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Matches vs. Lighters | Son of a Boy Dad #230 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 1: It is September third.
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  Speaker 3: We are alive from each Q three. We are late
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  Speaker 3: on the episode because yesterday was Labor Day and we're
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  Speaker 3: good Americans and we don't work on Labor Day.
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  Speaker 1: We respecting our union brothers and sisters exactly, and the
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  Speaker 1: men and women who work exactly, the trans folk that were.
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  Speaker 3: And the trans folk that work, and the black folk
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  Speaker 3: that work. Okay, we're supporting everyone that we're purple folk,
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  Speaker 3: that exactly. I don't care if you're black, blue, purple, orange.
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  Speaker 3: We support that you're working.
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  Speaker 1: That's a facts. But I feel like I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: you boys in a while.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I haven't seen you guys in forever.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen you fucking fox in forever months. So
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  Speaker 1: good to be back.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy that people didn't realize that we banked episodes
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  Speaker 3: since May.
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  Speaker 1: Summer off we look if we look completely different, but
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  Speaker 1: if Sas came in with a grizzled beard.
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  Speaker 3: I've been in Wyoming for the last three months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just starting a militia, just arming the good people
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  Speaker 1: of Cheyenne.
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  Speaker 3: I was looking into that hole, that whole Idaho situation
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  Speaker 3: in northern Idaho. Have you're right about that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the top of Idaho. Yeah, where it's exclusively Nazis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all Nazis.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like more than you even think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more than you expect. Well, it's like the
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  Speaker 3: apparently it's like the politicians are Nazis too. Wow, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's super respectable.
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  Speaker 3: I was looking into it because I wanted to go
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  Speaker 3: fishing in Idaho. They got a beautiful salmon hatch out
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  Speaker 3: there in the spring, and I was just begging to
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  Speaker 3: get out there. But that's a Jew. You know, that's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be tough for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd have to join the Aryan Brotherhood.
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  Speaker 3: Someone commented on My Don't Tell and they said, is
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  Speaker 3: this kid a trust fun baby or a Jew? And
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  Speaker 3: I replied, I said both.
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  Speaker 1: The perfect crossovers.
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  Speaker 3: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't reply, but Your Don't Tell shit went incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it did well. I was happy with it. It was
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  Speaker 3: pretty majority positive feedback.
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  Speaker 1: And it got fucking incredible amounts of views.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I did, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The only one with better pace of views was that
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  Speaker 1: that old fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's killer.
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  Speaker 2: There was an old woman on mine who blew up.
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  Speaker 3: The Yeah, there's a lady that went right before me
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  Speaker 3: who her tiktoks are getting like five million likes per clip.
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  Speaker 1: The one joke that that old guy had was like,
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  Speaker 1: the average life expectancy for men is seventy seven, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm seventy eight, but the average life expectancy for women's
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  Speaker 1: eighty one. So I'm thinking if I transition, it's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great, pretty fucking good joke.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. His has like over a million views.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the key to get some life experience.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I gotta keep doing this shit for sixty
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  Speaker 3: more years to.
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  Speaker 2: Get a million, or just make yourself look old. Are
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  Speaker 2: definitely on the hunt for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was good. I was happy. It's definitely weight
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  Speaker 3: off my shoulders getting something out, so it's like.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great, it's really good. I was happy with it.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty much all good feedback. There were some
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  Speaker 3: nasty comments that brought me down pretty hard.
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  Speaker 1: Specifically, the stuff about.
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  Speaker 3: My posture doesn't bother me at all because it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have bad posture. It's like I don't give a ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your shit's like what am I gonna do? Like people
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  Speaker 3: are like, oh, he as bad. But it's also it's
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  Speaker 3: weird because all the people that say like all the
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  Speaker 3: bad comments are people that are my fans.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know that though?
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  Speaker 3: Because I click on their profile and it says follow
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  Speaker 3: back and they're the ones that are like delivery sucks.
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  Speaker 3: And then you on the YouTube and people are like
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  Speaker 3: unbelievable delivery, and I'm like, oh, I don't really know
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  Speaker 3: what to think.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that your name is Adam because you
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  Speaker 1: have posture like you got a rib removed?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, biblical biblical, very biblical biblical.
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  Speaker 1: You already know what the fuck it is. But I
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  Speaker 1: was I was pretty proud of says to be. I
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  Speaker 1: was like happy for him, yeah, and like prideful to be.
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  Speaker 3: It is weird to work on jokes for like four
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to Francis to work on jokes for
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  Speaker 3: like four years straight, and then all the comments just
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  Speaker 3: be about your posture.
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  Speaker 1: But that's better than your jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I also think if you you clean up your posture,
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  Speaker 2: they'll find another thing. Yeah, it's not gonna just be
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  Speaker 2: about the jokes and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I have to say, I forgive my voice.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little horse you got after and drinking.
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  Speaker 1: The pictures that you sent us were a damn balck
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  Speaker 1: and all.
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  Speaker 2: I've been drinking to a point where I'm ready to
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  Speaker 2: join sass.
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  Speaker 3: I'm drunk right now in sobriety really, because I was.
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  Speaker 2: Drunk, then, I was drunk, then drunk.
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  Speaker 3: Right now I'm drunk right now, drunk right now.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Has it been fun or it's just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to shut it down?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, summer just ended?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone says that you get labor.
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  Speaker 3: It hasn't ended. It's not over though, right it's Scember
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  Speaker 3: to September twenty second.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the weather would say otherwise. It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little brisk today.
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  Speaker 2: It happened like I went full fall my outfit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could tell the socks.
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  Speaker 2: Show off your socks, boots.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see the socks.
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  Speaker 2: The socks are strike.
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  Speaker 1: Say, brother, how much did you drop on those socks?
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  Speaker 2: Probably like three bucks?
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  Speaker 1: Really they look like twenty five dollars, thirty dollars pairpend
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  Speaker 1: smart a smart wolf.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. No, there's just probably like Banana Republic
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  Speaker 2: bin socks.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's the way to go. Yeah, these hands twenty pack,
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  Speaker 3: eight bucks, twenty pairs.
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  Speaker 2: Of So that's the one where a little tiny thread
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  Speaker 2: comes loose and somehow hold twenty pairs turn into flos.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow your shirt's coming on.
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  Speaker 3: It is crazy. You literally pull one string and then
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  Speaker 3: the entire sock to start.
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  Speaker 2: They're all connected.
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  Speaker 1: Just bagg here.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like, dude, Nike socks are like it's like
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  Speaker 3: thirty dollars for like two pairs, dude, sock.
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  Speaker 1: Nike socks are like your thumbprint. Every single one of
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  Speaker 1: them is a little bit different. Oh yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: can't pair them up. It's impossible. It's like someone's eye
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  Speaker 1: or like the nose of a dog.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the darn Tufts. They're pretty expensive
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  Speaker 2: for basic socks, but they never break down. They're great.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, if I don't know, if I'm familiar
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  Speaker 3: with you actually.
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  Speaker 2: Really like they make a good you know, hiking or.
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  Speaker 3: Out socks, like sock to wear. That's like ninety percent
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  Speaker 3: of my socks are smart Wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, smart Wolves is a very similar type of product
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  Speaker 2: to smart Wolf.
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  Speaker 3: If I see a pair of smart wall at a store,
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  Speaker 3: I'm instantly picking them up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of I was in Morocco and.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's get the fuck into it.
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  Speaker 2: And they had a store that was selling sneakers that
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  Speaker 2: were fakes. Yeah, And I thought to myself, I should
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  Speaker 2: see if I can get Sass a pair of the
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  Speaker 2: white Adidas sambas that you so desperately wanted in Cleveland. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I walked in and these guys are relentless.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: If you even so much as raise an eyebrow or
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  Speaker 2: peek their way, they're on you like glue. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 2: I go in and I said, you have the white
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  Speaker 2: sambas and he goes, yes, my friend, yes, my friend, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, come,
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  Speaker 2: come come, and he starts showing me. And I found
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  Speaker 2: the right pair. But I said, do you have a
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  Speaker 2: size US men's four? That's my friend's foot And he
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm sundy four.
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  Speaker 1: You have a size I could fit at the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of a stilt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, like if you had a pet hog that
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to put four little miniature sort of like
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  Speaker 2: peg leg. Yeah, like what you'd imagine if you had
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  Speaker 2: an ornament shoe for your Christmas tree. That size. I
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  Speaker 2: want two of those. No, I said, I need a nine.
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  Speaker 2: I need Amen's US nine. And he pulls a pair
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  Speaker 2: out from a box and it was listed as a
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  Speaker 2: US seven point five and I was like, well, that's
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  Speaker 2: not going to work. I need a nine. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: all the sizes are wrong on the tags. Here look
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  Speaker 2: and then he pulled out like a shoe that was
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  Speaker 2: double the size and it said that that was like
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  Speaker 2: an eight and a half. That's crazy and it would
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  Speaker 2: have been too big for me. And I, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I have much bigger feet than Yeah, so normal size
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  Speaker 2: human feet I do. I mean mine are in proportion
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  Speaker 2: to my height and body. Whereas sasses feet were dipped
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  Speaker 2: in some sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of they were wrapped.
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  Speaker 3: They literally just ink. When I hit thirteen, I peeked
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  Speaker 3: in feet size at thirteen. I've literally been a size
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  Speaker 3: nine since I was thirteen years old.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me wonder because remember when they talked about
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  Speaker 2: how if you started lifting weights when you were a
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  Speaker 2: kid it would stunt your growth. Did you just do
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  Speaker 2: a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: Like toe curls or I was just always on my feet.
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  Speaker 2: Were you wearing those ankle weights? Around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was because you were waiting tables.
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  Speaker 3: I was running around fool steps. Yeah, because I did
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  Speaker 3: track when I was young.
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  Speaker 2: All jokes aside. So then he pulled out this next
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  Speaker 2: size up that was way it was. It was bigger,
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  Speaker 2: and it was like the size was completely off. And
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, my friend is somewhat particular about the
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  Speaker 2: shoes that he puts on his feet, and I can't
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  Speaker 2: get him the wrong size. And he goes, trust me,
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  Speaker 2: these are nine. Yeah, And I was like, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way that you know, there's no system here, because then
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  Speaker 2: he pulled out another pair that said it was like
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  Speaker 2: a size fourteen and they were even smaller, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, dude, there's no rhyme or reason to these tags.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously I know it's fake, but uh, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: need to know that it's the right size for my friend.
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  Speaker 2: These are not for me. And he was like, do
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  Speaker 2: you have a picture of your friend's feet?
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  Speaker 1: Would you probably like the last podcast you were on
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  Speaker 1: the end, like we probably could have zoomed.
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  Speaker 3: He was just gonna eyeball it what he was just
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  Speaker 3: gonna eyeball, I don't know what he.
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  Speaker 2: Was gonna do. He was desperate to sell me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the shoes. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So I gave up and I had to walk out,
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  Speaker 2: and he was, I mean, he was fully chasing me
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  Speaker 2: with little sambas on his hands, being like, come back,
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  Speaker 2: come back.
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  Speaker 1: I have the right, I have the right make the
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  Speaker 1: size for you. Yeah, yeah, we make them fresh.
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  Speaker 3: Shoes, fake sambas, I said, fake sambas. These shoes are
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  Speaker 3: like eighty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That was my point. I made up my mind that
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  Speaker 2: if I were to buy you a gift, I would
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  Speaker 2: just get you the right reels ambas.
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  Speaker 3: And what the fake one seventy dollars? We should, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, we should do that together. We should get
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  Speaker 3: him a pair of the on it do a joint
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  Speaker 3: gift or sas. I mean, I'm growing into the black ones.
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  Speaker 3: I know people don't like them, Like a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people have been hitting me up, being like those suck
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  Speaker 3: I hate you, but I actually don't hate these.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Yeah? Boy? Am I glad I didn't
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  Speaker 2: buy you the whites.
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  Speaker 3: No, I would definitely wear the whites.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta get them the whites.
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  Speaker 2: We should get them.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just throw those on a fucking oh like power lining.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. That's good. Just make them.
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  Speaker 2: Every time Amy Schumer steals a sass joke, we throw
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  Speaker 2: another pair of his shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes they Oh that's another problem, dude, is that all
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  Speaker 3: of our fans comment and they're like, shumor did this bit,
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  Speaker 3: And then people that aren't, people that don't listen to
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  Speaker 3: every single episode of our podcast are probably like, damn,
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  Speaker 3: this guy's stealing jokes from Amy Schumer. It's just fuck
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  Speaker 3: it fucks me.
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  Speaker 1: No fucking bits. Engagement, it's engagement. That's what the mean
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  Speaker 1: girls taught us that as long as people are commenting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, even if they're commenting the meanest thing.
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  Speaker 1: They hate, most hateful, nastiest things. Was there anything else
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  Speaker 1: that was like particularly hurtful that.
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  Speaker 3: People said, No, nothing really crazy. I mean it was
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  Speaker 3: like the standard. They'd be like a handful of people
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  Speaker 3: that'd be like you suck, I hate you, and then
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  Speaker 3: I'd look at their account and they're just like their
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  Speaker 3: names like stooly Rob or something like that. It was
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: all it's all just barstool people like Carl guys. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but also I mean, like in and also a lot
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  Speaker 3: of the people that listen to our podcast and also
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  Speaker 3: YAK fans and stuff. Really liked it and we're very
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  Speaker 3: nice about it.
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  Speaker 1: So well, congratulations. Hopefully it skyrockets ticket sales and it
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: is the perfect appetizer to Francis's hour long special.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: You know when is that coming out? Don't you should
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: have packaged artists together.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like all eye opened, but it's like a completely
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: different backdrop. You should have just stitch them together.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah together.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: The France gotch special? Damn?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: How was tell us more about your trip, man, I've
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: find Morocco so intoxicating, the idea of it so foreign.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Were you at bazaars? Did you sit on rug did you?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I did? I bought some rugs. I bought some rugs
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and then I was yeah, in the Medina and the Souk.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I don't really know what Medina means. The old city.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: There's like this old walled city in Marrakesh, which is
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: where all the craziness is. And it's long kind of
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: tunnelly walkways that are covered with so many stalls selling
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: the same shit, you know, trinkets and light fixtures and rugs,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: lots of rugs, and then fake bullshit. I bought a
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: bunch of fake white stuff from Prada Ormez all that
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: stuff for this golf tournament that I played in on
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Fisher's Island this past weekend.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Isn't that like them most exclusive golf course in America?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: It's one of them to the top ten.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Or you're just basing that off of the text message
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: that Francis He told us.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: That, Yes, it's a really exclusive place.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you said it was like the best golf tournament
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: or some ship my best course.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: It's one of the it's one of the best courses.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's amazing course. And then one day a
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: year they just make it into this, they make it
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: into this sort of circus type thing.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: The picture you sent was like the infield of the Preakness,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Like people were just ship faced. All the women were
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: dressed up as helpers. Yeah, it was amazing.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I almost feel weird talking about it. I think there's
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: like an air of secrecy about it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: So bohemian groves.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even a poor person.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: You just drive a golf ball into the chest of
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a poor person.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: It is on an island and the only way to
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: get there is via one of those old wooden ships
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: that has slaves rowing, and you used your nine iron
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: to whip them against the current.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Not even African slaves, though, white slaves, criminals, white slaves
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: who couldn't pay their debt, shoplifters from Walmart toy shoplifted
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: excess of twenty five hundred dollars, the riff raff.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, forgotten, damn flea bitten hordes.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a fucking blast.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It was really fun.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I mean the picture you had, the twinkle in your
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: eye of somebody who was having as much fun as
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: a human can have.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I was a twinkle that I have. A man who's
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: on ecstasy.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Had to be I had to put that in my past.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He had a candy necklace with little extasy pills on it,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: and half of them were bitten off like cheerios.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Couldn't I couldn't use my hands to eat it, and
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I would take a little bite of the top half
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: with my teeth and then clamp down and the other
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: half of which meant we were gonna fu Yeah exactly.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: But a lot of boys were fucked that day. Uh.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: We were Michael Ruben's White Party. My team everyone goes
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: in costume and so we were white party. That's why
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I was wearing all that fake.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: White shit amazing. But by the time you had taken
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: the picture that that shirt was no more.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they told me to take it off. So I'm
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: one of the holes of tarps off. Tarps off. All
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: weekend we went full college. I mean, we really did.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It was awesome. It was playing a lot of beer
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: pong at night, and I don't know, it's super fun.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I haven't done something like that in a while. It
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: felt good.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. That sounds like a fucking blast.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: But I'm very hollow now.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: But you're just dipping into the reserves of fun. You're
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: just borrowing fun from.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at some point I'm going to run out, though.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: You just build it up during the week.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: That's true. I guess I should uh.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Just eating broccoli and fucking artichokes or something, right, sweat,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and then you'll be ready for some fun again.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I'll I went to Amsterdam.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It's like such a fucking sick trip.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Amsterdam is like, I can't speak highly enough of the place,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: as everyone says when they go there, it's just a
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: city in order. Yeah, it's just a place that has
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: their fucking act together in every single way. And then
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't see a single homeless person the whole time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: They kill them, they throw them in the canals. Yeah,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: like bicycles.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that. The nastiest part about Amsterdam is
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the fact that you'll step off the curb and almost
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: get smoked by a thirty mile an hour biker who's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: coming from a way you don't expect.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: The bikers run the city. You are on edge walking
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: when you are walking along because you have to constantly
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: be looking in every direction. There are very few cars,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I mean truly very few cars.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: At one point I took an uber because I had
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to go do a show and it was kind of
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: far away. And when I say that, this root that
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: the guy had to take to get me there, you know,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: it looked like he was scribbling a child's drawing on
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: a map. It was like up, left, down, back this way,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: because all they're all one ways, like you can't. So
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: the bikers run the town, But dude, they're not, Like
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: the bicyclists aren't douchebags. It's hot women in going out
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: at night, and nobody nobody wears a bike helmet. Not
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: a single person wears a bike helmet. Nobody's in biking attire.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: At all. Now all the bikes are commuter bikes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Jeans no, not even one leg.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: No, they're all commuter bikes that are sort of old
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: antique metal bikes that are the classic Dutch style. People
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: have started buying.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: E bikes and they hate it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of the e bikes get stolen. So
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: people when they go sit a cafe, they changed their
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: bike up and then they removed the motor thing and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: they bring that and they hold it in their hand
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: while they have a drink.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Interesting, that's a lot. Is it pretty flat there?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Are people are they breaking sweats? I feel like it'd
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: be shitty to.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: It's easy to cruise around when you.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Come up actually wearing the hill everywhere.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: It's the perfect country when they got it all figured out,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: socialized medicine and downhill everywhere.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's it all. It all funnels down into
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: a basin.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: The hot ass school boys that you posted on your
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: story where.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Saw some good looking boys. I really wanted to crash
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: that party, but they didn't have it the next night.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: It was only that night I should have known.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Better, explained the picture to the people that didn't see
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: your story.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: It's it's like rush week for the fraternities of the
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: universities that are there, and they're the frats are all
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: in town homes along the canals.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: It seems as if, at least where I was staying,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: everybody has a house that's on the canal. So I
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: don't I don't know that that's a more expensive piece
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: of real estate. Yeah, necessarily. And when I say that,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I mean it's the most beautiful city I've ever been to.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Well, it's one of like the cleanest cities and really clean.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And then that at night, I mean it was it
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: was pretty crammed with tourists during the day, but at
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: night it's silent and empty at least where I was,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: and the canals light up. There's houseboats that have beautiful lights.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: The lamps are all the same style and they kind
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: of bend around and the water reflects off the canal water.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: The light reflects off the water, and it feels like
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: something out of time. And it was so beautiful and
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: so peaceful.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Did you weep?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I just walked everywhere and would find myself stopping
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: and staring at the water and being reflective, and it
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: was it was great. That was the best part of it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: For me.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I want to know about how long were you there?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was there Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: three nights, three days, three nights.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I want to know about two things. I want to
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: know about the weed market there, and I want to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: know about the hookers.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I had a bad experience with the we come.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I forgot that you did a show there.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did, and shout out to all the people
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: who came out. I don't know. It was like forty
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: forty five people, not not a ton, but it was awesome.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Pretty solid for Amsterdam.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. Shows were great.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: I can't sell forty five tickets in like some major
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: cities in the US.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was kind of a last minute thing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't promote it that much. And it was in
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: a funky part of town, that kind of the Brooklyn
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: of Amsterdam. You have to take a water taxi over,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: which by the way, was free, and you ride your
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: bike onto the boat and then it goes and everybody
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: just wait. It's it's, you know, a three minute ride,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and then you get off on the other side and
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: you ride your bike right off.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It's free for everyone, saying how little we get from
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: our taxes in the United States and we just pay
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: so much and like fucking nothing is free. That's just
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: so nice.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: So that was really fun.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: And you said you had a bad experience at the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: weed market.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, one night I went into one of the
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: coffee shops. They have this, you know, they're all called
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: coffee shops, but they also have literal coffee shops. There's
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: a huge coffee culture there, so it's very hard on
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Google Maps to differentiate what's selling weed and what's selling espresso.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: And I had a vision, a delusion that the weed
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: coffee shops in Amsterdam would be basically like these high
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: end figure mixology cocktail bars that you have in New York,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: where you can sit in a leather chair, smoke up
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: a joint and play backgammon or like you know, sit
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: at a counter and talk to a bud tender or
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, and that it was like a different
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: culture and that it would be really cool and leisurely
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: and upscale and classy. That was not what I found.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: The weed shops that I found over and over again
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: were kind of fucking trashy. Yea. They were places that
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: were called like you know, space room with neon lights,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and like, you know, they all sell like milkshakes and.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they sell like Korean like Lais chips and ship
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: and yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: It was just trash and it's like they're playing kind
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: of like technics, you know. It was it was like
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: a bar that you'd find in Miami that's catering to
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: young people, tourists, I don't know, like five shots for
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: one dollar, that kind of thing. That was the coffee
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: shops that I I and large found. A few had
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: loungier areas, but they weren't I don't know. It wasn't
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: a place that I would have wanted to hang out.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have to smoke the weed there, uh.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, allegedly. I couldn't figure that out. I mean, people,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: what I learned is that the culture of people who
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: smoke weed in Amsterdam, they buy their weed and then
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: they go back to their home and then they smoke
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: it there. Not many people actually like stay out. It's
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: just sort of a touristy trap. And I got into
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a tiff with one of the
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: weed places.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: One of the bud tenders.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Was walking back. I went to an amazing restaurant called Decass,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: which is by the way everything there seems to be
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: like plant based or plant forward. They so, well, no, really,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I don't like vegetarian and vegan menus restaurants.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Really no, not as an appetizer. He doesn't like that
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: as a as a man.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I like healthy food, but I need prot I like
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: fish and meat.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I really did.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, when I go out to a restaurant, I
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: want that because you know, I can make myself a
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: fucking salad. Yeah. So I went, but that place was
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: pretty sick. And then I walked home from there, which
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: was like a used walk everywhere. It's forty five minute walk.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It was awesome. And I stopped in a neighborhood neighborhood
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: called Pipe and.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: What was the name of the restaurant, dacas and from
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Dacos yep.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: And the Pipe is sort of like a Williams Burgie
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: type neighborhood.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You know, trying to get to.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it spelled d E space p I J p oh.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And I stopped. I walked into one of the coffee
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: shops that had high markings, and this was my first
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: time going into one, and I was the only guy
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: in there. And I went up to the guy and
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I said, hey, I'd like the pre roll and he goes,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: do you want one? I can't do it Dutch accent,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: fucking try it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Try it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Do you want one? Do you want one with the
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: tobacco or just the pure weed? And I was like, oh,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: just weed, thanks, and he goes all right, we only
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: have two options. Then it's either the uh, the sativa
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: or the Indica. And I was like, well, what's sort
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: of the top shelf we what's the best quality. He's like,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: that's the one from the California weed here and it's
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: the Indica. And I was like, oh, your best weed
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: is from California. And he goes do you want it
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: or not? And I was like I'm sorry, yeah, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: guess I'll take it, and he goes okay, and he
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: sells me the joint and then I was like, by
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the way, do you have any matches? And he goes
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: matches in America? Did they give you matches every time
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: you buy the weed? And I was like in some places, yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I guess and he goes, well, then I might as
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: well plant the whole tree to replace the matches.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: What?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And I go wait what? And he goes, you buy
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: a light it's better and I go you're telling me
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: you think environmentally that one box of matches is better
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: than an entire like plastic lighter that will end up
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: in landfill and never decompublics. And and I started like
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: arguing with this guy about the environmental implications for how
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I was going to light my joint, and they were
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: giving me shit. And then there was a guy behind
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: me who had come in, a Dutch kid, who was like,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: now chiming in about the matches issue.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: What was he saying?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: He was like, I can't believe that everywhere in America
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: they have matches. And I was like, well, you got
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: you go to a restaurant, they'll have like a souvenir
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: box that you can bring home. And I actually have
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: a bowl of matches that I collect, which I really like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: like a little token from everywhere I've been. I love matches.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I also someone told me, oh, he goes it's better
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: for the smoke when you light with the lither, and
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's actually not. I've effect I've
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: really been told that the but tane from a lighter
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: sort of makes the tape the first few drags taste worse,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: and that striking a match and lighting it up that
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: way is I don't know who knows if that's fucking true,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: but I'm arguing with this kid, I'm fighting a two
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: front war against the Dutch, which is ironic because they
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: just got run over by the fucking Nazis. And I
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: finally like took my thing and walked out. But I
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: was pissed. I was kind of pissed off. And what
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I learned or this was my guess, which was kind
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: of confirmed because I talked about on stage when I
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: did the show. Amsterdam and Holland in general were the
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: place to go for weed for decades before when the
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: rest of the world had it as an illegal drug,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: and it was spoken of as this sort of like
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: mythical place that was the leader of weed and progressive
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: thought and oh, you go to you can smoke legal weed,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: and answer I remember growing up thinking like, holy shit,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: what a what a crazy like unicorn city that you
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: can go there and smoke in these coffee shops. And
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: then what happened is we became legal everywhere, and not
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: only that, but America, you know, California made way better weed,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and so all the tourists that for years would go
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: to Amsterdam and go into these coffee shops and be like, wow, weed,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Like what should I get? And they'd be like you
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: should try this, try this. Whatever. Now those people that
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: walk in are like, I'd like a sativa dominant hybrid
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: grown outdoors with like a twenty one percent THHC content
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and by the way, like, can you tell me the
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: terpene count? May I look at it under a microscope?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, listen, we don't fucking have that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: And they're like, wait, what you know because we're used
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: to that. You go to any bud shop in fucking Colorado, California, Maine, Massachusetts,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: that's what you do. There's a menu with forty different strains,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: four hundred different edibles. There's wax and all this shatter
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and all this crazy stuff. And we just totally surpassed
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Holland in our weed ology. So all these tourists now
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: have gone from being blown away by the novelty to
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: running the show arrogant maybe, And the Dutch coffee people
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: are pissed off about it.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: They're haughty, yeah, until it is kind of crazy to
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: go to Amsterdam and then their best weed is California.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Exact same. And it was like I I didn't want
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: to buy a California joint in Amsterdam, but they had.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: We're splifs h And I don't like smoking tobacco laced joints.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: So you know, look, I get it. I was a
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: little bit falling into that trope of being like the wait,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: what you know kind of the entitled American about weed.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I guess, but I guess I would say like the
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: last six ish years of the pendulum swinging towards us
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: being more more weed people in America than they are
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: having a different culture has made these guys a little defensive.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: And that's what I encountered.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of what other like industries are
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: like where they used to just dominate in one area
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and now like it's completely globalized and everybody has access
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: to it, Like I guess, like Detroit with like cars
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, Like you try to be
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like I want to fucking forward or some shit like that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It's like you can get a fucking Mercedes, you can
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: get a billion different cars all over the place. Super interesting,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: But I guess, I mean, I guess it's like going
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: like the best wine is from wherever, like France or whatever.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but all that's changing now too, because all those
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: legendary producers in France are they're they're they're having horrific
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: yields of grapes because it's too hot. So wine production
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: is moving north, and weirdly like England is now becoming
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: a leader of sparkling wine obviously not champagne, but a
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: champagne equivalent. You know, they're going to become that. And
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: then like Oregon and that's why Oregon and Washington are
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: becoming pinot producers.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Are about twenty one hundred that, uh, you're going to
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: be able to grow oranges in Pennsylvania?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I heard that?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I heard Also there was gonna be flying
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: cars in the next year.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I said in ten years, And I said that you're
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: gonna I didn't say cars. I didn't call them cars.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna be cars. They're gonna be flying vehicles.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: And as soon as I said that, there were like
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: links to sixty minutes reports Washington Journal articles. I'm not
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the this isn't that article.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Someone just reposted that article that said, uh, I remember
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: when it came out, it was a it was like
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: super viral on Twitter, and it said that women are
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: going to be having sex with more robots than men
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: by twenty twenty five. And someone just quote tweeted it
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: and was like counting down the days.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, do vibrators count?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I don't. In the picture, it's a lady with her
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: head resting on a robot, like on his check. A
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: man's yeah chant of a robot after a.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Robot just pleased. How was that for you?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: That's crazy that the idea of you bickering with not
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: only the owner of the show, the guy working at
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: the shop, but then customers is like like a line
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: curb your enthusiasm. Yeah, so funny.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I mean to top it all off, I
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: explained again, I was when I walked in, I was
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: the only person. It was late, it was probably nine
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: pm and I was the only person in there. It
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: was a Thursday night. And uh, when I walked in,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: they had actually in this place. They had a lounge area, yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: with the leather chairs that I was sort of looking for.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: The front part of the store was shitty, but the
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: back had this nice roped off area. And I say
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: it truly roped off. There was a red rope with
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: two stands separating it. And I said to the guy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I go, you know, can I be honest? And this
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: was before things got testy. I said, is there you know?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Am I am? I allowed to go back there? And
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: he goes, no, that's just for the owner. Oh, And
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I said, I mean there must have been forty seats
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: back there. Yeah, forty places to sit. And I said,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: what do you mean, like just for him? And he goes, yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: he built that as part of the store for when
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: he wants to come here and hang out with his friends,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: but no one else.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It's the Brandon Walker smoking.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Ye it sounds literally.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, that's that's funny. I mean I
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: had this vision that a lot of these coffee shops
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: would have an area like that where you could sit
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: and enjoy your joint and and do that. But I
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: haven't found that. And he was like, yeah, I don't
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: know what to tell you.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny that you had so much conversation
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: with this guy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, yeah, I was trying to learn and
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: trying to just ask, like, you know, questions, back finding
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: questions in a respectful way.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Did he have a retort to the plastic comment, because like,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you like, where does he think of plastic?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Goes, yeah, you know that's that I said the plastic comment,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: and then the guy behind me was the one who
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: then responded to that by saying, well, it's better for
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: the smoke you'll take. You'll take the smoke. It'll it'll
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: be a better smoke with the lighter. And I was like, no,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: it won't.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up, pothead, Shut the f up.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: As this is happening. As this is happening, that guy
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: is buying just the tiniest amount in a tiny little bag,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: like a whatever five dollars bag of weeds, and they're
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: transacting while they're both arguing with me.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I thought there'd be a
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: place where you could go and like, you know, have
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: have you ever been to some food and stuff like that?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: And he goes and then he finally was like you
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: should try this place you go. You could have milkshake,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: you could have pizza, they said, an American plan. I
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't want I don't want a milkshake
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: or pizza.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can have French fries and hamburger fat ash.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like greasy, microwaved pub food that you would
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: eat like a stoned nine year old dude. I don't
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: want my I don't want to recreate my.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: First experience smoking weed. I have achieved a level of discernment. Yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: how about a fucking like enterprising jazz duo playing behind.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Me while I It sounds like you were looking for
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: more of like a Starbucks reserve type thing.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was looking not even that. I was looking
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: for a local kind of coffee shop type place that
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: sold weed.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a hookah lounge.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I imagined it in my head. I always pictured it
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: to be like a coffee like literally like a Starbucks
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: reserve that had like massive vents everywhere to like remove
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: the weed smoke, and everyone was just smoking weed.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Oh it's it's wooden tables with wooden chairs that are uncomfortable,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: and people are sitting there chain smoking joints and there's
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: like loud house music playing. Yeah, and then like the
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: fucking bud tenders are behind bulletproof glass criminals.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: So it's literally just like a bowdg.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It's like a boat. It's a little closer to a
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: bow dag.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Than it is to they have guns.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: No, the only thing people steal are electric bike motors.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: And people are just smashing the bike motors into the
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: bulletproof glass.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah that said. I did smoke the joint, the California joint.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: It was very good weed.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I sat on a park bench overlooking the canal and
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: it was lovely. And walking around that city gently stoned
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: was sublime experience. And my impression of the Dutch is
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: ten out of ten as a people. They are not
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: as icy and standoffish as the Scandinavians, but they sort
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: of and so there's like they're warmer than that, but
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: they have the same like upright drive and togetherness that
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: the Scandinavians had. It's a little bit I would call
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: it a cross between like Norway, Germany and England in a.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Way geographically that's pretty yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Right, and maybe that's obvious. They're handsome, they're good looking people.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: They dress well. The bike thing is fucking awesome. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: rented a bike from my hotel.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: For the day.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It was like twenty euros, yeah, and I had it
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: all day long and I had the best time just
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: bombing around the city and biking, going to little shops
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: looking at things. I went to the Van the Reich's
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: museum and saw the Dutch masters ran Brandt vermer.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Wait Dutch masters.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I saw Rembrandt's night Watch, which is this gike. It's
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: his greatest painting. It's the size of that fucking wall.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: It's huge. For some reason, people are always attacking it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: It's got to be protesters. So they were doing a
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: little bit of a repair, which whatever. There's some scaffolding
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: around it, but I still got the idea. Years are unbelievable.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I did not make it to the Dangu Museum, which
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I regret. I'll have to go back.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You saw the one museum though, you were like, I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: just feel like it's just the same thing. It's all
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: just running together. That looked like a museum of just
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: like twelve by twelve paintings and chairs.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: That was the Reichs Museum. It was too big.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I don't like seeing chairs in museums. No like that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Shit does not fucking scratch my itch.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But they did have old weapons that were used during
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the time of the Dutch East India Company, which is,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: as you guys probably know, is the first publicly traded
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: company in the world, of course, of course, and was
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: the reason that the Dutch ran the world economy. The
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Dutch currency was the global reserve currency for many years
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: until it was overtaken by That's right, British pound. Control
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: of the seas was always kind of what dictated.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I think, whoever, well they fucking they colonized the fuck.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, New Amsterdam isn't there isn't there a neighborhood.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: There isn't like the original Harlem there.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have seen that. I was gonna stay away
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: from a place like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I thought the Harlem there was like going to answer
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: and be like, what's like Harlem around here?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Where's your bad neighbor?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: They have a neighborhood called Harlem. I think Harlem is
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: like a Dutch word, probably too h A r l
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: A A Harlem.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Harlem.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: But well it sounds awesome. It sounds like a I.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Just think like from a sensory perception or perspective rather
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: the scene, the light, the architecture. I don't know, not
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: to get to fucking long winded, which I have, of course,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: but I've enjoyed.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I've been enjoying it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm transported there.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: It really surprised me. I've thought it would be a
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: little bit like going when you go to you know, say, uh,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: a European city and after a couple of days, you're like,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: everything kind of looks the same. Yeah, that was not
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: the case. The canals to me were I could have
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: looked at them all fucking.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that stuff looks I've always wanted to see that.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Plus the temperature was amazing. It was so comfortable there.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: It's cool, you know, sort of northern Europe.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: It didn't really rain and they do say that it
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: rains like seventy percent of the days there. Oh really,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: so you missed it. I didn't have I had one shower.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I sat on a at a cafe and got to
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: know a bunch of Dutch people, talked to them for
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: a while, just drank, you know, a bottle of wine
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: by myself, which was pretty fun. Back to the canal,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: cool shit.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What did they ask you? What did you tell them
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: about yourself? How much does big cats make?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: How long are Harry's balls?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, they would just I don't know. It's just friendly, outgoing.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Warm and every You told me you're there for comedy. Yep, yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: fucking sick. That probably contextualized you in a cool way
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, you looked at place with all of
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: them you look like yeah. Oh.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: That was Another fun thing is that everybody would address
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: me in Dutch and I would then say I'm sorry, Hi,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: how's it going. And they were so unbelieving that I
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: was not Dutch that they would then respond again in
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Dutch and I would have to put my foot down
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: and say English. Sorry, I always speak English English, but
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: they all speak perfect English.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, such a fucking perfect English. That's such a compliment
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: when you go to another country and they think you're local.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, it happens to me in in Holland. It happens
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: to me in Scandinavia, England, Germany. Not France. Definitely not France.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Even though that's probably where you want it the most.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Well, the irony there is that I then respond in
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: French and they're like oh.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Shit, and they go all right, dude, cut the shit.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: It's very funny talking to you in English. Fucking TikTok pranks?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: What uh?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: What was better? Uh? Morocco or Amsterdam. You also have
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: something fell off. You had something on your nose dangling
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and I didn't know. It was like it's like a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: hair that wasn't.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Yours, funky pussy hair, red light dist eating some bore
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: pussy all morning. I would say that for me, my
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: experience in Amsterdam was better, Uh, because I've been in
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Morocco before and Maroco what.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Kind of old news.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just uh, they've said it. They say it's changed
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: a lot. It has from the first time I went. Uh,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it now is much more glamorous, woke. Yeah, they went
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: over the lips. Yeah. Uh, it's not. It's it's they're
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: all talking about how safe it is, and I don't know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: just didn't seem it's it's it's been built up more
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: like rich Branson as a hotel there now Christiana Ronald
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: though built one.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Are they awesome? I bet the hotels there are fucking.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Hotel I stayed in was fucking sick. It was awesome.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Show me a picture of your room.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I will once we're done. Yes, it was like a
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: re odd you know, considered call it a town home.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I had my own personal plunge pool. Oh god, really
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: really great, Oh my god. I also will say that
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the call to prayer, which emanates from loud speakers in
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: mosques around the city every day at the same time,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: is beautiful. It's kind of this lilting, haunting thing that
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: just shuts everyone down, and they kind of take a
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: break and pray whole country.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Did you make so lot? Did you pray to the
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to Mecca?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't felt like that would have been the wrong
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: thing to do.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, let's take a second to talk about game time,
• 48:59
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• 49:03
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  Speaker 1: Game time? Just get back to this freaking show.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: But everybody does it. Everybody can hurt. They like when
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: the guys running their shops will get someone else to
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: like man the shop for a few minutes and while
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: they go to the mosque and pray, and then they
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: come back and then that guy goes.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: So everybody lifts.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they do it five times a day. I mean,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I can't even.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: A lot of steps.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: It's about how they stay so slender, a lot.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Of bowing down. That's probably how that lower back stays
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: so loose.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no posture problems on those guys, I know, just
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: a constant stretch.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: You should join Muslim before. Don't tell USA joined Muslim.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: All right, So that's my that's my travel stories.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: That if you have any more, bless us with them.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I know I'm jealous, sounds sick. It was a good trip,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: you know, I didn't I will say, I'm just straight
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: to mon talk.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Fisher's Island. Fisher's Island.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got home, flew home and then uh, I said, where's.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: The booze at?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Where's the next party?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: To bed? And woke up the next morning and bounced
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: right out to Fisher's Island for a golf tournament.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: You probably had stories for those boys, the fucking booz that. Yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I need a bottle of booze.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Motherfucking gray goose. Baby.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: What were you drinking out there? Wine?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Everything, bud light?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: It was a ton of bud light.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: You were Yeah, not even.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: No, oh wait where in Amsterdam?
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not in fucking Fisher's Island.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: In Amsterdam, I drank some Heinekens also, just like a
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: lot of the.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Gronies think, any what are they? Six sixteen forty two's?
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: What are those beers?
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Cronenbergs?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Is that what they're called?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Those were French though or Belgium.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I think that French. I got. I had them in France.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: They were very good. Yeah, I also just Heldenberg.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: That sounds German as well.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually okay nerd Berg.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Oh you probably fucking drink them because it Ensinberg, you
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: jew No.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I I I drank them. That was the first legal
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: beer I ever got. I had a McDonald's at the
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: at the in France, at the the fucking museum. What's
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: it called the Louver, the Louver. I had it at
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: the Louver at the McDonald's when I went to the
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: bathroom and I chugged it because I was I was
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: in school, really yeah, we were in the field t
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I was seventeen, sixteen seventeen. It was awesome.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Kids at our school did that night school and they
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: got caught.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: We didn't get caught. We spend we did go to
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: a bar. We had like an hour free time. We
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: went to a bar right next to the Louver and
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: there was a dude there who had who apparently was
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: from the same town as us, and he bought us
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: all around. It was funny though, because it was like
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: we're in France and we're all just drinking like Miller
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Lite and Corona.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And some weirdos furnishing at the time. He probably seemed
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like the man, but now it's like, why are you
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: buying those?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: He bought it for us when he was leaving because
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: he saw one of one of our buddies had the sweatshirt.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Oh of their town. Yeah that's pretty sweet. Yeah, I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: bet you had a very nice buzz from that bathroom beer. Oh, hammered,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: you started like pissing on a fucking that's like when
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: you're that young, Like two beers, you're fucking blacked out. Yeah,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it's amazing. It's such a nice feeling just getting that
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: tolerance down. Francis probably needs to drink a keg and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: he's just fine, Oh yeah, right.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Now, we're going to shut it down. We're going to
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: shut it down.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Francis has one of those like like gag wine glasses
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: that you buy it like a party store. What we're
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: like the one that's like it's like a gall and big,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: like one of those ones that like moms post on
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Facebook and they're like just having one glass of wine.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: It's five o'clock somewhere.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: The doctor says, one glass of wine.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Actually that's Francis. Every night, just the.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Punch bowl dinner is served. I haven't been up to
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Dick all, we went camping. What the fuck are you
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was like one day. I haven't done ship, dude.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I went fishing. I caught two trout in the morning
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: and then I caught thirty small mouth bass.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Oh small mouse.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not what I wanted to catch. But
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: it was still fun. It was it was good and
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: you got any pictures, Yeah, but it's not really anything
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: that's gonna interest you. I have one more story, Okay,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: feel free, I don't have. I been doing dick all,
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: just playing Black Op six and doing new jokes at
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: the stand. I was bombing. I was.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I was in the pool at the Moroccan hotel and
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I was doing some breath holding stuff, you know me. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I try to do as many lengths underwater as I can.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: And at the other end of the pool I noticed
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: that there were two handsome Arab guys, young guys, also
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: doing the same thing, and so I sort of swam
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: over to them and struck up a conversation. I said,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: what are you guys up to? And they were like, well,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: we're training for spear fishing season. Oh, And I was like, whoa,
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: So you do it without oxygen like you don't you
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: just do it on a breath? And they were like,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: we think that's more sporting, yeah, which is true. I
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: think that's cool.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like, do you use the slang one
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: or do you use the like the one that you
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: know shot weaponized? Yeah? And they were like, well, we
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: use the weaponized one or whatever, but but we do
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: it on one breath. I was like, Wow, that's awesome.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: And they were like, yeah, we go off the oil
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: rigs in Dubai.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: What that's got to be so dangerous? Aren't They're like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: fucking like tons of sharks out there?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Dude? They said it's totally totally illegal, but they go
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: do it anyway, and they go off the pillars of
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: the oil rigs and they spearfish around there. And then
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: he casually, this young guy casually dropped and he was
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: like he said something like I don't know, yeah, we
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: last time we were on the yacht, we had like
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: fourteen kingfish or something, and I was like, oh shit, yacht.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: So they're from Dubai.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then he wore a trillionaire and then he.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Told me that. I was like, what are you guys
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: doing here? And he was like, well, my dad just
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: built a house at the new four Seasons property nearby,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: and it's like a place that you can both stay
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: at but also has homes that you can build. And
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: he was like, but he was worried that the Wi
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: fi and shit wasn't set up yet, so he just
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: got us all rooms at this hotel to make sure
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: that everything was okay. And he told him to bring
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: all of his friends. And then I'm like, holy shit,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: and so then I look. We like exchanged info and
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: followed each other on Instagram. This guy is the sun
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: of the crown prince of a major province of the
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: United Arab Emirates.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: That's six billionaire.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I would think it's billions. Yeah, I think it's billions easily.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: In Dubai for surely. Oh my god. And he's he's
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: just sporting spearfishing off of a fucking oil.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Guys, this guy's a fun follow fun follow on Instagram.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: This kid, I don't know, he's probably in his mid
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: twenties or something, but he and his buddy are both
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: part of a team that does I guess American Ninja
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: warrior stuff all. But as a team they like run
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: these races. I guess it's a sport over there where
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: they do these obstacles and they're just in insane shape.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: They're like rock climbers. They they're doing like backflips all
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: over the fucking place. Cool, crazy shit. It's like a
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: parkour team meets whatever American ninja warrior and that seems
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: to be what he does.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Those are wild boys out there. Yeah, you all see
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the videos of them, like riding a ferrari on two
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: wheels out the side of.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Like a desert, like shooting ak.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing a TV stuff and his buddy who
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: was with them, who's part of the team, has has
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: the Guinness World record I know this from from his
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Instagram Guinness World Record for most consecutive backflips down a
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: sand dune. And there's just a video of him starting
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: at the top.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Wo wow, wow wow wow.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, like a hundred. It is fucking insanity.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: That sounds incredible. That's a dude. You need to make friends.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Bro to come spearfishing with them in January.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: You should do it.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: I actually think I want to do.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: You should do You should like bring Donnie or something
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: to make a video.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: No, I can't. I can't resk that much.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: A wild card.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: No, he would just I don't know.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I love don I guess probably want to documented yes,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: exactly exactly.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: It's like a royal family or some ship.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Just to write one blog about it. You should do
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: it though that they're probably catching Goliath groupers out there.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: They hunt for kings, they go for king they fish
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: for kingfish.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Probably like armed bodyguards in the water.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I know the day, but I don't know.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: He says it's like a bigger version of a barracuda.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Jesus, Well, then that's horrifying. That's the thing they want,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: razor blade teeth.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of spearfish is gonna fucking like? You
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: must have massive They must be shooting harpoons. Yeah, I know.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: But the cool part was that I was able to
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: do more length underwater than they did because I've been
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: training a lot.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty sick that they do that. They do
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: no no oxygen.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I then held my breath and had someone timing on
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: a phone for as long as I could, and I
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: set my own personal record. How is two full minutes?
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Two minutes?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna sae like five minut No, I'm.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Not not a fucking psycho, dude, I held my water
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: under breadth. I held my breath underwater for two full minutes.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I could do it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: That's the problem right now.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It seemed pretty nuts to me. I'd
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: never done more than probably like a minute and a half.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Just being still. I feel like it's harder if you're moving.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta. You gotta just calm yourself
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: the fuck down for a while.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Whim hoffed into that five minutes.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I do wim hoff you hold it for
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you hold it for ninety seconds something.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think if I trained, I could probably do
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: two and a half, maybe three if I really trained.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: And I don't see the point off. You're going close
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: to four.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: You gotta start wim hoffing.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I downloaded that app once and never never figured it out.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Just do the YouTube app.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just always on YouTube.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You just hit that video.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Feel zebreath.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Let the buddy do what the buddy is. It's fucking awesome.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, he says to be like, didn't he said
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: he injected himself with a whole lot yeah, or like yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and he fought it off with the whim just to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like prove it, just like breathed his way.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: They like what they like, watched it exit. His body
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: just marched out here. All of his videos are him
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: like swimming in Antarctica.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: And he did it because his wife died of cancer.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I think his wife killed herself of with cancer.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: She rejected herself with cancer.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I think his wife committed suicide. And then he got
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: really into whim Hoff.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought he she got sick.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I can't fold this, I can't
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: go out this way.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Google, Google, get to the how is that sweet sweet
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: weekend that you had up in the Hudson Valley?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Very very chill, very relaxed, looked awesome. It was fucking dope.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: It was very nice up there, felt like a big getaway,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: but it was only an hour and a half away.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Setting that dog off.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: The leash, jumped off a build.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Better man than me, he said, Now I'm going to
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: breathe very deeply nice win there.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Like, bro, if you're not up to date on wim
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Hoff bunch, you just sit this one out, dude. I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: had our We had our first softball tournament, uh a
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: week ago.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: It was a tournament.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: We the first it was a preseason tournament, like not
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: it doesn't count towards the regular season.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: It's not just a game.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: It was crazy Derek. Dude, Derek is out of his
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: fucking mind. I like look at him differently after after that.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: After that, like I saw him that night and I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, you're fucking insane. Like it was like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: he was going fully back to prison. It was like
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: he's like as soon as we got out there and
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: it was competitive, he was the he's our coach slash manager,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Derek Dresher.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a comic.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like he was like the coach slash manager.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: And the first game we played, it's it's very like
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: star to me, like it's it's all like there's an umpire.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: We get there, the two managers shake hands, then we're
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: instantly starting like it's not there's not really any like
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: sitting around or anything. And the first team that we
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: played was these like finance dudes or something. They're all
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: like my age.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: But like.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: My they look like they're my age. They're all fucking jacked,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: wearing like skin tight shirts. They're all just.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, they're at athletes and.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: We play the first inning, we let up like three
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: runs in the first inning and we score nothing. And
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: then they're playing like they're like drinking like high noons.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: They're playing music, and our team's like, it's I'm the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: youngest person on our team by like five years, and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: and our team they're like, they're like the other team
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: they're playing like Taylor Swift or some shit, and our guys,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: half the tea people on our team have been to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: prison for like ten years plus, and they're like, they're like,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: these fucking pussies, let's show them some real music. And
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: then they're playing like Tupac. And then Derek, Derek comes
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: in from from the mound he was pitching, and he goes,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: turn this fucking music off. This isn't a fucking hip
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: hop concert. And then he dude, he goes over to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: the other bench, to their bench where they're playing music,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: goes turn the fucking music off. And they're like, we're
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: not gonna turn the music off, dude, and he goes,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: then I'll I'll go over there and I'll turn it
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: off for you. And they're like, really, we're gonna, like
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: you're gonna do this. There's it's Derek versus like twenty
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: fucking jacked twenty three year.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Olds who probably like still fight.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, And Derek's at the mound yelling at them to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: turn the music off, and then he they're playing a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: song and Derek goes, he goes, you ever hear the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: remix to this one? It's called Suck My fucking Dick.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: And then the umpire stops the game and he and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: he brings Derek in and he goes, he goes, if
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: you said that to me, I would beat the shit
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: out of you. And he's like, He's like, I know,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: we're like having fun and this is competitive. He's like,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: that crosses the line. And then uh. And then Derek
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: had to like, dude, like an dude on our team
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: had to like pull Derek aside and be like you're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: You're like, He's like, you gotta bring it down a notch.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: This game. This was like preseas. This was like ten
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: minutes into game one. Ten minutes in it was insane.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Was he just driving there like in like with the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: heat lasting and the windows up all the way?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: I guess last year, I guess last year they didn't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: win a single game. He's like, not this year, he's
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: like he thinks that this year we should.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Be really good because you're on the squad.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: No, I just think because I mean, we should be
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: everyone on our team, like half the team is like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: big man, it's just insane soft pitch softball.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: You know what? What what dictates who's actually good? It
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: would have to be a team that has a bunch
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: of people who played baseball.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: That's what it was. The team that won. So we played.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: So we lost that first game by a lot. I
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: think we could have won that game if it wasn't
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: our first game. The second game we played, we smoked
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: that team. We won like twelve to four. And then
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: the game after that, we played a group who I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: think they were just doing the tournament. I don't think
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: they're even in the league. I think they were just
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: doing the tournament because clearly just a full baseball team
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: that plays together. They beat us ten zero, and then
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: they beat the team in the championship that we lost
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: to our first game. They beat them ten zero. Ruin everybody, Yeah,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: they were They destroyed us, and it was like it
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: was like you would hit you would hit a ball
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: and you'd be like any other team that would have
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: gone through but somehow they were just they were everywhere. Yeah,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: like their fielding was insane. So we got fucking destroyed.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: How did you do? Did you get hit some hits?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I got a hit every time. I never struck out.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: But it's weird because it starts with when you get
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: up to bat, you already have one strike and one ball,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: which I don't understand. I was like, why don't we
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: just make it two strikes and three balls. Wouldn't that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: make more sense better than being like, all right, you
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: already have two. I don't know that. I thought that
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: was stupid. No one else seemed to care, but I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: thought that was dumb.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the same thing.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: So like you if you if you, if you don't
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: swing on something once, then you're already at two strikes.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: So then the third one they're like, well, I'm not
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: gonna strike out. So you're you're hitting that, you're swinging
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: at everything. You're hitting that ship that's a football.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: But you got you got bass hits or you just
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: make contact.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I got I got two base hits. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: think I had like three RBI's.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go. Yeah about how about in the field, shortstop?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: You said no, God, no, I'm fucking right field. Really yeah,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: where no one hits too unless it's a lefty.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Really yeah. They put you in the girls spot.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. They don't really trust me.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Did you do any fielding practice?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was great. I mean, I fucking I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: got I mostly gotten like thirty thousand steps that day
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: because it was three games. We had three games, that's sick.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: And I biked the Central Park on a knee bike,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: being like, this will probably take like ten minutes. Took
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: me like an hour, so long, it.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Does take a while to get up there.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so far.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's so sick. Though. To have the camaraderie of the boys, yea,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: it was fun.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Derek was I mean, dude, it was crazy. You should
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: have seen it. It was like a full scene like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: tourists walking by and they're like shocked, and then he's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: turning and then being like, this is what real New
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: York looks like. Keep it moving.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Where is he from?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: He's from Brooklyn or Eastern New York? What did you
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: expect I played?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: The last time he played softball was probably in prison.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I expect that from Derek, but this was like
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I'd never seen that level of like of like intenseness.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: It was so and everyone No one's like maybe like
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: a couple of people on the team would be like, dude,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Like Derek like, oh, at the end of
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: the game, he gets us all on a huddle and
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: he's like, uh, he's like who had who He's like,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: all right, a lot of work we need to do.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: And he's like a razor hand if you made an error,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: and then uh, like Danny Poulochek raises his hand twenty
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: push ups right now, and dude, people are actually doing
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: the push ups. It was crazy.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: That's good, just like Tom Hanks in the League of There.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was. I mean it was hilarious.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: That's so impressive.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: But we have a game on Sunday and I text
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: him this morning and I was like, if that game's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: not over by one, I'm leaving.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Open there's nine games at one pm.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not missing opening week.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Do you boys have spots on Friday night?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Well, because you're gonna watch the Birds. Yeah,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: my spots probably aren't until like midnight. Actually, no, I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: think I have spots all night. But I'll probably have
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: like a three hour breakout come.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing this weekend. I might
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: be in rehab.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: You should just to see what it's like, go to.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Dtalks, do little research.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: I was watching, Uh, I was listening to Nick COLETTI
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: was on like some sobriety podcasts and I was listening
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: to it, and he was talking about when he went
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: to detox and his roommate was just doing fat and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: all the entire time.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds pretty dark, so impressive, but it seems
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: like a pretty common thing is that you go to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: detox and you just like bring your drugs with you movement.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: It's just like, now no one's at least no one's
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: gonna bother me.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: By the way, boofing is interesting. Uh, there is a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: discussion happening right now in my life about what it
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: really means. And I understood it to mean people that
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: sneak things in or out of prison or across state
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: lines or whatever.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I was always an impression it was chugging a beer
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: through your ass, but chugging, but chugging.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think what I learned is that it can
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: also mean I think that when you blow cocaine or
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: drugs up someone into someone's ass.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, anything through the ass.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: There's that scene in Wolf of Wall Street where he's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: doing that to the stripper. Is he the prostitute?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I thought he was doing cocaine off of her ass cheeks.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: No, he's doing he's blowing it into her butt.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Did they shoot it?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Watch that again?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of blow it like a blow dark.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like yes, yes, yes, I know you're talking about
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. I'd ever knew that. That
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: was also boofing.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: You should have tried it in Europe.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: No, I could barely even have weed on decent terms.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't tell us about the red Light.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't go. They told me to stay away from it.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: I wasn't very interested. I think it's pretty sad like.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: I don't really want to.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: They're literally caged like snakes and a pet smart.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: I did not go to the red like district. I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: had no interest.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: You gotta go.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: People kind of said that, but.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I tell us about it.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Didn't want to go, didn't go.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Dude, I watched last night. I was on YouTube and
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: I was I stumbled upon Andrew Dice Clay at MSG
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: might be the greatest comedy show of all time that
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I would if I could go to any comedy show
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: in the history of time, it would be that show.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Do you watch him on on Instagram? Now?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so funny, the big shot or he'll just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: be like, you guys want to take a picture of
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: me looking for the face? I heard you wanted a
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: picture with the face, And it'll be like the twenty
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: three year old dug on the Brooklyn Bridge? Who are you?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the one where he goes up to
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers? He does that when the they did kill
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Tony at MSG, Aaron Rodgers was in the green room
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: and he goes up to him. It's very funny. Watch it. Yeah,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: but uh, dude, one of the MSG they're there, it's
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: so sick. They got fucking big ass like foam dice
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: that they're like throwing around the crowd. Everyone's like repeating
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: the jokes with him. It's just like a concert. It's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: so sick.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: He's deep into the character.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never watched it.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I'll watch it though, So I didn't watch the whole thing.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I just watched the injury. Is it all?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Hickory? Dickory docks stuff now just occasionally.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: That's like I think that's just like how he opens
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: the set, okay, and then it's mostly jokes. Yeah, but
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: the jokes are like they'll be like I had a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: good He's like, you know what I hate is when
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: a bitch is sucking your dick and she's ignoring the balls.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, uh, and then he's like, I
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: hate when a bitch is sucking my dick and she's
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: making eye contact me, look at my dick. You're supposed
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: to be sucking my dick.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Frech is like a bit more cerebral type of comedy.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do too, But that ship, I mean,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: you can't go wrong with that.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I only listened to clean comedy.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cerebral dice isn't for you. Bro Dice rules. Yeah,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: he's got the left, he's got the vest on, the rules.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: So doing the fucking lights on India, I want to
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: see these people. It's great, you gotta watch.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: And he's twenty thousand people there.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he sold out two nights in a row.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he the first comedian ever to sell out MSG?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think the first comedian to ever sell it
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: out two nights in a row.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was like his clientele, are they like Jersey
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: shore Es Pumpers with Punt.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: I think it's like you go see you Go see
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Bruce Springsteen and Dice Clay back to back MSG.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might have been that no one, no One's
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: sold out MSG. Between him and then Dane Cook, there
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: was a long gap. Really, I could be wrong by that,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: but I think think so Danny Cook sold it out,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy sold it out, but that was probably before.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Dice Ice sold it out in nineteen ninety.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think Eddie Murphy was probably in the eighties, yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: and then Dice and then I don't know that anyone
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: sold it out.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: So comedy was dead for fucking twelve Well, the nineties
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: was a bad time for comedy.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Because Seinfeld was fucking dominating.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Well, I think the boom happened in the eighties and
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: then it really died off in the nineties because I
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: wonder why it just it's just like.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: What can we point to culturally though that in the
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: nineties over saturation everyone was times are good.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one had to last well because in the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: if you listen to like old stories of people of
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: like older comedians like Louis and stuff. They'll talk about
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: being at the Cellar in the nineties and there's like
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: five people in the crowd. Yeah, which is crazy because
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: now they sell out. Fucking they probably sell like twenty thousand.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Tickets a week because people thought Friends was funny. Yeah,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: why do we have to go anywhere when fucking Phoebe
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: and Chandler can?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: So yeah, uh yeah, I've never laughed at a friend's
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: joke in my life.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get that. I actually have many times,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of it, A lot of it. I actually enjoyed.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: I'm with you on that. Yeah, I like Friends.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: That's like when people like that weird phase where everyone
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: was like the Office is the worst show of all time.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I think the Office is hilarious. Offices unbelieving that they're
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: just completely different stratospheres of types of comedy.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, now what I watched. I'm not gonna
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: like binge Friends.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: But would you I would binge the Office.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: I would watch The Office if it was on TV,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: like at a hotel, I'll watch the Office.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm throwing on Friend and I've tried.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be this way, but I just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: it doesn't Now I think you're just like you're too
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: cool for school.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think I think you are. I think
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: that that's completely like my personality.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Your whole thing is like friends actually suck. That's here,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: You're one of those guys. I was that way. I've
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: been that way before, So I get it.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I won't have an honest opinion about anything anymore.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Rules.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I just joked my entire life.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: How was pop punk?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: They were fucking it looked crazy?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Did you get Horse?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: They were actually awesome?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Huh did you lose your voice?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I like Train, he loses his voice.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: But this time, last couple of times, and I, like
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I've been was chugging water, doing tons of vocal exercises.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I was like worried. I was like, these shows are
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be fucking dead. I was like promoting him way more.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: They were all sold out, Like there was like fucking
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty at the first show and like
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: six hundred at the fucking second show or whatever. That's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: so crazy, and it was fucking and they went so hard.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: It was so we were all just looking at each
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: other on stage being like, this is so fun.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: How was the Philly one?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: It was the best crowd ever, Rowdy as fuck. Just
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: like looking at the back corners of the room and
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: people are just like screaming every word in the songs.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: A bunch of libs in what way? Fucking the Birds, dude,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: the Birds for Harris? That was that was proven Fagles
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: for Harris. You want to eat up the propaganda? What
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: are we talking about?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: You just eat up the propaganda.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think it was fake.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: It was just the Birds didn't actually back it.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there was fake The Eagles tweeted out that
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: it was fake.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: I bet there was a There was a surprising amount
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: of people that were like pumped on that.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I think that the Eagles ownership. I think Jeffrey Lourie
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: is a traditional Democrat, but I don't think that he's putting.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: It out a bitch.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro, but no, Phillies, Phillies, Philly's not like that.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Hell he did is Did you see people putting small
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: stickers over the entire sign?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: No? I didn't.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: It's a badass. People were like papering it over.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: They were putting stickers that said Harris Waltz twenty twenty four.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with Waltz?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing? Actually, Waltz is the man.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Walt's rules. He's a football coach. Bro, he's a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: football guy. Yeah, you can't get down with the football
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: with his son.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Is he autistic? Big time? He is, big time? Because
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: that's how someone say, like they were like a lot
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: of people don't know. His son's actually neurodivergent. He has
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: ADHD and anxiety, And I was like, I've been diagnosed
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: with both of those things. Yeah, so my NERD neurodivergent.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: It's like then, I think he has like a nonverbal
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: learning disorder and disorder.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: If you're twenty years old, you're neurodiversion. Doesn't matter who
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: you are. All twenty year olds are neurodiversion.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: You really can't help it. But uh, the Philly Show
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: is fucking rock though. Yeah, that's sick, both of them.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: It was so fun. Should come through and do one.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I'm really trying to fucking get this barstool karaoke shit
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: off the ground where everywhere where people come and sing
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: a fucking song or whatever. We like back We do
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: like backing bands, and I added a tweak to it
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: where we'll do like it'll be like a themed night,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: so it'll be like country dress country, and we play
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: all country, and someone sings country, we do like fucking
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: nineties rock or some shit like that, and you can
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: come sing the fucking friends the song and laugh like
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: a hyena. No one told me life was gonna be
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: this way.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not I don't like friends. I'm never gonna I'm
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: never gonna pursue friends. But I don't hate.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not like one of those people that like I
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: just said, it didn't make My.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Personality is in like that show's Actually.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: You just said, I don't I don't like people say
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: they like.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Something and then someone goes, actually, that's bad, Actually you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: shouldn't like that.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't say. That's not how it happened. If I
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: offered that, I didn't.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Never left at friends of my entire life, I haven't.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: But I was talking to a guy about Dune and
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: he was like, second was great. First one one of
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: the worst movies I've ever seen. I actually loved it,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: and he goes, how yeah, And I was like, I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: don't know, subjective opinions being different, Yeah, I have different
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: different I used to be like that back in my
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: back in my when I was really popular on Twitter,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: and because I would just have opinions based on Twitter,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have my own opinions.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: And I remember I was like one of my friends
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: was really into Rick and Morty and I was like, dude,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Rick and Morty fucking sucks. And then he was like why,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't know, I've actually never
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: seen it. I've actually yeah, And then I watched it
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: and I was like, this show is so hilarious.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny, which is surprising that you enjoyed
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: that because it's actually super high brow intelligence stuff.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean it's no Dice Clay, but it's
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: still good. I'm I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: broaden my the comedy that I absorb.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Watched Ralph Barbosa's special this weekend, Hooting and Hollering all night,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: So funny, dude. My clip I sent you is so funny.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: He's great.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Marcello Marcelo Hernandez hilarious coming out.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so, or maybe I don't know.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I went to his Spanish speaking night. Yeah, at the Cellar.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I was howling. I was like J J. Judge, I
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: couldn't get enough of it.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Matt Rife's gonna be on Kiltny did you see that?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: I saw that. Yeah, I'm sure he'll be get on that.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: World's colliding, Yeah, goats, hot coats colliding.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a bunch of hot kings.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: I'll be in Austin, Texas at the Creek in the
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Cave September nineteenth, weekend. Tickets at Punch Up Dot Live
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Slash Francis Ellis. Hope to see you there.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Hope to see you there. Y'all come down feature?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe I'll come down feature shit.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Actually no, I'm going to be seeing Sebastian that weekend.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I think Jesus Christ.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm so pumped. Dude.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: You're seeing Sebastian is like my like Colorado trip. Yeah,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: you've been talking about it for fucking twelve months. Just
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: go see Sebastian already, dude, So just why do you
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: go to a say that he's at so you can
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: stop talking about it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Me and my me and my friends just keep just
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: keep calling each other, just doing It's a bad impressions.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a blast. We're gonna wear tuxes.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: No, you're not.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: You got it. You had Sebastian at the garden. That's
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: like the classiest event of the year. I'm definitely bringing
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: out the suit for that.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: You got a tailgate in the tucks. Yeah, you gotta
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: go to the black hair.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: I need my hair to be hard as a rock
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: You need champagne flutes. Just drinking, non drinking, athletic brewing
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: out of a champagne flu exactly, just classy as hell.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a blast.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Fucking Sebastian ten cases of Schlitz Sebastian. What else? What
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: else did he say?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Oh it's so good.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. Guysh fucking un inch. So yeah,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be able to make it to Austin.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: We're all gonna be in too.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: I'm pumped too. We were gonna go on Sunday, and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: then we change it to Saturday because things got moved around.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: So now I'm not gonna miss any Sunday night ball.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, you're gonna be in a softball game?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I'll definitely.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: All softball games are always during football.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: I just got a Patriots card again?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Just for at home leisure, just something to wear on
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: game day over the jersey in case it's a little nippy.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Well you watch Fraser, you fucking Area day bastard.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Very funny, very silly.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Fraser fun Is Fraser coming back? I think he is.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: They did a reboot, right, you could you could be
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: this generation's Fraser.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta get you a sitcom.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh you're talking to me? Yeah?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you you think sads could be this generation's Fraser.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess that's a good point.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Fraser talks about the fucking finer things in life.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: I could definitely, dude, like if you were if Friends
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: was around today, you definitely could have played like Jennifer
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Anderson's boyfriend or something at the coffee shop.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Or like maybe Phoebe's boyfriend.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: I think Phoebe's lesbian.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Oh Phoebe dates Paul Rudd marries him?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Oh really she used to be a lesbian? Is that
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: what happened? Her parents were lesbians? She is her girlfriend?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Or no, something happened with her being a lesbian?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: I thought, I don't know.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: You probably just couldn't hear the Google because you were
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: scream laughing so hard because you were.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: He's wrong, and he may not be wrong, but when
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: he's wrong, he just finds other ways to make it right.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: She's a lesbian, nor.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Girlfriendsiated with lesbianism?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: She may be. I don't know. I don't know if
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: I ever saw that that moment where she was she's
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: just rich.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: With lesbians, wasn't I thought there was something?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Are you excited for? Uh?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's Ross's ex wife is a lesbian.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Yeah, that's right. And she's blond too.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What were you saying? Round ron?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Was her name? Lisa, his ex wife. That's probably why
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: you got mixed up, because it's Lisa Kudrous, the actress
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: playing Phoebe Classic. Is it Lisa is his ex wife?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Sas google it?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It's Lisa Lampinelli.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: No, Carol, Carol, Carol is such a nineties name.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: What were you saying?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: You don't see bitch his name Carol anymore?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: You really don't see bitch's name Carol? What were you saying?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Carol's like something talking ball?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: You couldn't hear me over the fantasies of fucking friends
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: of yours I can't wait to.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: Get home and just throw on some black Op six
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: and some friends. Yeah, the whole screen.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking smelly Cat. Yeah you were.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: Cat.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: What are they feeding you? It's a good song.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: No, it's hilarious.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a catchy song. That song will be
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: stuck in my head all day now.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you'll just be laughing through.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I sing that about my dog all the time.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Smelly dog crazy. I was asking Francis if he was
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: excited for surviving barstool. Oh, yeah, when is that September?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: Are you doing it? Yeah? Okay, good. I don't know
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: who's doing it. I don't really have been a full
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: cast list me.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: You clever als out because he's an alcoholic.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you're a bad guy.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: What he's getting help? Is that true?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I didn't actually know the reason. I
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: just saw the video of Wit saying he's not doing it.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: That's so, I said, all right, I thought that that's
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: when they were talking, and then you kind of like
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: brought to the next level, made it personal.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: They talk about it on every episode. They're like, he's
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: fucking buckled down there trying to do interviews, like what
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: what do we think buckled means I don't know, like
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: his belt was too tight. I feel attacked.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah me you Uh Clamor Smitty White Sox, Dave, Rico, Jersey, Jerry, Dave,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Robbie Fox, uh uh, Wally Gillo, Wallow Gilly, Uh Taylor.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Did you watch wall Gilly?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet. Decent Ria Real, Kelly keiks
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Fred Gas cast twenty four people really yeah, twenty four
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Like Jack Bauer. Bro couldn't couldn't find room for you though, Bro.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm good. I don't want to do that.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Sorry to say that's not what That's not what Dave said.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: Dave said, you were begging Dave. Dave lies Day said
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: that he was swimming in the sea of blue.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Person I know, never tell a lie.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Dave said that you were fucking texting him ad nauseum.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Just desperate to get on please boss man. It's five
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: extra shower.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: I know what their launch is it? Two fifty Jesus Christ,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: that's insane. I could see why people wanted to get
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: in on it. Caleb Caleb Chicken Fry, Chicken Fry. I'm
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: saying none of these people need two hundred fifty thousand dollars.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Ironically, I do.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Caleb and Chicken fry. That net Worth is like the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: fucking Dubai guy that you met.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're spearfishing off the coast of Morocco.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: They just built a property at the Four Seasons Monaco.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Anytime you call something a property, you know.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: There's spearfishing at the Brooklyn Aquarium.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: At the Baltimore Aquarium just in the dolphin tank spearfishing.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking sick. So we have that coming up. Also, I'm
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: doing a compliment battles in the city on September fourteenth.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Absolute n the nicest come through. It's gonna be good.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be very funny.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Fast, and I'll be in Rochester together in October as well.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: But yeah, first come to Austin see me, and then
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: we'll go do Rochester. Then we get some fun stuff
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: after that.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: I got a lot of fun stuff planned, a lot
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: of fun stuff coming up.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Little Sasquatch website, dot com, punch up, dot live, slash ran.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: We've seen a precipitous uptick in sales. Since you're not
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: at all no have you checked?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: I no, But I don't think.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have five meetings with your business managers
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: every week.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten really that big of a bump from
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: the set, Like it's mostly just people that know me
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: watched it, and then people that don't know me watched it.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't have like to get a bump in
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: ticket sales, the video needs to get like two million views.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: You'll get there, we'll see. No, we're gonna click for it. Yeah,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna boost the ship out of that.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: I would see. If you haven't watched it, please go watch.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Me and Francis are gonna put that together. It's a
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: little bit for you.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: I'm never doing that material again. It's it's done well quick.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: At the at the very end of the show, after
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: your own core, when you.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: Come back, they're gonna be like do you Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be like Dice like they're gonna be chanting
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: the chanting the U haul bit back at me.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Happiness for good boys. Yeah, eighty dollars.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: But yes, please go watch that. If you haven't watched it,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: trust all right to see you guys, see you guys
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: on tomorrow tomorrow, Yes, all right, goodbye,