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- Dana: 4 dozen. That's what the invitation said. 4 dozen cookies, homemade, one recipe, with a card, by the second Saturday in December. And I want them to shimmer, and I do not want to buy 3 jars to do it. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Cookie-exchange season starts in the group chat in October, so: how much edible glitter do you need for a Christmas cookie exchange, and which jar? Dana: Because last year I bought the big one and I still have most of it. Margaux: Here's the answer up front. The 7 gram jar, almost always — and the number that decides it is in the invitation, not on the jar. A hosting guide I read lays out the standard format: 8 to 12 people, each bringing 36 to 48 cookies, homemade not store-bought, with allergen information on the recipe card. So you are glittering 3 to 4 dozen of one cookie, one time. That is a 7 gram job. The 7 gram luster dust is $9.99, about $1.43 a gram. The 15 gram is $14.99, about $1.00 a gram — a better rate and the wrong jar, unless shimmer is going on more than this one swap between now and New Year's. Dana: The rate is better. You just said so. $5 more for more than double the glitter. That's not a hard decision, that's arithmetic. Margaux: It's arithmetic with a second line you're skipping — let's do the division properly. Yes: $1.00 a gram beats $1.43 a gram. But you told me you still have most of last year's jar. The real cost isn't the rate, it's the unfinished jar. Half a 15 gram jar is about $7.50 of product sitting in a cupboard. Buy the 7 gram, finish the 7 gram, and your price per gram used is $1.43. Buy the 15 gram, use 4 grams of it, and your price per gram used is whatever you paid divided by 4 — which is not $1.00. Dana: Fine. Say the whole board, because I know you want to. Margaux: The board at standard prices: 7 gram luster dust, $9.99, about $1.43 a gram. 15 gram, $14.99, about $1.00. The 10 gram flake glitter, $14.99, about $1.50 a gram. And the 12-color gift box, 12 jars of 7 grams, $59.99 — about $0.71 a gram, the cheapest rate on the board and the one that only makes sense for a household that bakes from Thanksgiving to New Year's and wants every color. For 1 swap, 1 cookie, 1 color: 7 gram. Dana: Now how much goes on 4 dozen cookies? Give me a per-cookie number. Margaux: I can't, and I'd be inventing one if I did. The only serving figure on the jar is 0.1 grams, and that is a drinks number — a pinch in a glass. A cookie isn't a glass, and nobody has published a per-cookie dose. So do what a bakery would do: dust the first dozen from a small dish, look at what's left in the dish, and multiply by 3 or 4. That's your number, and it's better than mine because it's your icing, your cookie size and your hand. Dana: And when? Because I'm baking on Thursday, icing on Friday, and the swap is Saturday. Margaux: Friday, and not a minute after the icing goes on. Glitter holds to icing that is still wet and glossy; once the icing sets, it sets around the glitter and locks it in. Glitter on a cookie whose icing dried an hour ago is a different, worse job — one decorating guide says glitter sprayed onto a fully dried cookie is very likely to wipe away. So the line is: pipe, flood, dust, next cookie. If you flood 12 at a time, dust in the same order you flooded, so each one is dusted at roughly the same wetness. Dana: And if I forget a tray and find them dry on Saturday morning? Margaux: Then the rescue for royal icing is high-proof alcohol, brushed thin, never water — water pits royal icing — and honestly, on swap morning, I'd rather you sent 4 dozen plain cookies than 4 dozen pitted ones. Dana: My round, and I didn't expect it to be about paperwork. The guide says allergen information goes on the recipe card. So if I put shimmer on the cookie, the card has to say what the shimmer is. And I can't write "edible glitter" on a recipe card — that's a category, not an ingredient. The lady across the table with the nut allergy and the very direct questions is going to want to know what's in it. Margaux: That's the round you win, and it's the best reason to buy a jar with a real ingredient list on it. Copy the label. The federal advisory on decorative products says companies that make edible glitters and dusts are required by law to include a list of ingredients on the label — so it's there to copy, and the color additives will be named. Write them on the card exactly as the jar writes them: the mineral pigment, and any dye listed by name. If the jar you're holding has no ingredient list, that's not a jar for a cookie that goes on someone else's plate. That advisory says a label that only says "non-toxic" or "for decorative purposes only" with no ingredients should not be used directly on food. The recipe card is where your swap finds out which kind you bought. Dana: So the card is the test. Margaux: The card is the test. If you can't fill it in from the jar, the jar fails the swap before the cookie does. Dana: Which color? Margaux: One, and pick it against the icing, not against Christmas. Shimmer reads on contrast: red or green flake on white icing, gold on a pale glaze. On a chocolate-iced cookie, white or silver — same-on-same is the December miss we've talked about before. And the buying data says most December tables end up with red and green in them anyway: in the fourth quarter last year, red and green became each other's most common add-on in our own baskets. Dana: Who should skip it? Margaux: 3 skips. If your swap cookie has no icing — a shortbread, a snickerdoodle, a biscotti — skip it; there's nothing wet to hold it, and dusting a bare cookie is money on the tablecloth. If you're bringing bars or brownies, which the guide says is allowed, skip it for the same reason unless there's a glaze. And if the card feels like too much — you don't want to write out a color additive for a cookie — then that's your honest answer: skip the shimmer this year, and bring the cookie you can describe. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in wanting shimmer on 4 dozen and not wanting 3 jars. Where I landed. One: 7 gram jar, $9.99, and the number that decides it is the 36 to 48 cookies in the invitation, not the rate on the label. Two: the rate is only real if the jar gets finished — half a 15 gram jar in a cupboard is about $7.50 of nothing. Three: no per-cookie dose exists, so I dust a test dozen and multiply. Four: dust behind the flood, on Friday, never on Saturday. Five: the recipe card is the test — that's my round — copy the label's ingredient list onto it, and if the jar has no list, the jar doesn't come to the swap. My caveat: I still want the 12-color box, and I know that's a want. Margaux: It's a want with a $0.71-a-gram argument behind it, so it's a respectable want. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE 7 gram luster dust jars are on Amazon at $9.99, in 13 colors, with the ingredient list on the label — which is the part your recipe card needs. Dana: Next time, the gift that sweats. How do you put edible glitter on peppermint bark without it coming out of the fridge grey? Margaux: On the last layer, with the candy cane, and the calendar does the rest. One note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.