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Wrestling is Better Drag Than Drag · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Charles: Wouldn't it be nice to not know what the term "monster fucker" means?
• 0:07
  Nora: I would like that.
• 0:09
  Charles: Because we found out just moments before this show started that Christopher Lanphear-Lanphear
• 0:17
  Charles: doesn't know what the term "monster fucker" means.
• 0:21
  Charles: And I'm sure, knowing the demographics of our audience, you at home probably know.
• 0:28
  Charles: You probably know.
• 0:29
  Charles: So-- - But I was accused of it last week.
• 0:32
  Charles: Okay, and we'll get to that.
• 0:34
  Charles: We'll get to the whole story after the intro.
• 1:27
  Charles: What is up, ladies and gentlemen?
• 1:29
  Charles: I am your host, Charles Joseph Kellyanne,
• 1:32
  Charles: with me as always, sitting right next to me
• 1:35
  Charles: on my onstage left, we've got the hostess with the mostess.
• 1:40
  Charles: It's true.
• 1:41
  Charles: From costess to costess, Nora.
• 1:44
  Charles: It's me.
• 1:44
  Charles: How are you doing, Nora?
• 1:45
  Charles: I'm good.
• 1:46
  Charles: How are you?
• 1:46
  Charles: I'm doing pretty good.
• 1:47
  Charles: It's Wednesday evening, 7 PM Mountain Time.
• 1:51
  Charles: And this is Vibe Check.
• 1:52
  Charles: And as always, Christopher Lanphear Lanphear
• 1:56
  Charles: on The One That Is.
• 1:57
  Chris: Lanphear Lanphear over here.
• 1:59
  Chris: My parents had no imagination whatsoever.
• 2:02
  Charles: It's hyphenated.
• 2:04
  Chris: Right, it is Lanphear Lanphear.
• 2:05
  Chris: It's actually Lanphear Lanphear.
• 2:08
  Chris: Because they couldn't decide, so they chose both.
• 2:10
  Charles: It is very important to acknowledge,
• 2:13
  Charles: It is two different families.
• 2:16
  Chris: (laughing)
• 2:16
  Chris: Very true, very true.
• 2:18
  Charles: It is your family names.
• 2:19
  Charles: They're not related.
• 2:20
  Charles: They're not related.
• 2:21
  Charles: Those land fears are not related.
• 2:23
  Chris: That was what attracted them to each other
• 2:25
  Chris: was the similar spelling of their last names.
• 2:28
  Chris: Was the cousin aspect of it all.
• 2:30
  Chris: Fuck you.
• 2:32
  (laughing)
• 2:34
  Nora: How's everybody doing, how are you doing?
• 2:35
  Nora: Just vibing, you know.
• 2:37
  Nora: Yeah, I did get accused of being a monster fucker
• 2:40
  Nora: at book club last week.
• 2:41
  Charles: Okay, tell the story.
• 2:42
  Charles: And then I want to do that or do we want to ask Chris what Chris thinks monster fucker is I mean
• 2:48
  Nora: What do you think it is Chris?
• 2:53
  Nora: You have no idea you just I got nothing I
• 2:56
  Chris: Seriously have no idea. Oh, okay. Well, we'll get to it unless
• 3:00
  Chris: That you know
• 3:04
  Chris: I decided I didn't want to make that connotation on the air
• 3:08
  Chris: So I'm going to sit here like a good boy and find out like the rest of the internet
• 3:14
  Charles: But it is I mean it probably is well one when one person loves a monster
• 3:22
  Charles: Whether that be a
• 3:24
  Charles: Sasquatch a Sasquatch or a a lot of times a tentacled being
• 3:30
  Charles: aliens aliens
• 3:33
  Charles: And and they enjoy the sexual nature of thinking about
• 3:37
  Charles: about being with one of those creatures.
• 3:41
  Charles: That is what we call in the biz.
• 3:44
  Charles: In the biz.
• 3:45
  Charles: In the biz.
• 3:45
  Charles: A monster.
• 3:46
  Charles: A monster fucker.
• 3:47
  Charles: Wait, what biz?
• 3:49
  Nora: The biz.
• 3:49
  Charles: Our biz.
• 3:50
  Charles: The biz.
• 3:51
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 3:52
  Nora: Well, so basically we read this book
• 3:55
  Nora: called Patricia Wants to Cuddle,
• 3:57
  Nora: which is about a Sasquatch out on some island in Washington
• 4:02
  Nora: and I guess I was the only one that read
• 4:05
  Nora: one of the main characters falling in love with Patricia.
• 4:07
  Nora: Sasquatch I thought they stared deeply into each other's eyes, and it felt very sapphic and loving to me
• 4:14
  Nora: But nobody else got that and so I was asked to then if I was a monster fucker
• 4:19
  Nora: Which the answer is actually no I'm not
• 4:23
  Nora: but it did feel like a very sapphic moment between the female Sasquatch and and the character like it just I
• 4:30
  Charles: Liked it. Yeah, so so you just like enjoyed that aspect of it
• 4:36
  Chris: That was that was kind of close to what I was thinking my thought was it was something along the lines of someone who's
• 4:43
  Chris: Who's attracted to furries, but I didn't want to make the connotation of furry equals monster. So right?
• 4:49
  Nora: Yeah, I think there's a different term for people who like furries. I just probably they're just all furries
• 4:55
  Charles: I think I think I don't know if you're in the chat and you help educate us help educate us
• 5:01
  Charles: I want to know. It's Pride Month. It is Pride Month. Furries are not part of the LGBTQ community.
• 5:06
  Charles: They like to consider themselves part of the LGBTQ community. However, however, however, a lot of them are.
• 5:13
  Nora: Right, but like furries, the, the, being a furry doesn't make you part of the queer community,
• 5:18
  Nora: but you can be a furry and have a sexual orientation that makes you part,
• 5:22
  Charles: or gender orientation that makes you part of the queer community. Right, and statistically.
• 5:28
  Nora: There's a lot of overlap.
• 5:30
  Charles: Those two circles are...
• 5:31
  Nora: That diagram is...
• 5:33
  Charles: It's close to a full circle there, folks.
• 5:37
  Charles: However, there are a lot of...
• 5:40
  Charles: Unfortunately, a lot of white supremacist furries.
• 5:44
  Charles: Wait, what?
• 5:45
  Charles: Yeah, yes.
• 5:48
  Nora: Well, I mean, there's like...
• 5:50
  Nora: There's gay men who are evil.
• 5:52
  Nora: Right, right.
• 5:54
  Charles: We had a huge conversation about this last week.
• 5:56
  Nora: There's a whole range of good and evil
• 5:58
  Nora: within the queer community, let's be clear on that.
• 6:00
  Chris: Folks, who's your favorite gay, evil person?
• 6:03
  Chris: Call us at 888-853-VIBE and let us know.
• 6:07
  Chris: Who should we be setting our sights on?
• 6:11
  Nora: Speaking of pride, I went to Pride in Fort Collins
• 6:14
  Nora: this past weekend. - Nice.
• 6:15
  Nora: It was amazing, it was really hot.
• 6:17
  Nora: It was the hottest day of the year so far.
• 6:19
  Nora: There were a few furries out there
• 6:21
  Nora: and I was admiring their stamina and willpower
• 6:25
  to go out on a hot day. - Damn!
• 6:29
  Nora: To go out on a hot day. - Damn, Nora!
• 6:31
  Hell yeah!
• 6:33
  Nora: And like, have even just their furry head on.
• 6:35
  Nora: It was impressive because I did not want to do that
• 6:39
  Nora: and I would not do that, but I admire it.
• 6:43
  Charles: That's awesome.
• 6:44
  Charles: It did sound like you were watching them fuck.
• 6:46
  Nora: Oh.
• 6:46
  Charles: I was enjoying their stamina.
• 6:49
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:51
  Nora: It was just hot and
• 6:52
  Charles: Everything's about sex with you, Charles.
• 6:53
  Charles: It was so hot.
• 6:54
  Nora: They were just trying to exist.
• 6:55
  Charles: And it was so hot that they were just existing.
• 6:58
  Nora: Yeah, exactly.
• 6:59
  Nora: So, yeah, but Pride was super fun.
• 7:02
  Nora: Got to see some drag queens.
• 7:03
  Nora: Hung out with my friend, hung out with another Nora,
• 7:07
  Nora: because more than one Nora in a friend group
• 7:09
  Nora: is a good thing to have.
• 7:11
  Chris: You can never have too many Noras.
• 7:13
  Nora: Exactly.
• 7:14
  Nora: Nori?
• 7:15
  Nora: Would Nori be the plural?
• 7:16
  Nora: Norizes, Norizes.
• 7:18
  Charles: Norisem.
• 7:21
  Charles: Norisem.
• 7:22
  Charles: (laughing)
• 7:24
  Charles: (laughing)
• 7:26
  Charles: Norai, Norai.
• 7:27
  Nora: Norai.
• 7:28
  Charles: Is too boring.
• 7:30
  Nora: I don't think it quite works.
• 7:32
  Nora: Norapai?
• 7:32
  Charles: Or you're like Lego and you're just
• 7:34
  Charles: Nora. - We're Nora.
• 7:35
  Nora: We're just Nora.
• 7:36
  Charles: The two Nora.
• 7:38
  Nora: There's actually been three Nora in a room before
• 7:40
  Nora: and that is quite
• 7:41
  Charles: That is the triple threat.
• 7:43
  Nora: It is, it was a lot.
• 7:44
  Charles: That's too many Noras, too many Nora.
• 7:47
  Nora: Exactly.
• 7:48
  Charles: Too many Norai.
• 7:48
  Charles: I don't like the Lego method.
• 7:50
  No you don't?
• 7:51
  No, no.
• 7:53
  You don't like-- - Too many nori.
• 7:55
  Too many nori. - Too many nori.
• 7:57
  Too many nor-- - Norises.
• 8:01
  Norisem.
• 8:02
  Nora: That's what you keep coming back to, norisem.
• 8:05
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:06
  Charles: But so after-- - A threesome of norisem.
• 8:10
  Nora: After Pride, I took a nap,
• 8:12
  Nora: but you guys went and did something else
• 8:14
  Nora: because I didn't do my energy right
• 8:18
  Nora: and I ended up having to sleep from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.
• 8:22
  Charles: Well, I'm calling you out.
• 8:24
  Charles: And we may turn on the apology light.
• 8:25
  Nora: That's absolutely okay.
• 8:27
  Charles: We'll get there.
• 8:28
  Nora: But also, I didn't realize Pride was the same weekend.
• 8:32
  Charles: Pride only comes around once a year
• 8:34
  Charles: and our wrestling shows happen more than once a year.
• 8:40
  Charles: This is true.
• 8:41
  Charles: However
• 8:41
  Charles: I will go to the next one.
• 8:43
  Charles: I will.
• 8:44
  Charles: I will go to the next one.
• 8:45
  Charles: So, last month, Chris texted us and said,
• 8:49
  Charles: "Hey, does anybody want to go to this wrestling show
• 8:52
  Charles: on the 6th.
• 8:54
  Nora: I didn't know when Pride was.
• 8:55
  Charles: Or the 6th and 7th, yeah.
• 8:56
  Charles: And Nora goes, "Hell yeah, I'm there."
• 9:00
  Charles: I did say that. - That's true.
• 9:01
  Charles: You did say that. - True story.
• 9:03
  Charles: And then you, last week, said,
• 9:06
  Charles: "Hell yeah, I'm not gonna be there."
• 9:07
  Nora: I said, "I'm not gonna be there,"
• 9:09
  Nora: because I didn't realize it's on the same day as Pride.
• 9:11
  Charles: I think
• 9:12
  Nora: If it was not on a Pride day, I would have gotten,
• 9:15
  Nora: but it was the day of Pride.
• 9:16
  Charles: I think that you need to invest in
• 9:19
  Charles: Yes. - A calendar.
• 9:20
  Charles: A calendar.
• 9:22
  Charles: I was gonna let it be in that space
• 9:25
  Charles: a little bit longer before I said it.
• 9:27
  Nora: Who uses a calendar these days?
• 9:29
  Nora: I have ADHD.
• 9:30
  Charles: I do. - It's the summer.
• 9:31
  Charles: I have to because I have ADHD.
• 9:34
  Charles: (laughing)
• 9:36
  Nora: I did not put it in my calendar and that's what happened.
• 9:38
  Charles: Yes, exactly.
• 9:39
  Nora: But I have already put the Twilight one
• 9:42
  Nora: in my calendar for August 20th.
• 9:44
  Charles: Yeah.
• 9:45
  Nora: Right, the 20th?
• 9:47
  Nora: Am I wrong?
• 9:48
  Charles: I can't remember.
• 9:50
  Charles: But we're all going to this next one.
• 9:51
  We're going to the next one.
• 9:52
  But I think that it's called,
• 9:54
  Charles: This is the Pit of a Killer. - 21st, okay, perfect.
• 9:55
  Charles: The 21st.
• 9:56
  Yep, I'll be there.
• 9:58
  Charles: And so, yeah, so Mandy didn't go,
• 10:02
  Charles: which is understandable,
• 10:03
  Charles: because she breaks every bone in her body,
• 10:07
  Charles: once a week at this point.
• 10:09
  Charles: Nora didn't make it.
• 10:10
  Charles: Like, we are a little offended by that.
• 10:13
  Nora: But I'll make the next one.
• 10:14
  Nora: If I don't make the next one, in that case, crucify me.
• 10:17
  Chris: What?
• 10:18
  Chris: Guys, instead of just talking about it,
• 10:20
  Chris: Why don't we take a look?
• 10:23
  Chris: Oh, so Charles, what are you, uh, what are your expectations going into this
• 10:29
  Chris: event?
• 10:29
  Chris: It's going to be loud.
• 10:30
  Charles: Yeah.
• 10:30
  Charles: It's going to be really loud.
• 10:32
  Charles: And, um, I'm going to have, I'm going to be autistic about it, but I'm going to
• 10:36
  Charles: have a lot of fun.
• 10:38
  Charles: I'm going to be autistic as fuck, but I, I got that thing on.
• 10:42
  Charles: I got that thing on.
• 10:43
  Charles: Oh yeah.
• 10:48
  Chris: Are you hoping that you'll get some wrestler's blood on you?
• 10:51
  Charles: Blood, sweat, piss, cum, a little bit of everything.
• 11:33
  Nora: (laughing)
• 12:07
  Nora: (laughing)
• 12:13
  Charles: Wrestling's awesome!
• 12:15
  Charles: It's so good!
• 12:16
  Charles: It's so, Nora, I cannot explain to you.
• 12:20
  Charles: We're gonna be talking about this for a while, I feel.
• 12:22
  Charles: I'm really excited.
• 12:23
  Charles: But like, okay, before I stepped into the show,
• 12:25
  Charles: I told you, I'm a little low energy.
• 12:28
  Charles: Just watching that back, it's me so hyped.
• 12:31
  Charles: I was like, yes!
• 12:33
  Nora: It was so good.
• 12:34
  Nora: I mean, it is really cathartic to watch somebody
• 12:37
  Nora: slam somebody around, I feel like.
• 12:39
  Charles: And like, we didn't even get some of the best moments
• 12:43
  Charles: in some of those shots.
• 12:44
  Charles: Like, the first one, there was the guy
• 12:46
  Charles: that was in the pink outfit.
• 12:48
  Charles: Silencio was his name. - Silencio was his name.
• 12:50
  Charles: And he's like this, he's got like this gimp mask,
• 12:52
  Charles: all pink, very flamboyant, very like,
• 12:55
  Charles: Deadpool doesn't talk kind of a character.
• 12:59
  Charles: So much fun watching that guy do his shtick.
• 13:04
  Charles: Then there was the, what I call, I don't remember,
• 13:06
  Charles: one of them's name is Logan,
• 13:08
  Charles: but it was like the Logan Paul brothers, basically.
• 13:12
  Charles: And they came out just vaping.
• 13:14
  Charles: They're like, (vaping)
• 13:17
  Charles: and you're like, they're obviously like the foils.
• 13:21
  Charles: And then he's like, (vaping)
• 13:24
  Chris: Yeah, I don't remember if he did it that night,
• 13:26
  Chris: but the dude who has the vape,
• 13:28
  Chris: he often will like blow it into his opponent's face.
• 13:31
  Chris: Oh, that's so good.
• 13:33
  Nora: And there's something that when you boo somebody
• 13:36
  Nora: and you boo them really loud,
• 13:37
  Nora: it releases something in you,
• 13:39
  Nora: like it just like, boo!
• 13:41
  Nora: Like it really, I don't know,
• 13:43
  Nora: for me, giving a good boo to somebody
• 13:45
  Nora: really releases something primal in my soul.
• 13:48
  Charles: Yeah, so I think 90% of,
• 13:53
  Charles: so the show itself, it's called Lucia Libre and Laughs,
• 13:56
  Charles: right, so and they would do about like two matches
• 14:04
  Charles: Numbers, dance numbers, they're very musical
• 14:08
  Charles: in what they do.
• 14:09
  Nora: Probably a number or like a match.
• 14:11
  Chris: So typically wrestling shows,
• 14:12
  Chris: like they have a series of matches
• 14:15
  Chris: and usually like a series of interviews
• 14:16
  Chris: if they're on television.
• 14:18
  Chris: Shows like this don't usually do a lot of interviews
• 14:21
  Chris: or promos, but what Lucha Libre and Laughs does,
• 14:24
  Chris: the and laughs portion, is they bring in stand-up comedians.
• 14:28
  Chris: So there will be a few matches,
• 14:31
  Chris: the announcer is announcing each one,
• 14:33
  Chris: and then people come out and do their thing.
• 14:35
  Chris: And then a stand-up comedian comes out and does a set.
• 14:38
  Chris: Right. - That's cool.
• 14:39
  Chris: And the comedians sucked.
• 14:40
  Chris: (laughing)
• 14:43
  Chris: I thought the first one had some good jokes.
• 14:44
  Charles: Yeah, I thought so too.
• 14:46
  Charles: However, I feel, I thought it was even better
• 14:49
  Charles: that they were bad.
• 14:51
  Charles: Yeah.
• 14:51
  Charles: Like, and I was just like laughing at them,
• 14:53
  Charles: just like not getting any laughs.
• 14:55
  Charles: Just getting like a,
• 14:58
  Charles: (laughing)
• 14:58
  Charles: And I'm over here like, "Ha ha!"
• 15:00
  (laughing)
• 15:02
  Chris: Point and laugh, point and laugh.
• 15:04
  Chris: I get the sense that the people who are,
• 15:07
  Chris: who make up the clientele that go to that show,
• 15:10
  Chris: just kind of tolerate the comedians.
• 15:13
  Chris: Right.
• 15:13
  Charles: They need like a better form of comedy.
• 15:17
  Charles: I submit.
• 15:18
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:19
  Charles: That we do it.
• 15:21
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:22
  Chris: Charles you also you also left out a an important component
• 15:27
  Chris: That's also different from most wrestling that you would see on television or at an arena
• 15:32
  Chris: They have live commentary by comedians by the comedian running throughout the entire show. That's fun
• 15:37
  Charles: Yeah, so then they would swap in and out the comedians who would do their sets in with the other people so that they would
• 15:43
  Charles: be telling jokes throughout the
• 15:47
  Charles: the matches as well and
• 15:48
  Charles: Those kinda sucked too.
• 15:51
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:51
  Charles: It was still enjoyable.
• 15:53
  Chris: It was still
• 15:54
  Chris: I think it's great because they're terrible.
• 15:56
  Chris: Because people don't understand
• 15:59
  Chris: how difficult sports commentary is.
• 16:02
  Chris: And wrestling commentary especially
• 16:04
  Chris: because you're also typically,
• 16:06
  Chris: you're also typically trying to tell a story
• 16:08
  Chris: as the match is going on.
• 16:10
  Chris: So not only are you describing the moves,
• 16:12
  Chris: but you are talking about the story
• 16:14
  Chris: of where the match is going.
• 16:16
  Chris: That's incredibly difficult
• 16:18
  Chris: if you're trying to do it straight.
• 16:19
  Chris: These guys just get stoned and just go crazy
• 16:22
  Chris: with the dumbest jokes you've ever heard.
• 16:25
  Chris: But that's part of the charm.
• 16:26
  Chris: Yeah, and talking about
• 16:27
  Nora: Those jokes do always make me laugh.
• 16:29
  Nora: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Nora: It's like the dumb jokes of a live in the moment
• 16:32
  Nora: kind of commentary on things.
• 16:33
  Nora: If it's dumb enough, I will laugh.
• 16:35
  Charles: It was, the whole atmosphere was really enjoyable.
• 16:40
  Charles: There were a few matches, so the comedians, not the best.
• 16:44
  Charles: They were still enjoyable.
• 16:45
  Charles: And then there were a cut like two of the how many were there six different matches six or seven
• 16:52
  Charles: Yeah, seven a number
• 16:54
  Charles: like I think two of them were just like alright
• 16:57
  Charles: These are running way too long and they were it was ones where they were just doing like weird like like
• 17:03
  Charles: weird dance moves with each other like
• 17:06
  Charles: like
• 17:08
  Charles: there was a woman and I'm guessing a gay man. I'm guessing this this like
• 17:15
  Charles: obvious drag queen
• 17:18
  Charles: Doing this like they were like just pulling each other's hair the entire time
• 17:21
  Charles: So it'd be like ah like pulling the hair back and then the other person would be like
• 17:27
  Chris: Some matches are you like purely athletic and they're showing off like they're what they can do and some matches really lean into the comedy
• 17:35
  Chris: Aspect right. So the whole like the hair pulling thing, which I agree went on way too long
• 17:44
  Chris: wrestling, they aren't allowed to pull their hair.
• 17:48
  Chris: So the fact that they made a whole bit out of it
• 17:50
  Chris: was kind of funny, but it did go on too long.
• 17:52
  Charles: Like that one, and then the one with the guy
• 17:54
  Charles: that I thought I knew, but I don't know him.
• 17:56
  Chris: (laughing)
• 17:57
  Chris: Charles does know.
• 17:58
  Chris: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 17:59
  Chris: So at one point, this guy comes out and Charles goes,
• 18:02
  Chris: I went to acting class with that guy.
• 18:05
  Chris: (laughing)
• 18:06
  Charles: I don't think so, I don't think it's the same guy.
• 18:08
  Charles: Charles did run-- - They look a lot alike.
• 18:10
  Charles: However, you're right, you're about to say this.
• 18:13
  Charles: I did run into my ex's family
• 18:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 18:17
  Charles: while we were out there.
• 18:18
  I was just gonna say another family you know.
• 18:20
  (laughing)
• 18:21
  No, I'll say it.
• 18:23
  Charles: Who I hadn't seen in a few years
• 18:26
  Charles: and they were just sitting right behind us
• 18:27
  Charles: and then they go, "Charles?"
• 18:29
  Charles: And I'm like, "Yeah."
• 18:32
  Charles: And then, yeah, it was those people.
• 18:35
  Charles: And there are people that know Chris as well,
• 18:36
  Charles: so it was nice to like catch up and say hi.
• 18:40
  Charles: and it's nice to see 'em, I guess,
• 18:44
  Charles: but it was just like, what do I,
• 18:45
  Charles: they're sitting right behind me,
• 18:47
  Charles: they're staring at my head this entire time.
• 18:49
  Chris: Well, yeah, it's that awkward moment
• 18:51
  Chris: where they're like, hey, sit by us,
• 18:52
  Chris: and we're like, cool, that means we have to interact
• 18:55
  Chris: with you-- - For a long time.
• 18:57
  Chris: Or something, like, once you've been like,
• 19:00
  Chris: 'cause I hadn't seen, I don't know about Charles,
• 19:02
  Chris: but I hadn't seen them in like six or seven years,
• 19:06
  so I didn't have a lot to say.
• 19:08
  Nora: That's the pre-COVID era.
• 19:10
  Charles: Exactly.
• 19:10
  Charles: Yeah, the last time that Chris saw them was pre-COVID,
• 19:14
  Charles: when this was still known as NoCoFM.
• 19:16
  Long time, long time.
• 19:21
  Charles: And I wasn't dating that person at the time.
• 19:24
  Charles: So we were just friends at that point.
• 19:27
  Charles: And we went over to the family member's house
• 19:29
  Charles: and just played Mario Golf on the N64.
• 19:33
  Charles: For hours. - For hours, hours.
• 19:37
  Charles: And yeah, it was after Comic-Con,
• 19:40
  Charles: which I think it was still called Comic-Con.
• 19:42
  Charles: Probably. - It was, yeah.
• 19:43
  Charles: Yeah. - It's back when
• 19:44
  Nora: it was Comic-Con. - Way back when.
• 19:45
  Chris: Charles, the name of the guy with the vape
• 19:47
  Charles: is Cody Divine, so. - Cody Divine and Logan Paul.
• 19:51
  Chris: How punchable is that name?
• 19:53
  Charles: For real, and like, it's so perfect.
• 19:55
  Charles: They had like, the white tanks on,
• 19:58
  Charles: and it's just like, all right, yeah,
• 20:00
  Charles: we know what you're doing, and it was so fun.
• 20:03
  Charles: But like, the best
• 20:05
  Chris: Oh my god, he's a realtor.
• 20:09
  Chris: No shit.
• 20:11
  Chris: So he wrestles under his real name
• 20:13
  Chris: and he's a fucking realtor.
• 20:16
  Chris: Hey Chris. - That's really cool.
• 20:17
  Charles: We're putting in our notes to contact this guy.
• 20:20
  Nora: We need him as one of our show sponsors.
• 20:22
  Charles: We just need, I just want him to show off a house
• 20:26
  Charles: the way that he shows off the ring.
• 20:30
  Charles: Here's a three bedroom, blast through the door.
• 20:35
  Charles: (laughing)
• 20:36
  Nora: That would actually, I think he could actually
• 20:38
  Nora: get some views off that.
• 20:40
  Nora: Honestly-- - That's a good video.
• 20:42
  Charles: I will pitch him the idea, be like,
• 20:44
  Charles: hey look, if you're gonna sell houses,
• 20:46
  Charles: you should do it like this, and this will go viral,
• 20:50
  Charles: and you will sell this house.
• 20:51
  Nora: We could run it on this show.
• 20:52
  Chris: His Facebook page is interesting,
• 20:55
  Chris: because it's a combination of people,
• 20:58
  Chris: like, we just closed on our first house,
• 21:01
  Chris: and then why didn't you come to my wrestling show?
• 21:06
  Chris: And like, here's my wrestling douchey persona.
• 21:10
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 21:11
  Hey, this house is under construction.
• 21:13
  Oh my God!
• 21:14
  I love him so much.
• 21:16
  That's awesome.
• 21:17
  Chris: Holy shit.
• 21:18
  Chris: Please, please, can you just?
• 21:19
  Chris: I will reach out to him.
• 21:21
  Charles: This is amazing. - Please reach out.
• 21:22
  Charles: Please reach out because this is the funniest thing
• 21:24
  Charles: I've seen in my entire fucking life.
• 21:26
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:28
  Nora: He doesn't even have a stage name.
• 21:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:32
  Chris: That's amazing, this is incredible.
• 21:34
  Nora: Maybe his stage name is his realtor name
• 21:36
  Nora: and it's all a stage name.
• 21:39
  Chris: Oh yeah, maybe it's just like a real in-depth story.
• 21:42
  Chris: Right.
• 21:43
  Chris: It's like a backroom style thing.
• 21:44
  Nora: This character is also, he also does Valhalla,
• 21:48
  Nora: but his name is actually like Peter Jackson.
• 21:52
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:52
  Charles: It's like the Undertaker, right?
• 21:57
  Charles: It's all a character, the whole thing.
• 21:59
  The whole thing.
• 22:02
  Chris: Also, he apparently did a show in Colorado Springs
• 22:06
  Chris: last month called Now That's What I Call Wrestling.
• 22:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 22:10
  Chris: Incredible.
• 22:11
  Chris: Which is amazing.
• 22:13
  Charles: He fought that same guy.
• 22:16
  Chris: That's a different guy.
• 22:16
  Charles: No, that's the
• 22:18
  Charles: Bonnie Valdez?
• 22:20
  Charles: I swear that's one of the guys that
• 22:21
  Charles: Hold on, let me look.
• 22:23
  Charles: He's one of the
• 22:24
  Chris: You are right, you are right.
• 22:25
  Charles: I know my faces.
• 22:28
  Chris: Three-way tag team match Cody Devine versus Lonnie Valdez.
• 22:31
  Chris: So you're all right.
• 22:32
  Charles: But so the team-- so it was Cody Devine and Logan, right?
• 22:36
  Charles: The shitheads.
• 22:38
  Charles: And then there was the luchador team,
• 22:41
  Charles: which was Helios and Rayo
• 22:45
  Nora: Plateado.
• 22:46
  Charles: Plateado.
• 22:47
  Charles: And then Lonnie and Marlon Bishop,
• 22:50
  Charles: who is the biggest man I have ever seen in my entire life.
• 22:54
  Charles: He's enormous.
• 22:55
  Charles: Not just-- I'm not talking fat.
• 22:57
  Charles: He's big. He is the most. He's a brick giant. Giant fucking man.
• 23:02
  Charles: He is like my his bicep is like my torso.
• 23:06
  And I have a big torso. That's awesome.
• 23:09
  Charles: I was like, wow, you are you are big man.
• 23:13
  You big boy. You are a big guy. Wow. You're big.
• 23:17
  Charles: And that, my friends, is why it's better than drag.
• 23:21
  You big boy. No.
• 23:23
  So look at him.
• 23:25
  Oh, look at him!
• 23:26
  Oh, God.
• 23:26
  Look at this dude.
• 23:28
  Whoa.
• 23:28
  Chris: He's also like, at least like six foot five,
• 23:31
  Chris: if not taller.
• 23:33
  Chris: Wow.
• 23:33
  Charles: He's fucking enormous.
• 23:35
  Charles: I do think, if I were to give any advice
• 23:39
  Charles: as like a performer, I think that they need to work
• 23:42
  Charles: on their, like, their hand signals a little bit, right?
• 23:46
  Charles: They all do the same thing.
• 23:49
  Charles: They all go thumb, cross the neck,
• 23:51
  Charles: with their tongue sticking out.
• 23:52
  Charles: They go, (growls)
• 23:55
  Charles: And they all do that, and then they also do this handgun thing
• 23:57
  Charles: where they're like, handgun.
• 23:58
  Charles: And they go, [GROANING]
• 24:02
  Nora: Which is cool, but when everybody does it
• 24:06
  Nora: You need to come up with something.
• 24:08
  Nora: Do you have some ideas?
• 24:15
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 24:18
  Charles: [HUMMING]
• 24:19
  Charles: You pump me out of the spot.
• 24:21
  Charles: I'm going to show off my nips.
• 24:23
  You've thought about a lot of other things, so, you know.
• 24:26
  The final match, the final match was between
• 24:30
  Charles: this character named Abaddon, right?
• 24:33
  Charles: And who was the other, the guy?
• 24:35
  Charles: Anaya is his name.
• 24:36
  Charles: Anaya, who looks like Keemstar.
• 24:38
  Charles: Are you familiar with Keemstar?
• 24:40
  Charles: I think so.
• 24:41
  Charles: Online personality Keemstar, like a ripped Keemstar.
• 24:44
  Charles: And this guy is kind of like the villain,
• 24:46
  Charles: and Abaddon is like this undead girl,
• 24:49
  Charles: like undead, like living dead girl.
• 24:51
  Charles: She literally plays the Rob Zombie's
• 24:53
  Charles: Living Dead Girl song.
• 24:54
  Nora: Love it.
• 24:55
  Charles: She's the one, yeah.
• 24:55
  Nora: Okay, yeah, she was the one with the green hair.
• 24:57
  Charles: Yeah. - Okay.
• 24:58
  Charles: So they did the final match, which was a
• 25:02
  Charles: It was a tables match.
• 25:03
  Charles: It was a tables match,
• 25:05
  Charles: where, and are you familiar with what a tables match is?
• 25:08
  Where they break the tables.
• 25:09
  Chris: Yes.
• 25:10
  Chris: So, yeah, you have to put your opponent through a table.
• 25:13
  Chris: Whoever goes through the table loses.
• 25:15
  Charles: Got it.
• 25:16
  Charles: How many tables did they break?
• 25:18
  Charles: Question.
• 25:20
  Charles: Is it one?
• 25:21
  Nora: No. - No.
• 25:22
  Charles: Is it two?
• 25:22
  Nora: More. - No.
• 25:23
  Charles: Three?
• 25:24
  Charles: More. - No, it was three.
• 25:25
  Nora: It was three? (laughs)
• 25:26
  Nora: It was three.
• 25:27
  Charles: But
• 25:27
  Nora: I saw multiple tables smashing in the clip there.
• 25:31
  Charles: So, yeah, so to win, you have to put
• 25:34
  Charles: your other opponent through the table.
• 25:37
  Charles: So the first one, they both go through together.
• 25:39
  Oh! (laughs)
• 25:40
  Charles: Right?
• 25:41
  Charles: And then the ref's like, "No, that doesn't count!
• 25:44
  Charles: "It doesn't count!"
• 25:45
  Charles: The second one, Abaddon throws Anaya?
• 25:50
  Charles: Is that the guy's name?
• 25:52
  Chris: She like hit him with the table,
• 25:54
  Chris: but the table didn't break, so therefore
• 25:56
  Charles: No, no, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
• 25:58
  Charles: He beat the ref up, so the ref was knocked out.
• 26:02
  Charles: You're right.
• 26:03
  Charles: And then she put him through the table,
• 26:05
  Charles: and the ref was like, I didn't see it happen!
• 26:08
  Chris: Despite the fact that there's a shattered table
• 26:11
  Chris: all over the ring.
• 26:11
  Charles: He's like, I don't know how that happened,
• 26:13
  Charles: so I can't say, there's not a camera right here.
• 26:19
  Charles: The third one, and this is like the most insane shit.
• 26:22
  Charles: So they put the third table outside the ring,
• 26:27
  Charles: like next to it, and they had them climb up on the side.
• 26:33
  Charles: This right here.
• 26:34
  Charles: So he's on the side, right?
• 26:36
  Charles: This is like feet of a drop.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:42
  Chris: You can see the remnants of the other table
• 26:44
  still sitting in the ring.
• 26:48
  Nice!
• 26:49
  That hits it hard.
• 26:52
  Chris: He also didn't land right because
• 26:55
  Chris: you're supposed to put your whole body through it
• 26:58
  Chris: and he only got like kind of his upper torso through it.
• 27:00
  Charles: You can hear his like head knocking.
• 27:02
  Chris: Yeah, he didn't launch himself far enough,
• 27:05
  Chris: which is unfortunate for him.
• 27:08
  Charles: And he was knocked out while we were walking out on,
• 27:11
  Charles: like he was still on the floor,
• 27:13
  Charles: he didn't get up or anything until after we had left.
• 27:15
  Chris: I'm guessing he was selling it,
• 27:17
  Chris: which is what they call in the biz.
• 27:20
  Chris: When you're trying to convey how dangerous
• 27:23
  Chris: or how hurtful something is.
• 27:26
  Chris: But he also did not land that right.
• 27:28
  Chris: You're supposed to put your whole body through it
• 27:30
  Chris: so that the table absorbs some of the fall.
• 27:34
  Chris: Hot damn.
• 27:35
  Nora: Whoopsie doodle.
• 27:35
  Nora: That sounds awesome.
• 27:36
  Charles: Wrestling is so cool.
• 27:38
  Nora: And yes I will be at the next one.
• 27:40
  Charles: Wrestling is so fucking awesome.
• 27:41
  Charles: Seriously, this is the pin of a killer.
• 27:44
  Charles: I don't know if it's actually Twilight themed,
• 27:46
  Charles: however the name is incredible.
• 27:48
  Charles: Is it actually Twilight themed?
• 27:50
  Chris: They have not said.
• 27:51
  Chris: All they've put out is the teaser image.
• 27:54
  Charles: How is that not Twilight themed?
• 27:57
  Charles: Well, I mean, like, you could name it that
• 27:59
  Charles: and then not have it be anything Twilight related.
• 28:01
  Chris: Yeah, 'cause like, for example,
• 28:02
  Chris: the event that they had in March was called That's So Fetch.
• 28:06
  Chris: So I think they always do some kind of theme around it,
• 28:10
  Chris: but I don't know whether the theme
• 28:11
  Chris: actually equates to anything in particular.
• 28:13
  Nora: What was the theme for this one?
• 28:15
  Nora: I don't think there was.
• 28:15
  Chris: 13th anniversary show so it was just like hey it's our anniversary anniversary
• 28:19
  Nora: show very cool okay and then we are missing if you guys haven't noticed
• 28:25
  Nora: let's see 30 minutes into the show we are missing one of our our cash our our
• 28:31
  Nora: other co-host our cast of characters cast of characters exactly Mandy is
• 28:36
  Nora: currently in the middle of getting her hair dyed so she's otherwise occupied if
• 28:45
  Chris: If you've ever wondered what Mandy looks like blonde.
• 28:47
  Nora: She looks like this.
• 28:49
  Nora: There you go.
• 28:50
  Nora: I love it.
• 28:51
  Nora: She said sometimes it's taken up to nine and a half hours
• 28:54
  Nora: for her hair dye to be done.
• 28:56
  Nora: So, oh.
• 28:57
  Charles: We have one more thing.
• 28:57
  Nora: We have one more thing from wrestling.
• 28:59
  Nora: We have another thing from wrestling.
• 29:00
  Charles: Oh yeah, we almost forgot.
• 29:01
  Charles: We did forget.
• 29:02
  Charles: We have to do this.
• 29:02
  Charles: Yeah, we do.
• 29:03
  Charles: So, at the theater, at the Oriental,
• 29:05
  Charles: they have this vending machine with a bunch of bags.
• 29:09
  Charles: They're mystery bags and all of them are all different.
• 29:12
  Charles: The person in front of us got this sensual one
• 29:15
  Charles: and it had condoms in it and pictures of sex moves.
• 29:23
  Charles: And it was the oldest lady who got that package.
• 29:26
  Nora: Yeah. - Of course.
• 29:27
  Charles: So we're gonna open this one.
• 29:28
  Charles: This one's called the body bag.
• 29:30
  Nora: I love mystery bags.
• 29:31
  Nora: There is nothing better in the world
• 29:34
  Nora: than a mystery bag or box.
• 29:36
  Charles: Okay, let's see.
• 29:38
  Charles: Here you go.
• 29:39
  Charles: Put those in, please. - Vampire teeth.
• 29:41
  Charles: (paper crinkling)
• 29:42
  Charles: We got ourselves a little guy.
• 29:45
  Nora: I love him.
• 29:45
  Nora: He's gonna sit on the shelf back there.
• 29:48
  Chris: A little scully guy, cool.
• 29:50
  Chris: Yep.
• 29:51
  Chris: And this isn't related to the wrestling show particularly.
• 29:53
  Chris: They just have this at the theater.
• 29:54
  Chris: This is a pen-- - It's in a vending machine.
• 29:57
  Charles: This is a pen top.
• 29:58
  Charles: This kinda sucks.
• 29:59
  Charles: Is this a cock ring?
• 30:02
  Charles: Anything is if you try hard enough.
• 30:04
  Nora: Just a regular one.
• 30:04
  Charles: It's just a regular ring?
• 30:06
  Nora: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Charles: No, this is a, I'm sorry.
• 30:08
  Nora: Oh, that's not a regular ring.
• 30:11
  Charles: This is not a regular ring.
• 30:12
  Chris: Oh, it's a regular ring.
• 30:14
  Chris: Charles, can you put that in camera too?
• 30:18
  Chris: Oh wait, hold on.
• 30:19
  Chris: Oh, that is so not in focus.
• 30:20
  Chris: We did not get it focused today.
• 30:21
  Chris: Where's the focus?
• 30:22
  Nora: There is no-- - I don't think there is one.
• 30:24
  Chris: That focus is wrecked.
• 30:25
  Charles: It's fine, but like
• 30:27
  Nora: That does not vibrate.
• 30:28
  Charles: See-- - Let everybody know.
• 30:29
  Charles: This is how we keep Gen Z in and focused on the show.
• 30:32
  Charles: Be like, "Jingle, jingle!"
• 30:34
  Charles: (laughing)
• 30:35
  Charles: "Jingle, jingle, Gen Z!"
• 30:36
  Charles: Here's a whistle.
• 30:37
  Charles: (whistling)
• 30:38
  Charles: Oh, it's a whistle, that's what it is.
• 30:40
  Charles: I thought it was a pen topper.
• 30:42
  Charles: We've got a
• 30:43
  Charles: Candy.
• 30:44
  Charles: I think this is a candy that's split in half.
• 30:46
  Charles: Yummy.
• 30:47
  Charles: Nice.
• 30:48
  Charles: Here is a miracle fish.
• 30:50
  Charles: I don't know what the fuck this is.
• 30:53
  Charles: Place fish in palm of the hand
• 30:54
  Charles: and its movements will indicate
• 30:57
  Charles: how you're feeling that day.
• 30:58
  Nora: Oh, is that body related?
• 31:01
  Nora: All right, you guys wanna see?
• 31:03
  Charles: A little alien with a parachute.
• 31:09
  Nora: The fish isn't moving.
• 31:12
  Nora: The fish is not moving.
• 31:13
  Charles: Oh, it is. - Wait.
• 31:14
  Charles: It is.
• 31:15
  Charles: It's like folding in half.
• 31:16
  Charles: Look at it.
• 31:18
  Nora: Curls up entirely, passionate.
• 31:21
  Nora: Curling sides, fickle.
• 31:25
  Nora: I-- - So, I don't know
• 31:26
  Charles: what I am. - Not showing you.
• 31:27
  Nora: Am I passionate or fickle?
• 31:28
  Charles: Put it back in your hand.
• 31:29
  Charles: Put it back in the palm of your hand real quick.
• 31:31
  Charles: Okay.
• 31:32
  Charles: Right there.
• 31:32
  Nora: Uh-huh.
• 31:33
  Charles: Right there, hold on.
• 31:34
  Charles: Hold onto it, hold onto it.
• 31:36
  Charles: Ready?
• 31:36
  Charles: I don't know what's happening.
• 31:38
  Charles: (laughing)
• 31:40
  Nora: Yeah!
• 31:43
  Charles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:45
  Charles: I saw this and I was like, oh my God, yes.
• 31:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 31:48
  Charles: Anything else? - It's a sticky skull.
• 31:50
  Charles: Anything else?
• 31:51
  Charles: A little, okay. - A maze.
• 31:53
  Charles: Okay, so this is
• 31:53
  Nora: So this is all entirely Oriental trading post things,
• 31:58
  Nora: but you know what, this was a fun excursion.
• 32:01
  Nora: This was so fun!
• 32:02
  Nora: Oh, there's an eraser?
• 32:03
  Nora: A little kitty eraser.
• 32:04
  Nora: And I think it's either a llama or a cat.
• 32:08
  Charles: I'll pick the llama.
• 32:09
  Nora: It's either a llama or a cat.
• 32:11
  Nora: And then this is a little, this is a guy.
• 32:15
  Nora: Just another little guy.
• 32:16
  Nora: That's a guy.
• 32:17
  Nora: That's a little guy.
• 32:17
  Nora: We have this guy.
• 32:19
  Who does this?
• 32:21
  You ready?
• 32:23
  Chris: Do it.
• 32:23
  Chris: Oh, a parachute guy.
• 32:24
  Charles: That was not on camera at all.
• 32:25
  Charles: That didn't work.
• 32:26
  Charles: No, that's totally fine.
• 32:27
  Charles: I feel like, there you go.
• 32:29
  This was fine.
• 32:31
  This was good.
• 32:31
  This was fine.
• 32:32
  We got some
• 32:33
  Charles: more weird body bag thing instead of just like like little fake blood and
• 32:39
  Nora: syringes right yeah but you know what these teeth are body yeah that's body
• 32:46
  Nora: yes I did yes I did okay
• 32:59
  Nora: (laughing)
• 33:00
  Nora: Yeah, they don't have enough of a bite,
• 33:02
  Charles: and so they're kinda hard to, you tasted my mouth?
• 33:06
  Charles: No, it's mostly like I just,
• 33:10
  Charles: I gag on things too easy.
• 33:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 33:12
  Charles: Yeah, you do.
• 33:14
  Nora: That's what she said.
• 33:15
  Charles: Hey-o.
• 33:15
  Charles: All right, so what's this stuff that you got
• 33:18
  Nora: around the net today?
• 33:19
  Nora: I've got some good around the net,
• 33:20
  Nora: so we're gonna start off with a relaxation
• 33:22
  Nora: with some hand exercises that I want to just,
• 33:24
  Nora: you know, get centered for our show today.
• 33:28
  Charles: Okay.
• 33:30
  Charles: I saw this one, you fucking asshole.
• 33:33
  Charles: Can you lift up the first finger?
• 33:35
  Charles: Yeah. - And back down.
• 33:36
  Nora: Oh, how nice.
• 33:37
  Video: And can you do the second finger?
• 33:38
  Nora: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Video: And back down.
• 33:41
  Video: Now on this one, let's take a deep breath in
• 33:42
  Video: as we lift up.
• 33:43
  Video: Ready?
• 33:44
  Video: (inhales)
• 33:45
  Video: And back down.
• 33:46
  Video: That one's a little more difficult.
• 33:48
  Video: And set the pinky.
• 33:49
  Video: Back down.
• 33:50
  Video: I know it's funny.
• 33:51
  (laughs)
• 33:52
  Video: I'm scared.
• 33:54
  Video: Face it forward.
• 33:55
  Video: Put 'em together.
• 33:57
  Video: Bring 'em out.
• 33:58
  Video: Hold them together.
• 34:00
  Video: Bring them out.
• 34:01
  Video: Now I want you to do these one by one.
• 34:03
  Video: I want you to connect.
• 34:04
  Nora: Why aren't you doing your hand exercises?
• 34:06
  Video: 'Cause I know what's going on.
• 34:07
  Video: Okay.
• 34:07
  Nora: No, you gotta do your hand exercises.
• 34:09
  Nora: Come on, Chris.
• 34:09
  Nora: And then connect.
• 34:11
  Video: No, I'm not doing it.
• 34:12
  Video: And connect.
• 34:13
  Nora: This is about centering.
• 34:14
  Video: And then go.
• 34:15
  Video: I want you to connect the first two.
• 34:18
  Video: Then I want you to take your other hand.
• 34:19
  Video: I want you to put it up high.
• 34:21
  Video: Then I want you to move this a little bit lower.
• 34:23
  Video: (laughing)
• 34:23
  Video: And look down.
• 34:25
  Chris: I don't like where this is going.
• 34:25
  Video: Who got gone?
• 34:27
  Video: (laughing)
• 34:27
  Video: That's right.
• 34:28
  Charles: I actually, we didn't have the, yeah,
• 34:31
  Charles: we did the fucking, the Serbo game shit.
• 34:35
  Charles: I literally, while we were watching that video,
• 34:38
  Charles: I got Nora with it.
• 34:42
  Charles: Off camera, I punched the fuck out of you.
• 34:45
  Nora: That's okay, I'm autistic, I fall for it.
• 34:47
  Nora: That's okay.
• 34:49
  Nora: All right.
• 34:50
  Nora: Next, this sound.
• 34:52
  Nora: I just need you guys to appreciate this sound right here
• 34:55
  Nora: that I found.
• 34:56
  Nora: (gun cocking)
• 34:58
  Nora: (gun firing)
• 35:02
  Charles: (laughing)
• 35:04
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 35:05
  Charles: Can we play that one more time?
• 35:06
  Charles: Yes.
• 35:07
  Charles: And we'd be quiet.
• 35:10
  Charles: (gun firing)
• 35:19
  (laughing)
• 35:21
  Charles: I don't find that funny.
• 35:23
  Charles: Mostly because that's how I sound any time that I eat dairy.
• 35:28
  Charles: (laughing)
• 35:34
  Nora: It's very Nora-coded.
• 35:36
  Charles: It's very Nora-coded.
• 35:39
  Nora: Okay, so I have like a few more.
• 35:42
  Nora: So I found some cursed art that I want to show you guys.
• 35:46
  Nora: So let's go ahead and just observe the cursed art.
• 35:49
  Video: The last episode we made ears for my dog,
• 35:51
  Video: but she needs a nose, I think.
• 35:54
  Video: Oh no.
• 35:54
  Video: Ah.
• 35:56
  Video: 3D modeling a nose.
• 35:57
  Video: I wanted to add those little stupid joke glasses.
• 36:01
  Video: And I like the style of Ray-Bans, so I did that.
• 36:04
  Video: And I got so fixated on making a functional hinge.
• 36:08
  Video: I don't know why.
• 36:09
  Video: And since you guys really like the screenshot
• 36:12
  Video: of her just sitting there,
• 36:14
  Video: I decided I was gonna make merch out of it.
• 36:16
  Video: And you can get stickers, magnets, and a mug and stuff.
• 36:19
  Video: She has hands.
• 36:20
  Video: I decided that this nose wasn't nosy enough,
• 36:23
  Video: so I added to the nostrils.
• 36:25
  Video: And of course it needed pores, because why not?
• 36:29
  Video: I printed the glasses on this holographic plate,
• 36:31
  Video: I don't know, for funsies,
• 36:33
  Video: and just used a regular plate for the nose.
• 36:36
  Video: And now we're getting the hinges to work
• 36:38
  Video: with some wire through the holes.
• 36:40
  Video: It's a little fragile, but it still works.
• 36:42
  Video: And of course, it needs eyebrows and a mustache.
• 36:45
  Charles: Fucking Groucho Marx ass shit.
• 36:47
  Video: I installed that with my current occupation.
• 36:49
  Video: I always have a faux fur laying around.
• 36:55
  It's so cursed!
• 36:56
  It's so cursed!
• 36:59
  Charles: Oh my god!
• 37:00
  It's so cursed!
• 37:02
  Video: But yeah, if you want to get a mug or magnet
• 37:05
  Video: or a sticker
• 37:06
  Video: it's available in my bag.
• 37:08
  Chris: Oh no I don't! Oh god!
• 37:10
  Chris: It's so cursed!
• 37:13
  Video: Yes, she got a lot of treats
• 37:15
  Video: but she's such a good sport.
• 37:18
  Video: (laughing)
• 37:18
  Video: If you guys have a suggestion
• 37:20
  Video: I hate it.
• 37:21
  Video: We'll make it, it will take me time, but I'll make it.
• 37:24
  Charles: I know that you guys are not gonna understand this.
• 37:26
  Charles: This will be funny to just a few people
• 37:28
  Charles: who watch this show.
• 37:29
  Charles: Have you guys ever seen Full Metal Alchemist?
• 37:31
  Charles: Mm-mm. - No, okay, cool.
• 37:32
  Charles: We can move on.
• 37:33
  Charles: (laughing)
• 37:35
  Charles: What did you think of the cursed dog?
• 37:37
  Nora: It's very cursed.
• 37:38
  Charles: Very cursed.
• 37:39
  Nora: Okay, I have a less cursed video next.
• 37:43
  Nora: This one's a lot more wholesome.
• 37:46
  Video: After a few months outside, my gondola starts to get a little bit saggy, so I'm going to
• 37:50
  Video: show you how to tighten the rope.
• 37:51
  Video: If you're new here and you're wondering why does this guy have a miniature ski lift on
• 37:55
  Video: his driveway, I'm Nick and I turned my entire yard into a miniature railroad.
• 38:00
  Video: I actually just saw a video from a ski resort in Washington State and apparently they have
• 38:05
  Video: to do this on real ski lifts as well.
• 38:07
  Video: The first time in almost 20 years, we're shortening and re-splicing the haul rope on Silverfur
• 38:12
  Video: Express.
• 38:13
  Video: Over time, the haul rope on every chairlift
• 38:15
  Video: slowly stretches from years of operation.
• 38:17
  Nora: So the first thing I'm gonna do is unscrew this.
• 38:21
  Nora: This is his backyard.
• 38:24
  Nora: I did also find a plain autistic.
• 38:26
  Video: This is delightful.
• 38:27
  Video: Right?
• 38:27
  Video: Just hold it with one hand.
• 38:30
  Video: That seems to be about hot enough.
• 38:33
  Video: I'm gonna measure zero.
• 38:35
  Nora: I just love the train going in the background.
• 38:38
  Chris: Are all of his videos yard train?
• 38:41
  Chris: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Chris: Nice.
• 38:43
  Video: I'm gonna, yeah, he just.
• 38:45
  Chris: Reminds me of that kid who was like really into trains
• 38:48
  Chris: when you're little.
• 38:49
  Video: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Chris: Like a lot of kids like trains,
• 38:52
  Chris: but there was always one kid who was like super into it.
• 38:55
  Chris: Turn it on.
• 38:56
  Yeah.
• 38:56
  This guy.
• 38:57
  Chris: This guy.
• 38:58
  Chris: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Chris: 100% this guy.
• 39:00
  Chris: This is what happens.
• 39:02
  Uh oh.
• 39:04
  Oh no.
• 39:07
  Video: Bummer.
• 39:10
  Video: This time, I'm gonna make sure that the rope
• 39:13
  Video: is on top of the rollers.
• 39:17
  And it's also so miniature. - Let's try this again.
• 39:21
  Video: Looks like everything's working.
• 39:22
  Video: Follow along if you'd like to learn about more unique ways
• 39:25
  Video: you can utilize your yard.
• 39:26
  Charles: Okay, can you send me the link to that guy?
• 39:28
  Charles: That's the coolest thing ever.
• 39:29
  Chris: Isn't that so cool?
• 39:31
  Yeah.
• 39:31
  Chris: That really should have ended with like footage
• 39:33
  Chris: of a massive explosion.
• 39:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 39:37
  Charles: I mean, it could.
• 39:39
  Charles: So I think it's a little offensive
• 39:42
  Charles: that you put less cursed art because that
• 39:44
  Charles: That was not cursed at all.
• 39:45
  Charles: Not cursed at all.
• 39:47
  Charles: That was a
• 39:48
  Chris: Unless you have a fear of trains.
• 39:50
  Nora: In comparison to the very cursed art that preceded it.
• 39:54
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:55
  Charles: That's all.
• 39:55
  Nora: That's why it was less cursed.
• 39:56
  Charles: It is like officially less cursed, however
• 39:59
  Nora: It is far less cursed.
• 40:00
  Charles: Yes.
• 40:01
  Nora: Yeah, okay, so I have one more.
• 40:04
  Nora: Have you guys heard of Stuthias?
• 40:06
  Charles: No, of course not.
• 40:07
  Nora: You have not heard of Stuthias.
• 40:09
  Nora: So have you heard of the perpetual stew?
• 40:12
  Charles: Yes, yes, yes.
• 40:13
  Nora: So a perpetual stew is what many people ate
• 40:17
  Nora: in like the Middle Ages or whatever,
• 40:19
  Nora: but it's just a pot where you put all the food leftovers.
• 40:22
  Nora: But Stuthius has been going for over 400 days
• 40:26
  Nora: and this is officially Stuthius the 8th.
• 40:28
  Nora: So let's go ahead and get Chris acquainted with Stuthius.
• 40:33
  Chris: I don't like it already.
• 40:35
  Video: Following the black garlic cascade incident.
• 40:38
  Video: of yesterday that perhaps tragically followed
• 40:43
  Video: This is today. - Stewtheus the 8th
• 40:44
  Video: being coronated.
• 40:46
  Video: I am simply not looking forward to today's bowl.
• 40:50
  Video: There is a glimmer of hope though.
• 40:53
  Video: The stew does not smell all that terrible,
• 40:57
  Video: but let's go ahead and get our bowl
• 40:59
  Video: and see how things have turned out.
• 41:01
  Video: Things are not good.
• 41:03
  Video: I would go as far as to say that things are bad.
• 41:07
  Video: These leek slices on their own make for an okay-ish bite.
• 41:12
  Video: This is, however, the most positive thing that I can say about today's bowl.
• 41:17
  Video: I previously thought of black garlic as a much more milder form of garlic,
• 41:24
  Video: which may be technically true, but in this amount, I would say that it is still quite overwhelming.
• 41:31
  Video: The best description that I can come up with is that the broth is harsh.
• 41:36
  Video: Importantly, not vomit-inducing though, so I would give today a 4 out of 10.
• 41:43
  Video: And without question, it measures up to 10.
• 41:45
  Video: Like last week, it was vomit-inducing.
• 41:46
  Video: Following that, I have one bone-in pork chop.
• 41:50
  Video: Normally, I go for two of these, but that can often feel like a lot to handle,
• 41:56
  Video: and this one is a little thicker than normal, so hopefully it is enough.
• 42:02
  Video: As opposed to our standard mushroom addition, I have some sliced water chestnuts.
• 42:07
  Video: I particularly like these with the pork, and they hold up to the heat very well in general.
• 42:13
  Video: And to finish off, since the mushrooms have been omitted, I will add in a generous sprinkle
• 42:20
  Video: of our mushroom umami spice blend.
• 42:23
  Video: But that is all for today.
• 42:25
  Video: Thank you all for watching.
• 42:27
  Nora: Goodbye!
• 42:28
  Nora: There was one time that he described his stew
• 42:31
  Nora: as like acidic and disgusting, like so bad.
• 42:37
  Chris: I mean, how could it not be disgusting?
• 42:39
  I mean, like if you put the right things in it.
• 42:41
  If you put like good things in it.
• 42:43
  Not a whole jar of black garlic powder.
• 42:47
  That's a lot of black powder.
• 42:48
  That is a lot of black garlic.
• 42:50
  Charles: That person should be locked up.
• 42:53
  Charles: (laughing)
• 42:54
  Nora: That's why RFK is making the camps.
• 42:57
  Charles: Yeah.
• 42:57
  Nora: For people who make stew.
• 43:00
  Charles: Jesus fucking Christ, Nora.
• 43:02
  Charles: I went there.
• 43:03
  Charles: Yeah, it's okay.
• 43:04
  It's okay.
• 43:05
  Nora: I probably would be put in a camp as well, so it's okay.
• 43:08
  Charles: Jesus Christ.
• 43:10
  Charles: See, you know, as somebody who has
• 43:14
  Charles: their own perpetual stew of sorts
• 43:18
  Charles: that I won't name because we don't,
• 43:20
  Charles: we're not in the segment for it.
• 43:24
  Charles: I get it, I get it.
• 43:26
  Charles: but you gotta be more thoughtful in what you're putting in.
• 43:30
  Charles: However, makes for really good fucking content.
• 43:33
  Charles: Sure does.
• 43:34
  Charles: As we have found out with our taste test
• 43:37
  Charles: and how disgusting that food was,
• 43:40
  Charles: disgusting things are hilarious.
• 43:42
  They're so funny.
• 43:44
  Charles: Just listening to him go, "No!"
• 43:48
  Chris: That was pretty great.
• 43:50
  Nora: Yeah, that was, yesterday the black garlic happened,
• 43:53
  Nora: so that was today's update.
• 43:55
  Nora: So we are fully up to date on Stuthius,
• 43:58
  Nora: but those are all of my around the nets for today.
• 44:01
  Charles: Yeah, so okay, so this first one is,
• 44:04
  Charles: we're gonna, these are participation ones.
• 44:07
  Charles: Okay. - We have some
• 44:08
  Charles: participation.
• 44:09
  Charles: So this one was sent to me by my partner.
• 44:12
  Charles: This is a trend online that is incredible
• 44:16
  Charles: and we're going to do it.
• 44:18
  Charles: It's, it explains itself.
• 44:23
  Video: I guess so.
• 44:24
  Video: Please confirm that I have not told you anything
• 44:26
  Video: about what we're doing.
• 44:27
  Video: I know zip about what we're doing.
• 44:29
  Video: Okay, it's an acting trend to say the same phrase
• 44:34
  Video: with these different motivators.
• 44:36
  Video: Okay.
• 44:36
  Video: Okay, are you ready for the phrase?
• 44:39
  Video: I guess.
• 44:40
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 44:44
  Charles: (laughing)
• 44:44
  Charles: Ready?
• 44:45
  Charles: So that's the mom for BET.
• 44:46
  Video: You're gonna do it and then I'll do it.
• 44:48
  Video: Okay, supportive.
• 44:49
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 44:53
  Video: Supportive.
• 44:54
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 44:57
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 45:00
  Video: Okay.
• 45:01
  Video: I'm disappointed.
• 45:03
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 45:09
  Chris: I'm just pausing it there.
• 45:12
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 45:14
  Chris: Whoa.
• 45:15
  Chris: I felt that.
• 45:16
  Video: Sarcastic.
• 45:23
  Video: Shaved your bush.
• 45:26
  Video: All right, nice choice.
• 45:31
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 45:34
  Video: Oh, I might've beaten you on the sarcastic one.
• 45:36
  Video: I don't think so.
• 45:37
  Video: (laughing)
• 45:40
  Video: You shaved your bush.
• 45:42
  Video: Hey.
• 45:45
  Video: Excuse me.
• 45:49
  Video: Shaved your bush.
• 45:52
  Video: (laughing)
• 45:58
  Charles: Incredible, so everybody's doing this,
• 46:00
  Charles: and I thought it would be fun for us to do this as well.
• 46:02
  Charles: So, who wants to do, are we all doing this?
• 46:06
  Charles: Yeah, we're all doing it.
• 46:07
  Charles: Okay, round table, I'll start.
• 46:09
  Nora: Supportive.
• 46:09
  Charles: Okay, so starting with supportive.
• 46:14
  Charles: You shaved your bush.
• 46:16
  (laughing)
• 46:19
  You shaved your bush.
• 46:22
  Charles: Nice, heck yeah.
• 46:23
  Charles: Chris.
• 46:25
  Charles: You shaved your bush.
• 46:26
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 46:28
  Charles: All right, we got disappointed.
• 46:33
  Charles: So you shaved your bush.
• 46:39
  Nora: Shaved your bush?
• 46:43
  Charles: Shaved your bush.
• 46:48
  Charles: Sarcastic.
• 46:50
  Charles: So you shaved your bush.
• 46:52
  Charles: (laughing)
• 46:58
  So you shaved your bush.
• 47:02
  Charles: Shaved your bush.
• 47:05
  Charles: Now flirting, okay?
• 47:14
  Charles: What?
• 47:16
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:17
  Charles: You like the look down?
• 47:18
  Yeah.
• 47:20
  Nora: A little peek you saved your butt
• 47:35
  Charles: This is so good
• 47:39
  Nora: Should we do any more? Hmm. I don't know what other acting challenges are there. I don't know
• 47:45
  Charles: No, I think that's I think I think we've got it
• 47:48
  Charles: Yeah, I don't think we can top that one
• 47:51
  Charles: So this next one I'm gonna skip the the whites whiter one
• 47:54
  Charles: It's a I was gonna flash you in the face with the light
• 48:01
  Charles: But we're gonna we're gonna skip that one so this one I forget what it is
• 48:10
  Charles: It's somebody going out to lunch, okay
• 48:13
  Charles: Another trick as well. Not that one. Why should be very white but not blown out you see this white slider here on the right
• 48:20
  Charles: It's the next if you hit alt on next one. Yeah, go to the next one. We're gonna skip this one
• 48:34
  Charles: Sometimes you've just got a giant sign of what you're gonna eat really hungry
• 48:37
  Charles: So this next one Chris you were mentioning did we mention it on the show how?
• 48:43
  Charles: how Elijah Wood did the Shrek.
• 48:47
  Chris: Yeah, we didn't talk about it on the show,
• 48:49
  Chris: I don't think, I think we talked about it
• 48:52
  Charles: at the wrestling show.
• 48:53
  Charles: Do you wanna like mention just like what happened
• 48:56
  Charles: at the Lord of the Rings thing real quick?
• 48:58
  Charles: 'Cause that context is really important for this.
• 49:00
  Chris: So at Fan Expo Denver, there was a special event
• 49:05
  Chris: that you had to pay extra to attend.
• 49:06
  Chris: It was with all four of the Hobbits,
• 49:08
  Chris: so Elijah Wood and the other three.
• 49:11
  Chris: And
• 49:13
  Chris: Whoever those other three are.
• 49:14
  Chris: Part of the event that they did was
• 49:18
  Chris: to reenact a scene from Shrek in a type of costume.
• 49:24
  Chris: So you had Elijah as Farquaad, Billy as Fiona,
• 49:32
  Chris: Samwise was the priest, and Dominic was
• 49:39
  Chris: or Billy was Shrek.
• 49:41
  Chris: Incredible. Yeah, it was fun. And yeah, they reenacted the entire wedding scene from that movie. Why I don't know
• 49:48
  Charles: So this scene this quick scene from a show popped up on my timeline featuring Elijah Wood and Shrek
• 49:55
  Charles: And I was like, wait
• 49:57
  Charles: There's a connection here
• 49:59
  Charles: Shrek all-star movie version
• 50:19
  Did you take your clothes off under the ropes? Yeah
• 50:26
  Now I have to destroy the road
• 50:35
  Chris: I assume that's from I love LA. Yes. Yes. Yeah new show. I love LA nice. That's awesome
• 50:43
  Charles: Yeah, so that was that was pretty delightful. This last one is he keeps popping up on my timeline
• 50:49
  Charles: It's I think we need this guy as a guest on our on our show. Okay. Where do you see the future of dating in?
• 50:58
  Video: Ten years computer chips in the brain. You've already seen this with Noah wake
• 51:03
  Video: And what's gonna happen is, you know, let's say
• 51:06
  Video: Let's say I I tell you I was kissing with this girl naked. She was going crazy last night
• 51:12
  Video: You should have seen it was crazy. She's freaking out
• 51:16
  Video: And you say yeah, right
• 51:18
  Video: You don't even you couldn't tell you can tell vagina away from another popped
• 51:23
  Video: You know busting busting my balls and my penis like guys do
• 51:29
  Video: Well ten years from now when you have confusion in the plane, I'll actually be able to upload
• 51:35
  Video: Her orgasm into your brain giving you a full body female orgasm the exact one she had to prove that I did it. I
• 51:43
  Chris: Think it sounds like this. Oh
• 51:46
  Chris: It didn't play
• 51:47
  Charles: Well, I didn't play, okay.
• 51:50
  Charles: Well, I think we need this guy on the podcast.
• 51:55
  Charles: (laughing)
• 51:55
  Charles: He's a pretty cool guy.
• 51:56
  Charles: Pretty cool guy.
• 51:56
  Charles: He's a pretty cool guy.
• 51:57
  Charles: He really knows how.
• 51:58
  Charles: He really knows how to have,
• 52:00
  Charles: make a good, we got some.
• 52:02
  Charles: (laughing)
• 52:02
  Charles: There it is.
• 52:04
  Charles: A Wilhelm scream?
• 52:05
  Charles: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Charles: In my show?
• 52:09
  Nora: Hey, we're not allowed to go,
• 52:10
  Nora: "Wah, wah, wah, wah!"
• 52:11
  Nora: We can still have a Wilhelm scream.
• 52:13
  Charles: Right.
• 52:14
  Charles: So!
• 52:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 52:18
  Charles: Folks, we can play the music that's on my laptop, Chris.
• 52:22
  Charles: Folks, it's a lot of, we've had a lot of fun.
• 52:25
  Charles: We have a lot of fun here.
• 52:28
  Charles: We do this show weekly, but what is Vibe Check?
• 52:32
  Charles: What is loudspeaker, right?
• 52:35
  Charles: Well, first off, loudspeaker is not just
• 52:38
  Charles: the space that we're in, but loudspeaker is also
• 52:43
  Charles: an online radio station.
• 52:45
  Charles: Did you know that?
• 52:46
  An online radio station?
• 52:47
  Yes, and how many stations do we got?
• 52:49
  Six!
• 52:49
  Charles: We've got six different stations online,
• 52:54
  Charles: and the brand new one, Revolution 6,
• 52:56
  Charles: is out now, 60's music.
• 52:58
  Charles: It's incredible.
• 53:00
  Charles: I'm very happy with that art.
• 53:03
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:03
  Charles: Somebody named Charles and Kelly made that art.
• 53:07
  Charles: Very, very good.
• 53:08
  Charles: But we got a lot of great stuff.
• 53:10
  Charles: Ad-free, listener-supported radio station for you online.
• 53:16
  Charles: Now, here's the thing that I want to tell each of you,
• 53:21
  Charles: and that I have a little bit of a gripe with Chris about.
• 53:24
  Charles: Ooh. - Ooh.
• 53:25
  Charles: We have an app for the loudspeaker
• 53:28
  Charles: on Android and Apple devices, correct, Chris?
• 53:32
  Charles: Yes. - An app?
• 53:33
  Charles: But did you know, you didn't, and I didn't,
• 53:36
  Charles: it is Apple CarPlay enabled.
• 53:39
  Charles: Because this
• 53:40
  Nora: Apple CarPlay!
• 53:42
  Charles: This bitch over here on our way to the wrestling show was playing through Apple CarPlay, which
• 53:48
  Charles: I didn't realize we could do.
• 53:51
  Charles: And now all I'm doing in the car is listening to loudspeaker.
• 53:55
  Charles: Because now I don't have to put on a podcast.
• 53:59
  Charles: Now I can just throw in loudspeaker in my car.
• 54:02
  Just plug that sucker right in.
• 54:04
  And it's all available for you for free.
• 54:06
  You don't even have to plug it in anymore.
• 54:08
  Charles: So, you at home, you're like, I hate listen
• 54:13
  Charles: Shut up.
• 54:14
  Charles: (laughing)
• 54:15
  Charles: I hate listening to Spotify ads every couple of minutes.
• 54:19
  Charles: I hate spending $20 a month just to get my ding dang music.
• 54:26
  Charles: Well, folks, download the app.
• 54:29
  Charles: Loud, what is it called?
• 54:31
  Charles: Loudspeaker Radio.
• 54:32
  Charles: You can download it on any device that you have available.
• 54:35
  Charles: You can play your music in your car,
• 54:37
  Charles: on your way to the office, on your way to soccer,
• 54:40
  Charles: on your way to
• 54:42
  Charles: Loudspeaker.
• 54:44
  Charles: (laughing)
• 54:45
  Charles: Come on over, come on over here
• 54:47
  Charles: and on your way to loudspeaker.
• 54:48
  Charles: Don't, please don't, just show up.
• 54:50
  Nora: On your way to the dog park, there we go.
• 54:53
  Charles: Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 54:55
  Charles: And you can just check out the great music
• 54:58
  Charles: that we have available for you for free.
• 55:01
  Charles: And just by doing that, you're supporting the show.
• 55:05
  Charles: And if you're like, you know what?
• 55:07
  Charles: I need-- - Loudspeaker Radio.
• 55:08
  Charles: Download it right now. - Get it.
• 55:10
  Charles: Download it right now.
• 55:11
  Charles: You're doing it.
• 55:11
  Nora: I'm downloading it right now.
• 55:13
  Charles: So, download Loudspeaker, the Loudspeaker Radio app.
• 55:18
  Charles: Go to Loudspeaker, support us financially.
• 55:21
  Charles: Just listen to the station
• 55:22
  Charles: if you can't support us financially.
• 55:23
  Charles: Whatever you can do to support this show,
• 55:25
  Charles: to keep us running here would be fantastic.
• 55:28
  Charles: We've been in business for how long, Chris?
• 55:31
  Charles: Eight glorious years.
• 55:33
  Charles: Yeah, we are getting close to the 10 year anniversary,
• 55:38
  Charles: which is absolute insanity.
• 55:40
  Charles: So folks, this song is called "Need to Get Drunk
• 55:45
  Charles: to Get Out of This Place."
• 55:47
  Charles: No, "To Get Out of This Funk."
• 55:48
  Nora: "Need to Get Drunk to Get Out of This Funk."
• 55:51
  Charles: Sounds about right.
• 55:53
  Charles: This song doesn't play on the radio.
• 55:54
  Charles: This is just royalty free music.
• 55:56
  Nora: But this is what the app looks like.
• 55:58
  Nora: It's really easy to use.
• 55:59
  Nora: You just click on it.
• 55:59
  Charles: You just click on any of the stations.
• 56:01
  Nora: Yeah, and look, it's playing right now.
• 56:03
  Nora: Right from my phone.
• 56:04
  Charles: We should not play that because it's copyrighted music.
• 56:06
  Charles: (laughing)
• 56:08
  Nora: Yep, it just got turned off.
• 56:09
  Nora: (laughing)
• 56:13
  Nora: Yeah, well, check out that app, check out our site.
• 56:16
  Nora: And if you have any podcasting or videoing
• 56:21
  Nora: or other media needs,
• 56:24
  Nora: we have a space available to rent as well.
• 56:26
  Nora: So if you go to Loudspeaker Studios,
• 56:29
  Nora: that has all the information about how to access our space,
• 56:33
  Nora: how to get in contact with us,
• 56:37
  Nora: all of the tools that we have.
• 56:39
  Nora: We have amazing microphones, we have cameras,
• 56:42
  Nora: it's all set up and ready for you to use.
• 56:45
  Nora: So book on the website, check out our radio shows
• 56:49
  Nora: because we are here for you.
• 56:52
  Charles: This is way too many calls to action at this point.
• 56:55
  Charles: We love you.
• 56:56
  Charles: You work in marketing, you go out with one call to action
• 56:58
  Charles: and we did like seven.
• 57:00
  Nora: I don't work in marketing, I just do tech support.
• 57:04
  Charles: As you pull away the mic.
• 57:06
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:09
  Nora: So anyway. - Hello.
• 57:10
  Nora: That's loudspeaker.
• 57:11
  Nora: We love you. - We love you.
• 57:13
  Chris: So Charles, with your bone to pick,
• 57:16
  Chris: I got a bone to pick with you.
• 57:20
  Chris: We have had CarPlay support since March of 2024.
• 57:25
  Chris: Whoa. (laughing)
• 57:28
  Nora: Somebody's not paying attention, Charles.
• 57:30
  Chris: And it is currently the pinned post on our Instagram.
• 57:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 57:38
  Chris: March 27th, 2024, you are two years behind, my friend.
• 57:44
  Chris: (laughing)
• 57:46
  Charles: Hey Nora, can you reach over and turn on the apology?
• 57:49
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:51
  Nora: I can't reach it, my arms are short.
• 57:53
  Charles: Chris, you wanna run over here and turn on the apology?
• 57:55
  Charles: No.
• 57:57
  Charles: Folks, then get the fuck out of here.
• 57:59
  Charles: I want to apologize to you real quick.
• 58:02
  Charles: I don't have Instagram right now
• 58:04
  Charles: because I have gotten off of most social media.
• 58:07
  Charles: I did do that only three months ago
• 58:10
  Charles: where I got off of all social media.
• 58:12
  Charles: But please forgive me for not knowing my own business.
• 58:16
  Charles: I love you.
• 58:17
  Charles: And I love you, Chris.
• 58:19
  Charles: Please forgive me.
• 58:22
  Charles: Okay, that's
• 58:23
  Nora: Now whose bone is picked?
• 58:25
  Charles: Don't.
• 58:25
  Charles: (laughing)
• 58:26
  Charles: You're not allowed to pick my bone.
• 58:28
  Charles: I do not consent.
• 58:30
  Charles: (laughing)
• 58:31
  Charles: I do not consent to bone picking
• 58:34
  in any form on this show.
• 58:38
  Charles: It's been an hour.
• 58:40
  Charles: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Charles: You guys are like, we've got so much to do.
• 58:44
  Charles: You know what?
• 58:45
  Charles: What do you mean?
• 58:45
  Charles: I think we can jump into Marble Minute.
• 58:49
  Nora: Yeah, let's start with Marble Minute.
• 58:51
  Chris: Yeah, let's start with the Marble Minute.
• 58:54
  Chris: Let me find it.
• 58:55
  Chris: There it is.
• 58:58
  Nora: I do love the Marble Minute.
• 59:00
  Charles: Smart mobile minutes now.
• 59:01
  Chris: So Marble Minute folks,
• 59:03
  Chris: every week we're talking about Marble League 2026,
• 59:05
  Chris: which is ongoing right now.
• 59:07
  Chris: These are the teams that we have chosen.
• 59:08
  Chris: Charles has Indigo Stars, I have Crazy Cat's Eyes.
• 59:11
  Chris: Mandy has the Pinkies and Nora has the Chocolatiers.
• 59:15
  Chris: You'll see the standings there.
• 59:16
  Chris: And this is the Hazer event.
• 59:18
  Video: First to go after they've watched the showdown
• 59:21
  Video: and the Hazers have a disastrous run.
• 59:23
  Video: The swing way.
• 59:24
  Video: Oh man.
• 59:25
  Video: Finish! Ooh, okay.
• 59:27
  Video: There, each team gets two runs.
• 59:29
  Video: The Snowballs...
• 59:32
  Video: Snowballs put three in the ten.
• 59:36
  Video: Notches them a forty-seven. Now that ties!
• 59:39
  Video: Now, how does... how does this run work?
• 59:41
  Video: Held by the Turtle Sliders from the Showdown
• 59:43
  Video: back in 2023. - I think you need to make it the furthest.
• 59:46
  Chris: Yeah, the furthest without... without leaving the track.
• 59:49
  Chris: You get penalized if you end up in that, uh,
• 59:52
  Chris: that spot at the very end.
• 59:53
  Chris: Woo-wee!
• 59:55
  Chris: Oh, you're looking good there.
• 59:56
  Video: Crazy cat's eyes and team plasma.
• 59:58
  Video: Coming up now.
• 59:58
  Video: And here's my team for what it's worth of the first set plasma.
• 1:00:02
  Video: They've lost a couple of marbles really early.
• 1:00:05
  Video: This should be.
• 1:00:06
  Video: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Video: Not great.
• 1:00:08
  Video: Not really.
• 1:00:09
  Video: Losses.
• 1:00:09
  Video: Not great.
• 1:00:10
  Video: The pinkies do especially because they are.
• 1:00:12
  Video: Chocolate tears.
• 1:00:13
  Video: And they love the people.
• 1:00:14
  Chris: Here's Mandy's team.
• 1:00:15
  Chris: The pinkies.
• 1:00:16
  Chris: Shout out to the pinkies.
• 1:00:17
  Chris: Oh, damn.
• 1:00:18
  Nora: This is a hard one.
• 1:00:20
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:00:21
  Video: Has been fantastic.
• 1:00:22
  Video: Oh, wait, wait.
• 1:00:23
  Video: Takes no prisoners.
• 1:00:24
  Nora: Here we go.
• 1:00:24
  Nora: Let's try again.
• 1:00:25
  Nora: Let's get some better ones here.
• 1:00:27
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:00:28
  Nora: I got stuck on five.
• 1:00:29
  Video: No, no, you're good.
• 1:00:30
  Video: That's good.
• 1:00:30
  Video: Officially the number going into this event.
• 1:00:35
  Nora: Nice cleaned up there.
• 1:00:37
  Video: Thank goodness.
• 1:00:37
  Video: And the cobalt, the stars have been running away with this
• 1:00:41
  Video: championship for a while now.
• 1:00:43
  Video: Oh, that was a good one.
• 1:00:45
  Video: That was a good one.
• 1:00:46
  Video: In the lead by two points.
• 1:00:50
  Video: Is a two, one, two, nine, 10 to third place.
• 1:00:54
  Video: -You have to go start, you just kick an ass.
• 1:00:57
  Video: -Still in the top five, they're gonna be happy with that too.
• 1:01:00
  Video: -Yeah. -And the Snowballs are guaranteed a medal.
• 1:01:03
  Video: Crazy Cat's Eyes and Team Plasma now.
• 1:01:05
  Chris: -There's the second run.
• 1:01:07
  Video: -Okay, okay, okay. -Okay, okay.
• 1:01:09
  Nora: -Okay, not bad.
• 1:01:10
  Video: -And it's gonna send one a bit too far.
• 1:01:13
  Video: -Yeah, that's okay. -Crazy Cat's Eyes, they net a 45.
• 1:01:15
  Video: -Pretty good. -That puts them into fourth.
• 1:01:18
  Video: Team Plasma. -Nice.
• 1:01:19
  Video: -Good. -And only manage 15th.
• 1:01:22
  Video: And so in the end, nobody could beat the Marble League record
• 1:01:26
  Video: and the Snowballs, 47 points.
• 1:01:29
  Video: Gold medal goes to the Snowballs.
• 1:01:32
  Video: Indigo Stars pick up a bronze.
• 1:01:34
  Video: Oh my gosh.
• 1:01:35
  Charles: Oh, who's in first again?
• 1:01:37
  Charles: Who's in first again?
• 1:01:38
  Charles: Who's in first again?
• 1:01:39
  Charles: I'm significantly further than you guys.
• 1:01:42
  Charles: Like really?
• 1:01:44
  Chris: You picked incredibly well, Charles.
• 1:01:46
  Video: Holy cow.
• 1:01:48
  Video: This round, Indigo Stars take the top spot again
• 1:01:52
  Video: by three over the resurgent Snowballs now.
• 1:01:55
  Video: Coming up next, it's archery.
• 1:01:57
  Video: And it's archery time.
• 1:01:58
  Video: All right. - All right.
• 1:01:59
  Nora: Ooh, okay.
• 1:02:01
  Video: Okay. - Crazy Cat's Eyes decide
• 1:02:02
  Video: to send their captain out first.
• 1:02:04
  Video: It's Red Eye.
• 1:02:06
  Video: 7.5 for the opening.
• 1:02:08
  Video: This is so awesome.
• 1:02:10
  Nora: Here's another captain first.
• 1:02:11
  Y'all, isn't that K'Nex that they're using for this?
• 1:02:16
  Video: Yes. - Yeah, the launcher.
• 1:02:17
  Video: Yep. - Oh.
• 1:02:19
  Video: This one tracing similarly,
• 1:02:20
  Video: but just a bit more to center.
• 1:02:22
  Video: Seven for green. - Okay.
• 1:02:24
  Video: 28.5 lowest of all.
• 1:02:25
  Charles: So the closest to the center wins.
• 1:02:28
  Video: No.
• 1:02:29
  Video: Closest to the center is the most points.
• 1:02:30
  Video: I got it.
• 1:02:31
  Video: Launch off to the side from the get-go.
• 1:02:33
  Chris: Come on, team. - But for example,
• 1:02:34
  Chris: if you hit the center and the one next to it,
• 1:02:37
  Chris: then you lose a little bit for accuracy.
• 1:02:39
  Nora: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:40
  Chris: Just a six.
• 1:02:41
  Nora: Come on.
• 1:02:42
  Nora: Okay, okay, okay. - Better from chalk.
• 1:02:47
  Video: Here's their captain, Bon Bon.
• 1:02:48
  Video: Oh, that got out of control.
• 1:02:50
  Video: Bon Bon, what the hell?
• 1:02:53
  What?
• 1:02:55
  Video: And a 4.5.
• 1:02:56
  Video: Oh, that's your team.
• 1:02:57
  That is me, yeah.
• 1:02:58
  Holy shit, dude.
• 1:02:59
  We're not good.
• 1:03:01
  (laughing)
• 1:03:03
  We're not good.
• 1:03:05
  This is not our season.
• 1:03:06
  Charles: Who would you have chosen?
• 1:03:08
  Holy shit!
• 1:03:09
  I don't know.
• 1:03:10
  Holy shit!
• 1:03:11
  That was a, but it was a half.
• 1:03:13
  Video: On the flip side.
• 1:03:15
  Holy shit!
• 1:03:16
  That was a good one.
• 1:03:18
  Holy Christ!
• 1:03:20
  What is up with your Indigo Stars?
• 1:03:22
  Oh my God.
• 1:03:23
  Nora: They are really, wow.
• 1:03:25
  Chris: Just wrecking shop every night.
• 1:03:27
  Chris: Oh, that one was awful.
• 1:03:29
  Video: Not sure that'll do it.
• 1:03:30
  Nora: Okay, well, God damn!
• 1:03:32
  Video: No, 30.5.
• 1:03:33
  Nora: What the hell?
• 1:03:34
  Video: Damn!
• 1:03:35
  Nora: Was it like 24?
• 1:03:37
  Video: Black Jacks still holding on.
• 1:03:38
  Video: 30.5.
• 1:03:40
  Video: 33.5.
• 1:03:42
  Nora: Yeah, I don't know what other team I would choose.
• 1:03:45
  Video: Mandy's team in this event and overall looking pretty good in the standings six
• 1:03:50
  Video: they've got a goal okay and their notches a nine oh five that got away
• 1:03:59
  Video: over to a five
• 1:04:04
  Video: Ooh. - For the center,
• 1:04:05
  Video: eight and a half.
• 1:04:07
  Nora: Okay. - Oh!
• 1:04:08
  Nora: Close, you're still ahead there.
• 1:04:12
  Video: Overall, not too bad.
• 1:04:14
  Video: Not bad, yeah. - This is incredible.
• 1:04:16
  This really is, yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Chris: Now, there's some controversy here.
• 1:04:21
  Chris: The Mellow Yellow and the Indigo Stars actually tied.
• 1:04:26
  Chris: Really? - Oh!
• 1:04:27
  Chris: So the Marble Association is having a meeting
• 1:04:30
  Chris: to confer about what to do about the tie.
• 1:04:32
  Video: We do have a tie.
• 1:04:35
  Video: And you can see that the officials are deciding what to do
• 1:04:39
  Video: and we're gonna go to a tie break here.
• 1:04:42
  Video: Both teams are
• 1:04:43
  Nora: Oh no.
• 1:04:43
  Nora: The officials are deciding what to do.
• 1:04:47
  Nora: That's so silly.
• 1:04:48
  A tie break.
• 1:04:50
  Oh!
• 1:04:51
  If it's both, make eight points.
• 1:04:53
  No fucking way!
• 1:04:55
  (laughing)
• 1:04:57
  Video: No way!
• 1:04:58
  Video: Just like Indigo, that's gonna be a hard to beat 9.5.
• 1:05:02
  Video: No!
• 1:05:04
  Video: You just took second.
• 1:05:06
  Video: You just took silver.
• 1:05:08
  Video: Oh wait, no. They're between 4 and 5.
• 1:05:13
  Nora: At least you didn't take first.
• 1:05:16
  Nora: Man. Hey, I'm okay with that.
• 1:05:19
  Video: Damn!
• 1:05:24
  Video: No!
• 1:05:28
  Video: Holy shit.
• 1:05:30
  Video: Kobalt's also up four, they're into the top ten.
• 1:05:33
  Video: Two seconds to last.
• 1:05:35
  Video: Yep.
• 1:05:35
  Nora: Hey, but Chris is right down there with me.
• 1:05:37
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:05:38
  Nora: But I still do not have any medals.
• 1:05:42
  Nora: I still have not medaled in any events, so.
• 1:05:44
  Charles: I'm so sorry.
• 1:05:45
  Nora: It's okay.
• 1:05:46
  Nora: I'm rooting for the underdogs over here,
• 1:05:48
  Nora: and I like Mocha and Chalk.
• 1:05:51
  Nora: Those are my friends.
• 1:05:52
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  Charles: What about BonBon?
• 1:05:53
  Charles: I think you need to have a talk with BonBon.
• 1:05:54
  Charles: BonBon sucks.
• 1:05:55
  Yeah, fuck that guy.
• 1:05:57
  (laughing)
• 1:05:57
  Get fucked, BonBon.
• 1:05:59
  So much for a team captain, God.
• 1:06:02
  Chris: Yeah, you may need to choose an alternate for that one.
• 1:06:05
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Chris: Yeah, next year you should show up
• 1:06:08
  Nora: with the episode you choose.
• 1:06:09
  Nora: I will.
• 1:06:11
  Charles: Who would you have chosen?
• 1:06:13
  Nora: I really don't know.
• 1:06:14
  Charles: Yeah?
• 1:06:15
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:06:17
  Charles: You're like, "I'd choose the Snowballs."
• 1:06:18
  Nora: Whichever one is gonna win, that's the one I want.
• 1:06:22
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:06:23
  Chris: Indigo stars have never done this well,
• 1:06:25
  Chris: and they're a newer team.
• 1:06:27
  Nora: Right.
• 1:06:29
  Nora: I'm still deciding, I'm still keeping my options open
• 1:06:33
  Nora: for next season, but for this season,
• 1:06:35
  Nora: I'm definitely rooting for the Chocolatiers,
• 1:06:38
  Nora: despite their lack of, exactly.
• 1:06:44
  Charles: Chris is playing one of the six sound effects
• 1:06:46
  Charles: on that board back there.
• 1:06:47
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:06:48
  Nora: Hey, we need to get, we already talked about
• 1:06:50
  Nora: we need to use more sound effects.
• 1:06:52
  Charles: Does it have the crickets on that one?
• 1:06:54
  Chris: I don't know if they're, no.
• 1:06:57
  Chris: I got a rooster though.
• 1:06:58
  Chris: (rooster crowing)
• 1:07:00
  Nora: Wake up.
• 1:07:01
  Nora: All right, what do we got next?
• 1:07:03
  Charles: So we can do a couple things.
• 1:07:05
  Charles: So well, we got three options.
• 1:07:07
  Charles: Number one, we're getting closer to time.
• 1:07:10
  Charles: We can end the show a little bit earlier
• 1:07:11
  Charles: if we're feeling like it.
• 1:07:12
  Charles: We can talk about the Europeans in America for FIFA,
• 1:07:15
  Charles: 'cause that's kind of funny.
• 1:07:17
  Charles: That's very funny.
• 1:07:18
  Charles: We've got the talking about the movies of the summer.
• 1:07:21
  Charles: We've got some stuff there.
• 1:07:22
  Charles: How are we feeling?
• 1:07:23
  Charles: What's the vibe?
• 1:07:24
  Charles: How are we feeling?
• 1:07:24
  Nora: I think we could definitely, we could go a little longer.
• 1:07:27
  Nora: What are you thinking, Chris?
• 1:07:28
  Chris: Yeah, I don't mind picking off another topic
• 1:07:34
  Chris: and then maybe leaving one for next week.
• 1:07:37
  Chris: I think because the World Cup has started,
• 1:07:42
  Chris: has started, right?
• 1:07:43
  Chris: So I think we should do that topic
• 1:07:47
  Chris: 'cause that is at least what's going on right now.
• 1:07:50
  Nora: It is very delightful.
• 1:07:51
  Nora: So if you guys are not aware, like me,
• 1:07:55
  Nora: the FIFA World Cup is in the United States this year
• 1:07:58
  Nora: all of the countries who are from,
• 1:08:01
  Nora: well, I guess, Northern European and European countries,
• 1:08:04
  Nora: they're struggling in our American summer,
• 1:08:08
  Nora: even though it's been really mild.
• 1:08:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:08:13
  Charles: We've had a pretty mild year across the board.
• 1:08:16
  Nora: Uh-huh, and so,
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  Nora: the Brits specifically are known online
• 1:08:24
  Nora: for telling Americans that we know nothing
• 1:08:26
  Nora: about the heat or humidity or about justifying why they won't buy air
• 1:08:31
  Nora: conditioners for the two months a year that they have their heatwave which is
• 1:08:36
  Nora: actually just summer. But I just wanted to show some videos of the Europeans
• 1:08:42
  Nora: reacting to what it's like in America right now because there was an England
• 1:08:48
  Nora: game that started today and England fans are quite red-faced and warm. So maybe we
• 1:08:58
  Nora: could start with the the AIDAV reactions TikTok. Basically he's he predicted this
• 1:09:06
  Nora: a year ago was like Europeans are not ready for this. Yeah let's go ahead and
• 1:09:11
  Video: watch. Expressing my concern for the teams from Europe coming to play in
• 1:09:16
  Video: America during the World Cup during summer and our heat and humidity and how they would
• 1:09:22
  Video: fare. And within that time, we have seen Europeans, especially the British, tell us that we don't
• 1:09:28
  Video: understand humidity, we don't understand heat, we don't understand summer. Well, boy, today
• 1:09:33
  Video: do I feel vindicated and feel like I can see in the future. Because watch this clip from
• 1:09:38
  Video: British news talking about the British team.
• 1:09:40
  Video: Florida, England are warming up for the tournament in temperatures that have topped 32 degrees.
• 1:09:43
  Video: team scientists have been monitoring data trackers on every player to study how best to keep them cool.
• 1:09:49
  Video: The weather is changeable with a squad and reporters drenched by thunderstorms.
• 1:09:53
  Video: And we're absolutely drowning now look.
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  Video: And then just 20 minutes later, baked again by the subtropical sun.
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  Video: I love this so much.
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  Video: And this is what England's players have got to get used to.
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  Video: The combination of humidity and heat is in 29 degrees on a June or July afternoon in Dallas, Miami and Monterrey, Mexico.
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  Oh my god!
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  That's 85 in Fahrenheit.
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  [LAUGHTER]
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  Video: For those of you who don't speak Celsius,
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  Video: 29 degrees is around 84, 85 degrees,
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  Video: which is a not hot day in America.
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  Video: Not that hot.
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  Video: And I would love for them to understand,
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  Video: we're having a mild summer right now.
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  Video: It's not even in all its intensity,
• 1:10:29
  Video: and it's not even in all its glory.
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  Video: We're not even in summer.
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  Video: And you guys are struggling.
• 1:10:32
  Video: No, it's still the spring.
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  Video: Here's some clips of the French team.
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  Video: They are struggling and sweating,
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  Video: and they seem to not understand that America
• 1:10:43
  Video: has the most extreme weather of any country.
• 1:10:47
  Nora: We have one of the most
• 1:10:47
  Video: And that Europe really doesn't,
• 1:10:48
  Video: they really have extreme weather.
• 1:10:49
  Video: We have the most climates.
• 1:10:50
  Video: And to round it out for me is the Norwegians.
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  Video: (laughs)
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  Video: Because I actually feel really sorry for the Norwegians
• 1:10:58
  Video: because they don't get summer like that.
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  Video: And they don't get online talking shit about America.
• 1:11:01
  Video: They don't get sunlight.
• 1:11:02
  Video: I actually feel sorry for them.
• 1:11:02
  Video: They don't get any summer.
• 1:11:05
  Video: But the Brits, the Brits.
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  Video: I don't feel bad.
• 1:11:08
  Video: I guess now maybe you guys will understand
• 1:11:09
  Video: that you can never try to Britsplain summer
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  Video: and heat, humidity, rain to an American.
• 1:11:18
  Video: I hope you guys all stay cool.
• 1:11:19
  Video: I hope these devices you guys are wearing
• 1:11:22
  Video: are helping you track your body heat and temperature.
• 1:11:26
  Video: But guys, it's looking like the Latin American teams,
• 1:11:29
  Video: the American team and all the countries that are hot
• 1:11:31
  Video: are gonna have a leg up in this World Cup.
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  Video: Bye.
• 1:11:37
  Video: ♪ Ha ha, ha ha ♪
• 1:11:41
  Nora: Right, so there was a heat wave back in
• 1:11:44
  Nora: at the end of May and it got to be about 90 degrees
• 1:11:47
  Nora: in England and people were dying and they were,
• 1:11:50
  Nora: okay, at 95, so that's pretty hot.
• 1:11:53
  Nora: That's pretty hot.
• 1:11:54
  Chris: It was 95 in my car this morning.
• 1:11:56
  Chris: Yeah, for real.
• 1:11:57
  Chris: But that's like their hottest weather.
• 1:12:00
  Nora: Sure.
• 1:12:01
  Nora: They don't get hotter than 95.
• 1:12:03
  Nora: And we, every day that those players are gonna be out there
• 1:12:07
  Nora: starting like next week, it will be above 95
• 1:12:11
  Nora: and the humidity will be like 60%.
• 1:12:13
  Nora: There's people in Massachusetts,
• 1:12:15
  Nora: they're struggling in Massachusetts with the heat,
• 1:12:17
  Nora: they're struggling in Florida.
• 1:12:18
  Charles: Oh, they're like on the coast too.
• 1:12:20
  Charles: Oh, incredible.
• 1:12:22
  Nora: So they're getting the full effect.
• 1:12:24
  Charles: Oh, I love this for them.
• 1:12:26
  Nora: Yeah, so Chris, could we watch the second to last link
• 1:12:30
  Nora: that I have in there, the British guy,
• 1:12:32
  Nora: a British news guy meets the American griller.
• 1:12:35
  Nora: This one really just the British sensibilities of these things are just I don't know.
• 1:12:44
  Nora: They're just so funny to me like how hot things how hot they expect things to be.
• 1:12:51
  Video: Get a very different vibe out in the US before these England matches.
• 1:12:55
  Video: Look there's the Raymond James Stadium the home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and there's
• 1:12:58
  Video: an American field.
• 1:12:59
  Video: Look at this.
• 1:13:01
  Video: Look at this.
• 1:13:01
  Video: It's 33 Celsius.
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  Video: and this guy standing here.
• 1:13:05
  Video: It's fucking barbecue!
• 1:13:06
  Video: (laughing)
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  Video: Show us this for us.
• 1:13:08
  Video: They're shocked by tailgating.
• 1:13:10
  Video: Gryllum, England, what a special moment.
• 1:13:11
  Video: Are England gonna beat these guys in New Zealand?
• 1:13:13
  Video: Yeah!
• 1:13:14
  Chris: I don't care.
• 1:13:15
  Chris: I just want a good ball game.
• 1:13:16
  Chris: I just want a good ball game,
• 1:13:17
  Chris: and I don't want to get hurt.
• 1:13:18
  Chris: He's sitting there like,
• 1:13:19
  Chris: this motherfucker is making it hotter.
• 1:13:22
  Chris: Right!
• 1:13:22
  Chris: And we are dying.
• 1:13:24
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:13:25
  Charles: I am standing next to this man who is making food.
• 1:13:31
  33 is 91.
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  Maybe not in their huge numbers.
• 1:13:32
  They'll be out later in the tournament.
• 1:13:34
  It's not even.
• 1:13:34
  It's going to be a special occasion out there.
• 1:13:37
  Charles: Oh, I love this so much.
• 1:13:46
  Nora: So all of the British people and all of the Europeans who have never been in America are
• 1:13:53
  Nora: realizing that we know what heat is like, and we know a little bit more about climate
• 1:13:59
  Nora: extremes than they do.
• 1:14:00
  Nora: But the other part of this is, like, people who have...
• 1:14:03
  Nora: It's their first time in America.
• 1:14:04
  Nora: They're discovering, like, quintessentially
• 1:14:06
  Nora: American things.
• 1:14:07
  Nora: Like, there was an Italian guy who was like,
• 1:14:09
  Nora: "Look at this jug of milk!"
• 1:14:11
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:14:12
  Nora: He was crazy.
• 1:14:12
  Nora: He was, like, freaked out about, like,
• 1:14:15
  Nora: a full gallon of milk,
• 1:14:16
  Nora: because it would take me a full year
• 1:14:17
  Nora: to drink this gallon of milk!
• 1:14:19
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:14:20
  Nora: Or people, like, trying, like,
• 1:14:22
  Nora: checking out a gas station for the first time,
• 1:14:26
  Nora: where they're like, "This is just a normal gas station."
• 1:14:28
  Nora: and it's like they're checking out all the giant foods
• 1:14:31
  Nora: and the 12 different kinds of hot dogs
• 1:14:33
  Nora: and all of the things and it's like,
• 1:14:35
  Nora: yeah, we've got some cool culture here, you guys.
• 1:14:37
  Chris: Like yeah, everything's bigger in America,
• 1:14:39
  Chris: including the climate change.
• 1:14:41
  Chris: Yes, for real.
• 1:14:44
  Charles: Oh, this makes me just proud to be an American.
• 1:14:46
  Charles: Right?
• 1:14:47
  Charles: There's very few things anymore that make me go like,
• 1:14:50
  Charles: oh, I love the country that I live in
• 1:14:53
  Charles: and I love being here and I love the people
• 1:14:56
  Charles: that live here as well.
• 1:14:57
  Charles: Very few things anymore that do that for me.
• 1:14:59
  Charles: Seeing Brits complain about 85 degree weather
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  Charles: just makes my heart sing.
• 1:15:05
  Charles: Sing!
• 1:15:06
  Charles: ♪ Oh say can you see ♪
• 1:15:11
  ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
• 1:15:14
  Like so patriotic.
• 1:15:16
  ♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
• 1:15:18
  Keep going.
• 1:15:18
  ♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
• 1:15:20
  I just love America.
• 1:15:23
  We're not afraid of the heat.
• 1:15:24
  We're not afraid of air conditioning.
• 1:15:26
  Chris: We're not afraid of tables.
• 1:15:28
  We're not afraid of breaking tables.
• 1:15:30
  Three tables, to be exact.
• 1:15:34
  This is America.
• 1:15:36
  Video: We grill when it's 91 outside.
• 1:15:40
  Chris: You're goddamn right we do.
• 1:15:41
  We tailgate.
• 1:15:43
  ♪ And when the road gets red glare ♪
• 1:15:46
  We got stuck on the first.
• 1:15:48
  ♪ I forgot the words to the song ♪
• 1:15:52
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:15:53
  Nora: But yeah, FIFA's happening all over the United States.
• 1:15:57
  Nora: And I think just the best part of it is the people watching.
• 1:15:59
  Nora: Like, I don't know soccer.
• 1:16:01
  Nora: I don't know about soccer.
• 1:16:03
  Nora: I don't know anything about soccer.
• 1:16:05
  Nora: I've played more soccer in the last six months
• 1:16:07
  Nora: because of my dog than I ever have in my life.
• 1:16:09
  Chris: And for once y'all, we're ahead of the curve
• 1:16:12
  Chris: because the World Cup starts in 16 hours and 43 minutes.
• 1:16:16
  Chris: So we're finally not late on something.
• 1:16:19
  Nora: Hey.
• 1:16:20
  Nora: Woo!
• 1:16:21
  Nora: So yeah, and the clip that we saw
• 1:16:23
  Nora: from the British one, that was one of their first matches.
• 1:16:27
  Nora: I don't know exactly which match it was,
• 1:16:29
  Nora: but I did see a video of a bunch of British people
• 1:16:32
  Nora: in just tomato red in the stands saying,
• 1:16:35
  Nora: "I don't think I've ever been this hot in my life!"
• 1:16:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:16:38
  Charles: Okay, so without saying anything specific,
• 1:16:42
  Charles: there is a good chance that next month
• 1:16:46
  Charles: I'm being flown out for work to go to Chicago
• 1:16:49
  Charles: for the LFC football club match.
• 1:16:57
  Charles: And do I do, well, we'll see if I'll have time,
• 1:17:02
  Charles: but it would be really funny to do reporter
• 1:17:04
  Charles: on the scene content for the show,
• 1:17:07
  Charles: and if we could do it. - Yes.
• 1:17:08
  Nora: If you have time, please do that.
• 1:17:10
  Nora: That would be delightful.
• 1:17:11
  Charles: We'll see if I can get, 'cause I think there's a lot of,
• 1:17:14
  Charles: I've had to deal lately with like,
• 1:17:17
  Charles: media rights on location for a lot of these kinds of events.
• 1:17:21
  Charles: And it's very particular about what they allow you
• 1:17:24
  Charles: to film while you're out there.
• 1:17:25
  Charles: So.
• 1:17:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:17:30
  Charles: I need to take this away from,
• 1:17:31
  Charles: we need to put this away from both of us.
• 1:17:33
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:17:34
  Nora: We're just playing with our body bag goodies.
• 1:17:38
  Charles: Oh folks, this has been just a delightful show.
• 1:17:40
  Charles: We can keep the movie stuff for next week, right?
• 1:17:42
  Nora: Yeah, next week we'll talk about some of the summer movies
• 1:17:46
  Nora: that are coming out, I'll watch maybe one or two
• 1:17:48
  Nora: before next week.
• 1:17:49
  Charles: You're going to actually watch them?
• 1:17:51
  Nora: Yeah, I'll try and watch one or two.
• 1:17:53
  Nora: And
• 1:17:54
  Nora: Should we go to the movies?
• 1:17:55
  Nora: We should.
• 1:17:56
  Nora: That would be so fun.
• 1:17:57
  Nora: That would be fun.
• 1:17:57
  Chris: Yes.
• 1:17:59
  Chris: Charles, we've got to see Masters of the Universe.
• 1:18:01
  Charles: Yes, should we go?
• 1:18:02
  Charles: What's Masters of the Universe?
• 1:18:03
  Charles: Oh my fucking god, Nora.
• 1:18:06
  Charles: There's no class, no flavor.
• 1:18:10
  Charles: He-Man.
• 1:18:12
  Charles: The one with pronouns.
• 1:18:13
  Charles: He-Man.
• 1:18:14
  Nora: I know He-Man.
• 1:18:14
  Charles: He-Man.
• 1:18:15
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:18:17
  Charles: Folks, thank you so much.
• 1:18:18
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• 1:18:21
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• 1:18:26
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• 1:18:31
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