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I'm A Chocolate Bear | It's Friday!!! #40 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trade Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Today is
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Friday, mm hmm, June sixth, twenty twenty four D Day anniversary.
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I want to make sure to recognize that, because that was hell And it's
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weird whenever you get so far removed from certain things like that that are great
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historical and importance, but you don't know when the time is when you don't
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recognize it as much as you used to. I think through time and happens
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through all things. But being a fan of a fan, that sounds too
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weird to say of World War two history and history in general. Just certain
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things, certain dates stick out of my mind and then you remember, oh,
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yeah, this is a this is a reverent date. Also Tray six,
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so that that also sucks. Also Friday's gene seventh, is it?
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Yeah? Well then, hey, good news? What today's looking up already?
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Really gotta gotta update my my computer calendar here? Yeah, let me
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just right then on there se then there we go. Friday June seventh,
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twenty twenty four. Yay for us. But Tray's still sick, and that's
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bad. I'm sorry, Trey, that's all right. It could be worse
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though, because you could have fallen victim to Godzilla Hale. Godzilla Hale,
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Godzilla Hale. Yeah. So obviously tons of storms have you know, blown
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through North Texas recently, and the straight line winds that were at hurricane level
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miles per hour type stuff. That's all bad, right, and there was
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Hale that was involved. I keep seeing, even though I'm not near you
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guys right now, I still keep seeing the weather alerts from North Texas and
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the just yesterday or day before on I think it was Twitter slash X,
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which there's a new information on that that will cover just a little bit later
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in the episode today. But on the X some guy had posted about Hale
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three miles west northwest of Vigo Park in the Texas Panhandle, Godzilla Hale,
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okay, and a storm chaser reposted it saying, holy, Godzilla Hale.
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That's over six inches. So I guess in the stormchaser community, hale that's
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over six inches is referred to as Godzilla Hale, which, if I'm being
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honest, labeling anything over six inches as a monster is the kind of gaslighting.
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I'm okay with Yeah, I know that there's a monster. You can
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finally call it Godzilla. No, no, the Panhandle weather expert said so.
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And it's white too. Two fantastical things in the palm of one hand,
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still cold to the touch, but it doesn't matter. Still a monster.
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Wow, that is a that's basket basketball? Is that soccer ball size?
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That one? No, it's that it would basically be softball size.
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But I pulled up the photo either here you can see I think so we
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you see this? Oh wow, okay, yeah, so that's that's a
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huge piece of hail. Yeah, that's the size of a guy's hand,
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someone's hand. Yeah. Now, I don't know if they really mean it
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to be Godzilla Hill because it's over six inches, or because the formations on
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the hill actually look a little bit like the spines that go down Godzilla's back.
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Oh gotcha, okay, or maybe it's a little bit of both.
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I mean, yeah, because that is you don't want to get you don't
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want to get hit by that. No, I don't think anyone wants to
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get hit in the face with this monster, this white, jagged monster to
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the face. Now, to me, that's more let's see, it's the
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outer edges. It's a little bit larger than softball size, because softball would
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be basically, you know, in the palm of your hand type of thing.
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But uh yeah, I saw. I couldn't help, I couldn't resist.
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I mean, Godzilla, Hale, that's over six inches. That's Godzilla.
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Man. You're a your parameters are a little skewed. Black guys still
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laugh at it a little bit, just just a little bit, you know
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what, I think would be a good thing to do right now, so
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we can segue out of this as unnaturally as possible. Birthdays, because I
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know it'll make Tray happy because he's not feeling good. And although my goal
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today is to make Tray feel better, and if I can make Tray feel
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better, then I know that anyone in the treehouse listening will also feel better.
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Yes, because I've now given Tray two great pieces of information, it's
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now a monster Trey. Congratulations to us. And birthdays Today is Fredday,
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June seventh. Mm hmmm, June seventh, twenty twenty four. Give me
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just a moment, because I realized I had birthdays pulled up for the sixth
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still, and that's no good so bear with me one brief moment and I
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will get the proper birthdays up, because the last thing I want to do
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is be known for sharing the wrong birthdays. Yeah, that would totally ruin
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the all, you know, journalistic credibility we have, what very little of
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it we have. I don't want to lose because, as Raj pointed out
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in the previous episode, if we're going to offer people the news they never
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asked for, right, then let's at least make sure it's accurate. Correct.
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I mean, that would probably you know, spark at least a subreddit
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of that should be. We should have started the Treehouse News Network the news
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you never asked for. That's our slogan. That's kind of what the Friday
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shows are. It's news and birthdays for the most part. And you know
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Godzilla Hill. So birthdays today day June seventh four. We've got Emily Ratcha
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Jakowski. She is an actress, she is a model, She is thirty
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three today. She got her big break by going topless in the Blurred Lines
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video. She was what's that the Alan or not Alan Robin Thick? Yes,
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Alan Son Yes, Yes. That he later got was a it was
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a me two type thing right, Like basically they pressured the models on the
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blurred line set to be topless, and then they did it, and then
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later on they're like, no, wet, she's the one that me them.
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She got her big break for going topless, and then she was like
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I was forced to do it. I'm like, I okay, but he
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got a little I guess. But she also forced to do it in the
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Gone Girl movie with Ben Affleck, because I think she was topless in that
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too. No you have to sign, I think you have to. Like,
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I think there's a protocol on a movie set. Was like a Robin
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Thick video with you're saying Robin Thick didn't have the same paperwork. Yeah,
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I don't think. I don't think Robin Thick comes with paperwork. I think
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he comes with his hands, Like let's see these fins. Okay, good
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roller. So Emily rat Tachaikowski, she is thirty three today. She was
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also and I feel pretty with Amy Schumer. She's also in the new thriller
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in Darkness, which I have not yet seen but probably will eventually. Other
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birthdays today, Iggy Azelia, I guess she's still something. She's thirty four
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today, Michael Sarah from Arrested Development, super Bad, Juno Scott Pilgrim versus
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the World love that movie and This is the End also loved that movie.
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He is thirty six today and a Corner Cova also known as Missus Enrique Iglesias.
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She is forty three. Bill Hayter is forty five from HBO's Barry,
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which I've heard nothing but good things about, but I have yet to see
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it because I see there's someone else that loves that show that there are too
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many TV shows. I cannot keep up with things that I want to see
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because I like, I try to make a list and it's like it's like
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twenty deep, and it's so intimidating, Like I'm never going to get to
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any of these. Yeah, it's almost like I'm stockpiling for when I'm you
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know, in the nursing home and just going to watch all these shows that
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I didn't have time for, you know, thirty forty fifty years prior.
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Well, you've got such a laundry list of bad movies to watch, ye
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dude. Also, I've prioritized my time differently than most. You also have.
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You also have a bad memory, so by the time you get to
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a nursing home, it's gonna be even worse and you'll be like, talk
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to the nurse, like, you should watch this TV show that's my son
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Barry. In a way, I'm going to look forward to it because then
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it's going to be like watching all these TV shows again for the first time.
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Imagine how excited I'm going to be on my eighty fifth birthday. And
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I discovered the office who did shoot Jr? I need to know did you
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have a chance to watch Predator two? Yet I did not get it.
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We were finishing off the move from Addison back to Mesquito. But I will,
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I will promise you. I have nothing to do today. Yeah,
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reprioritized his punishments. He chose moving over a Predator too, and you know
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his face, he's like, better deal. Oh. I did want to
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bring this up briefly. I don't want to get off on another Predator tangent.
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But h someone on our Patreon didn't mention to me patreon dot com slash
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Treehouse on air that in one of the other Predator movies, the Predator,
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which was I believe twenty eighteen, that's the one that had like a really
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good cast. But the movie was. It actually had Gary Busey's son,
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Jake Busey, playing the son of the character Gary Busey played in Predator two,
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so he was continuing on his father's work. Yes, that's what you
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want to you know, what a fine, fine franchise that they you know,
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had to get the continuity just right. Yeah, I know. I
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mean, you know, Jake Busey's thinking of all the characters that my actual
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father has played that I could play in a movie franchise as his son,
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and this is the one. Like, seriously, he can't be like mister
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you know he's one mister Joshua Junior from Lethal Weapon. Instead he gets stuck
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with whatever the Gary Busey character was and Predator too. I just want to
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know what the like the dinner situation is at the Beaucy household. That is
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a table I would not like. If you sit down to eat at that
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table, you better keep an eye on your hands because someone's gonna lose a
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finger or an entire hand with the chompers at that table. That family,
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that family's got teeth, they do, they got teeth. I gets they
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may have to, you know, revamp the board game Hungry Hungry Hippos over
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to Hungry Hungry Bucys. I would buy that. I would buy that game.
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And it's just just a little just a little motorcycle helmets that come out
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father versus son. Other birthdays today, moving on, uh so yeah,
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Bill Hater forty six, Allen Iverson forty nine, Bear Grill's host of Running
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Wild with Bear Grills. He is fifty today. Dave Navarro from Jane's Addiction
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and Red Hot Chili Peppers fifty seven. He used to be with Carmen Electra
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And speaking of used to be with Carmen Electra, today is Prince's birthday,
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but he passed away all the way back in twenty sixteen. A little connection
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there, and then the last couple that I'll mention actually just no, no,
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yeah, like I got two Sir. Tom Jones is eighty three back
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connection to his fantastic cameo and Mars Attacks, one of our alien movies that
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we've talked about in the previous couple episodes. I think it's one of the
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all time great cameos in movie history. I like how Trey starts racking his
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brain. He's like not actually both pretty good. Yeah, I saw him.
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I got to see Tom Jones at the House of Blues in LA and
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they still women still throw their undergarments at the man, and one lady from
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the balcony decided to launch hers and it's stuck on the light. Yeah,
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I'm assuming because there was some seepage. I don't know, possibly, I
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mean, the launch was solid and it was you could see it like coming
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towards the stage and like he's he's doing his thing, and then it just
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sticks to the light. That's probably I don't know, about twelve feet above
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his head. So as you're watching, as you're trying to watch Tom Jones,
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all you can do is go, they're still there up all right.
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So it's kind of like watching the JumboTron at a Cowboys game. That's exactly
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what it was. It's like that nobody's gonna get those, soone makes no
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acknowledge, like he doesn't acknowledge that they're doing it. It's it's pretty fantastic.
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But I would be worried if I was Tom Jones doing concerts because in
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the good old days, the underwear being thrown at you is the stuff you
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wanted to catch right now, because I mean, the man is eighty four
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years old. If you're doing a concert, the underwear being thrown at you
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now is more of the adult diaper style, and they can throw those farther
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because there's probably some stuff in there which adds a little heft to make it
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easier to launch. That's so true and disgusting. Yeah, that's also the
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name of his current tour you're listening to. The Treehouse is online at Treehouse
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on air dot com. Happy birthday, Sir Tom Jones. Let's get Daniel
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Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration into the Treehouse now taking a break from
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all the busy work he's had in the last couple of days. Give him
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a call for that free roof inspection, which many of North Texas are realizing.
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I probably need one of those after the storms this week. Eight three
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three Cook DFW eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. Daniel,
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you were just telling me you've you've seen some things the past couple of
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days as you're going around town and help people out. Hey, Daniel,
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I hate's been crazy. I mean, there's one thing that you will never
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ever defeat in this world, and that's Mother Nature. It is amazing to
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saw the winds that came through here recently. They were tracked anywhere between ninety
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and sixty five miles an hour in different places, and it was super intense
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because they were straight line winds, and people underestimate straight line wins. Everybody's
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always scared of tornadoes, and rightfully so, and hurricanes, but straight line
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wins have just as much damaging power. And so yesterday we got a call
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first thing in the morning, at like seven point fifteen. Gentlemen called us.
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He said, Hey, I think my chimney blew off my house,
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and we're like, well, we definitely have seen that before. That's not
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that's not abnormal. We go out there as fast as we can because obviously
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he's got a gaping hole in his roof. We're still raining at that time.
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We didn't really stop raining yesterday until almost noon, so so as soon
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as we got this call, we're like, all right, let's get out
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there. So we dispatch it. I meet some of the guys out there.
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We got a rain gear on, we got our boots on. We're
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trying to get up with a steep roof not to fall off and break my
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neck because then carry's going to be mad at me, But you know,
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we get up there and then we figure out. We look across the street
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and there's this huge cover from a patio and it's made out of metal,
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and we're like, all right, So we we start going up the roof
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and we're like, holy caw, where does that go? And then we
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see a ceiling fan in the middle of the street, and we're like,
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where does a ceiling fan go? Well, we get up to the top
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of the roof finally, and we see his chimney. Right, his chimney's
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blown off. Half of it's hanging off the side of the roof, half
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of it's blown off into the yard. But then we put two and two
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together. We start seeing these brackets on the back side of the roof,
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and we start seeing down in the backside of his backyard. You can see
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where all this materials is dangling and hanging out. That guy's patio cover blew
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all the way across over the top of his house a good seventy five yards
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into the neighbor's house across the street front yard and destroyed his roof, his
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chimney, landscaping gutters, and then it landed on the side and then hit
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that neighbor's house on the edge of their roof. So in that thing weighs
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probably three point fifty four hundred pounds, So it was quite amazing to see
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the feet of that much wind and what it was able to do. But
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we got the roof covered as well as we can to protect it. We
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got some tarps up there, you know, at least it's going to be
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preliminary, you know, safe, and that way he calls the insurance.
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We're going to meet the adjusters up there so we can show them all this
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data and make sure this customer gets the right right up for their home,
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because it's critical that you have people on site, especially in times like this.
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Absolutely so give Daniel and his team a call right now eight three three
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customers in North Texas. Get that free roof in section eight three three Cook
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DFW it again the website cookdfw dot com. You're in the treehouse. Visit
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d f W dot com cookdfw dot com. So I need to admit something
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to you guys before we jump into news. I'm beginning to question my coffee
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preferences. Okay, I have a koorig. Okay, so I get I
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get the coffee pods right, and I like the dark roast coffees. But
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I am starting to question my coffee preferences because I've got a flavor called dark
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Magic, which I'm a big fan of. That's my favorite, my nickname
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in college. Uh. My other new favorite flavor is black Granite. Mm
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hmm. I should have waited. So uh while my coffee pods say Green
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Mountain Coffee Roasters with flavors like dark Magic and black Granite, it sounds like
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I'm getting my coffee from black dot com. I believe you. And just
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like Black dot com, there's a poor white person between these two. Anyway,
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I had to buy coffee the other day, and I know it's like
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because my favorite early is the Dark Magic and the store was out of that
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flavor, but the only other option they had in the dark roast category was
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black Granite. And that's when I realized that Green Mountain is trying to tell
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me something message received. Hey, hey, now god Zilla hail versus Black
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Magic, Godzilla versus Dark Magic and black I don't I don't have the luxury
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of not I don't drink coffee, so I don't know what any of that
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means. Well, I tell you this Godzilla will be roaring, but it
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won't be because he's angry. Ras. You don't drink coffee. See,
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you're you're missing out. You're missing out on on flavors like black Granite and
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dark Magic. You don't have to drink coffee to get that. You know.
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I'm man, No, I don't drink I don't drink coffee, so
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I don't I don't know. I don't know your I don't know your struggle
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when you're out of your flavors. I usually so quick island problem thing.
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So I bought this coffee on one of the groceries at one of the grocery
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stores here on Saint John. Uh. I typically get my coffee pods from
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Office Depot on Saint Thomas because they're usually on sale, and because it's a
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national chain, they've usually got state side prices. So gotcha. For I
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think it was forty eight of these dark Magic pods at Office Depot, it
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was like, I don't know, nineteen twenty four dollars somewhere in that range.
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Okay, so is that a good price? Hang on? That was
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for forty eight. For forty eight, it was like twenty two to twenty
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four dollars right For this black granite, I think there were twenty or twenty
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two pods cost me twenty something dollars. Oh okay, so it's like double
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the price depending on depending on where you get stuff. Okay, Yeah,
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that's how I save money. I don't drink te your coffee, So maybe
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the black Granite just has something more. Is it heavier? Oh? Yeah?
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Is it? I don't get extra thrust, gives me that extra for
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later in the day. Really uncomfortable now, and this was my idea.
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All right, let's jump into some news. We mentioned it briefly earlier.
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And I really want to, I really want to get into this where you
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find it. It turns out that X has decided to go a different route
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as as far as its business strategy. Elon Musk has figured that when one
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X is not enough, three, well finally make you some money. Mm
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hmm. The headline I saw the other day X either is or is going
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to start allowing adult content on its social media platform. The platform formally formerly
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known as Twitter, X is going triple X. I think it's starting immediately.
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Well, I mean, there's no time like the present to start the
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switch to porn platform. I thought they always had adult content, they had
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more adult content than other platforms, But now I think they're just basically free
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for opening their opening their legs to it. Elon is realized he's not making
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any money when he keeps pissing off advertisers. So let's just let's just go
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the adult content penetrate a different market, plan to seed. Just to put
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it in the face of it Instagram, there's just so many It just the
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punds won't end. As spotted by tech Crunch, X updated its guidelines to
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let users share consensually produced and distributed adult nudity or sexual behavior, as long
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as it's labeled and not in a prominent location such as a profile picture or
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banner. Not necessarily in the ass like that one lady said on the newlywed
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game what's the weirdest place you found porn? On X? In the ass?
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In the ass, Bob. In the past, X formerly known as
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Twitter, did not explicitly ben porn. It became a home for some not
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safe for work creators following the launch of Twitter Blue, which is now X
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Premium, As creators could encourage followers to pay to view content similar to OnlyFans.
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Not safe for work content could be another form of revenue for X,
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which has seen a dip and ad sales following Elon Musk's takeover. The platform
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will require users who regularly post not safe for work content to adjust their settings
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to mark the images in videos they post as sensitive content. So put in
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doubt, go porn. Yeah, I mean, that's that's a that's a
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fantastic way to make money, because can he is he charging the content creators
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for posting that stuff, because that's where you would make money. Well,
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they're allowing not safe for work content, but they because they have their premium
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stuff. I'm sure they'll probably treat this like the way most porn sites do,
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which is you have your free content that's available, and then if you
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want, you know, you want to go deeper, then you got to
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pay for that. Yeah, so that's that's probably where the premium stuff would
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come in if they're if they're going after part of the only fans market,
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that's actually pretty smart because I don't think anyone else has even tried, and
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you've got a natural platform there. Yeah, I didn't even think about the
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only fans thing. That's right. That's a great way to go. I
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mean it finally, I mean Tesla's never turned a profit. It's subsidized.
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So and now you've got Tesla trucks floating down rivers like I saw one of
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one stuck on a river bank and it couldn't get out, and I think
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next to it a jeep big wheel with a four year old pulled out of
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that river with the break. Tesla hasn't turned a profit, but at the
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twenty year old farmhand girl, she's making five hundred thousand a month's killing.
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What am I going to do by myself in this field? Oh and there's
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a there's a lovely gentleman who just showed up with some fun flavors of coffee.
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His name is Black Granite. Black Granite meets farm Girl. That's going
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to be the new the new Twitter. So I mentioned that the platform will
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require users who regularly post to adjust their settings. Uh now. Twitter slash
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x did say in Arch that it would start letting not say for communities apply
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in adult content label to pre to prevent posts from getting automatically filtered. The
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platform also said it would start hiding likes on profiles, something that had often
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exposed accounts like Ted Cruz for liking content that was adult or objectionable in other
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ways. Well did he? Did he? Really? I miss the story
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that was a long time ago. Oh yeah, it was a few years
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back where it is a led so from the Ted from the official Ted Cruz
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account, he had liked a I think it was a step mom son girlfriend
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deal. Yeah, which they said no, that that was a staffer that
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wasn't Ted. Oh yeah, always yeah. Uh growth. I'm not sure
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what's more troubling the image of Ted Cruz beating it or the proliferation of of
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step parent adult content like it's a lot that's no, I'm gonna go with
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the I'm gonna go with the former. Then now I now I can't unsee
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that. What do you think was worse? Yes, the the image you
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have in your mind of no esteemed Senator from the Great State of Texas Ted
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Cruz beating it feverishly, or that, or that awkward phase when he was
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trying to grow out of beard. All right, solid point. I mean
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I felt for him during that time. It's like, dude, if it's
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kind of like the transition period, if you're deciding to change sexes, right,
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I would think you want more of a grand reveal as opposed to everyone
32:17
seeing the process as it happens. Right. So I would think for me,
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if I was going to go from clean shaven to full beard, I'm
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just going to show up one day. I'm gonna hide for like a week
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or two until I get it to where I want it to be, and
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then I'll pop out and be like, hey, I'm back now I've just
32:35
got a cool beard. Instead, Ted Cruz went the transformation route and letting
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everyone see the awkward stages in between. Yeah, it's like Bruce Jenner when
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he's like, hey, I just got I just I just got higher cheekbones.
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And then like three weeks later, he's like, hey, I'm a
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chick, you know, but you had to watch each hair grow out on
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Ted Cruise's face, and that was he is not like it looks fine now
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when when the beard finally came in, Yeah, what was it? I
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can't throw any dispersions this way. I can't grow a beard. So you
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know, but you've you know what you've You've you've recognized that and you've said,
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I'm not gonna mess with it. You're not a beard guy, so
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you just stay clean shaven. I respect that it looks awful, and it's
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important to surround yourself with people that will tell you the truth. You are
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not a beard person. You don't think it has that people, so you've
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tried to grow a beard. I just I'm just not a hairy person like
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I like, you know, this is trace part seal. I mean,
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this is four days. This is four days growth right here? Real,
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that's four days. Wow, I saved this morning. You know it's ironic
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as the two of you would still be very popular on Cedar Springs, just
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for different tastes. I'm a chocolate bear, that's it. That's the promo,
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no context whatsoever, just Ra saying I'm a chocolate bear. Yeah,
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as it should. Let the T shirts begin, and the stickers and the
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hats and the posters and my coffee pod, a new Twitter account. Yes,
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you're listening to the tree House because its online House on air dot com.
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I think I'll start on some episode specific artwork. You gotta look good,
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rug. Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now. For
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any and all of your plumbing wants and needs, Brooks Plumbing is the only
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place to call. Two one four, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight
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the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com. Jacqueline, how are you and
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Colby and the dogs holding up after all these storms. I'm literally on my
35:35
way to the vet to pick up the two big dogs right now. Myself,
35:38
Colby, and the little beagle boy all spent the night in a hotel
35:42
last night because we didn't have electricity. And I don't want anyone to think
35:45
that I'm that prissy. But my office didn't have electricity either. But you
35:49
want to keep answering the phones for your customers, and to do that,
35:52
I needed a place to charge my phone and charge my laptop, and so
35:57
we waited to go into the field until it is more passable weather wise.
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But we needed to create a new mobile headquarters. So we were the West
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Plano division of Brooks Plumbing. But it was terrible and I didn't like it.
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I wanna, I wanna. I didn't like it at all. I
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don't blame it, you're not Yeah, you're not supposed to like it,
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but I do love how that no matter what happened weather wise, as you
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said, you set up mobile headquarters for all your plumbing UH customers what whatever,
36:30
whatever they needed, you were there for them despite your time of need
36:34
as well. And UH we in the Treehouse appreciate that level of commitment.
36:37
So if you want help or need help with those plumbing things, then you
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need to call Jacqueline had Brook Plumbing two one four, three six eight thirty
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eight thirty eight, or again the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You
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were in the Treehouse suit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com. This
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Plumbing for any and all of your plumbing wants. And needs called Jacqueline at
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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight for any and all of those plumbing wants
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and needs. The website that would be Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. That's Brooks
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Plumbingtexas dot com. The other thing that will make Trey feel really really good
37:36
today, Raj, because we're trying to make Trey feel better because he's feeling
37:39
under the weather and he's doing he's pulling a a solid gen X move,
37:46
which is even though he's under the weather, he's taking medicine and still going
37:52
to work. That's right, That's that's what uh, that's what our boomer
37:57
parents taught us, and that's what we do. Yeah. However, those
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of us with gen Z kids, we tell them yours, you're sick,
38:06
you stay home with mama. Oh yeah yeah, Oh I just can't.
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I can't stand them, Trey. Is is it actual illness or what is
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it? Yeah, it's just sinus infection that's gotten into my lungs and and
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just I've got a cough and you know, just it's the crud is what
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I call it. And I typically Am. It's like spring and fall every
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time I get it. At some point, well, I hope you feel
38:39
better. And while you physically may not feel better, this this will make
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you feel better because you sent me this, Trey, and now we're gonna
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force it upon Raj. So, Raj, we're going to play a little
38:53
game of shazam or because we don't want to be sued for any sort of
38:58
copyright infringement. Guess that sound? All right? Okay, so Raj,
39:04
I'm saying, can find some fun music here. It'll probably end up being
39:07
the same music as something else we do, but whatever, that's not it.
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Do do you next? Bank that? Here we go generic game show
39:17
music? It is time, yeah, to play? Okay, guess that
39:23
sound? Are you ready to play? Guess that sound? I am dan,
39:30
I'm excited to be here. You should be. Has nothing to do
39:35
with the fact you're getting paid to be here, but whatever, it is,
39:38
time to play. Guess that sound? Are you ready? I am
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ready? No, you're not? Hmm, All right, Raj. It
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sounds like, if I had to guess, it sounds like some sort of
40:14
bird love making bird whoopie. You're going with bird whoopie. I'm going with
40:21
bird whoopie. That would be incorrect. Luckily, you've got a couple more
40:27
guesses here. All right, okay, so pay close attention, Tray.
40:30
Should we give him a clue? That could be? Uh? No,
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I said bird? So no, okay, maybe do not count? Does
40:39
it sound like ducks or geese? Tray? Do we do we offer him
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a clue? Yeah? You ever can uh? One? One party of
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this transaction has four legs? One? Okay, all right, to sound
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again, Dan, you sure can raj. There's somebody watching. Seems that
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there was a person watching because they were talking. Hm. So it can't
41:27
be that, well, it could be. Is there a Is there some
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sort of a goat involved? Not a goat? Not a goat? Okay,
41:39
but I will offer up a clue of it? Is uh the four
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legged creature that Trey gave you the clue about. Uh? Uh? It
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is a farm a known farm animal, known farm okay, known farm animal,
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the sheep. No mm hmm oh. And ironically your first guess was
42:07
it completely wrong? You are on the right path. There. There is
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a a rubber foul component. Rubber foul component. Is it a okay?
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Now I'm confused. The rubbert rubber chicken. That is one of the that
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is one of the parties in this video. Would you like the sound again?
42:34
So now you know that that that one of the two parties now in
42:38
this video is a is a rubber chicken. Okay, m is it a
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pig and a rubber chicken? Uh no? Oh man, okay, I
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give I need a I needn't know the answer. My black granite coffee flavor
43:10
might be a descriptor for this particular animal's reproductive appendage. Oh, it's a
43:17
horse and a rubber chicken. Oh so close. It's a donkey, donkey
43:22
and a rubber chicken. It's a donkey and a rubber chicken. That's right.
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Wow, And there's people watching this. Uh yes, because this is
43:29
very important to mention because the person recording this is the one that gave the
43:34
rubber chicken to the donkey. So RAJ, here you have a farmer lady.
43:52
She's giving her donkey a rubber chicken that is actually dressed like a pirate.
43:59
So it's a peg leg pirate rubber chicken. And the donkey loves rubber
44:04
chickens. I don't know how it is this video got served up to tray
44:07
on Instagram, but I can assume it's because of search as he's done on
44:12
others search engine, what's wrong with your algorithm? And so she gives it
44:22
to the donkey. So now she throws the rubber chicken to the donkeys.
44:32
Oh, finally I get my rubber chicken and he is excited. Wow,
44:44
that is weird. Wait for it. Oh no, there he goes.
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Man, it's not every day I say this on the show, but that
45:14
donkey is really giving that chicken the business. And I'm not sure Tray if
45:36
you recognize this, but I'm noticing it off in the comments here on the
45:38
side, the lady that posted the video that was then reposted by another social
45:46
media account, she goes by the handle and you can see it there on
45:51
the right, she goes by the name voluptuous vamp. Mm hmmm, mm
45:57
hmmm. Something not right about this? What was your first clue was?
46:05
Was it when I said when the donkey is really given that chicken the business?
46:09
Yeah? That's how did they find out that the donkey liked rubber chickens.
46:15
That's what I'm saying is there's something not right about this. There was
46:21
some something happened that involved like grain alcohol and uh no, you've got you've
46:29
got the three components that you need right there. Ra, You've got grain
46:31
alcohol, a donkey, and a rubber chicken. And this is what you
46:35
get. A million. In my mind that joke ends differently, but wow,
46:51
okay, that is that's some white people. Stop right there about found
46:58
your new opener. The donkey or the chicken. Oh it's a two man.
47:05
You can't have one or not yet. It's a different kind of donkey
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show, Honkey and the Chocolate Bear. All right, fall on CBS.
47:23
Can I please play your angry captain. Yes, everybody's on the show.
47:30
Don't worry. Well, of course we're all gonna be on the show.
47:35
We're all gonna be making it in somebody's basement. Donkey and the Chocolate Bear.
47:46
Oh man, oh man, you feel better. Yeah, that's great.
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