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Episode 1642 - 2026 Kentucky Derby Preview Show · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
• 0:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Welcome to Drinking Bros.
• 0:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Kid Special Edition 2026.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Kentucky Derby Preview Show.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Bob typically we go every year.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, obviously with the move and everything that's happening.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's enough going on.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: my god, man.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, because I, you'd fucking die.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was a Penn State last weekend.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, and yeah, I would die.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then last night, I almost died on the plane back.
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, got in at one thirty the morning, crazy storms, planes going up and down like it's the fucking twilight zone.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it was a fat man sitting next to me who looks like, is it Lord Seth, who's the old man in the store?
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where's my name?
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, um,
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're thinking of Emperor Palpatine.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's not obese.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's actually quite frail looking though.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is the most powerful tooth in the universe.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the exact guy.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he was fat.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: So imagine that guy but fat.
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so it's really bald.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Old.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: fat just a fatter version of that well we need to get off a star wars then and probably move over to to dune and do carcassan is it the Duke oh yeah oh that's a great one so that i've actually seen fucking uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you were sitting next to bail hard yeah yeah yeah yeah and when somebody has odd drink selections as well like he started off with like a child's apple juice
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why.
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, low key.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is weird.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I always, unless I'm drinking alcohol, the drink I order is the alcohol crayon rass.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding?
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I ordered apple juice like a little baby.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love a little juice on a plane.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Dude.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm usually drinking alcohol.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: I only drink alcohol on a plane.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's like, hey, well, I'm going to fucking plane.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Even leading up to the plane.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm drinking alcohol.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Should we drink an alcohol today?
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude, this has been a crazy one here.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: We did get the studio in North Carolina so we locked that down and we'll start moving all the the stuff out there and all that other fun stuff It's massive So Jesus Christ man.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I we might put a basketball court in here.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not kidding
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: We measured it.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's good enough for one hoop and it's high enough in the back because we have nothing else to do with it back there.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I was like, all right, let's just put in a fucking drink and bro's basketball.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: The amount of times you're going to have to tell some drunk person, please stop shooting the basketball wall of recording.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I we're going to have to pull the ball.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's what's going to have to be locked up for the yeah for the show like maybe it's some lockers.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah old school and then you know with a code something like that and then hey you can you can play basketball.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: uh... but because of flight was super late uh... with the storms and all that other shit uh... one we're doing this show today for uh... can talk to derby uh... this is not the sunday night show that will be on sunday night because our guest um... got rained out it is pouring here like absolute bucket so everything is fucking delayed i was delayed last night
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, until the wee hours in the morning, I got in at one 30.
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  [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, cheers.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm drinking right now with you guys.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: But uh, I had a moment last night where I was like, all right, this is it.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I was okay with it on the plane.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I was okay with it.
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  [SPEAKER_06]: Like I was I was at peace.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's that's how many of me choice.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I've been at peace.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Both times with it, oddly.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: And were you tired both times?
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Half a team got up and threw up all over the bathroom.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, just painted the place.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: because he had a ginger rail after that, too, it was just three hour flight coming back east.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I just let him go and I go, hey dude, do you just want to swap with me?
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'll sit in the room.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Are you on the aisle?
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Use the upgrades to get the first because I'm flying every goddamn weekend now.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's like, I was like, do you want to sit here and just, no, I think I'll be fine.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're not fine.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're not good.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's not fucking good.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, mine had a sea bag on him, like a class me bag.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: There was some tubes or something like it.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're a guy.
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  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, but God damn it if you can throw up all over that place.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: And the stewardess was just in shambles too afterwards.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like when the plane landed and she had to sit next to that.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just like, oh, god.
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it just should probably to clean in or somebody did like, oh, no, I don't know if they clean it.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if they, I think they have a crew that comes in and gets the gnarly shit.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you do when there's like an hour left in the flight?
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, that might be on you then.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, in air, I think they are probably responsible for it.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think so.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't really know, but, um, but yeah, as it was going up and down in this guy and everything else, man, I just put
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: uh... headphones on and just started out and john rock it man and i was like we're going down i mean i'm i'm that's the song that everybody dies yeah i'm getting it i'm getting old enough now that i've realized why people are at peace at death and it's just because they're so fucking tired um... every eighty-year-old man alone is just like i can't i'm exhausted can't do anything i'm exhausted so make sense last night you're fucking around yourself ragged and uh... yeah you're just like if it's fine
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's fine.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was exhausted and I was like, man, I, and just looking back like the audio book it just come out, it, the bestseller list and all that shit, thank you very much by the way for the final inch, it's out everywhere and all the messages about the AI, it's such a wild thing and I appreciate the support and they're like, I can't believe you've got this right.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Usually it sounds like a fucking robot and I go, I don't think you understand, man, you get to direct it now.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: So that's all and everybody else.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: just for not directing their own shit.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, have you used it yet with 11 levels?
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've not fucked with the act because I haven't done much uh scripted audio in the last like six seven months.
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: We've been in a lot of the issues.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is just phenomenal, but uh then there was ten other actors who were super famous and I did get their NDAs.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Those weren't AI or anything, but um...
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: They were cool enough to do it and and then as soon as it hit the thing yeah Screen shot of the picture.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I have it because they don't send you anything You don't get a plaque right right right.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I thought you did It's not like YouTube.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they won't look like a shelf for a plaque.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, at least I mean, it's YouTube thing is right behind Yeah, yeah, that's YouTube does it.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, thanks guys.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like for real that me it I hate you too But that actually means a lot.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're out of got that in the mail.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like hey, thanks It was hard to shit
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: We haven't gained a subscriber in over a year.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, uh, oh, good.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, long road to a million.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Long road to the gold plaque.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Exact.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Same number for the last, uh, I think six months, um, but with the near times thing, it's such a stamp on shit.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're like send me something for Christ six.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can nothing.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: to get absolutely nothing, and like it, and then here you'll like it.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: But then the numbers change, and then you fall out, and then the audio world is weird because now that audio sales are 80% of book sales.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a big, you know, now they have their own chart for audio books.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: However, there is fucking other people when you start to pass them.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: They'll drop the price so they're just to try to get ahead.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a dirty move.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: One guy was like zero.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just zero.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Take it.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why?
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: You just want to be on the list.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: You just want to be on the list.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, nah, dude.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm good.
• 7:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like the work to my ass off on it and so did Jesse.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: My wife, she audio edited the entire book and she was exhausted at the end of it.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I showed her the screenshot.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: She immediately went to sleep.
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, yeah, we did it.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then she went to bed.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I stayed up, had one more hard day off.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I went to bed and that was it.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I woke up in the morning and started my life.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, it's strange, because you spend so much time on it when she woke up in the morning and I go, hey, did you check the time code when this was all done?
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: And she goes, no, I edit my chapters.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like, and I'm getting to you.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I ended up like, and I go, I know, but then I turn them in.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go, I don't know how long it was.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so when it came out, it was six and a half hours.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Imagine audio editing, six and a half hours.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and Bob is JFK.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude, yeah, there was like four people hit me up.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like Bob was fucking awesome, it's JFK.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, fuck yeah, yeah, I got a message.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ryan was the young St. James Street James fucking.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: You were awesome.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Got to make it to the end for that.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, dude.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then, uh, coupe was in it.
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was the fucking Rolling Stones tour manager in it.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, dude, so he used everybody.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was good.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I always I was telling your wife after we did it.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I don't know if I did a good job or not.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: He really didn't give me any notes, and I don't that can go either way.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: If everybody's doing with this should.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Then great.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like I'm not one of those assholes.
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  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Good.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cool.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't want to fuck up the rhythm, but if there is a note, I'll be like, hey, try this one more time.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like this or whatever.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you're good.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: But all you guys are great, but I think because all you guys do podcast, right?
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know how to do.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Voices and takes and shit like that where it's like a lot of people don't.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you've heard a lot of them on this show So it's called being a theater kid.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: It is.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, I think all of us are right Coop is cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also but also
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Perfect.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so it was easy, but thank you for all that and I got no trophy.
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: No nothing.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I did get a trophy for when in my kid's sleek That was nice.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so it's nice to get out of taxes on one more championship.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: 10 out of 12.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's fucking go.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you, Jagger
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: You did excellent body not that he's watching this goddamn show because we don't let him But since we're here and couldn't be in Kentucky this weekend Let's talk about your first experience What year'd you go can talk it every twenty eleven?
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was right after we killed bin Laden.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no shit.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fuck.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you tell Rob that story?
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Neil?
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't think I did.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: My first experience was actually, in saying, I went with an ex-girlfriend and we had, you know, we had a box up there and it's like our whole family.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Her aunt was, is I think still a big time horse veterinarian.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, oh, shit.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think she invented the West Nile vaccine for horses.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, she is very connected in the horse world.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, I had a typical experience actually.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, we go, we went to the Oaks and the Derby.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, we went Friday.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you went Friday?
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I never, I always skips Friday night.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Friday, Friday is really fun too.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we went to a bunch of big, like, connected parties at, like, there's a bunch of horse stables.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's how we go to parties, but we go to the actual thing.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: but so she was big in the horse world and she actually knows Bob Baffert.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: So we really, we got to go back to the stables before the day started on Saturday.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have pictures of it.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I met Bob Baffert.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: How was he?
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't talk much to him.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like 23.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: already drunk or probably, if you know who he was though.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I was aware of who he was.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: So she did she talk to Bob Relay, I just said hi to him.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, hey, what's up?
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: And she was talking to Bob like, oh, what do you think?
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's going on?
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think is going to happen today?
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we got to see like the horses and the stables before all the races and stuff like that.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then we went up to the seats.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I got pretty shit house drunk.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: The funny thing people don't realize about the Kentucky Derby is so like, the Mint Jewelips did drink, right?
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like the Mint Jewelips is the classic.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: But this is a drink they're great, like at least when I was in there.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: It really like Mint Jewelips, so.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hmm, I liked him that day.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I, I, first derby I went, I drank a mall day.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just to do it, and now it's just like, kind of, these are not great.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, it's definitely, it's like pre-mixers pouring it in type of thing.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, but I don't like the leaves in it.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shit, like the mint, the mint, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, I, one thing you don't realize you haven't been, those mint jewelips come in collectors glasses.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, glass collectors glasses.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I probably had like six of them and I put my like glass down under the table and like they all clanked and fell over and everyone just started looking at me and this is it like to want to clock in the afternoon.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's early.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like my whole girlfriend's family is just like that's a lot.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: God damn dude.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: And my girlfriend tells me she's like maybe you should drink something else or slow down.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, yeah, I'll switch to.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I just drink Stella told boys for the rest of the day.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: But
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know shit about horse racing, but like I said her aunt knows a lot about horses.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I just trailed her bets all day for both days.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I was pretty broke at the time.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just graduated from college and wasn't making a lot of money.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I probably went there with like, you know, $100, $200.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I left there with like 500 bucks.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I went in a lot of fucking races just trailing her aunt.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I was
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was the greatest sporting event I've ever been to.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've been to a Braves World Series game.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I've been to the cotton bowl with Missouri play and I've been to the Super Bowl.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's the best sporting event I have ever, ever been to.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, it's up there for me, Masters is one.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you've been mastered, I haven't.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's, I think that's one of the few that could take.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not get off yet.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: And even if you're not like a ginormous golf fan, it's just so beautiful.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is one of those venues that is more beautiful in person than it is on television, which is almost impossible.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where that never happens.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I feel that way about the Kentucky Derby.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: When you're there, oh my God, it's beautiful.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Beautiful.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: The one thing too I loved about it is that, if it truly, I didn't even feel this way going to like, regularly feel,
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: It, I mean, I did a little bit, but I, it was like you were walking back in time.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like it you did not feel like you were in the 21st century when you're at Churchill Downs.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, hey, you can smoke everywhere.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was just like walking up to the bedding Fuck you can't anymore, but I was walking up.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was just walking up to the bedding booths Like with a cigar in my mouth like I was from the 19 fucking 20s.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, and a suit laying down cash Yeah, and a fucking suit.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it was incredible.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was so much for the oaks is a blast, too And what's what everybody says?
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just we're usually doing a live show that night.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, somewhere
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right, but the day before so we used to do a live show for drinking bros and then we usually hang out with the listeners and go to the bars and shit like that and and just rage all night.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was when it was one of the infamous nights when I threw that white claw can 80 arts at a fucking Somali Uber driver.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sure lowered my rating.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, lowered my rating feels justified.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, was he this motherfucker.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's done click.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Goddamn melted tires and I was like I'm not getting your goddamn car the Oaks is sweet though like so Saturday is like Searsucker right you know what I mean yeah typically Oaks is a pink oh everyone's pink okay I like that yeah I like that I didn't know that I wore pink last year and I didn't know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah funny Oaks is a Oaks is pink day for whatever reason but it's the same set up both times okay like whereas it's a bunch of races during the days and the last one is the Kentucky Oaks yes and then Saturday a bunch of races the last ones the Kentucky Derby
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: got you got you got you.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: So the the first time I went was in 99 silver charm one.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do you remember who won?
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't remember who won.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't bet I didn't win that one.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't win that one.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I won a good amount of races but I did not win the derby.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I let's see.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: So silver charm is the first one.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I went to college poor infield.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: So not dressed up.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jeans.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: and T-shirt, and it was raining.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like woodstock 69, there's mud everywhere, all that other shit, and I did pick the winner, though.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: so that that's and you can bet in the infield right uh oh yeah yeah you bet in the infield but they don't let you anywhere near the stance oh no you were a piece of shit yes your garbage yes your garbage person and you don't you don't deserve to be there too and and at that time period when I went to the derby I had a lot of friends because everyone my age had just gotten out of college they're making money but like life wasn't really expensive right you know yeah yeah
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, I had a lot of friends or acquaintances go to the, they're like, we're going to the derby.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'd be like, oh yeah, yeah, we got to infield tickets.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I would just put on my asshole elitist hat and be like, you're not going to the convective.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, there's such a difference.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's a, I haven't even been in the infield, and I know there's a huge fucking difference between being up there and being Bobby, you want to hear the kicker?
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, at least back then.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what it is now, but I've never gone back to the infield, luckily.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: After being in the infield once, I go, whatever I do in this life.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: going to make enough money to get the stands around that going back.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just feel bad about yourself.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: I feel like you just look up there and you're like, you're seeing the riches people and then you're behind a cage, a literal cage.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like a fence.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's up, dude?
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Help yourself smart yourself.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you're like, calling on to this fucking cage like you're in the hunger games and it's pouring no booze.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nobody in the interview would have fucking lost your mind.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you bring it in.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: So the joke is How do you sneak your booze into the fucking derby?
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: So It was something there was a woman who baked a cake.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: I saw Yeah, because they let you bring food because you're there all day and it's like a picnic.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, essentially right or used to be I don't know anymore But um She baked a cake and then inside the cake was a bottle of Jack Daniels
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I watched her rip it out and then offered up the rest of the cake to everybody.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Which of all these fucking heathens, you know, we're just, of course, Hakes, cash and cake in their face and all that other stuff.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, mud.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it was like awesome.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they were like, well, what's everybody going to do?
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because you got to go through a mental attachment on this other shit and, uh,
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: So you have to be clever about it because of the metal detector.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's not like you took it out of a flask.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: A boat of bag is too small for a long day.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, fuck in day.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Whole fucking day and they pat you down.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you got to figure out what's similar to like, they do their music festivals too, like ACL and stuff.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: So because I've been caught with a flask at ACL.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I poured
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Whiskey into, this is like, makes a story more.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, so much poor, but I poured whiskey into a ziplock bag.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now, I triple bagged it in case there was a leak or something like that.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Tasty.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I duct taped it around my waist and it was where my dick was.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right, because I knew there weren't going to touch my dick going through security.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I got through.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then when I was in the infield, you've got to go to the portapoddies, right?
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so I'm trying to tear this duct tape off of Harry leg.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my, my fucking legs, my pubes.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do right.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, and it's, and I'm not a Harry dude.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even have a chance to wear it.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, enough to wear, if you rip off a fucking piece of duct.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Correct.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it was just like, all right, then I had a drink enough to get rid of that pain.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I was like, okay, cool.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then we were squeezing it out of the bags and adjusts
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: the rest of the day and, you know, got black out drunk, luckily one, the final fight, the actual derby race.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was silver charm.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm right.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: I made my way up, fought through the people to the cage where the finish line was.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I mean, the dirt was kicking up in my fucking face, dude.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it was dope.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, that one I won.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: COVID COVID I went back during COVID and I was on the infield and we were on the front row finish line in the fucking dope right and here's why this one was better because it was COVID they only led in 10,000 people so which is it's 150,000 person it was empty yeah
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's walking empty and we could do whatever we want people don't realize how fucking big it is It's massive.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's bigger than the Rose Bowl.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's it's 150,000 in the seats.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think and then then the infield Yeah, which is like it's crazy.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not I think they do sell booze in the infield now by the way Oh, they do okay from what I was from what I saw from pictures of friends they were Seems like they're drinking it.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: They should yeah, I was I my my personal thought honestly They didn't want to treat it like a fucking concert and they probably didn't want
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: us dirt bags throwing shit at the horses yeah yeah because you are that close so that's that was my reason and it was like ah maybe this makes sense like if somebody gets pissed off and loses yeah what's to stop them from hockey and a fucking hardy afghan right at a horse like for real nothing so if they serve now I'm sure they'd probably do in plastic cups as my gas
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like cans and plastic.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's certainly no glass cans.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this got some weight to it Yeah, if you don't I'd chuck that white claw can I was about Uber driver.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's a weight.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I love the boost selection there.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was just rocking that again after I stopped myself from drinking Jewelups to not embarrass so that so that the family couldn't keep track of how much I was drinking
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was the real problem.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it they could visualize the amount of alcohol I was putting, who wears it after that, I just kept drinking Stella tall boys because they were walking around serving that.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, smart.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then like, I just drank that the rest of the day.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, you don't know if this is number three, or number 12.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's number 12.
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: But that, and then dude, it fucking, the best part was.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: That mean like, this is why it feels like go make a time.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they've got eyes walking around with like, cigars.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like cigar vendors.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Cigar vendors, mint, jewel up vendors.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's attached to that.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's like in a tray, yeah.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck dude, I feel like I'm in the 1940s and he's calling Babe Ruth, you know, he had no home run, it had its feel I don't know like well shit So The next time we went back was during COVID, and I think that was the cocaine here with the cocaine horse was at the one that got baffered Yes, this has got a band.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, it's he's back though now, right?
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is this special over?
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was back last year.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so I think it was a two-year ban or something like that something crazy a couple years Yeah, but he he had a horse.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you might have won last year, but actually
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, you might have, but either way, we won a fuck ton.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I picked the horse, Jesse Beddon and his well, collectively, we won like eight grand apiece.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I put the video on Instagram after we got out of there.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Was there the one you made the New York Times?
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I was going to cover in the New York Times.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was going to cover the Daily Mail and all that other shit because I had the winning ticket at the finish line.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then we had already cashed and then got out of there.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so then the next morning they said, hey,
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: worst-tested positive for cocaine or whatever the fuck it was.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they said, what happens with these bets?
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so that was the picture in the New York Times.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they said, why is this guy smiling?
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because he doesn't have to give the money back.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: How could you?
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: They gave you cash first off, hard cash.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like, I felt nervous walking around with 16 grand.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, my pockets.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: But we're all fucked up.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's me, Jesse, to my best friends from North Carolina.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: and then Dan and his girlfriend, it was a beautiful steakhouse in Louisville, it was great.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: And packed reservations, everything, you know, which we didn't have that night, we're wasted.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go, I've got enough cash on me, I think I can buy my way into this.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so I walked up the thing, I got a reservation thing of now, and I go, we're sold out, and I go, I got $500 that I think you can find a table, and he goes, right this way, sir.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck yeah.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: So then when you say to that steakhouse all night, they got fucked up.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Last time we went, it poured.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't win.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jessie picked the horse at the, it was the last pick.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: So when I went up to the window, she was, don't forget mine.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: This one, and I was like, okay, what the fuck is this?
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I had never, I didn't have anything to think about it.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nothing.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: And she was the only winner out of all of this.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: So we broke even kind of,
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's nice to be a winner.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's nice to be a winner there, which is why we're doing this show.
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• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look, man, it's hard right now.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm throwing some cash down.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna try to win some money because the odds are fucking huge.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: There is 23 horses in this field.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look this up, Bob, this might be a record.
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, let me check it out.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: It might be a record.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't recall.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, a lot of information.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: You do.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: So stay tuned.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: In my book, you'll give your money back if they drop out tomorrow.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, stay tuned to the app because there's usually two or three, uh, horses to drop out due to, you know, tonal injury or some fucking weird.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: a whole fingering thing.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: 23 is the record.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: It is, yeah, but it's not the first time, but it is.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is the ultimate record.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: So if they, this sticks, it will be the record.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll find out, but because there's 23, it's really fucking hard, man.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: I 23 horses on that track is a lot.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: That that means she gets crowded and anybody can win in my opinion.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like we're going to go over the odds and everything today and pick our favorites and all that other shit, but on days like this, if they're 20 or your horses, I'm picking a lot of long shots.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: So if you're going like to take a my book, he may be just sign up and you're just like, all right, fuck it.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just going to throw five bucks on it, right, on a horse that's 50 to one.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Congratulations, you're going to win $250.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it happens a lot.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, shit, the year that I was there, I think it was odds were like 30 to one last time.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, of course one was like, God damn, dear, this rocks.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I'm going with a lot of long shots here, because the field is so packed in the favorite, which is only 141 times in the history of the Derby, and out of 155, so somewhere in that neighborhood.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's about one out of three.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: I went out of forish somewhere in there, but the post he drew, which is why we're waiting to do this show today, because they drew the post, is on the inside rail, which isn't great.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: That means you get to have a fast start and then bolt out in front of everybody else.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: I grew up at a track.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I would stay with my grandparents every summer in New Jersey, so I would go to the Atlantic City track with them all the fucking time.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: When I was eight years old, they really let me bet on horses.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so I know a lot about horse racing.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know all the owners, all that.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but in a field this big, I'm telling you.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not, it's not gonna be the favorite.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's just no fucking way.
• 26:08
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• 26:14
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• 26:30
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• 26:31
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• 26:35
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• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're just doing this for the Derby and the Derby only.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you want to bet some other shit.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't tell you not to do that.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whatever, man, do it.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm one good thing to bring up with these bets as you see in the top left.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: These are no runner, no bets for my bookie.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: So as you mentioned, if something scratches that morning, they're not feeling good.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't lose that bet.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's voided and the money is sent back.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's just as if the bet never happened.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, that's, that's Robbs.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Bob, what do you, what do you, do you got there?
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Twenty-seven hundred bucks?
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, job dude, something, well it's the Black Jack stuff.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's right, dude, you guys are playing front-hand Black Jack.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, that's right.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's been dwindling, actually.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: We got to know in a photo.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Get some listeners in the studio laugh and dude.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: That one guy looks like he's going to make out with the other dude back there.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got look at it.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're really close.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I told them they could use the so I see so close They want to be on let him be that so I don't even throw that place look at that They're not even listening to us too.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're just fucking their own world.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're just sharing kisses back there two lovers weird man I mean, he's like, hey, he still doesn't know put the camera back there He's though doesn't know that we're talking about it right now.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think he knows now Ross.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do you know?
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do you know that you're making out your friend like live on an on-air and like I can see it?
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh god, it just turned away!
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: You fucking fat, wow!
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's insane, bro!
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're live!
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: People can see you making out dude, just two dudes.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not that I don't look, I don't kink shame.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Never have never will on this show, but Jesus Christ, man.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, they're like, we got two more weeks left here, and you're like, that's shit, we might as well just make out fuck it dude, like, we're here, having some hard AF cells here, so it's fucking, you're drinking shots too, and it's all boy.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: God damn, tall boy hard AF, all right, cheers, bro.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, this is gonna, I look, I get a, I get a work later.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, we're only doing one show today, one show today.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, you're gonna have to fucking the parking line after this, but wow, man.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: two dudes making out just real just share steel and kisses dude that's a first fuck all right next of stringer bro's tickets dot com you want tickets to any event on the planets uh we got them their $10 cheaper than stuff hub uh truthfully it's just a fucking code behind the scenes and like we just lower the prices by ten box and uh you know we got everything concerts fucking NFL all that other
• 29:16
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• 29:18
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• 29:20
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• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I guess where we were was kind of pricey But obviously we were in the fucking front row.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a little different, but also we've sponsored for it, so I'm not going to even fucking let it in.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm so rich that I can do this.
• 29:39
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• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not the thing.
• 29:40
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• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: They'll pay for us to go, guys, um, so it's awesome, but, uh, for a normal person, it's that's insane.
• 29:49
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• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think?
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are we looking at?
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know those sections, they're great, but that's a lot of money, but it also is a bucketless item.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're going to do it, do it right, and just go like that's a bucketless item.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is a bucketless item, if you could try to go one time.
• 30:15
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• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: We were in, I don't even know.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I realize we're in a fortunate situation, and shit sucks right now, and yeah, if people weren't paying for this, would I be in the front row, no, do it right, right, right.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: So let's be fucking real.
• 30:27
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• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know that Yeah, it's expensive some of these are horrible.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean they're they're expensive.
• 30:37
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• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's what's right?
• 30:49
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• 31:14
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• 31:19
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• 31:32
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• 31:36
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• 31:36
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• 31:40
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• 31:46
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• 31:53
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• 32:08
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• 32:22
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• 32:33
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• 32:37
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• 32:39
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• 32:41
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• 32:44
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• 32:47
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• 32:49
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• 33:05
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• 33:15
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• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shoutout to WR Hickey up there.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: These guys are fucking monsters too, as soon as we saw out, they
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: right back on the fucking shelves.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, thank you.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Thanks to everybody who came out to Penn State and shout out to Ron Zimich as well, dude, I chat with him the other day, and his family are fucking awesome to us.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: But, yeah, Michigan, go to the USA to go, those are stocked up, taxes, H-E-B's, total lines, Alabama, go to fucking Alabama and buy out their circle k's, run two thirds of the circle
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Down there in Georgia got the total wines and all that fun stuff Pinkie's liquor and Dallas Texas has always been a big one for us Idaho all the Albert sins are stocked up circle Cays are coming as well Or shit they might be there today today might be the day they're in all the circle caves in the state of Idaho Wow, I'm in travel and so much.
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know where I'm at Which is rad and then Montana we are fucking everywhere.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: We are it every single town pump in every single I think there's like two in locations
• 34:25
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• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Listeners paid for Washington up there.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: They want safeway.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, like, do you know, fucking hot, like, safeways, it's huge, but it's hard.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like very hard to get in.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's what I mean, because it's huge.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: And everyone wants to be everybody wants to be in safeways.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Same with Albertsons.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: But so we're working on it, man.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: It just takes time.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: You get two chances a year that's it.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: And you have to submit, like, paperwork that looks like this.
• 34:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they say, yes or no.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't know how it works.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: I really don't, like,
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: maybe somebody's feeling good that day who fucking knows.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then also obviously some of them are back to North Carolina and we're trying to get in there right now.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: The last distributor.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: great it were very small though they only covered i think four counties so we need the whole state and we just outsold them and they had no storage for it so it is what it is all right let's get into the derby odds first off let's start with Bob baffer hallfamer greatest trainer of all time um how many horses does he have in the derby he's usually good for two he has two in the derby nailed it uh potente okay and litmus test
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and they are not the favorites.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it doesn't matter for him.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I never matter, but I'm saying for the odds.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: But I know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: 28 to one.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: So those two are locked.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think you always got a sprinkle of effort.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Got a sprinkle of fucking effort.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, the other one that I'll tell you, which is weird is, uh, all the listeners won.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it was last year.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: There was a horse name like Majestic Dan.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: So everybody batted on Dan.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: And to my book, he was like, what the fuck?
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go, it's our co-host name.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: What do you think was going to happen?
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Every listener batted on a Majestic Dan.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they just mean batted.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: The joke batted.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it came through.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right, at 28 to 1.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like, everybody got paid last year.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was either last year or the year before.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: But I'm at a bar, they did a thing up in dripping springs.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're dripping springs to still hurry up there.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: They do a huge derby party there.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's awesome.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you go and they got all the things, you can make some kind of raffle bets, you know?
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not going to get them in trouble, but it's great.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it's fun, and then you can watch the race.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I'm sitting there and washing it, and I didn't have money on them.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, no, I don't know.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's stupid.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then my phone just started melting.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, a god.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a bad man, right?
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: You bet dad, right?
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: But just a dad, right?
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I didn't bet fucking dad.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did he end bet, majestic dad?
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he did.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: He did.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: He bet himself.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I can see him going either way on that.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: If there was fucking majestic Ross, I would do it.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Of course.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, because of that, there is a day in horse in this goddamn race.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Read it off.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's it's on there, dude.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I think can this one?
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, because I lost a fucking Dan bet.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's a Dean Uh, I think it's Dan out of scroll down.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, I'm trying to pull it up.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: You have it up on stand.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's Dan on bourbon.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Denon, but C a n o n. That's all that's all one.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, yeah, yeah, there's it's it's very close to Danthony.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like that's that's the one.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's the odds on that?
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's 12 to one.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: So shit.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, all right.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: So Dan on bourbon.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dan and bourbon 12 to one.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: be Dan on Burb and though.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the way to get around this shit.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: 12 to 1.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: 12 to 1.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not betting against another Dan Horst.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's fair.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to do it.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you guys.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm in.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's go through the rest of these here.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's top to bottom here.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: My computer is just a bag of fondue.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: After everywhere I've been, not been and all that other stuff here.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got him in front of me.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: uh... out commandment is actually the favorite now at three fifty to one yeah really low odds on that whoa uh... what's the post position on that you know
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, let me check on that.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I do have an article with the post positions up.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got a re-open it though.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Renegade is uh, that was the favorite that just got passed.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Probably because of what I just said.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: It drew the first post earlier.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: So therefore, if it doesn't get out to a fast start in a 23-horse field, it's going to be way at the back and then you got to fucking fight your way through those goddamn horses the whole day.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: So um, uh, one horse has already scratched by the way.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so we're down to 22.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right to party has scratched.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, all right.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was gonna say right to party.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and oh, so is silent tactic and full of fort full effort Word those yes, that's what I'm that's what I'm saying they always do this wonky fuck names Well, they're rules.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: They're that's the naming him.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: So those three scratch already.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there are three scratches.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, so we're down to 20.
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that matters 20 is usually the field Yeah, and they're probably will be Wanted to scratch is tomorrow, so you might get down to 18.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, all right.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's gonna change now.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: What what more position do you think is best?
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: So for me the outside is the best.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, always very good anywhere from
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because the field is usually 18.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let's call it roughly 18 to 16 to 18.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Anywhere from 13 to 16 is really good, because you can see who's next to you, you can get out to a hot start, but also you don't have to pass that many horses on the outside, right, get there.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Middle of the pack is usually pretty good as well, because if you get out to a good start, then you can go, and then usually there's one of these horses that is just a pay center.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so one of them will bolt immediately.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it'll be, it's usually a high-odd horse.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Probably like, there's two horses that are 80 to one right now.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Robusta is at 80 to one and then Ocelli.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is it 80 to one?
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: My guess is what is their super fast?
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and then they just fade Yeah, but the horse out in front.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can draft off of it.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is a lot like a marathoner Yeah, where if you can draft off the other the person and then pass them at the end or a racecar or whatever That's card.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, it should too.
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but F1 so those those are my favorites.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the inside Real well you've got a one-baffer horse at 14 which ones that put 10 day
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: But 10 days sitting there at 14.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm putting a lid, a more money on it.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sshh, nailed it.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where is commandment?
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the favorite.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: A three, three and a half to one.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, commandment is closing in size six.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: And Danon Bourbon is seven.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: OK, I look, there's aren't terrible spots.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, man, I hate when the favorite ones though.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: It ruins my fucking deck because I never bet on the favorite Never bet on anyone.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Don't want that.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: No Shit All right, that's a decent spot like I'm not gonna yeah, those first three on the insider rough The last one like let's say you're 23rd or 20 now that three horses have dropped out That's not good either because then you got to cut all the way back in and now remind me because I don't Recall if a horse is scratched
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: the line doesn't move down does it like if you were a 14 you moved to 13 no in the pole position but more people will switch their bets because the money returns to you and then bet on something else but what I mean your position in the gate yes yeah yeah you'll move down you so now Potentee will be in the 13 yeah so like they're all because they'll put them all together right and you'll be one through 20 they don't usually leave gates open
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, yeah, it matters, but the inside ones are still the inside ones.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right, they'll never fucking move, so the outside ones are going to move closer.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: So, shit.
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's see, so Renegade is at 450.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's four and a half to one.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Further, a do is it five and a half to one.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Chief Wallaby.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is it seven to one?
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: The Puma is at nine to one.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like that, sir.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like the name the Puma.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: And those odds are good enough where I'm like, all right.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because if you get them now, like the Puma will probably move down tomorrow, because everybody's betting on it, there's so many millions of dollars that are coming in from all over the world.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: So probably it's six to one now, so try to get these in tonight.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: The Puma apparently was neck and neck with commandment at the Florida Derby.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just looking through article here on all that stuff.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: because there's precursors to it.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: So there's one in California, there's one in Florida, uh, uh, I think that one's the Lexington, I want to say.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, that are kind of precariously.
• 43:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's like the sand and the sand and the down suit, sand and the down suit.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've heard that beautiful love to get that shit.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: You want to talk about rich.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yo, yeah, I'm fucking sure.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was, uh, yeah.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was younger, like younger, a date took me there.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I was way too poor to be there.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, so that's how I felt at the derby.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's it.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was a lot of poor things.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think you're seeing it just big.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: A lot of birthday in that day.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: New guy hadn't come out, so it didn't, a lot of pretending that day.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh fuck, you got to figure it to you, Vicki.
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's the way I felt that whole day.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: But I watched a dude drop 150,000 on beds.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: We were sitting with spread them out.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 44:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: His name is Don Johnson.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: D. Don Johnson.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Different Don Johnson.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: And if you look him up, um, actually, I don't know if it's possible byron for you to look up Don Johnson.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: He took, he's the guy that took down the, uh, casinos and Vegas.
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: And he got banned, uh, for playing black check.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just type in Don Johnson, Blackjack, Atlantic City.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: There he is.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's him.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go back to his picture.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the dude.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Legend.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fucking legend.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: I love this guy.
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've party with numerous times back in the day.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, there he is right there, dude.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's the dude.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he took it like something like that.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was a separate, yeah.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it was two separate occasions.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: One, I think it was 12 million.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I think the other one was 18 million and he took off for them.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: And now what they said, and I don't know the real answer.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I try to get him to come on the podcast, but he's so no, for years.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: I try to get him to come on the show.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go ahead, dude.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they accused him of card counting.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: He looks like the type counting is not illegal.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know, and that's what he said.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: And by the way, he goes, just because I'm smart enough to fucking do it, fuck you, but the casinos reserve the rights to not let anybody they want.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's what happened to him.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: So he didn't have to get back the money.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: However, he can no longer gamble in the next city.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he can get barred.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is what it is.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's also why it's the dude.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Most advantage players probably like him.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't want to be seen in public.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: They don't want to become famous because then every casino knows who the fuck you all are.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: And he didn't want to talk about it.
• 45:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: He wouldn't be on the podcast.
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: He didn't want to do anything.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was like, all right.
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he was the one who dropped 150 there.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I was just like, I was, we were with him.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so like, you know, he bought champagne, all that crazy shit for us.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was the best.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: But walking around, you're like,
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: So fucking poor like I'm betting like oh, and I'm betting and private to I'm betting like $10 Right shit, no money just shame full amounts for that place Yeah, and they're I mean that's where the tellers look at you and they're just like God even yeah, even the other poor people are like What are you doing yeah, and the girl that's looking at she was like you know, you know, it's where it's suit, right?
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, yeah, I've been a million horse tracks
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: The horse tracks I'd been to in Atlantic City.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's the dirtiest people in the fucking planet.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I've never wanted to suit to a goddamn race.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: So first race ever, what do we do in the shorts and sandals, isn't it?
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I do wear a full fucking suit.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I went and got, got fitted at Jelly Banks for Sears, Tucker.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, 2011.
• 46:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude, I,
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's fun to Don Johnson's a fucking blast, but yeah.
• 47:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: So there's an interesting thing in this, by the way, one actually a note from the Derby I want to.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: So there's a horse, full effort, kind of a long shot.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, what's to that scratch?
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, he's running full effort.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, do full effort scratch.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, full effort just scratch.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Damn, okay, fuck.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, full effort scratch, so he's done it.
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: My book is on it, dude.
• 47:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I'll read the rest of them here.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: The Puma is at 9 to 1.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: So happy is that 11 to 1.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Emerging markets, is it 12 to 1?
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dan on bourbon, is it 12 to 1 and already about dance?
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's going down there in tonight's.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of like, so happy.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently won the Santa Anita Gerby by a lot.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Really?
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, three lengths.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's 111.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah Not many might get drunk with your buddies live on there and just fucking game.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, why not?
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Why the fuck not?
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's a Friday.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck it.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's pouring here too
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, in credit bolts, bolts, I like that, 16 to 1, Potente, 20 to 1, then I've already bet, let me test 28 to 1, wonder Dean, as it 25 to 1, golden tempo, is that 33 to 1, Albus at 40 to 1, do you go off in names?
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I won't bet on albus.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: I won't either.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't like bet on the Harry Potter horse.
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't like that.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nope, not at all.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't win.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, albus is off shit.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, that's owned by like some fucking annoying person.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just some rich fucking dick.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that absolutely not putting any money on albus.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: uh... now i'm out of all this golden tempo i'd go by names yeah i'd go by names my grandmother did and she said gray horses my grandmother always said gray horses so by the way i told you earlier i did not win my derby bet i did win bet set day but not the derby bet uh... in twenty eleven you know who won in twenty eleven who animal kingdom animal kingdom i just read this and remembered and i'm sure my girlfriends and told me to stay away because of this that was animal kingdoms first race on dirt
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she had only run grass before that.
• 49:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Really.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that usually they never win.
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you're used to one surface and one surface.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, fuck.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I used to go.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's just placed in Columbus, Ohio as well.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: They had the carts.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: The Nicolai Oak Ridge car sucked dude.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like a and it was always fat Jockeys.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can only go a certain speed.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you can whip the horses as hard as you want.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, yeah, this sucks.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's what joke it does.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I owed it down.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Does he sit in the fucking cart?
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have you never seen Ryan if you can, you don't have to, but if you can, we're doing a lot for him.
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nicola Jokitch riding his horse cart.
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he's in the cart?
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: I bet it was riding the horse.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, he's in the cart.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: He loves the cart, raise it.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, look at this.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, damn it, dude.
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, this is exactly what these motherfuckers look like.
• 49:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sayoda Downs and Columbus Ohio.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: He loves the horse cards.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, they're awful.
• 50:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: It is awful to watch.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's like a warning to shit.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it's boring to shit.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it's boring to shit dude.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I hated it.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this this is the single reason why this man plays NBA.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: So we can get back to his horses.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably, right?
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: He said it on record.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: There was a there was a caddy that was like that.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Typing was Tiger Woods is old caddy.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was just like, it was a Steve or something.
• 50:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was just like, yeah, I want to fuck out of here.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like,
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm good with your bullshit, um, the team, Rick Petino tried to dip a toe in that.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: He did.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he lost all his money.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's expensive.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: So usually these horses go for like eight to 12 million dollars.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: However, if you win,
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: you win $8 million.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's like, and then they take them out to the start and breed it.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's where you want to build it.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is out of a Kentucky Derby's dick of the winner of it.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right?
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll typically, once they're all fucking breedered out, go from anywhere from $40 to $60 million.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: So that's what we're going to last.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that's why everybody does this shit.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Now a few years ago, there was a bunch of fraternity dudes who just went in on some I think that was last year.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: She was the last year to use.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: You two years ago, I think, some shit bag horse and it was the last entry.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like 18 grand and ended up winning.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, what the fuck?
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because a couple other horses fell out and I was like, well, shit, I had to fill it up here.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is, you know, not going to do it and say I got rich as fuck.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Good for them.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Next up is Pavlovian.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: That seems like something Dan would probably bet on at 40 to one.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: maybe I should put it done.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you need to do one long, long shot.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, yeah, uh, and I have mine right now.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Great white at 66 to 11, right?
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just because, why not?
• 51:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just because it's, he's on the outside, 21 pole position.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is he?
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's not great.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: And Trepeto is it's 50 to one, six speed.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Give me Pebble.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, actually, at 40 to one, I'll go that one.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Pebble Oian?
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know Dan's gonna bet that fucking thing.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's at, he's a 16 pull.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Go.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: 40 to one.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: There we go.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: And Trepeto, 50 to one.
• 52:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's third.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: The number three spot.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't like the name.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's my name guy.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I do.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm a name guy six feet.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is it 66 to one.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like six feet.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like it lots.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Where's six feet up six feet is 17.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like that spot.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Six feet at 66 to one.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm writing these down because I'm going to fucking bet on.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then I'll put these all on my best.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's in drinking a bro sports private group.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Anybody can join just don't be a fucking asshole.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know the rules.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's see, great whites, 66 to one.
• 52:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna sprinkle just because I like the name.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Robusta at 80 to one.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's all the way on the outside.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Robusts is?
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: I, all right.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: So if he's on the out, all the way on the outside, this fucker will probably take off immediately.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then he'll be the pace for this bullshit.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: And they'll, you know, just to get his name out.
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm Robusta.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's out to a hot start.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's out to a hot start.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: uh... and then a celly uh... that is eighty-one as well i get no vibe on that that's that's a no one sounds like an annoying dog name no and they're also a way outside of he's uh... twenty twenty-second pole position cell so
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna go, and by the way, I usually take five or six because I enjoy it, and I just sprinkle it, and it's fun to watch, and it's a fucking blast.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Do you do place and show as well?
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't, I only do win.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: So you can do, by the way, for the listeners, you can do win place and show.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: That means if they come anywhere in the top three, you win money, and it's great.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: But if the horse finishes third, you get less money.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: And that's all fine.
• 53:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look, you money's money, so you win, however.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's the fucking derby.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want to feel like a champion.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't feel like a winner very much in life And when I do I'm on a fucking win.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to be third.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't want to be fucking third So give me Potente, litmus test Dan on bourbon the Puma six speed
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: can't do so happy.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't do it.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like so happy.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not happy right now.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: So let's so happy in general.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let him make you happy.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, but then it sent then to root for it, you know, the fucking thing tomorrow or whatever at the distillery now.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just can't do it.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can't I can't root for what I'm not feeling.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's on vibes too.
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's on vibes.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And some of it, too, is like, what can you picture as the name of a Kentucky Derby winner?
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
• 54:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's a great one.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Pull up the past ones.
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Pull up the past.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's just go like the past 10.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: You've got sovereignty last year.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 55:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was a favorite I think.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: Then mystic Dan.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's that was mystic Dan.
• 55:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 55:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I said majestic Dan.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: That was the one.
• 55:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: All the listeners want them.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, mystic Dan.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Mage Mage Mage.
• 55:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man.
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't there for that.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I don't know what the fuck that is.
• 55:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Rich strike.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Rich strike.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Anything is with Jesse one.
• 55:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mandaloon.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Authentic Country House.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Justify, always dreaming, justify was dope.
• 55:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nyquist, and then one of the great horse names American Pharaoh.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: American Pharaoh was one of the greatest horses I've ever seen.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Did American Pharaoh end up winning the triple crown?
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think so.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: American Pharaoh was just fucking destroying people.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, American Pharaoh won the triple crown.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Justify was the last one to win the triple crown.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Justify was great as well.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: But due to Mary Farrow, it's just smoking people.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, it's a dope name.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know, and I, I, that's just good of all the way.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was the favorite.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: It was like two to one.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I didn't bet on it, full disclosure.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't, I just, I won't, I will not bet on the favorite.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want to, I want to, I want to win some money.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I want to feel like a fucking winner.
• 56:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want to feel like Joe gets right there.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just sitting in a cart.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I want to get that drunk, or I'm just sitting in a cart.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: But to me, out of these names,
• 56:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: like which one do I think a commandment sounds like one renegade sounds like one.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like you can tell you to be winner.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 56:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think I think I can visualize Danon Birben.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was one.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Birben's a tough one for me.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then Golden tempo.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Golden Temple sounds like one doesn't it feels like a 33-to-one.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's a good odds.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Where's Golden Temple at?
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: On the post, he is, let's see, 19.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: 19.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a whole lot of three horses to the right of him.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he's going to move in because of the thing.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: The drawbacks, all right?
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Those feel like just names that win.
• 57:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like if it feels like a name I could read and be like, oh, yeah, that's a winner.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Golden Temple, yeah, give me.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: 33-to-one.
• 57:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know about a bunch of these dudes, I feel like a fucking champion.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's just saying, if you win, you wouldn't want to fucking money.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's like, I don't care about that in six or seven horses.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's like your gives a shit.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the odds are good enough that you can, of course, that's why somebody was asking me about that last year when I, when I placed my bets and they were like, why do you do so many and I was like, because the odds are fucking insane, this isn't like a basketball baseball or football game.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: These odds are nuts, dude.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: So you're going to win a shit ton of money if one of these hits.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know, obviously don't bet every horse, but five or six will do.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's what I usually do when I'm there.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: So where are you going?
• 57:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm even gonna I'm gonna buck my own thing right there.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I will take so happy Even though it doesn't sound like a winning me.
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I will take both baffer horses.
• 58:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: It does sound like a winner I just don't I just too gay from there.
• 58:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: So so happy both baffer horses and So pretend saying let me test yes and then Yeah, I think the other one I I'll go with I'll just do one more.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think I will stand on bourbon
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fair enough.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fair enough.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like this spinner and Kentucky Derby show.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look, if drink and bro the week, we might as well have one of you gay guys up here.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Are you allowed to?
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: Who is your buddy to come on out?
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, what is his deal, dude?
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: He is just all over you, bro.
• 58:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like holy shit.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's nuts.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Come on down, dude.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Smip or drink and bro the week on drink and bro's back.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just a bonus show today.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: So don't worry about why I'm another show on Sunday.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Just a bonus show for this week.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's all it is.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: Come on up, dude.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: Shits.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Smintedringabros.com, get the fucking bro box.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: The chairs, we only do that once, every year and a half, they're super expensive.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: No monies, man, but they're just fucking dope.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: And love them, and the T-shirts rad.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it has to be me, and Dan trying to fight the construction workers.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: So that's awesome.
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: And, oh shit, I just got the fucking beat shirt, by the way.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go to that blue one.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: That just came to me.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: I sent it to my house and let me send it was like shit.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is dope, but I got one for my dad for his birthday, happy birthday, Jerry.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: These are fucking rad, super comfortable, man.
• 59:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: If you're just looking at fucking drink beer all summer and just fucking do whatever man.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go to the river, fucking beach, do it.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: We all kind of shit on there phone cases crime corners got their own section and citizens got their own section drinking Bros phone cases all that other shit and then the app the app is Drink it roses free on iPhones and androids you can submit on there and it's got a wall just like Facebook No admin you can go nuts to Tuesday's crazy in there We also added 30 seconds of video like people are fucking their wives and shit for 30 seconds.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's a rad what's your name dude?
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's your name?
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Edward Rusk I've been on here before you've been on here before yeah, but you weren't gay last time You grabbed my fucking dick dude.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I did because I'm fucking 18% gay So what's the story here?
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I guess why are you making out when you're buddy back there?
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, well, why are you guys stealing kisses?
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's a reason why I was his best man really?
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because you guys are fucked Yeah, we're about to go fucking the party.
• 1:00:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is a broke-back set, isn't it?
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, where you're kind of but are you married to no
• 1:00:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, Mary to the game.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: Obviously.
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then, you know, waiting for his wife to divorce him, so you guys can go back to the mountains together.
• 1:00:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: Recreate that magic.
• 1:00:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir.
• 1:00:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I understand what's in it.
• 1:00:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've seen the fuck.
• 1:00:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Have you been on the show before?
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir.
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right here.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right fucking here.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: How do you really do?
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, dude.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: We've done.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I countered it up.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was on a plane.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I thought I was going to die.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I just like it.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there was no Wi-Fi or anything, and I was just scrolling the count.
• 1:01:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, it came here today to meet Ron Susan and Don Holiday and fucking Don Holiday is not here.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's not here, Don Holiday is not here.
• 1:01:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ron Peterson's here.
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Two thousand three in her episodes.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: God damn, dude.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's more than Rogan, right?
• 1:01:14
  [UNKNOWN]: I don't know.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, no, uh, well, no, I think he's got like 50 more than us.
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: What the fuck?
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, mine is, he started to lead it episode.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: He started, uh, uh, way earlier though.
• 1:01:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, but yeah, who do you want to give a drink with a week, too?
• 1:01:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I like her using dance fucking armrest, too, is if you did, I did your ass time, too.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know.
• 1:01:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: God damn it.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at you.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm, I'm Don Holiday, dude.
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who do you want to give a drink with a week, too?
• 1:01:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess that fucking douchebag over there.
• 1:01:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's this thing?
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Clayton Charles.
• 1:01:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, God, I mean, I can't give us this sexual energy between you guys this fucking wild today.
• 1:01:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, what is going on?
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, we just went and had some delicious Greek food without his wife.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And what was the restaurant?
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I like Greek food.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was a Greek food.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Artemis.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Artemis and B. Cave.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude, B. Cave's got all the cool shit.
• 1:02:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't have any cool shit.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude, fuck, dude.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is gonna go down town, like for us.
• 1:02:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, the game is about 20 minutes away.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's all right.
• 1:02:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, everything.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: So everything you're from Florida, like dude, it's fucking down.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was in Oklahoma and then now I'm in Florida and now I'm in Austin and this place is fucking awesome.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, wait for the summer starts.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I'm used to it.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oklahoma, it's like, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: But humidity, they're fucking sucks, brother.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's brutal.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I like how you call me brother too.
• 1:02:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just finished that Hogan duck.
• 1:02:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're my, oh, don't know shit.
• 1:02:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's so good.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Did I say, so fucking good.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, gonna watch Netflix.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit dude, I,
• 1:02:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Man, I see this on Ross Paterson Revolution in the other day, and I'll say it here.
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: I watch all, I binge them in one fucking night, dude.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was listening to it.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: He just... Dude, he came to the local grocery store when I was still on Tulsa to promote the beer before.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, real American.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, dude, fuck.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was so pissed off that I didn't go there during my lunch break because it was literally like a mile and a half I didn't what he died like two months later Fuck dude like three weeks later.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, it was brutal.
• 1:03:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: I got some so we were doing we were gonna deal with him So I was talking to him here and yeah, and it was one of those things where the first call we had
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: You know, I'm in St.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Brother forever, and I love Hulk Hogan, right?
• 1:03:32
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't I never do this dude.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: I never do this with celebrities, but like he was the one What I was just like, but I was Bob and Delco here in the studio and I put on speaker I was like, you're not going to believe I'm talking to him.
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: And it's a man.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, you know, you know, when don't want to work with your brother.
• 1:03:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everyone do this and this and I was like, oh, fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then the faculty called me brother.
• 1:03:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and he always did, and it was great, right?
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: We had like three or four conversations.
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: And the last one I had was like three weeks, I'd right before he died.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: So he was the such.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was gonna, we're gonna put him on a can in Florida.
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Because we're in Tampa right now.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's where he lives.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, he used to, all right, people.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: I, it's weird that he's dead to me.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not gonna lie.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, he's still lives in Tampa.
• 1:04:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 1:04:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's sold us.
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: Everything now lives in Tampa, but it's,
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: because Ash is all that, and then when you watch it too, like the Oval, I was at the funeral, like what the fuck, I don't know why.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Whatever, but we were gonna put his head on a can, and then we'd a special flavor for him, and it was only gonna be available in Florida.
• 1:04:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Can I ask him to play for us?
• 1:04:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was gonna be sour skittles.
• 1:04:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I have it, I have the flavor and it is one of my favorites, but I can't do anything with it right now.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like we'll see about that after the show.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, if you can write a check, I'll make it tomorrow, but it was tall boys.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: So his face was going to be in the can and then he was going to have like 1% of the company and we were like, yeah, and then we're going to do events together.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: So I met up with him and his team in Michigan.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: and he goes, brother, come out to the thing, you know, hop on the podcast with everyone to live, show you the University of Michigan.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: And, um, but he would only do 15 minutes because of his time, right?
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, because he had to go to all these fucking bars and restaurants.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go, dude, I get it.
• 1:05:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: But like, our audience would be pissed if you only did 15 minutes in the show.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: So it's like, you've got to just, just, just come, just come and do a whole thing.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then he goes, uh, what I'd like to do, man, is just set up a podcast.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_06]: He'd have beat, uh, restaurants.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, me and a bunch of listeners got fucked up there one night.
• 1:05:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Did I know it was a party with Nick Hogan?
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm at a son and he wanted to tell us how to get that hang out.
• 1:05:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so we, me and Nick hung out.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: He was a huge fan of the new guy.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so, that's awesome.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: We party with him all night and it was only like, I don't know, like,
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: 15 listeners, and then Nick, and then a couple of his buddies.
• 1:05:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: So like it was like 18, it was just raging all night.
• 1:06:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: And at Hogan's Hangouts, dope.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so I go look, man, I've already seen your place.
• 1:06:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know where this podcast should go.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know they set up and everything else.
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Put them on a college Georgia.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: I said look, me and Georgia are going to fly out there.
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: And we'll set this up for you.
• 1:06:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm like, dude, you'll be up and running.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: And like, a month.
• 1:06:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: tops and I go they hid live karaoke I think I'm like a Tuesday or Monday said and then I go or no I'm Tuesday and I go if you do the podcast on a Monday night then you can do raw and all the other shit talk about the rest of everybody else and and he goes yeah man he goes tons of gas man and he goes like I was like why and he goes to Jimmy Hart was his neighbor Jimmy mouth of the South and then Rick Flair lived in his coldest sack he said
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: I can tell the story because he's gone now, but like, and I was just blown away, I was just like, what?
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then he goes brother.
• 1:06:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: I just want to give you heads up now, and we meet Rick, because we were scheduled to fly out there, and it's, you know, to all shit.
• 1:06:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I go, he's wondering, me, Rick, man.
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: The second hit hits five o'clock.
• 1:07:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: He will start drinking.
• 1:07:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: And he goes, he is like shaking up until five o'clock.
• 1:07:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Five hits dude boom boom and he just goes the rest of the day.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, the rest of the day But this was after the heart attack.
• 1:07:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, when he almost died and I was like, what and he goes dude?
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Five o'clock and I just kept telling me that I was like, okay, I trust you
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, and then he fucking died.
• 1:07:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know where.
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: And then the dock explains it and we chat about our on our PR.
• 1:07:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's common knowledge, but definitely watching that it was a fucking next surgery and so they're soon in the hospital because I was like, the last time I talked to him was about like I said three weeks before he died and he was fine.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like he had just come back for the same event and he goes, uh, and I'm like, how are you?
• 1:07:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: He's just traveling everywhere.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like you said, Oklahoma's flying everywhere, doing the opening for the beer and all the other shit.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: And by the way, I liked the beer.
• 1:07:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: And so, yeah, it's good beer.
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I've got three signs, 12 packs in my house.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I took him, I flew him to North Carolina.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck, dude.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's how much you meant to me.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's how much you meant to me, brother.
• 1:08:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it took that shit back!
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what have been dope if you had to set up a fucking table back here, had him on the show, and then had him just fucking, super ex-you.
• 1:08:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, on the leg drop.
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: The leg drop.
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, you have the leg drop.
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: You guys do fucking leg drop too.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's what had been the greatest of all time.
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's right, it sucked dude.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: But he was totally fine, man.
• 1:08:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: Three years before his death, and he just goes, uh, he's good man.
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, I'm just fucking tired and jet lagged and because we were eating about obviously we were going to drink this is similar thing where I'm traveling and we're fucking against him and I go bro, I didn't wrestle for 40 fucking years and he was 70, I want to say 3 or 72 or something like that.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_06]: Dude had a bozo ring in like nineteen seven.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he had to eat a b-ring since he was like fucking eighteen years old Like yeah, right at the bottom of the b-ring With a blonde b-ring like the unnatural fucking blonde b-ring He's rocked a fuck The earring do love it love it Uh, since I tell you what man is Bob back there
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: about them shit.
• 1:09:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he's taking a shit again there.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's Bob.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I just did a podcast.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: He needs shit.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's nuts.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: Um, grab him.
• 1:09:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I have to grab it.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ask him if he's taking a shit.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_06]: Tell him I need to pull up a clip here real quick.
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Since you're here, since you're a fucking fucking fan.
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to show it.
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't like here.
• 1:09:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Let's just keep fucking rock, but yeah, I'm going to cry.
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm crazy.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Got you.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so much booze.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, uh, if he's taking a shit, they don't don't interrupt me.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're good, dude.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ironically, the clip that I was gonna play though, area is Bob, running, running, Bob, running, Bob.
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: Real quick, you got crime corner.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_06]: Big, bad, Bob.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was going to fucking kill me.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, pull up, Hulk Hogan taking a shit at the hospital.
• 1:09:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my, dude, I saw this because of you.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know, because of you, I'm talking about it, dude.
• 1:09:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think we showed her on this show, but I don't know what platform it was on.
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: And like, after this many shows, dude, all this shit gets jammed together.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: There it is.
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even need the fucking here, it did.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Take the paint start to come off the walls.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I think you're definitely going to have to bring my walking.
• 1:10:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: And paint start to come off the walls, dude.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I have a little steamer all along.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cursey flush.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy, courtesy flush.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was that bad.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm definitely going to be going home.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got steamer.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: These walls were yellow.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're turning the musty.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Green is brown right now.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Brother.
• 1:10:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mike.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's way to end the show dude, that's way to end the show.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, are you guys doing any more live shows here?
• 1:10:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, we got a couple of, we got a couple of, I'll come in and, we live right around the corner.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'll come in and shave my fucking shit into, uh, like how that handlebar, perfect.
• 1:11:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Perfect, perfect, yeah, we got a couple of weeks live on air.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: You got a couple of weeks left.
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Mark my words, I'll do it.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Bonus show!
• 1:11:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll have the regular show out on Sunday night.
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: This is always for funsies.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'd love to Kentucky Derby.
• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's one of our favorite things.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're usually there with the move and all that other stuff.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: We'll be back next year at the Derby.
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_06]: OK.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Appreciate it.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Tune it in.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_06]: Go to iTunes, right?
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: Show 5 so I don't leave a quick review.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: This video will be on Spotify.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: right after the show is over so feel free to watch it on their qualities and credible we appreciate it's uh... even though he's not here for giving it a name that in hollow a hot bob uh... i'm ross paterson this drink and bros pod casco night everyone