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Hour 3 - Tales From the Bodycam · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom! Shakalaka!
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Speaker 2: It's hour number three and butter my biscuit here on
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Speaker 1: So check that out.
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Speaker 3: But here in hour three on this Thursday podcast, how
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Speaker 3: much worse does the body cam video make the story
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Speaker 3: for 49ers owner Jed York as that has gone viral
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Speaker 3: on social media? The Niners owner celebrating the New York
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Speaker 3: Yankees with a Yankee shirt. Also, does anybody actually buy
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Speaker 3: this no fraud, no victim, no fire sale triple play
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Speaker 3: from Dodgers owner Mark Walter and his PR people?
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Speaker 1: And who you got?
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Speaker 3: Genie bus or the five bus siblings trying to cash out.
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Speaker 1: On the Lakers? It's now going to a courtroom near you.
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Speaker 3: We'll get to all of those things and try not
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Speaker 3: to bamboozle anyone.
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Speaker 1: In our number three.
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Speaker 3: Well, years ago, there was a song that said video
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Speaker 3: killed the radio star. Could we say that body cam
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Speaker 3: my man, play the hits. It's a humdinger story of
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Speaker 3: the week. We go to San Francisco. Well, actually East Palestine, Ohio.
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Speaker 3: That's where I meet all my NFL owners at a
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Speaker 3: trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. So the police body
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Speaker 3: cam has popped up. This is just so great. The
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Speaker 3: fact that the 49ers head coach, successfully allowed security to
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Speaker 3: handle his situation, so that has.
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Speaker 1: Not gotten out, Kyle Shanahan's situation.
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Speaker 3: Yet the owner of the 49ers going to see a
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Speaker 3: lady of the night, or I guess a lady of
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Speaker 3: Sunday morning, and that got out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the body cam footage has hit social media.
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Speaker 3: It has gone viral, and it does show the multimillionaire
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Speaker 3: owner of the San Francisco 49ers, Jed York, appearing stunned
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Speaker 3: as the police officers called him over and then handcuffed
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Speaker 3: him and placed him in the back of the cruiser
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Speaker 3: as he was arrested there.
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Speaker 1: In the small town in Ohio.
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Speaker 3: So if you didn't see this, and maybe not, Jed
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Speaker 3: York was wearing a New York Yankees T-shirt. yeah good
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Speaker 3: marketing for the yankees i'm sure the steinbrenner family's happy
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Speaker 3: about that the people that take care of the yankee
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Speaker 3: merch it's good promotion there if you're going out to
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Speaker 3: see a lady for some uh wham bam in ohio
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Speaker 3: make sure you have your yankee shirt on uh had
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Speaker 3: a great basketball shorts so he was ready for a
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Speaker 3: one-on-one game if you know what i mean he did
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Speaker 3: have sneakers on and the the odd plot twist he
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Speaker 3: had his wedding ring on even though He had separated from.
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Speaker 1: His wife earlier. Yeah, he still had the ring on. So,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they weren't separated. I don't think
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Speaker 1: this is going to help them get back together. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe they're kind of a freaky couple. Who knows?
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Speaker 3: Anyway, Jed York allegedly used the alias Joe. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
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Speaker 3: Jolton Joe York. Now, he responded to an online prostitution ad.
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Speaker 1: You can get everything online.
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Speaker 3: And arranged what he believed would be a paid visit
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Speaker 3: to a small town next to East Palestine, Ohio, called
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Speaker 3: Pound Town, with a young woman there who apparently was
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Speaker 3: part of the undercover operation.
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Speaker 1: Now, the video does not lie.
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Speaker 3: The video does not lie. That is a good jumping-off point.
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Speaker 3: Let us discuss the questions. How much worse does the
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Speaker 3: body cam police video make this story for 49ers owner
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Speaker 3: Jed York? So I've got bracelets, neon pink erasers, and bravo!
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Speaker 3: And we will combine all of these things together, and
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Speaker 3: we are going to think this thing through. We're going
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Speaker 3: to think this thing through. So first of all, This
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Speaker 3: is a visit to De Beers, is what it is, right?
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Speaker 3: They have that iconic slogan that's one of the all-time
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Speaker 3: top ten, if not top five, marketing slogans.
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Speaker 1: A diamond is forever. That's their slogan.
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Speaker 3: And now Jed York, Mr. NFL owner man, has his
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Speaker 3: own version. A body cam video is forever.
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Speaker 1: Forever.
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Speaker 3: York went looking for some whoopie pies. And instead, instead
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Speaker 3: of making whoopie, he got the carbon steel bracelets. And
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Speaker 3: that's a nice parting gift there. Now, the worst bait
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Speaker 3: and switch ever. You wanted a whoopie pie and you
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Speaker 3: got those bracelets instead. It's interesting. So what did he
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Speaker 3: expect when the cops appeared? It seemed obviously shocked based
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Speaker 3: on the video. Was he expecting them to hand him champagne, strawberries,
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Speaker 3: and like a customer loyalty card? You know those cards
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Speaker 3: where you can punch a hole in it each time
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Speaker 3: you visit? Yeah, like he's going to an old school
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Speaker 3: yogurt shop. And forget about Roger Goodell. You look at
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Speaker 3: the precedent set by Robert Kraft, it's unlikely going to
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Speaker 3: be anything more.
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Speaker 1: Than at most a fine for Jed York.
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Speaker 3: He's not going to get dinged by the NFL like
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Speaker 3: he wanted to get dinged at the trailer park there.
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Speaker 3: Nor does he need to be. The family controls more
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Speaker 3: than 90% of the 49ers. And he is reportedly worth
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Speaker 3: around $ 8. 5 billion.
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Speaker 1: And here's the rub.
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Speaker 3: No matter how many shekels you've got, you can't buy
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Speaker 3: your reputation back. And you can try to hide the video.
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Speaker 3: And there's companies that you spend money on and they'll
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Speaker 3: make it harder to find said video. However, with the
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Speaker 3: advancements in modern technology, it's becoming harder and harder to
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Speaker 3: hide things. And Jed York has already received the harshest
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Speaker 3: sentence available in modern society for a public figure. Life
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Speaker 3: without parole on the World Wide Web. That body cam footage,
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Speaker 3: for better or worse, has permanent residency.
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Speaker 1: In the neighborhood called Internet Immortality.
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Speaker 3: And every anniversary, every slow news day, every time there's
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Speaker 3: some controversy with the 49ers.
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Speaker 1: Play it again, Sam. Play it again. Play it again.
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Speaker 1: Here it is again. A diamond again is forever.
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Speaker 3: And so is Jed York getting those bracelets and just
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Speaker 3: body cam video.
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Speaker 1: There you go. All right, secondly.
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Speaker 3: To the baseball owner scandal of the week. The baseball
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Speaker 3: owner scandal of the week. You say, gee whiz. The
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Speaker 3: story had actually died down involving the embattled Dodgers owner. However,
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Speaker 3: there was some new fuel put on it by, who
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Speaker 3: do you think it was? You think it was TMZ
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Speaker 3: or the cops or somebody that was screwed over, some
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Speaker 3: investor screwed over?
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Speaker 4: No. No.
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Speaker 1: The story got new life from Mark Walter. What?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 3: The Dodger owner Mark Walter's PR team issued a public statement,
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Speaker 3: a press release that was carefully vetted by, I assume,
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Speaker 3: a gaggle of lawyers. And this is the public defense
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Speaker 3: of the Dodgers owner Mark Walter by his PR people declaring, quote,
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Speaker 3: there has been no fraud while pushing back against the
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Speaker 3: report's regarding the investigation by the SEC, the federal prosecutor
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Speaker 3: in the Southern District of New York. The reporting says
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Speaker 3: that Mark Walter is under scrutiny for loan fraud for
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Speaker 3: over roughly $ 16 to $ 20 billion in alleged undisclosed related
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Speaker 3: party loans made through the Delaware-based insurers that are part
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Speaker 3: of his conglomerate.
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Speaker 1: So that's based on what I read.
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Speaker 3: Loan fraud. Now the spin doctors for Mark Walters. the
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Speaker 3: Dodgers owner, insist, they say, quote, there is no victim here.
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Speaker 3: No one has been harmed and no one has claimed
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Speaker 3: they were harmed while saying it is cooperating with the Feds.
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Speaker 3: So this comes down to the hey, there is no victim.
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Speaker 3: Of course, many would argue that most of the time,
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Speaker 3: not all the time, but in what Jed York was
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Speaker 3: doing to combine the stories of prostitution is a pro
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Speaker 3: bono relationship.
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Speaker 1: I'll pay you. You give me something I want. I'll pay.
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Speaker 3: Now, there's obviously examples of people that are put into
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Speaker 3: that world that it's not their choice to be in
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Speaker 3: that world.
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Speaker 1: I get that.
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Speaker 3: But oftentimes that's the way it goes. Now, in this case,
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Speaker 3: get back to the story involving the Dodgers owner. So
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Speaker 3: the question, does anybody, and I'm talking to you, does anybody,
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Speaker 3: whether it's you or somebody in the back of the
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Speaker 3: room there or somebody in the next house, does anybody
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Speaker 3: actually buy this, quote, no fraud, no victim, no fire
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Speaker 3: sale triple play from Dodger ownership led by Mark Walters' company?
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Speaker 3: And again, the triple play is, well, there's no fraud,
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Speaker 3: there's no victim, and we're not going to sell the Dodgers.
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Speaker 1: That's the triple play.
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Speaker 3: So Mark Walters' camp is cranking up the old boom
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Speaker 3: box here, and they're trying to build a pit bull style,
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Speaker 3: like the fight, remember that song a couple years ago, Firewall?
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Speaker 3: They're trying to do that. They're trying to build a
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Speaker 3: firewall around the Dodgers while throwing out that, listen, something
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Speaker 3: may have happened, not a crime. They're threading a needle
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Speaker 3: through that very foggy world of billionaire accounting. Now, you
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Speaker 3: do have to notice, if you listen closely, they're not
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Speaker 3: necessarily saying there.
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Speaker 1: Was no crime. They're emphasizing there was no victim.
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Speaker 3: As the church lady would say, well, isn't that convenient, right?
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Speaker 1: It's a magnificent distraction.
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Speaker 3: But the no victim defense does not magically eliminate crime.
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Speaker 3: criminal exposure now we could argue whether it should eliminate
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Speaker 3: criminal exposure.
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Speaker 1: If there's no victim how can there be a crime
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Speaker 1: and oftentimes.
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Speaker 3: I would agree with that the argument against that is
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Speaker 3: if you went out to the quickie mart down the
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Speaker 3: block and you went in there to buy a beer
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Speaker 3: and instead of buying the beer you put a gun
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Speaker 3: up and robbed the quickie mart and then you came
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Speaker 3: back later that day and returned all the cash and
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Speaker 3: said uh you know listen we're all good here you
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Speaker 3: know No harm, no foul. Well, it doesn't quite work
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Speaker 3: that way where you just get away with it. So
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Speaker 3: if regulators were intentionally missiled, prosecutors.
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Speaker 1: Are not going to hand out neon.
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Speaker 3: Pink erasers just because the money eventually came home. And
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Speaker 3: you look at what's going on here. And I was
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Speaker 3: told there's some tax stuff. That's the main issue because
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Speaker 3: you better pay Uncle Sam. And if you don't pay
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Speaker 3: your taxes and there's questions because of how much money
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Speaker 3: the difference between what was claimed in the paperwork and
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Speaker 3: what actually is we're talking about is a discrepancy of
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Speaker 3: over 20 billion dollars as high as 21 billion dollars
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Speaker 3: in discrepancy that's not just hey here's a couple thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: That's like billions billions.
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Speaker 3: And billions and when you look at what has happened
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Speaker 3: here the lakers who mark walter just bought and bragged
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Speaker 3: about hiring these Dodger people to work for the Lakers.
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Speaker 3: So he sold it after a year for $ 12. 5 billion,
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Speaker 3: and he's going to get absolutely pantsed in capital gains.
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Speaker 3: And then he's insisting, well, the Dodgers are not for sale.
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Speaker 3: And he's got all his toadies up there, his mouthpieces
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Speaker 3: like Stan Kasten.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, the Dodgers are not for sale. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, that Chelsea soccer team is supposedly for sale.
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Speaker 1: It's all just a coinkydink. It's all just a coinkydink.
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Speaker 3: This has every earmark of sports' most predictable ending.
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Speaker 1: Months and months and months of.
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Speaker 3: Very passionate, very passionate denials and And then you get
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Speaker 3: a smiling news conference introducing the new oligarch owner, the
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Speaker 3: new hedge fund owner, fluttering their eyelashes at a news
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Speaker 3: conference near you. The joker in the deck. You just
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Speaker 3: hope that your owner is not like that. Whatever that
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Speaker 3: thing was that owns the Padres now, that ownership group there.
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Speaker 1: Wow, what a group.
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Speaker 3: All right, final thought. To the courthouse we go. Another
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Speaker 3: courthouse story involving, it's the hour of owners. That fickle
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Speaker 3: fortune involving the.
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Speaker 1: Hour of owners.
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Speaker 3: Jeannie Buss. Yeah, Jeannie Buss. She won the genetic lottery,
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Speaker 3: the daughter of the person that owned the Lakers.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jeannie Buss filed a petition. She's doing it.
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Speaker 1: She's going to court. She was in L.A. Superior Court.
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Speaker 1: Of course, she wasn't. Her representative was. She was in L.A.
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Speaker 3: Superior Court challenging this week the legality of her not one,
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Speaker 3: not two, not three, not four, but five siblings who
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Speaker 3: voted to sell the Buss family and the remaining stake
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Speaker 3: they had in the Lakers. Now, Jeannie Buss argues that
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Speaker 3: the family trust... should remain enough ownership to maintain control,
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Speaker 3: that she has enough ownership to keep control of it.
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Speaker 1: And the skyrocketing value of the Lakers and all that,
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Speaker 1: there's a lot of legal stuff and all that.
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Speaker 3: She's also seeking to remove siblings Jeannie and Joey Buss
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Speaker 3: as co-trustees. So this is, say it with me, kids,
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Speaker 3: a power play, power play, power play. And she claims
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Speaker 3: that they breached their Fiduciary duties.
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Speaker 1: Big word, fiduciary. Question. Keep it simple. It's overnight talk radio.
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Speaker 1: Who you got? Who you got?
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Speaker 3: You're going to take Jeannie Buss or the five Buss
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Speaker 3: siblings trying to cash out on the Lakers? So I'm
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Speaker 3: going to take the Buss family siblings on this one
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Speaker 3: over Jeannie in this heavyweight family food fight. And I
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Speaker 3: advise you to please watch out for flying linguine.
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Speaker 1: Be very, very careful there.
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Speaker 3: And that lasagna is rock hard. If you get hit
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Speaker 3: with the lasagna, the meat lasagna, it's like getting hit
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Speaker 3: with a brick. It's like getting hit with a brick.
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Speaker 3: So the courtroom battle, the word I will use is alarming.
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Speaker 3: It is alarming. The kind of rich people mellow drama
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Speaker 3: that should come with its own Bravo reunion show really should. Now,
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Speaker 3: Jeannie lost the family vote. So what happens next?
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Speaker 1: What do you do? Well, you call in a brigade
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Speaker 1: of lawyers, brigade of lawyers.
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Speaker 3: Nothing says healthy family dynamics quite like asking some judge
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Speaker 3: to overrule your brothers and sisters. How many judges are
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Speaker 3: going to end up with season tickets to the Lakers? Now,
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Speaker 3: Jeannie needs a Hail Mary. into triple coverage in a
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Speaker 3: blizzard to win this. Spare me the whole romantic soundtrack
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Speaker 3: about protecting the Jerry Buss legacy.
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Speaker 1: And all that.
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Speaker 3: This looks a lot more like Jeannie simply fighting to
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Speaker 3: keep control, and she has occupied that throne in Laker
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Speaker 3: land and enjoyed all the royal privileges you get around L.A.
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Speaker 3: when you're the Lakers' owner, the face of ownership. And
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Speaker 3: apparently somebody misplaced the instructions explaining that eventually you have
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Speaker 3: to hand over the crown.
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Speaker 1: You don't get to keep the crown. You have to
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Speaker 1: hand that over.
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Speaker 3: Five siblings are ready to move on while Jeannie is
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Speaker 3: barricaded inside the castle, which is painted purple and gold, yelling,
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Speaker 3: you'll never take me alive.
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Speaker 1: And here we go.
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Speaker 3: Former North Carolina football coach Mack Brown refused to hire
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Speaker 3: anyone who had blank or blank in their trunk. Alf
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Speaker 3: the Alien O'Piner said, geology or geography? It's a great
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Speaker 3: tribute to Lorena, the FSR tech queen.
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Speaker 1: What else do we have?
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Speaker 3: Jimmy Hoffa or Amelia Earhart from Chance? I think that's 2% Chance,
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Speaker 3: I think.
23:14
Speaker 1: Not sure.
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Speaker 3: A shovel and a bag of lye from Supermarket Steve?
23:20
Speaker 1: Too soon.
23:22
Speaker 3: A palette of piping hot McDonald's apple pies from Yefimi.
23:27
Speaker 3: In Chicago, Analog Al said Argentinian beef, jelly donuts from
23:32
Speaker 3: Courtesy Flusher.
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Speaker 1: What else do we have? His wife from Late Night
23:36
Speaker 1: Drug Tester.
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Speaker 3: Crocs and Zubas from Eek in Roseville, Minnesota.
23:41
Speaker 1: Page down.
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Speaker 3: Junk in the trunk from Donkey Sausage. Pickles and ranch
23:46
Speaker 3: dressing from JT the Wingman. Itchy and scratchy.
23:50
Speaker 1: From Filler Up Phil. The itchy and scratchy show. One
23:55
Speaker 1: or two. One or two from Johnny Q. What else
23:58
Speaker 1: do we have? Page down. Can't read that on the air.
24:02
Speaker 1: Let's see.
24:03
Speaker 3: Gasoline and kidnapped cops from OG Art Puffin. That's his answer.
24:11
Speaker 3: Scorpions and tarantulas from Mike the Leprechaun.
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Speaker 1: Who else? Page down. We'll skip over that one. Late
24:21
Speaker 1: Night Drug Tester says, oh, we'll save that for later.
24:24
Speaker 1: That's for Ask Ben. All right, do you have an answer?
24:27
Speaker 3: Raina, former North Carolina coach Mack Brown refused to hire
24:30
Speaker 3: anyone who had blank or blank in their trunk.
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Speaker 1: Tent or sleeping bags?
24:36
Speaker 3: Tent or sleeping bags, survey says. Mack Brown, former North
24:42
Speaker 3: Carolina coach Mack Brown, refusing to hire anyone who had
24:46
Speaker 3: golf clubs or fishing rods in their truck.
24:49
Speaker 1: Golf clubs or fishing rods. No bueno. No bueno. All right,
24:57
Speaker 1: let's go to the phones.
24:58
Speaker 3: It is a call-in radio show plausibly at 877-99 on Fox.
25:03
Speaker 3: We do have Ask Ben coming up. So your questions,
25:07
Speaker 3: our answers.
25:08
Speaker 1: Ask Ben.
25:09
Speaker 6: Ben.
25:10
Speaker 1: That'll be very exciting.
25:11
Speaker 3: Hashtag AskBen on the X machine. So make sure to
25:16
Speaker 3: send your questions in right early and often. And we'll
25:20
Speaker 3: get to as many questions as we can. Let's say
25:22
Speaker 3: hello to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Let's go 2% Chance
25:28
Speaker 3: in Alabama.
25:29
Speaker 1: Hello, 2% Chance.
25:30
Speaker 6: Welcome.
25:35
Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know what's happening.
25:36
Speaker 1: Apparently it was a... Zero percent chance. Oh, yeah, I
25:40
Speaker 1: hear him.
25:40
Speaker 5: Hello.
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Speaker 2: Hello.
25:41
Speaker 1: You want to get on the air?
25:43
Speaker 4: Can you hear me now?
25:44
Speaker 8: Hey.
25:45
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can.
25:46
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm here. I'm here, man.
25:48
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can we hear him? I don't know.
25:50
Speaker 1: Is there something we can do here?
25:51
Speaker 8: I'm getting a really foggy connection. I don't know what's
25:53
Speaker 8: going on.
25:54
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with this guy. Let's
25:56
Speaker 1: try again. Two percent chance. Let's see here.
26:01
Speaker 5: Hello.
26:01
Speaker 1: Two percent chance.
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Speaker 3: Hey, man.
26:04
Speaker 4: Thanks for taking the call. I'm not used to getting
26:06
Speaker 4: on this quick, man.
26:08
Speaker 1: I think it's a 1% chance now, Lorraine. I don't
26:10
Speaker 1: think we can hear him. I don't know what's going
26:12
Speaker 1: on with him.
26:12
Speaker 8: Darn it, I hate when this happens.
26:14
Speaker 1: Can you hit the doohickey?
26:16
Speaker 8: I'll double smack it.
26:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, smack the doohickey. All right, let's try it again.
26:20
Speaker 3: Let's go to 2% chance. Hello, 2% chance.
26:24
Speaker 4: You should have told Lorraine to smack your doohickey. That's
26:26
Speaker 4: not appropriate.
26:29
Speaker 1: I don't know what is happening. Maybe he's messing around
26:32
Speaker 1: with us. No, sir, I don't understand.
26:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.
26:35
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it from the top, and Lorena,
26:39
Speaker 3: this time, can you know they have the whatchamacallit?
26:43
Speaker 1: Maybe hit the what. It's not the candy bar. There's
26:45
Speaker 1: a button called the whatchamacallit. Okay, you hit that.
26:49
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
26:50
Speaker 3: All right, we'll do it from the top. We'll put
26:52
Speaker 3: this together in post. Let's go now to Alabama, and
26:55
Speaker 3: we say hello to 2% Chance.
26:58
Speaker 5: Roll Tide.
26:59
Speaker 4: This is 2% Chance currently on 4%. How you doing?
27:03
Speaker 1: Good. I don't know. Do we want that?
27:08
Speaker 8: You know, I think we should just go to another caller.
27:10
Speaker 3: Well, his brand is 2%. He's trying to sell us
27:14
Speaker 3: on 4%.
27:15
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I figured out Twitter.
27:16
Speaker 5: I figured out Twitter.
27:17
Speaker 4: I sent that Amelia Earhart tweet in and Jimmy Hopper.
27:21
Speaker 3: He said 4%. He's known as 2%, so that's going
27:25
Speaker 3: to confuse the listeners.
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Speaker 1: And they know him as 2%.
27:29
Speaker 6: That don't take a lot.
27:30
Speaker 4: That don't take a lot to confuse your listeners.
27:34
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. No idea. It's
27:37
Speaker 1: very odd. Go ahead. Do say something. Go ahead. Make
27:45
Speaker 1: a brilliant point. My God. Geez.
27:49
Speaker 4: Man, I'm excited. You took my call rather quickly. I
27:51
Speaker 4: figured out Twitter. I had a good response. man. And
27:56
Speaker 4: then you just, you threw me off my game.
27:59
Speaker 1: Now you're, now you're blaming me. Gotta have a fall guy.
28:03
Speaker 2: Gotta have a fall guy.
28:05
Speaker 4: Hey, what Warren Sapp, what Warren Sapp say, uh, him
28:08
Speaker 4: and Chris Carter get you a fall guy. When they
28:11
Speaker 4: were introducing the rookies, them years back, you remember that?
28:15
Speaker 2: That's what, that's of course, I got the thing from,
28:18
Speaker 2: of course I remember that.
28:20
Speaker 1: Obviously.
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Speaker 4: Paul guy's been around way before he said it, man. It,
28:25
Speaker 4: You could have got it from anywhere, sir. You could
28:28
Speaker 4: have got it from anywhere. Man, I want to say
28:34
Speaker 4: good on you Cleveland Browns fans for hating Deshaun Watson.
28:38
Speaker 4: Don't cheer him if he tears his ACL. I mean,
28:41
Speaker 4: don't boo him or cheer him, whatever they did.
28:44
Speaker 1: They already did that. They booed him.
28:47
Speaker 4: Oh, they booed him.
28:48
Speaker 1: Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
28:52
Speaker 4: Just do it inside, you know, to yourself. But, man,
28:56
Speaker 4: that guy is the worst. I can't stand him. But, man,
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Speaker 4: I'm almost speechless, man. I figured out Twitter. You took
29:03
Speaker 4: my call early.
29:04
Speaker 1: All right. All right.
29:05
Speaker 3: Well, now you're making me regret taking your phone call,
29:07
Speaker 3: so I'm going to hang up on.
29:08
Speaker 1: You and I'm going to go somewhere else because we
29:10
Speaker 1: wasted a lot of time. And the people need to
29:13
Speaker 1: hear from James in Tacoma.
29:14
Speaker 3: And they said if we don't hear from James in Tacoma,
29:17
Speaker 3: there's going to be a protest. So let's see if
29:19
Speaker 3: James in Tacoma is there.
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Speaker 1: Hello, James.
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Speaker 5: Welcome. Hello. One bad thing about no more Pro Bowl
29:25
Speaker 5: is no more Pro Bowl alternates. Russell Wilson might make
29:30
Speaker 5: the Hall of Fame based on his resume, which shows
29:32
Speaker 5: he was a Pro Bowl alternate eight times. And now
29:38
Speaker 5: people like Sam Donald.
29:41
Speaker 5: Sam Donald may not make the Hall of Fame now.
29:43
Speaker 5: There's no more alternates for your buddy, Sam Donald.
29:47
Speaker 1: Hey, he's your buddy, not my buddy. He's your pal.
29:51
Speaker 6: Right.
29:52
Speaker 5: One last thing for you. I do have a question
29:54
Speaker 5: for you. Jed York, refresh your memory. What did Hugh
29:59
Speaker 5: Grant do which caused Jay Leno to scold him on air?
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Speaker 6: Hugh Grant.
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Speaker 1: It was something involving, well, I don't, what did he do?
30:14
Speaker 1: Tell me.
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Speaker 5: I don't remember. I was trying to ask you. Jay
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Speaker 5: Leno came on air and said, what the hell were
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Speaker 5: you thinking?
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Speaker 3: I haven't thought about Jay Leno or Hugh Grant in
30:25
Speaker 3: a long time.
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Speaker 1: I don't. I guess I lost that. I don't know.
30:31
Speaker 1: You can Google it. All right, thank you. Go away.
30:33
Speaker 1: Thank you. Man, we are 0 for 2. One more strikeout,
30:41
Speaker 1: and that's it. We're done. Three outs.
30:43
Speaker 3: We've got nothing left. And we do have Ask Ben,
30:47
Speaker 3: which is right around the corner. Let's try our luck
30:50
Speaker 3: one more time. And let's say hello to Metaphor Kyle
30:55
Speaker 3: in Lost Wages, Nevada.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Kyle. Welcome.
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Speaker 5: Hey, listen, I don't strike out, so I just want
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Speaker 5: to say this. Jed, next time, forget a fall guy.
31:07
Speaker 5: Put a camera in the room and tell the cops
31:08
Speaker 5: that you're just making a movie. That would help out
31:11
Speaker 5: so much better because then you can't get in trouble.
31:14
Speaker 5: Then you have them sign a contract that says legally
31:17
Speaker 5: they're required to perform XYZ. So then you don't get
31:21
Speaker 5: in no trouble. I don't understand why these billionaires don't
31:24
Speaker 5: have all guys. Like, you hire somebody to take care
31:28
Speaker 5: of everything else for you in your life. Hire somebody
31:31
Speaker 5: to take care of this stuff for you, too. Your
31:33
Speaker 5: extracurricular activities, have.
31:35
Speaker 1: Somebody for you. Yeah, but you know they want to
31:38
Speaker 1: keep that on it down.
31:39
Speaker 5: But it looks bad on them at the long run. Like,
31:42
Speaker 5: if you can't get that part right... then you shouldn't
31:46
Speaker 5: try it. I get it, right? Tony Romo, Tiger Woods,
31:49
Speaker 5: hire a driver. Jed, hire a guy that knows a
31:52
Speaker 5: guy that can get you the guy to get you
31:54
Speaker 5: the products that you need. Simple as that.
31:57
Speaker 1: No, I hear you, but they're embarrassed. They don't want
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Speaker 1: to do that. They figure, hey, I.
32:01
Speaker 4: Can just, you know.
32:03
Speaker 1: Whatever.
32:03
Speaker 5: They got the money to do it.
32:05
Speaker 1: No, I agree.
32:06
Speaker 3: You know how many women would line up to spend
32:08
Speaker 3: a couple hours with Jed York, even if they think
32:11
Speaker 3: he's a monster?
32:12
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
32:12
Speaker 4: The guy's loaded.
32:14
Speaker 5: Catfish him.
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Speaker 1: Loaded, loaded, loaded, loaded. My God.
32:19
Speaker 5: You can put a picture of Jason Momoa up there
32:21
Speaker 5: and then, you know, they come flocking to your room.
32:24
Speaker 3: Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. Now, are you going to be
32:29
Speaker 3: wearing the meta glasses when you show up?
32:31
Speaker 8: I am. I am.
32:31
Speaker 1: So you're going to record it. So we're going to
32:34
Speaker 1: be recording. So, Lorena and Coop, remember, when you're around Kyle,
32:38
Speaker 1: you will be on.
32:38
Speaker 8: Coop does not like to be recorded.
32:40
Speaker 5: Oh, well, listen, first and foremost, okay, I got a
32:44
Speaker 5: bit of bad news because it happened as I was
32:46
Speaker 5: on my way to work. The stem where the power
32:49
Speaker 5: bar sits at broke on me. Uh-oh. Yeah, so I'm
32:54
Speaker 5: a little perturbed right now. But other than that, no,
32:57
Speaker 5: I'm aware.
32:57
Speaker 3: Coop's happy that you're.
32:59
Speaker 1: Thing stem thing.
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Speaker 5: Don't worry Koopa I'd ask for consent before recording alright
33:04
Speaker 5: I'll have you sign a contract and pay you legally.
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Speaker 3: Alright for sure yeah if you pay me you can
33:10
Speaker 3: record absolutely those.
33:11
Speaker 8: Meta glasses are actually really scary.
33:15
Speaker 5: No so they actually have something new called the bone
33:17
Speaker 5: conductor headphones that also have a camera on them.
33:23
Speaker 8: Great so I'm just recorded 24 7 that's.
33:25
Speaker 5: So cool I mean you're already recorded with Flock yeah.
33:29
Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:30
Speaker 1: Well, those are new. They've been around for a few years.
33:33
Speaker 1: They're everywhere, by the way.
33:34
Speaker 3: You ever go on that Flock website and see where
33:36
Speaker 3: all the cameras are?
33:37
Speaker 1: It's pretty much anywhere you go.
33:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's scary. It's pretty scary. But you know what?
33:42
Speaker 5: George Orwell warned us about this in 1948.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:46
Speaker 1: Who knew? The book, 1984. All right. Thank you, Kyle.
33:50
Speaker 1: You know who George Orwell is? All right, we'll see
33:53
Speaker 1: you on Saturday.
33:54
Speaker 3: We got Ask Ben. Your questions, our answers. Hashtag Ask Ben.
34:01
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34:04
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34:05
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34:08
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Speaker 6: It's now time for.
35:02
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35:09
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35:16
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35:25
Speaker 1: These sparks are about to fly. The Koopa Loop.
35:27
Speaker 8: All right, we're going to start off with a question
35:29
Speaker 8: from Ferg Dog. He would like to know, when's the
35:33
Speaker 8: last time you got a really bad sunburn?
35:38
Speaker 3: It's been a few years. I know that I am
35:41
Speaker 3: a nocturnal person. And for me, the sun, it's like
35:46
Speaker 3: a vampire. It's not with garlic. It's not or the sun.
35:49
Speaker 1: It's not good.
35:50
Speaker 3: So it's been several years. I used to get terrible
35:52
Speaker 3: sunburns around my, the worst is around your elbows and
35:55
Speaker 3: your knees because you got to move those all the time.
35:57
Speaker 3: So It's probably been about five, six years since the
36:01
Speaker 3: last really bad sunburn.
36:02
Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena? Oh, yeah.
36:04
Speaker 9: I've got to be close to eight years since I
36:07
Speaker 9: was absolutely toasted. I fell asleep on the beach in
36:10
Speaker 9: Venice before I lived down here. And, yeah, me and
36:14
Speaker 9: my friend moved up.
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Speaker 8: We were toasted like lobsters.
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Speaker 3: There's a lot of things that can go wrong when
36:19
Speaker 3: you fall asleep on the beach in Venice.
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Speaker 1: What about you, Coop? Last time you were sunburned.
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Speaker 8: I think it's probably, I mean... A really bad one,
36:27
Speaker 8: a really bad one that stands out to me was
36:28
Speaker 8: probably over 10 years ago. I was on a cruise
36:31
Speaker 8: in the Bahamas.
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Speaker 3: Oh, no.
36:33
Speaker 8: And I decided to go snorkeling. And just, I don't know,
36:38
Speaker 8: just completely... I forgot about applying sunscreen, and so my
36:43
Speaker 8: entire back, because my face is in the water, you're
36:47
Speaker 8: kind of floating up top.
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Speaker 1: It was bad.
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Speaker 8: Very painful.
36:51
Speaker 3: The sun hits a little different in places like Hawaii
36:53
Speaker 3: and the Bahamas.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
36:54
Speaker 1: Just a little sharper. I don't know if you know this.
36:57
Speaker 8: You guys are really pasty. You should probably use more sunblock.
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Speaker 1: I'm calling HR. What's next? What do we got?
37:04
Speaker 8: Mike would like to know, If you could only have
37:07
Speaker 8: two toppings on your pizza for the rest of time,
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Speaker 8: what would they be? It's FedEx Mike.
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Speaker 1: Oh, FedEx Mike. Hi, FedEx Mike.
37:14
Speaker 3: I love my garlic, my roasted garlic.
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Speaker 1: Big fan of that. And I don't know. The other one,
37:20
Speaker 1: I usually, my go-to pizza has always been the garlic
37:23
Speaker 1: and the onions. So that's kind of what I go with.
37:24
Speaker 1: So I'd go with that. Lorena?
37:26
Speaker 9: Probably pepperoni and pineapple.
37:31
Speaker 1: Oh, such an Oregon woman. Not bad, right?
37:34
Speaker 3: Jeez.
37:34
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever.
37:35
Speaker 3: Cool.
37:35
Speaker 8: That's my answer.
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Speaker 3: What?
37:38
Speaker 8: Pepperoni and pineapple would be my two. Are we pizza soulmates?
37:43
Speaker 1: Pineapple thing.
37:44
Speaker 4: We are pizza soulmates.
37:47
Speaker 1: Great.
37:48
Speaker 9: I'm going to order one tomorrow night for our final meal.
37:51
Speaker 1: Final meal. I hope it's not your final meal. Next.
37:54
Speaker 8: The King Rory would like to know, have you ever
37:58
Speaker 8: eaten snails or frog legs before? And if not, would
38:01
Speaker 8: you at least try them once?
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Speaker 3: Not intentionally, and I'm not interested, although you can pretty
38:07
Speaker 3: much eat anything if it's deep fried and covered in chocolate.
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Speaker 1: No, my older brother eats all that stuff. I don't.
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Speaker 1: I have a very simple palate. What about you, Lorena?
38:17
Speaker 9: If you deep fry a snail and smother it in chocolate,
38:20
Speaker 9: I will beat you with a stick. I love snails
38:23
Speaker 9: I eat them all the time escargot es muy delicioso
38:27
Speaker 9: and it depends on where you get it at too
38:29
Speaker 9: so sometimes it'll come in the shell and you have
38:31
Speaker 9: to scoop it out like I did in Paris but
38:33
Speaker 9: I've been to restaurants where it already comes deshelled and
38:35
Speaker 9: it's just in a pool of garlic butter that sits
38:38
Speaker 9: down in a little dish and you put the bread
38:40
Speaker 9: crostini with it it's delicious.
38:45
Speaker 8: I have also had escargot many times it's never been
38:48
Speaker 8: in the shell that's crazy.
38:51
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
38:51
Speaker 8: That's why they give you the little forks so you can.
38:53
Speaker 2: Dig them out.
38:53
Speaker 8: It's always been like you said.
38:56
Speaker 1: Go out and pick it up in the garden.
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Speaker 8: Why not that? In the pool of garlic butter. That's
39:00
Speaker 8: how I've always had it. I've never had frog legs before,
39:03
Speaker 8: but I would try it. I'd try anything.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
39:09
Speaker 1: Eat some cockroaches.
39:09
Speaker 8: Next. Analog Al would like to know, do you want
39:13
Speaker 8: permanent daylight savings time?
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Speaker 3: Yes pick a time i don't even care which time
39:18
Speaker 3: just pick a time stay with the time and that's
39:22
Speaker 3: it it's 2026 stop changing the clock we don't need
39:26
Speaker 3: it Lorena.
39:28
Speaker 9: I love daylight savings. I like when it goes from
39:30
Speaker 9: really dark to really light.
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Speaker 1: I think it's fun. Coop.
39:36
Speaker 8: I'm with you, Ben.
39:36
Speaker 1: Let's just pick a time. I don't care which one.
39:39
Speaker 1: I'm fine either way. Just pick a time. Next.
39:43
Speaker 8: Mike, the leprechaun wants to know, do you shower every day?
39:47
Speaker 1: Yes.
39:48
Speaker 3: Sometimes even twice a day. What about you, Verena?
39:51
Speaker 8: Yeah, most days.
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Speaker 1: Most days.
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Speaker 8: I'm not much of a sweater, so I don't need
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Speaker 8: to do it all the time. Yes.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yes, absolutely.
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Speaker 1: Does he think we don't? He met us. I know.
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Speaker 8: That's what I was trying to, like, wondering there. What
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Speaker 8: are you trying to say?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: Next.
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Speaker 8: Alf the Alien O'Piner wants to know, what's your go-to
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Speaker 8: item at the buffet?
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Speaker 3: Well, I know how they price things at the buffet,
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Speaker 3: so you always want to go to the far end
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Speaker 3: of the buffet.
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Speaker 1: Where the meats are and the expensive foods.
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Speaker 3: They always start with a lot of starchy foods, so
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Speaker 3: I always go to the far end, like prime rib, pastrami.
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Speaker 1: What about you?
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Speaker 9: Yeah, you got to start with the meats and the seafoods.
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Speaker 6: The meats, the meats.
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Speaker 1: Crab legs. Crab legs, Coop says. All right.