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Hour 1 - A Mafia Special · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom goes the dynamite. It's our number one, our one
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  Speaker 1: of the Ben Maller Show. A happy Tuesday to you.
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  Speaker 1: It is the 13th day of October and a good
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday here. And our number one of the Ben Maller Show.
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  Speaker 1: We sit up all night. We start out with the
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  Speaker 1: Monday night football game. And we begin with a thriller.
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  Speaker 1: It went to overtime, back and forth, teams scoring at
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  Speaker 1: will late in this game. The Rams were set up
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  Speaker 1: to win it, and then their idiot kicker could not
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  Speaker 1: get it done. What does Sean McVay do about the
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  Speaker 1: latest Rams special team debacle? Also, is this 2026 season
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  Speaker 1: a lost cause for Aaron Donald and the Rams, who
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  Speaker 1: are 2-3? They have a losing record. After five games
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  Speaker 1: on the season. Also, does this win over the Rams
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  Speaker 1: validate Josh Allen and the Bills as a legitimate heavyweight?
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  Speaker 1: Allen only completed 12 passes in this game. The Bills
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  Speaker 1: had more penalties than Josh Allen completions. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: that and who knows what else. Right now, it is
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  Speaker 1: your second bite of the apple. It's our number one.
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  Speaker 1: A mafia special, if you will. Welcome in. That would
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  Speaker 1: be Bill's Mafia. The beginning of another night of the
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  Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show. We are in the air everywhere. We
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  Speaker 1: chat nonstop. That's what we do here. And we know
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  Speaker 1: Malheur Militia Board of Trustees. It was Alf, the Alien Oplanter,
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  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog, and Malheur Prop Guy who reached out and
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  Speaker 1: they said, Hey, Malheur, we really don't know where to
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  Speaker 1: watch our playoff baseball. I said, thanks for asking. Just ask.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you have to do. There is no time
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  Speaker 1: like October. The NLCS is here. Probably not for long
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  Speaker 1: the way it's going. Streaming live on Fox One, the
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  Speaker 1: back-to-back World Series champion Dodgers take on the top seed
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  Speaker 1: Brewers in the NLCS rematch. One series from the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: And stream it MLB postseason live on Fox One. We
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  Speaker 1: are heading into a game three more on the baseball segment.
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  Speaker 1: coming up in a little bit. But our lead, we
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  Speaker 1: know what keeps the Bills on around here, and that
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  Speaker 1: would be the National Football League. So we start out
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  Speaker 1: in the hood, in Englewood, and up to no good.
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  Speaker 1: The final chapter, the final chapter of week number five
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL as an epic made-for-TV matchup. A couple
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  Speaker 1: of MVPs going at it there. Josh Allen leading the
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  Speaker 1: Bills Mafia. They rode the bus and the wheels on
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  Speaker 1: the bus go round and round, round and round, round
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  Speaker 1: and round. So the Bills Mafia rolling into SoFi, a
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  Speaker 1: matchup with Matthew Stafford and the L.A.
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  Speaker 2: Rams.
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  Speaker 1: You had Joe Bach, Troy Aikman spewing cliches on television,
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  Speaker 1: as they often do on ABC. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you're watching this or not. I can't imagine you were
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  Speaker 1: locked in on the Guardians and the Rays. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap. They're actually playing that. They're in the Final Four.
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  Speaker 1: My God. Anyway, we were watching the football. We did
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  Speaker 1: flip over to the baseball. There were a lot of
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  Speaker 1: timeouts in these NFL games. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: know about that. There's a lot of downtime in the NFL. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there are. So we watched, so you would not have to.
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  Speaker 1: And Josh Allen, not exactly lighting the world on fire
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  Speaker 1: through the air. However, he ended up with 331 total yards.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of that on the ground. A couple of touchdowns.
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  Speaker 1: And Buffalo... gave the game away and still ended up
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  Speaker 1: winning the game. They gave the game away. And the
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  Speaker 1: Rams said, we don't want the game. We can't handle
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  Speaker 1: the game. We don't need the game. We'll give it
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  Speaker 1: back to you. And so the Bills, by the skin
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  Speaker 1: on their chinny-chin-chin, edge the Rams 37-34 in overtime. Allen
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  Speaker 1: had 210 yards. It didn't seem like he even had
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  Speaker 1: that many. 121 yards on the ground. And for the
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  Speaker 1: first time in Josh Allen's career, he's actually not lost
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  Speaker 1: an overtime game. He's lost every overtime game. Finally won
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  Speaker 1: an overtime game. Somebody named Greg Rousseau was credited with
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  Speaker 1: a block. A blocked field goal attempt. The Rams were
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  Speaker 1: set up to win the game in overtime. And then
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  Speaker 1: they're crediting with a block. The kick would have missed anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It was very, if you saw the, you know, some
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  Speaker 1: of you are blind, but for those of you that
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  Speaker 1: were able to watch the game-winning field goal attempt by
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  Speaker 1: the thicker kicker, who will soon be the unemployed kicker,
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  Speaker 1: the kick was shanked so much, the block actually made
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  Speaker 1: it seem less ugly. Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, Buffalo's
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  Speaker 1: kicker apparently doesn't suck. Tyler Bass drilled a 45-yard field
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  Speaker 1: goal with 155 remaining in overtime. And turn at the lights,
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  Speaker 1: the party's over. So despite Matthew Stafford throwing for almost
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  Speaker 1: 400 yards against that pathetic Bills defense, that is not
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  Speaker 1: a championship defense in Buffalo. 383 yards, three touchdowns. The
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  Speaker 1: better story is in the Rams' locker room, so we're
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  Speaker 1: going to start with that. My God. Sean McVay, the
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  Speaker 1: genius coach of the Rams, Sean McVay. What was that?
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  Speaker 1: What was that special teams performance by Sean McVay? Holy
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  Speaker 1: crap on a cracker. It was bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
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  Speaker 1: Here is McVay. explaining some of the emotion of the night.
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  Speaker 1: This one is, this is the one, this stings.
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  Speaker 3: And it's going to hurt, but we can't afford to
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  Speaker 3: let it, we can't let this team beat us twice.
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  Speaker 3: And we're going to have to regroup and reset ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: And it's been a while since I've been this pissed
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  Speaker 3: after a game two. I'm proud of the effort, but
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  Speaker 3: none of it, none of how I feel is positive
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  Speaker 3: other than I'm proud of the resilience, the guts that
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  Speaker 3: our team displayed. But there's no, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what you want to call it. But, you know,
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  Speaker 3: congrats to the Bills. And I'm excited about how we
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  Speaker 3: freaking move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Freaking move forward. I'm excited about that. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: he's given a similar sentence, very similar to Nick Sirianni.
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni says the same thing after the Eagles lose. Sean
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  Speaker 1: McVay says the same thing after the Rams lose. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a while since I've been this pissed. At least
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  Speaker 1: the Rams didn't fly into the game. They didn't fly
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  Speaker 1: out to Alaska and fly back right before the game.
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  Speaker 1: Good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question, what
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  Speaker 1: does Sean McVay do about the latest Rams special teams debacle.
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  Speaker 1: And make no mistake, they are very special there, the
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  Speaker 1: Rams special teams. They drive the little bus. The little bus,
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  Speaker 1: little bus, little bus. All right, so I've got Ray Charles,
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  Speaker 1: La Brea Tar Pits, and DoorDash. And we will combine all.
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  Speaker 1: All of these things together. And we are going to
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  Speaker 1: put foot in mouth, much like the Rams kicker would
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  Speaker 1: have been better off if he put his foot in
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  Speaker 1: his mouth rather than on the football. So my advice
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  Speaker 1: here to Sean McVay and the Rams regarding the special
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  Speaker 1: teams is to practice horticulture. What are you talking about, Maller?
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain. Cut out the deadwood. cut out, even
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  Speaker 1: if you're not a green thumb, cut out the deadwood.
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  Speaker 1: This is not complicated. Sean McVay needs to become a
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  Speaker 1: landscape architect. The Rams special teams are not a department.
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  Speaker 1: They're not. They're a government funded disaster relief program at
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  Speaker 1: this point. And anything good the Rams do on offense
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  Speaker 1: and defense is null and void when you look at
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  Speaker 1: the The special teams. Now, listen, the Rams should be 3-2.
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  Speaker 1: We all know that. The NFL gave the Broncos a
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  Speaker 1: win they didn't deserve for whatever reason. That's the reality.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL is a corrupt organization, so they're okay with that.
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  Speaker 1: Most organizations would correct a wrong like that. The NFL
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  Speaker 1: does not, much like the big footy in college football.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do that anyway. But the point is not that.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about the Rams special teams here. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're McVay, you go down to Home Depot or Lowe's,
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  Speaker 1: you get some pruning shears, you fire up the wood chipper,
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  Speaker 1: and you start removing the dead branches from the Rams
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  Speaker 1: special team operation. And we're looking at a two-for-one special here.
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  Speaker 1: Unsolicited overnight talk radio advice to Sean McVay and the Rams. Two-for-one.
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  Speaker 1: termination special. You bring out the Turk, and you say, Hey, Turk,
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  Speaker 1: go get me. Can you get me Bubba Ventrone? Who
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  Speaker 1: the F is Bubba Ventrone? Apparently that is the special
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  Speaker 1: teams coordinator for the Rams. And get him, can you
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  Speaker 1: get me the thicker kicker? Okay, we'll bring him in.
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  Speaker 1: Harrison Mivas, who's just ass, as Cam Ward would say.
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  Speaker 1: Get both those guys and invite them into Human Resources.
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  Speaker 1: And you say, okay, we have a nice big severance
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  Speaker 1: package for you. We thank you for your service. And
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  Speaker 1: we're going to give you, the thicker kicker, a bigger
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  Speaker 1: severance package because you're thick. And get your cardboard box.
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  Speaker 1: You got 30 minutes to get all your belongings and
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  Speaker 1: leave in an orderly fashion. And as an added bonus, though,
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  Speaker 1: We're going to crank up some Ray Charles playing over
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  Speaker 1: the speakers while you clean out your stuff and leave
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  Speaker 1: to never be seen again. And we're going to play
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  Speaker 1: hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of here. We would rather see, at this point,
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  Speaker 1: Bubba Gump coach the Rams special teams. That's how pathetic
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  Speaker 1: these losers are on special teams for the Rams. Bring
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  Speaker 1: in Bubba Gump to coach the special teams. Why not?
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  Speaker 1: At least he knows how to run a shrimp boat. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's better than the Rams special teams coach. Holy crap. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you practice? Are the players too good to
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  Speaker 1: play special teams? They can't be bothered? Do they even
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  Speaker 1: coach it? Like, what are you doing? It's been every week,
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  Speaker 1: five weeks of this crap. And the kicking's bad. How
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  Speaker 1: about the coverage units? It's Pop Warner. Go cover. You
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  Speaker 1: should not be allowing the amount of return yardage, the
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  Speaker 1: punt return, the kick return. It's embarrassing. It's absolutely embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: The defense is not great, but the special teams is worse.
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  Speaker 1: The offense is pretty fine for the Rams. My God.
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  Speaker 1: Just fire them. Fire everyone. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of here. Now, as for who replaces the
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  Speaker 1: thicker kicker, this is what becomes a quagmire for the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: Because there is a bunch of slop out there at
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  Speaker 1: the kicker position. There's one guy who's probably washed up,
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  Speaker 1: but his head and shoulders above everyone else, but he's
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  Speaker 1: so taboo, you can't touch him. But would they? Would
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  Speaker 1: they do it? Justin Tucker, late of the Ravens, decorated
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  Speaker 1: kicker in Baltimore. And his career ended because of some massages,
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  Speaker 1: which apparently went sideways. And he didn't get as much
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  Speaker 1: publicity as Deshaun Watson, but there was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: massage activity there. Yeah, Tucker had quite the nicknames there.
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  Speaker 1: So he's the top kicker. He's the top guy available.
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  Speaker 1: And would the Rams go? There is Sean McVay desperate
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  Speaker 1: enough to not have to go for it on fourth down.
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  Speaker 1: The Rams, the other thing is they knew their kicker
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  Speaker 1: stinks and they still went for, oh, let's just kind
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  Speaker 1: of not go for the touchdown. We'll just try to
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  Speaker 1: kick a field goal. In overtime. And, of course, they
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  Speaker 1: said it was blocked, but he would have missed it
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  Speaker 1: anyway and all that stuff. So does McVay own a
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  Speaker 1: hazmat suit to go out and bring in Justin Tucker?
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  Speaker 1: And would he do that? Would he venture down Radioactive Highway? Tucker,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, lives in a nice one-bedroom apartment in
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  Speaker 1: Chernobyl at this particular point in the eyes of the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now as for the big picture, the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: who should be 3-2 but are not 3-2 thanks to
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, they are instead 2-3. Remember they mentioned the
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  Speaker 1: game in Denver, which was gifted to the Broncos. They
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  Speaker 1: did not earn it. So, question, is this 2026 Rams
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  Speaker 1: season a lost cause for Aaron Donald and friends? Is
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  Speaker 1: the 2026 season, the Rams are under 500, we're five
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  Speaker 1: games into the season here, a lost cause for Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Donald's Rams. So I'm shaking my head no. And there
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  Speaker 1: are many of you, based on the email that I
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  Speaker 1: briefly opened, which was a mistake. It's a bad job
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  Speaker 1: by me. Many of you are preparing the funeral. You're
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  Speaker 1: making the funeral potatoes. You've got that ready to go here. However,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: we checked with the L.A. County Coroner's Office, and the
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  Speaker 1: corpse is still breathing. Much to the dismay of J.J.
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  Speaker 1: and Renton and Nostradinus, who I'm sure popped a chubby.
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  Speaker 1: He was so excited. All the haters out there. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they love it. I get it. Schadenfreude. You guys all
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: rip me. But Schadenfreude is really fun. Schadenfreude is so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. Taking joy out of the misery of others.
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  Speaker 1: It's just great. But everyone acting like, hey, the Rams
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  Speaker 1: fell into the La Brea Tar Pits and there's no
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  Speaker 1: getting out. That's it. Relax. Relax. We are 30% through
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  Speaker 1: the NFL season. So, yeah, the Rams can forget about
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  Speaker 1: being an all-time great NFL regular season team. That's off
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  Speaker 1: the table. You don't lose three out of your first
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  Speaker 1: five and become an all-time great team. So this is
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  Speaker 1: not going to be a story of legendary soup-to-nuts domination
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  Speaker 1: for the Rams. That's it. Somehow... The Rams have done
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  Speaker 1: the impossible. They went from, will they go undefeated? Bill Plaschke,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: long in the tooth, washed up sports writer, said they'd
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  Speaker 1: go 16-17. 17-0, there's only 16 games a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So 17-0, made that bold decree. And they've gone from
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  Speaker 1: everyone picking them to win. Now they're the underdogs. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: believes in the Rams anymore. It's all over. It's all
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  Speaker 1: over for the Rams. Even though literally every man, woman,
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  Speaker 1: and child picked the Rams to win the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: a month and a half ago. So, Matthew Stafford and
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  Speaker 1: friends there, I recommend going now to Costco, the optical
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: department at Costco. Go down there. Read the vision chart.
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  Speaker 1: Keep your eye on the Lombardi Prize. The Rams do
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  Speaker 1: not need... to win the NFC West beauty contest. They
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: do not need to worry about that. They just need
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  Speaker 1: to make sure they're in the playoffs. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you've put yourself in position to win the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: if you're not in the playoffs. So you have to
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  Speaker 1: be in the playoffs there, get a ticket to the
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  Speaker 1: dance party. And unlike the 49ers, who are clearly peaking
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  Speaker 1: too soon, the Rams don't have to worry about peaking
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  Speaker 1: too soon. They're not. They got their eye on the prize,
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  Speaker 1: the Lombardi there, and you cannot win it in September
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  Speaker 1: or October. Of course, you could lose it in September
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  Speaker 1: and October, but the Rams are right in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the pack. Right in the middle of the pack
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  Speaker 1: right there. Meanwhile, on the Buffalo side, there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Bills propaganda going around right now as the Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: Bills get the win that shouldn't have been a win
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  Speaker 1: but was a win and all that. Everyone's all excited.
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  Speaker 1: So the question, does this victory... Over the LRMs, validate
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen and the Bills as a legit heavyweight. So
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  Speaker 1: that's going to be a no. On this side of
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  Speaker 1: the microphone, I didn't look at that Bills team and think, boy,
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  Speaker 1: this team is ready. They are ready for a playoff
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  Speaker 1: matchup with Kansas City, somebody along those lines. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see that. So that's going to be a no from me, dog,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: regarding the elite status of the Buffalo Bills. Buffalo, I
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: felt like this was a wobbly performance by the Bills.
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  Speaker 1: And if I was in Bills Mafia, I would not
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  Speaker 1: be very happy right now. I know you're probably too
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  Speaker 1: intoxicated to realize that at this point. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. You're feeling happy and all that. Joe Brady,
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  Speaker 1: the new head coach there, not impressing anyone. At least
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  Speaker 1: not on this side. Maybe you're impressed, but we're not
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  Speaker 1: impressed there. The Bills are an undisciplined football team. They
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  Speaker 1: committed 13 penalties for 112 yards. That is a systemic
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  Speaker 1: problem that will absolutely kill you. Mark my words, you're
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  Speaker 1: cooked if you can't straighten that out before the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year. So they're not disciplined. And they got
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  Speaker 1: that problem. Buffalo is like a football team. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the guy that has the $ 200, 000 sports car and goes
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  Speaker 1: out and does these drag races and wins the drag
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  Speaker 1: races because the other guy's car keeps blowing a tire.
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  Speaker 1: That's essentially what happened here. The Rams blew a tire
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  Speaker 1: is what happened. James Cook ordered up a Ram victory
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  Speaker 1: on DoorDash. He said, listen, let me go on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I got my app here. I'm going to go on
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  Speaker 1: DoorDash and I'm going to get you a very nice,
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  Speaker 1: solid victory. All right. Right down to the V for
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  Speaker 1: victory right there. James Cook ordered it up on the
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  Speaker 1: app and the DoorDash delivery guy showed up to the door,
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  Speaker 1: knocked on the door and then rang the doorbell just
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  Speaker 1: like that. And then for some reason, the Rams refused
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  Speaker 1: to answer the door. It's a bad job by them. So, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: the Buffalo Bills offense, it's like a three-ring circus. You've
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  Speaker 1: got the Lion Tamer. Josh Allen's not only the Lion Tamer.
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  Speaker 1: He's the trapeze artist. He's the human cannonball. It's a
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  Speaker 1: one-man show. He only had 12 completions. Josh Allen had
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  Speaker 1: 12 completions in a game that went late into overtime. 50%
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: of his passing yards. He had 210 passing yards. 50%
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: came on a couple of broken plays in this game.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And so, you look at that, all the rushing yards,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it's like the Rams' containment was terrible, but Josh Allen's
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: a heavyweight running back masquerading as a quarterback. At least
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: he was in this game on Monday night against the Rams.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: And if it hadn't been for the generosity of the
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: thicker kicker, we'd be having a much different conversation right
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: now about the Buffalo Bills. It's just not sustainable. So
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not impressed with the Bills here at this point.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: They're not going to win anything, so don't worry about that.
• 20:19
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• 20:50
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• 20:55
  Speaker 1: fun fact of the hour. Josh Allen, we mentioned he
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: had 210 passing yards. 196 of them were yards after
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the catch. So in reality, he had 14 yards passing yards.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: 14 yards passing for Josh Allen without the yards after
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the catch. Let me repeat that for those of you
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: who hammer in the back of the room in the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: fetal position. 14 yards passing when you take away everything
• 21:22
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• 21:25
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• 21:33
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• 21:38
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• 21:42
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• 21:45
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• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Now we'll play this for the thicker kicker in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Rams special teams coach. They can enjoy the tunes when
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: they get out of town there. Why not?
• 22:38
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• 22:39
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• 22:43
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• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Say hello to Lorena, FSR Tech Queen.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: What up, doe?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: And also Koopaloop at a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Your comments can and will be used against you in
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the court of sports writers. Please act accordingly. The Nature
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Boy writes in. Answering the call to the wild, he
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: says the Rams figured out a way to make tonight's
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: loss more toxic to their fans than the Redskins' loss. Well,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's not the case. The Redskins
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: didn't lose. The team formerly called the Redskins, they tied,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: which is like two losses. I feel like ties should
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: be two losses. King Roy says, is it possible that
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: those UCLA Bruins are the top football team in the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: greater L.A. area? Yes, that's it. That's the only team. Mark,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the full-name guy who retired as a caller. He could
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: not handle the grind of calling overnight talk radio anymore,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: so he hides behind his phone. And he says the yak,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the yards after catch by the Bills because of basic
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: tackling by the Rams defense not very good, he says.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford at one point in the second half had
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: 153 yards, less than five yards per completion. Yes, they
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: did not stop the game, Mark. I know you're old,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: but they did not stop the game at one point
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in the second half. If that had been the case,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that would have been a good take. That would have
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: been a good take. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's see here. Elray
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: writes in, says, a little piece of me restored every
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: morning when I wake up. At 1.30... Let me put
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: these calls on hold one sec here. Hold on a sec.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: These guys are calling. Put them on hold.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: 1.30 a.m. to be forced into work at 3 a.m.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And he's listening to the show. Well, thank you. I
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. And I would take a call now, but
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: we got to get the coop. Get in here if
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you can and set up the phones. I don't know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: what's going on in there. Coop's doing something. But I'll
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: just take a call. Who cares? He's just busy doing
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: his thing. Let's say hello.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Caller.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. Caller, you're on the air. Hello, Caller. Welcome. Hey. Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I recognize that voice. Oh, how lucky am I? I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: could have picked any call. I can't see who the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: calls are because Coop hasn't gotten in here. And look
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: at you, unbelievable, from Louisiana.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: How you doing, man?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Well, if I was any better, I'd be a kicker,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: but not the Rams kicker because he's going to be unemployed.
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's wrong with the Rams kicker?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: The Rams, no. There's nothing wrong. They're going to have
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: a new kicker. By next week, they'll have a new kicker.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Would you like to kick?
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: No, I can't do it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: I wish I could.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm blind.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: I can't see.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Their kicker can see and he sucks.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe they'd be better off with a blind kicker. I'm
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: all for it. Let's bring in a blind kicker at
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: this point.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: When you get your good sense of humor.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that. I feel like Lorraine and now.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. Look at that. My good sense of humor.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: My God. Nature Boy says, I like the thicker kicker
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: in that spot. Well, that's what, yeah. Dave Roberts would
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: have said that. Yes.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Well, tell Nature Boy I said, hey.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, Nature Boy. All right, Nature Boy. Hello, Nature Boy.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Hey, Coo.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's busy, I guess. She didn't respond.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: I am typing the I like him in that spot
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: to the drop thingy, but it's not popping up.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Hi, Anthony. Why would it pop up? We only played
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: it for like five years on the show. Why would
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: it pop up? Yes, go ahead. That's a good question.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: I'm looking for it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I understand. Yes. How you doing, Lorraine? I'm great. You
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: tell your daughter I said hey. Good idea. I will
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: do that. All right. Thank you. All right. Go away.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: There's Anthony. Amazing. Say hello to Inca Terror, who's in
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: New York. He's got his Buffalo Bills onesie on right now. Hello,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Inca Terror.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Actually, I am wearing Buffalo Bills garb as we speak.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I'm spying on you right now.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm flying high because, you know, Tyler is kicking
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: bass and taking numbers and And it's good. I needed
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: that after my Yankees.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You needed the fact that your running back is untrustworthy
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and you can't depend on him. And no matter what
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: the Bills do, anytime you hand the ball off to Mr. Cook,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you could be cooked.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: So, Benny, I do have a question, kind of serious.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: The local announcers, they kept complaining about all the the
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: ref interferences. And they said that, uh, that, that group,
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: it does that more than anybody else in the league.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: Is that true?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Or are they just, I don't have the stats in
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: front of me, but it was ridiculous. You don't need
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to have 24 penalties in a game. Uh, and then
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you could call 24 penalties in every game, but I
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: think you pretty sure you don't want to, Watch the referees, right?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: You want to hear the referees all the time. It's
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: kind of like let them play. Is that a bad thing, Incatera,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to let them play a little bit?
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: I think continuity is good. Occasionally. Just keep it going.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There you go. Did you have any yards after
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the catch listening to the game on the radio, Incatera?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Did you pick up any yakety-yak after the catch there?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: No? No.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You did not. Going to get snacks or anything? You
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: didn't run off to get snacks or anything?
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: No, I was glued. I was glued.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You were glued. You might want to see a doctor.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: It's not good to be glued. It might be a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: problem there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: So I also wanted to tell you that I'm going
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: to disappear for a while, and I didn't want you
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: to worry.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Where are you going? What's happening here? What, we're going
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: to lose you?
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I'm going to Europe. Lorena, you want to come? And, yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: I've got concerts coming up.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's exciting. What countries will you be visiting?
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Austria, Germany, Switzerland, and Italy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Sounds wonderful. I'll pack my bags as we speak. How
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: long will you be on the road for?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: At least a month. maybe a month and a half.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Imagine that, going on the road, performing. For those who
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: don't know, Inca Terra is a classically trained pianist and
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: has performed all over the world, and you're going back
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: on the road. That's great. Safe travels. Let us know.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Check in with us if you can every once in
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: a while. We're on during the day over there, so
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: if you've got nothing going on, You're bored.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: I will try. I'm also having trouble getting on Twitter
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: for whatever reason.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Have you been shadow banned?
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You're such a polarizing character. You're such a troublemaker, man.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You are a troublemaker. Ban your ass. Get out of here.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Well, safe travels, Inca Terror. Don't be a stranger.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Well, talk to us.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Take care.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: There he goes, our buddy, Inca Terror. What a fun life. Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Living the life of a musician. On the road again.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: On the road again. Well, one quarterback getting absolutely killed
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: for his lady friend. They're saying it's the Delilah effect.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: That would be Justin Herbert, who apparently cannot play. Now
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: everyone's like, well, he can't play. I always thought he
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: was just a regular season guy. He's not even that anymore.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Terrible playoff quarterback. Now he sucks in the regular season.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: But anyway, his... His lady there getting slammed right and left,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Madison Beer, and she's the reason, the Delilah effect. Well,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Josh Allen married a celebrity, Haley Steinfeld, and so far
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: it's the opposite. It's a lucky charm. It's been called
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the lucky charm for Josh Allen. Although I would argue
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: that the Rams idiot kicker is more lucky for Josh
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Allen at this point than... his wife. Let's say hello
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to Mark, the full name guy coming out of retirement. Hello, Mark,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the full name guy.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Well, now I never retired Ben Mallard just because I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: don't call you doesn't mean I'm retired.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: So for our purposes, for our purposes, you're retired. If
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you don't call the show, you're retired.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Here's Ben Mallard.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: And the statistics that you're quoting, don't mean a darn thing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Yards after catch.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: Counts.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Every inch of them count.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: And the fact that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: 196 of them were yards after the catch. That means
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: he only had 14 passing yards outside of the yards
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: after the catch. You don't think that's interesting? You don't
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: think that's a wild statistic? What's wrong with you?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But it didn't help your Rams win the game, did it?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: The Rams gave the game away. I don't know. Maybe
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: you didn't watch the game. I don't know what you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: were doing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: What were you up to?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: What were you doing? So the Rams out. Can we
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: agree on this? The Rams outplayed the Bills. Yes, right? Okay,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you agree. Good. We agree on that. Rams had more yards.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: They had more first downs. They had a higher third
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: down conversion rate. They had a higher fourth down conversion rate.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: They had a higher red zone conversion rate. The only
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: reason they lost is their kicker, who will be unemployed
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: in a few hours, shanked the kick, and actually a
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: couple of kicks, and that's why the Rams lost.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, but all the statistics you mentioned don't mean nothing,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: except the only statistic that matters.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Oh, thank you. Jim Rome's on
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the phone. Rome's on the phone from like 1994, and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: he wants that take back. Jim Rome would like that
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: take back from 1994. Losers! Okay.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you made that phone call. We're all
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: a little bit dumber for that phone call. Let's go
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: to Manuel Ingardina, and his Raiders are back to being
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the Raiders. Hello, Manuel Ingardina. Welcome. Is this a call
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to apologize?
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Benny Bly, let me give you a double horn honk.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: Hey, Benny, check it out, man. There's this cat out
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: here where he's lit up like a Christmas tree walking around.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: It's hilarious. And you know who else was lit up
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: like a Christmas tree? All you Lamb fans. This is beautiful, Benny.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: Am I calling to apologize? Apologize about what?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You were wrong about the Raiders. The Raiders lost 45-17.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: And what happened to all your fellow Raider guys who
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: were busting my balls for a couple weeks? Suddenly, I
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: can't find a Raider guy. I don't know what happened.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Is everyone okay? Where are all those tough guys? Where
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: are those tough guys that were sending me all these messages? Oh, man.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: You gave up 536 yards to the Patriots. Suddenly, your
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: phone stopped working. The Wi-Fi went down, and every Raider
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: fan's home all of a sudden. You frauds. You front-running losers.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Hey, I'm right here, Benny. Hey, look, all on up
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: to it. We've had two crap losses where we look
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: like the commitment to excrement.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: That's reality setting in. This is reality setting in.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: Diana Rossini's freaking, you know, appendage, extra appendage, and his
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: squad gave us a business. I'm not going to lie
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: about that. But you know what? Clint Kubiak's building something.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Now let's address this.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: What did he show you? That's the same performance any
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Raider coach the last 20 years would have given you.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: What did Kubiak show you? They're the same old Raiders.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: That's all?
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: We got a monster running game you're going to lean on.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Monster? You have a monster running? What are you talking?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You averaged 2.1 yards a carry. Jinty had 27 yards
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: rushing against the Patriots. You have a monster running game?
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: Hey, it's coming.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: It's coming.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Stop trying to sidestep.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sidestep. You're the Raider guy. And
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: by the way, those three Raider wins, Dolphins, Chargers, and Saints,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: combined record 1-14 this season, 0-67 win percentage.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: You play who's in front of you, Benny. You know that. Hey,
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: what about you? You told me by now the Rams
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: were going to be 8-0. Remember what I told you?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, I told you in week five the Rams would
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: be 8-0. That is correct. I did say that.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: You said they would be on their way. You said
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: they would be.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: 5-0 right now. The Rams are fine. I don't know.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: What am I worried about? I'm not worried about the Rams.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. They're not going to win 15 games this year, obviously.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: They've already lost three.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: You only call what I told you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: They were going to go 8-9. The Rams are going
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: to go 8-9. And they are well on their way.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: If you multiply 2-3 by 4.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: What do you get? Well, the Rams are 3-2 right now.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: The NFL gave the Broncos one. You'd agree on that, yes?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Would you agree on that or no?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't. Okay, so you've lost all credit. The
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: NFL admitted they gave the game to the Broncos. According
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to Sean McVay. We never heard an official statement. The
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: NFL gave the game to the Broncos. Everyone knows that.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: The NFL admitted it.
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  Speaker 1: Who Am I game. This is where we pretend to
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  Speaker 1: be somebody else. So the Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford lost
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  Speaker 1: for the sixth time in his career when his team
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  Speaker 1: scored 34 or more points. Only Jared Goff, Eli Manning,
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  Speaker 1: popular Who Am I game. This is where we pretend
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  Speaker 1: to be somebody else. We go to the NFL where
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  Speaker 1: the Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford losing for the sixth time
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  Speaker 1: when his team scores 34 or more points. Rams, because
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  Speaker 1: of their idiot kicker, the thicker kicker, end up losing
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  Speaker 1: to Buffalo. Only Jared Goff, Eli Manning, the punk, and me.
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  Speaker 1: have lost more. Who am I? So again, Rams quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford losing for the sixth time when his team
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  Speaker 1: scores 34 or more points. Only Jared Goff, Eli Manning,
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  Speaker 1: and me have lost more in NFL history. Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer? And Mallard
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  Speaker 1: Prop Guy says Anthony in Louisiana is the correct answer.
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  Speaker 1: Jameis Winston from Femi, the top Uber Eats driver, In Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: Alf the Alien O'Piner going with Kramer. Rest in peace, Kramer.
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  Speaker 1: The dog that was with Blind Scott and attacked the
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  Speaker 1: waitress at the restaurant in Boston years ago. Great moments
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  Speaker 1: in show history. Mr. Nice Guy going with iconic Cincinnati
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  Speaker 1: Reds legend Nick Osaski. with the Red Sox, too. Really
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  Speaker 1: good return on investment. I think the Braves also. Frank
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  Speaker 1: Hauser going with Mr. Jonathan Wesley Lamb Jones is his answer.
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  Speaker 1: George Wallace from Dante. Who else do we have? Milt
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  Speaker 1: Plum from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 4: Who?
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  Speaker 1: Page down. Let's see here. Where we got? Who do
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  Speaker 1: we got? Eileen in San Francisco from Shane in Des Moines.
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  Speaker 1: Wally Gator from Rebecca the Rams fan. That's her answer.
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  Speaker 1: Andrew in the Bay Area going with Kurt Warner. Kev
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  Speaker 1: Atomic from Alaska says Clubber Lang is the way to go.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Burrow from Analog Al. Deacon Jones. Rams legend tossed
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  Speaker 1: out by Big Rig Rob. Let's see. Tree from the 773.
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  Speaker 1: He might have cheated and got it right. What say you, Lorraine?
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  Speaker 7: Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Tree got it right. It's True Breeze. True Breeze. True Breeze.
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  Speaker 1: True Breeze. True Breeze. True Breeze.