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Episode 248 - ESPN+Wtf-Palooza Chaos · My Third Place Pod

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So I was out and I did catch only one match, probably when I
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got back the the tail end of Stephanie Mckair versus Eel Sky.
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Stephanie wins. Yeah.
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And then the CM Punk match, the CM Punk and AJ, we match, yeah.
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And then like trying to come out, come all the way out here
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at home and shit. And then not probably at the
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start of EO versus Stephanie, I'm like, I started looking it
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up. It says press to unlock on
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Disney Plus. I'm like, if I press it, he
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called me up. Like why am I paying 24?
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Blah blah blah there. No, we're good.
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No, let me look it up on streams.
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Started fucking changing channels and everything online
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and everything got to like one of them.
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If you're press this if you're human, robot or some shit.
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Yeah. OK, go back, all right, check
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the stream and I'm like, man, last time I was here was before
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Netflix and I had to look it up for Raw and smack down.
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So now I'm like what the hell, dude?
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All right, pay per views too, just in case.
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Yeah. And I'm like, oh wait, you know,
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change stream. So I click on it like twice and
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then I finally see the thing out there right there.
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Unloading. I press it.
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Stephanie wins. Yeah.
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It's already over. All right.
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What matches next? CM Punk and AJ League.
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All right, cool. Let's watch it.
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Yeah, so I'm sitting here watching it.
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Oh, this is awesome. Great.
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I'm already exhausted. Last match.
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I'm. I'm good.
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Yeah, I'm good. I just laid there.
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I just laid there and was scrolling TikTok.
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I like I look up every other whatever.
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It's just it's you know, it's it's it's ridiculous.
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I mean, they ain't gonna think we can complain.
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I think they're not gonna, they're not gonna give a shit
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like is what it is. Man 2499 for this for your tell
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though. Like.
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I saw what I like, you showed me pic the video of what happened
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with John Cena. Then I looked.
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Online, Paul Heyman came out there for him.
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John Cena comes out with the kids and I'm like, oh, he's
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about to get his ass kicked, doesn't he?
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I said that's just I said it in the video I see.
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I said it but he would kill this boy.
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He's like mentioning it then he wait.
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I feel he wasted a date just on that bullshit ass event in that
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bullshit ass match. You know what I'm saying?
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Like, come on, let's sing to get a win against Lesnar.
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I mean, he only won once against Lesnar in his whole career, 25
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years. So come on.
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All right, This is ridiculous. That's fucking crazy yourself
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pretty much. And then the use of match.
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OK, I saw that coming. That was it, EO and Stephanie
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and then this one. And then the minivan, which I
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didn't catch. I'll watch tomorrow on YouTube
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highlights like I always do. Yeah, it's fine.
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It's fine. Yeah.
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And then I go online, they're all fucking complaining about
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ESPN. Plus I'm like, Oh my goodness,
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really? You don't say.
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Yeah, they're complaining. They're complaining.
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I'll I'll leak. Course, So what are we gonna do?
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And here here's the thing. You're gonna complain about ESPN
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Plus, but same time, if you're not going to get it, fine, OK,
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whatever. OK, so you're not going to get,
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you're not going to watch anything, but don't also
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complain about WrestleMania, Saudi Arabia.
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Right. Like you just said, you weren't
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going to get it. Why complaining about?
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Saudi Arabia, Why don't you? Why don't you eat like you ain't
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getting an app so why do you even give a shit word for the
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WrestleMania? Like that's in two years.
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You're complaining about this shit now, wait until something
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happens with the app and then complain some more.
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All right, So maybe like next month it'll be something
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different. So far something about the end
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the ESPN guys I fucking trolling one of the guys called Cena John
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John John Stena with the SPN Like he you can tell he
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deliberately said it the wrong way John Cena and Brock Les
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Lester. They don't.
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They don't. They don't have no damn respect
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for for WWE. They don't.
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They don't like how? You.
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How you how you not? You're ESPN.
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Brock Lesnar was a football player and a USB guy.
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Yeah. Don't tell me you don't know how
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to fucking say his name. John Cena's a fucking major
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Hollywood actor. Don't tell me you don't know how
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to fucking. Say his name.
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Steve. Mays the biggest 12 them all.
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That motherfucker, I hate that back with a passion.
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Wait, I'm fucking Goldberg as his number one wrestler of all.
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Time. No more people.
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No more people of all time, of all people.
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Come on man. Come on man.
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I'm like, where's no Stone Cold? Like what the fuck?
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Yeah, not the World Warriors. OK, that's fine I guess, but not
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anybody now knows you're a WW guy.
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Tell her, tell him, tell him you're a don't know you.
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Don't know you. Don't know?
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You don't give a shit about wrestling shit, so let's start
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this shit, yo, grab a pumpkin spice latte before it was cool.
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Crack open that tall boy, Faustus, and pull your Juicy
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Couture tracksuit out from the back of the closet, ladies.
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Hell yeah. Juicy pop in.
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Now that's what I call music Volume 6.
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And just like Brittany told us, yeah, we're feeling stronger
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than yesterday. It's officially fall nostalgia
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season here at my third place. And we're taking you straight
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back to the early 2000's, the golden age of guilty pleasures.
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We're talking The Eminem Show blasting out of our diss man
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headphones. Avril Lavigne storming MTV is a
6:33
pop punk Princess, the very first American Idol season
6:37
taking over living rooms and blockbuster flicks like Spider
6:40
Man, 8 Mile, scooby-doo and The Ring, making us all sleep with
6:43
the lights on. This isn't just any podcast.
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It's my third place, the hangout spot where 2000 pop culture,
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retro gaming and Marvel rivals chaos collide.
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Oh, we're going to get into that, buddy.
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I'm evil. I'm evil.
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Still swearing that Freddy handed Jason his hockey mask in
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Freddy Versus Jason. Change my mind.
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I've got the VHS receipt. So dust off that BlackBerry
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curve, update your MSN group status, and get ready to fall
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back into 2002 glory because this week's cartridge is loaded
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with Reza Palooza results in ESPN Plus situation where you
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get into it. Hey shit.
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No shit. Unlike the next day, you get to
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hear about it from the next day. Pokemail.
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Pokemail pulls and hits some binder stories that I want to
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get into with you as well. The 92 orange envelope was
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inside this month. Marvel right?
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Season 4 on PS4. Intro breakdown.
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Let us know what you thought of it first.
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First bit let us know man. Switching from TikTok to own and
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how we feel about it after school.
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Soundtrack The songs that carried us from home to
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homeroom. Candy Wars.
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We're going to tell you which Halloween candy we enjoyed.
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We're going to play a game with this.
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This still does this still exist 19 thousands edition game.
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And we have another game called reboot or leave it.
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Deciding what should come back and what stays in the vault and
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joining us straight from Webex, still rocking his Microsoft Zune
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playlist like it's sacred. My brother Greg, welcome back to
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the show, man. How was your week, brother?
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Be here, man. How's how's your two weeks
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absence, Ben? How you been man?
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Like you could totally tell you've been gone for two weeks.
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I I was like, I haven't talked about the show in a while.
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Man, went to some things last week, you know, and alright,
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alright. But I'm back from back no.
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Yes, Sir. No good place I working, just
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working, coming home and I made another.
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I see you made a purchase of some Pokémon cards.
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So with my addiction, my movies, so I bought Mission Impossible,
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which the number, the new one, the new one, the new, the last
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one, the final well, hopefully the final one.
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He's too fucking old. He's too fucking old to be doing
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this shit. But it won't.
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Man, this man was too old to be dating fucking Katie Hall.
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What do you think? Back Ding, no, back then he said
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too old 63. He's trying to jump out of
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planes and shit dive and all that shit.
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So hey. What somebody once told me,
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whatever makes you happy. So if this man wants to come out
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there in a blaze of glory, like trying to live out his dream of
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like, you know. Never mind.
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Is it impossible the The Fast and Furious franchise?
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Go for it man. Like if it isn't Mission
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Impossible, he's probably going to join the oh, please don't say
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that. Then the Fast and Furious is
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hologram for me. That's my favorite.
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Was one of my favorite franchises.
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Man, I swear if he was joined that franchise, I I wouldn't
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even watch it. I'm not I'm not going to shoot
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the code It that this last installment, it was pretty good.
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It was pretty good. It was good send out for him.
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I hope it is. OK, well I'm going to have to do
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a rewatch too because I've had I've only seen the first one and
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then. You got along.
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I know. And then of course I had to
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watch the the reload with Henry Cavill.
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So I had to watch that one because everybody was talking
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about it. How we?
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Really look, we love this thing. His arms.
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So I watched that one with no recollection of whatever
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happened the past and whatever is happening now.
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So I'm like I'm lost. I don't know what the hell who
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the hell these people are Yeah, you know, so like you know,
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I'll. I'll.
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I only see the first one, Yeah. I'll probably end up watching
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the entire franchise later on when I'm.
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Bored. Yeah.
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Just like Jack a lot. I've seen Jack Reacher his other
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two movies. It was so cold.
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That's crazy. I ain't never seen the move.
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Jack Reacher. I'm starting slow with Tom
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Cruise. Yeah.
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Go with Jack Reacher. The only movie ever movie that I
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actually want gone to watch at the theater was Vanilla Sky and
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even then I'm like horrible. I can't do this anymore.
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I'll never do this again. I tried to watch that on
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Paramount plus one night and I was like this is whole, this is
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tray. I turned this shit off.
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Yeah, it was. It was trash.
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Other than that, you're great week at home.
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Cool, cool, cool. Mine was fine, man, these past
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few weeks. So I started playing Rivals
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again. I enjoyed it.
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I'm doing it again, you know, like, as soon as they brought in
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Angela, like, all right, cool, let me start playing her.
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I went into practice mode again and started playing all that
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shit. And I figured out that
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everybody's playing her the wrong way.
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Everybody's playing her as a tank.
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Yeah, go into tank mode and like, you know, push people out
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the way. Here's how you play Angela the
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real way. She the same way as Captain
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America. He's a distraction.
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Play her as a distraction because they're all everybody
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wants to follow the fucking flyer.
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So So what you do is you go around other places and you
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fucking just fucking loop around there and everybody, it's like
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everybody that's there, like, let me go shoot her.
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Let me go freaking slow. So they did that and I'm just
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like, I see you guys doing it. All right, cool.
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So I started going moving farther away and her ultimate is
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throwing a spear down and every like there's like a line that
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wrapped around people. So it's like a tether.
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So I threw the spear down. It tethers everybody into a
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group. They can't move this way.
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Everybody that needs to go to where the point is, they can't.
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They're stuck right there and I'm just like bye, just like I
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leave going back. Be a distraction.
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That's how you play Angela. Be a distraction because
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everybody wants to kill the flyer.
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Everybody wants to go attack the flyer like, you know, like I
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want it, you know, like wanting something, but you can't have
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it. Like, no, focus your attention
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on, you know, don't be like LCD. Focus your attention on
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something else. And I didn't like, you know,
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focus on your other enemy, not this one.
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So I'm like, focus on me. Focus on me.
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It's like shooting everybody and then everybody just coming at me
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and stuff. So that was fun.
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Hey, Jane's in the building. Beck is in the building.
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Leanne is in the building. Let's.
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Go hey, hey, hey, how? Y'all doing so that was great
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and then I'm like trying to figure out if I should get ESPN
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you know sharing my pass Netflix password with someone else and
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then like OK, so let's see if I can share they can share look
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obviously they share the the fucking what's it called Disney
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plus with me and everything is like alright, what about ESPN
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it's 2999 extra like you know what not right now.
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Let's wait until Survivor Series, let's wait until Roy
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rumble. Let's wait until WrestleMania
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season. See what we think about it yeah
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what we how we feel about it and everything it's like alright
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cool and then like it is when I start hearing everybody talking
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about hell no, 2999 is too much blah blah, all this shit like
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all right fine whatever it's all good.
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Fast forward to last week when we found out WrestleMania 434342
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coming up next year, 43 coming up last year, 43 is going to be
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in Saudi Arabia and that's when everybody starts complaining
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again. And I was like, guys, if you
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guys are not going to fucking pay 2999 for ESPN Plus, why are
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you so worried about this other shit that's coming up?
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Yeah. You know, wait until pick
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something, pick something. Come on, what do you know so bad
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stories about ESPN plus what do you think with and no Americans
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can go to Saudi. Oh no.
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Yeah, like I'm so used to like all these countries coming to
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where we're at and then WrestleMania and then like
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having a big ass MO MO, you know, like that.
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Yeah. But then are we gonna go out
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there? Hail now are other people.
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Gonna go out there like. Ain't that no fools to go out
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there. No, like, are you seeing, are
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you seeing videos of people just like saying me in Saudi Arabia
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for WrestleMania and then looking around and they're like,
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oh shit, you know, like. Yeah.
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Something's about to go happen. I'm like, damn, that's fucked
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up. It ain't until like 2 years and
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you're already talking shit about it.
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Wow. OK.
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Yeah, it will be dangerous. So yeah, no, we're I'm, I'm
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good. Like, as long as like I rather
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it be out here, you know, where other people can come.
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Yeah, not out there with nobody can go over there.
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It's just going to be, you know, hopefully John Cena doesn't have
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to come out of retirement. Yokozuna doesn't have to come
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back from the dead. Undertaker and Shawn Michaels
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again are going to fight it out because that's how that's what
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they wanted last time. They're like, hey, can you get
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Yokozuna on the shows? Like he's been dead, bro.
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What are? You talking about they?
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They legitimately said that shit down.
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They did they they want Yokozuna is the first time that we heard
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that saw they were doing the whole Saudi deal.
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Like can you get someone like yokozuna?
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It's like. He did.
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How the fuck you gonna get him? Stupid ass.
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That's that's how they wanted Goldberg versus fucking Bray
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Wyatt. I'm like, no.
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Why? Would you do that?
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But yeah, so, so far, so far it's been been been good.
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Oh shit. Did I forget to put a record on
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YouTube? I think I did.
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Well, fuck it. Too bad.
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Never mind. I don't even know.
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It's whatever. So yeah, there's there's that
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ESPN plus drama. Like I don't even know if I'm
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going to be getting it like, so I'm going to wait a while until
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like the situation, how everybody sings of it and what's
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going on? Like, is there going to be like
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what W Network was like, you know, hopefully it's not
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Resurrect him. Yeah, resurrect him.
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Say, man, say I'll just tell you now like I told you earlier,
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man, it was from my end. Audio choppy.
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It was choppy. Yep, the audio was choppy,
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pixelated during the same punk match.
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Not saying I'm just going to give him some slack 'cause it's
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the first. It's the first night I mean I
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didn't like I said I have to pay the 2999 because I signed into
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my cable and I had to sign in on my Disney plus.
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Luckily I got it for free. You know what I'm saying?
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So yeah, you know, but but but for the people that are paying
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it 2999, they better get their shit together because they ain't
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going to talk them. People ain't going to tolerate
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this choppy shit. No, we're.
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Going to tolerate this choppy shit.
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Exactly. Thank you for the hard me.
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Hey Kyle, how you doing? Bestie said.
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The app worked fine for me on my TVI ended up just ending Disney
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plus and just have the ESPN app. You know really you took out a
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Disney plus for that. All right, I guess, like I I
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still want it. I still want it Kyle, how you
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doing? Thank you for the heart of me
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appreciate you. I still want the ESPN app like I
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I need to watch your MCU like I don't want to.
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I don't watch anything on ESPN like why do I need it?
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You know, like I'd rather just keep the keep the app.
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This is the same thing with my brother.
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Like I don't, I don't watch sports, dude.
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I watch football, but I watch it on T.
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VTVTV Yeah, I don't. Care for ESPN?
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Yeah. Exactly.
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So, yeah. So we might not get it.
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It's all good. I'll catch it on stream.
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And at the very end of it, if it's choppy, it's choppy.
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It's fine. I'll catch the repeats on
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YouTube, all that stuff, and it's better there.
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Even with commercials on YouTube, it's fine.
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It's like the choppy stuff on online and on the stream.
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It's horrible. And that's what people complain
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about tonight, 'cause it was like commercials.
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This is PLE, this PLE, Why is it commercial?
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I said I wouldn't give a shit. Like hell I'm saying the fucking
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event shit. I seen a pose that said ads
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during commercials, ads during entrances, ads on the side, ads
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in the ring, ads on the tables. They need to stop this shit.
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Like, as everywhere, like, you know, ESPN.
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What's going on, Kyle? What is it called?
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Leecher Report ranked the 25 greatest women's wrestler in the
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history. So here they are #25 Michelle
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Mccool. 45. 25. OK.
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I don't know. There could have been someone
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else better than that. Like Layla, at least.
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Wait, is Layla in here? Motherfuckers, This heifer say
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say it color. Ever.
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There's helpful. There's heaven.
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There you go. Who like whose ads that she have
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to kiss in order to like go above freaking Layla?
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What Layla? Hell was a much better champion
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than Michelle? Mccool pulled me on that.
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Even though they shared the fucking titles, she's still a
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better champion #24 Jacqueline. Miss Jackie.
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I hear you have, Jacqueline is #24 What the fuck?
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What the fuck, man? OK. #23 Bull.
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Nakano. Oh, I.
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Forgot Tell Greg I said hi. I already know who said that Are
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you ain't got to say your name. Hey, He.
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Says hi #23 Bull nakano #22 Shayna Basler.
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Yeah #21 the leather blaze. 21. 21.
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Yeah, damn. OK, number. #20 Lib Morgan.
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Good Lord #19 Alexa Bliss. We'll put this fucking list
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together. Bleacher Report #18 AJ Lee #17
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Mickie James, get the fuck out of here #16 Natalia #15 Beth
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Phoenix #14 The Bella Twins, They're in there twice.
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Wow #13 EO sky #12 page #11 Ronda Rousey.
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That bitch made the list. Wait like 3-3 years of her
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complaining and shit as she's above fucking Jacqueline?
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Like what #10 Lita? OK. #9 Oscar #8 China #7 Bianca
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Bellaire. What?
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What's up? OK #6 Bailey #5 Sasha Banks.
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OK. 4 Ria Ripley, Three Trish Stratus. 2 Charlotte Flair.
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I'll give you one guess to 1 The Man.
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Yeah, Becky Lynch. How the fuck did it?
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Never mind Bleacher Bleacher, Bleacher sings Becky Lynch is #1
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the. Greatest The greatest WWE women
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wrestle of all time. The man in history in history
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like, you know, get. The out of here, man. 2525 of
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them, Michelle Mccool, brother Rousey and Becky Lynch made the
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list. Just the fact that Ronda Rousey
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made the fucking list. Just the fact that.
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She beer list. Period.
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It feels so wrong being hungry at 5:21 AM.
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Yeah. Now.
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OK, Jane. Would you say?
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Jane says it feels so wrong being hungry at 5:21 AM.
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Me go to bed. You go to bed, ma'am.
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Menace is in the building as well.
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All right, so rest of the results on ESPSESPM plus the
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flesh situation is out of control at the moment Nobody
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likes it. All right, Oh well, rest of the
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Luther results. I like I said, I didn't get to
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watch the entire thing but I heard I saw like the bits and
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pieces of it on Twitter. I'm going to watch the stuff on
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YouTube tomorrow. John Cena, Brock Lesnar first
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match. Total Lesnar beat his ass.
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I was just like Suplex City again.
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So it was like a 8 minute match. From what I understand, from
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what I scattered, John Cena came out with a bunch of kids.
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Obviously he's going to get killed.
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It turned into the whole Super Cena versus Doomsday.
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Brock Lesnar and Doomsday killed him.
27:02
And I sat there like trigging The Simpsons character.
27:06
No, no, he's already dead. Stop.
27:11
We make that they know put to the children in the audience
27:13
crying. I'm in danger.
27:19
Yeah, I see no kids in the audience crying since like
27:24
fucking hookah mania in the 80s. Jeez please, last time I saw a
27:29
kid crying was the Miss miss Girl.
27:36
She weren't really crying, she's just pissed out.
27:38
She was just pissed out. Yeah.
27:39
It's like, I didn't see that many kids crying at all.
27:42
I have it. Not in a while.
27:44
Like John's like were these kids from To make a Wish 'cause like,
27:50
like I don't. Like who's a fan of him?
27:59
We are not the kids. The kids now are like who is
28:03
this guy I don't like unless you're a make a wish kid like.
28:08
Make a wish. Don't I'm not I'm not nothing
28:13
against the making wish kids, of course, you know like but you
28:15
ain't got. Nothing against the make a wish.
28:19
But the don't. Know though like.
28:22
Are the kids that were that used to love him are not us, we're
28:27
adults. We're just now.
28:28
Basically, you know, like why are there new kids liking this
28:34
old ass man? Well, Jane says, well, you can
28:41
say hi to Greg from me too. Hey, Jane, that one emoji that.
28:58
Oh shit, what else? I didn't get to see the Usos,
29:02
but I heard they were using the whole Welcome to the use of
29:05
penitentiary. I love that their parents
29:09
probably love him. Yeah, they ended the match
29:11
quickly because of James still bleeding.
29:14
He was he. He.
29:16
Himself with the chair. Oh shit, really?
29:19
Yeah, it it ricocheted off for her breaker and so he hit him
29:24
and then yeah. So yeah, it wasn't.
29:31
That wasn't supposed to happen. They had to do an audible for
29:33
the Mets from what I hear. Oh yeah, and Paul Heyman came
29:37
out with Brock Lesnar. Great.
29:41
EO Skype B. No, not the EO Skype W Kerby, EO
29:44
Sky for the Bacon W Women's World Championship.
29:50
I get to see AJ Lee and CM Punk beat Division.
29:59
Yeah, she's part of it. She's part of it now.
30:02
I don't care. I don't care what anybody says.
30:03
She's part of it. And we basically got to see the
30:08
the what's it called the the intro for War Games in here,
30:14
because that's what everybody in this fucking match is going to
30:18
be on War Games. You know, somebody had put out a
30:21
whole thing where all the faces are going to be against the
30:26
heels in here, like Brock Drew, the vision versus John Cena,
30:33
Cody Rose. Do use those in Roman Reigns,
30:36
punk or not? Not Jimmy J around there.
30:41
Somewhere around there. Yeah.
30:44
So I'm like, hell, you know what?
30:45
Just that makes that makes sense.
30:49
Like, yeah, that makes sense for this match, a different this
30:52
whole show and then the ending. I didn't get to watch it because
30:55
I fucking I was too tired from driving around and shit.
31:00
So there's that. The 92 orange envelope from this
31:05
month. Let me tell you what this
31:09
fucking guy broke sent me. There's some stickers,
31:15
obviously. Here's a Save by the Bell Uno
31:18
card with. Yes, just play.
31:25
Zach and Kelly in the IS. That going to be an official
31:28
game though, no? No, no, it's just.
31:30
Something I think. It from back in the day when?
31:34
Oh there was probably 1 back there.
31:36
They need to make that shit though.
31:38
They need to make that shit though.
31:39
A ticket for Toy Story 2. You know how much tickets cost
31:44
in 1999 $4.75. Damn.
31:52
Try that shit that's. Wild.
31:54
That's wild. Terms and conditions This ticket
31:59
grabs the holder a revocable license to view this film.
32:02
No outside food or drink allowed.
32:04
We will search your pockets. No way to own.
32:08
Not responsible for lost items or release sticky floors.
32:13
Camp double dare postcard and with the S the Stussy S from
32:21
back in the day. There you go.
32:26
And then the the pamphlet for this week.
32:29
Dear founding member. Maybe it's the 11 gallons of
32:31
kool-aid talking, but I'm feeling grateful.
32:33
Just imagine being a 20s baby instead of a 90s kid.
32:36
We're the last generations to watch blurry movies on the BCR.
32:41
Little SUS there call our friends on their home phone and
32:44
hang out the mall with this man on our hip.
32:47
We grew up slow with our good friends Tommy, Arnold and Arthur
32:50
by our side. Long lived in 90s rent Tommy
32:54
Pickles, Arnold, Hey Arnold and Arthur PBS so those kind of
33:00
guys. So yeah, the orange envelope
33:04
fucking 92 saga continues. Like, I'm still, I still want
33:09
stuff. There's like, this is awesome.
33:10
Trying to like looking at stuff and reminiscing about that shit
33:13
is great. So were you able to play Marvel
33:18
Rivals Season 4? Like we basically want to know
33:25
what it's like on the PS4. It doesn't look choppy, doesn't
33:28
look horrible. What?
33:30
It don't look choppy. It don't look choppy.
33:33
Not for mine, OK, It lags a little bit.
33:37
You can tell lag lags a little bit.
33:40
You know how so many people are in there, you know, but it's
33:46
saying like most, some people in there are right, though it's
33:49
like it's all combined with like, it's like PS-5 news in
33:53
there, you know what I'm saying? So everybody ranked in there,
33:58
everybody cold blooded. Oh yeah, of course don't go in
34:01
the rank yet. No, I.
34:03
Didn't go to the rank I. Went to quick play like and you
34:08
could tell you could tell it's dudes and they didn't know what
34:10
they doing though. You know what I'm saying?
34:13
And you know I I, I practiced it that one day and I ain't played
34:18
it since. I was like you tell me you say
34:22
go practice bro. I said I'm a little practice so
34:24
I'll use Iron Man. And so I like OK, I'm practice.
34:30
Then I got in another match and it just and then my shit started
34:34
glitching. Play Glitches.
34:37
OK, yeah, I can do shit. So I think also I think that
34:40
will cost of the lunch of it being on PS4.
34:46
That's right. OK, but.
34:48
I'm gonna try to give it another shot.
34:49
I'm gonna give it another shot one day when I get some time,
34:51
you know, so. I mean, I have my old PS4, so
34:54
I'm gonna like check it out as well, see what it's like on
34:58
there, Leanna says. I always had just have fun with
35:01
it. You can't just go straight in
35:03
without practice. I tried that.
35:04
Remember? You're you're a pro now, Deanna.
35:08
You are. Dude, she taught she don't want
35:11
to tell me to you tell me practice and she told me keep
35:13
going and I told her I'm about to quit this shit and go back
35:17
playing Super Mario shit. This shit ain't for me.
35:22
I'm so fucking old I don't care. I'm older than you, Sir.
35:26
What are you talking about? I'm older than you.
35:28
I'm playing this game. I'm.
35:32
Subscriber. Like, I don't really care about
35:37
everybody's fucking going in there.
35:38
They yeah, they're cold blooded, but I'm just like, I'm ignoring
35:41
them. Are we talking about gaming now?
35:42
Yes, ma'am. Jane.
35:46
So, yeah. So you know, like I haven't
35:51
played, like last season was just a for me.
35:55
Now I'm just like, all right, cool, let's get back into it.
35:57
You know, I want to get back to where I was like two seasons ago
36:03
and that was on Diamond if I remember.
36:06
I gotta recheck. I don't know.
36:09
And like these mother fuckers like you better be good.
36:12
I'm like. Damn.
36:14
Shut the fuck up. Don't know what the.
36:16
Fuck is now they were saying like but they were saying that
36:18
shit like under comments though on Tiktok though, like yeah,
36:23
there's some cocky mother fuckers in there.
36:24
I like damn, I said. Bro, what am I?
36:28
That's the reason why they said they told me.
36:29
You better be good. Apparently the person wanted to
36:34
have the the fucking character I had which is cloaking dagger
36:38
because that person is Lord. And I'm like I.
36:42
Don't give a fuck. So basically the situate the the
36:45
situation is if another person wants that character and they're
36:48
Lord, you give it to them. I'm.
36:49
Like. You see?
36:51
You see me with level 85, right, motherfucker?
36:55
Right? I've been here longer than you.
36:57
Yeah, first of all, yeah. I I'm the veteran here,
37:01
motherfuckers. I'm the veteran here, OK?
37:06
I'm not gonna give you the character just because, like,
37:08
you're a Lord. No, I'm trying to be Lord.
37:11
I'm trying to be Lord. I'm trying to fucking fuck with
37:14
this character too. So I'm like, I, I they hovered,
37:18
but I kept it. I was like, I don't give a fuck.
37:21
So so I'm playing. So they went with Luna Snow, the
37:23
one that freeze it, right? So this motherfucker shows up on
37:27
the fucking comments like Cloak, you better be good.
37:29
I'm like you better not freeze. That's fucked up.
37:35
And like the entire time, like I've fucking like I fucking
37:38
killed it and killed it and killed it and killed it, but
37:40
same time you're getting killed because you're the supporter.
37:43
You're fucking reviving everybody, but same time you're
37:46
getting killed. Why?
37:47
Like I have like 15 kills, six death and all this shit.
37:52
This person has like 3 kills, 10 deaths and all this stuff like
37:57
hey, let's switch. I'm like, are you fucking
38:00
stupid? What my bro said.
38:03
That fool had three kills and 10 deaths.
38:08
Damn. And you want to switch just
38:12
because you have a Lord? Like what?
38:14
You can't handle your like, you're supposed to be good at
38:18
another character as well. And what if this character was
38:21
banned? What were you going to do?
38:22
Just like kid, we lost. But still, I fucking killed it.
38:27
Yeah. And no, nobody blamed anybody.
38:29
They're just like, alright, you know, keep on going.
38:31
And we kept on going. I was just like, and they're
38:33
like, Nah, don't fucking change. Don't do it.
38:35
They, they were saying it too. It's like, don't change.
38:37
You're good. Everything's good.
38:38
Stop, stop asking them to change.
38:40
It's all good. I was like, hell yeah.
38:42
So the like the final kill spot was around like 25 assists.
38:48
This person had like 3. I'm like, I'm trying to help my
38:53
team. What are you trying to do, kill
38:55
other people? And then I realized I'm back in
38:58
bronze, bro. I'm at the bottom of the barrel
39:01
again and the ranking system and everybody is new again.
39:05
And I'm just like, oh, so we're starting over.
39:09
So these mother fuckers don't know how to play, but same time
39:12
they're trying to rise up in the rankings.
39:14
OK, cool. Let's not listen to the to the
39:17
veteran here, OK? Yeah.
39:19
Dang. So yeah, so fuck them.
39:23
Sorry, whatever, if you're listening to this, don't switch
39:26
for someone else. And if they fucking start saying
39:29
I'm going to, I'm going to fucking like, what's it called?
39:35
I'm going to lose on purpose. I'm going to throw the game on
39:38
purpose because you won't let me get what I have.
39:41
Like we do not negotiate with terrorists, Sir, we do not do
39:46
that. No, this isn't no, like you want
39:49
to throw the game, throw the game.
39:50
Cool, bye. We're still not going to
39:53
negotiating with you. If you ask nicely then yeah,
39:57
I'll fucking do it for you. It's like you know what?
39:59
I'm tired. This character.
40:00
Let's switch and start. If I started dying like I had
40:04
like 15 deaths and 3 kills. Hey, you know what?
40:08
For the benefit of this team, let me switch you.
40:12
You wanted my character, you can have it now.
40:14
I'm going to go for another character, Thor or Angela,
40:20
someone bigger, so I can go and like, you know, kill people and
40:23
fucking. Help my team out and they're all
40:26
like like shut up go throw fit somewhere else exactly then
40:33
they're probably 12, so go about your day right right right right
40:39
so marvel rival season 4. It's fucking so far starting off
40:43
great. I love the new character skins.
40:46
I love the there's an inventory box option in there and I'm just
40:53
like inventory for what? Like are we going to get new
40:58
inventory? Are we going to get like weapons
41:00
that we could use? What do you mean find out like
41:04
that? We're going to get loot boxes
41:07
pretty soon and I'm like, what does that even mean?
41:11
Like sprays and skins. If it was skins, I'd be all for
41:17
it. I'm gonna have to pay for these.
41:19
What's going on? What's going on?
41:20
What's gonna happen? We don't know some.
41:23
So until that day happens, I'm all for it.
41:25
Like, I'm still playing this game.
41:30
So yeah, Marvel Rivals in a nutshell so far is pretty good.
41:32
I can't wait to talk about next month's player.
41:37
It's gonna be Daredevil, and I'm gonna love that.
41:41
Hell yeah, Gambit and Roe are coming pretty soon from what I
41:47
hear. They showed like they showed
41:50
like Easter eggs of those two. So I can't wait for that
41:56
Switching from TikTok to own and how we feel about it.
41:59
So obviously we almost lost TikTok again over a week to find
42:05
out that the extension has been extended again to freaking
42:12
December 16th. And I know you said after the if
42:17
this does get banning and it's done with, it's over for you.
42:20
You're done. You're not going to do another
42:21
app and all anything. Yeah.
42:24
And OK, that's fine. We're still inviting you to own
42:29
like, I guess. Like yes, it's like when you
42:32
send me I got it saved in a message.
42:35
Awesome, awesome. Like you can get paid over
42:37
there. From what I hear, you can get
42:39
paid over there. You own everything over there.
42:42
So I'm yeah, I'm ready for that as well.
42:44
So if anything happens, I'm like trying to like, you know, play
42:48
the the the social game over there as well.
42:52
And just like trying to be nice and trying to be cool with
42:55
everybody using the Liana says, come on, Greg, using using the
43:03
the dark questions that I have on here for, for, you know, for
43:09
creativity, for like, Hey, what do you think of this?
43:12
All that shit? And they've answered and I love
43:14
it. And it's like, all right, we're
43:16
doing that over there too. So we're going to be doing that
43:18
as well. Netflix been freaking binging on
43:22
Franklin and Bash. I know Jane said something about
43:28
I will a show about Norway, so I'm about to watch that as well.
43:38
Yeah. I'll send you the link of the in
43:41
later on. So far, yes.
43:45
Pokemail. So three things.
43:50
Go to Walgreens if you have one and get the Pokémon trick or
43:56
trade and get this, get this one.
44:00
Dang, the Gengar. Yeah, it's worth $100.
44:06
Damn. Tiffany, thank you for the heart
44:09
of me. Appreciate you.
44:11
So this one right here, this is worth $100.00.
44:15
So go check that out. And yeah, it's, it's climbing up
44:20
there. It's going to get, it's going to
44:21
get, you know, going to be more stuff.
44:24
So here are the three things that I bought to Metro and they
44:30
are all SI Rs like art class, art style.
44:33
Yeah. This one as well, which is
44:38
pampy, they're freaking. They were cheaper too.
44:42
They were cheap and then you're going to love this one that's
44:51
freaking bad as more pico, which is freaking amazing and lovely
44:55
as well and Yangar, they want to see Yangar again, So there you
45:00
go the cutest hell yeah. All right, so with that said, I
45:07
bought a few other cars. We're good, everything's great
45:12
Binder stories. Here's what I'm doing now, all
45:15
this bulk. Here's what I want to do with
45:18
the bulk. So I started looking up like
45:20
Googling this shit, right? You know, it's like what kind of
45:23
Pokémon would live in my area and they came out with stuff and
45:27
I'm just like, all right, So I started looking for the for the
45:30
cars, putting them in the binder.
45:31
Everything's great. All right.
45:33
Hey, who else? What else can we do?
45:36
Hey, Leanna. Hey, Jane, whoever else was in
45:41
the chat this time? Where do you live?
45:43
What state do you live? Like Missouri, Norway, Let's put
45:47
those. And menace, of course.
45:51
PNW, let's put those, You know, Google those and see what kind
45:56
of Pokémon would live there. So I got those.
45:58
Put them in the freaking binder as well.
46:00
You're next, buddy. So you're next and it's like
46:05
what it was in Michigan. Yep.
46:08
Yeah, so I started looking that up and I'm like, hell yeah.
46:11
Like we're about to do that in the binder as well.
46:14
So. So, so like this, all this bulk
46:17
has now turned gone down because like, hey, I've been getting
46:21
like at least 100 cards with other people.
46:25
Of course, Jane, I'm sorry. I apologize.
46:28
Norway is a country, United States, the country of Norway.
46:37
You get what I mean, right? We know what you're talking
46:41
about, yeah. You know what I was talking
46:43
about. So like I'm, so that's what I'm
46:47
doing for now on is getting everybody's freaking state and
46:50
country and putting all these Pokémon together and putting
46:55
them in binders. And then like all, all my
46:58
expected people, right? All my, all the, all my friends.
47:01
And then what I'm going to do is I'm going to like do every state
47:05
in, in the United States. And then I'm going to do other
47:09
countries after that, Mexico, Canada, all this other shit.
47:14
So I'm going to have like a bunch of binders with just like,
47:17
all right, so this is from United States, this is from
47:19
Canada, this is from here, this is from here.
47:22
Yeah. And it's like, and that's a
47:24
great creative way of making, you know, like getting rid of
47:28
your bulk and putting it into good use or and I was also
47:31
thinking about cutting them up and putting them in like a
47:33
little poster. All right, what's next?
47:40
What songs had you in your vibe? I'm sorry when I said, remember
47:45
when I said about own? Yeah.
47:49
All right, so I asked them about the ice cream flavors and they
47:51
came back with lots of fucking sayings as well.
47:54
So ice cream flavors IX Mr. Wolf XI says Raspberry Flintstones
48:00
push up Tinkerbell .6975 any type of chocolate and snow cone,
48:09
fishy chocolate dip, vanilla cone and beer says snow cone
48:16
screwball or Strawberry Shortcake.
48:19
And then Erica Hart says any variation of chocolate?
48:23
The next question was what songs had you nearby while you were
48:25
going to school or trying to go home?
48:27
Were you driven to school, took the bus or walked there and vice
48:29
versa? David D says, not sure I can
48:32
remember back that far. Thank you for answering anyways.
48:41
Surfer Nat says I had a Walkman. Again, thank you for answering.
48:46
Anyways, Red says. Lincoln Park.
48:52
There you go, Menace, she said. I listened to music when I got
48:55
home. I walked home from school, which
48:57
was a couple of blocks from home.
48:59
Thank you for answering, Menace. I appreciate you, Jane.
49:04
I never had my Discman with me on my 10 minute bus trip from
49:07
home, from home, from school, but back then it would probably
49:11
have been Backstreet Boys. We we, we love when we listen to
49:20
Backstreet Voice, right? Yeah.
49:24
Yeah, that says I always had a wide range of music.
49:26
Oh, I listen to. I'm still like that.
49:30
Back then, I like to listen to songs from Paula, Paula Abdul to
49:34
Rob Zombie. Just depended on the day.
49:36
I used to drive back and forth to school when I got old enough.
49:39
So always had the music turned up very well.
49:44
Good. OK.
49:46
What about you, Sir? My music choices when I was,
49:49
well, I just say I was mainly bumping, let's say The Chronic
49:55
2009 almost everyday. Bone Thugs age 1999.
50:09
Anything. No limit.
50:11
No limit. Records anything.
50:13
Yeah, that's right. That's right, Snoop Dogg Park
50:19
Biggie. Listen outcomish, OK?
50:24
Which Snoop? Which Snoop Dogg?
50:26
Was it no limit, Snoop Dogg or prior?
50:31
OK. OK.
50:35
OK, doggy style. Doggy style one day.
50:41
Then I flipped to the game is just the game is to be sold, not
50:45
to be told the next day. So in between which one?
50:48
Did you like? Which one did you like better?
50:52
I'm going to tell you this. I always loved, I always loved
50:55
doggy style better because I felt that when he went to no
50:59
limit, he didn't sound like yourself, though He didn't.
51:03
He didn't. And and then I recently, a
51:06
couple years ago, I now understand why he didn't sound
51:08
like himself, because you think back during that time, it was a
51:14
lot of shit going on. Dre left death row.
51:18
And he did, too. I got killed.
51:22
Death Row put out a hit on him. So yeah.
51:26
So he had nobody. He had nobody.
51:28
So on the friend at the time he really had was Master P And you
51:34
know, I mean, the album, it was good.
51:36
Don't get me wrong, it was good, but it just didn't sound like
51:38
him. It sound like it just wasn't him
51:41
though, you know what I'm saying?
51:43
But there's some clips on that album, though.
51:44
I ain't gonna lie. It's because I got him on my
51:47
playlist. Yeah, I need to listen to that
51:52
album because, like, I when it came out, I briefly heard it and
51:59
I was just like, OK, you could tell he was hanging out with his
52:04
homies. Yeah.
52:05
With Dre, because the beat and then you go here and it's all
52:09
like, oh shit, that's a lot of bass.
52:12
God damn, that's a lot of bass. And I'm just like.
52:16
And then every other thing out of there is like, like, Oh yeah,
52:20
you could tell it's a no limit record.
52:22
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
52:25
So I got tired of all the after a while and I just like didn't
52:29
want to like fuck with him being in a death row.
52:33
I mean with no limit. And I'm just like, you know,
52:36
like, I mean, I get why you left, but still, like, and then
52:41
the whole thing with him coming back with Dre, I was like, oh,
52:44
cool. Yeah, yeah.
52:45
That's, that's, that's him. We back, we back.
52:50
The next time you see us, it might be on TikTok, maybe on a
52:52
new app, or I might even drag into a Riverside session.
52:55
But no matter what we land on, I've got something fun brewing
52:59
from next month. We're officially kicking off the
53:01
hunt for the King of Halloween candy.
53:03
Here's how it works. Drop your favorite Halloween
53:05
candy in the comments. Snickers, Reese's candy corn.
53:08
I know you said candy corn already.
53:12
Whatever your ride or die is, I'm taking all your picks,
53:15
tossing them into a big old tournament bracket.
53:17
And over the next month, we're going to bow out to crown the
53:20
one true Halloween candy champion.
53:23
Only one candy walks away with the crown.
53:25
So represent your sweet tooth and get those boats.
53:27
And trust me, it's going to get more heated in the Attitude Era
53:30
locker room. So what we're going to do is
53:33
we're going to like, we're going to do it off camera as well.
53:37
Like just mention all the candy that you like.
53:42
Everybody else mentioned their candy too.
53:44
And then we're going to do like a whole drawing.
53:47
And then when, like around October time, we're going to ask
53:53
each other which one do you prefer, Reese's or Snickers?
54:00
And we're going to do a Halloween style candy bracket
54:04
just like that until we get the Halloween night the week of
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October 31st. And just let's go and ask, find
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out who the true king of Halloween candy it really is.
54:17
We might do other stuff as well. So who knows?
54:19
So get your yeah, get your votes in.
54:22
Jane has thrown in the her bracket.
54:25
She says Nidar chocolate family Norway stuff, of course.
54:29
So she's been telling me all about that for the past month.
54:33
So I'm going to add those in there, but we have to try it as
54:36
well. So like, can you send us some
54:38
free samples? Hell no, Hell no, they're
54:44
shipping the motherfucker. That's expensive to get in
54:48
there. Yeah.
54:51
Before we get out, let's let's play some games.
54:55
Yeah. Hey, does this still exist?
54:59
See, here's how the game works. You can play along whether
55:01
you're here, live in the chat, or just listening back at home.
55:04
I'm gonna throw out 10 different items from the nights and 2000s.
55:07
It could be anything, tech gadgets, toys, snacks,
55:09
magazines, even stored. We used to hit up at the mall.
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Your job is simple. Guess if it still exists or not.
55:15
If you're live in the chat, drop your answers in real time.
55:17
If you're listening at home, just shout out and keep scoring
55:19
your head like it's your own trivia night.
55:22
After each item, I'll reveal the truth.
55:23
Whether it's still around, totally extinct, or living in
55:25
some weird half life, I'll drop a quick fun fact about it.
55:29
Think of it like trivia with a side of nostalgia at the end.
55:32
Talia, how many got right? If you're in the chat, flex your
55:35
score. If you're at home, you get
55:37
bragging rights with yourself. Either way, it's all about
55:40
reliving those memories and seeing what survived the times.
55:46
Jane says. I've tried American chocolate.
55:49
Sorry, but not doing that again. Damn, what's wrong with our
55:55
chocolate? Oh, Greg had.
56:00
Greg has this like this. Like you ain't tried this
56:02
chocolate. Is that right?
56:10
Is that right? It's all like, no comment.
56:20
I love this guy. He's fucking, that's why y'all
56:25
are, that's why y'all are my favorite people.
56:32
Oh shit, I love this fucking. I love you guys.
56:37
I love all of you in here. We're fucking.
56:39
This is this is the real family shit right here.
56:41
Yeah, yeah. That's some fake shit anyway.
56:47
Anyway, does this still exist? The Disney Store, your portal to
56:55
all, sings Disney from VHS to tape and Princess dresses to
56:59
giant pleasures you beg your parents for.
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Does it still exist or not? The Disney Store.
57:08
Yes, Sir. I think so.
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I believe it do. Yeah, believe you do.
57:16
You are absolutely right. It still exists but smaller.
57:19
Disney has closed most small stores, but you can still find
57:21
locations in Disney parks and some partner shops.
57:24
The first Disney Store opened in Glendale, CA in 1987.
57:28
The concept spread worldwide. FYE for your entertainment.
57:33
The store that sold CDs, VHS, posters, candy and everything
57:36
Hot Topic light the malls go to for music nerds.
57:40
Does it still exist or not? No, no.
57:45
Well, Sir, it does. Well, the one I have.
57:51
Not mine either. I I was like, I was surprised by
57:53
this. Like what?
57:54
Like I haven't heard of FYE in like 20 years now.
58:00
Yeah, around there, the one we had out here at the mall out
58:03
here is close like for like 5 years ago.
58:07
Yeah, same here. Yeah, FYE is still around with
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over 200 stores across the US Where door they're harder to
58:15
find. They now sell more collectibles
58:17
and snacks than music. I gotta go look for one, right?
58:24
Shamlot Music, a mall music store usually tucked next to Sam
58:27
Goody, blasting everything from Nirvana to Britney.
58:30
Does it still exist? Yes.
58:35
Yes, it doesn't exist. It was bought out and absorbed
58:39
by FYE in the early 2000s. Their loyalty card program was
58:45
called the Toontown Club. Hey, Ask Jeeves, the polite
58:52
British Butler search engine, to answer your Internet questions.
58:55
Does it still exist? Hey, Oma.
58:59
And you're absolutely right. Rebranded as ask.com in 2006,
59:04
Jeeves was retired. The site limps along.
59:07
The Jeeves is gone. Hey.
59:12
McDonald's pizza. Does that still exist?
59:16
Believe it or not, McDonald's used to serve full pizzas in the
59:19
80s and 90s. A shit gown in a way.
59:24
Only test markets in Ohio and West Virginia kept it until the
59:27
20 tens. A few franchises tried to bring
59:29
it back, but it's officially retired.
59:31
And finally, Crystal Pepsi, the clear color that looked like
59:34
Sprite but tasted like Pepsi. It's gown again.
59:38
Trust. Me.
59:39
It sort of still exists. Discontinued the 90s, but Pepsi
59:42
brings it back every few years as a nostalgia stunt.
59:46
How did you all do? Let us know in the comments.
59:48
Wait, what? Jane.
59:50
Yeah, this is all this stuff still is gone.
59:53
All right, we're going to do this one.
59:55
Reboot or leave it. I'm going to name 10 different
59:59
shows from the 90s and 2000s. We're talking sitcoms, cartoons,
1:00:02
teen drama, maybe even that one reality show you swore you never
1:00:05
watched but secretly did. Your job is simple.
1:00:07
The side of the show deserves A comeback.
1:00:09
Reboot in 2025. Or if it should be left exactly
1:00:11
where it belongs, in that nostalgic time capsule of our
1:00:14
childhood. If you're listening at home,
1:00:17
shout your answer out out loud in the car, at the gym, or just
1:00:19
argue with yourself in the kitchen while you're making
1:00:21
ramen. If you're hanging out with us in
1:00:23
the chat, drop your vote. Reboot if you think it deserves
1:00:25
new life, or leave it if you think Hollywood needs to keep
1:00:28
their hands off. After each one, I'll reveal what
1:00:30
actually happened to the show, if it's we've been rebooted
1:00:33
already, if there were plans, or maybe drop a little fun fact
1:00:35
about why it should or definitely should not come back.
1:00:39
So get ready to feel conflicted, nostalgic, maybe a little
1:00:41
triggered. Because when it comes to our
1:00:43
childhood classic, sometimes the best way to honor them is to
1:00:46
just let them live and rerun heaven.
1:00:55
The Goonies, 1985, Treasure maps, Pirates and hey you guys,
1:01:00
should I get a modern reboot or is it untouchable?
1:01:04
Actually, don't touch. I'm sad.
1:01:06
Hi, guys. Hey, Menace.
1:01:09
He said it's untouchable, but he's forcing the others feel him
1:01:16
word life. I'm gonna cry.
1:01:20
He leaves like the dude. Prepare prepare for the next few
1:01:28
months to have nothing but John Cena on your algorithm with that
1:01:34
one song in his fucking CD in his track where he's talking
1:01:40
about his old times. So it's gonna is that that's
1:01:45
going to be fucking an awesome ass time.
1:01:50
So get ready for that. All right, because I'm going to
1:01:53
be one of those people too. I'm be like, see that right
1:01:56
here. Oh, shit, I'm going to be one of
1:02:02
those people, dude, I'm just saying.
1:02:06
All right, let's continue. We have Clarissa explains it all
1:02:14
19911994 Melissa Joan Hart breaking the 4th wall before
1:02:18
Deadpool made it cool. Reboot or Gen.
1:02:23
Z, Leave it alone in neon. So I think that some nations
1:02:29
just leave alone. I don't see how they can repeat
1:02:35
you. That's true as yeah, like who
1:02:43
else could do Mills of Joan Hart but Mills of Joan Hart?
1:02:46
Unless she's a mom and she breaks the 4th wall.
1:02:49
Or something like that, yeah. Like she explains how childhood
1:02:55
trauma. Yeah.
1:02:57
There you go. Yeah, but then again, it would
1:03:00
be a show for us, not the kids. And Gen.
1:03:02
Z runs everything, so no, we're good #3 the never ending story
1:03:10
1984 flying luck, Dragons and traumatizing swamp scenes.
1:03:14
Should this get the Stranger Sings treatment or is it the
1:03:17
original magic enough? It's enough anyway, here.
1:03:22
Anyway, here it couldn't work today.
1:03:24
It really could. Oh my God.
1:03:29
It will fill. Out horses, we're good.
1:03:32
Yeah, shit. All right, next one, The Fresh
1:03:36
Prince of Bel Air in 199996. We already got a Bel Air as a
1:03:39
dramatic reboot. Do we need a second reboot or
1:03:41
leave it alone? They need to leave it alone and
1:03:44
take the the wet ass drum and shit off TV.
1:03:48
It's the last season, don't worry about it, it's all.
1:03:50
Good, I got this shit hole. I stopped watching after season
1:03:53
2 after that slap. After that slap I was just like
1:04:00
no. Maybe because they waited a
1:04:03
whole 2 years for the next season?
1:04:05
Yeah. And I just like, all right,
1:04:07
whatever, not I'm good. But it was a good, pretty good
1:04:11
show in Season 1. And then finding out that
1:04:14
Carlton was on drugs and it's like, oh, Nah, man, why?
1:04:19
Why are you going to do that to him?
1:04:22
Jane? That's another movie you need to
1:04:25
add on your list. Never Ending Story.
1:04:30
We have a scene with Jane, don't we, where we need to have her
1:04:33
add movies to the list? Yeah, we need to.
1:04:37
Yeah, you need to tell us. Have you seen these movies yet?
1:04:41
Leanna says that's when she stopped watching.
1:04:44
So no, no Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
1:04:48
No. OK, no.
1:04:49
And finally, Darkwing Duck, 1991 to 1992, the crime fighting duck
1:04:54
with major Batman parody energy. Should Disney Plus bring him
1:04:56
back? Or is it nostalgia enough?
1:04:58
I mean, the, what's it called? Duck Tales did this like give
1:05:06
out dark green duck vibe where like we should bring back?
1:05:10
If they brought back DuckTales, they should bring back dark
1:05:13
green duck also. In my opinion, no, because the
1:05:15
new DuckTales look terrible how they were drawn.
1:05:19
Like they lost it. Like they should hold.
1:05:23
If they draw them right, Yeah. If they draw them right, yeah.
1:05:26
If it's if the animation stays to the original, yes.
1:05:31
But if they don't completely redraw, hell no.
1:05:34
Exactly. Because I tried watching the old
1:05:39
Dark Duck Tales and I was just like, Oh my God, this is this is
1:05:43
from back then. I was like, wow.
1:05:45
And then the new Duck Tales. Now it's like, Nope, I'd rather
1:05:48
go back and watch the old ones. Yeah, yeah.
1:05:50
It's horrible. I couldn't keep up.
1:05:54
And they changed the entire storyline around.
1:05:57
I'm like, yeah, no, I'm good. All right, That was it.
1:06:00
That's all the games we have. That's all the stuff we're
1:06:03
talking about today. You ready to get out of here,
1:06:07
Sir? Yeah, we're.
1:06:07
Good, we good, all right? And now it's time to shut down
1:06:11
Limewire before Mom yells at you for tying up the dial up and log
1:06:15
off. AIM before you are away.
1:06:17
Message Over shares too much Dashboard Confessional angst.
1:06:21
If you ever tried carving a pumpkin with those flimsy
1:06:24
plastic knives from McDonald's Happy Meal, spent Friday nights
1:06:28
renting 13 ghost or idle hands just to scare yourself silly, or
1:06:31
swore Tony Hawk's Underground was basically therapy after a
1:06:34
long week of school, then yeah, you're in the right spot.
1:06:37
You belong here at my third place.
1:06:39
We grow older, but we never grow up.
1:06:41
Where are the kids who cashed in Pizza Hut?
1:06:44
Book at coupons like there were golden tickets.
1:06:46
Head City burn CDs labeled fall mix O3 with Good Charlotte Ja
1:06:51
Rule Michelle Branch got grounded for staying up too late
1:06:55
watching Final Destination 2 on HBO.
1:06:59
Highway to hell Log Don't don't, don't drive behind the log.
1:07:03
Don't. Do.
1:07:04
Don't do it. And so when life flashes that
1:07:08
Game Over screen, punch in the M3 cheat code and respond with
1:07:12
us next week for a fresh binder pools from the Pokey Vault.
1:07:16
Marble zombies, Chaos breakdown. Oh, I'm ready.
1:07:20
You ready? It's all four episodes in one
1:07:22
day. We might have to just do 2
1:07:27
episodes one week and two episodes the next.
1:07:30
Who knows. It's going to be all marble next
1:07:34
week I guess. So it's going to be MCU and the
1:07:36
marble zombies. Yeah.
1:07:39
And fall nostalgia crank louder than Vanessa Carlton's 1000
1:07:42
miles on your Walkman. We keep it 100.
1:07:44
Like arguing if Scream 3 was underrated.
1:07:49
Yeah, sneaking downstairs to catch Beetlejuice reruns at 2:00
1:07:54
AM and quoting Mean Girls like it dropped yesterday or on
1:07:57
October 2nd. Smash that follow button like
1:08:02
the Titantron glass shattering the Attitude Era tagger writer
1:08:05
die who can still sing every word to the Arthur theme song.
1:08:09
Drop your favorite Halloween candy in the comments because
1:08:11
the Candy Wars bracket is heating up.
1:08:14
Find us on IG, TikTok threads, Blue Sky, and yeah, we're still
1:08:17
dusting off Dailymotion. Yeah, until next time, stay
1:08:24
reckless, stay nostalgic, and never trust anyone who didn't
1:08:26
cry during Bridge to Terabithia. Jane, have you watched this
1:08:34
movie yet? Greg?
1:08:39
Thanks for tagging in, brother. To the rest of y'all vibing with
1:08:42
us, This is my third place podcast where community
1:08:44
creativity and just the right amount of VHS filter chaos
1:08:47
always collide. Bridge to Terabithia, Hon, did
1:08:53
you watch it? Have you seen it?
1:08:54
Is the do you know anything about it?
1:08:58
We cried because of a specific scene in there like you, you
1:09:03
like. I hope you watched it.
1:09:09
We ain't ending this until we see we we.
1:09:11
No, she hasn't. You too.
1:09:14
Both of you put on your list, bridge of therapy to you and
1:09:18
then come back and talk about it next week, how it's such a
1:09:21
traumatic movie. It's a kids movie too, by the
1:09:24
way, I'm evil. That's Greg.
1:09:29
Thanks for writing. Now roll in credits with the one
1:09:32
obscure gem. Empire Wreckers.
1:09:34
Damn the man. Save the empire.
1:09:39
Thanks for hanging out with me, brother.
1:09:40
I'll see you. Let's get out of here.
1:09:43
It's been awesome, man. Thanks for hanging out.
1:09:46
We'll we'll do the candy stuff next week.
1:09:49
And we'll talk about it this week, this week, later in the
1:09:54
week, and put in some all kinds of fucking candy, put it in
1:09:57
there. And then like, we'll fucking fix
1:10:00
the bracket and see which ones are going to the finals.
1:10:04
Wow, cool. And then, like, when we talk
1:10:06
about it, it's going to be like, you know, like a debate.
1:10:10
Which one's better? Uh.
1:10:12
Oh, it's going to be. It's going to be, it's going to
1:10:15
be hell. It's going to be, but it's going
1:10:17
to be better than snack wars. Oh shit, I'm going to get in
1:10:37
trouble one day. I am.
1:10:40
It's, it's just fucking awesome. This is I, I love sharing this
1:10:43
shit with you. Nice to you, Trump?
1:10:45
Never mind, I'm a shit up. Yeah, OK.
1:10:54
All right. Let's get out of here.
1:10:59
All right, brother. I'll see you next time.
1:11:01
Take it easy. Have a good night, man.
1:11:03
See you later. Take care.
1:11:04
Bye. Oh, shit.
1:11:10
This is fucking awesome.