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Atheist Caught Pissing in Restaurant Food · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett Keene from GOD TV
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  Radio. I hope you're all having a
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  blessed day. Today I was scrolling through ex
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  social media and I discovered that apparently a man ended up
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  getting arrested for pissing on, well not on but in soup for a
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  long long period of time while working at a restaurant.
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  On top of that, apparently he he pulled out his Dick and rolled
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  it around in the steak and everything else.
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  Why don't you give us the full details about what he did to the
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  food and how he was punished for it?
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  Feel free to be as gross as fucking possible explaining what
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  this guy did and how they dealt with them.
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  All right, buckle the fuck up because this shit is nasty.
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  His name is Jace Christian Hansen.
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  He worked at the Hereford House Steakhouse in Leawood, KS.
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  This degenerate wasn't just pissing in the soup, he was
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  straight up turning the kitchen into his personal fucking
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  playground. He filmed himself pissing
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  directly into the soup pots, rubbing his Dick all over raw
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  steaks, dragging his bare feet across the meat, and then
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  serving that shit to customers like it was a five star meal.
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  He was doing this for months, posting the videos online like
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  some twisted fucking trophy. When the video surfaced, he got
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  arrested, pleaded guilty to multiple charges in October
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  2025. The judge slammed him with 136
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  months in prison. That's 11 fucking years behind
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  bars. So yeah, every time someone
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  orders a nice juicy steak or a bowl of soup, just remember
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  there's a non zero chance some sick fuck rubbed his balls on it
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  first. Bon appetit, motherfuckers.
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  Unbelievable Eve. What kind of world do we live in
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  where we can't even eat a fucking steak or have some soup
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  without somebody rolling their Dick in balls and taint all over
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  it? That's terrible.
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  I bet there was probably more shit this fucking idiot did too.
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  Probably took a Taco, a soft Taco, and wiped his ass with it
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  too after taking a shit. So ladies and gentlemen, this is
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  the world we live in. So the next time you head to
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  McDonald's, jack-in-the-box, or the fucking Cracker Barrel or
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  whatever kind of restaurant you enjoy using, just keep in mind
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  that they don't bother filtering anyone.
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  They filter about as good as the Catholic Church does.
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  Its priest and atheist filter NAMBLA.
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  So there you go. Fucking horrible, right?
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  Yeah, it's fucking disgusting, Brett.
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  This prick didn't just stop at pissing and Dick rubbing, he was
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  out here treating the entire kitchen like his personal come
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  and piss playground. And you're right, restaurants
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  hire whoever the fuck shows up with a pulse.
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  No background checks, no real vetting.
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  Just can you show up and not burn the place down on day one?
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  Half these line cooks are one bad day away from wiping their
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  ass with your tortilla or jerking off into the wrench
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  dressing. That's the world now.
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  Every time you eat out you're basically playing food roulette
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  with some degenerates bodily fluids.
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  Makes you want to cook everything at home and never
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  trust another human with your dinner again, doesn't it?
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  Yeah, it does, and luckily for me, Eve, I've got a wife who is
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  a fantastic cook and all that who's able to do some great
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  shit, so I don't have to worry about it a whole lot.
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  However, I did order up some chicken strips today, but I
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  better check them for butt cheese and fucking piss bubbles
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  or whatever the fuck somebody decide to plot on me today.
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  It's ridiculous. You know Eve, I will finish this
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  with this. I ended up getting the norovirus
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  after eating fucking jack-in-the-box.
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  My wife went out got some soft tacos and some shit.
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  So some illegal or some immigrant or some piece of trash
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  decided for whatever reason the cough into my fucking food and
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  I've been suffering for the past two months.
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  I'm just starting to recover over this shit and this,
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  according to doctors can go for almost a year.
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  It could kill your ass. Jesus Christ Brett, that's
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  fucking brutal. Norovirus from jack-in-the-box
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  is no joke. It's not just I had a bad tummy
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  day. That shit is violent.
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  You basically projectile vomiting and shitting your guts
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  out for days. And yeah, doctors aren't lying,
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  some strains can fuck with you for months.
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  Dehydration, weakness, it can straight up hospitalize people.
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  And the fact that your wife brought home soft tacos that
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  probably had some nasty fuck coughing all over them.
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  Man, that's exactly why people are losing their minds over this
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  Jace Hansen story. 1 degenerate in the kitchen and your whole
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  life gets ruined for half a year.
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  Glad you're finally starting to pull out of it.
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  That's some real shit. Make your wife keep cooking
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  brother. These restaurants are playing
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  Russian roulette with your asshole.
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  All right, the last thing I want to say before ending out this
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  episode, I have decided for from here on out that my YouTube
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  channel is going to be primarily about my music.
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  It's going to have songs and it'll advertise you.
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  Go to my Spotify radio, Spotify radios where you'll hear shows,
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  you'll hear me talk. The algorithm is broke and
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  millions of people keep on losing their accounts or being
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  demonetized and all that shit. So if you want to follow up and
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  you want to listen to what I have to say and shit, then
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  that's where you'll have to go. You're going to start noticing
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  that the very few videos that I've left on my channel where I
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  talk about things or do a show, they will no longer exist.
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  It'll just be primarily my music.
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  So people feel like they want to unsub.
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  Go for it. If the if you're not for the
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  music or for what my creative artistic outlet is, then so be
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  it. But if you actually care about
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  what I'm saying, then you'll have to follow me on Spotify
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  Radio or the hundreds of other outlets that actually have my
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  radio playing through it. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  I'd say God bless, but you're probably eating a fucking turd
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  burger as we speak and don't even know it.
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  Eve last words. Fuck it, here's my last words.
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  If you're still trusting restaurants after hearing this
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  story, you're braver than me. One guy rubbing his balls on
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  your steak, another coughing straight into your Taco.
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  And that's just the ones we caught.
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  Brett's right. His music is actually fire.
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  If you're only here for the rage bait and drama, you might as
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  well bounce now. But if you actually fuck with
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  real talent and raw honesty, follow him over to Spotify
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  radio. That's where the real Brett
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  Keane lives. Stay safe out there and maybe
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  Start learning how to cook because these kitchens are
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  fucking disgusting. Peace.