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Lies in the “All Guys” Group Chat (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Dolores Catana. Hi
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  Speaker 2: weld on. What are all these hearts and things in
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  Speaker 2: the background? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I my son just sent them to me because I
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  Speaker 1: had a heart ablasion yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, how are you feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Like shit? How do you feel like shit? Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: we're together.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling like shit, feeling like shit. Not as much shit
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  Speaker 2: as probably Jax feels like. But I cannot even so.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done a recap with Dolores before. This is
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  Speaker 2: our first time together. We've done but no, it's not
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  Speaker 2: our first time together.
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  Speaker 1: We can we can talk some shit.
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  Speaker 2: We can really talk some shit. But before we even
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  Speaker 2: get into that one, I'm thinking about you. I hope
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  Speaker 2: that you feel better for those listeners that we have.
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  Speaker 2: How did you know that you needed to go in
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  Speaker 2: and get an ablazion?
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  Speaker 1: So my heart was beating out of my chest. You know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you feel like you have like a flutter. It
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  Speaker 1: feels like a butterfly and it goes away. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: started to come more frequent and more frequently, and then
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  Speaker 1: I got a pain from the middle of my chest
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  Speaker 1: to my shoulder when I was driving one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's not right. So anyway, it wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: go away, and I decided to go to a cardiologist
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  Speaker 1: and he said, you're an aphib So aphib is a
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  Speaker 1: real fibrillation or however you say, and you know you're
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  Speaker 1: a walking stroke. You can have a stroke. So so
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  Speaker 1: many people just ignore that. So I'm telling everybody, if
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  Speaker 1: you get those flutters in your chest, go see a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: So then yesterday I had to go to the hospital
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  Speaker 1: and they went through my groin which is really sorroid,
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  Speaker 1: and into my heart and they kind of shock your
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  Speaker 1: heart and quarterize.
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  Speaker 2: It and then they're like, wake up, heart, we're doing
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  Speaker 2: it this way. Yeah, is that what it is? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: But you feel okay? And is there any recovery to it?
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  Speaker 2: Let's just take it easy.
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  Speaker 1: Take it easy for like a week. But yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, like yourself, okay, I'm not I'm no teddy mallincamp.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, stop. I cursed you out.
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  Speaker 1: Like you had just gone home and you're at the
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  Speaker 1: fucking gym on the treadmill, sweating it out, and I'm like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go to the gym. Like look at her,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, up twenty pounds, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Me to me too. Steroids are not my friend. So
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  Speaker 2: all the dudes that take steroids, I can't even tell
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  Speaker 2: you how you function in life because it made me
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  Speaker 2: so like grumpy and agitated and gain weight, like in
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  Speaker 2: places I would never want to gain weight.
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  Speaker 1: I did swear at you when I was walking into
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  Speaker 1: the gym because I fucking hate it. I hate going
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  Speaker 1: to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: You were there because well, good good. Because I say
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  Speaker 2: to my friend that always bitches about going to the gym,
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  Speaker 2: but she's like, has a like a training goal coming up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, do you know what I would do
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  Speaker 2: to be able to walk into the gym every day
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  Speaker 2: and be able to work out and something that I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to also kind of talk about. When you know,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's like, oh, Teddy, you're so strong, you're this you
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  Speaker 2: and now you didn't wear a wig. You looked like
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  Speaker 2: you just are so fierce. I want to say, like
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  Speaker 2: there's good days and there's bad days, and like we
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  Speaker 2: really have to and I'm sure the same went with
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  Speaker 2: you when you were deciding to go get your heart checked, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that night was a good night. I felt like absolute
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  Speaker 2: donkey the next day like so a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then it catches up to you the
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  Speaker 1: next day like you feel good, right, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: the next day you pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's something that's okay. It's okay
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  Speaker 2: to be able to you know, everyone thinks that you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna get sick or you're gonna have a procedure and
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  Speaker 2: then everything stops. But then we don't talk about the
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  Speaker 2: mental health aspect, where like then depression will sink in
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  Speaker 2: you feel like the normal. Yeah. Yeah, So I think
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  Speaker 2: that that happens no matter what you're grieving or what
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  Speaker 2: kind of pain you're in, whether it's physical pain or
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  Speaker 2: in this case, whatever Jack's is going through and Brittany
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  Speaker 2: and all the shit shows, Like I mean, it is
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  Speaker 2: a freaking shit show. So the first question that I
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  Speaker 2: have as we get into the valley is would you
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  Speaker 2: rather who? Would you rather? Jack's or Jesse?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Jack, I mean I I you know, he's just
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  Speaker 1: a bigger guy, but you know, neither one.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, you have to pick you know how
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  Speaker 2: it's Jack's.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like? Is it aesthetically or Es is not
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  Speaker 1: a bad looking guy?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna do is one is who would
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  Speaker 2: you rather have sex with? And two? Who would you
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  Speaker 2: rather be married to?
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  Speaker 1: How can I have to? What are you asking me
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  Speaker 1: to pick shit for?
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  Speaker 2: Because sometimes we pick shit sometimes this is reality.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna I am only doing this because it's
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  Speaker 1: you that are not even going to give you this answer.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get me today, aren't you? You fuck her?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, obviously, you know you're lucky. I miss you good.
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  Speaker 2: This is you know you really lean I really lean
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  Speaker 2: into it. People are liking me right now. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh now, helly, I always liked you.
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  Speaker 1: You know that? Who would I rather be married to?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely Jesse. I can handle Jesse. Jacks is a cracked egg.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot handle that guy. You cannot reason with that guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's a fucking disaster.
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  Speaker 2: But you want to bone down with him, Well that's
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  Speaker 2: just like a bone.
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  Speaker 1: But Jesse, Jesse I can handle like as a man
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  Speaker 1: because I'm probably more of a man than him that
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  Speaker 1: I could probably like manhandle him.
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  Speaker 2: I almost just split up my soda, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't drink SODA's until after I was in the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's like a pound diet. Cox uh dicted. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I think you know, we weren't able to go into
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  Speaker 2: some of the past episodes, but you know, we'll just
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk about episode three right now. It starts out
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  Speaker 2: Janet's husband Jason, comes over to Britney's house. Jason helped
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  Speaker 2: drive jacks to rehab and get checked in. He says,
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  Speaker 2: Jackson is having a hard time separating being mad at
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  Speaker 2: Brittany from getting help from for himself. So this is
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  Speaker 2: the part that I find a little bit odd. Why
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  Speaker 2: be mad at Britney when you're trying to get help
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  Speaker 2: for yourself at this point, when you're trying to get help,
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  Speaker 2: get help.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you because he's not humbled yet, Okay, because.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't hit rock bottom.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have dealt with addiction in my family. And
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  Speaker 1: on the way to bring in that person to rehab,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna punch her in the face because I said.
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  Speaker 2: You're not here. She was cocky. She was cocky, and
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  Speaker 2: we brought her.
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  Speaker 1: There and she was on the phone and I said,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't come here to have fun. So when you
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  Speaker 1: unless you're going there loathing and hating yourself, he is
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  Speaker 1: not starting off on the right foot.
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  Speaker 2: You need to hit rock bottom. I agree with you,
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  Speaker 2: and especially the other day. I don't know all the
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  Speaker 2: backstory to this, but he was recently on an Instagram
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  Speaker 2: live and who knows what he was talking about because
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  Speaker 2: I only saw a screen grab, but he was on
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  Speaker 2: Instagram Live. And then you see his publicist, the one
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  Speaker 2: he was allegedly having an affair with, say, get off
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  Speaker 2: the live. Ooh wait is he still? How's he doing that?
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  Speaker 1: From rehab?
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  Speaker 2: You need to.
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  Speaker 1: Be humboldt however that is, and that's people places things.
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  Speaker 1: You strip yourself from everything and break yourself down and
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  Speaker 1: then you come up to being a person from scratch.
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  Speaker 2: But I also don't think he wants to be sober.
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  Speaker 2: He may not want to get to the where he's
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  Speaker 2: blowing lines and breaking his furniture. But I don't think
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  Speaker 2: he's interested in sobriety, I think, and I do. Do
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  Speaker 2: you think he's interested in not hooking up with chicks anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's me, not of his addiction, right,
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  Speaker 1: So it's all about discipline and getting rid of that
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  Speaker 1: whole past life like you have to you can never
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  Speaker 1: be around it again. You can't even take a sip
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  Speaker 1: of a beer. It's over. It is over.
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  Speaker 2: It's all or nothing, right, Yes, And especially that's what
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  Speaker 2: he's confusing here in California because there's all this California
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  Speaker 2: sober discussion where it's like, well, I'm not doing coke anymore,
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  Speaker 2: but I can still drink alcohol. No, But I that
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  Speaker 2: if you're drinking alcohol, the next step is I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be drunk and I'm gonna want coke.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm a trigger at it, well it's a trigger, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So you start that and that's and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that that doesn't that makes him a
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  Speaker 2: terrible person. I'm just saying that may mean he's not
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  Speaker 2: ready and he's doing and he keeps saying, I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: it for my son, but then do it, well, I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing yourself too. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I I believe in doing things for your kids,
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  Speaker 1: like I believe in finding the strength to do something
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  Speaker 1: in your love for your children. It has gotten me
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  Speaker 1: from the depths of how like having to be strong
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  Speaker 1: for the people I love. Like that'll do it, Patty,
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  Speaker 1: And you know, that I know, you know who knows
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  Speaker 1: better than you. You know, you fight every day and
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  Speaker 1: he has to want it now.
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  Speaker 2: But he has to want it and he has to
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  Speaker 2: also know that life not doing it is going to
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  Speaker 2: be significantly better than the life he's living right now.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think he believes that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to have something to work with, so
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  Speaker 1: I could. I haven't been able to sleep. And I
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  Speaker 1: happen to turn on Bravo the other day and what
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  Speaker 1: was on but their wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I never saw that.
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  Speaker 1: I saw their wedding. It just it was on, and
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  Speaker 1: it was so weird to watch everybody so young. And
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  Speaker 1: you see those memes on Instagram, like you know they
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  Speaker 1: say like, oh, twenty minutes from now, she didn't know
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  Speaker 1: she'd hear the worst news of her life, like it's somebody.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like thinking with each person like Arianna
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  Speaker 1: and Tom, like oh, you know, five years from now,
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  Speaker 1: she will know that he's going to be sleeping with
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  Speaker 1: Raquel who's in the room next to them, or you know,
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  Speaker 1: or Sheen is going to be married with the kid
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  Speaker 1: and what was it?
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  Speaker 2: Lala Kent was Lala was there with no neck?
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  Speaker 1: What's his name?
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  Speaker 2: Randall. But he couldn't be filmed. I mean, I can't
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  Speaker 2: even remember, but.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he was filmed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was there.
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  Speaker 1: She was like crying when she was when Brittany was
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  Speaker 1: dancing with her father, so.
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  Speaker 2: Like, he reminds me of the guy from ninety Day Fiance,
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  Speaker 2: Big Gud big big as brow.
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  Speaker 1: No, Randall, don't come from me. I'm sorry, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: So you're not kidding. You're so full of shit. You're
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  Speaker 2: not kidding. You just don't want him to come for
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  Speaker 2: you because he's kind of scary. We don't need to
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  Speaker 2: fight people, not on TV anymore. We'll stick to people
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  Speaker 2: solely on television. Okay, but do you think that Brittany
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  Speaker 2: is in the wrong at all for any of this stuff?
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  Speaker 2: I know you're as you're watching the wedding, Like you
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  Speaker 2: don't think that she knew this ship was coming. He
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  Speaker 2: cheated on her, like a bajillion times.
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  Speaker 1: He cheated on her. He got, he drank, he did.
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  Speaker 1: She was in love, young and dumb. She was in love.
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  Speaker 1: I've I don't judge anybody for that. Doesn't make it
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  Speaker 1: Just because she's at it doesn't make it okay for
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  Speaker 1: him to keep doing it. Right, you know what I mean, Like,
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  Speaker 1: don't fucking rhyn the girl into the ground. She's crazy
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  Speaker 1: about you. But I always look at people where they
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  Speaker 1: how they grew up their relationship and things were affected
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  Speaker 1: by our childhoods as you know.
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  Speaker 2: So there was a part of me.
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  Speaker 1: That felt I have I do feel bad for Jacks
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  Speaker 1: because I know I don't think he ever really had
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  Speaker 1: a chance. He's not close with his family. He brought
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  Speaker 1: he brought the father's ashes to the wedding, and that's
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  Speaker 1: the only family he had there. Yeah, his mom, like
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  Speaker 1: his sister was there, but they don't really talk. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Like I looked into all this you got me crazy
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  Speaker 1: with this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: That you got it it makes you psycho and also
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: you have psycho. You don't really know this because people
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  Speaker 2: don't significantly hate you to like another level. But like
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  Speaker 2: theirs was probably like six years where I was so
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  Speaker 2: hated online and it really kind of started like getting
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  Speaker 2: to me mentally.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't look, though, there's no such.
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  Speaker 2: Thing as not looking when you work in the business
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  Speaker 2: and you keep doing it like it's there's no such thing.
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  Speaker 2: People don't let it bother you, let it let's you.
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  Speaker 1: Let it buy But if you don't look it, don't say.
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  Speaker 2: But also, how do you think Jax could not look like?
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  Speaker 2: I think he's Also every time he funks up, he's
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  Speaker 2: hated even more. And so like sometimes when you're really hated,
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  Speaker 2: you go double down and you do it roundable. He's
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  Speaker 2: not affected, Teddy, I's not affected. I don't think he
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  Speaker 2: realizes he's an asshole. No, you're well, you're right, like
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  Speaker 2: you were on Traders with him, Like do you think
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  Speaker 2: he is arranging narcissist allegedly?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, he listen. Tom was like a puppy that
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  Speaker 1: shits on the floor and then he gets hit. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know why he why does everyone hate me? I
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  Speaker 1: just said it on the floor. But he's like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the most hated man. I cannot be a trader, Like
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  Speaker 1: the whole world hates me. But it didn't bathe him.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't Teddy, it didn't like penetrate and.
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  Speaker 2: Where I feel Jacks would lean into it and be
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  Speaker 2: like I want to be the trader. I want to
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  Speaker 2: do this like I want to be the biggest asshole.
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  Speaker 2: But either way we get through this. It's broken. He's broken.
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  Speaker 1: You can't fix that. There's a thing I saw on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram one time, be careful picking up broken glass, like
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: shard glass because you cut yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think they both kind of know, but
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  Speaker 2: at this time we're probably like eight years and ten
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  Speaker 2: years and twelve years and who knows into their relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Then Janet and Michelle, which honestly, Michelle could push me
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  Speaker 2: right over the edge every single time that she comes
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  Speaker 2: on the screen. I'm like, I know that I was
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  Speaker 2: notoriously boring, but I'm like, listen here, I'm in recovery
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  Speaker 2: and I don't need to watch you. I'm tired. And
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  Speaker 2: then she comes on and I'm like, I need freaking
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  Speaker 2: whatever it's called toothpicks to hold my eyelids open. She
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  Speaker 2: starts to talk and I'm like, no, yeah, I cat
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  Speaker 2: she is where my joy goes to die. I mean like.
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  Speaker 1: She was crying. I mean she was crying the other
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  Speaker 1: day because I know we have to get but we
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  Speaker 1: have to get to that before. I'm sorry, I'm just so.
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  Speaker 2: I know, we're so excited, but then we get the war.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing is they're talking about the rehab thing.
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  Speaker 2: Then Kristen and Luke come to the house, and then
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Luke as if he wasn't enough already becomes completely unfuckable
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  Speaker 2: because he outs the boy group. I'm sorry, is.
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  Speaker 1: That a boy group or a circle jerk? It's like
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  Speaker 1: a big fucking lank fest on that. Oh, they think
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  Speaker 1: they're so cool that they have this like group text.
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  Speaker 2: Like join the fucking club. We all have group texts
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  Speaker 2: and nothing stay inside.
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  Speaker 1: Saw the group text between me and my friends, the pictures,
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  Speaker 1: the memes that go up.
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  Speaker 2: But if my group text with Tamra, if one of
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  Speaker 2: the additional people who I'm not going to say because
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want them to get DMS was then sharing
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  Speaker 2: it on television, I would be freaking furious. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I know you guys are saying Danny brought it up
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  Speaker 2: on camera first, but to me it came out as
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  Speaker 2: as what's his name? As Luke telling it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm blaming Danny. He knows he's no amateur. He's not
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  Speaker 1: an amateur. He knows what he was doing. What was
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  Speaker 1: he thinking? Did he get bottle brain? Diaper brain? You
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  Speaker 1: had a house with the three kids under three? Three kids,
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  Speaker 1: I have three kids under three, And I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, and how much are you doing it? At this point?
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  Speaker 2: And like, listen, do you live in Valencia yet or not,
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  Speaker 2: because I don't want to hear about it unless you are.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where Valencia is, but I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that he's in the house too much.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you that he needs to be out
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  Speaker 2: doing more things if he's reading through the Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Santa she finally, she finally folded and went there. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go there and then whatever, but anyway, boychat, boychat,
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  Speaker 1: So he tells this dweeb. Yeah, first of all, if
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  Speaker 1: they think if some guy was a rat like that
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  Speaker 1: in New Jersey, oh boy, you that's what I'm saying, Teddy,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: listen to me. If that happened here, Oh my god, it's.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: No Santa Clarita there in Jersey. No, you get your
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: ass kicked. That is.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: But I think both of them would get their ass kicked.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: They were both they would both get when. I think
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Luke was upset that he didn't wasn't on the group chat,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: and that's why he shared it. And then I think
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: that did.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He say he shared it? Did he ever say why
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you shared it? Luke?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: How quickly you went from hating the La Drama last
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: season to be the bone collector this season. I love
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: how this this is already written bone collector, Like Kristin
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: has definitely taught him.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Well, so listen, you know, let's go back to the wedding.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: They say Kristin has like a golden vagina. She breaks
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: one heart after another. Well, Lalla was like, because at
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: the wedding there was some guy crying to her with
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: a beard.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he turned out to be an asshole too.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was like, she was like breaking his
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: little heart at the wedding and he came to the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: wedding to be with her and she was ignoring him.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: She was just annoyed he was there. So then lalas like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: look at him crying in the corners. She's got like
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: a golden vagina. This is what she does to these guys.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And I want to be clear, I love Kristin. Like
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I think Kristen's a necessity on the show. In person,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: She's really cool and nice. Where some of these people
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I've met in person and I'm like, I could do
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: or do without you like being around me. I like Kristin.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I know about Kristin that Arianna called
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: her when Tom stabbed when Tom did to her, like
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: she broke up Tom and Arianna broke up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Kristen and Tom correct Arianna. Yeah. And then when Tom
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: broke up with see what the fuck you got me
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: going on here? Yeah, and went down We're deep down
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: the rabbit hole. We have to stay for.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Arihanna was just sweet. It was just a At Kristen's
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: baby shower, Arianna went to Kristen and Kristen embraced her
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: when Tom broke her heart. That's why when you're saying
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: you like Kristin, I'm saying that said about.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Kristen because people keep going back to her, so people
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: want to talk about her on the show. But either way,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: then we get into this conversation where Michelle. Was Michelle
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: seeing Aaron last summer or was it just happening? You know, like,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: They were seeing each other, and I don't give a fuck.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: He wasn't nice to her, He treated her, He was arrogant.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: So Jesse was Jesse.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Was mean to her from what she says now, I'm
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: just getting new to.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: We believe her. Yeah, I mean, I don't think Jesse
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: is a great guy, but I also think that Michelle
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: knows exactly how to push buttons. But either way, there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Say they were not compatibible, that is. And anyway, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: hope the honey guy was worth it because now he
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: hates her. She don't care that he hates her.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Then Jesse says, Michelle admits to cheating
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: on him. If it wasn't with Airy, admitted it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is at the beginning. Jesse says that she
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: admitted it. This happened last year, after the season. But
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: then if it wasn't with Aaron, then she cheated twice.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Just now, I think she's lying. I think she cheated
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: with Aaron, but she tried to cover up because Erin's
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: in the picture now, so she just wanted to admit
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: to it, but not to her daughter.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Saying I love you to Aarin on last week's episode
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: or two weeks episode ago, showed me that he's been
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: in the life for a pretty long time. Yeah. I mean,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know any men my kids would say I
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: love you too, other than their dad. Well, after two
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: months of dating like that seems Banana Tree.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Banana Trees, Jesse's a good dad. Jesse
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: seems like a good dad. He seems very attentive to her.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: The baby but then she was saying he doesn't pay
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: child support.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: That actually shocked me. But also I think Kristin and
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Jesse using each other to create chaos is a little
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: bit of like what I needed on this show. Oh listen,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: We needed predictable, and you know what, they're thick as thieves,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: those two.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: They are because they know you know what they need us.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Then yeah, and Kristin go to a fertility acupuncturist. Kristin
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and Luke are still trying to get pregnant. They had
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: pregnancy loss last year. Nia says she got pregnant after
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: two months of fertility acupuncture. Nia wanting to have more
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: babies while still being in the apartment is absurd. Like
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: if I was the acupuncturist, I'd be like, no.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: She should just slow down for a minute and you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: put for her body's sake, it's a lot on your body.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: She had twins and she had like I think.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: She's concerned on once. She I think she's very and
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I have been this way too, so I understand. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: think she wants to have all the kids she wants
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: to have right away so that she can get in
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: the best shape of her life and blah blah blah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: But I think what happens then is sometimes we mistake,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: and I am at fault of this, we mistake some
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: of our sadness or unhappiness as exult austion when we
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: have little kids versus I need to deal with some
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: other things in my life, which I think is going
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: to play out throughout the rest of the season.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's very telling. But see, it's been so long
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: since I've had little ones. You still have little ones.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's been so long that I don't remember any of that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So for me, like we you know, we got
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: to a point where racing from activity A to activity
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: mommy and me, this the blah blah blah blah blah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And you're so booked up that at the end of
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the night, when sometimes you're emotionally, you're like, well, I
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: did do sixty five million things today, So maybe that's why,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: or maybe I did sixty five million things today because
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to address certain things that were going
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: on that I needed to handle. Well, I think that
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: is that that goes for.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Across the board in life. Yeah, Like I didn't stop
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: for probably twenty years, Teddy, Like I just went and
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: went and went and didn't sit down and w cluttered
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: my life with nonsensical busyness and too many people. And
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: it's only recent that I did calm down and stop that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Well, you didn't have a choice. Your show's no longer
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: being filmed.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, yeah, I'm fired.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: But then we get back to the group chat, the
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: boys chat, and Jack's Jax, this was your first mistake.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Do not organize a group chat of I have four
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: people in my group chat and it annoys me, and
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I have like twenty group chats. But Jack's organized a
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: group chat of twenty guys where they have locker room
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: This is not term I nor I knew or could use,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: but locker room chat. And Jesse asked the chat how
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Michelle is affording her place when she hasn't made commission
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: in two years. Then he says he has evidence that
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: she's sleeping with a billionaire for fifteen hundred dollars a night.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Who is it? This is my phone number.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, listen, she should it's for
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the full night? Is at fifteen hundreds? She should get more?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Does she have to stay all night?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I mean we get more for a paid post on
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the story saying that's a twenty secondaryis you got it
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: up your game?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, do you just let him look at it?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Do you have to do something for that? I mean,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I want to understand going very far.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: But my guess is that when when Jesse was sending
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: these kind of text messages that then Daniel then brought
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: to Luke is maybe when he was still in the
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: drinking some nights and then he would just be shit talking.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: You know, some people should talk and they don't actually
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: mean what they're saying.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Listen, how many.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Times you really care? If?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: But huh do you?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think he really thinks that she's been sleeping
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: with a billionaire for fifteen hundred dollars a night.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Well, if so, he hates her so fucking much, he's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: going to bring it out. So I thought when she so,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Now they're at Dave and Busters and Brittany tells.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Her also, would you want your adult birthday at Dave
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: and Busters?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: No?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That was like not for me. But before we even
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: get Dave and Busters, they were talking about how they
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: think that Danny can't handle his alcohol. Listen, we need
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: people that can handle their alcohol but also still be
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: inappropriate on this show. So we got to figure out
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a happy medium.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: But Danny's been in some trouble. While he's drinking, he
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gets a.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Little handsy, a little handsy.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Surprised. I was very surprised to hear that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I know he goes to the church. I go to Danny.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Danny drink from the well at the church. You better
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: be good. Go to confession, Danny, and you're.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: With like the most beautiful this is. This goes to
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: show that if you're gonna be handsy and do inappropriate things,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter how beautiful your significant other is. You're
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: just that's maybe who you are or who you're natty.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: My friend's husband used to cheat on her with a
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: four hundred pounds woman with no teeth, and she would
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: wear the velvet though I mean no three She had
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: like three strands of hair roll messy and no teeth
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: summer teeth and she was four hundred pounds.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he loved her.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: He cheated, He left my friend for her.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: But also I want to see the scene where I
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: like Alex Baskin, let us know. I want to see
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the scene because they have the actual footage of Jasmine
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: and her girlfriend confronting Danny, but they only showed us
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: a flashback of that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Now, did Jasmine and her girlfriend confront Danny because he
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: was inappropriate with Jasmine as well?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: So what we found out on the after show regarding
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: this whole Danny being touchy feely, which I'm not sure
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: this story helps Danny at all, but it's that Jasmine
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: brought up him being touchy feely with her on camera
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: because he hadn't apologized to Jasmine's girlfriend. But the problem
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: was Danny thought he was handsy with Michelle.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: He was that drunk, He was that drunk, he.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Didn't even know who's handsy.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: No, I get it now, I was so confused, thank you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so apparently he doesn't know who he was handsy with.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: But of course then that means he's going to share
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: text messages that he like. Take Danny off the group
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: chat if you don't want it shared because he's loose
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: lips drunk?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Or was he drunk when he was watching the kids
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and he was on the couch and he told the vagina.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: No, I hope not.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Was he I mean he knew what he was doing then.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. My guess is Danny potentially really wants
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: to be on this show, and he doesn't know how
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: to like call. He just says stuff that's unnecessary. Yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I know, but then those are the one.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You got to watch out for, Teddy. Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: But then Janet decides she wants to throw her birthday
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: party at Dave and Buster's by the way in Northridge.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Been there, had a child's birthday there, Like, I don't know, adult, David,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if you're in LA. You do know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and you know that. I'm confused which adult wants to
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: have a Dave? Do you want a Dave and Buster's birthday? No?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to go there for a kid,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: even which I don't want to go anywhere near there.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I done with those things. I've been done with those
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: things for over twenty years.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Also was like, why did she have to carry two
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: beers at one time? Drink all the beers you want?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: It's your birthday. We haven't seen you be like loose lips, Danny,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: But why do you need to hold two Like there's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a million people to get your drink around, Honny?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You know all I could think of when I was
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: watching that whole thing. I spend thirty thousand dollars on
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a finale party here. Okay, I hired actors, I got
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: whiskey flowed people flown in from Ireland. I had Irish flowers.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: They don't even I.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Don't even remember seeing any of this, So that's what
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I remember, you just sitting at the table.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I had my my garage turned into a casino with
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: our faces on coins that they never showed. And then
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I had like Irish cooks make it, you know, when
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: we did like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: The fighter, everybody fighting in this.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: In this room right here.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: But that's the only thing I remember is that room.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: So you could have just done that and removed the heart.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, Dave and Busters and Beer,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: it's the fuck out of here, the fuck and we're canceled.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, because this shows that this show is
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: not about the lifestyle. It's about the drama. And but okay,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: she has the party. Then she's kind of bossy about
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the Dave and Bosters and listen, I'm a bossy person,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: so I get it. But like she wants everybody else
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to Dave and Buster the way she Dave and Busters,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, well.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: There's a pro and she went over it first. You
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: come in.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: First, she goes to the present room where.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You can get your ticket.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Now, hold on, first, you must wear.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: And a fanny pack, which I was like, that's gonna be.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: A pain if you have to be you have to
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: pull it to the side, or you have to decide
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna take a fanny one.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't get invited to Brabo Khon and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I meet none of these people. I've never had beef
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: with anybody before until you fucking pulled me into this.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I just can't help myself, I know.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: But like also, like this isn't a kids party. Why
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: are you in rompers and fanny packs? I own all
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: these things, but I make a choice when to wear them.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And the choice is not one double fister.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: What else would you wear there?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Jammies? This what I have on?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Listen? She was go ahead, I mean, I'm.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: But then but then, as if there's not enough going
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: on with figuring out what their goals were, which was
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: to get enough fucking tickets one to win something you
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: could probably buy for four bucks, uh, Brittany tells Michelle
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: what Jesse has been saying about her. They bring Daniel
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: over to ask what Jesse was saying, and he ship himself.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: He did, I actually diaper Ambassador's that day your wife.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Battered diaper bag because the trail is ship.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: He's like, He's like, well he could tell. He's like
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: looking in the side of his eye.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And that's the first that she hears. You could like.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: His wife looks at him like you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Nia is like, I will honestly remove your ballsack tonight.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Just get away. He's like, well, you said it. She's no.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: She goes, well, you said it, you said it, you
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: said it on camera or you you know, you said it,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: so you know it has to be and.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: You know she probably said that. You know, she probably
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: was like, you came, fucking idiot.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Well she said it. He didn't tell her.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: He didn't, no, because he doesn't remember. Dolores, Why was
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: he drying? I don't know. Were you having a double
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: fist of beers?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sharing?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: But then Michelle, the amount of Michelle crying over this,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I thought she.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Was gonna laugh. See, she treated it all wrong. She
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: should have started laughing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: She's a night or.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Honey, I get way more than that punkin. I would
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: have had so much fun with that. But like it
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: was a delayed reaction cry like it was almost a
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: fake cry.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Honestly, do you think she went and did this with
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: some soap in her eyes.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: To get there? Like it was so delayed? Number One,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: she wasn't like really surprised and she just started. But
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: but then she went off on him and she was like,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: this is where we started to talk talk about. She's like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: well he doesn't pay child support.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, then we finally get to the goods we need
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: to know. But I know the seal, but he did
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: break the seal. But I also don't know if I
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: believe her that he doesn't. This is a problem. I
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: know Jesse and you guys are gonna say Tanny's biased,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: and yes I am biased, but like I think about
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: the two people i'd rather hang out. If I was
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: in a room with Jesse and I was in a
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: room with Michelle, I would gravitate towards Jesse, not because
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm a host beast, but because he seems like more fun. Okay,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: all right, So might be I'm biased, but I don't
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: know that I believe because she originally made it out
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: like he had her move out of the place, but no,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: she had already done that. That wasn't a decision Jesse
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: made like they could. A lot of what we're hearing
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: is double sided from both things. Yeah, so it's it's
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: very tumultuous.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: They are. They fucking hate each other.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: They hate each other. They eight and she should have
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: just made a joke about it. And then I wish she.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Should have laughed. But but how could she come out
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: and say he's not being her if he really isn't?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Because who's gonna check?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? Am I gonna zip over
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: to the oh courthouse after this and check? Oh? Gry
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: the fans will do it? Not you? Someone let us know,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: because I'm believing Jesse. But maybe he's not paying child's
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: work because they're not that part of court. Are they
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: fully divorced?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: No, they're not divorced yet.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Well that's why there's nothing set in stone. I doubt
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: they went to a mediation.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: But there's something called pendelighte where he has to give
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: her money to live. There has to be Oh, not
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: in California.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Not in California. You might even be in like one
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: of those fault states. Like I don't even know what
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Jersey does, but like out and like.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's no fault like who knows, but we don't.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I don't as far as I know. You keep everything
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: the same. So if they had separate finances, then it
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: would stay as separate finances until they complete either their
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: mediation or their court.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, here's the other thing, like when they
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: see so if she has no money, is she banging
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: somebody for money? Because I don't know they're I don't know.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if the honey guy is the honey
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: guy fitting the bill, if the honey's expensive, I have more.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Hair on the front of my head than the honey guy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: No wait, listen, Michelle, I have no problem with anything
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: God bless I'm Delores Is coming over after this and
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: we're gonna start my only fan so I can just
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: start bringing.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, Michelle. Don't let anybody shame you
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: for how you make a living ever, And I'm not
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: saying that you do in any way.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: But maybe you know her boyfriend's giving her money.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Do they live together?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: No? Or they live together? They live together? The daughter says,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I love you. Who knows, but I think after court maybe.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: He's paying the fucking bill.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Duh, duh. But either way, Jesse is saying he was
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: making a joke on the boy's chat. That shouldn't sound
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: like a joke when you say when you follow it
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: with I have proof. Oh, as she SIPs the's spind drift,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: the fact that I just remember the word spind drift,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: but like I forget.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: No listen, it should have never been repeated. How about
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that you shouldn't have said it in the group chat, Jesse.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It's still the mother of your kids. And if you're
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: not paying the bills, why do you care? As long
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: as they're getting paid. That's number one. Number two, it
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have been repeated.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: It shouldn't repeat And also number three, if we are
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: going to keep this group chat working, please add me in, Dolores,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: because we'd like to be in on the crumbs.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll teach you how to be men.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So then, as if Michelle couldn't bug
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: me more, now she's decided as a second seasoner to
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: go around and try and do a poll with some
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: like lifetimers to kick Jessee out of the house that he's.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Betting for for just don't go or or stay at
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the hotel he invited her there. What about when Kristen says, listen,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: if she's making some money on the side, she can
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: afford her own hotel room.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: There's also did she really think she's that close with everybody?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I guarantee she's one of those people that the second
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: they're done filming, she's not like besties with every single
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: woman on that show.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Do you think Teddy I think that she was put
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: up to that.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that that is very forbidden in the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: world of housewives. Maybe not for the Valley, but we
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: do have the same producer. They never want to have
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: to deal with filming at two different locations. So unless
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: she ends up agreeing to it, and she said, you're right,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: you're so hyped, never want that. But meanwhile, you know, Jasmine, Kristin,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: and Ea think it's weird since Jesse is renting the house.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: They don't want him to be I love that that's
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: the word banished. I'm like, are we on traders? But
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: then Brittany and Janet vote for Jesse to stay in
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: the hotel. They were so excited to win their prize.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think they were focusing on what the hell
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Michelle was saying. I want to just tune Michelle out too,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: and she's like, yeah, sure, whatever, anyways, keep it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Moving, No, because they were like mad about what he
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: had said, and Brittany's going through whatever Jax did to her.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: So she's pro woman now, she's like old girl, I am,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stick with the girls, you know.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: But then in the confessional, Michelle says Jesse is by
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: far worse than Jack's and that what she is going
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: through Jesse, Michelle said that Michelle says that worse than
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Jack's and she's going through worse things than Brittany. I'm like,
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I actually don't think so, because we just saw what
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Brittany's going through and I don't like any of it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's what Britney's been going through since
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the day she.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Was with him, the day she let him in the
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: first time.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, he has dragged her through the mud. He has
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: dragged every woman on that show through the mud. And
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you know, she wasn't going to change him and she
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to be any different. But she was in
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it for the long haul and she stuck it out
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: and damn near fucking killed her. That will take a
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: toll on you.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Do I think that Jesse is anal retentive and type
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: A and controlling. Probably I'm also all those things, so
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I understand you recognize it, So I recognize the things.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Do I think he says shit he probably regrets and
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: unnecessary to say to the mother of his children. One
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: million press the truth.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I just don't think he likes her. I don't think
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: he ever liked her. I don't think they like each other.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know she ever liked him. I think the
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: problem is he's still he was still in love with her, and.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know he didn't treat her like that because
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: when she had the baby, he would not help her.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He never gave her compliments, he wasn't sweet to her,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: and I just don't think that she's the woman for him.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe another woman could bring that out, and I.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Don't think so. I think if you're like that, like
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: there are some like that, some guys like that that
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: like like let's trade off each night and I'll do
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: the nights and when you have it, and there's some
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: that aren't. And maybe he's not that way. But these
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: are conversations you should have with which granted I probably
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: didn't have the right conversation. So this is a PSA,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: if you haven't had a kid and you're with somebody
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: and you're thinking about having kids, start having these conversations now,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: like when we do have a child, are you going
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: to be one that's going to be going? Yeah, I
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: mean a lot. You know, it depends if somebody's old
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: school and not old school, what their situation is. But
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I don't imagine she went into having kids thinking that
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: he was going to do half of.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: You're right, No, you're you're always very smart. As long
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: as I know you, you're very intuitive. But but I
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: think I don't well, I don't think you're an asshole.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So anyway, listen, whenever you want, like we're going to
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: talk about me, you'd call me and go. You know,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I got to talk about this, Delores.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: You know I got to talk about you riding the
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: fence saved.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: But you know, why is it that everyone else could
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: ride the fence Page? And Page is friends with that?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Because Page is funnier than you, Erica. I'm not saying
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Well, AKA, you don't know me.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I would never in one million years go ahead down
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: and Dolores. I only say these things to her because
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I absolutely love her, and I know we have to
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: finish with this episode because we have more recaps to
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: do after this. But Delores is like one of the
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: real ones. I would say, when we go down into
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the history of housewives, the people that you can actually trust,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Dolores is one of them. So even though we might
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: make little comments towards one another, you are actually one
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: of those people that I truly, truly trust in love.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: That's all I need. And I really you can make
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: fun of me all you want after that, because that's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: all that matters.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: That's you know, that's all that matters. And I feel
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: the same, like, make fun of me all you want,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: But as long as I know that, like deep down
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: you love me, I'm good. But we don't know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I think with Michelle and Jesse, I just don't
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: see a compatibility there. I don't think he was nice
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to her. I think she's crazy about the Honey guy
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: because he's so sweet to her, sweet like honey.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Do you think we'll ever learn Honey Guy's name? Because
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I can't. You Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Only somebody put it
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: in the chat. That's why I know.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Aaron, So look what happened at David Busters
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: when she goes running over to him. She's like, make
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: believe upset and and she has to break it to
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: him and then need to tell him that to tell him,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: and then he said, She's like, yeah, he said, I'm
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: sleeping with some billionaire for money. Now it's somebody I'm with.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Their like who you're fucking lying? More like you fucking
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: probably right?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: But you've always been a slut.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: But what does honey guy do? You're stronger than that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Don't let him bother you, sweetheart. No wonder why she's
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: crazy about him, like she's a fucking human.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: How dare he treat her like a human?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Don't wonder why she was putting her makeup on to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: go to Running Canyon buy his honeybeef arm, No wonder.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I don't blame you, Michelle, team Michelle, Jesse. I like you,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: but you don't belong together.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Listen, Jesse, but I sa also I want to clear.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Somethingy you can handle. Jesse.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I need to be with another Jesse.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: You made me say who i'd be with him.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I think I need I may need a honey guy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You need a different honey guy, but a different type
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: of guy, different, a different esthetic type more your type,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: more my more my aesthetic.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: But that but the problem is, I'm scared I would
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: walk all over that aesthetic and and you know, let
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: me that's me.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: You know what you would do? You know what honey
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: guy would do when you start to get like that,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: he'd be like, ok No, he'd be like, Okay, if
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you're having that kind of a day, it's okay, come back.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Take let's take.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Let's take. Yes, let me give you your space. This
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: is a pipe dream.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Well all right, Well, do you have any last questions
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: for me, Dolores before we close out this episode of.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Wait so so yeah, I do have a question for you.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, who would you choose between Danny,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Jason or Luke Jason?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: One million percent? Why are we even talking about Jason
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: when I would choose Jason to bone and to marry.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Really he's a dupe. Also, I'm not coming for your man.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I don't want to have birthdays at the place like
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: But Jason, I think is the only doable option for
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: me really for either Why you're you're leaning towards Danny
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: and Luke? You don't it doesn't seem now I would.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Punch Danny right in his fucking face, because he would
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: have gotten me in trouble because he opens his big mouth.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Don't give me in trouble with my friend for your
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: big mouth, because that's what girls do. You're a girl now,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to have three kids under three. No,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and you shouldn't have let me do that, So go away.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: And I give Luke a hard time, but I feel
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: like I don't really know Luke, and maybe Luke is
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: very nervous, so maybe Luke needs to be the one
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: pounding double fisters, so you.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Don't understand Luke. In the end might come through to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: be like you don't.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Know, we don't know, we don't know you, Luke, he
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: doesn't have it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have an iPhone, so he's good.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Jason doesn't have an iPhone. Maybe I
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: take back my original vote. I've always I can't be
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: with somebody that would ruin a group text or have
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: a green text. Well that's a big, pretty requisite.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: We'll we'll cross that bridge, Teddy.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. But
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: thanks guys for tuning into another episode.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: So we slaughtered this thing.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: We crushed it. I mean, we love to give ourselves props.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: And on the heels of all of this, I want
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: to tell the whole cast, you guys did a great job.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You gave us a lot of content. Thank you, and
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: we really.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Do like you all, Oh, we really do. We love it,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: We appreciate you. We're just recapping a show that you
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: guys actually may.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Just recapping it. We're just talking about what you did.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It's not like we made something up about you. Remember
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: that way you see us at.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Remember that when we when you want us all to
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: be hugging like this.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Let's hug.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Let's hug it out, hug it out, all right, guys,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in. Bye,