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National Guacamole Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.16.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. 16 years ago, yesterday, one of the
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  biggest badasses to ever exist all left this
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  planet. And that man was known as Romuald John
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  Hoppy. a .k .a. Roy Hoppy. My grandpa, who then
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  named my dad Roy. He had a hard life. He grew
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  up during the Great Depression. And the thing
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  about it was his family was so poor that they
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  shared a loaf of bread for dinner. So if you
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  ever think you're having a bad day, just remember
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  that Ryan Hoppy's grandpa ate a loaf of bread
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  and is a three -time Purple Heart in World War
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  II. Man, he was not always the friendliest guy,
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  but he was always a nice guy. And the best part
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  was he got to begin over by being my grandpa.
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  There was a time in 2010, we're watching the
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  Saints hold Super Bowl. Mm -hmm. And let me see
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  if I can get the play. We're watching it in his
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  room, in the nursing home he's in. Mm -hmm. And
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  his bedpan was at the end of the bed. And it
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  was, let me see here, four minutes left, 324
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  left in the fourth quarter. Mm -hmm. It was 24
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  -17. Saints over Colts. And Helga, the overweight
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  woman, walked in and was blocking his view, and
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  this happened. Hey! Hey! Down in front! Down
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  in front! I can't shake! Down in front. Brian,
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  what just happened? I couldn't say. Down in front.
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  Wasn't my grandpa delightful? Mm -hmm. Down in
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  front. My aunt the other day, who's his daughter,
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  that's how it works, she said at a Dave Matthews
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  concert or something like that, one of that type
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  of music, that, um... She said down in front
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  to the person in front of them. Oh, yeah. Here
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  it is right here. You come with this money, you
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  will get a part. How much did you give them up
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  front? 600K. See ya. We have some texts that
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  they sent to your lawyer. This text listed the
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  influential people they supposedly recruited.
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  Laura Loomer. Erica Kirk. Mike Johnson. He's
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  the Speaker of the House. Another text... Probably
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  buys some cocaine from Boozy. Next, the broker
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  mentions Natalie Harp. She's the executive assistant
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  that's very close to the president and suggests
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  that she's going to personally hand your application
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  to the president. You're stupid! Yeah. Yeah.
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  I mean, this is the way it's done. I'm paying
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  these guys, you know, and they're going to make
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  it happen. Oh, yeah! They didn't make it happen.
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  I gotta watch that again. That was freaking phenomenal.
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  You know, and they gonna make it happen. They
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  didn't make it happen. One more time, I'm sorry.
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  This is great. I just thought, I mean, this is
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  the way it's done. I'm paying these guys, you
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  know, and they gonna make it happen. They didn't
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  make it happen. Boozy didn't get his pardon.
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  As for the four people they claim to know, they
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  denied any involvement in the case. So he's on
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  600K. Ah, Alexa, what is Boozy the Rapper's net
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  worth? Boosie Bada's net worth is estimated at
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  about $2 million. Yeah, so that's like one -fifth
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  of his net worth. I love how she said it. Alexa,
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  stop. Alexa, who is Boozy the Rapper? Alexa,
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  who is Boozy the Rapper? Boosie Bada's. Oh, she
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  didn't say it. It's funny. The first time she
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  said it was funnier. Alexa, stop. Boozy's contract
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  with the broker stipulated that if he wasn't
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  pardoned, he'd get half his money back. Freaking
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  idiot. This is sad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here
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  we go. Oh, gee. Happy Hot Topic. I had no idea
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  I just clicked this right here. Oh, yeah. Brandon
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  Johnson's campaign hoping to build on successes
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  of the first three years. Yeah, I don't know.
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  There's just something about him I don't like.
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  I feel like he got lucky this summer. The crime
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  was at an all -time low. He has completely separated
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  the city. He sides with the criminals. And he's
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  a bad guy who won't talk to all of the media.
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  The city has become absolutely worse since he's
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  joined. ...to secure another four. Despite the
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  shooting up in Humboldt Park today, the mayor...
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  Yeah, you know, despite all the crime, Brandon's
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  there, hiding in his nice house. ...campaign
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  touting a steep reduction in violence during
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  his first term, and his messaging as part of
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  this campaign relaunch signifies exactly the
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  kind of things he's... Yeah, so there's some
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  stat that, I will give him credit, that says
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  that crime's down since 1960, but there has to
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  be a technicality... Because people are being
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  shoved off the CTA train. There's a lot going
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  on. They'll be pushing for if he can win another
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  term. If you came from the north side, the south
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  side. Oh, shut up. You're annoying. The west
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  side, the east side. Oh, yeah. Who wants a corrupt
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  mayor that doesn't care about our city? Probably
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  one of his side chicks. He doesn't care about
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  you. He's not your friend. Politicians don't
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  care about you. Yeah, you don't say. An awful
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  mayor like him, with some successes, is going
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  to have a hard campaign breaking news. Johnson
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  is facing a significant group of would -be challengers
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  at a time when his popularity is not particularly
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  good. Yay! Because he's a douchebag! Alexa, is
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  Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago? Is he from
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  the city of Chicago? Brandon Johnson has been
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  Chicago's mayor since 2023. though he was born
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  and raised in Elgin, Illinois. All right, Alexa,
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  stop. All right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, shut up.
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  Jesus Christ. Most women. No, Brandon Johnson's
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  from the suburbs. A poll this summer showed his
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  approval rating at 23%. Despite that, he and
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  his supporters were inconfident and continued...
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  If you are a supporter of him... Alexa, shut
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  up. If you are a supporter of Brandon Johnson
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  and you think he cares about you, you gotta look
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  yourself in the mirror and go, I have an insane
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  thought in my head. 8, 5, 6, 49, happy. Alexa,
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  shut up. Jesus Christ. She keeps talking and
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  talking. Jesus Christ. Blah, blah, blah. Blah,
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  blah, blah. Whoa, happy hot topic. You know what
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  the blah, blah, blah kind of reminds me of? Let
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  me see if it's on. Here it is. Buy my book from
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  Zoe and the Critic. He goes, buy my book. This
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  is what my blah, blah, blah reminded me of. Of
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  course, he doesn't want to learn. Time. Load.
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  It's time for you to die. Drop that knife. Jeremy,
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  you're just an actor. You don't know how to use
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  that thing. He's got that gun, for God's sake.
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  It's not a bloody Xerox machine. Ow. Idiot. Can
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  we talk back again? I will never pass up on a
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  chance to talk about the critic. Oh, yeah. Braxton
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  Berrios calls a flag on one claim made about
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  him on Earl Meets World. Yeah, that's the problem
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  with what's happening with Alex Earl is she's
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  being allowed to run her mouth when we don't
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  have on both sides. After Alex Earl's nine -year
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  -old brother, Thomas, claimed the NFL star ignored
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  his texts following the couple's breakup. Yeah,
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  it's kind of awkward. There were people in my
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  ex's family I liked. I don't hit them up anymore.
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  Sorry, dude. You learned early about breakups.
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  And now your stepmom's a prostitute. Braxton
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  sets the record straight. The moment played out
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  during episode three of the Netflix reality series
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  as the Earl family gathered for a meal. God,
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  are they just vapid, annoying rich people. Mm
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  -hmm. Ate during a ski trip. Thomas told his
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  family Braxton has been ignoring my text messages.
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  Yeah, you're a nine -year -old of his ex. Alex
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  could have spun it and said, he's texting my
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  brother after we broke up. So there's no winning
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  here. Explain that he had texted Merry Christmas
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  and Happy New Year. I guess you could have given
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  it a thumbs up. Alex wasn't exactly thrilled
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  to hear her little. Oh, shut up, Alex. You broke
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  up with him. And then he moved on. And you want
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  everybody to just lay around and miss you. Oh,
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  we miss you. Shut up. There's plenty of you in
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  the world. Hot ass blondes. At least Alex Cooper's
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  funny. Brother's message went unanswered, saying,
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  wait, that's really mean. You don't have to answer
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  to me. Of course not. You're annoying. But you
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  will answer my brother. Oh, wow. This is a dirty
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  ride. No wonder. You go from guy to guy. You're
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  freaking annoying. But now Braxton says that's
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  not how things went down. Of course not. You
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  gotta side with the homie in this situation.
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  After a fan axed on TikTok if Bra - Axed? He
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  axed murdered him. Braxton ever texted Thomas
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  back. The New York Giants wide receiver jumped
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  into the comments of the video. And said, hey,
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  I'm banging women ten times harder than Alex.
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  writing all love but this was hard to see because
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  it never happened thomas is my guy and to this
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  day i've never not replied to him that's probably
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  a lie i would have just ignored it whenever people
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  have allegations about you online what you gotta
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  do is ignore it i don't give it the time of day
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  oh yeah Ben Simmons has clapped back at Patrick
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  Beverley after Pat Bev on his podcast made these
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  comments about Ben Simmons. Pat Beverley is an
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  absolute loser. All he does is throw balls at
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  people and act like a moron and then wonder why
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  no one wants to be around you. And the thing
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  is, there are a lot of flaws when it comes to
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  Ben Simmons. A ton of flaws. But the thing is,
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  at least he's in the league. You're doing a podcast.
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  Returning to the NBA when he signed with the
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  Sacramento Kings. Back to basketball. We got
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  Ben Simmons. And he's reading off his phone.
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  Man, you are so unprofessional. This is top of
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  my head. This is that. Sacramento Kings. I don't
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  like this at all. I don't think you'll like anything.
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  You beat up your sister. Shut up. I don't think
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  anybody likes you either. I don't like this at
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  all. I don't think it's fair that you can quit
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  the game of basketball. Hey, at least he quit
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  and came back. That's more winning than you,
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  you know. Throwing a ball against the fan's face
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  and getting blackballed. Come back. You can quit
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  without having a ton of success. I don't know.
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  You can quit because the game is hard and the
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  stress is on you. You gotta quit too. You let
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  your emotions get to you. And you think you're
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  so badass. You're not. You're not playing well
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  and the fans are on you and the media is on you.
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  You can quit and have an opportunity to come
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  back. When we've been looking at Victor Oladipo,
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  who's been... I just can't take him seriously.
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  He's reading off his phone. He's looking at a
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  classroom with a chalkboard or something. You're
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  a real professor. Competing, who's degraded himself,
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  went to the D -League, right? Or G -League. Like,
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  we witnessed Oladipo, like, all right. I just
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  can't stand when these former players, they get
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  kicked out the league, get a podcast, and they
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  rewrite the past. Patrick Beverly was an okay
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  role player, but it got to his head. It completely
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  did. You're stupid. If you were still in the
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  league. No. You're dumb. And you think you're
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  smart, which is the problem. Like a lot of people.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So the women are winning
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  right now. I would suspect that that means that
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  they're not going to bring themselves down, right?
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  They have everything working for them, so they're
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  not going to self -sabotage. And after being
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  down by 14 points at one stage, they end up winning
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  the game by 18 points versus... Hell yeah! ...France.
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  But Caitlin Clarke wasn't happy with this question
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  about Andrew Reece in her post -game interview.
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  Yeah. I never want to hear reporters go, why
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  don't we get taken seriously? Mm -hmm. Don't
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  be like Jenna Lane. Loser! This paparazzi guy,
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  she's giving him a glare. He's asking if she's
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  friends with Angel Race. Are you trying to begin
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  base? Jesus Christ. Yeah, you just got called
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  out, dude. You look like a little douchebag.
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  Recording off your phone because you don't know
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  how to get good equipment. You probably have
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  some press pass to some blog. And thanks for
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  ruining it for everybody. She walked away after
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  your question. You idiot. Stupid. I swear. I
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  know it wasn't a woman that asked. But it just
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  seems like they're trying to bring themselves
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  down. When the only time they should bring themselves
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  down is sexually. Only for pleasure reasons.
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  It should never be basketball. Do you ever see
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  someone in the locker room of the men go, Oh,
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  this is a lot of fun. Jason Tatum! Did they get
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  along on Team USA? Shut up! Treat women equally,
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  okay? It's all I ask. Oh, yeah! And now for something
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  completely different. In your heart, you know
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  it, right? The NFL is back. Not if you're a Cleveland
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  Browns fan. Oh, the Chicago Bears went back and
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  forth with the Carolina Panthers. Scoring 52
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  points, which should be enough. But I'm just
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  saying with the Bears, they need to improve that
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  defense a little bit. It's the best Bears teams
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  ever. Had a good defense. And you can't rely
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  on your quarterback every week to get 52 points
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  on the board. And then you're the Buccaneers.
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  Finish down. Fire Todd Bowles since 2022. Yeah,
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  Todd Bowles is terrible, but he's nice to the
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  media. That's all that matters, right? Remember
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  when I did Sports Radio, everyone was like, you
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  can't talk about Todd Bowles. He's a nice guy.
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  That's Todd Bowles. Yeah. How did that turn out?
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  I'm telling you, this is going to be a long season
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  for the Buccaneers. What is it about? Okay, quarterbacks,
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  once they get that nine -figure deal, like Baker
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  Mayfield got for $165 million, that he begins
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  to shock. And isn't the whole thing, the one
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  -on -one about playing football, is you're supposed
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  to hold on to the ball? Call me crazy. I never
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  played football. I tried out one time, and the
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  coach said he didn't know where to put me, which
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  just describes my place in life. But I'm saying
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  to you guys, what does Todd Bowles do? He sucks.
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  He's an idiot. He's a dummy. He just has that
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  look on his face. He knows he's cashing the check,
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  and he just thinks he's better than you. Oh,
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  but he's nice to the media. Whoa! The bare frickin'
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  minimum. He's nice to the pewter report, Pat
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  and Aaron. Good for you. I mean, do you hear
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  yourself? I always find it annoying when people
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  are like, I want my coach to show emotion. But,
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  man, Todd Bowles is the opposite. He's like,
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  hello? Anybody in there? You good? Mm -hmm. You
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  okay, Todd? You all right? I'm serious. You look
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  at Todd Bowles, and you're like, buddy, you okay?
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  Ridiculous. Oh, but he's nice. He's a nice guy.
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  You look at Harbaugh. Harbaugh was a dick to
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  the media. Mm -hmm. And guess what happened?
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  He freaking wins in his first coaching debut
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  for the Giants. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
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  out of the pool for adult swim. Attention, FM
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  DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Door
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  is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and
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  you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. When
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  on fire. The semen was so big. And now there's
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  something completely different. It's not lacking
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  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
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  cussing! Stop cussing! Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy! Hoppy! Hoppy! This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy! Hoppy! We the man, we flyin'. Hey,
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  oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B
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  -E. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey,
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  oh, B -B -E. Smoke, talk, whine, hop it, radio,
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  let the whole block go. Slow, let the night get
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  loose. Hoppy's homies in the back, got the room
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  on cruise. Stepping through the static, got the
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  beat on fire. Every clip in the timeline, climbing
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  up higher. Roll it up, pass that grin. Let the
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  whole night spin. Camera on, don't blink. Hard
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  in the blink. Getting high with Hoppy. Getting
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  high with Hoppy. Hoppy's homies say you're last.
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  You know, the freaking drum. And if you don't,
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  I think you kind of get the gist. If you have
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  your medical card, because first of all, we can't
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  do this segment without a medical card. If you
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  do not have your medical card, I would suggest
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  you get the hell out of here. Copy hour, where
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  your medical card is required to listen. Oh,
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  yeah. You know, you got to have it, dude, if
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  you want to be a part of this. Marijuana. Marijuana.
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  Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Let's set the
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  mood. You got your blunt, your bong, your blow,
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  your joint, your vape, your blunt. I think I
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  said that twice. Whatever you have. You hear
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  this little smacking? You hear that? That's the
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  sound of my joint. I have a medical card. And
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  then right here, I got this. A little lighter.
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  And you got the little lo -fi music. That is
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  the polar opposite of my loud personality. All
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  right. Life is hard. But just remember, we all
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  be dead soon. So are you currently listening
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  to my words? That means you're alive. So enjoy
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  it. Maybe I'm just projecting about myself. All
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  right, let's walk. My damn air conditioning keeps
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  getting in the way. Jesus, one second. I got
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  a little bit of a hit, but. Oh, yeah. I'm going
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  to hit this again. Man, that feels good. It's
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  a beautiful plant. Oh, my God. We have so much
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  to get into tonight. I wrote down a whole list
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  of prep. How did I ever? I took yesterday off.
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  I was like, you know what? I said a lot of things.
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  I'm a Monday Sean. And I didn't want it to get
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  overlooked. So I said, yeah, I'm going to take
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  a little break. I've recorded 227 shows this
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  year. You should be grateful. There's my energy
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  coming in hot. Actually, you know how I think
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  we should begin the show? I totally have it figured
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  out now. I'll be honest, I kind of fly by the
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  seat of my pants. I don't really know what I'm
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  going to talk about. So let's catch up with my
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  inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. All right. Obviously, there
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  was the Charlie Kirk post, which I just did for
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  attention. And it said, Ryan, my friend, said,
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  didn't you smoke a blunt with Charlie? Let me
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  take a hit to that memory. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  He put it to the side of his mouth. We were driving
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  around and we had this one guy as the DD and
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  the rest of us were drunk and we needed to fill
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  up the car with one more person. We went, why
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  don't we go pick up Charlie Kirk in Wheeling,
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  Illinois? This is before he was a pundit. This
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  is like 2010, 2011, the latest. And he kind of
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  looked at me like, don't say anything that I
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  didn't really take a hint. Hmm. Hmm. And someone
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  else goes, I cannot believe that even if we didn't
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  agree with him, that we are endorsing murder.
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  Thank you to that person. I took a picture with
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  my Cube 93 shirt that I bought on eBay. And Eric
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  Powers, the former PD of Cube 93, which was the
• 30:08
  home of the T -Man show, one of my influences.
• 30:10
  I said, wow, taking it back old school. Keep
• 30:13
  up the good work. And then I bought Mad Cow's
• 30:19
  book, Dad, Dames, Demons, and a Dwarf from, I
• 30:23
  don't know, 2003. They used to have it at the
• 30:26
  library. It used to rain. And I posted. I got
• 30:33
  to turn it down. I'm going to copyright. I posted,
• 30:35
  I borrowed this book from the library 20 years
• 30:39
  ago and would hide it in my pillow from my dad.
• 30:42
  True story. That pillow had a lot of DVDs. Surprisingly,
• 30:47
  no porn. I lost it over the years, so I had to
• 30:49
  get another copy of Dads, Dames, Demons, and
• 30:52
  Adorbs by Manco Moller. You just had to be there
• 30:55
  in the 2000s when Manco's Morning Madhouse was
• 30:57
  on Chicago radio. And Manco tweeted me back.
• 31:01
  Wow. My favorite post in a long time. Thank you,
• 31:04
  Ryan. It got great reviews and made the bestseller
• 31:09
  list. It was compared. To Hunter S. Thompson.
• 31:12
  It was Gonzo. And he goes on to talk about his
• 31:13
  book deal. That retweets on my Twitter. Under
• 31:16
  repost. I don't like that the new feed is hiding
• 31:19
  the retweets. When you go on someone's Twitter,
• 31:22
  I'm not going to call it X, you only see their
• 31:24
  actual tweets. Because no one wants to talk about
• 31:29
  their ex. It was funny. The other day I was texting
• 31:34
  my mom. and I was trying to motivate her on something,
• 31:38
  and she goes, that's a great thought, T -H -O
• 31:41
  -T. And I said to her, do you know thought in
• 31:44
  the hip -hop community means promiscuous woman?
• 31:46
  And she goes, that's weird. So that's just the
• 31:51
  everyday conversations with my mom. All right.
• 31:59
  Man, I'm looking around this apartment. It's
• 32:01
  all smoky. I have the rare adult swim show, Tom
• 32:05
  Goes to the Mayor, on my TV on mute. I did not
• 32:08
  realize. So I have adult swim on during the night.
• 32:11
  Mm -hmm. Not the over -the -air version, because
• 32:14
  all they show is Bob's Burgers and the same four
• 32:15
  Rick and Morty episodes. Mm -hmm. I watch the
• 32:17
  on -demand collection. Aqua Team, Sea Lab, Harvey
• 32:21
  Birdman, 12 -ounce moms, Tom Goes to the Mayor,
• 32:24
  S .E. McGee, Sea Lab. I watch all of it. Rick
• 32:28
  and Morty, American Dad. And I leave it on to
• 32:33
  kind of keep my cat company. And she's sitting
• 32:36
  on the bed because I live in a studio apartment.
• 32:39
  And what happened was the last few episodes,
• 32:42
  whenever I do the dead air. All right, let me
• 32:45
  reenact this for you. This is what it would have
• 32:46
  sounded like. You hear the TV in the background?
• 32:52
  I'm turning it up now, obviously. but like you
• 32:56
  would hear me ranting about like kim kardashian
• 32:59
  or whatever i talk about and then you would hear
• 33:00
  like me while in the background i'm like man
• 33:02
  i know the whole point of the show is not to
• 33:05
  be professional but we gotta be a little professional
• 33:09
  so i spent yesterday really read i don't want
• 33:14
  to see a recapping my life this doesn't make
• 33:16
  any sense in this situation at all uh remodeling
• 33:18
  my life i went to the car And then I bought groceries.
• 33:27
  And I swam. I've heard it's like the new thing
• 33:32
  that make fun of people for taking care of themselves.
• 33:34
  Got it. And the thing is, I felt really good.
• 33:39
  Now that I would. I feel fine. With sugar and
• 33:46
  spice. The thing is. I worked out yesterday and
• 33:53
  then I cleaned my apartment and I always say,
• 33:56
  I remember hearing this like 13 years ago, Jason
• 33:59
  golf, who now works for shy sports, three, one,
• 34:01
  two. He works for three, one, two sports in Chicago.
• 34:04
  He was on six 70 to score one time. I was driving
• 34:08
  home from my radio school and he was doing a
• 34:11
  night show at 670 to score. And he said, you
• 34:13
  come up with the best thoughts when you do laundry.
• 34:15
  And man, I was catching up on my laundry in the
• 34:19
  club. And I was just self -reflecting. It was
• 34:22
  very nice. This is very off -putting. So I was
• 34:27
  listening to Howard Stern. And he was talking
• 34:31
  about Big Pussy dying this summer and how the
• 34:34
  news was afraid to say that Big Pussy died, right?
• 34:37
  So, I mean, I do like Sopranos, but I don't go
• 34:39
  out of my way to watch it. And all of a sudden
• 34:42
  I had it playing on my laptop. Like I was laying
• 34:45
  down. I had Stern on, had the NFL on. So I was
• 34:49
  laying down. So obviously the sound was picked
• 34:52
  up by the microphone, either on my laptop or
• 34:55
  my cell phone. I opened up TikTok. What is it?
• 34:58
  The scene when big pussy dies. And I've never
• 35:00
  looked up Sopranos on TikTok. One of my favorite
• 35:02
  shows. If you go to ryanhopperadio .com, R -Y
• 35:06
  -A -N -H -O -P -P -E, radio .com, you would know
• 35:10
  I list it, but I don't go out of my way to look
• 35:13
  up Sopranos. So that kind of creeped me out a
• 35:15
  little bit. You want to know this racket that's
• 35:21
  going on? Snapchat is obviously for millennial
• 35:26
  and gender. It's been around since, I don't know,
• 35:30
  2012. I remember getting it back then. And the
• 35:35
  thing is, you save your memories. That was 14
• 35:39
  years ago. 168 months? Mm -hmm. Alexa, how many
• 35:46
  days ago was 14 years? 14 years ago was 5 ,113
• 35:54
  days ago. Isn't that disgusting that 2012 was
• 35:58
  5 ,000 days ago? Gross. On my greater point,
• 36:05
  besides that existential crisis we're having,
• 36:07
  it's the fact that you have all these memories
• 36:10
  that you take on Snapchat, working at a radio
• 36:13
  station, hanging out with hot -ass women you're
• 36:16
  banging. Snapchat goes to me the other day. He
• 36:20
  goes, you are out of storage. Would you like
• 36:24
  to delete memories? It's pretty much, I had to
• 36:26
  sign up for like three bucks a month. I was like,
• 36:28
  wow, that's genius. You know, all these services
• 36:31
  began as free. Hulu began as free. Netflix was
• 36:34
  like 99 cents. I mean, it really wasn't, but
• 36:37
  it was not that expensive. And they all knew
• 36:40
  that at some time in the future, they were going
• 36:42
  to be able to just rob us. They knew that they
• 36:47
  were going to screw us without a load. And there's
• 36:50
  this other racket. I don't know why I keep saying
• 36:53
  racket. I'm going to keep saying it. There's
• 36:56
  this other racket that is going on online. The
• 37:02
  racket is you match with a girl and her name
• 37:06
  is like, I don't know, Marina on Bumble. And
• 37:09
  she's like, add me on Snapchat. And then it's
• 37:12
  like Aria Flores. And you're like, all right,
• 37:14
  this is probably an OnlyFans thought. And I ain't
• 37:18
  talking about a thought like my mom's text. So
• 37:27
  you message them and they're talking to you and
• 37:29
  whatnot. And you can either tell when the person,
• 37:32
  oh my God, my friend's wife just posted a picture.
• 37:35
  She's got incredible boobs. I'm getting sidetracked.
• 37:37
  Let me look at that for a sec. It's on Facebook.
• 37:41
  The thing with OnlyFans though is that sometimes
• 37:45
  you can tell when it's a bot because it's very
• 37:47
  robotic conversation. This OnlyFans girl yesterday,
• 37:50
  I was talking to her on Snapchat because I was
• 37:51
  bored. Like, what else do I got to do today?
• 37:54
  I knew she was looking for me to buy her OnlyFans,
• 37:57
  but she's talking to me, and then she's like,
• 38:00
  so how tall are you? And I'm like 6 '9", and
• 38:02
  she's like, oh, you didn't have to brag. She
• 38:03
  was trying to be flirtatious, but it was kind
• 38:05
  of coming off as nagging. It was kind of making
• 38:09
  me very unerect. Well, what happened, ladies
• 38:13
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, was she ends up
• 38:14
  going, sign up for my page, and her name on Bumble
• 38:17
  was Marina, and then her name on Snapchat was
• 38:21
  Aria Flores, and then I'm like, I'm freaking
• 38:24
  OnlyFans was like Bella. I was like, oh my God,
• 38:27
  what a racket this is. And I said, oh, I respect
• 38:31
  the hustle of you promoting yourself. And then
• 38:34
  she got really mad and then I blocked her. So
• 38:36
  that described my today. Yeah, she just seems
• 38:42
  like a freaking headache. And besides, you don't
• 38:46
  want to get catfished. Stay away from Rover's
• 38:50
  morning glory. Let's see here. I've been noticing
• 38:54
  this flaw lately with people. I noticed this
• 39:02
  thing that people are just letting their dog
• 39:06
  act up in public. They totally don't care what
• 39:10
  you think. They totally don't care about your
• 39:13
  feelings. They're just pretty much saying, you're
• 39:15
  going to deal with my dog. You're going to have
• 39:20
  to handle it. And I don't know if it's just in
• 39:25
  St. Pete or I don't know, but it's driving me
• 39:30
  off the freaking wall. It's like, stop. You know
• 39:34
  that when you leave that room, kind of like when
• 39:36
  I leave rooms, everybody's talking about you.
• 39:42
  Do you know that? Do you know everyone's going,
• 39:45
  yeah, can you imagine what that house is like
• 39:48
  if that dog's doing that in person? We all are
• 39:51
  doing it. So if you were listening to me and
• 39:53
  you let your dad, your dad, your dad, what am
• 39:57
  I saying anymore? You let your dog run around.
• 40:00
  We are talking about Joe. I am so glad that the
• 40:06
  NFL is back. Why am I glad that the NFL is back?
• 40:11
  Because of the Manning cast. Oh my God, though.
• 40:14
  They'll always try to have like one Hollywood
• 40:16
  broad on there. And this past week, it was good
• 40:20
  old Kate Hudson. Oh my God! When she doesn't
• 40:24
  have a script in front of her, she's so freaking
• 40:26
  boring. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. That's
• 40:32
  all I heard. You know what's pissing me off,
• 40:34
  too? Jeffrey Knight. Are we just going to let
• 40:38
  him get away with it? Is that what's going to
• 40:41
  happen? been in the club you can send this uh
• 40:47
  i heard people were like oh yeah kelter says
• 40:49
  that he hates when people send you send him your
• 40:53
  show or whatever like people were like he's like
• 40:55
  saying don't send me hoppy show even though he's
• 40:58
  stalking me uh you can send him this audio if
• 41:01
  you were such a tough guy mike you would call
• 41:03
  out uh you know jeffrey knight with You're a
• 41:08
  big brand, but you're defending him because you're
• 41:10
  rich and elite. And you don't want to piss off
• 41:13
  Janice Live because you're hoping to do a boxing
• 41:16
  match there. But the problem is no one's doing
• 41:18
  it for free like I did. Hi, Mikey. I see you
• 41:24
  stalking me. Where's your cover band's Snapchat
• 41:28
  page? Today is National Guacamole Day. Oh, yeah.
• 41:38
  You ready for the guacamole sign just right?
• 41:41
  Good morning. Ah, geez, we have two things playing
• 41:43
  over each other. If there was a way to describe
• 41:46
  this show, it would be that, a chaotic moment.
• 41:48
  Ah, a take, a two. Good morning, breakfast champion.
• 41:53
  Grab your toast, grab your chips. It's time for
• 41:56
  National Guacamole Day. Mmm. Oh yeah! Mmm. Mmm.
• 42:22
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• 43:30
  What's the official breakfast dip? Guacamole!
• 43:33
  Double chip! Chop, chop, stir, stir Lime, lime,
• 43:37
  blur, blur No sad toast, no boring plate Green
• 43:40
  deliciousness can't wait Guacamole, guacamole
• 43:47
  Pass it down the line Scoop it with a tortilla
• 43:50
  Everything is fine Oh, yeah! All right, here's
• 44:21
  the note. We've been listening to myself talk
• 44:25
  for about 44 minutes in a row, besides the intro
• 44:29
  that's like 10 minutes long. So listen here!
• 44:32
  You hear that? I gotta go finish this joint,
• 44:35
  so we'll be right back. And go finish yours.
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• 44:54
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• 44:57
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 45:02
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 45:05
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 45:08
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 45:13
  it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking
• 45:17
  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
• 45:22
  cussing. It looks like you went and got a job
• 45:26
  on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be
• 45:29
  in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
• 45:32
  Like, thank you. But also I would love to be.
• 45:35
  I'm getting railed, but... As a reminder, if
• 45:37
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• 45:51
  right back. If you want a nigga dead, then shoot
• 46:08
  him in the head This is how we live, this is
• 46:10
  how we live Everybody trying to eat, real hustlers
• 46:14
  don't sleep This is how we live, this is how
• 46:17
  we live Better open up your eyes, they'll eat
• 46:19
  your ass alive This is how we live, this is how
• 46:23
  we live Zombies need to wake up, somebody need
• 46:26
  to shake up Fuck a iron We can save time with
• 46:29
  the staplers, capers, burglaries, serving these
• 46:32
  crack fiends. Talking about swapping out some
• 46:34
  work for a flat screen. Police, they roadie.
• 46:37
  Dope fiends, they OD. Intuitive blows, back -to
• 46:40
  -back funerals, they're holy. No sleep, insomniac,
• 46:43
  but it's a full morning night. Count Drac, they
• 46:45
  call me that because I'm allergic to the light.
• 46:48
  Supposed to die from the shit that they would
• 46:50
  shoot. We got them 20 -something times. Man,
• 46:52
  the nigga can't be human. They hit him with an
• 46:54
  SK. Surgery, x -ray, strap the shit. We'll be
• 47:07
  right back. This is how we live. Better open
• 47:29
  up your eyes. They'll eat your ass alive. This
• 47:32
  is how we live. This is how we live. Can't kill
• 47:35
  me with a silver bullet. Think before you pull
• 47:37
  it. Can't stab me with a dagger. I'm in black,
• 47:40
  niggas hooded. Good riddance, rockabye, buy your
• 47:42
  baby. We don't pacify. You crazy, only way to
• 47:45
  make it here is human sacrifice of life. We ain't
• 47:47
  satisfied. We don't try to rationalize. Wartime,
• 47:50
  shooting any car we see. Passing by a night of
• 47:53
  the living. Dead epidemic, so defeat. Young Frankenstein,
• 48:01
  see the screws in my head So a nigga won't lose
• 48:04
  his mind Crazy M .I. Funny, you should ask Mommy
• 48:08
  rappin', nigga, now put the money in the bag
• 48:10
  Yeah, I'm comin' for ya, homie, hear them footsteps
• 48:13
  You paranoid, cause ain't nobody in your hood
• 48:16
  left Yeah, have you ever played the choir game?
• 48:19
  With this banger in your mouth, I swallow the
• 48:21
  entire These horror stories and tales from the
• 48:48
  dark side You know who I is, on my gig like a
• 48:51
  hard drive You know how I work, boy he's every
• 48:54
  verse These horror stories and tales from the
• 49:00
  dark side You know who I is, on my gig like a
• 49:03
  hard drive You know how I work, boy he's every
• 49:06
  verse Boy, he's every verse Dexter under pressure
• 49:08
  When I'm not, I'm even worse Streets go crazy
• 49:11
  Every time the moon lift Wolves on the brow now
• 49:14
  Witches on the broomsticks You can hear them
• 49:16
  cry out Hollas and the screams I just sit back
• 49:19
  and smile Slammin' happy Halloween But no punk
• 49:23
  in here, nigga Slep on what I said and I frayed
• 49:26
  up in bed with ya Never been sweet, not even
• 49:29
  in my dreams Laughty and rotted Call me Stephen
• 49:33
  King I mean, gave you the cool like Fonzie Big
• 49:37
  and small's ghost, Tupac's zombie Count on the
• 49:40
  cook, money on the luck Get your cock on the
• 49:43
  beat, candy man on the hook If you shoot him
• 49:46
  in the arm, then he coming back again This is
• 49:48
  how we live, this is how we live If you want
• 49:51
  a nigga dead, then shoot him in the head This
• 49:54
  is how we live, this is how we live Oh yeah!
• 49:59
  This is how we live All right, that's getting
• 50:09
  annoying. All righty, let's see if we have all
• 50:14
  right here with this button that we're going
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  to press right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ
• 50:18
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• 50:20
  and you're listening to my good pal and radio
• 50:23
  legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank
• 50:27
  you. I love when people add the radio legend
• 50:29
  part. It boosts my ego. The show you secretly
• 50:32
  listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta.
• 50:36
  Stocking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
• 50:39
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy
• 50:45
  Hour. And now, something completely different.
• 50:57
  Door is closing. And now, something completely
• 51:17
  different. It's time for happy in the morning.
• 51:26
  Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 51:34
  here it is. The most listened to radio show on
• 51:39
  the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
• 52:25
  Same fake smile, same speech, same joke Been
• 52:27
  dead for a while, tiny little trophy Big empty
• 52:31
  room, everybody clap on cue All rehearsed, they
• 52:33
  moves backstage Handshake, bro, you changed my
• 52:36
  life Still talk trash in the car that night Whole
• 52:39
  thing staged like a high school play But they
• 52:42
  swear it's the culture on display 8 -5 -6. 49
• 53:07
  Hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can
• 53:12
  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
• 53:16
  email me, ryanhappyradio at gmail .com. Another
• 53:19
  reason why I took yesterday off was all the news
• 53:22
  was about award shows, and I hate that. What's
• 53:27
  the point of award shows? Tell me what they really
• 53:30
  celebrate. No good. Definitely not my favorite.
• 53:37
  We're so funny. And we're changing the rail.
• 53:42
  Show your ass. It reminds me of this clip from
• 53:49
  The Critic when Jay Sherman and his Australian
• 53:53
  friend, I forget the name of the character, are
• 53:56
  flying across America from New York City to L
• 54:01
  .A. in a flyover of the Midwest. Just think,
• 54:07
  down there between New York and L .A. are all
• 54:09
  the people that go to my movies. Look, Paul,
• 54:13
  the 925 to Hollywood. Yep, those are the folks
• 54:17
  who fill our lives with blockbuster movies, moronic
• 54:20
  situation comedies, award shows where award shows
• 54:23
  win awards. Get my gun, boy. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 54:30
  please fasten your seatbelts. We're being shot
• 54:32
  at by farmers again. Every time I think of award
• 54:37
  shows, I think of that. It cracks me up. All
• 54:41
  right, let's see what's going on in the world.
• 54:44
  Here is Steve Carell being asked what he thinks
• 54:48
  about people calling him Zaddy. I'm here with
• 54:56
  a man who is nominated tonight, and I'm happy
• 54:58
  to say... And I love peanuts! He is no longer
• 55:03
  a virgin. Oh, wow. Steve Carell. What a horrible
• 55:08
  interview. Shut your ass! Get there. By the way,
• 55:11
  I went there. Come on, you were better than that.
• 55:14
  All right, there you go. They probably applaud
• 55:17
  each other afterwards. I kind of get that vibe.
• 55:23
  I don't you ever. Happy Hot Topic. With plenty
• 55:29
  of stars on hand to celebrate TV's biggest night.
• 55:32
  Oh, yeah. You remember when I was hearing Sam
• 55:35
  Roberts on the Sam Roberts show saying, I'm very.
• 55:55
  It was easy to overlook who was missing, but
• 55:59
  believe it or not, several notable names sat
• 56:02
  out the star -studded event. Starting with fan
• 56:05
  fave, Kiki Palmer. Yeah! She wanted nothing to
• 56:09
  do with that fake vibe. the actress was set to
• 56:11
  present outstanding directing in a comedy series
• 56:14
  alongside saturday night live star marcelo hernandez
• 56:18
  she was too busy getting banged up by uh what's
• 56:21
  his name sean evans from how ones or whatever
• 56:23
  his name is the 2026 emmy all right so people
• 56:25
  didn't want to go to an award show i feel like
• 56:28
  it's pretty pretentious i look at it and i'm
• 56:30
  like man my social anxiety would be like a thousand
• 56:34
  i don't even like being in public You think I
• 56:38
  want to hang around a human mutant? Martha Stewart
• 56:41
  says she's thinking about releasing her nude
• 56:44
  before she dies. Oh, yeah. I feel like she knows
• 56:47
  she's got kind of a rocking body for a gulf.
• 56:52
  And then there's a new Sidney Sweeney ad, which
• 56:55
  we'll get to it later. Ah, the ugly women are
• 56:58
  mad. Think you know sports? Prove it. No. No,
• 57:03
  I guess. It's her with two footballs covering
• 57:06
  up her tits. Just sports. Oh, God! Go down on
• 57:12
  me, sport! So there's that, and the whole world's
• 57:16
  freaking out. You do realize by talking about
• 57:21
  her, you're giving her power. Why is it always
• 57:24
  unattractive women that don't like her? I can't
• 57:26
  think of a reason why! I shared on my Instagram
• 57:31
  at Ryan Hoppy Radio. I shared a meme of Megan
• 57:34
  Rapinoe and Sue Bird being naked. Oh, that was
• 57:37
  loud. Boy, and it's a heterosexual, possibly
• 57:41
  mager girl. No way, can't do it. What's going
• 57:46
  on here? Waking up in your hotel room and finding
• 57:49
  this man hiding underneath your bed. It's this
• 57:51
  black guy with like red braids. Arrest affidavit
• 57:54
  obtained by TMZ. A couple was sleeping at the
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  Provident Doral in Miami. When a woman felt movement
• 58:04
  near the bed around 4 a .m. And that wasn't her
• 58:07
  boyfriend's erection because why didn't she get
• 58:09
  melatonin in there? There's no action! But then
• 58:13
  she went right back to sleep. Two and a half
• 58:15
  hours later, the woman allegedly felt something
• 58:17
  move again. Stop it. I'm not horny. But this
• 58:21
  time it came from underneath the bed. Yet she
• 58:23
  didn't check it out. According to the police,
• 58:25
  the woman finally looked under the bed about
• 58:27
  an hour and 15 minutes later to see if any of
• 58:29
  her belongings had accident. So there's a man
• 58:31
  under the bed. That's not good. That's not what
• 58:34
  you want. Here's Trump talking about AI. from
• 58:44
  any of these AI tech leaders. And you seem to
• 58:47
  downplay some of the concerns. No, I'm not downright,
• 58:49
  but it's going to be more good than bad. Yeah.
• 58:53
  He wants us to all die, so I would kind of think
• 58:56
  he doesn't have the best interest for us. Here
• 59:00
  is Benny Blanco on haters. Guys, I got a few
• 59:03
  important questions. Just wait one sec. One.
• 59:05
  Do you have any haters? Two. Oh, yeah! It's this
• 59:10
  guy that does a morning radio show for rednecks.
• 59:13
  Have you ever wanted to send a bag of shit to
• 59:15
  their house and just watch them open it? If you
• 59:18
  go to Benny -Blanco .com for today only, I will
• 59:21
  be personally hand -delivering that bag of shit
• 59:24
  to someone who hated on you your entire life.
• 59:26
  Man, I can see why him and Selena are perfect.
• 59:28
  They're both batshit crazy. Out of their minds!
• 59:36
  What's going on here? Floyd Mayweather's daughter.
• 59:40
  Mayweather's daughter, Ayana, who goes by Yaya
• 59:43
  Mayweather, has been ordered to pay the woman
• 59:45
  she stabbed during a fight over NBA Youngboy
• 59:47
  more than $50 million in damages. Yeah! It's
• 59:51
  not even a part of what's stabbing that makes
• 59:53
  her a loser. And then she's fighting over NBA
• 59:56
  Youngboy! Not even a good looking kid. According
• 1:00:02
  to court documents obtained by TMZ. And look
• 1:00:05
  at who her dad is. Of course she's violent. She
• 1:00:07
  grew up around that creep. Texas judge awarded.
• 1:00:11
  Patrick Jacobs a whopping 40 million. That's
• 1:00:15
  a lot of money. Daddy. I need you to help pay
• 1:00:19
  a bill. What does it say here? I can't read.
• 1:00:24
  I'm Floyd Mayweather. What does it say on that
• 1:00:27
  sheet? 856 -49 -HOP? No. 856 -49 -HOP. Mm -hmm.
• 1:00:32
  I used to be in the gym a lot. I would see these
• 1:00:35
  girls come in. Oh, my gosh. Florida was the best.
• 1:00:39
  Oh, yeah. Florida women are skanky. I would go
• 1:00:43
  in, and you would see these female influencers
• 1:00:45
  come in. With their tripod. And they would set
• 1:00:48
  up their tripod. It would take... There's a jet
• 1:00:50
  of diet bile in a washed up hag. It's probably
• 1:00:53
  jealous. Like, it would be a 15 minute, like...
• 1:00:56
  All right, a little venue. What's going on here?
• 1:01:00
  Women's rights embody autonomy. Unless it's Sidney
• 1:01:03
  Sweeney. Hell yeah! Once you get into Sidney
• 1:01:06
  Sweeney territory, then! Oh, the liberal hags
• 1:01:11
  have come out the woodwork. O .F. models deserve
• 1:01:14
  respect. Unless it's Sidney Sweeney. Sex work
• 1:01:17
  is work. Unless it's Sidney Sweeney. My body,
• 1:01:20
  my choice. Unless it's Sidney Sweeney. I kind
• 1:01:25
  of think she's trying to approve a point. 8 -5
• 1:01:28
  -6. 49 happy. That's 8 -5 -6. Oh, yeah! That
• 1:01:34
  is my biggest crush. AOC. I would absolutely...
• 1:01:42
  It wouldn't even be funny. Here she is talking
• 1:01:46
  about Ed Sheeran. Oh, my God. I would just from
• 1:01:49
  the back. Oh, yeah. Spank that booty. The radio
• 1:01:53
  while you're driving along. Are you changing
• 1:01:56
  the channels? I am. You are? Yeah. Why is that?
• 1:01:59
  I think that. Oh, I'm protesting Ed Sheeran.
• 1:02:03
  Who cares? He's a shape. What we've seen, especially,
• 1:02:09
  it's not just what has happened with the act
• 1:02:13
  and not just in removing Macklemore from the
• 1:02:15
  lineup. Yeah, it's being a beta male bitch with
• 1:02:20
  no backbone. When you see what Robert Kraft did
• 1:02:24
  to line up all of the stadiums to censor speech.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, it's not good. What's going on here? You
• 1:02:35
  want a girl to fall in love with you? Just make
• 1:02:37
  her a sandwich. What kind of sandwich? Am I a
• 1:02:40
  deli? No, you're not a deli. You are an excellent
• 1:02:42
  conversationalist. I'm going to teach you how
• 1:02:45
  to do it. If a man knows how to conduct a thoughtful
• 1:02:48
  and memorable conversation, it's like finding
• 1:02:51
  a unicorn. All right, baby. Sit on my lap. Oh,
• 1:02:55
  yeah! We got a war here, the promiscuous women.
• 1:03:00
  Daphne Joy versus Brittany Runner. So it's a
• 1:03:04
  video of Daphne Joy sitting at some dude's probable
• 1:03:06
  house with a nice background of the valley in
• 1:03:09
  Los Angeles. And it's her and her boobs are about
• 1:03:12
  to pop out. But she's watching Brittany Renner's
• 1:03:15
  video talking about her. And then she responds.
• 1:03:18
  Eating up that Daphne Joy shit. Gosh, you want
• 1:03:24
  to help? That could never, ever be me. Here's
• 1:03:29
  Daphne Joy. Hi, Brittany. That could never be
• 1:03:32
  you, and I love that for you. I, on the other
• 1:03:36
  hand, have never been shy to admit that I absolutely
• 1:03:38
  love, love when my man takes care of me. Hell
• 1:03:41
  yeah! The God, no! Redeeming talents. Nothing
• 1:03:46
  really going for me. Besides my body and my vagina.
• 1:03:52
  Frankly, I love taking care of my man. Get over
• 1:03:56
  here, DJ academics. We're both different, and
• 1:03:59
  that's okay. Yeah, she actually kind of cares
• 1:04:02
  about the man climaxing. Here's Texas State Representative
• 1:04:06
  Vinton Jones, who honored Chris Brown talking
• 1:04:09
  to Don Lemon. And first off, I want to offer
• 1:04:12
  an apology. I ain't going to play you, bitch.
• 1:04:16
  You knew what you were doing. You just can't
• 1:04:18
  handle the backlash. Because you're a bitch.
• 1:04:23
  You're not a real man. Stick by your opinions.
• 1:04:26
  I did that this weekend. I ain't going to fucking
• 1:04:28
  phone. You get one life. When you say something
• 1:04:32
  and you don't stick by it, you come off like
• 1:04:34
  a coward. you don't come off authentic you don't
• 1:04:39
  come off genuine you don't come off as someone
• 1:04:42
  i want to hang out in the club none of those
• 1:04:47
  things at all when you do them um take off the
• 1:04:52
  rapper from migos that died his murderer wants
• 1:04:56
  the gun bullets to be examined to see if it was
• 1:04:58
  his Ari Fletcher is clapping back at the claims
• 1:05:02
  that her grandma's taking care of her kid. That's
• 1:05:03
  probably true. Demi Lovato's ex, Max Elric, arrested
• 1:05:07
  for nitrous. That's the line for him. Dr. Drew
• 1:05:13
  thinks Hayden Panettiere kept a relapse secret.
• 1:05:17
  They saw a drug dealer going to her house. Nancy
• 1:05:27
  Mace wants Lindsay Clancy to be publicly executed.
• 1:05:31
  Hayden Penitentiary's house searched by DEA.
• 1:05:34
  Miss Rachel is talking about Ed Sharon and Macklemore
• 1:05:40
  and says she does not support it. Ex -Florida
• 1:05:43
  Mayor Andrew Gillum is out of rehab. See how
• 1:05:48
  long he's clean? Ozzy's last words to Kelly Osbourne
• 1:05:52
  were, I love you for who you are, which means
• 1:05:54
  you're kind of a bitch, but you're my daughter.
• 1:05:58
  Mitch McConnell was seen sitting there looking
• 1:06:01
  like he had nothing in his brain. Kevin Costner
• 1:06:05
  has this young, hot piece of ass with him. And
• 1:06:10
  Cash Patel supposedly cannot stop drinking and
• 1:06:12
  people are calling him out on it. Here is Kid
• 1:06:15
  Cudi about 17 years ago, Man on the Moon being
• 1:06:18
  released. When I finished this album, I remember
• 1:06:20
  two days before it came out, like I couldn't
• 1:06:22
  sleep those two days. Like I was super nervous.
• 1:06:24
  I was like, holy ****. Did I make a mistake?
• 1:06:27
  This **** is so weird. Pursuit of Happiness is
• 1:06:29
  so weird. People are going to think, oh my God,
• 1:06:31
  this is going to be crazy. This is either going
• 1:06:33
  to be dope or a ****. nightmare oh jeez i was
• 1:06:36
  just like hey if i only get a chance to do one
• 1:06:38
  album at least it's this one you know and he
• 1:06:41
  went out with a bang over and over besides that
• 1:06:44
  kirk cobain era that was some weird music when
• 1:06:47
  he was trying to be kirk cobain a very strange
• 1:06:51
  and the record sale showed so i gave it to god
• 1:06:56
  and i woke up on the day september 15 2009 And
• 1:07:00
  I saw the reactions and the excitement. Day and
• 1:07:04
  night. The Lonely Stoner. Day and night. From
• 1:07:07
  fans. And he loved it. Good for Kid Cudi. Northwest,
• 1:07:12
  I guess, announced in the comments section that
• 1:07:14
  Kai Sanat and Gigi are back together and people
• 1:07:17
  are mad at her. Yeah, that's Kanye's daughter.
• 1:07:19
  Don't tell her anything. Because tell me why
• 1:07:22
  after a first date you get ghosted and you're
• 1:07:23
  like, well, I know I didn't want a second date,
• 1:07:25
  but like, why didn't you? Because you're a bitch.
• 1:07:30
  And Selena Powell reacts to Blueface saying she
• 1:07:33
  fits the Blue Girls Club criteria. I actually
• 1:07:47
  don't take that as a compliment because you like
• 1:07:49
  chopped bitches. Oh yeah, your reputation is
• 1:07:54
  so clean, honey. Alexa, what does chopped mean
• 1:08:02
  in slang? In slang, chopped means someone or
• 1:08:08
  something looks unattractive or undesirable.
• 1:08:10
  Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop! She won't shut up.
• 1:08:14
  All right, that's good. That's good to know.
• 1:08:16
  I'm definitely a little chopped in the club.
• 1:08:19
  I walk in, everyone's like, oh, yeah! Hoppy's
• 1:08:22
  chopped! Did you know that Alex Earle's stepmom?
• 1:08:27
  is a prostitute. Ashley Dupree, the one that
• 1:08:33
  was banging out Elliot Spitzer. She's definitely
• 1:08:38
  not a Spitzer, though. She kind of gives that
• 1:08:41
  vibe that she's a swallower. I'm just saying.
• 1:08:44
  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -677 -7373. You
• 1:08:54
  got to tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Ryan,
• 1:09:01
  hot beer radio. I'm a GMO. I don't. I come. What
• 1:09:09
  do we have? All right, here. Here is Alexa Fox,
• 1:09:12
  the porn star, talking about the difference between
• 1:09:14
  MILF. and stepmom. Was it always around? So there
• 1:09:18
  was always the MILF category. But I think the
• 1:09:20
  difference is between the two is it's the MILF
• 1:09:23
  age, but she's still hot without the kids. Hell
• 1:09:27
  yeah! You know, she's the stepmom. So, you know,
• 1:09:32
  there's kind of a little bit more of the taboo
• 1:09:35
  without being kind of... Ah, that makes sense.
• 1:09:37
  What do we have here? Dating advice from a woman.
• 1:09:41
  As someone who's single at 36, I've been on a
• 1:09:45
  lot of first dates. And I feel like I came up
• 1:09:56
  with a really good way of getting to know somebody
• 1:09:58
  that I haven't heard anybody else. I hang out
• 1:10:04
  with a morning radio host that has a cover band.
• 1:10:07
  I don't want to hear you. You're boring me. The
• 1:10:11
  hottest man in every room and every woman will
• 1:10:14
  say yes to this is secure. The six foot nine
• 1:10:17
  radio guy with a limp attachment. And if you
• 1:10:19
  don't know your attachment styles, you might
• 1:10:21
  have some healing to do, daddy. That will just
• 1:10:23
  make you daddy. Call me daddy. It makes me so
• 1:10:26
  hard. So fucking magnetic. Let me get into it.
• 1:10:30
  I just want to reassure you that there is nothing
• 1:10:32
  wrong with you, even if it's been years since
• 1:10:34
  you've dated anyone. There's a lot wrong with
• 1:10:37
  me, but girls like it at first. They view me
• 1:10:41
  as a project. That's what my ex said, and now
• 1:10:44
  she's like in Regina. You've never dated anyone
• 1:10:46
  serious ever. Once you learn your attachment
• 1:10:49
  styles, you understand why you are that way.
• 1:10:51
  Oh yeah, Barry, tell me about it. Say you're
• 1:10:53
  avoiding attachment, which I was for years. I
• 1:10:56
  didn't know that I had this energetic wallop
• 1:10:58
  where I... Alright. She seems like a candy pine.
• 1:11:01
  Ah, here's French Montana talking to Neon about
• 1:11:04
  the benefits of having four wives. Girls are
• 1:11:06
  the new guys. On the Quran, it says you can have
• 1:11:08
  four wives. What's your take on that? I love
• 1:11:11
  it. Hell yeah, it's a lot of estrogen now. And
• 1:11:15
  if they're, let's just say if they're, how do
• 1:11:18
  I put this? If their periods are aligned. That
• 1:11:24
  fourth week of the month is going to be a worsen
• 1:11:27
  for a broke person looking to pay rent. But you
• 1:11:30
  just have to support them. You got to have enough
• 1:11:32
  money for them. My thing is like the wives are
• 1:11:34
  going to get jealous of each other. No, but if
• 1:11:36
  the first one accepts it, that's why in the Quran
• 1:11:38
  it said if the first one accepts the second wife
• 1:11:41
  and the third one. Man, I came up in the wrong
• 1:11:43
  religion. The Quran sounds very freaking awesome.
• 1:11:45
  Oh, you can have three sons. Oh, you can do this
• 1:11:48
  and that. Catholics are like, we like kids. Not
• 1:11:52
  all of them, just the bad ones. And the fourth,
• 1:11:54
  you can have them. Because if the third one is
• 1:11:56
  jealous, she's going to say no from the get -go.
• 1:11:58
  All right, that's some decent advice from French
• 1:12:00
  Montana. Here's Larsa Pittman's latest little
• 1:12:04
  speech. Blessed and it's okay. Okay, since our
• 1:12:07
  last interview, the divorce with Scott is final.
• 1:12:11
  And I saw online where it says you took no money.
• 1:12:14
  Okay, that's not true. It says I took too much
• 1:12:17
  money or I took no money. I'm stuck. Well, you
• 1:12:23
  know, people that don't know your relationship
• 1:12:25
  or divorce because they may have gone through
• 1:12:28
  a divorce or seen what divorces look like online,
• 1:12:30
  they probably expected you guys to be scratching
• 1:12:31
  each other's eyes out in an alley. It wasn't
• 1:12:34
  that. Ah, so they kind of get along. He probably
• 1:12:37
  feels bad for her. He's like, yeah, kind of married
• 1:12:39
  a bus down. What's going on here? Men, don't
• 1:12:45
  marry a woman whose opening line is, I don't
• 1:12:48
  like being told what to do. Oh yeah, that is
• 1:12:50
  when you gotta frickin' run! Run for the hills!
• 1:12:55
  Or you gotta earn me! Run! I had a girl say I
• 1:13:01
  had to earn her and then she ghosted on me. Yeah,
• 1:13:05
  the one with three kids. No wonder people keep
• 1:13:09
  running. 57 -year -old billionaire Tyler Perry
• 1:13:13
  says he never wants to get married. Because he's
• 1:13:15
  gay! I added that last part in. Here's Blueface
• 1:13:23
  saying he doesn't trust Navia's DNA results.
• 1:13:28
  God, is he a dead bean? Ah, this is a legendary
• 1:13:37
  clip. I'll let this play out in the clip. Patrice
• 1:13:40
  O 'Neill versus Mark Lamont Hill, who's kind
• 1:13:43
  of a grifter, on Sean Hannity's show about Don
• 1:13:46
  Imus getting suspended. Doctor, do you see what
• 1:13:50
  he's trying to do? That's what they do. He's
• 1:13:52
  trying to make us hypocrites. That's what I'm
• 1:13:54
  saying. It's not about hypocrisy. It's about
• 1:13:57
  challenging someone who clearly spoke out in
• 1:14:00
  racist and sexist fashion. You know... The issue
• 1:14:02
  here isn't... I have known you for a lot of years.
• 1:14:05
  For a short time now. We've debated it. But we've
• 1:14:09
  known each other. You can basically say anything
• 1:14:11
  to me and I know everything you're saying is
• 1:14:12
  meant in humor. Not everything, but I know how
• 1:14:15
  to... To me, it makes me funny. By the way, that's
• 1:14:16
  not true when I talk to him. But let me ask you
• 1:14:18
  this. But you don't get to be the arbiter of
• 1:14:20
  what's funny. How can you all be the arbiter?
• 1:14:21
  There's Alan Combs. The arbiter of what's funny
• 1:14:23
  for black women. No, I am. But here's the main
• 1:14:26
  question. I am. Let me get Armstrong back in
• 1:14:28
  here. God, Mark Lamar Hill takes himself way...
• 1:14:32
  Take you seriously. I don't find you an arbiter
• 1:14:34
  either. Armstrong. Yeah, but you're an arbiter.
• 1:14:36
  You're an arbiter. Just like they painted you
• 1:14:39
  into a corner. You don't even realize that your
• 1:14:41
  whole seriousness is messing you up. And now
• 1:14:45
  you've got to commit to saying that Al Sharpton
• 1:14:48
  and Jesse Jackson are hypocrites. You had to
• 1:14:51
  commit. She's in a soft shoe and talking about
• 1:14:53
  how this isn't a serious issue. This is where
• 1:14:54
  the problem is. This is a serious issue. This
• 1:14:56
  is what they do. Who's they? They make us fight.
• 1:15:01
  Who's they? Who does? When he goes, soft shoe.
• 1:15:04
  Man, we need to portray something on the back.
• 1:15:07
  More insulting to me than nappy -headed hoe.
• 1:15:10
  That's when black people call each other words
• 1:15:13
  like that. Soft shoe, house nigga. Get out of
• 1:15:15
  here. You know better than that. Hell yeah! I'm
• 1:15:20
  saying anyone and everyone, yes. Yeah, he lost.
• 1:15:22
  Mark Lamont Hill, the bitch ass. I think, I think...
• 1:15:26
  He's like the type of guy that would wear the
• 1:15:28
  shirt feminist. I'm having a hard time with this.
• 1:15:30
  He really, I think... Actually, no. He's too
• 1:15:32
  distinguished. I think you're having... I'm having
• 1:15:34
  a hard time keeping the focus on Don Imus. No,
• 1:15:38
  I'm thinking, no, I think... You're making the
• 1:15:39
  escape go... The difference is I'm consistent.
• 1:15:40
  You're using diversionary tactics. I'm saying
• 1:15:42
  it's wrong. That's what he's doing. I am Mark
• 1:15:45
  Lamont Hill. Here's Rochelle Ryan talking about
• 1:15:48
  having sex with her best friend's 25 -year -old
• 1:15:51
  son. My best friend knew that I've always had
• 1:15:53
  a crush on him because he's hot. Like, I'll show
• 1:15:56
  you a picture. Like, he's hot. Just tall and
• 1:15:59
  muscled. And she never said, stay away from my
• 1:16:01
  son. Never. No. She's like, ride him! She's very,
• 1:16:07
  like, open. Like, she was like, she was the porn
• 1:16:09
  star that was never a porn star. She wanted her
• 1:16:10
  son to get some pussy. For sure. Like, and she
• 1:16:13
  was, you know, she was a dancer. She's a feature
• 1:16:15
  entertainer. I have mother of the year. Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  As she should. For sure. So she was just kind
• 1:16:23
  of, you know, she was very open. All right. That's
• 1:16:26
  delightful. This is a weird story. We have to
• 1:16:35
  talk about what might be one of the craziest
• 1:16:36
  controversies to ever come out of a high rocks
• 1:16:38
  event. And if you don't know what high rocks
• 1:16:40
  is, it's. It's basically a fitness race that
• 1:16:43
  combines running with workout stations like rowing,
• 1:16:45
  sled pushes, lunges, and other exercises, meaning
• 1:16:47
  competitors are constantly sharing equipment.
• 1:16:49
  Well, Australian athlete Joanna Vitesh could
• 1:16:51
  win a high rocks competition in Beijing, finishing
• 1:16:53
  in just over an hour. But during the race, she
• 1:16:56
  suffered fecal incontinence with diarrhea visibly
• 1:16:58
  running down her legs. Nice. And despite continuing
• 1:17:02
  through those shared workout stations, she was
• 1:17:03
  allowed to finish the race and ultimately took
• 1:17:05
  first place. Vitesh initially... She's the shit.
• 1:17:09
  They posted, go hard or go home, they say. A
• 1:17:11
  win is a win. Before deleting the post, his backlash
• 1:17:13
  exploded online. shitty story at the end of dinner
• 1:17:18
  i will not be touching that gas pump and rent
• 1:17:20
  will be paid i am not a material type girl but
• 1:17:23
  i also don't really believe in 50 50 relationship
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  uh you'll keep wondering why you're going from
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  wonder why you got cheated on we have needs uh
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  what's going on here if you are an 18 19 year
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  old girl and there's a 30 year old guy or a guy
• 1:17:49
  pushing 30 trying to hit you up whether he says
• 1:17:53
  he just wants to all right i'm so jealous Actually,
• 1:17:58
  jealous is the wrong word. I'm sick and tired
• 1:18:01
  of these washed up millennial and Gen X women
• 1:18:04
  that were dating older guys 20 years ago and
• 1:18:07
  now they're rewriting the past because there's
• 1:18:09
  no proof on social media and they're seeing all
• 1:18:12
  the millennials now that we're being ignored
• 1:18:14
  by the women their age 20 years ago are now all
• 1:18:17
  of a sudden noticing that the men that are in
• 1:18:20
  their 30s or 40s are going after the ones in
• 1:18:22
  their 20s when you were doing the same thing
• 1:18:24
  in 2010. Shut your ass! We're on to your games.
• 1:18:29
  Mm -hmm. One of the biggest lies social media
• 1:18:32
  has told women is that you have unlimited options.
• 1:18:36
  Yeah, you kind of do, though. Mm -hmm. I haven't
• 1:18:40
  been late in the month. I'm getting that. Not
• 1:18:42
  from HPV. I'm just getting a little horny. And
• 1:18:46
  there's just nothing really happening. Mm -hmm.
• 1:18:49
  A broken clock is right twice a day. Here's Trump
• 1:18:52
  on Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy's attorney
• 1:18:54
  last week asked you to pardon her. Is that under
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  consideration? Well, I know. It's a very sad
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  situation. I certainly heard that. But look,
• 1:19:07
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• 1:19:10
  so he's not going to pardon her. Well, he did
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• 1:19:14
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• 1:19:16
  but they really should realize, is that if you
• 1:19:18
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• 1:19:32
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• 1:19:39
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• 1:19:41
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• 1:19:42
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• 1:20:32
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• 1:20:35
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  Dogs ain't barking at them, chickens ain't clucking
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  Oh, yeah! And just like that, week one of the
• 1:25:10
  NFL is in the books. We have so much happening.
• 1:25:18
  Alexa, what are the big games for week two of
• 1:25:21
  the NFL? Week two's top matchups include the
• 1:25:27
  Detroit Lions at the Buffalo Bills on Thursday
• 1:25:29
  night, the Washington Commanders versus Dallas
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  Cowboys, Indianapolis Colts versus Kansas City
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  Chiefs, New York Giants versus Los Angeles Rams,
• 1:25:38
  and the Jacksonville Jaguars taking on the Denver
• 1:25:40
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• 1:25:43
  in? Tell me about the Tampa Bay Bucks! Buccaneers
• 1:25:46
  game. The Buccaneers host the Cleveland Browns
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  on Sunday, September 20th at 1 p .m. Eastern
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  at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. Baker Mayfield
• 1:25:58
  starts. All right, that's enough. Oh, yeah. That's
• 1:26:12
  what it sounds like when I climax. Isn't it delightful
• 1:26:25
  that my family listens to this show? Oh, they're
• 1:26:27
  so proud of me. What's going on here? Happy Hot
• 1:26:32
  Topic. I'll see what's happening. What's happening
• 1:26:37
  in the world of the NFL. Now, let's shift gears
• 1:26:50
  and talk about Lil Wayne's emotional reaction
• 1:26:52
  to the NFL season. A lifelong and passionate
• 1:26:56
  Green Bay Packers fan, Lil Wayne has never been
• 1:26:59
  shy about showing his love for the team. But
• 1:27:01
  after the recent Packers vs. Minnesota Vikings
• 1:27:04
  game, his frustration boiled over. The game started
• 1:27:07
  strong for... Oh, yeah! Fuck! The Packers. The
• 1:27:11
  Packers with Wayne... Little pit catches! cheering
• 1:27:16
  them on as they took an early lead. He said he
• 1:27:18
  can't stand the refs, me neither, but we can
• 1:27:21
  agree on that. What's going on here? Justin Bieber
• 1:27:25
  and Harry Styles are at the top of the Super
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  Bowl halftime show wish list. Here's everything
• 1:27:29
  we know. Sources tell us both singers are high
• 1:27:32
  on Roc Nation. Oh yeah! They're definitely high!
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  Me too! radar as you guys may know jay -z and
• 1:27:41
  his company are partnered with the nfl and as
• 1:27:43
  the league's live music entertainment all right
• 1:27:46
  we know that rock nation what's going on here
• 1:27:50
  scataboo had a big night on sunday night football
• 1:27:54
  but the new york giants star running back almost
• 1:27:57
  couldn't get into the stadium yeah he probably
• 1:28:00
  should have left a little earlier in the club
• 1:28:02
  i'm michael babcock Just because you're a famous
• 1:28:06
  player doesn't mean there's not going to be traffic.
• 1:28:08
  Not everyone's just going to pull aside for you.
• 1:28:11
  This is a minute with Mike. It was the first
• 1:28:13
  time that Scott was on the football field since
• 1:28:15
  suffering that gruesome leg injury last season.
• 1:28:19
  Well, it looked like football was the easiest
• 1:28:22
  part about last night. The hard part, actually
• 1:28:24
  accessing MetLife Stadium. Here's the problem
• 1:28:28
  when I'm reading from the comment section. Is
• 1:28:30
  that he was not in the usual car. He was with
• 1:28:32
  his homies in a club. He should have known that,
• 1:28:36
  but he's stupid. So about 5 .50 p .m., just a
• 1:28:39
  couple of hours before kickoff, a half hour after.
• 1:28:43
  He probably should have been there at like 4
• 1:28:45
  .50, you know. Happy Hot Topic! Texas Longhorns
• 1:28:54
  quarterback Arch Manning apologizes for his reaction
• 1:28:57
  to an AI video allegedly showing ESPN reporter
• 1:29:01
  Holly Rowe being slapped. Yeah, it's probably
• 1:29:04
  not something you should promote, even though
• 1:29:06
  she's absolutely unsufferable. She seems like
• 1:29:10
  that type of woman where if she has a bad interaction
• 1:29:13
  with a man, all men are bad. Shut up. In a statement
• 1:29:18
  shared on his Instagram story September 15th,
• 1:29:21
  Manning writes, Yeah, he was like saying, oh,
• 1:29:25
  did you see that video? God, you're a dumb jerk.
• 1:29:28
  Did you see that video of the woman getting beat
• 1:29:31
  up? Yeah, you are just saying that now because
• 1:29:37
  you got caught! Yeah. Brittany Mahomes has a
• 1:29:47
  cheeky reaction to ESPN's game day prediction
• 1:29:50
  after the Chiefs win. Yeah, you know, she's pretty
• 1:29:53
  hot. Now we know how insufferable Taylor is.
• 1:29:58
  So in comparison, Brittany Mahomes is an angel.
• 1:30:02
  Even though she blocked me. After her husband
• 1:30:05
  Patrick... I kind of deserved it. Mahomes led
• 1:30:07
  the Kansas City Chiefs to victory in a 31 -10
• 1:30:10
  faceoff against the Denver Broncos on September
• 1:30:12
  14th, which ESPN panelists predicted would end
• 1:30:15
  in a loss for the Midwest team. Yay! They're
• 1:30:18
  stupid! Uh, Eric Biannimi, who never should have
• 1:30:23
  left their offensive coordinators back. Mm -hmm.
• 1:30:25
  Brittany playfully calls out the network for
• 1:30:28
  their fumble. That's not very playfully, but...
• 1:30:30
  She writes over a screenshot from the ESPN morning
• 1:30:33
  show, Get Up, shared to her Instagram stories
• 1:30:35
  on September 14th. Oopsies. She's a loyal girlfriend.
• 1:30:41
  Wife, whatever it is. Miss Taylor, and she goes,
• 1:30:45
  Pat. And I go, oh, how are you? Big hug, she
• 1:30:48
  wants. Pat McAfee is recounting his star -studded
• 1:30:51
  weekend. Yeah, he's just hanging out in the club.
• 1:30:55
  during the latest episode of his espn series
• 1:30:58
  the host reveals that he was in travis kelsey's
• 1:31:00
  suite during the kansas city cheese versus denver
• 1:31:03
  broncos game yeah he's hanging out with tom quinn
• 1:31:06
  and got to officially meet taylor swift and tom
• 1:31:09
  cruise i potentially talked to tom cruise last
• 1:31:12
  night and i'll tell you i was dripping in sweat
• 1:31:14
  yeah you can't say much because of the nda yeah
• 1:31:19
  nda is creeping me out it's like what are you
• 1:31:22
  hiding What do you want them to not know about?
• 1:31:25
  Mm -hmm. Today on TNZ. Okay, I'm going to draw
• 1:31:34
  this. Not well, but if this were a bus, this
• 1:31:39
  would be Danica Patrick. Yeah! That hot piece
• 1:31:44
  of ass! I remember in middle school, they gave
• 1:31:49
  out a poster of her, and my friend Jimmy was
• 1:31:52
  like, I bet her vagina smells like gasoline.
• 1:31:54
  I'll never forget that. This would be Shane Lean
• 1:31:57
  Woodley, and the driver is Aaron Rodgers. I dated
• 1:32:02
  two women. Nobody gives a **** about unless they
• 1:32:05
  drop my name. He is so... Wow, he is a loser!
• 1:32:10
  The only time you made it to the Super Bowl is
• 1:32:12
  because you played a backup quarterback with
• 1:32:13
  the Bears. You're a bitch! Shut your ass. Narcissistic.
• 1:32:17
  I will acknowledge. I have been a big Aaron Rodgers
• 1:32:20
  fan. Oh, yeah. Because I kind of lean towards
• 1:32:24
  mega. Frighteous. I feel like you're just now
• 1:32:28
  coming around to what Aaron Rodgers has been.
• 1:32:33
  There was a fifth plane on 9 -11 and the government
• 1:32:36
  does not want you to know about it. Yeah, they
• 1:32:38
  ain't trying to teach us. We did a documentary,
• 1:32:42
  TMZ Investigates 9 -11, the fifth plane. We filed
• 1:32:46
  a Freedom of Information Act with the FBI. They
• 1:32:48
  didn't even respond. I think the reason the government
• 1:32:50
  isn't responding is because they know that there
• 1:32:52
  were people who were willing to commit an act.
• 1:32:57
  Let's see today's episode. Today. on TMZ. Okay,
• 1:33:04
  turns out that football players are just like
• 1:33:08
  employees at an office because a running back
• 1:33:12
  for the Giants showed up late. Yeah! Cam Scataboo!
• 1:33:16
  30 minutes late, couldn't get in. New York Giants
• 1:33:19
  star running back Cam Scataboo shows up super
• 1:33:22
  late to the game. Yeah, he's a dumb jerk. The
• 1:33:25
  lame fact that he has to hang out of the window
• 1:33:27
  and tell them, I'd rather hang out with a young
• 1:33:29
  jock than this dumb jock. The people at the gate,
• 1:33:32
  quote, let me in. I'm the running back for the
• 1:33:34
  team. Hayden Panettiere died from rest in peace,
• 1:33:41
  princess. I'm taking an oxy pill that was laced
• 1:33:44
  with fentanyl. Yeah, that ain't it. According
• 1:33:48
  to people working on this investigation, what
• 1:33:51
  we're told is this is starting to feel like a
• 1:33:54
  Mac Miller case. Yeah, I kind of got that vibe
• 1:33:57
  from the beginning. Where they are focusing now
• 1:34:01
  on the drug dealer. If they can tie him to what
• 1:34:06
  may be a fentanyl -laced oxy. Loser! He took
• 1:34:10
  away our princess. Lady Gaga is a mama. Oh, yeah!
• 1:34:16
  That news totally changes my life. She was seen.
• 1:34:22
  So there's her with her baby. Whatever. God.
• 1:34:27
  You know, there's one thing that is the reason
• 1:34:29
  why I don't really care about a sauna and a kid.
• 1:34:32
  It goes like this. Did you know that Ryan Hoppy
• 1:34:35
  got a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And we aren't
• 1:34:37
  even sure why we told you. Welcome back to Hoppy
• 1:34:39
  Hour. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! Brian Hickerson's
• 1:34:45
  brother breaks his silence on a bar fight one
• 1:34:47
  month after Hayden Panettiere's death. Yeah,
• 1:34:50
  you know, the play again and the constant fight!
• 1:34:53
  Because they're little bitch asses. The brother
• 1:34:56
  of Hayden Panettiere's on and off again boyfriend,
• 1:34:59
  Brian Hickerson, is speaking. Hey, the dumb heck.
• 1:35:01
  Now, after the siblings were involved in an altercation
• 1:35:04
  at a bar in South Carolina. Oh, yeah. You know,
• 1:35:08
  they're public enemy number one. On September
• 1:35:10
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• 1:35:13
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• 1:35:18
  a little bit. No! Happy Hot Topic! Sister Wives
• 1:35:24
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• 1:35:27
  20 seasons, they creep me the fuck out, man.
• 1:35:33
  Today, rapper Jim Jones was spotted outside during
• 1:35:41
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• 1:35:49
  Jim. So they showed up at Fashion Week, man.
• 1:35:53
  Looking to get recognized. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:36:02
  Ah, what the hell's going on with Perez Hilton?
• 1:36:05
  More than one month after Perez Hilton appeared
• 1:36:07
  to engage in self -harm on a live stream. Man,
• 1:36:10
  more than a month since Hayden died. More than
• 1:36:12
  a month since this loser, you know, tried to
• 1:36:15
  kill himself. Man! August 2026 was crazy. His
• 1:36:20
  family is sharing a new update on his recovery.
• 1:36:22
  So I guess he's doing okay. Whatever. Oh, we
• 1:36:26
  can't talk about him, but he can talk about everybody
• 1:36:28
  else. Shut up. You're a bitch. You've always
• 1:36:32
  been a bitch. Like this guy right here. I'm excited
• 1:36:37
  to get to touring America. It's going to be new.
• 1:36:39
  He just has an annoying voice. I'm Ed Sheeran.
• 1:36:42
  I am such a beta. I couldn't even get Taylor
• 1:36:45
  to fuck me. Stage, new set. And soon, a new opening
• 1:36:50
  act. Ed Sheeran refusing to take sides, saying
• 1:36:53
  he spent days to try and build a bridge. Water.
• 1:36:56
  Sorry, all that stupid free Palestine stuff.
• 1:37:00
  I don't want to leave, and my husband's actually
• 1:37:03
  doing a Broadway show, so now I really need to
• 1:37:07
  step back. Amanda Seyfried and her husband, Thomas
• 1:37:10
  Sadowski, taking a step back from their marriage,
• 1:37:13
  announcing their split in a joint statement to
• 1:37:15
  People. We have been separated for a while, and
• 1:37:18
  it's proven to be the right move for us and our
• 1:37:21
  family unit. We've got each other. So they're
• 1:37:24
  doing the bare minimum appearance. Congratulations.
• 1:37:28
  We're happy for you. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot
• 1:37:32
  Topic! If I'm honest, my older sister didn't
• 1:37:37
  really ever acknowledge me and my brother. Yeah,
• 1:37:40
  you know, she probably finds you insufferable.
• 1:37:43
  Mm -hmm. There's definitely two sides to the
• 1:37:47
  story. Kelly Osbourne is detailing her relationship
• 1:37:49
  with her sister. Which is a zero to nothing.
• 1:37:52
  Yeah, Kelly Osbourne is just absolutely insufferable.
• 1:37:56
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic. The first update concerns
• 1:38:02
  the death penalty consideration. Mr. Weiner has
• 1:38:05
  been indicted by the grand jury on two charges.
• 1:38:09
  The first. So he's not getting death penalty.
• 1:38:11
  Whatever. Protect that nipple, baby bitch. Take
• 1:38:16
  him out to the shed. Happy Hot Topic. This morning,
• 1:38:22
  a doomsday dismissal from President Trump. Downplaying
• 1:38:26
  recent apocalyptic warnings that AI advancements
• 1:38:29
  could wipe out humans. Whatever. Just wipe us
• 1:38:33
  out. We deserve it. Taylor Frankie Paul has another
• 1:38:38
  update on her love life. God, is she an annoying
• 1:38:41
  broad. Go away! The Secret Lives of Mormon White
• 1:38:46
  Star, who was mom to two kids with ex -Tate Paul,
• 1:38:48
  and shares a two -year -old with ex -Dakota Mortensen,
• 1:38:51
  reveals on Instagram September 14th that after
• 1:38:53
  having a romantic relationship with musician
• 1:38:55
  Ben Lambert, the two have gone their separate
• 1:38:57
  ways. Bye! See you later, elegant. What's going
• 1:39:03
  on here? How much time you've spent looking at
• 1:39:06
  your phone today? Maybe you're even looking at...
• 1:39:09
  So I look at my phone an hour and 50 minutes
• 1:39:11
  a day. I really try to contain it. i could really
• 1:39:14
  try to not live through it hi there welcome back
• 1:39:19
  it is 8 45 here just by 8 45 so a new seat we
• 1:39:23
  have phones you don't need it out of time dc
• 1:39:25
  report uh confirms what really a lot of us are
• 1:39:28
  already feeling one and four three and four people
• 1:39:31
  are fatigued all right there you go a new study
• 1:39:36
  from the journal science suggests working alone
• 1:39:40
  can take a toll on your mental health. Single,
• 1:39:42
  remote... I disagree, dude. That's just them
• 1:39:45
  trying to have us go back in the office. I love
• 1:39:47
  working by myself. Mmm. Next up, Dave Chappelle,
• 1:39:53
  the stand -up comedian, is hitting the road.
• 1:39:55
  Yesterday, Chappelle announced a fall arena tour
• 1:39:57
  with dates across the United States. Starting
• 1:39:59
  in Nashville in October, he will hit cities including...
• 1:40:02
  All right, so he's touring the world. Yes. Dave
• 1:40:06
  Chappelle. Oh, yeah! I can't play this, but they're
• 1:40:17
  not ready to get married. That is the most millennial
• 1:40:19
  thing ever, to not get married. That is just
• 1:40:26
  so, you know, I don't know. Thank you. Actually,
• 1:40:30
  it's kind of genuine. I don't know what I'm saying.
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  Oh, what's going on here? New from overnight,
• 1:40:35
  Georgia rapper Lil Durk was found not guilty.
• 1:40:38
  Hell no! He's not a Georgia rapper. He's a Chicago
• 1:40:42
  rapper that moved to Georgia. You don't get to
• 1:40:44
  claim him! Okay. Let's see what happens with
• 1:40:49
  the other charges. But he seems like he has a
• 1:40:50
  good -ass lawyer, the same one. You know. What's
• 1:40:55
  his name, man? The man that is known as Young
• 1:40:59
  Thug. Not Old Thug. Young Thug. All right. It's
• 1:41:04
  time for Kardashian news right now. Turn it up,
• 1:41:13
  it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian news, we dissect
• 1:41:16
  the climb. No filters, no fluff, raw truth and
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  wine. Mic's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.
• 1:41:22
  Nepotism's thrown, they sittin' in the plush.
• 1:41:24
  Built an empire off nothin' but the hush. Reality's
• 1:41:28
  a script, ain't no realness in the cut. Talents
• 1:41:30
  on vacation, they just takin' what's corrupt.
• 1:41:32
  Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal demolition.
• 1:41:35
  Exposin' fake lives, media's worse addiction.
• 1:41:38
  Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain on snooze.
• 1:41:42
  The Kardashian News. The Kardashian News. Where
• 1:41:44
  the truth gets head. Hoppy breaking down the
• 1:41:46
  hype. Y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lives.
• 1:41:49
  Fake lives, fake drama. They choose. No talent
• 1:41:51
  required. It's Kardashian News. Kardashian News.
• 1:41:55
  Where the truth gets head. Hoppy breaking down
• 1:41:57
  the hype. Y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lives.
• 1:41:59
  Fake lives, fake drama. They choose. No talent
• 1:42:02
  required. It's Kardashian News. Alright, Kardashian
• 1:42:05
  News. Cut it off. We'll end it. No! Copy Hot
• 1:42:09
  Topic! I came a little too quick. Kim Kardashian
• 1:42:14
  is turning the page on a civil case related to
• 1:42:17
  her 2016 armed robbery. A Paris court awarding
• 1:42:21
  the Kardashian star a symbolic amount of one
• 1:42:24
  euro on September 15th. All right, time for flat
• 1:42:31
  cameras. Hoppy, I would turn it up. Brian, Brian
• 1:42:38
  on the mic. Rodgers. Rodgers. Stop then put it
• 1:43:10
  away, no creepy little hunt at the end of the
• 1:43:12
  day Hands off the feed, close out the file Respect
• 1:43:16
  goes further than a license and a smile Block
• 1:43:20
  camera suck When they're used like that, watching
• 1:43:24
  X's abusing the badge Imagine that Block camera
• 1:43:28
  suck Hear the whole room shout, power without
• 1:43:31
  limits We're calling it out No more stalking,
• 1:43:36
  no more spying, no more loot All right, now they
• 1:43:42
  really did something. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:43:47
  Oh, yeah. Bartlett plans to let the contract
• 1:43:53
  for nearly half of its flock cameras expire.
• 1:43:56
  Yeah! It's not all of them, though. The village
• 1:43:59
  board planned to discuss renewing seven of Bartlett's
• 1:44:02
  15 cameras during tonight's meeting. The Daily
• 1:44:05
  Herald reports the village board... Oh, yeah,
• 1:44:07
  my aunt lives in Bartlett. And let me tell you,
• 1:44:10
  man. They do not like the flat cameras. The president
• 1:44:14
  said the proposal doesn't have enough support.
• 1:44:16
  I know that street. It's so weird seeing downtown
• 1:44:19
  Barlett being like, I don't know what that looks
• 1:44:21
  like. Going there for Christmas parties. All
• 1:44:25
  right. Speaking of flat cameras, you know, the
• 1:44:27
  cops be following this woman. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:44:32
  This morning, Sidney Sweeney at the center of
• 1:44:35
  another ad controversy. Listen, the people that
• 1:44:39
  are outraged over this ad, I try not to judge
• 1:44:42
  people off the looks because I don't film my
• 1:44:44
  show. I'm not a very good looking guy. I'm okay
• 1:44:47
  at times, but it's the people that are not very
• 1:44:51
  attractive. I'm sorry to say that. I know that
• 1:44:54
  sounds rude, but it's the people that you know
• 1:44:57
  hate their lives. And I hate seeing a woman that
• 1:45:01
  everyone's falling in order. And frankly, I never
• 1:45:05
  want to hear a woman go, oh, it's men that bring
• 1:45:08
  down women. And then what is it? A bunch of female
• 1:45:11
  athletes trying to cancel Sydney Sweeney. It
• 1:45:16
  really seems like women try to bring down women.
• 1:45:21
  And not in a good way. Not the way you want.
• 1:45:28
  Man, that makes me so happy. If I could just
• 1:45:31
  plow her for five minutes, that'd be great. Oh,
• 1:45:38
  yeah. Even though we've already seen her naked.
• 1:45:40
  How about that? You don't get me into sports.
• 1:45:44
  I'm into sports enough, baby. I have it paused.
• 1:45:48
  I'm just going to look into your eyes. They're
• 1:45:50
  so pretty. Ah! It's so pretty. It's now speaking
• 1:45:54
  out, claiming the ad reduces women in sports
• 1:45:57
  to their bodies. Oh, heaven forbid a woman promote
• 1:46:00
  their body. If you look at my Instagram, at Ryan
• 1:46:03
  Happy Radio, there's a picture of Sue Bird and
• 1:46:05
  Megan Rapinoe, you know, naked. It's barf -worthy.
• 1:46:10
  And the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 1:46:12
  girls, is nobody was our age with that. It's
• 1:46:15
  because Sidney Sweeney's probably mega, and she's
• 1:46:17
  got huge boobs. And every guy wants her that
• 1:46:21
  it drives the women nuts. Instead of their abilities.
• 1:46:25
  It's not a joke when your life is actually you.
• 1:46:29
  This is Cassidy Gray, some Olympic skier that
• 1:46:33
  no one's heard of. So she's, you know, trying
• 1:46:36
  to be famous. You being a female athlete and
• 1:46:40
  being, like, sexualized or not taken seriously.
• 1:46:43
  Oh, yeah, you know, I think we take Sydney seriously.
• 1:46:46
  She gets a lot of movie roles. What are you doing,
• 1:46:48
  Cassidy Gray? Champion boxer Skye Nicholson saying
• 1:46:52
  there's a big difference between looking sexy
• 1:46:55
  because you do sport compared to using sex to
• 1:46:57
  sell sport. Didn't she do a movie about boxing?
• 1:47:00
  Shut your ass! It's a challenge. I'm Skye Nicholson.
• 1:47:06
  I'm probably insufferable to date. Swimmer Lonnie
• 1:47:09
  Pallister posting, Man, I never want to hear,
• 1:47:12
  I mean, there are men that bring down women.
• 1:47:15
  But I'm saying, man, women just want to see other
• 1:47:17
  women fail. We're seeing it with Sidney Sweeney.
• 1:47:20
  We're seeing it with Kaylin Clark. It's pathetic.
• 1:47:23
  This is what sport looks like. Since the ad dropped,
• 1:47:27
  Sweeney has lost more than 200 ,000 followers.
• 1:47:30
  Well, they were never your fans. Mm -hmm. They
• 1:47:32
  were losers! So there's that. On Instagram, she
• 1:47:37
  responded by posting old covers of ESPN magazine
• 1:47:40
  shows. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Showing Gronk and, uh...
• 1:47:45
  Serena naked, which we don't need to see. Athletes
• 1:47:51
  posing nude, including Serena Williams and Rob
• 1:47:54
  Gronkowski. Let's hear what The View said. Sidney
• 1:47:57
  Sweeney is allowed to use her sexuality however
• 1:47:59
  she wants. It's her body, her choice, okay? And
• 1:48:02
  to all the jealous women out there, go to the
• 1:48:04
  gym, maybe cheat, do Ozambic, but get over yourself.
• 1:48:08
  All right, we got a few minutes left. Let's do
• 1:48:11
  Tampa Bay News. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I know.
• 1:48:59
  The gates closed in June, but questions and concerns
• 1:49:07
  remain. That's after a new Homeland Security
• 1:49:11
  inspector general report dropped Monday. Inside,
• 1:49:15
  what a surprise January inspection uncovered.
• 1:49:17
  Perhaps the most alarming this. 79 detainees
• 1:49:22
  confined in metal enclosures. Yeah, and we weren't
• 1:49:25
  allowed to see it. Mm -hmm. Totally not sketchy.
• 1:49:28
  Mm -hmm. Fuck you if you support it. Kiss my
• 1:49:31
  ass. Well, if your grocery bill seems to be getting
• 1:49:35
  more expensive, I know mine is, a new study suggests
• 1:49:38
  that Florida shoppers are, in fact, paying more
• 1:49:40
  than shoppers in most other states. Yeah, because
• 1:49:43
  Publix is robbing us, screwing us without lube.
• 1:49:47
  At least give us lube, please. Mm -hmm. I'm Haley
• 1:49:54
  Zarconi, your Bradenton and Manatee County reporter.
• 1:49:57
  Man, she's freaking hot. $30 ,000 one homeowner
• 1:50:00
  says she put into a fence that lines her entire
• 1:50:03
  property. And it's not for aesthetics or because
• 1:50:06
  she wanted a fence. She tells me she had to have
• 1:50:10
  a fence to keep out vacationers on the other
• 1:50:12
  side of it. We know that when those lights go
• 1:50:15
  up... Somebody sold us an Airbnb. Gail Flynn
• 1:50:19
  has lived here for three decades. Over the past
• 1:50:22
  four years, she's seen her neighbors move out
• 1:50:24
  and short -term rental properties move in. Hell
• 1:50:27
  yeah! You got all the nipple babies, you know,
• 1:50:31
  with their parents' money. They've deprived us
• 1:50:33
  of our own homes. Whatever, get over it. You
• 1:50:38
  probably partied in the 70s and you were loud.
• 1:50:42
  Treasure Island Business is getting ready to
• 1:50:44
  open its doors again almost two years after Hurricane
• 1:50:46
  Helene ripped through the area. Yeah, Hubbard's
• 1:50:47
  Marina is preparing to reopen in Johns Pass.
• 1:50:50
  It's a big milestone after a long road back to
• 1:50:53
  recovery there. Yeah, I mean, it sucks. It's
• 1:50:59
  not ideal. And then there's this, right? Within
• 1:51:03
  the last two hours, Pinellas County Sheriff Bob
• 1:51:06
  Gualtieri announced the arrest of... Man, I can't
• 1:51:09
  stand him. He seems absolutely insufferable.
• 1:51:11
  Whatever, but he did a good job here. More than
• 1:51:14
  a dozen men in an undercover child sex state.
• 1:51:17
  Deputies say it was part of a larger initial
• 1:51:19
  operation called Operation Cyber Shield. They
• 1:51:23
  always have to have a little operation name.
• 1:51:26
  Kind of like the Deflategate or Spy Game. Main
• 1:51:31
  News reporter Randy Kroll joins us live in Pinellas
• 1:51:33
  County tonight after just hearing about this
• 1:51:35
  major operation. Dave and Courtney, it was 15
• 1:51:41
  people arrested thanks to Operation Cyber Shield.
• 1:51:44
  Yeah, that feeling when you get caught has to
• 1:51:47
  be terrible. Now, within those 15 people, a total
• 1:51:50
  of 25 charges, the sheriff tells us, have been
• 1:51:53
  totaled up, including the youngest involved child
• 1:51:56
  only being four years old. Grab the shotgun!
• 1:51:59
  Dallas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri telling us
• 1:52:02
  that this happened with a range of dates happening
• 1:52:04
  over the last few... Alright, so there you go.
• 1:52:07
  So many freaking creeps out there. Unbelievable!
• 1:52:10
  And some lawyer named Michael Rosam got caught.
• 1:52:13
  You're a loser! Okay. And you're a liar and a
• 1:52:18
  failure. No! Copy Hot Topic! Tonight, two illegal
• 1:52:23
  gambling operations in St. Pete shut down. Oh
• 1:52:27
  yeah, I remember when I first moved here, I saw
• 1:52:29
  all these arcades. I was like, man, they really
• 1:52:31
  like Ms. Pac -Man down here. The Florida Gaming
• 1:52:33
  Control Commission announcing the bust of the
• 1:52:36
  Zoo Sports Club and Grill. Yeah, but we all know
• 1:52:39
  that the guy that runs the zoo is kind of a douche.
• 1:52:42
  An action arcade in West St. Pete. We're trying
• 1:52:46
  to protect the public. Authorities seizing 163
• 1:52:49
  illegal slot machines. Whoa! They are dumb. And
• 1:52:54
  nearly $250 ,000 from the two businesses. Yeah,
• 1:52:58
  that's definitely not money laundering. That
• 1:53:01
  they say were working together. Oh, yeah. Two
• 1:53:04
  rednecks making money. Three people now facing
• 1:53:07
  charges for possession of slot machines. Real
• 1:53:12
  gangstas. In either keeping or working at a gambling
• 1:53:17
  house. Yeah, I never understand why they just
• 1:53:20
  keep it up. Like you're going to get caught at
• 1:53:22
  some point. And the people that go to those arcades
• 1:53:25
  are also freaking losers. In a lot of cases,
• 1:53:29
  it's organized theft is really what it is. It's
• 1:53:31
  just the latest bust in a growing problem across
• 1:53:34
  the Tampa Bay region. Yeah, if you're running
• 1:53:36
  a massage parlor that's named after a horoscope
• 1:53:39
  sign or one of these arcades, you're going to
• 1:53:41
  get caught. It's going to happen. Earlier this
• 1:53:46
  month, Sarasota County deputies seizing 76 machines
• 1:53:49
  from two businesses in Sarasota. Yeah, they're
• 1:53:53
  just over there batting away their retiring money.
• 1:53:56
  Waiting to die. July, Manatee County officials
• 1:53:59
  seizing 34 machines in Bradenton. That is 110.
• 1:54:04
  And in May, state gaming officials seizing 265
• 1:54:08
  machines across multiple locations in Manatee
• 1:54:12
  County. All right, so that's about 160, 155 other
• 1:54:16
  gambling happening over there. Man, when you
• 1:54:20
  live in Manatee County, there's literally nothing
• 1:54:22
  else to do. So it doesn't really surprise me.
• 1:54:26
  All right, Tim, time for Chicago news. You know.
• 1:54:31
  Yeah. Oh, geez. Bop, bop. Oh. Oh. From Arlington
• 1:54:52
  Heights. It's where the stories flow. Ryan Hobbs
• 1:54:57
  got the Mike Keys running the show. He calls
• 1:55:02
  it like it is. No sugar, no blame. Serving up
• 1:55:07
  the truth in a Midwest blaze. Oh, yeah. Chicago.
• 1:55:31
  All right, now, what's going on here? I was born
• 1:55:37
  at this hospital. Both hospitals were supposed
• 1:55:41
  to be placed in receivership this afternoon,
• 1:55:43
  but after five hours of closed -door negotiations,
• 1:55:46
  we're still no closer to understanding the future
• 1:55:48
  of... It's West Suburban Hospital. That's where
• 1:55:51
  I was squirted out by my mom. The delightful
• 1:55:55
  way of saying it! New this morning, the winner
• 1:55:59
  of the billion dollar Powerball jackpot here
• 1:56:02
  in Illinois. The winning numbers were drawn last
• 1:56:05
  month. I used to do this thing with my grandpa.
• 1:56:08
  It was so much fun where they would be showing
• 1:56:11
  it on WGN and they'd be like, the first number
• 1:56:13
  is nine. And then I would go, nine, right? They'd
• 1:56:16
  be like, the second number is 14. I'd be like,
• 1:56:17
  oh, it's 14. I used to make my grandpa laugh
• 1:56:20
  and laugh. Not really. This is more of an amused
• 1:56:23
  smile. What's going on with this douchebag? A
• 1:56:27
  common theme so far when it comes to this administration.
• 1:56:31
  Johnson, he took office and had many battles
• 1:56:34
  with the city council to start. Yeah, you know,
• 1:56:36
  Brandon Johnson didn't really get along with
• 1:56:38
  anyone else because he thinks he's above us.
• 1:56:41
  When he's just another corrupt politician and
• 1:56:44
  the Chicago media is afraid to say it, so I'll
• 1:56:46
  say it. He's a douchebag. Lots of tension and
• 1:56:51
  lots of pushback, right? Well, he deserved it.
• 1:56:53
  You know, I still, this stat that he had the
• 1:56:57
  lowest crime since the 60s and you still see
• 1:57:00
  the crime going on. It's like, man, I don't know
• 1:57:02
  why I don't believe it. Several of his major
• 1:57:04
  proposals have stalled. It's like when a radio
• 1:57:06
  show says they're popular between 25 to 70 people,
• 1:57:10
  you know. Changed substantially over these squabbles.
• 1:57:13
  And I put this question directly to him today,
• 1:57:15
  whether it's more about opposition to his agenda
• 1:57:18
  specifically. He's just an insufferable guy.
• 1:57:21
  You have all this crime going on. And then to
• 1:57:25
  announce his reelection, which I hope to God
• 1:57:28
  he's not reelected. He made a video of him dancing.
• 1:57:33
  Brandon Johnson. This guy doesn't care about
• 1:57:35
  us. He's a loser. Brandon Johnson dancing his
• 1:57:41
  way into his reelection campaign. It's the most
• 1:57:43
  cringe thing ever. Everybody else behind him
• 1:57:45
  is a freaking dork. He's getting plenty of attention
• 1:57:47
  online. Even though the girls are hot as hell.
• 1:57:51
  You know, he cheats on his girl with them. Oh,
• 1:57:53
  he thinks he's so gangster. Shut up. Johnson
• 1:57:57
  showing off his moves. It's the most awkward
• 1:58:00
  autistic. egotistical, narcissistic thing I've
• 1:58:03
  ever seen. Mm -hmm. This new campaign video that
• 1:58:05
  has gone viral on social media. God, it's insufferable
• 1:58:08
  to look at. He's just absolutely annoying. He's
• 1:58:11
  such a douche. But the mayor is also getting
• 1:58:14
  heat for releasing this clip on a violent...
• 1:58:16
  Yeah, you know, after a big weekend. Hey, it's
• 1:58:18
  about me. I let the criminals go anyway because
• 1:58:22
  I'm a loser. ...weekend that included a deadly
• 1:58:25
  mass shooting in Humble Park. Hey, at least he
• 1:58:28
  danced. Mm -hmm. Y 'all will be right back. You
• 1:58:47
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:58:50
  going outside, um, we always smell it. We also
• 1:58:55
  need to be affectionate. And you can see that
• 1:58:58
  with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot
• 1:59:01
  of touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll
• 1:59:06
  call it a day. The semen was so big. It's not
• 1:59:10
  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 1:59:13
  need. That's it. Bushing. Stop cussing. And it
• 1:59:18
  looks like you went and got a... job on the ipad
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  screen whatever the case might be in your hand
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  in a sock you know whatever like thank you but
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  also i would love to be getting railed but as
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  Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
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  Speaks. It's time to listen. Hey! Makin' all
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  the h***s get hit down Made a great man, make
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  it change swang Pimpin' the players, gon' do
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  the damn thing Comin' to this club, takin' over
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  streets Takin' over man with the 4 ,000 beats
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  Got him on charge, got him on lock Everywhere
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  we go, guarantee to blow the spot Message to
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  some haters, tryin' to say them gators Oh, it's
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  gon' blaze ya, nothin' is gonna save ya Bets
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  on the streets It's on the beat. If you want
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  to bounce, best every point to me. City shot
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  time, where I pull it down. Ain't no limit, drop
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  a piece, matter pound. The ball's out of line,
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  cause you know I call the shots. Stack a paper
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  like them bacon sodas in the pot. We got the
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  remix. We got the flow. We got the music down
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  on the floor. We got it. We got it. We got it.
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  We got it. And I ain't even drivin', I'm just
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  parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, and
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  the man is in the 50s Don't fret, don't We'll
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  be right back. Don't put no chasers in my drink.
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  I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke,
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  y 'all. People say, smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all.
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  People say, been all on the earth. I don't need
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  courage. Speech all slurred. Nothing's in my
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  cup. Shit is all gone. Y 'all hiding the motherfucker
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  making up words. Lookin' like men. I like them
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  light skin. Feel what it's like. I can't walk,
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  I, I, I, I can't talk, workin' from the day to
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  the dark, see far, far square, but my goons don't
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  pee, his drinks on you, all eyes on me, and niggas
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  with me drinkin' dark, and he makes for Remy
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  Ma, party goin' all night, but we kickin', kickin'
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  hard, niggas, they smokin', they be gettin' choked
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  to come back and I'll be able to keep this party
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  DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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  The fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  I beat the odds by having loving friends and
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  You already know what it is. It's the first time
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  I'm high. It's the first time I've smoked in
• 2:14:02
  like three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do
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  it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.
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  I stayed late tonight, right? You know what happens
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  when I stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's
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  like this every single time. Toronto, I got you.
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  We'll be right back. Better than it's ever been
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  Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president
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  Someone cut the lights on where it's Thomas Edison
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  Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
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  a MTV show for me and my people And if you try
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  to zone, I got a whole switch to sweep through
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  Rappers all liars and they women all deceitful
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  Added to they subtract me, I'll never be your
• 2:15:12
  equal Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead
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  now Weezy told me just write every single thing
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  you need down And I'm happy as can be now. About
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  to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound.
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  Yeah. And I should have the most bragging rights.
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  Because a nigga's spit cracked. Bag it tight.
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  I hate when rappers say they trying to get their
• 2:15:32
  swagger right. Cause I became a more fire than
• 2:15:35
  a dragon fight. You pussy ass hater. You should
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  do you. You ain't heard of me. Then you should
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  go and get a blue slew. Oops, I mean a red clue.
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  Wayne's here. Sue woo. Betty felt that like the
• 2:15:46
  end of a pool cue. But I ain't banging. I ain't
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  waving. I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge
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  It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so
• 2:15:55
  sad I could sun you, see a little me in your
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  dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play
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  up on the grass Seekin' pockets, 20 ,000 to be
• 2:16:03
  anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks
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  like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe,
• 2:16:10
  ask me But don't ask me shit about me And know
• 2:16:13
  the game really ain't shit without me She might
• 2:16:16
  have to pay me, but I don't care I'm gone now.
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  I'm gone now. I put the bop up to him, then bop
• 2:16:49
  bop and bop bop and bop bop again. Suck nut,
• 2:16:52
  you don't fuck your unlovin' kin. Now don't rub
• 2:16:55
  it in like Luvaderm on a new tattoo. I had to
• 2:16:59
  kick my princess up off my cassoot. That hoot,
• 2:17:02
  never had that dude. Always had a black tooth,
• 2:17:04
  even when I was at school. Cause bullies aren't
• 2:17:07
  bulletproof. Red scarf hoodie too, probably ain't
• 2:17:10
  as good as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only
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  thing in the hood is you. I do everything good
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  as you know I do everything better. I get paid
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  for every letter, A, B, C, et cetera. Fetch a
• 2:17:20
  bone. Like a dog, motherfucker, I am gone for
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  your neck. Intercept, intercept, bring it back.
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  Like work in the trunk and my exit coming up.
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  Yeah, I am headed to the buck like buck, buck
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  again. Might fly to L .A. and just fuck her in.
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  Nah, fuck her in. Let's get bucks again and fucking
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  spend them bucks and then just fuck her in. If
• 2:17:42
  I told you I'm doing, I did it. Got my city on
• 2:17:45
  my And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer
• 2:18:07
  And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy
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  Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to
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  play father And when it comes to the game I'm
• 2:18:14
  too willing to play harder They check MVP when
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  I shoot a free throw CEO, jazz what they do The
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  haters on their face and in their ass is a shoe
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  Faster than you, badder than you, radder than
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  you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter
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  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
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  O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, T, O, P,
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  G, S, T, O, P That was just a footnote, how long
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  can he could go? Wonderin' when he stop, bitch
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  when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the
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  sheetrock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin
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  The end We'll be right back. I'll see you next
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  time. Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
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  Radio waves fading like a Wilson Rose. Laughter
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  and joy dissolving in the air. Clockwork to a
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  show Now it's time to face the silence Like the
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  TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Can't you see her silent side
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  But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  How the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's
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  our daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts
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  we can't rewind Love you. RyanHockeyRadio .com
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  I like that. He's gone. You probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. I'll get you a little and we'll
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  call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
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  Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America.