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11: Woman Wrote Essay On How To Murder Husband Sentenced For Murder | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: First story of the Day. Woman who wrote an essay
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  Speaker 1: on how to murder a husband sentenced to life for
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  Speaker 1: you guessed it murdering her husband. Nancy Crafton Browley, the
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  Speaker 1: author of essay how to Murder Your Husband, will send
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  Speaker 1: it to life in prison Monday for the murder of
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  Speaker 1: her husband Trophy seventy one, was convicted in May of
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  Speaker 1: second deary murder in June the June twenty eighteen death
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  Speaker 1: of her husband, who was gunned down at the culinary
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  Speaker 1: school where he taught cooking classes.
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  Speaker 2: She got them down and she cooked them there. She said.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband shot twice, once in the back as he
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  Speaker 1: stood of the thing feeling ice water and moved for
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  Speaker 1: the students and then in the chest at coach school. Shit,
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  Speaker 1: the couple had that and he had a life insurance
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  Speaker 1: worth life insurance policy worth more than one hundred I
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  Speaker 1: mean more than one million dollars. She testified she was
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  Speaker 1: better off financially with her husband live in the fact
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  Speaker 1: that her MANYVAM was senior at the school.
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  Speaker 2: Was Jessica wincident.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wait a minute, she was seventy one. It's like
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  Speaker 3: you want you just too old to do so, you
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  Speaker 3: don't have that much life left, y'all just ride it out.
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  Speaker 4: If you was gonna do this, you was supposed to
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  Speaker 4: kill him at for like.
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  Speaker 5: Forty she had the age when she can wake up,
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  Speaker 5: you get a new nigga.
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  Speaker 4: You keep living you seventy one, Sis, she's a wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know new man.
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  Speaker 4: She don't she don't have much.
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  Speaker 2: Let you know, she's.
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  Speaker 6: How you don't know she ready to ride out.
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  Speaker 1: I need to read seventy I'll read a paragraph from
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  Speaker 1: this this essay, because for you to write an essay
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  Speaker 1: you was like, oh, I'm definitely doing the flip side.
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  Speaker 3: It is kind of like maybe she's just taking one
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  Speaker 3: for the team for all the other women, Like, I
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  Speaker 3: know I'm gonna go to jail for this, but let
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  Speaker 3: me put this manual out here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, got you, got you?
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  Speaker 7: So what happened is she thought that what they say
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  Speaker 7: put it in the book, niggas don't read.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we read.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha, and I hope when she got convicted, she wasn't like, well,
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  Speaker 1: how'd you guy? I know she wasn't like that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so she said, what I can tell you? She So
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  Speaker 1: she published a blog in twenty eleven that was called
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  Speaker 1: how to Murder Your Husband would start off as a
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  Speaker 1: romantic suspense suspense writer. I spent a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: thinking about murderer and coincid and consequently about police procedure.
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  Speaker 1: It was published on a blog side called c Jane
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  Speaker 1: Published Research. It was split into into details detailing the
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  Speaker 1: pros and cons of killing a villain his husband. If
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  Speaker 1: the murder is supposed to set me free, I certainly
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  Speaker 1: wanted to spend any time in jail, she wrote.
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  Speaker 8: And record they said you can.
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  Speaker 1: In here.
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  Speaker 2: Lost.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, maybe they come back in a minute.
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  Speaker 8: To waste Oh.
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  Speaker 2: No, I appreciate you good jews.
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  Speaker 4: So did she do it or somebody else did it?
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  Speaker 1: She I think she got she did good? Okay, I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: now good she did Uh she did it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What was did she list? Does this list some of
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  Speaker 4: the pros and cons?
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  Speaker 2: They didn't say it, says the judge.
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  Speaker 1: The essay was not even permitted as evidence because it
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  Speaker 1: was written years ago. That's part of writing seminar. It
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  Speaker 1: turns out the Jeoris didn't need to reach their vert
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  Speaker 1: They didn't need it. The thing to reach their verdict begun. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they found shellcasing.
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  Speaker 2: In her car. She put two in the back and
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  Speaker 2: one in the chest in the car, and her van
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  Speaker 2: was there.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you wrote years ago, You've been plotting on
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  Speaker 3: this and do your research and you get caught up
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  Speaker 3: your You drove your ben to job.
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  Speaker 1: This should have been in that one cases in the
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  Speaker 1: here's here's my thing I need Maybe I just you're
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  Speaker 1: a woman. I need to ask women on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Why do y'all And not all of y'all, but there's
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  Speaker 1: a there's a good majority of y'all love crime docs killing.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most it's the and they go to this
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  Speaker 1: is why you don't mess with women.
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  Speaker 2: They go to sleep with murder on their mind.
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  Speaker 4: Order so much.
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  Speaker 3: And I was home for like Christmas break for like
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  Speaker 3: a month, and my daddy was so concerned.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot. What are you what are you plotting?
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  Speaker 2: This girl? She'd be like, Oh, I gotta, I gotta
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  Speaker 2: put on like snap show. Put that the true crime.
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  Speaker 2: I love crime shows, true crime podcast. I like.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I can watch like an episode, but
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  Speaker 1: but to go to sleep on marathons of death. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing they'll watch, like I think Andrew Schultz
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  Speaker 1: said that. He said they'll watch a crime doc about
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  Speaker 1: a lady that got kidnapped in the park and then
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  Speaker 1: be like, I'm gonna go for a run, like what what,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Where is the logic here?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, but because I asked homies, homie don't
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  Speaker 1: really they don't do that. Like it'll be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women watch Law and Order, but I watch, but
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  Speaker 1: after a couple it's funny. I like.
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  Speaker 8: I like because I like, but I like because.
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  Speaker 2: I can solve it with him.
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  Speaker 6: But my thing is like it just lets you know,
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  Speaker 6: like niggas is dumb.
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  Speaker 2: And they will snitch on you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that show showed me more all the street
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  Speaker 1: like logic when it's me or you niggas is not
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  Speaker 1: even before the food comes.
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  Speaker 2: They have a joke. They'd be like like, man, it's
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  Speaker 2: crazy me messed up. Y'all really should have to be.
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  Speaker 1: Here, Like we don't even ask you no question, but
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  Speaker 1: crime is it? Like, bro, they will turn on you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be watching Locked Up Abroad though I ain't watched that.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I like seeing stuff like that is cool. It's not
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  Speaker 1: as Locked Up Abroad. It's like it's like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: cool with some jail stuff. But murder, Dear John.
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  Speaker 8: I like murder documentaries do though.
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  Speaker 1: I like I can watch the documentary documentaries on the
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  Speaker 1: podcast in the ear like good night, Yes what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying it be like.
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  Speaker 2: He opened the window and death flew.
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  Speaker 1: Inro He was like, whoa, Oh that's so good.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm going to be, Like, what going on?
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  Speaker 8: Did she know that was the last?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, ladies doing your thing? Man, I ain't saying nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. Don't come after me. I know you've been
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  Speaker 1: watching that. I know you figure some things. Well she
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  Speaker 1: didn't figure she need to watch one. The thing is
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  Speaker 1: at seventy one. To Keisha's point, when you get life
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  Speaker 1: in prison. It's you want getting twenty five, but here's
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to get the life insurance policy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, not for it's not life.
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  Speaker 8: That's the point she got about them.
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  Speaker 6: Solid.
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  Speaker 2: He just said life next.
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  Speaker 4: Men isn't even that long. Let thee he's.
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  Speaker 2: Going to go down out. You'dn't got to yellow man.
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  Speaker 8: Well, no, some white man, you know, white man bridge.
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  Speaker 8: Would white man be living now?
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  Speaker 2: Less stress?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, less man be living now? Yeah, so he got you.
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  Speaker 2: He was Yeah, what was the skin dead? But they
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  Speaker 2: be living?
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  Speaker 8: What was the white man and the uh excuse.
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  Speaker 1: Me, that's your boy. His skin has been dead for
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  Speaker 1: their skin black and green? You're blowing him here dust.
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  Speaker 1: It could be like thing snapped?
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  Speaker 2: What was that?
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  Speaker 8: What was that famous white lady who married the old white.
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  Speaker 2: Man the smith? Look at that dude. He was rich. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he was all this and he finally got.
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  Speaker 6: To live, enjoy and bliss.
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  Speaker 2: At the end after he.
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  Speaker 7: The old nags, he finally got a young thing that
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  Speaker 7: said yes.
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  Speaker 8: Daddy, and died and did he died? But here he went.
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  Speaker 1: Out, he went and went on this.
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  Speaker 2: He went out joyfully.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I don't want you to murder me divorce, leave me,
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  Speaker 1: just leave me, made me leave life.
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  Speaker 2: Just be like, listen, I'll kill you, ain't. I kid
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  Speaker 2: you not? I kid you not.
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  Speaker 1: One time I'm in college, this girl stayed over. I
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  Speaker 1: woke up out of my sleep. I kid you not
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  Speaker 1: because she not tell me that she be doing ship
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 2: And I woke up out the bed.
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  Speaker 1: And she was sitting on the bed and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I woke sad me.
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  Speaker 2: I said, yo, you good.
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  Speaker 1: She was like yeah, like you sat up and she
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  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, sorry, I never seen that girl again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about what she's doing. She didn't say she was.
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  Speaker 2: I said, oh no, no, no, no, no, she's.
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  Speaker 1: Just like facing the wall. She said, I'm in the bed,
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  Speaker 1: like the doors this way. So I sit up and
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  Speaker 1: she's like kind of like halfway on the bed, halfway
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  Speaker 1: and like kind of like just staring like she was
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  Speaker 1: like she was like I had a bad nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: She was like absolutely not thinking about that walk of
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  Speaker 1: Shane back. I was like, that was like no, I
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  Speaker 1: thought he was about to get murdered. And she was
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  Speaker 1: just reflected.
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  Speaker 2: The conscience like what I do this? I should men
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  Speaker 2: do that more?
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  Speaker 4: Than women.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the statistics, but I feel like there's
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  Speaker 3: more men that probably murder their significantly.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, one thousand percent. You said, oh you said
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  Speaker 1: murder murder. They're like, oh yeah, yeah, that's why Snapped
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  Speaker 1: was the show murdering.
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  Speaker 4: Mama, don want no more?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what men be murdering? The men be murdered.
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  Speaker 1: Man. That's because it's like, oh, here's the women that
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  Speaker 1: fought back or kids. Yeah, if it was just men murdering,
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  Speaker 1: that's just life. That's just the news. That's just regularly everything.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like what you're doing, bro, Like go find
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  Speaker 2: a hobby, you count.
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  Speaker 8: He was on the episode of that Snap.
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  Speaker 2: Got.
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  Speaker 8: He was a hit man from the lady Damn o
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  Speaker 8: g Ridge.
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  Speaker 2: He was a good man.
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  Speaker 7: He had a boxing gym, you know for Philly, but
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  Speaker 7: he was with the tip the lady paid on.
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  Speaker 2: Kill him.
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  Speaker 6: Man shout murder AUNTI he got like Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Henry y'all know Chris socil Right, the comedian.
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  Speaker 1: His his dad had to fake his death because his
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: wife was trying to kill you and he faked his
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  Speaker 1: death with the police.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: He had a guy in the whole. Uh, his boy
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  Speaker 2: was a hit man.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: She didn't know they were friends, and she hit him
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: up to He was like, yo, I think your wife's
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: trying to kill you. So they hired the hit man,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: but he knew him, went there, took a picture of
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  Speaker 1: his dead body, and she only gave him like I
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  Speaker 1: think it was like five grand in the pickup truck.
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  Speaker 2: Was to pay.
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  Speaker 4: That was my auntie for two hundred fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Her her husband was fucking around with this chick. She
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: kept doing little stuff that was like you know, the
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  Speaker 3: girl crazy. They coming in with from I think the
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  Speaker 3: movies or wherever my little cousins, and the dude came
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  Speaker 3: up and shot her, and Dane.
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  Speaker 4: Wade's mama helped her get out of jail. What yeah, wa, life.
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  Speaker 2: Was for two hundred dollars, that's a day rate. This was.
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  Speaker 3: I mean this is also in I was like, what
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  Speaker 3: maybe five or six? This is probably like eighty seven.
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  Speaker 9: But no for murder two und ninety eight itself, not
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  Speaker 9: for my own.
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  Speaker 6: You know, probab wasn't but a thousand anybody second.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they dumb.
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  Speaker 7: So they got seven from a brand new Mustang my
• 12:31
  Speaker 7: black he's you all you call.
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  Speaker 4: The day if you had them to take two fifty murder.
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  Speaker 6: You understand you got one of my life to the
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  Speaker 6: girl that is.
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  Speaker 2: That was that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that part. Thou not laughing about that part.
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  Speaker 3: But and then this is Chicago, and so I guess
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  Speaker 3: she's doing this like prison reform thing or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And she helped get the lady out of jail.
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  Speaker 2: Was crazy not murder. Had to be least ten grand
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: something starting there a baseline. We need a base. It's
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  Speaker 2: all about you.
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  Speaker 4: Depends you get to the environment.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't want to get caught, then yeah, that yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the higher she was just emotional like John.
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  Speaker 4: John was like, I do it all right?
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  Speaker 2: Cool, your emotions can take people.
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  Speaker 7: That was an episode of the first one episode. This
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  Speaker 7: episode of the white man paid his White girl paid
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  Speaker 7: her brother to give somebody paid her brother. She paid
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  Speaker 7: her brother, well, she didn't pay him, but she was
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  Speaker 7: just like you know, and he killed her ex husband.
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  Speaker 8: Then he ended up dying.
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  Speaker 2: Ship man.
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  Speaker 1: People, Yo, you we need that. You need martial arts man.
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  Speaker 1: It keep you to teach you the dojo. Get your
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  Speaker 1: emotions right, like all this it would be extra. You
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  Speaker 1: don't need all this stuff. You don't need all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Next segment. I'm sorry, Aunt, I didn't miss under story fifty.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that is crazy. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's a dead whole food.
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  Speaker 4: That's a crackhead.
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  Speaker 2: It had.
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  Speaker 1: If you hate cops because the cops call a crackhead,
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  Speaker 1: I think he got elected.
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  Speaker 2: Crackhead thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's because that's the fact they saw that. They were like, yeah,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: what state was in? I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but hey, that's a fact. Though it is
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: a fact, no matter how you felt about it.
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  Speaker 4: Crack heead.
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  Speaker 2: Louisiana.
• 14:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that makes sense, John, I don't think the city's trouble.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You hate cops because cops? That was his just said.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Because cop call a crack crackhead. First of all, they
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: will get the job done more than I truce to crackhead,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: more than no pistol.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm not talking about murder. I'm just talking
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  Speaker 2: about for anything. But he pulling up on the pistol,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: he'll he'll get what you crack getting.
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  Speaker 4: People just don't trust the police at all. We don't
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  Speaker 4: go for that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm it is much likely to get worse for me
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  Speaker 1: if I call the police. I call a crack just
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  Speaker 1: be getting interesting what's crazy.
• 15:13
  Speaker 8: You have gave them access to your house. He's coming
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  Speaker 8: back for sure.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: We got robbed one time too. They didn't take no cameras.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: They took my son's piggy bank, but they didn't take
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: the laptops. They took it, took the piggy bank. It
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: was like, that's definitely dollars, definitely niggas.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: The laptop was what full on cameras.
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  Speaker 7: It's too hard to get off though, Oh that's it
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: hard to get off really, if I don't have a
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: good connection, because you can't go into the plun shop,
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  Speaker 7: if I ain't got no idea, don't want to do
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  Speaker 7: all that, you get a trace on the plunge shop.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all wanted to investigate this.
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  Speaker 7: But it's a solid effect though, Like if I'm stealing.
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  Speaker 7: When you steal, you gotta think because I'm in that culture,
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  Speaker 7: you know, Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But you leave, you leave the preparer.
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  Speaker 2: I already don gut it.
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  Speaker 7: So if it's the spur of the moment type of stealing, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not. Yeah, the spirit of the moment. Thieves take
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: all kinds of ship.
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  Speaker 8: They trace you back. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: You know, but if you don't if you're not already
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  Speaker 10: in that like like you don't know somebody who can
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  Speaker 10: exactly not even white. But if you don't even have
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  Speaker 10: it already lined up, Like if I like, if I
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  Speaker 10: got y'all lined up, y'all need mac books, I'm taking that,
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: get it off, Get it off, get it off. But
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  Speaker 10: if I'm just going around stealing all these cameras, it's
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  Speaker 10: no good selling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 4: I got the course.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, so what's good to steal? Jew Let's
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: break it down because I sure nig if I come
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: to you with a guy, get it where you're at?
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Like give me said, aunt know what kind like? Nothing
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: hard to get off, bro, It's like you gotta get on.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: So just cast what difference in your environment? Like petty stuff, Jordan,
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: that's why they take clothing and stuff. People can always
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: wear clothes and take that. I got the Jays fifty dollars.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Oh bet they take something real.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm getting caught if I rock. I'm definitely based on
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: what B Lou said off just I'm not the top.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I'm absolutely I'm not dicriminal because I'm parano parent.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: All this got on the find means yeah, they talk
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: with so why you so?
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: Why you just started it at the house. You out
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: there trying to like six laptops and they talking about
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: what the hippy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You know what they are. You're running apple store here.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Six pings, six pings in your house. Jail mama, got
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: to give your mama got down.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: You're going to jail.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Boy.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: That's a good that's a good point.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: You don't want to steal that stuff because it's you
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: find that easy. The police be like, you just put
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: it in.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: It's too much to unless you're already closed.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Jordan's my brand new time.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: He called out the locker and King I know who
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: did it to this day?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Coming from school, I was fresh to death, you hear me,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: and nobody had this cold.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I put it in the locker by.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: It's around.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: It got.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: They saw me come in like oh, and I was like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: you know what is cool? I came back the next
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: day with a brand new one.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, get money out here, it's not you
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: and keep it there.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Ain't still that one.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: They it was the King Home.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Niggas too. I know the King Home because I always
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: want to.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Look like choice schools, right that they have any trip
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: where you have to take a test to get in,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: and you can come from anywhere.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: You don't have to be in there.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: But because it's still a public school, they can't deny
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: the neighborhood kids in the school, and the choice schools
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: are always in bad neighborhood. I went from a good
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: neighborhood to go to school in Bandbview. But the school
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: was good, right, So we had programs like I was
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: in math, science and apply technology. So I'm taking like
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: quantitative analysis, I'm taking scale, I'm taking two different lank
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: foreign languages.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: And then you had C I S C. But then
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: you also had what we call.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Cp L A and we still don't know what a standboard.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: We called it color people Learning Anything.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: And the niggas in the CPL. It was a different
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: type of nig you know what I'm saying.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: It was not like and they was in a whole
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: different section of the school right the school they was
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: down back there. Nobody went back there, and I'm like,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I know it was one of you niggas kids, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: the other programs we had too much to lose.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: One nobody's stelling coachs like they got me.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Is the worst type of I hate a thief is
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: just like, go work for you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You doing all this scamming? You No, no, you smart
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: enough to the scam scam. Take a lot of work
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and do some work.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I had a thief the time, he plotting and.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: All of that, and I got scammed New York Knicks ticket.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Remember that, Yeah, I trust the brother man. I was
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: trying to support that nigga saw Lolly Pop. I remember.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: You can't do that no more though. All the tickets
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: now is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Like, wait, like you bought them from somebody. They weren't real.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dang got him too, he was he got me twice.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: He got me twice. The square gun. Yeah, so he was.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I shot need seven tickets and he was like fifty
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: dollars a piece. And I was like bad.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: So I go to the a t He was like, yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: let me just get the four hundred. I was like,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: this is math, right, take out the four He.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Walked me to the ATM, very kind put my little pin.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I did cover my pin.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Yah crazy, I was, yeah, take the four hundred and
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the tickets, I mean the money he had me the tickets.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I went to the thing man, this is this guy
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: yesterday the I'm the outside.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: The ticket part had today's thing, but the actual scanning
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: part he just picked it up from yesterday and then
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like put the preferated edge back together and the thing
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: was from yesterday the day before game. He got me
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and I came back and none of the people were there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: He pa, Bro, there was twenty people a ticket. Those
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: are agents.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Be to the next game. Still to this day.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: That's probably about three four years ago. But now you
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: gotta you know the take. It only come alive. I
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: don't know how they scam. I'm sure they do something.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Scam is gonna figure it out. I was like, back man,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm sorry, man, it just don't feel good.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: They felt good to him.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, yeah, yeah, he saw he saw me
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: yesterday's paper. That's enoughing almost putting, that's enough. Almost put
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: two hits oitle on somebody.
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: That's great.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You can kill it. You can kill you. We said earlier.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You do two for one day. That's what I'm saying.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Now I gotta go like, he's just a Timmy Hill
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: figure coat. Now I got to get floor seats. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: should have winns and got floor seats. Yeah, but I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: couldn't afford him. I only had the four hundred, So
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I said, this thing so oning for me was my
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: shampoo for my shower. Caddy in college said, I went
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to a p w Y. I was so mad that
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was made for black men. Hair falls out like some
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: stones like that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: You will get mad. You're like, come on, man, why
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: are you still come on? Bro stealing Carrol's daughter? Like
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: man in state university. But you're gonna do a Carol's
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: daughter just because your name Carrol, ain't it. Carol was
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: a black one.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: That's one of the white people that was getting locked,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Hear like, yeah, all right, hold on one second.
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: I don't know if somebody picked up myself.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I got somebody picking up my
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: son Father of the Year, I don't remember. Oh that
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: reminds me of Joe. This comedian I think his name
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: is Nate Bargowski said. He said, he said, we got
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to realize that men and women are just different. He said,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: me and my wife walked my daughter down to the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: bus station. We put her on the bus. She's like
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: six seven years old. She go off the school. He said,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I go to work, wife goes to work. He said,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I see the school calling me. Later he said, oh
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: this is this is interesting. He said, I pick it
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: up there hello, and they're like, oh, mister Nate, so
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and so on.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: We got a question for you. Do you know which
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: school bus your daughter rides? He said?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: He said, so you have my wife's number and mine
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and you chose to call me. Have you ever had
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: a father before?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: That?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Shit was so funny. It was like, I don't pay
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: attention to that. Want you to ask me what the
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: name of the school is?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: To that? She was so funny. Have you ever had
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: a father? Like?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Does make sense.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: That I can never call him. He's like, he ain't
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: gonna know what I'm He provides money and four okay, okay,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: she four.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I kind of felt that daddy shark, but it was
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: a tough time. She's out of that.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: That's what I says. The whole thing on talking about
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: dads and I know anohing about it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I need to watch that. That sounds fun video. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: see some videos, all right. Next segment, this is a
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: true story and this is wild. Shaquille O'Neill says Gorilla's
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: freak out when he comes near and the zoo Miami
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: executive confirms they are intimidated by his large size. You
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: know how trill you gotta be to scare a gorilla? Wait, gorilla.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Gorillas be scared when gorilla's not small. No, and they're
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: strong and they're very strong, and shock is I believe
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: seven three. He's seven to seven seven three good three
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: honds and gorillas are like it is though.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: You know there's a whole glass between. It's not even like.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Gorilla. No.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: But that's the thing though, that's the stair down. The
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: stair downs work for That's how gorillas show their dominance.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: That's why they tell you, don't They tell you don't
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: look at it if you gorilla stare down whoever whoever
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: breaks first last? Yeah, so they look at shook at shack.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: They see she was I was just I was just
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: talking about name.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Did you see the lady who played Felicia was like
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: hurt by bye bye Felicia. She was like she wasn't
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: even a crackhead, And I was like, come on now,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: heavily implied that she was on crack.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, microwave and stuff like, but she really was going
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: through it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: What is that about? That's a character.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I don't nobody ever say Hi, Felicia. What they were saying.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Nobody, I don't know, says in her eyes, and I'm like, girl,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: you were.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: At my line you say that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: But that was her biggest thing though, That was her
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: biggest But you gotta understand they were still like they
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: didn't know what like that they did it, and that
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: you know, after you feel something, youven filmed it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: He didn't know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: And it's been been a Friday, been out for a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: long time since the nineties, and she's just been also.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Black people, we gonna run something into the.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Drive by.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It's the whole Bye Folic. She was real good.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Friends with I's Mitchell, who's on the Comedy Union.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Really she's a comedian.
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's extend up. Yeah, but she transitioned to vegan.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: She was banking. I don't know if she was banking.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: But her son, he was really he was. He was
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: real good at football. He went to the quarterback at
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: the University of Miami. Really, yes, very interesting.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't make it to the league. Yeah, hard get
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of comedy, but he made it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: He was throwing quarterback for three years at the University
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: of Mina.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Dang. He didn't make it to the league.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yo, I think that too, nick, I won't want to
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: say that. He's like, she was a comedian and she
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: transitions to a megan, and I'm like, trans.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Good food alone. That was that she transitioned pa.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I was thinking of, I'm keep going she.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: A comedian, she transitions to a vegan. You know one
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: gave up the meat for the paper.
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: Oh man, hey man, this this podcast that pretty much
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: this show control pretty much, don't.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: It is funny? Funny you're begetting meet for you know
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: something out mad imber. I used to have a joke. Okay, cool,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: he'speaking myself, nigga.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes parents that I'd be like, y'all, sure, I can't
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: wait when I'm about to have a kid. I gotta
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: call all my parent friends, but like, all right, tell
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: me something. Gonna be like, no, you just gotta go
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: through a brother.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I can tell you. Boy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Some days I'd be like, y'all, sure you want this
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: personal life in your hand. I was putting pencils on.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I just came from putting pencils.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I can't take care.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: One time, Iaiah threw up in his car seat and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: it had gotten behind the like cloth and into the
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: crevices and I had to take it out. I got
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: all this jacket and I called I wanted to call
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: my mom because it would throw up everywhere.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, that is something I think about,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: like the party trying stage, because if you were out
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: and about you, you're not getting back in my car, daddy,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: somebody I don't know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: You gotta have a change back. You know that day
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: is gonna be mad. You just really called me to
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: You got to change, you change.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: You've always got said that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: Now your mom.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Head over.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: You got all the essentials. The first time, you.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Keep going wanna be oh mama.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So it's like.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: You're already I'm a nerve.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: He's a child who is not born yet. It is already.
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: In the press, the YouTube a little loud and louds
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: turned down. Why are you frustrated?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: All the stages, party train is probably the one that's
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: gonna like the moment like you're pissing in the bed.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: BROI changed this early in the morning.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: How much pe do you think going to come out
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: of pull ups? Right?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: They're still they're gonna get you.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: The daughter's they're gonna.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Get you, guaranteed. Pissing on you you got.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: She amount, I mean like sheer statistics, war diapers, you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: changed the higher probability.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Of and even in the transition, like my four year
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: old she panties now is that the.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Little girl? Right?
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: But yeah, she's gonna get you because that's because that's
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: the trust factory.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: You gotta trus So that's the that's the barrier, that's
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the cross point. But no, but my.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Youngest just keep paying. I got personal training.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: You got you got.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Is doodo up the back and.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: That's gonna I just saw my Homeworld post she got
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: twins and she posted first away.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I'm not even watching it, big dump. This lady was
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: holding her baby like this and the baby just split up,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: dress on everything. She just took a napkin and was
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: just like, I can do.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Boo boo back. You know what it is. It's amazing
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: quickly you get used to that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 12: Boo boo back is like under under one, under one,
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: boo boo back, okay, under.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: One, but one that possible.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: That's what it's proble. It's a boo boo back over one.
• 32:23
  Speaker 12: I don't know what you're eating, y'all, gonna be taco
• 32:25
  Speaker 12: bell or something, y'all, that's something that that's something that's
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: something different but is under so the but the do
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: have to go out the no but no, but but
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: under one is because they just it's all fluids that's.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Out the bag.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Boo boo back crazy going back to now.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Those clothes you just the ones that with boo boo
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: back on over their head out getting you know the
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: other way. We got a new market. We needed to
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: make boo boo back ones that can help out for that. Yeah,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: make sure it is something it probably is.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: You know how you would sound ye do your baby
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: had boooo? We got we got the boo boom back
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: out one, make some money. That would be my number one?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Uh baby shower, get the boo back? Sure you ain't,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You'll never need another one. That's kind of yeah, we
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: gonna do that. We got we got a business.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: We got business. Shark Tank, don't air this episode until
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: we got because we get that.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Panthers gonna have the boom back tomorrow.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I'll be so mad.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's booboom on. They can't be stealing boooom Like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: come on, man, I want to go on shot tank.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a baby had no more?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Everybody everybody.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this podcast from baby food smelled boo boo,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and when they in the solids, that's be like, nigga,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that's that's an adult.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That that okay, that's what puts you into potty training. Okay, nigga,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not tracking. That's that's out of control.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: And then with the party training, because so they sit
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: on a little toy pot and then you gotta take
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: the boo boo.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Out of that, or you can you can put the
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: baby you do a smaller seat on top of your
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: real toy and you just help them sit on there.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I never did the dude with the tour, we both
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: going movie out and watching.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: There.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Never remember Jojo. Man, he did not want to get
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: potty training. We was trying. He just was never doing nothing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: We took him to the pediatrician. She was like, he
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: don't want to do this, just stop, and we stopped.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: And then like two months later he was like, all
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: righty train that day. No, no, dude, he was all right,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I'm potty trained.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Now. He didn't say it, but he just started being
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like potty potty and then that was it. Don't tell
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: me nothing, matter of fact, because.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Just from what I know if JoJo's personality, that sounds very.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Off.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: And then I'm done when y'all stopped thinking about it,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and don't talk to me no more about literally never
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: beat in the bed, never did none of that stuff
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: from the moment he was potty trained, move on straight off.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: That's just stuff. That's sorry.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I like this next second, I just like yelling, Hey,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what. You're gonna have a lot of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: clips from these episodes. If you are, you're gonna have fire.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: This is going way.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I knew it would be good, but I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, We're gonna try. What worst
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: could happen? Some niggas, they can't be that. It can't
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: be that, ba all right. Last segment is pick your poison?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: All right, pick your poison. Would you rather get robbed
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: at gun point five percent of the time you leave
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: your house after dark? Or take two shots of bleach?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Wait whenever you leave your house after whenever I leave
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, it's just a regular day.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: For I.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Mean, at some point you used not even traumatized by
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: them all.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Remember, I want you to say so many stories from
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: my channel because they she said.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: She says and then tells a great story.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Moved on, Keisha, I came back home. It was your
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: car shut up though she was like.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: What it was good your car got shut up like
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: It happened. This just happened.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: That was the anniversary of my one of my closest
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: friends getting shot. And she was with me that night
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: and somebody was gonna happen the car me and I
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: was like, ya, I want your car back here, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I'm glad they didn't because somebody.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: For Shore got shot. It was like three four bullet
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: holes in the car.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, somebody from Detroit. Somebody computer engineer, but she
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: has the regular Detroit background. Somebody. They was like, and
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: she find she a computer engineer. Why she keep getting
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: like that? There's so much shot at.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: They weren't trying specifically to be it me is a thing.
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: I was just we never.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: We never aimed for the girls. We know the nigga
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: in there, but we see them in your car.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: So you dropping your homegirls car?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: No, So it was my This is the crazy part
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: because it was my birthday. I went back to Detroit.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I did a birthday thing. My friend came in from
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: York on the rown I did it on Friday. She
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: came in on Saturday, so now I'm forced to go
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: out Saturday because she missed the Friday party. I didn't
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: want to go out, which is crazy because it's my birthday.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: I go to the party. Were leaving.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: It's like four of us, We're about to go get
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: something to eat, and we everybody went to the right
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: and where I parked that I couldn't go that.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: It went to left.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I couldn't go that way, and long story short, I'm
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: caught in traffic. So I tried to make a use
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: turn and then all of a sudden, niggas got the shooting,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: and I was like shooting and then all of a sudden,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like my car's chacking and I'm like smelling gunsmoke.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: So my friends is calling because they.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Like where you at.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm getting shot.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Nobody's ever asked me where, man, I'll be like I.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Get shot, I would be there when I can. They
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: was on Jefferson waiting for me, So finally I was
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: able to get out. I'm trying to pull the seatbelt.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what a seatbelt and not connected and it's
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: like a bullet hood right there. In the thing and
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: the seatbow won't come out. So they're like, well, like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: oh my god. You know this was the anniversary that
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: my friend got shot because like a few years before,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: she ain't called me for my birthday. One of my
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: closest friends. She called me like three days later and
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm like what up. I'm like attitude. She's like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just calling to your birthday. I'm like, okay, my
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: birthday was days ago. She's like, I'm in the hospital.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I get shot. I was like, what.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Your birthday?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: She was?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: She like, so this is already an anniversary she got
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: shot at now I've guess. So I'm like dang. So
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: I finally get out. We get on Jefferson and I'm
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: still hungry. So wait, so we go to MGM.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Got shut Yeah, I had.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: I'm hungry Detroit.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: So I go get the Corby. I come back home.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: My mama's sleep, but she hear me come in. She's like, oh,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: how was the party. I was like, ah, it's cool.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like up. I tried to go in my room
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: real quick. She was like what.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: So she come out and the thing is because also
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I got into a bad accident one time. I flew
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: out the win show on the freeway. So now my
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: parents are very like, I don't even care as long
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: as you're okay. So she went out to the garage
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: that the car was like damn, and she's like, all right,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: you good whatever, It's all.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: I'm good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: I'm cool.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna church tomorrow.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But I'm seen my homeboys fight and I'm like, I'm
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: going home. You got your car, shot said, I'm gonna
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: get something to eat.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: You have to be out of this world.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Deep sandwiches that formed.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's the as you call your shot. You're
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: gonna come here. That's how good.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Still you're still gonna pull up from Detroit.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: You know, you know I have to try this. I
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: gotta be shot at and still came here, still came.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: She got shot at, ran over Jesus.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Somebody said food that the engine is the casino.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: And I can see no I got when I drive,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I'd be good.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: It was my friends driving and I ain't even leave.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I left the house with some other friends. I'm such
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: a nice person. We go to the mall, bumping to
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: my one friend. She's like, ain't gonabody riving me to
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: the party. He was in high school and at the
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: time it was like Farmington Hills. That's far from Detroit.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: When you're young, I'm like, okay, I'll rive with you.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: We get into asking of my parents. It's like for
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: one in the morning, like where she at. They get
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: to call my friend like she ain't come. She rolled
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: with charminas and then they're paging me. Paid your on
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: the side of the three way. My daddy came out
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: to the next name somebody pony.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: So you are anything nigga. You literally are the most
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: interesting nigga in the world. So less of time. She
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: always studying.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: But it's some ship.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I hadn't. That's something.
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: You gotta start looking at her degree.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Money they got look at this ship.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: You did that, they got a master.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I've been all those, but not not fut Win year.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: My seatbelt called me, you got to sit in the
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: school year.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I'm not about to graduate late.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Like come on you you have messes right?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So your b as in computer science computer information information systems,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: beaut and what's your master's in computer engineers?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing that that's fire.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: That woman twenty two black woman in the twenty two
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: countries killing it and been throwing from twenty two.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It's different things.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: She's killing it right now morrow curR and cars got
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: deep current, cars got beat. I'll run you over, know
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: you won't.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: You gotta do it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Throw you at the way ship, shoot at you. Stay
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: out of cars, but don't watch cars the movie nothing.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I would not run the car for years. I would
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: be like, no I drive.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not right about saying you are a final destination.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: The cars will not stop and we're going out of that. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: who drives? O ke she gonna drive what she got
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: the car ain't going ain't going to you mean mama
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: ran her mom and we're gonna open. We gonna open twice.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Didn't break my foot, yo.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Follow the rest of us on Twitter, followed follow the hospital, hippo,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: just follow her at car fact.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Black magic, I mean bla girl. God, that is right
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: her to hear that.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: He didn't realize he was kidnapped until he was telling us.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: That's they take you to the house. Time upset me
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: on fire.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: So you've been kidnapped.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: All they did was prevent me from moving with rope nigga.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: That's literally, that's a description that can't nappen.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: And he was literally a kid.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: He was a child.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: He was the most kidnapped all right pace by