boo, bullshit, dolls, little bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: And then I came home with this little guy who
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  Speaker 4: I have named obi Wan because he's the Hope energy
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  Speaker 4: monster and so he's obi Wan because he's my only hope.
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  Speaker 3: Is that how those things work, it's whatever you want
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  Speaker 3: it to be.
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  Speaker 4: They have names on like Hope or whatever. If they're
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  Speaker 4: the plain ones like this, this is the entry level
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  Speaker 4: cheap person one.
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  Speaker 2: So did you buy him that chair too?
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  Speaker 4: The chair was a separate eight dollars but it also
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  Speaker 4: and I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Buy my chair.
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  Speaker 2: She has accessories. Now she's all in.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have the attachment. But I want to point
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  Speaker 4: out that like on the back of the chair is
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  Speaker 4: a little clip and you and the reason he has
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  Speaker 4: this like seatbelt on.
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  Speaker 2: It keeps blurring it.
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  Speaker 4: I know they're like, fuck you and your stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pornographic.
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  Speaker 4: It comes with the vent clip. This seat is so
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  Speaker 4: you can take him to like your office or your house.
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  Speaker 4: But also you take the seat off the bottom and
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  Speaker 4: he clips into your vent clip and that seatbelt holds
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: him in so he can ride in the car.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a la buobu cup chair kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate all of it.
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  Speaker 4: My boss was like, I sent a picture to my
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  Speaker 4: boss and I said, dude, you're not allowed to let
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  Speaker 4: me in the Chicago mall anymore. And she was like
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: why and I sent the picture and she went, oh god.
• 2:56
  Speaker 4: She's like, I didn't know you were into those, and
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  Speaker 4: I said, I'm not. And I hadn't even had any
• 2:59
  Speaker 4: alcohol that I just you are.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I was alone and I threw money at it. But
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  Speaker 4: the joy of that is I did buy two, and
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  Speaker 4: the second one ended up being this super rare limited edition.
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  Speaker 4: So this was basically free because I made one hundred
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  Speaker 4: and thirty five dollars after fees. The other one I've got.
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  Speaker 2: Wuld you already sell it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's already sold. I'm sending it out today the
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  Speaker 4: boxes over here. I just got to print the label.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So he he was free and I made like sixty
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  Speaker 4: bucks after you know, the other doll too, So.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, I tease you.
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  Speaker 6: But to be fair, I had accessories for my troll
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  Speaker 6: dolls in the nineties.
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  Speaker 2: So did they have accessories?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh so many remember those. Honestly, if the
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  Speaker 4: chair and the glasses were dolls been in a clearance
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  Speaker 4: bin in the shop across the street that sold like
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  Speaker 4: the accessories and stuff. I would never have purchased it,
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  Speaker 4: but I saw this big clearance sign and I went
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  Speaker 4: in and I was like, eight dollars and I can
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  Speaker 4: get these sung says for free. Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 2: I don't condone it, Gene, It's just appalled.
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  Speaker 4: Abby hates the sunglasses. By the way, just in case
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  Speaker 4: anyone was curious, she probably thinks for her No, she did, well,
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  Speaker 4: they've been on her face and she does not like it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not love boo boo.
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  Speaker 1: Mom.
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  Speaker 4: She was like, h exuse me, I hate your face. Mother.
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  Speaker 2: I am not filled with hope.
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  Speaker 4: No, she's she's not. My mom reached out to me
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  Speaker 4: on my business trip and said, what do you want
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  Speaker 4: me to do if Abby dies? And I said, is
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  Speaker 4: she already dead? She said, no, escape for a friend.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't ask before, And my dad said, and I
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: think I've mentioned this on this show before, but my
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  Speaker 4: dad said she was on the roof, which is an
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  Speaker 4: old joke about someone that's watching a grandmother and a
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: cat and the guy calls and says, hey, how's how
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  Speaker 4: are things at home? And he goes, oh, my cat
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  Speaker 4: died and he goes, you can't just jump in with that,
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  Speaker 4: like you have to lead into it. Like maybe one
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: day you're like, oh, the you know, the cat was
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  Speaker 4: on the roof, and the guy's like, okay, I got it.
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  Speaker 4: So the next time, the man calls his friend to
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  Speaker 4: check on his grandma and he says, hey, how's how's
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  Speaker 4: you know my grandma doing it as well? She was
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  Speaker 4: on the roof. So when after I was sure my
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  Speaker 4: mom was not telling me how he was dead, my
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  Speaker 4: dad goes, well, she was on the roof this morning. Up, dad,
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  Speaker 4: that's fair, but she's very much alive and just sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, she's staring at us. It's good that this
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  Speaker 4: is blurred because she is not happy with me this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Little demon cat stare.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, can you see her just like over my shoulder?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, just a little bit white over us.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, don't look at my hoarder house please.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm looking.
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  Speaker 4: I want you guys to stow me my friends after this.
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  Speaker 3: That's it? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Up, I'm in a fucking hotel room, so I only
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  Speaker 2: have room too.
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  Speaker 4: Was hard?
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  Speaker 6: Wow, I slept in a tent in your guest room.
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  Speaker 6: I think we're good.
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  Speaker 7: James, who knows where he slept.
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  Speaker 3: An alley somewhere behind a dumpster.
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  Speaker 4: While he was on the roof, I was on the roof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my house is just a little less horder esque.
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  Speaker 1: I got rid of that incredible amount of makeup. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I talked about that last time. No,
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  Speaker 1: I know, so I used to. There was a children's
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  Speaker 1: theater in Portland called the Organ Children's Theater, and there's
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  Speaker 1: the administrative side is still there and they're working on
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: building themselves back up so that they can produce shows again.
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  Speaker 1: But I was part of their Young Professionals company, where
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  Speaker 1: it's like kids from fourteen to eighteen or thirteen eighteen
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  Speaker 1: that are serious about doing theater professionally in different regards
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  Speaker 1: and they get their own specialty focused classes as well
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  Speaker 1: as excuse me, access to theater professionals where they can
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  Speaker 1: do like one on one intensives things like that, working
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  Speaker 1: with industry professionals to know what it's like to work
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  Speaker 1: in theater professionally. Well, unfortunately, as they were downsizing, they
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  Speaker 1: had probably one hundred and fifty to two hundred pounds
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  Speaker 1: worth of makeup like ben Ny Graftobian cry Alou and
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  Speaker 1: like all of it that was donated to them, but
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  Speaker 1: because they weren't going to be actively producing a show
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  Speaker 1: or anything like that, they didn't know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with it. So I taught a young professionals course on
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  Speaker 1: special effects makeup and gave way a bunch of it
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  Speaker 1: to the young professionals. And because it was such a
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  Speaker 1: and this happened in the spring that they give all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff to me. The summer was so incredibly busy
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't have time to go to my community
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  Speaker 1: theater friends. In fact, like one of my friends, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, can I just drop off a big old
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  Speaker 1: back of makeup to you and you can sort through it,
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  Speaker 1: take it the stuff out the door. So I finally
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  Speaker 1: got the rest of it to the east Side theater
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  Speaker 1: company is YEP, which is currently producing a Wizard of Oz.
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  Speaker 3: And so all like the green purples.
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  Speaker 2: The yellows and oranges, we are out of green.
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  Speaker 3: So it's gonna go to good use and it's going
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  Speaker 3: from one children's theater to another.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's all sice like that in my living
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  Speaker 1: room because so much was like donated to me, and
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  Speaker 1: like this rapid fire fashion is like like a hoarder's house,
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  Speaker 1: like for.
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  Speaker 3: James take it. I do props work, yes, And so
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  Speaker 3: I have one of my pies that I made. Is
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  Speaker 3: it blurring?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Just like a key lime? What is this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Basically is that cocking? Is that what you use for
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  Speaker 4: the whip cream?
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  Speaker 2: It's like a cock, and you used your cock on
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  Speaker 2: the pie.
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  Speaker 1: I used my cock on the pie. It's very creamy of.
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  Speaker 2: A beautiful cock.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much. I had to really
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  Speaker 3: squeeze it out.
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  Speaker 2: What was up for like a theater thing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did it for Broadway ROAs Theater Company for their
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  Speaker 1: production Waitress n And it's a lightweight spackling.
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  Speaker 3: So the cream the center of the pie.
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  Speaker 1: That is heavyweight spackling because it gives me more structure
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  Speaker 1: and a smoother surface.
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  Speaker 3: And then I use the lightweight as piping. So because
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  Speaker 3: it looks more like lic.
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  Speaker 2: Cream, it looks like a legit pie. I don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know how somebody learns how to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, trial and error boyfriends associated.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, and then you have things like this,
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  Speaker 1: which I did.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like a pecan pie. It's oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: He needs to do like a hot dog aspect? What works?
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: And you know, like words Jello.
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  Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with those, Okay, aspect aspect is the savory
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  Speaker 4: version of those jello molds from like the fifties and sixties,
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  Speaker 4: with the Aaron's obsessed with.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you just have to make one out of spackle.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you don't want to know. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: come up with an aspect that is, uh a shrimp
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  Speaker 4: cocktail aspect?
• 10:21
  Speaker 7: Oh god, bp MCA cheese hot long bits.
• 10:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I don't remember her name, but there's this YouTuber that
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: does or TikToker, I don't know, but she dresses up
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  Speaker 1: like a nineteen fifties housewife and like redes these jello
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  Speaker 1: things or classic cocktail things, and she did with like
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  Speaker 1: Vienna sausages, and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was just revolting to look at and like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you've ever had a Vienna sausage, but those
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  Speaker 3: things are no very gross. They're disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: No, weren't we talking about those one day?
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  Speaker 4: Like I bought a thing and now.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where she's looking for.
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  Speaker 3: It's for the best.
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  Speaker 7: Errand so you're saying, if you tried to make that aspect,
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  Speaker 7: you'd barf.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying you'd refuse.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I would refuse. If it was necessary,
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  Speaker 1: I would do it.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna commission it, no, with all like a mini figure.
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  Speaker 2: Of bowling girls in it.
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  Speaker 4: Sadly, the only thing I can find on my desk
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  Speaker 4: is my red bean pastries, the tayakis that I have.
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: But before they could do you like red bean well,
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: I like those sesame balls that you can get it.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, they're kind of like that, but this
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: is more like a like a waffle texture. Yeah, and
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: then inside is the red bean paste. I get them
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: at this Asian grocer that's over here in Beaverton, and
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  Speaker 4: they're pretty good. They're even better when they have like
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: ice cream and stuff. But that's made like live in
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  Speaker 4: front of you, not here.
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  Speaker 3: I was I going in there and just grabbing something
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: random and being like, well, i'll try it. I've had
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: some sausage, and then I think.
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  Speaker 4: I actually might have thrown the can of Vienna sausage
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  Speaker 4: away now and I'm thinking about it well, because I
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  Speaker 4: was suppest to eat it like Season Girl, yeah, like
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: season one or two, and the shelf life on those
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  Speaker 4: is shocking. But I think I did finally throw it away.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Did it come up on an episode? I don't remember
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: why we were talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think I think it was one of
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: the times they were putting like a spread out on
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  Speaker 4: the table for a cast or something, and someone mentioned
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Vienna sausages and we all kind of looked sick to
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: our stomach. So I thought, I'll eat one on air.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: What a fun thing, and oh right, But but then I've.
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: Never had season two, episode nine.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: For it, a little encyclopedia over here, so they can
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: just floated around my desk for like quite a while.
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  Speaker 4: And then I think I did was amazing.
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  Speaker 9: It was like, put my sasage in your mouth, put
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  Speaker 9: me in charge, you wen, he's got.
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  Speaker 1: Like old.
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  Speaker 4: I like that. I'm recasting myself immediately and giving James
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: the role of the into the toilet for months.
• 13:30
  Speaker 8: Yes, do you like high levels of sodium?
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy my slimy texture.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, well we had mister McTavish from a friend of
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: the show, Aaron Randolph, and now we have Ghost, the
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Ghost of the Sausage Aaron Throwaway.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my slimy meat products.
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  Speaker 4: Your house.
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  Speaker 1: You're like looking an actual good sausage and the can
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: like peaks around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you going now?
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Like, does I thought we had something in this character
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  Speaker 4: we've now invented. Do you think that sausage is still
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: in the can or like, do you think one sausage
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: is like poking up? Yeah, and he's like got his
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: little meat juice like hand dribbles. Yeah, Like he's got
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: a little like it's.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of that evil slime from Ghostbusters too, that just
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: constantly seeps out like there's an unlimited supply.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: It's just constantly coming.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Out of his can. So the creepy ship that's on
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: my dog's food that I'm always like, well, yeah, this
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: is like yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: When you open wet dog food, like it's like yelling
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: stuff on the top.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what's sausage can. It's like right on the
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: top layer and it's between each.
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  Speaker 2: Little I'm like, I'm glad you like this because.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gon grape scrape scrap tick on my inner can.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna take a sip of my everyday dose.
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  Speaker 3: On my solid fingers now, my every day.
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  Speaker 4: Dose taste solid fingers, salad fingers.
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  Speaker 2: God, that's internet callback.
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  Speaker 1: Look, my mental image is that you're using a fork
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  Speaker 1: to like scrape the inside, and so of course solid fingers.
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  Speaker 4: Why would you want I don't. I guess if you're
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: poor enough, you might scrape the inside of that container.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: But based on the jelly you're telling me is in there,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, this might be an overshare.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason I have this visceral image and pull
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: that out of the ether is because my dad actually
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: loves Vienna sausages. And he will straight up sit on
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: his chair in the living room and with a fork
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  Speaker 1: and just straight up.
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  Speaker 2: Like I can't, I can't look.
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  Speaker 1: I think I could always smell it before I saw
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  Speaker 1: him eating it, and I was just like, nope, not going.
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  Speaker 2: In the living room, my mom. Can we put him
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: on a home? Is it too early?
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  Speaker 4: Your dad's forty?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was a small farm. We could have
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: just taken him out bag.
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  Speaker 2: He's got cram, he's on the roof.
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  Speaker 3: We got to go.
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  Speaker 2: Bolds down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we got a runner, all right, So
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  Speaker 4: we gotta make miss James. Yeah, we have to make
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  Speaker 4: James a p in a sausage aspect. Now that's my
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: mission in life.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't you could not?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually don't hate you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what if it's fake, would you still hate it?
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  Speaker 2: Would appreciate the proper work.
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  Speaker 1: I would appreciate that, that's true. Yeah, and Aaron's a
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  Speaker 1: prop maker, so I would take that. I would take that.
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  Speaker 2: Great it and give her notes.
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  Speaker 4: Probably do it in like a resin mold for you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if it was absolutely trophies.
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  Speaker 4: Float this sausage in the actual resins.
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  Speaker 3: No gin, I respect yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Why no one else does.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember those like weird sugar cookie ornaments that
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: were popular for a time where they would like shellac
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  Speaker 4: a real cookie.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: This was like they should like a real cook No.
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  Speaker 4: Late eighties, early nineties and like.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: You salt dough, but it's different.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I remember.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: The salt dough. Yeah, but like maybe this was like
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: a bougie soco thing. I don't know. But we'd go
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: places where they'd have like actual like gingerbread type cookies,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: but they had been like encased in like shelac so
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: that they didn't spoil, and they were so gross looking.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's because at some point in like the eighties,
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: maybe no one knew about the salt. I don't know,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: but they would get to be weird colors sometimes because
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: it was food trapped and ship and now we have
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: fake food and people know how to make lovely.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Things like rotting inside of there.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. Like we also made like apple ornaments where
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: you let it like turn into like a withered, dried
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: out apple core and then you put a hat and
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: a beard on it. We did some fuss that I've
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: never seen that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's very much like a depression era
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: thing where they would just take you wasted, nothing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Right, they used it all.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Now it's if you're in your depression era.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: This is my Taylor Swift depression era.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: That's after the breakup. That's your depression.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Shake it off.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Someone will love me, oh man, this will love.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Me from the side.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: So what you're eating at eight a m.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I just want to this.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: This is a callback to two episodes ago. Now I
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: think here's my unopened tea.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: That was years ago. Oh yeah, tea she got in.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I finally am home taste. So I'm going to have
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: this later. But we did talk about this. It's the
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Kwanzu milk Oolong tea. And so it's premium oolong with
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: sweet milk, light orchid and camellia. So I'm gonna make
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: this later so I will report back to OTL Nation.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I'm sorry, I missed sports what my
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: team lost, so there's no Steeler Nation. So now there's
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: OTL Nation. And wait, sorry, James has never heard me
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: do my babe. I can't do it now.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: He is like a horn bag.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: It's so bad. And I used to do it all
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: the time on the Fink Show. Over Yeah, I don't
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: even know how to do it now.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: They made it name horn same.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they made a turtle version of the Yeah, so
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: turtles having sex make this like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so good.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: That's my text notification for.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Turtle.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: But not only do they have this like orchid blooming
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: penis thing like like, they also have to sound like
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: a dying squeaky and like you can tell it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: They put so much effort into it too, like they're
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: little giving every house forward. The mouse wide is it can.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Be cornery, Yeah, going out doing what they like.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: And that's why turtles can't do poppers. That's why.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Did you try to give one to a.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Turtle we're recording. I can't confess to anything. I'm sorry.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That's smart.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Smart Peter would be all over there.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Oh god, But like what if Pamela Anderson showed up
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: and was like, I want to talk to you about
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: the animals. Don't give poppers to turtles.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Don't give Liam Neeson's dick some attention. That's their dating now.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: For me.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I met in the Naked Gun movie.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's sweet. I also think it's sweet
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: that she is like, you don't have to wear makeup, ladies,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: and she's like not doing the whole makeup thing anymore.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: No makeup, no more.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I almost never did, like it's a rarity to see
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: me in makeup, although I do wear makeup all week.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Business trips make me play makeup.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: He's a business traveler woman, girl boss.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Fancy.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I I also had to put on makeup while I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: was traveling in December. So I feel I feel you,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: but in a different way, but.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Was much better. It was fun makeup.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like fun character makeup.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: So you you did. Let's talk about what you did
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: since we last saw you, because you did a lot.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: He wants to, like exhaustly just thinking about it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like we shreck for sure?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You played shreck.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, So in October. There is a farm here in
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oregon called Bowman Farms and they do a fall festival
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: and uh, they oftentimes will have characters come out for
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the weekends where it's busier. They want more like character
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: engagement and things like that. And so for this year,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: one of the days I was Shrek and so it
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: was a full over the head which is funny.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: It was they made me wear a bald cap.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: It was so weird because then I have this like
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: really smooth bald cap skin texture and then actual skin
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: and then the prostheticit.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: For the years it was it was really funny.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Are you doing the Scottish accent? Oh?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Everybody was asking me what a donkey was and I'm like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: he's off with the dragon.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Of course. No, I don't care if they want take
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: see I was Shrek. I was also tin Man.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh like like hit like it's over tin Man
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: classic tin Man was in Woodsman, so you obviously don't
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: have that same aversion to it's Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: No.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I used some of the makeup that was given to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: me for Morgan Children's Theater and nice this crazy. So
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I used a metallic like cream paint as like a foundation,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and then ben n has this metallic powder that I
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: used as a setting powder to like go over the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: top of that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I was so shiny. I was almost like chrome. Is
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: how shiny my face was. It was kind of ridiculous.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: In my head. It's the stuff my nail lady uses
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: on my nails sometimes to get the chrome effect. Like
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: that's what you've used on your face?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Did you put it on.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: And go witnessed me? Oh my god, my god, I'm
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: gonna call you bick now, even though that's not the
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: ten Man anywhere.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Mocked because.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never called big. Really, have you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Read the backstory of the Tin Woodsman and like how
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: he actually came to be that way, like in.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: The Gregory Maguire one, or in like the traditional the
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Frank Bomb, the Frank baumb you mean the original.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: The original if I'm remembering this correctly. He he's in
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: love with the witch's sister, and the witch gets jealous,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and so she curses his axe, and the axe slowly
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: basically chops him up, like it chopped off his leg,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: and so he replaces his leg with a tin leg,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and then he chops off his other leg and he
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: replaces that leg, and then you know, his arm, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: then his torso, and then eventually the axe chops off his.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Head and he gets his head replaced with a tin head.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: But that's why he doesn't have a heart, is because
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the axe chopped it out.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: But he had to keep his dick right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: It's like a telescoping, uh like a spyglass or a telescopes.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: It's like a choose a dick size thing or like
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: one of those table or uh legs where you can
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: like choose the height.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: You got a crank.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Arm, frank at it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's that's fucked up. Bob was on some
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: drugs to be honest, like for sure, like although nothing
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: is more terrifying than the what is it? Returned to
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: oz the like eighties media Saruka bull the heads.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know man, like the wheelers.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Wheelers are weird.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen that one with fruz of ball turn
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: to worth checking out.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, so picture this. The evil queen out has this
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: like massive closet that would make you so excited to
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: put like all your like costume pieces and things, and
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: except it's full of fucking heads. Because instead of just
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: like changing her wig, this bitch shooses to replace her
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: entire head, and the heads are all like aware and
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: they're staring at Dorothy. And if that's not enough night
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: fuel Yeah, if that's not enough Nightmare of fuel way
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: for it. These things called the Wheelers, which are essentially
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: people that's hands and feet have been replaced with wheels,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: are chasing Dorothy through thing. Yeah. They's terrifying. Their arms
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: are long because they've got the still like things that
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: sort of like Delly Tamer used for the animals, and
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: they've got that sort of extension.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And Dorothy's getting electro.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: It's all fucked.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: It is a fucking upsetting film.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Doesn't the one call her mommy Jack the pumpkin.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Guy, Yeah, yeah, mommy Yeah, and her friend's weird pumpkinheaded
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: guy that's like a hybrid star crow.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: And then the things we watched his children, it's.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Like a sofa with a moose head. They make it
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: come to life.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: He's like I shouldn't be Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: He literally is aware that he's an abomination and says
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: it multiple times.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: This was for children.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Actually, the Alice in Wonderland mini series from the
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: eighties with like uh uh, I can't think of his name,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: The Beatle no one cares about Ringo Star. Is that
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: the one with Whoopy and she's a cheshire cat or something?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that one has this scene with the Jabberwocke coming
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: like into this room that like I might still pee
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: my pants today if I see it. Like they really
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: really hated us in the eighties as children. I'm just
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: let's fuck them up. Yeah, therapy for everybody. You get
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: it there right in the middle of a Pewee Herman movie.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: We're gonna scare the shit out, yeah, large mars.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I mean there is a part of me that is
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: here for it, Like you know, the classic things from
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the holidays, like crampis and stuff, and how that was
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: like digitally terrified for children I have there is a
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: place in my heart where I'm like, let's bring that back.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Let's bring back a little bit of that fun, spooky, spooky.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm fine, anapough, but like when someone's child, why
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: are you so into like horror movies and murder shows.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, let me talk to you about eighties. I'm
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: broken for children, here's why. And let's not get started
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: on Get Along Gang and how that taught me I'd
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: be kidnapped and bullied.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: It'll be a daily problem for you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, daily.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Get over one trauma and you have another one that
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: pops up.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: I'll get kidnapped twice in at a twenty minute kids show?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Is what that cartoon?
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Tap?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: All right? Enough about me?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Or do you want more from me?
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Anybody?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Sure? Yeah?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: The holidays didn't just stop there. Yes, so make up
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: on tour and everything. This year for the Santa Rival
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Christmas Tree Lighting Tour, which took us to Boise, Idaho,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: two locations in Washington and Salt Lake City, Utah. Wow,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: toy soldier on stilts and then being an empty and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: then this is my first year officially as a Santa.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Oh in the house.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wondrous are the most adorable Santa. I played that.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I immediately was like mom, Dad, look it out. Cutie
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: is as Santa. And they were like okay, and I
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: was like, no, no, this is the guy that was
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: roxy and that's no lady. And they're like, okay, that's fine,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: you have friends. Really look what I had done.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I like the I like how we saw the mannequin
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: disco god that.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Was and your lamp you posted a little little lamp.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that I don't know where it came from,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: but I just have this affinity for oil lamps. I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: think that one that the warmth that you get from
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: it's really nice. The light is really nice. And when
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I saw that thing in the vintage mall, I was like,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: holy shit, I must have it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: This must be mine.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I went to the Enchanted
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Forest together all the time as a kid, and one
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: of the things you could get in there, like gift
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: shop or whatever, was this like three inch tall, actually
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: functioning lamp. And I have no idea where it went,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: but I did oftentimes use it. It could only burn for
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: like two or three hours before it ran out of fuel,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: but it was just the cure.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I like, I thought you were going to say two
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: or three minutes, andthing was whoa but.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: A lot.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kristin and I are immediately sad that they don't
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: still have those, and we didn't buy them while we
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: were there, by the.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Way, Yeah, that's fair. I'm sad for you.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, next time I'll look online.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: I do think with the right uh cinematographer and makeup
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: artists that you could make a very scary horror film
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: that Enchanted Forest. Despite how much I love it. You
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: could easily turn that into Nightmare of Fuel, where you're
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: like trapped alone on a mountain in an abandoned theme
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: park kind of the thing.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Did you ever see that film Nights of Is it
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: bad as bad Ass?
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: No?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know what you're talking about. Helping Peter Dinklie.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Peter Dinklie was in it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And it's basically LARPing festival and somehow this demon is
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: accent like that. This guy finds this old ancient book.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, this is gonna be perfect for LARPing,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and so he takes it to this festival and.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Reads from it and never read from the book.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Unleash is a demon and it's like this fun, friendly whatever, goofy,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: geeky environment. But then at the same time people's like
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: faces are.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Being ripped open.
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: That sounds fun.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Nights of Badass it's either badass.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Or bad ass dumb or something.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: And it's nights like of the Round Table.
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, can.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: The nights I was making myself.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Kind nights Nights all right?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what do you guys think? Do
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: you wanna you want to head into the Yeah, the
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: knitty gritty of this Golden Girls World.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: The season it went like you should.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Lick that cheesecake just like you.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Heah, you go.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: Season three, episode four is called The Housekeeper. The original
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: air date was October seventeenth, nineteen eighty seven, directed by
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: Terry Hughes, written by Winifred Harvey, star Warsh Okay, what
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: do you think the Housekeeper will be?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: She got married?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, her name fluctuates in the credits. It's like when
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: she'll go back, Yeah, like if she she was mad
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: or not.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: It's very weird.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: You didn't like her Vienna sausages.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: The Housekeeper. I know what this one's about. This is
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: a detective episode where they're trying to find out what
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: happened to Cocos.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: For Coco all right, that's it fine, he was in
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: the pilot, James or if we don't know?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: And then the Housekeeper for.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: A safe it's a safe assumption that, like most of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the lore or the trivia on Golden Girls, I don't
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: know what.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: But what do you think The Housekeeper will be about?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I think The Housekeeper is about a they need some
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: help taking care of the house, and so they bring
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: someone in to be a housekeeper. But it turns out
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: that this person is not who they say they are.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's like he's been in television.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: It's so weird. Have you seen this?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: So did I nail it?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: It's pretty close.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Now you kids have to say, who will be the
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: hardest for Aaron to pain?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Is the villain of the four gals?
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm thinking Rose.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Oh this is back to back Rose?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Is that okay with you? James?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm on it with Rose. I think you
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: know she's going to be all about this new housekeeper.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: Right, and it's Blanche's house, so I could see her
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: being more critical to a housekeeper. So that's why I
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: think Rose would be harder to make the bad guy.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You make it the sweat like how Aaron's like blurring
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: effect sometimes pops onto the microphone and it just looks
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: like it's taking out part of her.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeahant trunk or something.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: What's that happening?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Is that better?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I do have an elephant trunk. Wait, you didn't know
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: that that was my go as good as my is.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It worth it? Let me work, get.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Let me work, let me work it. Fuck you guys,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: let's Uh.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Three episodes. Now that I'm doing some temporary editing, I
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: just want to say three episodes in a row. There's
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: been a moment where we all shoot on Aeron's uh something.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: That's what friends are for.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, these assholes taught me. Uh A group
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: of my friends, including Kristen, taught me about having siblings
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: on a trip recently, and I fucking hated it. So yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I'm good. No, it's fine.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: You used to a princess.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Every family trip at least one.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Because I have an older sister and a younger brother,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: one of us will do or say something and then
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the other two will just rip into that sibling.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm I'm I'm learning to.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: That's why people have anxiety issue.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: It's a love language.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your love language is hate.
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: A fucking idiot, jump, fucking bitch.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: This is why my mom thinks you're a whore.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Also because you're a whore.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: That was said to me. By the way, I mean
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: that checks out. Yeah yeah I can't.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, if the dick fits.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like when someone calls me a cocksucker,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, what.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, You're not wrong?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Twenty dollars.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I woke up behind a dumpster this morning.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you ATLA your kidneys, Yeah.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: That's true, and only half my liver miracles.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Hey, your liver grows back, right, that's the one that
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: kind of like regenerate, regenerate a little bit.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I think not with my alcohol consumption.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: TXT. If you're gonna keep putting up roadblocks, I can't
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: help you, sir.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair. You're trying all right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Well, I think maybe it's time that we go away
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• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Funny, what did you kids think of the episode?
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: It was good, It wasn't like the best, it wasn't
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: the worst. It was just an average episode.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I fell Yeah, I agree.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I actually really like this one. I like Marguerite, I
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: like the character, and I like her outfits, but it's
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: not like the funniest one. You're not wrong, but.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I fully expected her to like be lying about the
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: accent at the end, right, h just drop it and
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: be like, okay, see later.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: As a props person, I enjoyed this episode because it
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: was very props heavy and effect heavy, like the sink exploding,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the very clearly not actually generating any form of heat,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: barbecue right on them, right on top of it, I
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: very stiff hamburger patties.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: You can hear her flip. I had to kind of
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: change the microphone around to play the episode for you guys.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: But uh, I wanted so badly to point out that
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: when she's flipping those burgers and chicken patties, you can
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: hear them like clanking. Also on the grill. It's clearly
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: there's an echo to it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Someone breaking in.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I heard something, squirrel, No, it is one of my
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: chow keys fell off the monitor. I committed suicide. Oh God,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: get out of the house.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a cute thing anymore.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I don't want to wait my large to get colder.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: All right, Anyway, that whole grill scene bothered me when
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I was working on the quiz who.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Grabbed Hamberger patties from the side?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Look, I don't know nobody.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I need names.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: As a man telling us how to grill man splaining
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: the grill.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Which prop person, which clown?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Dare you women do it like that?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Which prop person decided that they should go get like
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: the heaviest waxy plastic food props ever, Like it would
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: have been better to just go buy like three McDonald's
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: hamburgers and throw those on the grill and let them
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: just kind of be gross. Then those heavy plant I
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: do remember.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It's in HD now. It wasn't then. They didn't think
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: people would notice this shit.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: It was the sounds that bothered me. I don't give
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: a shit when there's like a fake baby in a show,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: but this was different. It was that like, I've never
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: flipped a hamburger or a chicken breast on a grill,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: and how to be like thump thumb unless it's still
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: frozen right anyway, that's for me.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: It's like the nuance of practicality or realism, Like when
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: people have like a coffee cup and that's clearly empty
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: and they're just kind of like.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Drives me someone there.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's the weight, Like this cup with the
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: water in it is there's a fear of spilling. But
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: when you put an actor, I guess actors just aren't
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: smart enough to like feel the weight, because it's the
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: same thing with persons with us well, no, but James
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: also does.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Prop motherfuckers hain't spot.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: I think if you were going to carry something on
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: the set, you would put something in it to feel
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: the weight, or you would at last act as if
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: it had weight. If you watch people on like like
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Gilmore Girls was very guilty of this. They always had
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: those like disposable coffee cups, and like Rory would be
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: like Italian talking with this cup of full coffee. Everyone
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: in fucking Stars Hollow would have been covered in hot
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: coffee if that was real life. Yes, it fills me
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: with rage when I see that ship.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And you also hate when the luggage is empty.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Oh the luggage thing. I have carried suitcases my whole life.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I've always been an active traveler, and so when someone's like, WHOA,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: let's go thank grab suitcase.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, there's nothing in there.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: You should your shoulder should hurt at the end of
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: a trip, but your bag is empty. Clearly.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: There have been times I've done props for a show
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: and I've filled suitcases and people are like, James, why
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: is the suitcase so heavy? This is you know it's
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a theater show, Like it's fake. I'm like, because I
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: watched that actor repeatedly pick it up as though it
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: was filled with helium.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're the strong man at the so.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Now props is having to do their job for them.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, and you don't tell them and then they're like.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh amazed, but like an anvil and like a
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: thing I would be dead actors, or you.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Get them used to the weight and then one day
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: you take it all. They're like, I fall backward.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a work I wouldn't do.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I ever put weight in something, I do
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: tell them ahead of time. Like one show I had
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: a bouquet toss and they had to toss it almost
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: all the way across the stage. I don't know if
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you've ever thrown flowers, but there they've got a lot
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: of air resistance and they don't want to fly, and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: so I straight up put bolts, like these massive bolts
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: into like the stalks of.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: The bouquet and then wrapped it in the ribbon.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Well, that was the other reason I wanted wait and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: is because there was a comedy moment where she like, let's.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Go of the bouquet and it just goes to the floor,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: and I thought that was hilarious.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: I one of them also first shows I ever did
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: props on was Pippin.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: And very prop heavy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: That it's so prop heavy, but we had to throw
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: the baby on for.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: You just throw a baby.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: They're talking about baby Pippin or I don't remember, there's
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: any they have a baby, and so I had to
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: like throw this baby on it. So I had to
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: sort of weight the blanket because the actors couldn't catch
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: the baby ever. So it's a very real thing that
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: you have to sort of.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: So there's a moment where the actors have to catch
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: the baby from off stage.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're telling the story of like Pippin being born
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: or something at the beginning, and so and they're like
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: and then Pippin was born or whatever, and so we
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: like throw the bait and then catch the baby and
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: cry sound effect and then they throw the baby off
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: the other side. So I had to have another person
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: on the other side to catch it better if they
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: better if they drop it. Oh shit.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: We did a production of the Marriage of Bet and
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Boo and we straight up dropped a baby from the
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: grid so that we're like and then they had a
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: baby and this baby doll.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Just like cook, Wait, what's the grid?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: The grid is the structure overs a theater stage that
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: has a pulleys for all of the theatrical.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Scenes, a lot of feet.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like a twin first persidium, and
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: so there's all this space for this doll to travel.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: And yeah, we waited it so that it would just
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: clunk to the floor.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Your baby said now, and so like there was.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: No recognition that a baby had just fallen from the
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: guy and slammed into the floor. We would like walk
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: up to it on the floor, picke and be like, oh,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: look at our sweet little child.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: And then same thing. Yeah, just fastage baby was something mighty.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: Armstet out of my life.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: After being the prop master for Pippen at like I
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: don't know, fourteen or fifteen years old and developing all
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: of that shit, I'm very critical when I see it
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: and I'm actually seeing Pippin up here in Portland in
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: like a week or so.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a few friends in that production.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Oh really very cool, baby.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Man, please don't heckle.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: I actually own a prop slash costume from a college
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: production of Pip and I saw years later, because I
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: U there's a scene where they're doing it talking about
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: maps and stuff and Pippen and I love I did.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I did pull out maps that they could dance with,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: and they were like scrolls. This college theater I saw
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: would always do like sales at the end of their season,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: and they would get rid of things that they weren't
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: gonna need for any reason. And the map for the
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: war as a science song at that school, was painted
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: onto a girl. It was like a white leotard and
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: she put her arms out and it was the map.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And so I owned by the girl.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: No, I just bought the costume because it was so
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: beautifully painted. Spoiler alert. It's like a size double zero
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: And no matter how then I've ever been in my life,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: my bones are.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: The size gross.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's so small, but I do somewhere in
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: my storage, I have that costume.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's really cool.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's super cool.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I like that. That's a good idea.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't mine though, so well, don't tell.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Anyone that part.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: You know what was my idea though?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Did this whole show?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: To do this show? Yeah, yeah, to bring me one,
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: have us meet James.
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: Thank you, one of her best ideas ever.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Sitting on you. Now, we love you, we love you, praise.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Erin and then you cun it off, just to we're clear.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Just for anyone listening whacking off James, please don't poop
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: on me. Feel free to tease me like I'm your sibling.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: That was bad timing.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: They'll tell me when to wax off.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Oh god, my hobby For those at home, my hobby
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: is not pooping on Aaron.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think either one of them.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I know we're supposed to hang out soon, but I
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: have to cancel that.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Where your maples, you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Don't poop on me. I can't fit in the maples.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put it on like my thigh is what
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I put it on.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Poop on me?
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: All right, you know what, let's uh, let's comic where
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: it's like a little flower in Hell or something like that, and.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: It's like pe on me. Oh it's Charlie the unicorn.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: O Nobliever, that one, well, that's one of the episodes, but.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then't know there were more episodes.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: He like goes into is it hell or a cave
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and there's this like little flower
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: growing out of a crack, and it's.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Like, pee on me. I'm so thirsty, p on me.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, this is kind of weird, but okay,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: and so he starts to peeing.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh God, it's going up by Oh God.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: You don't need to know about your sexual awakening.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: He's in the Unicorns.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I really thought that I was gonna use all let's
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: wipe this light clean poop wiping joke earlier, but now
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, let's just move on. Uh, it's time
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: for It's time for the Queen. All right, we have
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: a show.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: We have more to do.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: We've got magic to do.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the show is just for you. The
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Steven Schwartz right now somewhere is like, we're gonna fucking
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: charge that podcast for this episode.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll get some notoriety, okay, m hm hm.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: The Older Girls Podcast rips Off.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Sued by Stephen schwar all right.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: And then people are like, oh my god, this must
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: be so controversial. They tune in. They're talking about Vienna sausages.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: People, Little Sunshine. I'm just gonna keep doing the piping jokes.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Now, all right, let's do the pip in the podcast.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that. Let's do the quiz. Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Just as a reminder, please let me finish the question.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: It's entirety. Your name is your buzzer. It's not my
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: fault if you have a multi syllabic name. Jimmy know
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I did. It's just a callback.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I just meant so it would be too so bols.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like Jimmy. I guess about Jimbo.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Yack only because I love that that queen. But no,
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: not Jimbo either.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna just start the quiz and if no one
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: wants to play, that's fine, but I'm gonna say, all right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: let's do it. What two wedding gifts is Sophia considering
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: for Phil's daughter Kristen.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: You guys came to play.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: They came to play. It was Kristen. Unfortunately, James, I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: so sorry.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Good No kristin the Dominatrix comes out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, all right. What were the two options?
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: A lace, table claw or fifty dollars towards the neck?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, I wonder how much a neck is?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Eighty seven? Apparently less than or more than fifty dollars? Right, yeah,
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: all right?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: What does Dorothy tell Sophia to go ahead and give
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: as the gift?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Kristin?
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Yes, the tablecloth?
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yay, Kristin, write that one down, well done, right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: The first housekeeper they interview spent some time in San
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Quentin during those fifteen years. How many times does she
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: say she saw Johnny Cash Gina fuckay Kristin?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Eight times?
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Next one, roses grandparent, it's got together because of a
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: love potion. It wasn't really a potion.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: What was it, Kristen? Yes, it was a footsow that
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: he accidentally swallowed.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: That's what that was. I couldn't quite understand what she said,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: and so I was like.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know, all right, Well, do better, guys.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: A solve anonguint and ointment ointment?
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: All right? You know, I like a good list.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: What are Dorothy's grievances with Marguerite?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: How many do you want?
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: She had three, so probably the three or as many
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: of the three as possible. Whoever gives me the most
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: of the three?
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Gina?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, she was late.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: She put a rock under her bed. She didn't clean
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: the toilet.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, well you got one of them, yay, anyone else
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: have more than one? And it gets the point.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I guess it a shot. I only remembered late.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, late didn't clean.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: She's habitually late. She's broken quite a few glasses. And
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: she threw out People magazine before. I'm sure she got
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: a chance to read it.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Oh not the prison.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: But she didn't actually throw it out, but she thought
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: she did.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: That was her grievance where those look don't fight with me. Bish.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: She hit Rose in the head with that People magazine
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: very hard.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I think every time she hits Rose.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: It's getting more aggressive.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I feel, well, there's the one I don't know, the prison,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: the episode that we did with the where the People Come.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I think it was the like the neighbor one. Yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: she hits her with something in that one, I think,
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: and she hits her so hard her hair stays messed up.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: For like the rest of this.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm pretty sure she full hit.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was a guest for that one, and
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: that was when you guys introduced me. Those two performers
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: did not like each other.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just that, like they could work together,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: but they were never going to be friends in the
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: world world kind of. It wasn't like a Fred and
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: ethel Merch situation, but it wasn't comfortable either, right, all right,
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: well let's move on. Okay, what's the third reason that
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Rose says Marguerite is having an absolutely positive impact on
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: the family or the group of girls.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I know the outside of it, but I don't remember
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: the name. We'll give her what she got, James. Yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: it's because a certain star returned to television.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: I'll give you that. Oh yeah, since, Yeah, that's fine.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: It's a sanity Duncan is back on TV?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Was that it? Yeah?
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, okay, what were the other two unless that's
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: a question.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Oh well, so no, it's not. So that's just the
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: third reason in the list. Her first reason was that
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Dorothy's sleeping better, and her second reason was that Norman
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: is interested in Blanche. Okay, why is Marguerite late? The
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: first time that we see her be late? On the show.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: Kristen, Yes, she had to pluck a hair from the
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: chin of a dwarf.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Yep, maybe it was the doctor guy that Rose dated
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: a little dude.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: No one, there was a little person. Rose dates a
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: little person. Anyway, Blanche says she'll never be able to
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: open her blouse again. What fighting remark does Dorothy give her?
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what does she say?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: James? What a blight on humanity?
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: That's pretty close. Does anyone else have the exact words?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: If not, I'm going to give James the point.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: What'd you think it was, Gina?
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like it's the end of Western
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: society or something.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give it to James because, uh, it's
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: it's a dark day in the history of mankind.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it to him.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Oh well, you at least knew.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: That it was about dark and like Yuanity, So I
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: feel like that was the close. Okay, this next question
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: in biology only, as in, don't answer any more than that.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: What was the situation with missus Gundersen?
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Kristen, Yes, that were eighty percent ovaltine? Correct, mm hmm,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Remember to drink your ovaltine.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: That's the science. It's a chromey commercial.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had ovaltine?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: It's not good.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: That's thing.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Weird.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it tastes like chocolate medicine to me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 10: I just it was no good.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: It's got a weird like consistency.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: It's like sick milk.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: You ever just put milk in your mouth and the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: hershey syrup like the kid from Step by Step.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I think once because of Step by Step, Yeah, I would.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: I want to try that. I was like, this dumb,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: not as a habit, but yes, I too did the step.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: This is the only time I want to copy something
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: on TV.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: It was some executive that was like, we're going to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: mess people up and we're going to make them shake
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: milk in their mouths.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, It's like, yes, Cody, Why did I never try this?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: The next question, when it came to World War One?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: What did Missus Gunderson tell the mustard gas was Christine's Yes, Kristen.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: Eating too many hot dogs?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, which is legitimate.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not a lie. It's not exactly historically accurate. Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: No, And I love a good part joke, right.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Who doesn't?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: How can you not.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: All right when it that's oh sorry, Hi, I'm reading
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: the same question again. So my first time using a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: different hot dogs?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Hot Dogs? Can I have a point?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: No, you'll have to bring in faster than Kristen to
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: get a point. We're gonna put a delay on her buzzer.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: This'll be like when Eddie Murphy is on ESNL. We're
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: gonna put like just a slight delay on hers. All right.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: What two things does Dorothy say? Our afrodisiacts?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, jans, yes, vodka and black pants?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: All right, yep, Wait, Christen, did you just give that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: I was trying to find where it was in my notes,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: and I didn't find it fast enough because like as
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: I was saying it, You're like, like, I found it,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: it's too late.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: It's just to find it in her notes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: All right, because I had like three lines of notes
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: before that, but Aaron skipped over all that stuff.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: So how dare you Aaron?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Oh it's my fault. No, clearly, what drops on the
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: LINAI while the girls are talking? Oh my god, I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: don't even know. Kristen said the first part of her
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: name first, James finished first, and I heard h at
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: the end, So Gina was definitely last. I think it
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: was Kristen because I heard the first It's hard.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to tell that crow parachutist. Was he
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: a crow? I thought he was a two can.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: She called I wrote crow question mark, and then later,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: just after that, they called him a crow.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I was very distracted by his calves and those yellow tights.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Right, here's the christ and got it right. But just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: so we're clear, it's a man wearing a parachute and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: a two can costume. But later Blanche calls him crow man,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: and I put also accept crow man as answer in
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: my notes.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Yea on IMDb he's black crow.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was one thousand percent can can prosthetic
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: or like mask thingy. And then the actual plumage was
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: the all black of.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: The plumage all right, legs yeah.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: James was like, look at those caves.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Look up that man. Follow your nose, baby.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: Whoa fruit loops? No, okay, I don't know that, really,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: they don't know what I don't know. Look, I don't know.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: The next during the depression, Rose got a block of coal.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: What did she get every other year for her birthday?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Gina? Yes, freshly carved wooden shoes.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, Gina on the board.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: That's her second point. So she's already been on the port.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because you got one out of three on
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: the list. Really, all right, right, good job, and I'm
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: in last place as per usual. Where did Sophia say
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: she was brought up?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Gina?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, in a cave.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, holy shit, Gina is smoking fire? All right? What
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: major television event does Sophia take credit for?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: Kristin? Yes, Shelley long leaving cheers.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Yep, that's uppity white woman as I didn't like that.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: All right, last line, it's time. I would like to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: know what the last line of the show was Kristin.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, it was Sophia, and she said I shuddered to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: think what was under that dress?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yep?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed. All right, So I think we all know
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: who won, but can you give us the point totals please?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: And last is Aaron with zero point? Well, I don't
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: know that we needed to highlight that about actual points.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: You're in Randolph for seconds.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: Gina and James are tied with three.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: And I won with ten.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Holy ship balls. We're going to congratulations.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to delay her on the next Come on, James,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: you got to bring it. Yeah, what the hell I thought?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I did I thought I did. Okay, this time you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: took great? Oh it is?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, don't patronize him for free bringing bringing
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: her hard almost all the questions. I just buzzed in
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: faster so quick. Have gotten your first cocktails on me? Now, buddy?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Oh you're getting cocktails patronizing me?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: No, because well, because I'm the producer, like I'm the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: umbrella producer, and I just I don't want you to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: be sad that one of the yeah, you know what,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: buy me a drink? The fuck you?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now I know I'm a real friend
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: because you're shitting on me.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: Oh thank you.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a martini and put a Bienna sausage and no,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I'm looking.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: No, just do a dirty martini, but only use the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Vienna sausage jelly instead of the olive juice it goes
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: to eat it.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I just had this visceral like I mentally imagined,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: like one of those chunks going into your mouth.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: It would be like a well, you'd shake it so
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: the jelly would dissipate, but it would be like one
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: of those pimental loafs where you have like the olive
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: and the meat flavor. You're welcome.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I wanna sausage Martini's.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: I have never wished more than this minute that this
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: was a video podcast, because listeners, the look on all
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: three of the other people in those rooms faces is
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: just so upset. But it's kind of how I felt
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: when they cancel eighteen ninety nine John Fink. Anyway, let's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: let's move on.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he did that.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: It's like when you walk into someone else's fart cloud
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: and it's like they just had taco bell and it's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: just nasty.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I gave my first one step up, Loch its living alone?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Are you walking into your.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Mark drops.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: No, everybody likes their own cooking. I can't shrek.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: I can't. That was fat basket.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, well the same boys.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: Basically, I mean yeah, well, by that rationale, if you
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: just like closed your eyes and listened to so I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: married an axe murderer, I guess head, you know shreks
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: in that man too, thoughts new.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Paper one and wrote it into the ground like.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Jealous, so jealous. Excuse me?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I ordered a large coffee. Have you seen that movie, James? No,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: so I married an X.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Murder Never I've seen scenes from that so I knew
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: that voice you were talking about.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: But right at the beginning, Yeah, he goes to that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: coffee like an orange on a TUESD I ordered coffee
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: and it's one of those like giant like coffee.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: He dressed like a nark. I am a nark.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, God, that movie is good. I'm gonna watch that
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: good movie.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I'm little I supports So I married an X Murderer.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Checked it out, kids dropped dead, gorgeous and so I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: married an axe murder a an ax murder murder. Their
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: hills all die on? All right?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: Should do trim?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Hello, please do don't need that.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Paula Kelly was Marguerite.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: She was on Night Court and in Soilent Green It's Peopall.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Deborah Rose was Midge.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 11: Where the fuck was Midge?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck was Midge?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know why did I write that down?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Was Midge the prison?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she wrote?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: I forgot about her.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I write these down so long?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Oh she is in Beverly Hills another movie movie. I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: love Shelley Long was fucking Shelley Long.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Carl C. R.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: Foglio was Black Crow. He was in He Was the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: Thing in the nineteen ninety four Fantastic four.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: That piece of shit. Oh wow wow, we already went
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: over this.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: So Sophia claims she got rid of Shelley Long In
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: real life people love that character.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: It was just a Shelley.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: They mentioned Abe Vigoda. He was an actor in Fish,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: he was in The Godfather. They mentioned Johnny Cash, the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: American singer.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, he wore plaid. I found a photo.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: Donna Rice was an American activist from the Gary Hart
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: scandal that we've talked about in the past.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: Sandy Duncan was a comedian actress. People said she had
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: a fake eye. She did not actually have a fake eye.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Jean Shallatt had an afro. He was a film critic.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: They mentioned him.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: Tuti was a character on Different Strokes and Facts of laugh.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: I think they were just referencing like a token black character.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: The Orange Bowl is in Miami. It's college football championship game.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: It's normally played on New Year's Day. This aired in October,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: so it was way off season. Gumby They said Sophia
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: is like one of my Gumby is a bendable character.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: And then William Conrad. She said William Conrad was one
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: guy in a jacket and another guy in a pair
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: of pants.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: He was overweight, So I guess that's the joke. I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: don't not really sure what that joke was.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't either or I didn't understand that either.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, he wasn't really tall.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: No oh, I just took it as something that, oh,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Rose is just saying something dumb. Again, it could be.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: Really, it didn't make any sense.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: That checks out so right into us if you know
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: about William Conress.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's because she was the villain.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Tell us about a janet.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: But here's why Rose is a villain. First of all,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: here's here's the like easy thing. I want to look
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: at you guys, I'm gonna look at the camera for this.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Woh.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Rose is the villain because of her stories. First of all,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: we've started to like acknowledge that they're asking if they
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: have time to run or if they have to listen.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: So that's thing one, like she's so annoying. They're trying
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: to figure out the speed at which they run.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: O H.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Then she's the first one to say that Dorothy always
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: looks like that and has those bags all the time
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: in her eyes.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Rude.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I got yelled at for helping Aaron with that one.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Then she says that Dorothy looks the meanest. Okay, rude.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: When they're about to fire Marguerite, she runs over and
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: hugs her and says, I'm so sorry so that it
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: looks like she had nothing to do with something she
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: was very much a part of. Fucking villainous. Then she
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: doesn't pay attention to the conversation where Marguerite is being
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: fired and goes, you're fired, fucking rude listening to the conversation,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: and also, don't yell at someone, you're bitch. Next she
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: breaks the lounge chair on the Linai with her fat ass.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: She sits down and totally breaks the chair. And we're
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: gonna call that voodoo. That's rude, you broke, okay, rude.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Next she eats velveta straight out of the box. That's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: that's criminal. That's actually not villainous. That's criminal. No one
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: does that. That is to add into things when you
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: need an easy melt cheese in the eighties, That is
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: not no.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: No, okay, I dated somebody who like their claim to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: fame or like their thing that they thought was the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: best dish they ever made was basically like a pan
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: of mac and cheese, except the only cheese they used
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: was velveta, like three pounds of alvida with stop.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: My mom used to make just velveta mac and cheese
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: is the gross and then she put peas in it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, so it's like mac and cheese boba.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: Melvina chofstable, which to me is like, that's not a cheese,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: Like there's something wrong here.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: It's not real cheese.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: It's not in the refrigerator section.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: My mom used a little bit of velveta in her
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: mac and cheese when I was a kid, but she
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  Speaker 4: also used like three other kinds of cheese and a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of mustard powder to give it this like
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  Speaker 4: extra flavor, and some diced onions for an additional flavor
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  Speaker 4: and texture. So it came out really good. That was
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  Speaker 4: just like a filler cheese to help like bulk it up.
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  Speaker 4: But if it had just been velveta, or if someone
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  Speaker 4: had been like, eat this out of the box, I
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  Speaker 4: would have slapped them with velvita, with the brick of velveta,
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  Speaker 4: all right, But then she okay, back to the villain,
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  Speaker 4: which is roast. She blames all of her like regular
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  Speaker 4: problems and the fact that she just broke that fucking
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  Speaker 4: chair on poor Marguerite. But she says, this Dorothy's fault
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  Speaker 4: for firing Margerite. No, none of us had to do
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  Speaker 4: with that kid. Probably had heard one of your stories
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  Speaker 4: and that's why they threw the fucking softball at your chest.
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  Speaker 5: Back.
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  Speaker 4: And then it's bad enough. The Blanche says that she
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  Speaker 4: gets dumped for a fat guy. But then Rose calls
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  Speaker 4: that poor chubby woman a porker. Read the room so rude,
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  Speaker 4: so rude. You just recently screwed your whole group of
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  Speaker 4: friends and family out of one hundred thousand dollars because
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  Speaker 4: of a pig, and now you're calling another woman a pig.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you out and last, but never least. And this
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  Speaker 4: is the worst. And maybe it's because I'm single and
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  Speaker 4: I'm technically the Dorothy. But when she says that Dorothy
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: never attracts men, oh you cow anyway, that's it. She's
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: a villain.
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  Speaker 11: Fuck her.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, all right, good job.
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  Speaker 3: That was a solid case.
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  Speaker 2: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Yeah, ten out of ten.
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  Speaker 1: Would I would like to point out that when you
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  Speaker 1: first started talking about Dorothy calling the other woman a
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: fat woman. You said that he broke up with her
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: because for a fat man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she did say fat man.
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  Speaker 4: Did I say fat man?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Fat woman was like midsip and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's even more insulting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to change teams because of you.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's yep, yep, that's all I wrote. I got that
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  Speaker 4: was fun? Anybody else have anything else?
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  Speaker 1: I when Marguerite, like, you know, initially I said, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the housekeepers not who they say they are,
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  Speaker 1: which you were correct.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I was a little too on the nose
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  Speaker 3: with that one.
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  Speaker 1: Ish.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she was who she said she was. She
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: just wasn't.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah about you know, studying to be a lawyer. But
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: what I was so distracted by was that her eyes
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: rarely stopped moving. Did you notice that, like like looking around?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: I was obsessed, So that was probably distracting, huh.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: I was obsessed with her blue dress at the end.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: It's all I could get, specifically the skirt actually because
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: it was like striped, but then there was a floral
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: pattern between the stripes of the like it was fast.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: I was fascinated anyway. She she did move around a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: lot like physically. So maybe she just thought crazy eyes
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: fit into the character. I don't know.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, Well, because it's an actor, your face is
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: the stage. Your eyes are roaming. That's kind of weirdoo
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: the scenery with your eyes.
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  Speaker 4: It's all us that you didn't need words, that they
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: had faces and agreed had all of them, all the faces.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Her face was the source.
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  Speaker 4: Well, James, thank you so much for joining us today,
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. Where can our listeners find you
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: and all of your fun projects or anything you have
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: coming up?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, check out my socials.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I go buy my name James Sharinghausen Sharing like you're
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: sharing a cup of coffee house that you live in
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: with Ennis and Nancy on the end. That's both on
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Facebook as well as Instagram. And then my company Sheet
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Ghost Productions, where we make specialty scenic decor as well
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: as props for theater, film and television. And so if
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  Speaker 1: you'd like to either commission us or check out what
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  Speaker 1: out our socials.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do it?
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  Speaker 4: Do it? Hi?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Hi?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: Also, Kristen, where can they find us?
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  Speaker 6: You can find us across all socials at amalanipod and
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: you can email us at Amalanipod at gmail dot com.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Me Hi, happy him?
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  Speaker 11: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So two things.
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  Speaker 5: Thing one is that great show everybody and your cheekcake
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  Speaker 5: is ready?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Abby, thing you is well.
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  Speaker 5: I be also getting to hang out with you, mister James. Sure, okay, terrific.
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  Speaker 5: I also live in the Portland Greater Metro area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Aby, I think that'd be perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Again, Abby's a dog.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like cats, So sorry about that, Abby. I
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: have not finished my morning coffee. In my mind is
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: not one hundred percent.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: I have to go go buy everybody.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: To go check. I ruined everything.
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  Speaker 2: God, that's why we like you.
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  Speaker 3: Family gatherings, public speeches.
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  Speaker 2: That's under reveals, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, I'm the one that like, that's
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: the string of the balloon and it flies away.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: You'll find out construct Yeah,