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Sex Unlocked: Does Sex Get Better with Age? with Joan Vassos & Susan Noles · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about sex, baby. Hello, sexies. It is Lala
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  Speaker 1: Kent and my co-host, Sally Garson. Two sexy ladies who
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  Speaker 1: are all about speaking their minds, talking about sex, because
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  Speaker 1: sex never fucking ages, my loves. Let me tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: We need it. We want it. We need to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. I have Joan Vasos and Susan Knowles, welcome, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for having us. No wonder you're excited. Sex
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  Speaker 3: excites you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It should be exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if it doesn't, it should.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Right? It should be an exciting subject. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Like, the moment anybody gets, like, They like retreat when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to sex talk. I'm like, we're not going
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  Speaker 1: to get along because it's just a part of like
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  Speaker 1: women's health. So maybe that is more stomachable when I
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  Speaker 1: tell you it's a part of women's health.
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  Speaker 2: It's a necessity.
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  Speaker 1: It is. And I feel like you always need it.
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  Speaker 3: You do. Right?
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  Speaker 4: I've never understood like asexual people.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, I know it's a thing.
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  Speaker 3: It is a thing.
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  Speaker 2: It is a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they have, like, lack of hormone or
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  Speaker 3: something that, like, a chemical that's supposed to, like, generate
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  Speaker 3: that feeling they don't have or something. I don't get
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  Speaker 3: it either. Because it's also just about, like, you know, orgasm.
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  Speaker 3: It's about, like, closeness and touching and, like, connection.
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  Speaker 4: Intimacy.
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  Speaker 3: And they're missing that. And that's, like, a big thing
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  Speaker 3: to miss. Can you imagine having life without all of that?
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't because I have gone through periods of
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  Speaker 1: time where I'm like, I'm in my head and I
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  Speaker 1: literally have taken like massive breaks from intimacy. And then
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  Speaker 1: I ripped the bandaid off and then I turn into
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  Speaker 1: a big hoe.
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  Speaker 3: And then it's go time.
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  Speaker 4: I relate to that so much. I do the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, and then once you like unlock it once,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I need it every day.
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  Speaker 3: What was I doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got to make up.
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  Speaker 2: They could just kiss us. I wouldn't need a man.
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  Speaker 3: You just knew how to kiss, right? It starts.
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  Speaker 1: And I was talking to a sex therapist on another
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  Speaker 1: podcast that I have. And he was talking about how
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  Speaker 1: foreplay starts before the physical touch even happens.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I totally agree. Yeah, it does.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Some men do not get it.
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  Speaker 1: Just like the little playfulness, like let's say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the tease in the morning, like maybe a little grab
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  Speaker 1: of the ass.
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  Speaker 3: Even like the talk, like the banter, like the flirting,
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  Speaker 3: like the little like, oh, you look good, like whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Like it can be the littlest things that can be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this is going to be a good day.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a good day. So you both
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  Speaker 1: were on The Golden Bachelor. Same season?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's how we met. Yeah. The first season. The first season.
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  Speaker 3: We were in the same limo.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: So you're in Llewyn Luth with other people, and they
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  Speaker 3: kind of become your buds. Second to last and last
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  Speaker 3: to get out. Yeah, the last two to get out
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  Speaker 3: of the limo.
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  Speaker 6: We didn't see any other people do their thing.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and you guys have such a cute bond now.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell why you two are friends.
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  Speaker 2: We do.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I know. Well, she's like the most outgoing
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  Speaker 3: person in the world. And I was so nervous when
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  Speaker 3: I went on the show that I was going to
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  Speaker 3: embarrass myself. I was like, I weighed like a hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 3: And I was so nervous that I like stayed in
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  Speaker 3: the background for, I was only there for a week.
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  Speaker 3: I self-eliminated, but I stayed in the background for so long.
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  Speaker 3: And you were like out there, you were on air.
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  Speaker 3: She got so much time. And you were just being you,
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  Speaker 3: but like, I'm like, I want to be her, but
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  Speaker 3: I can't be because I'm just shy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay so you are more of the shy one and
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be so intimidating to be in a
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  Speaker 1: group full of women who are all i guess the
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  Speaker 1: goal is to get the attention of one man do
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  Speaker 1: you say his name gary or jerry gary it's.
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  Speaker 3: Gary yeah it is it's spelled like jerry but it's
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  Speaker 3: not it's gary it's gary.
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  Speaker 1: Were you guys attract when you first saw him were
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  Speaker 1: you attracted to him.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he had great eyes. He was a nice height.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think I was going to be. So we
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  Speaker 3: saw him on TV when he was announced. So I
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  Speaker 3: actually was like, I don't think I'm going to do this.
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  Speaker 3: He looks old for me. He was, I was the
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  Speaker 3: youngest on the show and he was like 12 years
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  Speaker 3: older than me. And I thought he's too old for me. And,
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  Speaker 3: but I, but then I kind of talked myself into it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I should give it a chance. And
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  Speaker 3: this is like a really cool experience. And when I
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  Speaker 3: got on the limo and walked up to him, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, okay, he's pretty handsome. He actually is good looking.
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  Speaker 3: He's very tall. I think he's handsome.
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  Speaker 2: He's in good shape.
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  Speaker 3: To get to know him. Like really pretty eyes. He's
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  Speaker 3: very kind. He's very easy to talk to. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like you could have worked up an attraction
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  Speaker 3: to him, I think. You could have worked up an attraction.
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  Speaker 4: Now, how is his personality?
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  Speaker 3: It's very hard to really get to know somebody on
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  Speaker 3: the show because you're like, there's cameras everywhere and people
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  Speaker 3: aren't being 100% themselves. I am still very good friends
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  Speaker 3: with him. Like I still speak to him. So we
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  Speaker 3: are friends.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he, I mean, I knew he wasn't
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  Speaker 3: my guy, but like just, you know, there were, There
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  Speaker 3: was no red flags. He wasn't like a nice person.
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  Speaker 3: He was very, very kind. He did a very good
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  Speaker 3: job of being the first ever Golden Bachelor and like
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  Speaker 3: kind of navigating that world. He was the first ever.
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  Speaker 3: And he did a really good job of doing it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and he found love. It just didn't last.
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  Speaker 3: No offense to.
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  Speaker 6: A Midwesterner, but he is a Midwesterner.
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  Speaker 2: And being from the East Coast, we like strong characters. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Midwestern people are a little more subdued. Yeah. We like
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  Speaker 3: a little swagger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, swagger is such a fucking panty dropper.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that right? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, even like perversion and arrogance is okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay.
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  Speaker 3: To a point.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. But cross the line and you're narcissistic.
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  Speaker 3: Or you're an asshole.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You turn to an asshole.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a fine line.
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  Speaker 1: It is a fine line. And you don't realize that
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  Speaker 1: it's not swagger and it's narcissism.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: After you have a baby with a person. Until it's
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  Speaker 1: too late. Until it's too late. Sounds familiar.
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  Speaker 6: You know, someone just recently made this statement to me.
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  Speaker 6: At my age looking, if you pick a seven or up,
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  Speaker 6: you've already lost the battle.
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  Speaker 3: No. Really? And it made some sense to me.
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  Speaker 6: Because I was always after the eye kid. Who attracts me?
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  Speaker 4: Totally.
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  Speaker 6: First thing I see is your look and your shape
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  Speaker 6: or your, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's true.
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  Speaker 6: I met so many people in my life that I
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  Speaker 6: didn't date, but I would have never looked at them,
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  Speaker 6: and they had the best personality.
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  Speaker 3: They made me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: And after sitting with them for such an amount of time,
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I.
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  Speaker 3: Could actually date this guy.
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  Speaker 1: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: And he's nothing like my visual type. I need banter.
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  Speaker 3: The weirdest quality is I need somebody who's quick. If
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  Speaker 3: you could see.
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  Speaker 4: The last three guys in my life, you would be
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  Speaker 4: from the outside. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You'd be like, what the fuck? Then you're smarter than I, right?
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  Speaker 3: But that's not reality. You're smarter because you went with... Well,
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  Speaker 3: they all were still assholes, but.
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  Speaker 1: See, but that's the hard thing is I, with my
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  Speaker 1: ex who I have a baby with, I was drunk
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  Speaker 1: the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: In your own defense.
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  Speaker 1: You look at him and you're like.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? And I'm like, but he's nice.
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  Speaker 1: And he turned out to be the worst. So now
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no. Now you better be stepping
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  Speaker 1: in here with the biggest dick I've ever seen. You
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  Speaker 1: better be hung like an elephant.
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  Speaker 3: It needs to work.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to work.
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  Speaker 3: It needs to work.
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  Speaker 1: 6'3, smooth skin, pretty eyes, like the whole thing. I've
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  Speaker 1: done enough charity fucking in my life.
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  Speaker 3: I love a short king.
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  Speaker 4: I love a short king because they have confidence. The
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  Speaker 4: best sex I've ever had has always been with a
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  Speaker 4: short king.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right? Really?
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  Speaker 4: I've had a couple tall men in my life and
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  Speaker 4: it just was not doing it for me.
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  Speaker 3: Not your thing. So you like shorter, not great looking guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You just made the day of about two million men.
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  Speaker 3: You are going to be so busy, girl. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to have to hire somebody. They got to
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  Speaker 3: have a good personality. That is so great. But they
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  Speaker 3: always have the biggest dicks, too.
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  Speaker 1: The Short Kings?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Where the fuck am I?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not saying you're the short man, but I might
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  Speaker 6: just open that chapter.
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  Speaker 3: How tall are you?
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  Speaker 2: I've shrunk.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all are missing out. I'm just about 5'6 now. I
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  Speaker 3: was a lot taller.
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  Speaker 1: See, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: But then you put a shoe on. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You look taller than.
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  Speaker 2: Me for some reason.
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  Speaker 3: You look taller because I'm taller than you and I
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  Speaker 3: always think you're taller than me.
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  Speaker 1: You walk in with this energy of... But you and
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  Speaker 1: I were bonding over the fact that you and I
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  Speaker 1: both have big dick energy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I seem to attract these men who... It's hard
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  Speaker 1: for me with them to tap into my female energy.
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  Speaker 1: does this ever well you just want to control.
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  Speaker 7: It you want to fix it you want to that's
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  Speaker 7: that's a serious thing because it is serious so madison
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  Speaker 7: lacroix was the same way and she was like i
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  Speaker 7: didn't even know that i had this like big feminine
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  Speaker 7: side of me that i could let go of when
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  Speaker 7: i found my person and when she found bread yeah
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  Speaker 7: she was.
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  Speaker 4: Like i was able to be like Girlie. Girlie and feminine.
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't have to worry about stuff. And I
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  Speaker 4: used to always be the man in relationships.
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  Speaker 3: Until I opened my mouth.
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  Speaker 4: I feel that so much because I've always wanted control.
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  Speaker 4: And I want to be the one making the decisions.
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  Speaker 4: I want to be the man. You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I think it hurts. Me in the end.
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  Speaker 2: When I come back, I'm coming back with a big
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  Speaker 2: dick and attitude.
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  Speaker 1: You're not done with life? There's more to learn for you.
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  Speaker 3: My next life. Your next life. You're in early stages
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  Speaker 3: of development. I'm telling you. I don't know if I
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  Speaker 3: have big dick energy, but I think that they, like
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  Speaker 3: as you age, and you'll get this, like you get
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  Speaker 3: a self-confidence that like even you might have the big dick,
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  Speaker 3: they just, you don't show it as much because you,
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  Speaker 3: so the feminine side comes out a little bit more, but-
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  Speaker 3: Like self-confidence is a big. um key word is self-confidence
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  Speaker 3: it is it really is so big dick energy sometimes
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  Speaker 3: it's like i'm just sometimes like it's what i want
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  Speaker 3: to be so like a lot of men try to
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  Speaker 3: look like they have big dick energy and they really
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  Speaker 3: don't yeah eventually you'll figure it out like confidence is
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  Speaker 3: like a guy that's accomplished some things and lived a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of life and actually maybe has had some adversity,
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  Speaker 3: those are the guys you should look for. Those are
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  Speaker 3: the ones that have big dick energy that they deserve,
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  Speaker 3: not that they're pretending.
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  Speaker 1: Right, like they have the grit that comes from experience.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I relate to that. And the thing that I love
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  Speaker 1: about this conversation is, do you mind me asking your guys' age?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind at all. 69, baby.
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  Speaker 1: You look fucking crazy. Isn't she crazy?
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  Speaker 2: This is the year. It's got to happen this year.
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  Speaker 2: It's all changed, though. When I was young, I thought 60, oh,
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  Speaker 2: they're old.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We've got to have a big birthday party for you.
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  Speaker 3: And how old are you?
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  Speaker 4: 63.
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  Speaker 1: You guys look amazing. And I don't mean that when
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  Speaker 1: you tell someone your age and they're like, you look amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, well, should I look like shit? No, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what I mean. But I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: Compared to most 69-year-olds or 63-year-olds. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And depending on where you are, you know? And some people,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, you know, I just don't really care who
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  Speaker 1: am I trying to impress. I... I want to impress.
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  Speaker 3: I impress my mirror.
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  Speaker 1: I want to look good.
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  Speaker 6: I want to feel good before I do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's about me. I don't care what you guys think. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I do care what you two think because you're so pretty.
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  Speaker 1: But it's for you. I know.
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  Speaker 3: It's for me. And it's maybe for other women. We
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  Speaker 3: like to see, what are you wearing? What kind of
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  Speaker 3: makeup are you using?
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: And a stranger. I'll go up to somebody and say,
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  Speaker 3: Perfect outfit. You do that so, she's so nice about that.
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  Speaker 4: That makes someone's day.
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  Speaker 3: They do. You were saying that to me when you
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  Speaker 3: kept going up to people, like we were looking at
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  Speaker 3: cowboy hats last night at Bottle Rock, and she kept
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  Speaker 3: going up to people that had cowboy hats that she liked.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, you look so good in that hat. She's
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  Speaker 3: so nice about it. Complimenting people. I say what I think.
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  Speaker 4: And compliments coming from a woman to a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And a stranger. Like they saw you from like in
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  Speaker 3: the crowd. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I said it to a man too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you did.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he looked good in that hat.
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  Speaker 1: He should know.
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  Speaker 2: That was made for you. He should know.
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  Speaker 3: It's not flirting.
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  Speaker 2: It's not. There's no motive behind it.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I speak it. It's funny because we get such like
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  Speaker 3: negative energy in our DMs and our social media.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And when somebody says something nice to me in social media,
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  Speaker 3: I always like, you made my day. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Because like I had like 12 before you told me
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  Speaker 3: like my shirt, like my skirt was too short and
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  Speaker 3: like you have too much Botox and like your hair,
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  Speaker 3: your extensions are bad. Radio music festival.
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  Speaker 2: We both had short something on and.
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  Speaker 3: We had the cutest outfits on.
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  Speaker 1: They're the angry ones that can't wear the shorts.
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  Speaker 3: They can. I mean, we had these cute little like
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  Speaker 3: rompers on and I had toes and They were so cute.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to show it to you in my pictures. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: we looked good. It was adorable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking, baby.
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  Speaker 3: And they were so mean to us.
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  Speaker 2: They were very mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. And that's the hard thing, though, is that
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  Speaker 1: we talk about... No matter what age, being a woman
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  Speaker 1: is so freaking hard.
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  Speaker 3: So hard.
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  Speaker 2: We're the strongest human beings on earth.
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  Speaker 1: But we also, and by the way, I'm guilty of this,
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  Speaker 1: of tearing each other down to the fucking studs.
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  Speaker 3: Or yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, we were just talking about this.
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  Speaker 3: We're the worst enemy. Me too.
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  Speaker 2: It's awful.
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  Speaker 1: Like by the time I've gone through the self-loathing period,
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  Speaker 1: which happens like every other month, usually during my period. Right.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like I have been beaten up.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: So I can't even look at the comment section because
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I just can't add to it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: There's sometimes like I end up like, I just crawl
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: in bed and like, I can't do a whole day.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just can't do today.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Just call it.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Menopause. Yeah.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Things change. That was our message, especially mine coming off
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: Women over 60, it's not over. Not everybody's going to
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: end up on TV, but you have lived a life.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: You've raised your kids. You've had ups, downs, heartbreaks. That's
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: who made up who we are. And at this point,
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: You do you, babe.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: You want to have trash to say about me or
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: somebody I love, I'm going to speak right back at you.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: You're so good at that.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: I don't like people offending, and even strangers.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: What's your sign? Be kind, be kind.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Pisces.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love a Pisces.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: You're nice.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: You're so nice. What's your sign? Capricorn. Capricorn. I love
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: a Capricorn.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about signs.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: I know a lot.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: What are you guys?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a Virgo.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: I'm an Aquarius.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're my kid. Oh, so you're a February?
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, February.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: January.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: End of January.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Does the flirting change as time goes on?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe a lack of.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Is it a different?
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not good at it.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: And I love flirting. I love a guy flirting back.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: You also flirt in the same way that you used to.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: With who? Anybody.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: That's the problem.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: It's the men.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: The men are the problem.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: They suck.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: There's nobody out there.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: They suck.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: They don't know how to flirt. They don't know how
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: to flirt. And they don't care about it. They're like
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: tired or something. I don't know. Tired?
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: And I make people laugh like the young guys. Too
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: young to date. If you're younger than my kids, there's
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with that. So let's talk about that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I go younger.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: What is the age range? Lowest to oldest?
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: 55.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: 55 is the youngest. The youngest.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: 55.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I'd do 53 if it was really good.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: The right thing.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to be able to have things in
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: common like music. Okay.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: That we both like the same. When you do two...
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: much space and age.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: You don't relate to the same things. Totally. And I'm
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: not here to teach anybody.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think mine's like a necessary number. I
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: think it's more of like where you are in your life. Like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I don't want to raise anybody else's kids. I have
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: four of my own. I have grandkids.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Raise your kids. So if you have a 12-year-old, I mean, there's...
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: 55-year-old guys that have 12-year-olds.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I know. Because they're out here just freaking shooting sperm
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: every which way.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's insane.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Wrap it up, buddy!
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, the guys need to wrap it up. The
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: guys need to.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Wrap it up.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: And they all want kids, and they're all.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Old.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: They're old. They're fucking old. Yeah, and I don't want
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: men our age looking at you.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: But if a woman goes with a younger man, there's
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: so much to be said.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: That part I have a really big freaking problem with.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I have a really big freaking problem with the women.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: In my comment section, when I talk about I'm hanging
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: out or sleeping with a 25-year-old, oh, 10 years. And
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: then they also, on the flip side, give me shit
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: for dating 20 years older and having a baby.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Don't project that onto him.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking weirdo.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Not me.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: But I do have a problem with that. So yours
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: is about energy. You got to have the vibe.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: You got to get a good vibe. And I don't
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: want to raise your kids.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to raise your kids. That's totally fair.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: No, no. I did it. I've done it. I'm tired.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. And you know what? That's what's so beautiful
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: about this. stage of life and i i watched this
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: with heather gay she's on real housewives of salt lake
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: yes i know who she is and she had no
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: she's amazing i love how she's unfiltered and she says
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the things that most people would go and everybody loves
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: her right and she was like i'm thrilled that my
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: kids are out of the house and this chapter is
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: over and i can live my life and i was
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like you know what What a beautiful thing to be
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: able to say.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Admit it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that you don't.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Love your children. It's not a bad thing. People look
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: at it like a nice positive.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Did your job. They're off on their own. And I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: think you realize that when you become a mom. Because
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm a single mother, but I'm also a
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: single mother by choice. So my first baby, I had
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the old-fashioned way. Second baby, I wanted her so badly
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: that I got a sperm donor.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: But I'm in it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Now where my dating life I can't have the one
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: night stands. And by the way, that's not because I
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: don't want to. It's just like, I can't.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You can't have a responsibility. There's babies that are waiting
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: for you. And you don't want to teach them that
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: that's okay.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yes. They're young.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: They're itty bitties.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: They're itty bitties. But there's going to be a time.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: My oldest is five. My youngest is a year and
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: a half. There will be a point in time where
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to be able to say I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: did my job and they go off. And it's just
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: so amazing that the both of you are absolutely out
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: here being exactly who you are dating because you show
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: that there's no timeline on finding your person, going out
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: and dating.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: This is the best time. I have to tell you, honestly,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you come into this chapter and you have self-confidence because
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: you've lived life. You've done shit. You guys have done stuff. Um, and,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: and you guys still have a ways to go, but
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: you already have some good stuff under your belt. You've
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: done like some brave stuff, right?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, Jen. When we were their age, we weren't
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I know. I love that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: What were you guys doing?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: The times were different.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I was having, I was having, in what way?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Like, how old are you? I'm sorry.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I'm 31. Okay.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I'm 35.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: In my 30s, I was just starting to be okay
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: with who I was. I had kids, though, so I
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: had four kids by the time I was 33.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Wow. Four by 33.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Married?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Married?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my husband died, so that's how
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I ended up single, not by divorce. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: he had pancreatic cancer. So we worked together for 32 years.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: So we have a little bit of a different story.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: But she has an ex-husband, but they have a great relationship.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: But you come through life, and you get some shit happen.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: So not even just losing a husband, just living. You're
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: in trouble with your kids or with aging parents, all
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: those things. You'll see all that. And you come into
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: this with self-confidence, and you've done some stuff in your life,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: and you know who you are. and you have time, suddenly,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: because now you're not raising your kids. Um, you might
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: have aging parents, but they're not full time. You're not trying,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: making sure they're fed or whatever. Um, and you have resources.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: If you've done a good job, you have a little
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: bit of money.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Totally.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: And, or you have a lot of money if you've
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: done a really good job and you get to do
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: stuff like this. And if you have planned it right,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: you have the things you never had before. You have self-confidence,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: you have time and you have money.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I love every single thing that you just said.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: That's great. It's the truth.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: And the younger generation should hear it now.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I think so, too.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: And start living life. Don't go through life scared and conservative.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I did that a little bit. I'm a born nerd.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I was a computer science major in college, and I
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: wrote code. So I was a born nerd, and it
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: took me a long time to come out of my shell.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Look at her now. Until I was like 60. Honestly,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: literally 60. That's great. And it has opened up so
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: many doors. So don't wait so long. Don't do what
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I did. Anybody listening to this, don't be like what
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: you think you are in your head. Be something different.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Like challenge yourself to do something like brave. Be scared.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Be scared every day. Yeah. I like that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I needed you to say everything that you just said,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was great.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think you should be scared, though.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: No. What do you be scared? I was. See, you
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: are like a naturally extroverted.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Some people are scared to live out loud.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. And just be themselves.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: And like authentically themselves.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I just say, Ella, unfiltered, of course, unapologetically Susan.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: But what I say, people are in shock, but they're
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: thinking the same damn thing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You just don't have the guts or balls to say it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Right, the shocking part.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Trust me. Yeah, the shocking part.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Because you say shocking things.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I just let it all fly.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: And I'm a closeted nerd.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I love that. Because I like, behind closed doors, I
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: am gaming on my Xbox, talking to people on my headset.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You're like every man's fucking dream.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: You are.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Short kings. Short kings. Come on, all the short kings.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, who wants to play Xbox?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: That outspoken then finds you intimidating. That's what it is.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Unapproachable.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Because you are softer and more quiet, you be approached
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: a lot more than when you.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Get loud mouthed.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: And then if you do talk to me, they're like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: you're so easy to talk to.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: But they know one wrong move and I'm off with
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: your fucking head.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It's a thing in Charleston.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: People are scared of me.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Apparently well I think it's weird in the south like
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you were saying you need someone who the midwest can't
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: handle you east coast like I think the southern yeah
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: because they've been taught that they got to be buttoned
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: up right.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Exactly and I get you know someone said they were
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: scared of me the other day and my best friend
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: was sitting right there and she was like what are
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: you scared of sally And he was like, well, I mean,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: just like, I don't know what's going to come.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Out of her mouth. And Riley was like, well, it's
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: always going to be the truth.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You should be more concerned about what's going in your mouth.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: You are the best person. You're the people I gravitate
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: to because I'd rather just let you tell me what
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: you think.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: And then we'll move on. Exactly.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I'd rather be honest.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Very much. People who are shocked by it is not that,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I can't believe she would say that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, I can't believe that she would say what
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all of us are thinking.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Out loud.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: No one admits to that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody would admit to that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Speaking of being unfiltered and not worried about what's coming
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth or going into it. Can we
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: talk about sex?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why we're here, aren't we?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Let's see if there's any differences.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Compare notes.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly. Go-to sex position. Come on, Suze, I know you.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I have four children.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Guys, turn your device off right now.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: This is not for you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: You cannot hear what I'm about to hear, what your
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: mother is about to say.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Tell me, tell me.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, just in general. They don't want to hear
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: any of this. You first. Me first? Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends if other things are involved. Oh, are
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: we a toy-like group?
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: If I have a womanizer doing the front, I like
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: to be bent over.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I like that. Taken from some areas in the back.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: But only if that's involved.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because we have the clit, which a lot
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: of men don't understand.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: But 69 might be my most favorite to.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Get things started. 69?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: You would think a man can like research or chat
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: TVT the clit by now.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on. The men, it's just not that
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: hard to find. Like literally just look at a freaking picture.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: I know, but they can't do two things at one
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: time unless they're comfortable with another device. Like I've had
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: people that are not comfortable. It was intimidating to them.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: That's really a problem.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You can't do it all.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And the men who are like a vibrator, for me,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, let me put it on your balls. You'll
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like it, I promise.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: The lowest setting.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Just sit back.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Cover your eyes. You'll be all right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You'll be okay.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Joan, you're not telling us your favorite position?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Because I'm so boring. I like a guy on top.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: You know, I.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like a guy on top, too. It's one of my
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: most favorite, but I like my legs over his shoulders.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So fun. They kind of bend me in half like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a taco. That's fun.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Or if they're standing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And you're lying, and they hold your legs up. Oh, my.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you need the bed right.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: You have to have the bed right. That's what I say.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Or be, like, on a table. My bed's really hot.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Do you all think sex has gotten better? As you've
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: gotten older?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Like, less, I'm less shy about stuff now. Like, I'm
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: more likely to tell them what I like.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: As opposed to before I wasn't. I would be like, whatever.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Because you felt like it was, like, an insult if
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you were to tell them, like, that's not working.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Or, like, I felt like. Did you say move to
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: the left? Yeah, like, yeah. You're not getting this.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Like, don't stop that or stop that.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You're wasting your time. Yeah. My center might be a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: little bit different.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: It's hard to seek up during sex it is a
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: little bit right yeah it gets easier it's.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: A new partner but if you're comfortable in a relationship you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: But then you think oh did i wait too late
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: to tell him so then because you're thinking you kind
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: of have to do it a little bit all the
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: time i know you don't like it this is yeah
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: like when did you stop liking it or did you
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: ever like it exactly yeah i know so you have
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: to kind of say it a little earlier i do
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: want to know what if.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Why do you look at me?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: She's going to tell you.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: She'll kick us off.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: I need to know what a 6C or like a
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: dick looks like.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Is it like the same?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Some of them are amazing. My last few were.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Wow. They look very, I mean, when they're hard, they
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: look the same. That's true.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: So it's just the same.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: It's the same now. They don't get wrinklier.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: They don't get old.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: They don't get gray hair. Sometimes they don't work. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: it's like it looks completely normal when they're hard. And
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: they don't get up and go to the closet and
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: get their bag of toys. Like, I love that guy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good news.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is, right? Hell yeah. I know, I know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: So the balls don't get weird?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Uh-uh.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Everything looks the same. Apparently it doesn't age.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Everything else on you ages, but I think that dicks
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: stay kind of the same. Balls don't age? I feel
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: like balls would get wrinkly and weird.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They are wrinkly and weird. They're just wrinkly.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: I'm like, whose balls?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: We need short guys. Apparently they're not wrinkly and weird guys.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Wait, do you guys check out their hands or their feet?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I never do that. I don't think that's true.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: It is true. In my life, it's been true.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: In my experience, they had really small hands.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: And really big dick?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Big dick. Tiny dick.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're proving it. I have to have a
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: man with a big dick because I have really long fingers,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: so I can dwarf you pretty quickly.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, seriously, you do?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Like the longest fingers. So if you're working with something
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: average or low.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: You're like poking yourself in the.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't love this.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I get a black and blue.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: There's nothing to go on.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I go like this.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Do you like your finger job okay i can't use
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: all in oh this one's gnarly oh geez what is
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: it spit or you're.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Saying that oh oh i know that's how full the
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: load is i know sometimes sometimes it's foul i always
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: spit okay you're a spitter oh.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Absolutely I'm a little bit of a gargler and a spitter.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Are you? Oh, you take it all in.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I used to swallow and then take a shot of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: vodka when I was a drinker. Yeah, I would do that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: In the bed? Like, you're going to get up, excuse me,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: let me go get my shot. See, I feel like
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: you taste it all day.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: If you're spitting it out, like, I feel like that
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: gets like, you're trying to get.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It, like, I'm like, I'm taking it down. Yep. And
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: just being done. Yeah. Get rid of it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Get rid of it. Mm-hmm.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It depends on the vibe.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It's overload. It goes everywhere.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Like, and then it's... And then sometimes if I, like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: really am not in the mood to, like, if I'm, like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: nauseous or, like, I just really can't.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Because, you know, those days, like, sometimes I can't take
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: a shot. Like, because I just... Something's weird. But.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: I'll like make it him thing.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Right to the very edge. And then I'm like, do
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: you want.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: To finish on my face?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: On my face.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: On my back.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: And then they get excited about it. And I'm like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I just stick them in my mouth. You know, I
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: just do a washcloth. Trick you into thinking I was crazy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Good for your skin.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: And they believed it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a little moisturizer, maybe dry out a pencil.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I've never done that. I don't know.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, it really is interesting.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Good hint, though.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Thank you. You're teaching me stuff. I mean, they get
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: like excited. Oh, I bet. And then in my head,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just. I just totally manipulated you. And
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: you see how we're talking right now, how fun, we're laughing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It's so fun.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Men, do they do this?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: No.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Do they talk about it? I blew my load on
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: her face.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Sick.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, their woman likes to be pleased. That's what they
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: need to do. Compare notes and they'll get it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Compare notes. And every vagina is different. Okay?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And yet the same.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: And some people have orgasm from intercourse.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't either.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: That has to be clitoris.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: A lot of people can have multiple orgasms just with
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: intercourse with nothing else.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No, I got to have the work being done.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: You got to be able to like somehow have six arms.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Well, which is why on top is better because sometimes
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: they can get.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: The top is the greatest because like you said, it's inside.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The rubbing is happening.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, see, I can do it on the outside.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Out.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, underneath, too.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Like, on bottom.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: That's the guy that I came five times with in
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: one night. I was on bottom.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: For the majority of it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: That's a man who knows what he's doing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: That is a man. Absolutely.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing. Because that has only
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: happened to me. They should clone him.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: They should clone him.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: With the amount of men.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I've been with. Well, y'all do know who it is.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: If we said his name, everyone would lose their fucking minds.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, we won't.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: But by the way, I've slept with a hefty amount
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of men. And I'm okay to say that. Like, I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: had my fun. So when I'm locked down, like, you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: know I'm not going to cheat because I've, like, been
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: in these streets.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I have only had two dudes make me cum when
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm on bottom.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Two is like nothing. I have never experienced what I experienced.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Good for you.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Out of body experience.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: I didn't know you could have multiples until I was
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: in my 50s and after my marriage.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, I could go all night.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: The band-aid's been ripped off. The experience happens. What age
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: did you lose your virginity?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: 16.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: 16?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: 19. Wow, okay.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I was a big nerd. I told you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but 19, that's still.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in college.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great age. I was 17.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: 16.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: If you told me you were like 25, I'd be like, oh, wow.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: What celeb do you think about when you masturbate?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Wow. I'm not telling. Do you all watch porn?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Great. Can you give us an age range?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: You're not going to tell?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter the age.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You don't have to say it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Women, they don't think of a man.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: We just talked about it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's very sexual to think of a woman.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, same.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: You guys, this is a normal thing. I think when
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I masturbate, I have to watch lesbian porn or think
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: of a woman.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I don't watch porn, but I talk to it. By myself.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You're like, right there, baby girl.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now you're going to do this. Oh, my God.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: My fans will never be the same. That's hilarious. We're
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: going to die. That's hilarious.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I love leaving it on that note. You two were
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the most fantastic first guests I've ever had on any
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: podcast ever. That I have. We will come back.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: For every anniversary. Done. See you next year.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Look, even my hoop is jumping out.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: That was a great day. We'd be dangerous together.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: We're going out, just so you know.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: All of us. All right, my loves. Thank you guys
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: for listening to another episode of Sex Unlocked.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: We'll catch you guys next week. Love you guys.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Bye.