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Here's Why Your Wife Hates You · Podcast - Big 98.7

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I mean, I don't want to say this is you, but there might
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be somebody listening who and they would never admit it, but they hate their
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husband. These are the reasons, and these are painfully honest. Okay,
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the reasons you might not like your husband. For example, he doesn't protect
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you. You're always verbally throwing her under the bus, complaining about her to
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friends and family. That's the big one. Once you find out that your
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spouse is complaining about you to their friends and family, it's over. Yeah.
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No, I honestly don't think Nick would ever do that. No,
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you should hear him on the golf course. He did text me, your
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husband text me yesterday. He did. It says something about we better get
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our wife time in now because come golf season it's over. Oh that's cute.
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I never going to see him again. Gosh, that's really cute.
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I was cute. You guys are getting your wife time in. See,
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he's protecting me early on before he just leaves me this right. Yeah,
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And I went straight home as soon as I got that text. I'm like,
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yeah, you're right, you did. You were just like, oh,
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Lauren, I just need a little wifey time, right, she's in
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the middle of working. It still another reason. Another reason a wife might
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not care for you, you're not an involved dad or even worse yet,
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you're mean to the kids. Oh you see some mean dads. It's like,
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how can you be into that? And it's just not a cool thing,
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if anything. And I've told you this, and I'm not sitting here
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trying to like, oh my life is perfect. But my husband is an
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amazing dad, like he just is, and that good dad. Nothing turns
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me on more than a good dad. My husband random, that's a heck
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of a clip and I will be saving for later years. Nothing turns me
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on like a good dad. You know. It's it's so true, yes,
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like Pike and gonna gosh, it's so weird all the time. Okay,
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So I do I've said this about you, like I think you're gonna
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be an amazing dad. Thank you. With that being said, I don't
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think it's gonna turn me on. You're agreed. I'll be good, but
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not so good that it turns you on. That's tough to hear, Amanda,
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That's that's tough. Next, another reason your wife might hate you.
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You're addicted to alcohol, gaming, or adult content or all of the above
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you have to even do we even have to comment? Yeah, you know,
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and we all know a guy who's got the whole trifecta going. Really
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though, you're doing it all gaming and how do you find the time?
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I know, I know, also a multitasking diy. Okay. Another reason
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your wife might hate you you're never home. Yeah, yeah, you want
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to have that quality, that quality what does my husband call it? Wifetime
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wife? Unless you're doing the previous three things, and then you're probably better
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off just not being there exactly. And the number one reason your wife might
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hate you you just aren't very nice. That's just it. At the end
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of the day, you're just not a nice person. I mean, now
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were you when you met your wife? Like why did she marry you?
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I don't know. You must have tricked love is and then all of a
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sudden, no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, oh man, I'm just
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thinking about those dads, Like in a minute in the morning, Big naty
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eight point seven, I would like to warn you about a phenomenon known as
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iPhone finger. I know nothing about this iPhone finger. So basically, and
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now, Amanda, it's not just for iPhones, it's just you know that
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being sort of the flagship phone. I know you have an Android, but
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it applies to you as well. Okay, I don't even know where you're
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going here, but I feel like I already have like droid thumb. Like
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my thumb hurts quite a bit. Oh, I'll get to the thumb.
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But in the meantime, can I focus on iPhone finger? It's a horrific
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here and wait for the thumb. It's coming. It's a don't worry,
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I'll get to your thumb. You wait your turn anyway, iPhone finger.
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Basically, you know, if you look at your pinky and you don't even
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realize a bit all day long, that pinky is just supporting your phone.
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And these phones are getting big. Well, yours is heavy. Mine's like
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long. Your you handling your phone the other day for something, I was
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like, good your phone getting away our phone? Yeah, yours is at
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least a pound heavier than mine. Yeah, yours is lacking something in there.
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Yeah, no wonder the technology is so bad? Oh whatever, And
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I have like ten more cameras on mine than you. Nice, all right,
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so that's one thing to be concerned about. They say, Basically,
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your your pinky becomes misshaped. And then let's move down to that thumb you
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are so worried about, Amanda. There's a thumb condition as well. People
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are experiencing called texting thumb. Yes, you know your thumbs when they were
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invented, they're not intended to be swiping all day long? Do you ever?
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I mean, I will get to a point where I have to like
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push between my pointer and my thumb because it hurts so bad. You're like,
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oh man, and like rubbing. You gotta like rub out your wrist
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a little bit. It's and listen, if we lose our thumbs as a
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species, I mean, that's it, because that's all we got right now,
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right, that's what's keeping that's what's keeping us in charge. Remember back
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the day before phones, when you'd have to like write and do everything.
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Do I still kind of have one of those on my middle finger, that
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little bump from your pencil? Do you still have that before they before they
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came up with a grip? No, I do, look at that.
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Okay, she's just showing me a finger that wi No, I'm showing you
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like I have like a little from writing so much, just taking all those
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notes in school. Are you kidding me. It was the note take.
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I bet you were. I bet you were. You were taking so many
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notes you weren't even listening on. Yeah. Yeah. And then also our
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neck. We have reason to believe that something called neck tilt will be a
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significant issue for us down the road. Never paid attention to that necktilt.
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You're you're tilting all the time. Yeah, I've never seen somebody with so
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much necktilt. That and just like poor posture in general. I have been
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working so hard on that and it is just not easy. When have you
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been working on it? Like I'll catch myself just go, oh, gotta
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get it straight. Well, don't you do you feel like you have a
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good posture? No? I do not. I'm like a crumpled up s
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Like how I don't have a spine condition is beyond me. You know,
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like just sitting in his chair right now about as good as it gets.
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But there are times, no, it's pretty poor. Yeah, but this
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all goes back if they had this with a Remember when the Nintendo WE first
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came out, like they had like we like we Elbow, we risked,
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there was just the same. I mean I was playing the WE the other
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day. We golf we tennis. I mean, yeah, you really get
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into it. Pickleball injuries are now a big thing. So now it's the
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phone. We just have to find a really good balance. You just got
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to be an athlete at the end of the day. Can you would an
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athlete really still be able to take on text them? Few good? It's
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hard to say. Morning, Amanda Stills. Let's see let's see Brody by
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Park Company Realtors. Oh boy, we've got an update. P did he
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brook his silence following the raid on his home, claiming that he's a victim
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of a witch hunt. Now his lawyer released a statement yesterday is same yesterday.
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There was a gross overuse of military force as search warrants were executed at
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mister Combe's residence. There is no excuse for the successive show of force and
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hostility exhibited by authorities, or the way his children and authorities were handled entreated.
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Mister Combs was never detained, but he did cooperate with the authorities.
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Despite media speculation, neither P Diddy or his family members were arrested, nor
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has their ability to travel been restricted in any way. Well, I mean
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detained his kids, which I guess is just part of the procedure, So
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you know, it looks for a minute, they're like, oh my god,
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the kids are involved too, what have they done? Well, what
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we're finding out now is that it all comes down to this twenty five year
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old man named Brennan Paul who was working with p Didty. This was his
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quote drug mule. So he was arrested at a Miami airport and he was
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taken into custody because he had marijuana and cocaine. It doesn't all come down
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they weren't looking for a little marijuana in comture. You know, I'm saying
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like that was what that like, that's what kind of started it. And
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then they it was like coinciding like simultaneously with the raid. Does that make
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sense? So they were saying that it was it was all simultaneously, happy
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happening. That's why people were so confused, like what was going on at
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the airport right when all the police and stuff were there because but the raid
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was because they're investigating the sex traffing. Oh yes, got it. So
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it's just a lot of moving elements and uh, I just don't know what
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to believe anymore, because then all of a sudden we found out that Cuba
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Gooding Junior is now being tacked into this. Did you see this story overnight?
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Yeah? I saw his name in the headline, Like I hadn't thought
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of that dude in a minute. Yeah he do. He is accused of
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sexually assaulting a producer named Lil Rod on P Diddy's yacht. So Lil Rod
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ended up filing this lawsuit I guess last year, and then just added Cuba
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getting Junior into this, saying that apparently a year ago they were on a
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yacht in the Virgin Islands and there was some like groping and itchy stuff going
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on, and he's now saying that he believes Diddy was grooming him to pass
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him off to his friends. I'm like, what, Yeah, that's horrible,
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and obviously keep a goodding. Junior's got a track record now of that,
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so wouldn't be shocking. But what is shocking to me? A man
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when you're deciding your rap name, I don't know that I go Lil Rod.
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I don't know that if that's the choice, not to make light of
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it at all, No, But I mean I appreciate. This is why
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I gotta tell you, this is why people left yet because we're talking about
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stuff that just get the egg factor, and you know, I gotta go,
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I gotta agree with you. And like where did lil come from?
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Like why did we go that way? Because wouldn't you want to any chance
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you get usually big Well, I assume his name is Rod, but yahd
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would be better. I mean think of like all the little little Wayne.
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Wouldn't you rather be big Wayne. I don't know where it came from originally,
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but yeah, I mean in a lot of cases it works, just
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in this one. I don't know. There was a little Dicky, there
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is there is there was the best one at this current time. Yeah,
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so there's a lot of lills. I just feel like, just thank you,
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thank you for this topic of conversation. And you probably forgot all about
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this. Remember Taylor Swift's dad was maybe facing charges for allegedly assaulting the photographer
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in Australia. Not happening. Apparently he is not going to be facing charges.
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I guess there was a different camera angle and he did not do what
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they said he did. So that's good news. It's good. Don't you
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just hate those people. I'm so glad. I hope they didn't pay him
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off that were like just you know that they were just doing everything they could
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because you just think if I can do anything, I could get a money
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grab here. By the way, speaking of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey,
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did you see all these people upset with them because they and I don't even
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think they rented out the gym. They just went to this gym. I
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think it was in Malibu, and people were like waiting outside in line for
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a couple of hours just trying to get into their gym. But because Taylor
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and Trav were there, there's no way even in like La or Alibu,
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where their celebrity is probably all over, right, there's still no way you
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could work out peacefully. But they're looking good and just frolicking together in the
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Bahamas. I like that they're not like the headline news these days. I
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mean you can see it, but it's just they feel like they're kind of
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like living their best life just together. Yeah, those bikini photos look great.
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Travis anyway, you really liked his chest hair. He's just such a
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man. Yeah, And he's not like, you know, for being a
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world class athlete. He's not like totally ripped or scalped or anything. So
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you know you appreciate that, no address me you you do, I do.
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I can feel how much you appreciate it now in the morning on Well,
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this party sucked literally because a four year old boy who's obsessed with vacuum
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cleaners insisted that his party be themed after his favorite favorite household items. Oh
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great, and it is at that age. My kids love the vacuum cleaner.
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En we go to Papa's. He has like two of them at the
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end of the hall, and they, I mean they fight over it.
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They just loved a vacuum. I hope it stays really you know what.
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It usually doesn't. But this boy, he's got an interesting story. His
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name is Jacob. He was apparently originally terrified of vacuums, hated the vacuum
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so then in order for them to sort of get him comfortable, they had
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him watch a bunch of videos of vacuums so much so that he ended up
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now being obsessed with vacuums. They had, They had manuals like as decorations
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all throughout the house. They had vacuum cookies made, I mean, just
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the works. This is great. I love a good theme. Last year.
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Okay, go ahead, cause your daughter will be five coming up here.
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Yeah, she's gonna be five on Saturday. But last year for her
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birthday party, she was obsessed with meat raffles and like right, and so
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she wanted to have a meat raffle spa birthday. So we made that happen.
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Yeah, like us hybrid event. It was. It was an interesting
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one. So when people showed up, they were either being a back of
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steaks to a four year old's birthday, which is just classic, or like
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nail polish so she can have a little spa day if she wanted it.
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It was classic. She really wanted steaks, yes, or is this is
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this mom and dad trying to feel the freezer. Well, inflation was real,
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like Sydney meat grapple, meat raffle. Oh wow, we're getting a
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phone call. Good morning, Big ninety eight point seven. I do not
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sign that very strange that your daughter got meat for her birthday last year.
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Because my granddaughter is obsessed with lobsters. So grandma brought her lobster tails last
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year when she turned three, and I brought her lobster tails again this year.
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Do not go over there and oh my god, Pike, Well that's
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just so. I mean that's pretty expensive taste for a three year old.
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My daughter loves muscles and lobster those are like her favorite things. She loves
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sushi, all of it. I mean, yes. My husband brought Sydney
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to Costco on like a Monday and they were just gonna go grab like a
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ready to cook meal. I was like, oh, yeah, just go
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grab something. They show up with lobster tails. I'm like, no,
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Like, this is not the life we can live here people. That's incredible.
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I love it. I love it. Well, thanks for sharing.
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What was your name? Darcy? All right, Darcy, appreciate you Like
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a minute in the morning on Big Nutty point seven. You think you got
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a clean house? I know you're always talking about how clean the house is,
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how o c D you are about you even keep the sink dry.
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Yeah, no, I'm not so clean. Definitely a weirdo. You like
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to keep a clean kitchen, don't you. You know? The survey was
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done Amanda, and it found that the average American cleans her house just but
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once a week, which I feel like, I feel like it's about right
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And I would never ever say that we have the cleanest home around When people
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come over. We really like to clean it. But am I the only
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one that when people aren't over, you're definitely willing to live in, you
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know, slightly dirtier conditions. Like, it doesn't really bother me that the
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shower is kind of gross. Oh see, And I'm one of those people
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that I like last night picking up some of the kids stuff because I just
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I don't like to come downstairs or come home today and it's a mess with
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kids. Don't you just kind of throw the towel in. No, but
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with the pee just everywhere? No, what the bathroom's covered in pee?
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With that boy, doesn't it's really no? Yes, No, I mean
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I think he's getting really good at aiming and then wipe that down. You
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know what I mean, It's not gross. It's an acquired skill some of
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us it takes decades. I mean, Nick might be. I'm just kidding.
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You think he's got the worst tame in the house. Oh man,
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they say the worst place people's least favorite spot to clean would be the bathroom.
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Yes, more specifically the shower. The shower is just my wife keeps
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complaining about her shower. What do you mean, Well, she just keeps
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saying, we got it clean. Have you seen that shower and my first
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when you're in there, like I kind of wipe down when I'm in there,
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Like if I'm doing a hair treatment, I'll like start just like wiping
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things down. No, you gotta get in there. You gotta get like
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the elbow grease going. It's really hard to clean it up. That's why
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I don't like to do it. You're starting to get like water lines or
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something or what's going to just all of it. The one thing that I
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noticed, and it drives me crazy, is my hair is everywhere in the
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bathroom because if I like even just like brushing it or doing my hair blow
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drying my hair, if I do, it's just it's wild that hair is
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everywhere. That's my big hair. It's just it's its own species. It
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just exists on its own everywhere. Well, yeah, like I feel bad
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for guys where you You'll be wearing a shirt and all of a sudden,
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it's like, oh look there's a Lauren ball, like just a full on
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everywhere. That's so funny. Reason to vacub sweep is the hair and going
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back to the bathroom. And I would never say this to my wife Lauren,
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but you know, for all the times that you've said, now,
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hey, you got to clean the shower. It's disgusting. Just think about
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how many times you could have just cleaned the shower. She is this kind
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of your job? Is she alluding to the fact that you're the shower guy.
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Well, she makes it seem like, you know, you got to
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have big, big muscles, so she just likes to fluff me up,
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like, oh we need you know, you gotta have big, big muscles.
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You gotta get in there. Man, it's elbow grease or just wait
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till somebody's coming over and then you do it all at once. Isn't it
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amazing when somebody tells you, hey, we're gonna we're just gonna pop over.
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How quick you can get everything done? Oh yeah, there's a couple
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like just quick hit the toilet, you know, quick hit the countertops.
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You want to do me? Can you come over for like we'll grab dinner
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or something. Just come out, just give me a reason to clean.
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You know, you just want me to say, Hey, Pike, I'm
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popping over. I'm just gonna see that shower in a minute in the morning
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on a big nuddy point. Man, I feel bad for this lady.
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She broke up with her boyfriend because I guess he just sucked. Okay,
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she wrote online, because just a cheap guy. They were living together,
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so obviously there was something there, but she just had enough, like he
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wouldn't tip restaurant staff, which is just crazy weird behavior. So she finally
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had enough kicked him out. Now, this guy she's dating as a plumber.
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So as she's getting all of his stuff out of her house, she's
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just laying in her bed. She falls asleep, so when she wakes up,
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he's gone. But she notices that so is her toilet, like the
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whole toilet or like the toilet lid, the whole thing top to bottom.
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The guy who's a plumber knew what he was doing obviously right, stole her
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toilet and it's her one and only toilet. That's good. So you know,
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imagine waking up being like, what what is it? And what do
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you do? I mean you laugh right now, you're a single gally're having
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to go get a toilet. Call somebody, Yeah, she say, toilet's
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missing. It What a crazy thing she said. She had. In the
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meantime, before somebody else could get a new toilet in there, she had
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to go to the taco bell down the road to go to the bathroom.
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Not what I would recommend. No, I mean, of all the public
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restrooms, that's right up there with Chinese buffet restroom. Just stay out of
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there. So my question would be, let's say you were in a relationship
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where you wanted to get back at the person, Maybe not steal their toilet,
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but what's something you would do just to sort of just sort of mess
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with them? Well, and it would be something that they would never recognize.
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And I know this sounds like extremely childish, but you think about like
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the toothbrush situation, like just knowing that you put that wherever or like,
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oh god, where would you put it? I don't know, like if
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you just put it in a dirty toilet and then just threw it back in
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their thing, just something like I was imagining much worse, absolutely disgusting you
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were really so you would be the only one that knows. Yeah, I
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think that would satisfy me enough to know like they have no idea and they
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just went whatever. I'm trying to think if there's another situation like that makes
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you wonder how many people have done that to your tooth brothers? Oh,
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gosh, I would. I think I would start by stealing the remotes in
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the TV remote because like Apple TV remotes or whatever replaceable. But once the
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TV remote has gone, that's it. Now you got like we've been for
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years now just because we lost one remote. I've been getting my butt out
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of bed, turning the TV on, setting a sleep timer. It's horrible.
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Really, you don't just go and get a universal remote to recink it
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up. See, I would have to research if A that's a thing,
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B how to get one? Also, do you what kind of TV is
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it? Samsung? I think you can also just download the app on your
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phone and recink it up to your phone almost po But can you get to
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the sleep time or that's where I really need that? Well, then you
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just be able to roll over and like open the app on your phone and
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shut the tvf Oh, see that that's the problem. Here we start with
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just a silly toilet story, and now we're solving the world's problem basically.
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I mean, there's an app for everything. You're so right trending. Now
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here's what you need to know. Just devastating. Six people, including a
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father of three, originally from El Salvador, are now presumed dead after that
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container ship hit Baltimore's iconic Francis Scott Key Bridge. The US Coast Guard said
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late last night that it had concluded that the men had died and intended to
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suspend its massive search and rescue effort. All are believed to be members of
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a crew that were working on the bridge and our citizens of Latin American countries.
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Little information has been released about their identities, and as we gear up
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for the Sweet sixteen for March Madness, are there any perfect brafkets? You'd
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probably think there'd be a handful of just out there, millions, it's gotta
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be Yeah, there's not a not a inchilada, not one. I gotta
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imagine if I had filled one out, it probably would be perfect, right,
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you know, that's you gotta play the game to win. You gotta
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play the game. I mean imagine having a perfect bracket though, That would
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be incredible because at that point you're pretty much locked in. I think if
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you do is it espans. If you do finish with a perfect bracket,
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you get a million dollars or something. I would imagine. Yeah, I
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mean, at least right now, I saw the NDSU Buyson one yeah,
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the women's team last night, right, Yeah, they're gonna be taking on
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Minnesota and this is going to be in Minneapolis. This is on Friday.
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So they lost to them already this season, but last year they beat them.
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So come on, ladies, that's be awesome little rival, real border
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battle. And the Dollar Tree. When's the last time you went to the
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Dollar Store or a Dollar Tree? But I don't. I don't shop there,
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but my mom works at the one in Dialworth, so you know,
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occasional I'll visit. Yeah, we pop over there from time to time for
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miscellaneous goods, but there really isn't anything. There's a few things that are
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a dollar, but otherwise inflation is hit. And the Dollar Tree is saying
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now that they've raised their price cap to seven dollars. I guess it used
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to be at five dollars. Now at seven, they say most of their
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items are now going to be a dollar fifty to seven dollars. So at
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what point do we just call it the dollar fifty Tree but just doesn't have
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the zing to it? No, trust me, I get it. One
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year, we instead of doing like Secret Santa, we just decided that we
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would all buy our gifts from the dollar store. Love this. Yeah,
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you have a lot of fun little nicknacks you can find. It's not even
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that. I mean they have a lot of really good things that saving me
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us some money for no doubt. Sure love that all right. Today,
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finally gonna get a little sunshine. High twenty seven, Gonna be breezy,
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warming up a little bit more tomorrow, and then on Friday, kind of
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a rain snow mix unfortunately coming our way.