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YOUR PETTY FIGHTS since TAYLOR AND TRAV NEVER FIGHT · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It was all over the news last week about Travis
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  Speaker 1: Kelcey talking about how him and Taylor Swift have never
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  Speaker 1: been in a fight in two and a half years
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  Speaker 1: of dating, and George Cliney was being interviewed with them
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  Speaker 1: and said he has been in a fight with his
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  Speaker 1: wife in ten years. Right, you claim that you and
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  Speaker 1: your wife haven't gotten in a fight in ten years,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, argue lying.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 3: Travis the same question.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's only been two and a half years, and
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  Speaker 2: you're right. I haven't gotten the argument today, never once.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, neither of us are going to win the argument.
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  Speaker 2: So why get in it? There you go?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the memes about this, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: with me say the memes, say Travis Kelsey says he's
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  Speaker 1: never been in a fight with Taylor Swift. If your
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  Speaker 1: combined value is worth one point sixty seven billion and
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  Speaker 1: you're the point seven billion of it, of course you'll
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  Speaker 1: never get.
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  Speaker 2: Into a fight. That's valid.
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  Speaker 3: And also, plus, like, if you have that much money,
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  Speaker 3: what can you argue about.
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  Speaker 1: Susan, we're talking about we're getting into the Taylor Swift thing.
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  Speaker 2: You got something to say, Well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were talking about the pettiest fights anybody ever had.
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  Speaker 4: And me and my boyfriend had gotten in a fight
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  Speaker 4: about his printer. He took it very seriously, and his
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  Speaker 4: printer didn't work well with my computer, and I happened
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  Speaker 4: to call it a name one day when I was
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  Speaker 4: trying to print out some flight tickets for my son
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  Speaker 4: and his girlfriend. And we got this fight that lasted
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  Speaker 4: hours over this printer.
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  Speaker 2: Because you called it. You called it a name.
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  Speaker 4: I called it a name. I called it a bad name.
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  Speaker 4: And he would have thought that I had called his
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  Speaker 4: mother that name. He was so offended that how dare
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  Speaker 4: I call his printer a name? He just absolutely was
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  Speaker 4: so offended. The argument lasted hours. It was the stupidest
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  Speaker 4: thing I'd ever heard, that somebody got so offended over
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  Speaker 4: a printer and the fact that I didn't like the printer.
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  Speaker 4: I made it, hooked up my printer so we could
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  Speaker 4: print out the tickets.
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  Speaker 2: And you made it.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, wait, did you bring your printer from your place?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you did?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 4: We we had worked together, we lived together, and he
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  Speaker 4: thought that his stuff was better than mine. So he
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  Speaker 4: had hooked up all his stuff when he moved in Okay,
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  Speaker 4: and so I made him unhook his printer and you know,
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  Speaker 4: put my printer back on. This was like fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 4: You see how he first got together.
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  Speaker 2: How can Tatar Swift?
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  Speaker 1: How can Tato Swift and Travis Kelsey say that they've
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  Speaker 1: never been to a fight when there's fights like this
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  Speaker 1: that happened every day in every relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's hard to believe.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe it. I don't believe it for a second.
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  Speaker 4: There's at least that would be some sort of aggravation
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  Speaker 4: or frustration.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially like to me, it's like the big things
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  Speaker 3: you should agree on because that's life. But if you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna bicker, it's going to be about something. You guys know.
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  Speaker 6: He had to say that, right, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she got mad because I was like looking at
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  Speaker 1: pictures of my ex on Instagram. Like he's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: say that. That's a good point. You're right. Cod just
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  Speaker 1: ruined this whole segment because she told the truth. Bye, Susan,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for calling in, Susan.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, welcome. I appreciate it. Having a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Melissa, Hi, did you get into a petty fight
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  Speaker 2: with someone?
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  Speaker 6: I guess I did. It was my ac and we've
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  Speaker 6: actually broke up a couple of years ago, but this
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  Speaker 6: was many of many fights, but this was kind of
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  Speaker 6: the one that sticks out. It was over a mop
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  Speaker 6: and a bucket. He said, maybe I met home people
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  Speaker 6: getting a mop and bucket, and I told him it's.
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  Speaker 4: Wrong with the one I've got.
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  Speaker 6: It works great, and he said, because you just doesn't spin,
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  Speaker 6: I need the one that spins, and I said, of mine,
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  Speaker 6: spins too, it's the same one you've been using. So
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  Speaker 6: we go back and forth. I send him a picture
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  Speaker 6: of it, of the Amazon purchase everything in detail, and
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  Speaker 6: he said, that's not it. Mine's better. The one I
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  Speaker 6: got is better. So we literally go back and forth
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  Speaker 6: on this stupid mop thing for two days. On the
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  Speaker 6: third day, I go over to his house and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: I bring my mop with me and I look at
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  Speaker 6: his and I held the side by side. I go
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  Speaker 6: the exact same mop bucket, the one that spends, and
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  Speaker 6: he looks at me and says, you just purchased that.
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  Speaker 6: That's not the one you had? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: Right now?
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  Speaker 7: At night?
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 6: It was just so stupid. We actually broke up over.
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  Speaker 3: That, but I mean, we're laughing about that because we're
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  Speaker 3: laughing because we've all been in one of those fights.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it is petty. We're laughing because that's what
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  Speaker 2: they are. Petty reasons. We know they're silly, but like.
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  Speaker 3: At some point you're arguing over the mop and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: this is not going to work out the moment, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're done. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like, Okay, Shaggy caught you and it wasn't me.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: We know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for sharing that with this, Melissa, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. Are you guys still broken up and you
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  Speaker 1: have a new boyfriend now?
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  Speaker 6: And you got to No, we're still we're still broken up.
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  Speaker 2: New boyfriend, new bucket.
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  Speaker 6: The meantime, I look at that. I still think of
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  Speaker 6: that and I took a picture of it from two
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  Speaker 6: years ago. I still have it just in case I
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  Speaker 6: ever get Oh I miss him.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have a great day. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you too.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven ninety seven one to four, Seve.
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  Speaker 1: We got into the petty fights you've had with your boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 8: And your husband, wife or anybody. Talk you next, John Dane, Rich,
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  Speaker 8: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: We were getting into like these petty fights because Tedror
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  Speaker 1: Swift and Travis Kelsey, don't fight, Krista.
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  Speaker 2: What's yours? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: My ex and I can't agree on the color of
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  Speaker 9: one of his shirts. It's it's one of those wafflenets
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  Speaker 9: and it's black, and he will tell you to this
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  Speaker 9: day that it's brown.
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  Speaker 3: Is that why you got divorced? Makes it to me?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I know.
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  Speaker 9: You can probably relate rich and just the fact that
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  Speaker 9: you know there were little things like that. There's a
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  Speaker 9: lot of them.
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  Speaker 3: The color thing is hard for guys because my wife
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  Speaker 3: knows all the colors. We have so many questions. It's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's Cien. I'm like, it looks blue to me, Cyan, Wow,
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  Speaker 3: nobody knows what Cian is.
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  Speaker 9: I think, well, black is one of those colors that fades.
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  Speaker 9: So when it's faded, because he's had it for like
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  Speaker 9: fifteen years, it looks a little bit brownish, So I
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  Speaker 9: get what he's saying, but it's not a brown shirt.
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  Speaker 9: It's black.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Latina, Good.
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  Speaker 8: Morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: How are you guys doing.
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  Speaker 2: Is that your first name? Latina?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my first name.
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  Speaker 2: That's very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, did you how many times did you go in
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  Speaker 1: the room and say you're Latina and they're like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we don't need to know your nationality.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, It's happened all the time, Like especially when
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  Speaker 7: I went to get my driver's license. I was sixteen,
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  Speaker 7: and the lady was like, no, no, sweetheart, you don't
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  Speaker 7: put your ignicity there, and you put your name there,
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  Speaker 7: and I was like, oh my god. And then every
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  Speaker 7: time at work they were always like, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 7: are you even allowed to call her that? And they
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  Speaker 7: were like that's her name?
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  Speaker 2: What's your petty fight?
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  Speaker 7: So Mike was actually yesterday with my husband and it
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  Speaker 7: was over a dentist appointment that I had at nine
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  Speaker 7: o'clock and my daughter's was at nine thirty, and so
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  Speaker 7: he's all like, oh hey, it was like eight forty.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, oh hey, you have an appointment at nine
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  Speaker 7: and Luna's is at nine thirty. And I'm like, why
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  Speaker 7: are you just telling me this now? And he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I know, I told you last week and I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: you told me last week. You know what's happened since
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  Speaker 7: last week? He's like, what you know? And then so
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  Speaker 7: he calls a lady. He's like, hey, because they know us,
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  Speaker 7: you know, at the dentist and he's like, hey.
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  Speaker 4: This is Ricardo.
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  Speaker 7: I just gotta let you know my wife and my
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  Speaker 7: daughter aren't going in today because I told her last
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  Speaker 7: week and she forgot.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, he's like, you'll notice when
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  Speaker 3: she's Latina.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, And so we're sitting there. Are you gonna lady
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  Speaker 7: Stow on the phone, She's like, so, do you want
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  Speaker 7: me to reschedule it? And I'm like, no, oh, call
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  Speaker 7: you want We're ready to reschedule.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's great. Thanks, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Nicole, Yes, mine's not a juicy But I was
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  Speaker 5: dating a man older than me, probably I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: thirteen years my senior.
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  Speaker 4: Anyhow, we got in a.
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  Speaker 5: Major fight about using a meat thermometer. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: how about you use a meat thermometer because the food
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  Speaker 5: was not cooked all the way through, and he.
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  Speaker 9: Was like, I lived fifty five years, you know I've
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  Speaker 9: never needed SAT And I was.
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  Speaker 6: Just like, oh, maybe do today likely listening to this
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  Speaker 6: and I broke up with him, and this is probably
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  Speaker 6: triggering what.
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  Speaker 5: Meth thermometer? Man like, I don't want any wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's safe.
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  Speaker 5: I just can't That's all that