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50 Shades of Grey by E. L. James - Welcome to Christian's Red Room of Disappointment! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode we're reading 50
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  Shades of Grey by EL James. We are talking about the entire
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  book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and I don't remember reading about nipple clamps in
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  the. Bible, I'm Emily and I'm 50
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  Shades of fucked up. Oh, a classic.
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  A classic snaps. Snaps OK, before we get dragged
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  into today's episode, like Anna in the Red Room of Pain where
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  yes, Christian is somehow wearing jeans, we've got a teeny
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  tiny favor to ask if you've been enjoying our previous episodes
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  full of smart drama. And holy crap, did that really
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  just happen. Moments.
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  Look, it's not the best, but it's.
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  So it's so good, I just couldn't give much energy.
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  OK. Trigger warnings from the lovely
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  book Trigger warnings.com BDSM considered to be portrayed with
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  incorrect or poor etiquette, emotional abuse, physical abuse,
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  sexual abuse, assault, statutory rape and stalking.
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  Shaky, inhaled I. Don't know how you went, but I
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  know I had to have breaks breaks.
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  Go and it was like a whole 2 week break in the middle I feel.
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  Like every time I went to play it my fingers was like no play
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  something else and I just procrastinate on a cycle.
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  I feel like maybe I read this yonks ago.
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  Right, I definitely. Did or I watched the movie, I
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  can't remember because it's very much on the movie but I thought
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  Christian was the problem until I listened to the audio book and
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  I was like Anna girl. I remember I read this like in
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  public at work and I was like, this is such a good book.
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  It's. Slapping Was it clocking to you
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  it? It was amazing at the time, but
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  do you know what it's written like she's laying in bed
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  daydreaming, Yes. And she's just trying to speed
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  up to the sex scenes to fall asleep and then like she's just
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  filling it. Oh, the timing was terrible it.
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  Was three weeks. Oh, it was terrible, though.
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  It was it. Was terrible.
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  It was the worst written thing I.
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  However, however, that being said, I'm gonna give her a bit
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  of leeway because this was written in 2011, so it was one
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  of those baby smarts like it was the IT was the trailblazer of
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  the time. It was the OG.
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  I feel like, didn't it start as a Twilight fanfiction or
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  something? Yes, yes, so very much obvious,
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  but I'm going to give it a bit more leeway than what we would
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  give something if something was written yesterday, simply
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  because for at the time this was mind blowing valid.
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  I thought even just like this lesson, I was like.
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  Oh, OK, it looks like we're going back to 2011 for this one.
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  Girl. What?
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  Was even happening around that time?
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  Were you in primary school? I was in high school close
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  enough when close enough 18. Girl, let's not try and do that
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  math. A little bit after.
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  A little bit. Look.
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  Oh, stay ambiguous here. Around the same time frame.
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  It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.
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  Oh, horrific. Back in man, eh?
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  Back in mild, eh? Honestly, OK.
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  Let this go to publishing. Dogs.
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  Honestly, who let Christians dogs out with the jeans in the
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  red Room and why? What is with he's?
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  Barefoot and you can't tell me. Otherwise, he is.
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  He is 'cause remember, he's naked except for the beans.
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  What is? I'm assuming she's a older lady.
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  What is with old ladies and decrepit jeans?
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  Ohh. They love a dilapidated jeans.
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  Why? What was going?
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  On why do they need to be falling apart?
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  I think there's a Dick hole and everything it.
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  Must have been doing something going on when she was in her
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  prime, right? Yeah.
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  Like prime puberty time where maybe there was like a
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  protagonist in a movie or show that had dilapidated genes.
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  You can't tell me like Archer's voice was the same.
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  The genes were falling off their body, I thought.
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  You're gonna say the genes were falling off the bone, they're so
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  tender. Boneless chicken Others phone
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  what boneless chicken I just. Boneless chicken.
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  Boneless. You.
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  Like. Why?
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  OK, before we get too far into the attire, let's start with our
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  main female character, Anastasia Steele.
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  Can we? Darcy?
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  You know what? You know what though?
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  Stasi baby. Stormy baby.
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  Can we start with the fact that her name is Anastasia Steele,
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  which is also grey? I wish already.
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  Losing my mind, no and Christian Grey.
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  I feel like I was distracted by the bad writing that I didn't
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  notice. The second I read it I was like
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  wow I forgot how bad these character names.
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  I forget like some people don't actually have that big of
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  imaginations. Like do they not come and?
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  Look, this was before ChatGPT could just flesh out an entire
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  plot. She she could have done
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  anything. Yeah, but I think for her that
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  would have been like, oh, it's like a little in joke.
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  Take it back. Honestly, trash.
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  I don't want to hear your joke. You know what though?
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  Millennial Grey. This is back when the pinnacle
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  of architecture and interior design was grey on grey on grey.
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  Just different textures. Yes, and it's giving that cold
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  clinical, but that's supposed to be bougie at the time.
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  Now, obviously no one wants grey.
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  Offensive, offensive, offensive. I hate it.
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  It feels like you're in a jail. Yeah.
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  And to someone's home and it's millennial grey.
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  You're like I. Remember when my house was like
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  that? It's not now.
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  But it was like everything looked dirty too.
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  Exactly you did. It looked dirty.
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  Yeah, you're like grimy. Thank God I got a Navy couch.
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  Now you've got a what? A Navy couch, not a grey couch.
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  Stepping on dude I me sitting here with a grey couch.
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  It's a dark. Grey couch sad.
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  A Christian Grey couch, even. Well, least you're not doing
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  green. At least Yeah true.
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  I nearly wanted to green couch. My couch is 50 Shades of fucked
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  up but that because it's your dirty.
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  It's your 50 Shades so. Custom 50 Shades if anyone wants
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  it. What shall we call this antique
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  grey couch? Call me.
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  It's 3I. Need to get rid of it anyway, so
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  early on in the book she's arriving in his office because
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  her housemaid's shitting herself.
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  Shitting, slipping, sweating down the wall.
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  Sweating. Why would you sub in your
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  housemate? Get someone in your grade to do.
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  It somebody sub class paper. Literally.
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  Yeah. You would already have a backup
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  knowing that this interview is so important.
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  Yeah, come on, come on. I would rather send fucking.
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  What's his name in there? Jose.
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  Yes, he's a photographer. He would at least.
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  She didn't even take notes. I said literally pictures
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  insane. She just.
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  Put her She had a recorder who goes.
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  In there she may as well. She's in there with her
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  Tamagotchi. She's like, oh, I'm, I'm too
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  cool for technology. But like keeping it on trend of
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  course she had the bell swan for the length skirt, khaki even
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  khaki blue sweater I feel. No, but isn't it giving Devil
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  Wears Prada when thing I was dressed in a lumpy blue?
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  Sweater. Yeah.
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  And then she reads her to filth. Yeah, I'm just imagining
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  Christian Gray doing that with his eyes, like.
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  He was into it. I know, but he's also don't you
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  think it was giving the same energy as Devil Wears Prada but
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  like sexy edition? So instead of is Miranda, the
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  Miranda priestly is the boss of Devil Wears Prada.
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  He's the Miranda priestly. I know, but like it's.
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  Weird. Yeah, 'cause he's India.
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  It's not good, Not good. Also, how has this girl got a
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  whole degree? Right?
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  She's getting a whole degree. Let's start there.
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  She sounds dumb as shit. Actual.
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  Actual when she went into that building she goes why would I
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  need to wear a visitor house? I am clearly a visitor go
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  security. Even more reason to wear a
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  house. So then I mistake you for the
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  homeless who's wandering. They don't know the air
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  conditioning. They don't know if you're some
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  crazy on a run like. She thinks she's above it all.
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  Why is she Loki so narcissistic ish.
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  Yeah, Loki though. Like in the opposite way
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  herself. It was so bad and she's like an
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  anti narcissist. She's like, am I allowed to
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  exist? I'm clearly not working here.
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  Honestly, in her head she's just like, she should just Take Me
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  Out because I. Don't deserve to be alive.
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  She's like somehow the ultimate pick me though.
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  Yeah. She's the OG, pick me she is.
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  We started here. Honestly though, like I feel I
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  kind of get her passenger Princess energy.
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  Valid. But then.
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  She's dumb as. What the fuck is she even doing?
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  At least bring a notebook. She did, but she didn't take
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  notes. She forgot a pen.
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  He can't give you a grey pen like what he's probably.
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  Got Can you remember in that like, ohh, maybe it's the book,
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  but in the movie she's chewing on the pencil.
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  He would have loved that. Now noring on OK, he's I wanna
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  go. Now, I know we're not talking
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  about the movie, but I wanna point out I watched that movie
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  not long ago and I was like, why are they zooming into her lip,
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  biting? Right, right.
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  Makes a lot of sense now. It does it.
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  Why was that every two pages so much?
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  Why? Was it every two pages?
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  Oh. Sponsored by Chapstick.
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  Take a shot for every time she says jeez.
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  Holy crap. Holy cow.
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  Christian Jay is Gray is Jay Kristen.
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  Jay, Kristen Gray is doing this with me.
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  Oh, and what's the other one? Biting her lip.
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  Biting her lip and for whatever reason or I don't know why, use
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  your noggin bitch. I've had enough.
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  She can't use she's. Rendered hopeless anytime he's
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  around the. Tensions changed for what, but I
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  don't know why. Well, has it then.
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  I'd be like questioning her reality.
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  Oh well, is it sexual? Tension are you?
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  Do you feel in danger please is someone actually mowing at this
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  time of time? Every time it doesn't, I swear
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  to God this neighborhood fucking.
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  It's as if we're in the neighborhood for Reader's Digest
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  #1 Lawn because every neighbor neighborhood watch someone must
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  be mowing at all times or else we all get fined.
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  It's. Not that noise, I can barely
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  hear it. That's good.
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  OK, so she's 5 seconds into the interview.
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  Yeah, she's got the questions from her roommate, which, you
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  know, she doesn't even, like, read them in her own head first.
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  Are you gay, Mr. Grey? Like, I'm sorry, what kind of
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  question is that? And then he was so offended that
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  it was almost homophobic. He's giving so straight he's
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  gay. Just no ones that hot.
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  No sorry that hot. All she says all the time is
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  he's so hot. Shut up, shut up.
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  But we don't even know what he looks like.
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  She just says his grey eyes, that's about it.
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  And all he does is smirk when she's upset and then that's all
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  we get. About his.
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  Description. She'll be like pulling her eyes
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  out. And loves a good cry he.
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  He like turns. He's so obsessed with her being
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  upset. It's.
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  The only thing he cares about 'cause.
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  He wakes up and it's like haven't made her cry yet today.
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  Honestly. And then he just swoops right
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  in. Psychopathic.
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  This is a quote from what I was saying before.
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  Why does he make me uncomfortable?
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  I think we are talking about something else but I can't work
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  out what it is. Why are you?
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  Uncomfortable. Is he weird?
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  But it was so obviously innuendo.
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  That was like 10 pages in. I was like, I can't take it
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  anymore. Am I smarter than the character?
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  Yes, it's like a self insert but you've gone down fixing IQ
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  levels. You're like, Oh, no.
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  When you just want a brainless reach, yeah.
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  This is not even brainless. Brain dead.
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  Oh my God, brain on life support.
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  So Anastasia, she's not even like a journalist yet.
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  No, she works in a hardware store.
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  Yeah. She's literally too dumb to
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  realise she should physically take some notes for her
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  roommate. This isn't even for her.
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  Like, if it was for you and you know you're gonna type it up
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  that night. Yeah, yeah, you're handing this
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  information over. She wants to work in publishing,
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  where she would have to read. But the The thing is like,
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  wouldn't you, if you were doing this for me, if I was suddenly
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  shitting myself and you went and said, OK, I'm going to do this
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  interview for you. I wouldn't, but OK.
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  I know you wouldn't, but I know you would at least write notes
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  if you did. Because.
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  I would read it. There was no handover and she
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  never said what? What's her roommate's name?
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  Kate. Kate.
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  She never said to Kate. OK, let's have a sit down and
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  I'll tell you everything. All she did was say like, I
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  think she he liked you bitch. What?
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  I'd be like, where's my article, ho?
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  I'd be like, bitch. This is due Monday.
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  Where is my props. Like where was your wire in your
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  tape recorder so I could get the inside scoop?
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  Like, don't you even care about my career, babe?
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  Nah. Well, she did have a tape
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  recorder because she's. From there, how to use it?
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  No, it took her that long to use it.
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  She used up all of her minutes trying to get it on.
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  I swear he like cancelled his next meeting.
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  Does he felt fucking bad or? So not only does he stalk her at
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  the hardware store, imagine you're working.
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  Embarrassing. Yeah, imagine you're at
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  Bunnings. It's hot, it's sweaty.
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  You've got your Bunnings cap on. I don't know what they do there.
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  You're flipping a snag. No, you're in the like the
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  potting mix section. You've got your hands full of
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  manure. You're turning around.
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  You think a customer is asking you a question about shit.
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  It's Christian Gray with his perfectly manicured fingers for
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  some reason. Huh.
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  Why was that such a focus? Is it because?
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  My hands are covered in manure like, Oh no, I'm not worthy.
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  Gotta make sure the fingers are clean.
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  I'm not worthy of Christian. But how embarrassing.
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  Not for her. Him.
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  Him for him. Him going there and.
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  Not only that, he's like, excuse me miss, can I have help picking
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  out zip ties, rope, nipple clamps, anything else?
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  But he was just like, oh, I'm a dunk, DODOA, you don't even live
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  here. Your hands are manicured.
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  The man's never seen a tough day's work in his life.
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  He's rich, why would he do it himself?
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  But also he doesn't live there, he doesn't even buy IKEA Fern to
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  let alone put it together. Is he renovating his hotel room?
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  Like, what is he doing? She had no thoughts.
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  And it was really pissing me off.
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  If some man showed up at my job, say I worked at the hardware
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  store and it was a different state hours away, 'cause they
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  talk about two hour flight, I'd be like, I'm gonna die.
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  Literally, I'm pretty sure that's happened in cases where
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  they've found evidence of the CCTV of people who are planning
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  a murder, who's gone to the hardware store and they buy
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  bleach, they buy all the good stuff, all the like, zip ties,
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  ropes, all that shit, and then they just walk out.
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  But he was doing this in front of her face.
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  And then like, go to his house. Are you kidding?
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  Stop. But also catch a hint.
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  But then he was like, oh, I'm gonna stay at this hotel room if
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  you need photos or whatever. When they were talking about
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  photos, he's not even in a home. Well.
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  Yeah, he doesn't live there. He's still gonna purchase a
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  home. So why stay one night?
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  So what, is he just gonna pack up his fucking overall zip?
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  Ties rope, Yeah. Hammer paint into his helicopter
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  and just fly it on back. Instead of going to the biggest
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  trip for a DIY, she's still going.
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  Oh, I don't even think he knows I exist.
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  Come on, he flew as hella chopper to catch your lame
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  words. Landed right on the fucking
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  harvest and. The amount of innuendo he talked
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  about the items was insane and she's still sitting there going
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  man. Was heavy breathing just from a
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  man talking to her. He was like ripping the desk,
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  like don't let this man. And who was even talking to her?
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  Just a customer. Her boss's brother?
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  Hot brother Paul. How?
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  How on the nose did this girl go?
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  Isn't Paul the guy in the Wolf crew?
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  Oh, in Twilight? And then you've got Taylor.
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  Like Taylor Lautner. Yeah.
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  Does she not try change anything?
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  No, but this character never came up again, right, Paul?
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  Yeah. It came up once more, I think,
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  'cause she was like, I should have just dated.
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  Honestly, sorry for having a penis.
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  Like if I was Paul, I'd be like, man, are you alright?
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  He's hyperventilating over here in the vicinity.
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  He's like frothing out the mouth, drooling.
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  I don't even grow. Up.
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  Stop trying to fuck your mind. Seriously, Christian?
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  Great. He definitely is the jealous
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  over the possessive 'cause he's jealous for no reason.
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  But like jealous in a boomer way, that's.
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  What I mean like nothing's even jealous in a controlling DV way.
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  Jealous in a way that this was written by a six 3 year old
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  woman. You can just tell.
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  That's not sexy if a man's like because you're not trying to
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  talk to Paul. No, fucking hell, she.
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  Hates Paul. Paul sucks.
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  How dare you try to take her if it.
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  Existed, it's just blanked in my mind.
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  So not long after she sort of got this Daydream fantasy that
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  he actually likes her, which, hello, even her roommate is
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  shaking her but she's dreaming it's OK.
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  So she's having some dreams about him and shit.
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  Why is she dreaming about his daddy?
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  Long legs and long fingers. What is this?
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  What is this Edwin Scissorhands fanfic?
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  No, like seriously, she was dreaming about like dog legs and
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  long fingers. I'm like.
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  Girl is he 10 foot high? Be for real.
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  Be for real. If I was dreaming about a man
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  with long legs and long fingers, I'd cry in the morning.
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  Wonder Man sounds like a nightmare.
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  I feel like that's not sexy. I must be really scared of him.
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  She must be hard pressed like what is going on?
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  I wish she stopped just narrating how hot he is.
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  Because it was just, it was either how hot he is or she'll
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  be like, I can't believe Christian Grey is doing this
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  with me or Christian Grey is drinking a tea all the time.
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  No. And you know what?
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  It made it worse. It made the book worse for me.
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  Not in writing sense. It made her seem like a child.
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  I think that was the point. It made her since seem like a 12
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  year old. Honestly Christian being
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  attracted to her was giving me the ick.
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  Because he she was childlike. Yeah, so childlike.
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  This is a predator's dream. But in a book like this I hate
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  it when they just equate virgin to childlike because everyone's
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  imagine at some point. Yeah but it doesn't mean your
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  whole personality is ohh I'm so childlike innocent I don't know
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  what innuendo is. And then go straight into inner
• 20:44
  goddess. I know that many people that
• 20:47
  were like virgins until they're 25, they're definitely not like
• 20:50
  this. Yeah.
• 20:51
  It's not your personality. If anything, they're worse.
• 20:53
  I feel like. I feel like that's.
• 20:55
  The Americanization of the Puritan culture is like this.
• 21:00
  If you're a virgin, that means you're innocent, pure da da da
• 21:02
  da da. But if you've had sex, then
• 21:05
  you're like evil and like. But I'm like, why are you acting
• 21:08
  like you don't know what's going on?
• 21:09
  Also, she's never touched herself.
• 21:12
  Obviously on. Too in there she's like, I would
• 21:15
  never because he was like, you can't touch yourself and she was
• 21:17
  like, I've never done it anyway. Oh, I.
• 21:19
  Shut up. It's like.
• 21:21
  You can't tell me you didn't have a hair brush up there at
• 21:24
  10. She's.
• 21:27
  Like oddly specific. She's like honestly going for
• 21:30
  gold at the 2010 Olympics for virginity.
• 21:34
  Like no one cares. You're telling me I watched
• 21:37
  Ginny and Georgia and her use her toothbrush and this bitch
• 21:40
  didn't try a single thing being for real?
• 21:42
  Didn't accidentally play the cooch fiddle like what's going
• 21:46
  on? Like, never like.
• 21:48
  Who's not humping something? Yeah, like.
• 21:51
  Even my accident in those dreams about his daddy long legs.
• 21:54
  Like honestly woken up full riding a pillow.
• 21:58
  Like you're telling me, Lion. Liar just like.
• 22:02
  Also why did she at some point think he was a merchant?
• 22:07
  That bit sent me. I was like, what?
• 22:15
  You think it's this? Hot for no reason also.
• 22:18
  She literally thinks that it's 'cause she's stealing the their
• 22:22
  woman's. Youth, I don't.
• 22:25
  Sleep with people in my bed. And she just married that
• 22:28
  together with Mormon. He's a virgin, a Mormon.
• 22:32
  The Mormonisation is coming out. Ohh God can we just get up to
• 22:35
  the bit where somehow I guess Christian Grace sort of asked
• 22:38
  her out if but then Kate just happens to be magically hooked
• 22:43
  up with the adopted brother Ellie.
• 22:45
  Like how does that even happen? They did the photos.
• 22:48
  Went to coffee. She went on that weird thing
• 22:50
  about how it's illegal for her to drink coffee.
• 22:53
  She's a weak tea. Caffeine.
• 22:54
  Either like she's a weak tea cup it's getting.
• 22:57
  More and more Melbourne, but and then she's like giddy because
• 23:02
  this man held her hand and then she goes out and gets drunk
• 23:05
  because she's finished school valid.
• 23:07
  And then she calls him drunk and he just shows up with his
• 23:10
  brother and then. Kate's.
• 23:12
  Shacked up with a brother she like, snatched him up real.
• 23:15
  Quick. She's like you said, billionaire
• 23:16
  with AB. Yeah.
• 23:18
  Literally, I'm Kate. In this scenario I'm like there
• 23:21
  was a whole. Guy that she's been flirting
• 23:23
  with for years with her Uptown. And she was like, you know what?
• 23:27
  You're not my type anymore. That's not Jose, is it?
• 23:30
  No, it's another. Guy.
• 23:31
  Oh, like Kate had a guy. There Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 23:34
  valid because like honestly, if you wanted to he would exactly
• 23:37
  you just. Said Elliot, billionaire with
• 23:39
  AB. Step up, Queen.
• 23:42
  OK this is what I was imagining. Sticky club floor, her sliding
• 23:47
  down the wall, sweaty ass crap jeans.
• 23:51
  Converses. Yeah, really.
• 23:52
  Yeah, I was at least imagining a cute little dress.
• 23:55
  And then you've got. Jose pumping her with jeans in
• 23:58
  the club. Jeans in the club?
• 24:00
  Honestly, Jose was doing. The Lord's work, because he was.
• 24:02
  Mom's got to get this girl wrecked.
• 24:04
  Yeah. But he was doing it for bad
• 24:06
  reasons. But still, yeah.
• 24:09
  Like, I'm not gonna deny that Jose is not an orbiter, but not
• 24:12
  a good one. No, like the sexual assault he
• 24:14
  one, but he is not. Even a bad orbiter.
• 24:18
  He didn't spike her drink. No, like let's.
• 24:21
  Relax a little. Bit yeah let's relax on the Jose
• 24:24
  slander. Also why is the one person of
• 24:27
  colour like have to be like a weird boy?
• 24:30
  The weird. Boy.
• 24:31
  Because Christian Grey. The white supremacy king
• 24:35
  billionaire swoops in and saves her and The Dirty Jose with his
• 24:40
  margaritas like she like. Was cry with the name.
• 24:43
  She raced straight into the racial proof.
• 24:46
  Of yes, that's why I'm like, oh, because even she was like, oh,
• 24:51
  Jose's been a really good friend this entire time and he tried to
• 24:55
  make a pass at her, which, OK, not the best way to do it.
• 25:00
  There's been worse. Ways There's been worse.
• 25:02
  There's been worse ways, but. She's a couple drinks deep so I
• 25:05
  mean she misread the vibe for sure.
• 25:09
  They both were a couple ordering but when you think about in
• 25:12
  context to this old ass man grooming her into being like a
• 25:16
  sex slave, he's really not that bad.
• 25:18
  That's what I mean at. Least there's the foundation of
• 25:21
  the friendship. Maybe he over overshot.
• 25:24
  His shot overshot. Yeah, he definitely.
• 25:25
  Overshot his shot, but the second she said she wasn't into
• 25:29
  it, he backed off. Yeah, so I feel like that wasn't
• 25:33
  so nefarious as they made it out to be.
• 25:35
  She's allowed to be fully upset and iced him out.
• 25:37
  I think she should have iced him out for longer.
• 25:38
  That's fine. But then also.
• 25:40
  This is coming back to her being a dumb bitch because all of her
• 25:43
  friends, even Christian was like oh that he's your boyfriend,
• 25:46
  he's into you and she was just like no but also I.
• 25:50
  Kinda respect that because I'm that oblivious as well.
• 25:53
  OK, fair. Because sometimes people don't
• 25:54
  make it known that they actually like you like you and they're
• 25:57
  genuinely giving you all the platonic signs.
• 26:00
  Mm Hmm. And then she probably just
• 26:01
  never. They never talked about it
• 26:03
  either. Probably.
• 26:03
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:04
  And so that's a bit on him. He should have talked to her
• 26:06
  about it. True.
• 26:07
  And then the friends saying, oh, you should just assume that he
• 26:09
  likes you. Well, he's never said that, so
• 26:12
  it's not really fair to tell her to assume everything.
• 26:14
  So he gets that sloppy jalopy phone call.
• 26:17
  And honestly, even her on the phone, she wasn't even bratty.
• 26:21
  She was still embarrassing and childlike.
• 26:23
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:24
  Like. Oh, he, he.
• 26:26
  He shut up calling. Christian Greens.
• 26:29
  Oh my God. This random number, I wish it
• 26:32
  was like her dad. Did he?
• 26:34
  Did he take his helicopter? No, no, he was in.
• 26:37
  Portland already? He was in Portland with Elliot
• 26:40
  for business. Fuck off.
• 26:41
  You're not working, you're stalking, you're weirdo.
• 26:45
  Why does he? Just have to be around the one
• 26:46
  time she's out drinking. Let her live.
• 26:49
  Let her finish the term or the semester.
• 26:51
  Also talking about drinking. In this man I know it's jumping
• 26:55
  ahead, but why is she not allowed to drink at all to
• 26:58
  excess but more they all they do is drink fucking wine breakfast
• 27:02
  wine yeah lunch wine yeah dinner wine you want some wine 'cause
• 27:06
  it's sexy Emily to. Drink wine.
• 27:07
  It's grown up, but. Also the food thing too with the
• 27:10
  wine, thinking about it, I mean like, you gotta look after
• 27:13
  yourself. He gets her a cheese, you're a
• 27:15
  rich man and you're feeding her cheese platter with fucking wine
• 27:19
  for dinner. But I think she wanted.
• 27:21
  To her to be something she isn't.
• 27:22
  He wanted to Meghan Markle her OHH to.
• 27:26
  Posh. Her up, Yeah.
• 27:28
  And that was also, I don't know, he was giving Rose's mum on the
• 27:33
  Titanic like, he practically wanted to enroll her in
• 27:35
  etiquette classes. Yeah.
• 27:37
  But also with the going Uptown drunk thing.
• 27:40
  Hmm. Before that one, when they got
• 27:41
  the coffee, she chucked a whole tantrum because he didn't kiss
• 27:45
  her. Yeah, like, remember, she was on
• 27:47
  the ground crying. This adds to the pain of her
• 27:50
  sloppy drunk. Like, what grown woman is doing
• 27:53
  that? She's obviously not grown.
• 27:56
  Oh my. God, but she gets.
• 27:59
  Her expectations are huge considering she's saying she
• 28:01
  doesn't think that he knows that she exists.
• 28:04
  Why would he make out with you if he practically doesn't know
• 28:06
  you exist? Why is he holding?
• 28:08
  Your hand and walking you to coffee.
• 28:10
  He's trying to be a gentleman. Also the stay away from me makes
• 28:14
  no sense. You're the one stalking you
• 28:17
  weirdo. Honestly, the stuff.
• 28:19
  He ends up revealing later. Isn't even that bad anyway.
• 28:22
  He's just such a shit talker. He talks himself up like he's.
• 28:27
  It's so scary but like, imagine. Waking up in his bed after being
• 28:32
  that sloppy drunk. He's changed you out.
• 28:35
  Of your clothes. I would be so pissed.
• 28:37
  Let me sleep in my vomit clothes.
• 28:39
  Exactly. If I met you twice, that's
• 28:43
  fucking insane. But even then, they were in the.
• 28:44
  Bed and she's like, oh, maybe you're my white knight who even
• 28:48
  talks like that for one white supremacy.
• 28:50
  But then he goes, I'm more of a Dark Knight.
• 28:53
  No, you're not. Leave.
• 28:55
  And you wouldn't see me again. How is he a dark?
• 28:58
  Knot how you're not Batman. You're not you're.
• 29:01
  Not Christian Bale. If I woke up in Christian Bale
• 29:04
  bed, you know what? Christian Bale as Patrick
• 29:07
  Bateman, American Psycho. It's my dream man.
• 29:11
  Dream Man. But I'm like, like, wouldn't it
• 29:13
  if say you're laying in bed and someone was like, I'm a dog?
• 29:17
  Wasn't he on the couch? No, he was sitting on the bed.
• 29:20
  She was eating toast in his bed or some shit.
• 29:22
  Oh yeah. But he got it for her after he
• 29:24
  went to the gym and he was ready for a shower.
• 29:26
  But imagine you're sitting there.
• 29:29
  He's like, this grown 30 year old man is like, I'm a Dark
• 29:32
  Knight, like Debbie Ryan. Debbie.
• 29:34
  No, like he's tucking his own hair.
• 29:36
  Behind his ear. I'm a Dark Knight.
• 29:38
  I'd be like I would think about. This every day, forever.
• 29:43
  So many serves. I would have been the sub that
• 29:45
  only lasted 3 days. I wouldn't see how she you
• 29:50
  wouldn't try to contract. She was like, what happened?
• 29:52
  To #15 I would be #15 I fucked him up real good.
• 29:57
  Although The funny thing is she's the most compliant people
• 30:00
  pleasing pick me bitch but he keeps acting like she's the most
• 30:03
  defiant girl. I'll never be able to tie down
• 30:06
  Anastasia Steel bitch. She's already tied down.
• 30:09
  How dare she not want? Breakfast, but like I'm down the
• 30:12
  weight of the. World has already tied her down
• 30:14
  like Oh my God. Down, don't worry.
• 30:16
  She's broken in. Oh my God, I just.
• 30:20
  Again, it gets worse and worse. Because we go from.
• 30:24
  Dark Knight to her. Oh.
• 30:26
  No, remember, in her head she was.
• 30:27
  Like I'm needy and achy for what he you breathe in the sake walk.
• 30:34
  But she goes for a shower after puking on herself.
• 30:39
  Look, we've all been. There we've all been.
• 30:40
  No judgement. Yeah, we listen and we don't
• 30:43
  judge. You're staring me.
• 30:44
  Down because you know. In the shower, she's like.
• 30:48
  I'm needy and achy and she's like the towel, my sensitive
• 30:51
  skin. Maybe you're you're.
• 30:53
  Telling me, you're telling me. You've never fiddled.
• 30:55
  Maybe it's the cheers. You've never.
• 31:00
  Fiddled the diddle. You're telling me you've never?
• 31:03
  Fiddled the diddle You're sensitive over a towel, but then
• 31:10
  my body. Is on fire.
• 31:11
  You're horny. Shouldn't cotton me hat you're
• 31:15
  horny from a towel? But you've never touched
• 31:17
  yourself. Shut up.
• 31:21
  No, she's. Pumping the towel.
• 31:23
  At this point, horny. Because the towels great.
• 31:27
  Ohh she like went into his bathroom after eating breakfast.
• 31:31
  She's had a shower, she's eating breakfast I think, and she's
• 31:35
  gone into his shower, looked at his toothbrush.
• 31:39
  No, I remember this part. She.
• 31:42
  Ran her finger over and she's like, it's still wet and she's
• 31:44
  like that's. Naughty.
• 31:46
  You know what she said. It would be like having him in
• 31:50
  my mouth. And then she brushes her
• 31:52
  vomiting teeth with his toothbrush.
• 31:58
  A moment's silence. You're in a honestly, you're in
• 32:07
  a hotel. Room.
• 32:08
  There's fucking spares. Open the door bitch.
• 32:11
  That's the first thing I'm doing in a hotel, isn't this?
• 32:15
  Book isn't about solutions, this is about creating problems out
• 32:19
  of nothing. It's not about using her knock.
• 32:21
  And that's for sure. No, 'cause she.
• 32:23
  Liked it 'cause it's naughty but you're telling me you're.
• 32:26
  In a rich hotel and you're not gonna fucking open the cupboard.
• 32:29
  You're telling the spares, you're telling me.
• 32:31
  That it wouldn't be naughty to either diddle you, fiddle with
• 32:34
  the toothbrush or stick in the toilet, because that's what I'd
• 32:38
  be doing after that dark. Knight coming the bowl.
• 32:43
  No, honestly, we went from The Dark Knight to the Greek God.
• 32:47
  Somehow Christian Grey hasn't got an ounce of pigment in his
• 32:51
  entire body in his entire family line.
• 32:54
  Exactly. This man is in Christian white
• 32:57
  grey. He's fine deficient.
• 33:00
  He's grey all over 10 pages. It's not even 10 pages.
• 33:04
  And we went from Dark Knight to the sensitive towel to her using
• 33:07
  his toothbrush and I was done. We're only like 3 chapters in at
• 33:12
  this point. I know you're so.
• 33:14
  Mad. But also you're telling me he's
• 33:17
  a DIY man and he's got perfectly manicured hands?
• 33:21
  Like what is going on like? The DIY stuff just in the corner
• 33:26
  in his hotel room. And you didn't clock.
• 33:28
  You didn't. You walked into his hotel not
• 33:30
  clocking. You were.
• 33:32
  Drunk. OK.
• 33:33
  So you didn't willingly go to his hotel room?
• 33:35
  Also it being a cop out that our house was further away.
• 33:38
  Shut up. Uber is a thing you're.
• 33:41
  Rich buy a new car actual. At.
• 33:43
  Least have a luxury rental I don't know you could have.
• 33:46
  A driver. 24/7, just visiting another city.
• 33:49
  He's a billionaire with AB the frustration.
• 33:55
  So you take this. Drunk girl to your house or your
• 33:59
  hotel? Your hotel.
• 34:01
  And then I just don't know. I just don't.
• 34:05
  Why? I understand she didn't
• 34:07
  willingly go to his hotel, but you were telling me you woke up
• 34:11
  in the hotel, you did all that, The Dark Knight shit, and then
• 34:14
  just in the corner is some rope and yeah.
• 34:17
  And you didn't? Yeah, you know.
• 34:20
  What but hopefully. The problem?
• 34:25
  I would rather go to some backpackers with Jose after this
• 34:29
  night. Like I would trust him way more
• 34:31
  than Christian motherfucking White 99.99% great.
• 34:35
  I just who? Who?
• 34:37
  Who? Who she finds.
• 34:39
  She has no will to. Survive.
• 34:41
  No, she doesn't. It's giving Ted Bundy mixed with
• 34:45
  Patrick Bateman. It's not OK, Stop it.
• 34:48
  He suggests pretty much the next day or something that she should
• 34:51
  go on a date with him in a helicopter or whatever the fuck.
• 34:53
  Yeah, he was. Moving fast.
• 34:55
  The man moves quickly, exactly so you're.
• 34:58
  Telling me you had a helicopter and a car.
• 35:02
  So did he make Taylor drive? I can't remember how they.
• 35:05
  Even got back from Portland. Whatever the fuck it never.
• 35:08
  Makes any sense? But isn't that when she was
• 35:09
  still? Living there, but she was
• 35:11
  conveniently moving to where he lives.
• 35:13
  Yes. How did she just go?
• 35:15
  Up that much tax brackets because wouldn't he, Kate?
• 35:18
  No, no. So Kate's parents owned the flat
• 35:21
  they lived in, and then they bought the flat in Seattle.
• 35:26
  So conveniently, she's best friends.
• 35:29
  Look, she's a gold digger through and through.
• 35:31
  Being real. You're telling me the only man
• 35:32
  you've ever fallen in love with is rich with no personality and
• 35:36
  your best friend be supposed? To be rich as well, yes, and you
• 35:39
  happen to? Borrow her clothes all the time.
• 35:41
  It's giving so for. Selena Vander Woodson.
• 35:44
  Oh my God, it's. Giving Gossip Girl.
• 35:46
  She's never like, had to worry about money.
• 35:50
  She doesn't have the grind, the gumption of the usual female
• 35:54
  character that's working in as a waitress day in, day out.
• 35:58
  Conveniently, she still. Has both of her parents.
• 36:00
  Yeah, except for the biodide. Which ones are her?
• 36:04
  Parents. Is it stepdad and mum then
• 36:06
  stepdad and mum? Mum has boyfriend Bob.
• 36:09
  Mum. Honestly, when we get to the
• 36:11
  mum, honestly, yeah. Well, we're not ready for that.
• 36:15
  Conversation, yet? Still no.
• 36:17
  Will to survive because obviously in her head she's
• 36:19
  like, I'm so in love with this man.
• 36:21
  She goes to his house, she walks into a sex room and is this
• 36:25
  before or after? The helicopter date after oh.
• 36:28
  In. OK.
• 36:29
  Oh no, it's on the helicopter. Date is it not?
• 36:32
  Can't remember what happens first.
• 36:34
  You know what, though? What confused me?
• 36:35
  They're in a helicopter. Why is it so pitch black?
• 36:40
  It's her wearing the headset. He's the pilot, obviously.
• 36:43
  Yeah, but she's like, turns to look at him, but she can't see
• 36:46
  anything because everything's pitch black.
• 36:47
  And he's just. Relying on the monitors, there's
• 36:50
  no lights in the helicopter at all.
• 36:53
  Lies. So you've just.
• 36:54
  Got a console? That's glowing and then you
• 36:56
  can't see. Maybe they were going.
• 36:58
  Off the like you can't drive with your car lights on but like
• 37:02
  you're in. The sky, babe.
• 37:04
  Isn't there city lights? You're in Seattle, she goes.
• 37:07
  I can't see anything and it's so romantic.
• 37:09
  The wilderness if. Anything.
• 37:11
  I'd think I was dying more and she was worried.
• 37:13
  About every of her his micro expressions so anytime he'd
• 37:18
  slightly flicker of a smile she'd be like he hates me.
• 37:21
  She's so exhausting. But yeah, so they have their
• 37:25
  cheese platter because, you know, all he thinks about is her
• 37:28
  health and well-being. Cheese platter wine.
• 37:30
  Anyway, walks into the sex room and she's like, she describes
• 37:34
  everything, the colour of oxblood.
• 37:37
  Stop it. Why ox?
• 37:39
  Why blood? Why could you be bright bright
• 37:41
  red? Fire truck red you are.
• 37:45
  I think that would. Sound like.
• 37:46
  It was the colour. Of fire truck red.
• 37:49
  It just could have. Been beeping.
• 37:55
  Magenta even. Honestly, the.
• 37:57
  Amount of jokes I'd make in his bedroom, came he.
• 38:01
  Would be like. He's trying to like, impress and
• 38:05
  intimidate. So I'd be like, you're telling
• 38:07
  me you. Walked into a room with a
• 38:08
  leather mattress. And you were just like I'd.
• 38:12
  Certainly be me. He has to scrub it down.
• 38:15
  With bleach every time. Mrs. Johnson is working
• 38:18
  overtime. What's in this sperm covered
• 38:21
  room? Who's letting?
• 38:24
  Her bring a black light. In there.
• 38:25
  Watch it light up like the 4th of July, baby.
• 38:30
  Mrs. Johnson has paid an exorbitant amount of money on
• 38:33
  top of her NDA. Yes, to keep this shit clean,
• 38:35
  yeah, but also. Like she's walking around this
• 38:38
  room Fox, but and she's like, this is his type of romance,
• 38:42
  honestly. He has a crime scene cleaning
• 38:45
  team on deck to get that shit sorted.
• 38:48
  What's romantic about? Whips, bitch.
• 38:51
  Oh my God, he sort of. Alluded to he wants a sub and
• 38:57
  there's potentially going to be paperwork, yeah, but then
• 39:00
  there's a bit where he's like fuck the paperwork and he starts
• 39:04
  ravaging her and her virginity. She's like.
• 39:06
  No, like the kissing. Oh yeah, she's like Oh my God.
• 39:09
  And. Then they.
• 39:11
  Just continue to put off the contract for the rest of the
• 39:14
  book. Yeah, but tell me why we had to
• 39:16
  hear the contract from front to back three times?
• 39:19
  Over three. I was about to riot.
• 39:22
  In great. Detail don't care.
• 39:25
  I. Don't care.
• 39:27
  And why did they? Repeat it, but like none of the.
• 39:30
  Rules made sense, she had to eat 3 meals a day with no snacks
• 39:36
  besides fruit. Good luck police.
• 39:39
  Are you a child dietitian? He thinks he is.
• 39:44
  Oh my God. But then he's like, you must
• 39:47
  look after yourself anytime they eat.
• 39:49
  He's giving her a cheese polyterone wine.
• 39:51
  Be so for real. Just let her have an eating
• 39:54
  disorder 'cause she really, she's like, I can't eat that
• 39:57
  much. I'm a pick me.
• 39:58
  I'm like. Pack her school lunch at this
• 40:00
  point. Mm hmm be so for real.
• 40:02
  She just opens her little fucking.
• 40:04
  OK, what I don't? Understand is he's acting like
• 40:07
  she's so special. Tell me why he had this draft
• 40:10
  just ready to go. You know that he just switches
• 40:13
  the names up. He's on to. #16.
• 40:16
  Babe, he's been around the block and you're telling me he's going
• 40:20
  to make an exception for this dumb bitch?
• 40:23
  Yeah, he. Essentially knows.
• 40:25
  That she's so dumb and so loyal. She's not going to talk smack
• 40:28
  anyway and she's not going to go against the rules anyway.
• 40:32
  If it was me, bitch, he would have to have that shit signed
• 40:35
  because you would know that I'm a problem.
• 40:37
  I'm like. Don't tell me what to eat.
• 40:41
  Who's eating fruit for a snack? Shut up.
• 40:43
  But also why? Is he letting her negotiate the
• 40:46
  four? He's so desperate.
• 40:48
  To exercise. He's so desperately, she's the
• 40:52
  most mum like because I don't know if you remember someone in
• 40:56
  one of the movies she sees a picture of his mum and they look
• 40:58
  exactly the same. Yes, I do.
• 41:00
  Remember that. Actually, stop trying to fuck
• 41:02
  your mum. I think he's just jealous.
• 41:04
  Of the female experience, I don't.
• 41:06
  Understand how you can be this horny all the time.
• 41:09
  I feel like he's not. No, he is all.
• 41:12
  The time he's never had a conversation that doesn't
• 41:14
  revolve around fucking. I think whenever she's.
• 41:17
  Upset, he redirects to flirting. Yes, and then he turns
• 41:21
  collisation into sexual. It's hilarious.
• 41:24
  It's so annoying. Because he knows.
• 41:26
  That she's gagging for it, yeah. And he gets out of everything.
• 41:30
  Yeah. Gaslighting as.
• 41:32
  Well. So he finds out.
• 41:33
  They're aversion, shock, horror on this man.
• 41:36
  He had a heart attack, essentially association, and he
• 41:40
  was like, we're gonna start your basic training right now.
• 41:43
  Right now, he doesn't even get it to.
• 41:45
  Sign the contract and they're gonna jump into full
• 41:47
  intercourse. Yeah, and then he's.
• 41:49
  Like you're too sore now you just gotta suck my Dick.
• 41:51
  Working on your training. If someone told me that I had to
• 41:58
  do basic training for sex, I wouldn't do it.
• 42:02
  No. Why are you making this a chore?
• 42:03
  It's supposed to be fun. Now you're just using me as an
• 42:06
  object. And the way that he.
• 42:08
  Rushed through it too. Yeah, there's a.
• 42:10
  Point when they're going over their contracts and she's like
• 42:12
  look, I don't want to do anal and he's like you're doing it.
• 42:15
  What's the point of non negotiable?
• 42:17
  What's the point? What's?
• 42:18
  The point in negotiating? I love how she was so pick me.
• 42:20
  She's like, I haven't exercised a day in my life.
• 42:23
  How could I have a personal trainer?
• 42:26
  And you get to live there for free in the whole room.
• 42:28
  That's yours. It's giving Playboy Mansion.
• 42:30
  I would love my own. Bedroom.
• 42:32
  Are you kidding? Bedroom.
• 42:34
  Bathroom. But are you telling me you don't
• 42:36
  want to go to a rich man's house and just chill out in your own
• 42:38
  room? But she has to prove.
• 42:40
  Herself as being the number one girlfriend after they have.
• 42:43
  Sex they immediately have a bath.
• 42:46
  This is where she's I'm pretty sure, giving him head.
• 42:49
  She's perfect at it. Obviously never done it before.
• 42:52
  Gag reflex who? Gag reflex who?
• 42:54
  Doesn't know, doesn't use teeth. You know she's perfect.
• 42:58
  She's like biting her lip for the thousandths time.
• 43:00
  It's like you biting your lip makes me want to fuck you.
• 43:04
  It's fallen off. She literally has gnawed her
• 43:07
  entire lip off. There's no lip she's giving
• 43:09
  Dawn. Of the dead, Oh my God.
• 43:12
  Like you know what? Gives.
• 43:14
  Such good. Head, but he starts looking at
• 43:16
  her sideways. He's not.
• 43:18
  Believing. It he's like paranoia is
• 43:22
  activated. He's like, she's really the.
• 43:24
  Throat. Goat.
• 43:25
  She's playing me. Actually, yeah, he's sitting
• 43:28
  there going. Jose knows something.
• 43:31
  Maybe she. Is after my money exactly he was
• 43:34
  all. Of a sudden like huh?
• 43:36
  And she noticed. Anytime he was a bit, she
• 43:40
  noticed she was like. Oh, I've oversold myself.
• 43:46
  But also, she was so desperate that she'd be gagging on his big
• 43:49
  toe if you wanted her to. She is so desperate.
• 43:51
  Literally again, we're like what?
• 43:54
  One weekend? No contracts still.
• 43:56
  We've had sex once. We've had bath head, we're now
• 43:58
  sex too and she goes at this moment I would know.
• 44:02
  I would do anything for that man girl.
• 44:06
  All because she's hugging his. Chest after sex.
• 44:11
  I reckon his chest is like no hair but like 3 little sprouts
• 44:15
  of hair. See in my mind.
• 44:17
  He's got a like gross amount of hair.
• 44:19
  Really. Yeah.
• 44:21
  See, I would like. That but I feel like he's got
• 44:22
  pink nipples and I'm not into it.
• 44:25
  Pink nipples or. Like big nipples or pink coffee?
• 44:29
  Ones or like pink little nipples where it's like Logan.
• 44:32
  Paul inside out. Logan Paul nipples.
• 44:34
  OK, I don't know what that is. You'll never look it up.
• 44:38
  I'll send. It to you later but why she's
• 44:40
  she's I noticed from watching wrestling before we think I'm
• 44:44
  weird she's hugging his chest and he's like I can take you
• 44:48
  places you've never been oh OK Aladdin.
• 44:52
  I can show you. So you picked her?
• 44:55
  You picked her because she's an idiot.
• 44:58
  She's a nubile. Young baby, she's look.
• 45:03
  This is the first time her spirit's been to earth, OK?
• 45:05
  The wisdom is not there yet. You know how some people have?
• 45:09
  Been here before. Yeah, this is her first.
• 45:11
  Time she don't go here. No, she don't.
• 45:14
  She's not. Meant to go here.
• 45:15
  Can we ask? Why she was calling him blue
• 45:18
  beard but out of nowhere for like 5 minutes and then stopped.
• 45:21
  OK. Blue Beard It was when he was
• 45:24
  being cranky Pirates of the. Caribbean I like blue beard look
• 45:28
  she. Called him a lot.
• 45:29
  Of things, that's what I mean. Like she kicked something.
• 45:32
  She. After that he's like I'm 50
• 45:33
  Shades of fucked up. Was like my 50 Shades every 5
• 45:36
  seconds. Shut up.
• 45:38
  She went from Greek. God to Christian, cryptic to
• 45:42
  blue and that was in like 1 chapter.
• 45:45
  I'm like, girl, you know what was really funny?
• 45:51
  It was as they were talking about the contract at some point
• 45:53
  and anal was brought up. And then she was like, why
• 45:57
  wouldn't anybody want to do anal?
• 46:00
  Like, she didn't even know it was a thing.
• 46:02
  And then he was just casually like, yeah, me and Mrs. Robinson
• 46:06
  just did it all the time. He just And then you're not
• 46:11
  going to give me tea. You're not.
• 46:12
  You're just going to gloss out the fact that Miss Robinson was
• 46:15
  pegging you, but also she. Just would gloss over it.
• 46:19
  She'd be like so then I'd be so. Well, she was just like to you.
• 46:23
  And he's like, yeah. And then nothing.
• 46:27
  This was actually written by a man.
• 46:28
  This is when I would be when. They.
• 46:30
  Sacked I would be. Like details.
• 46:32
  Please give me a pen for that. Contract real quick like I need
• 46:36
  to hear this before I sign. I signed the NDA.
• 46:41
  Tell me everything I'd be like. NDA signed.
• 46:45
  That would be the one thing that would get me to sign it
• 46:47
  immediately. I'd be like oh, but I thought he
• 46:50
  was also talking about he was doing anal with her.
• 46:54
  No, she. Was only she?
• 46:57
  I don't know, Mrs. Robinson was the top, yeah, I think.
• 47:01
  That's he definitely was the bottom.
• 47:06
  Can you imagine this old? Crippled lady, because I wasn't.
• 47:10
  She in her 30s Because it was his mom's friend and he was like
• 47:13
  a teen. He was 15.
• 47:15
  Yeah. Which is not a salt.
• 47:17
  It was a salt, but could you imagine?
• 47:20
  OK. I'm picturing the one in the
• 47:21
  movies. Ugly.
• 47:24
  I can't. Remember, she's an old lady.
• 47:27
  She's. Like, oh really, 4050?
• 47:28
  Could you imagine her pegging? No.
• 47:32
  If I. Seen that Lady in public and I
• 47:36
  was like, you the pegger. I'd have to leave.
• 47:39
  Really. You just couldn't.
• 47:41
  Get past it. You'd be like, I know too much
• 47:44
  but honestly, you know, just her pegging.
• 47:48
  Yeah, anyone else is fine. Christian just rattles off
• 47:53
  these. Things right?
• 47:54
  You were molested, babe. And then he gets angry.
• 47:58
  About it, she's like, you were assaulted as a child and he's
• 48:00
  like, no, it wasn't. Yeah, he goes.
• 48:04
  No, I've got no problems. I'm not trying to fuck my mum
• 48:09
  and some girl that acts like a child.
• 48:11
  I don't have a red room of. Pain go I have a therapist that
• 48:15
  would. Have a field day.
• 48:16
  Denial has a name. And it's Christian Grey that's
• 48:19
  fucking. At this point I was.
• 48:21
  About to go on suicide watch for the amount of times we had inner
• 48:24
  goddess. Shut up my inner harpy, but also
• 48:29
  remember when the. Inner goddess called her a whore
• 48:31
  at one point Yeah for like accepting the car like damn, get
• 48:36
  her does the. Coochie want to be fed?
• 48:38
  Or not because I thought inner goddess was about like the sex
• 48:40
  positivity but inner goddess was not.
• 48:42
  She was very picky. Pick a lane.
• 48:44
  Can we talk about? They're sort of unofficially
• 48:48
  official, and he met her mum and stepdad at some her graduation
• 48:53
  or some shit. He had an event or something.
• 48:55
  Christian Gray rocked up. It was just her stepdad.
• 48:57
  At the event. Oh, OK.
• 48:59
  Tell me why your stepdad is meeting your boyfriend of one
• 49:04
  week who? They're not even official
• 49:06
  Official. And he's fine learning that
• 49:11
  Christian Gray just bought you a brand new car as a graduation
• 49:16
  gift and you started dating a week ago.
• 49:18
  Yeah. How is he not?
• 49:20
  Asking if you're not full being trafficked.
• 49:22
  Well, well, maybe. He's thinking like they've
• 49:24
  probably been talking for months, but I think they admit.
• 49:27
  It they go, we met last week when I did an interview for my
• 49:30
  Yeah for kids. They know, and he's.
• 49:32
  Just cool with it. He's like, get money, honey, no.
• 49:36
  What look you got to get the gold digger from somewhere?
• 49:40
  But like why is stepdad just none of the dad protective vibes
• 49:44
  that not even the mom's even worse the mom is worse the.
• 49:48
  Mom's so much. Worse, I honestly would expect
• 49:51
  some criticism. I would expect from my friends
• 49:53
  and family to be like, babe, what if I rocked up somewhere
• 49:56
  with Elon Musk? Oh, if it was the Elon.
• 49:59
  Musk. That's what I mean.
• 50:00
  No, but. I'm putting it in a real life
• 50:01
  scenario. Yeah, because he's like the Elon
• 50:04
  Musk of this world. So if you rocked up at a fucking
• 50:06
  event and you had just graduated, Elon Musk was there
• 50:09
  as your date of one week and bought you the best Tesla in the
• 50:13
  market as a graduation gift, your family would have
• 50:16
  questions. Yeah, I suppose.
• 50:17
  Kate does. Kate flip flops on it.
• 50:20
  She's either like he's smitten with you, but then she's like he
• 50:23
  makes me uncomfortable and she go she alludes.
• 50:26
  To things oh, you don't know about him you don't know about
• 50:29
  him you don't know what he's really like oh, she's crying all
• 50:32
  the. Time and she's like, but she's
• 50:35
  so weird. Anytime Kate asks her a question
• 50:37
  she gets really snappy at her too.
• 50:39
  And I'm like why are you not excited?
• 50:42
  Shut up. I feel like Kate knows about.
• 50:44
  The other sobs and she's alluding to that.
• 50:47
  But if I was fucking Anna I would have fucking spilled the
• 50:52
  instant he wanted me to sign an NDA and I haven't yet.
• 50:56
  Well, she was like. Oh, you know, I wouldn't talk
• 50:58
  about us. It's been a week.
• 50:59
  Oh, it's been a week. Why is he so paranoid?
• 51:02
  Is what? I want to know.
• 51:03
  Look, she looks like he's. Mother, she acts like a child.
• 51:07
  I would be paranoid too. Can we just?
• 51:12
  Talk about how she comes home one day, she hasn't really like,
• 51:16
  moved in, she hasn't signed the contract still, and then she
• 51:19
  realizes that Mrs. Jones is a smoke show.
• 51:23
  How dare she? Because she sleeps over one
• 51:25
  night. She rocks up in his shirt.
• 51:27
  Yeah, she comes out, she's like. And then there's Mrs. Jones, the
• 51:32
  housekeeper and she's blonde, gorgeous, big titty titty the
• 51:37
  house down, strip a body and then.
• 51:39
  Later. She brings it up with Christian,
• 51:42
  I'm pretty sure, on their weird e-mail exchange.
• 51:45
  Oh, I want to know about if Mrs. Jones was a sub.
• 51:49
  What? Yeah, and.
• 51:50
  He got all offended. And then he was just.
• 51:52
  Classified Why? Why would I have a working
• 51:55
  relationship with her? I don't know because you paid
• 51:57
  the other ones and maybe he just wanted.
• 52:00
  To look at her. Damn, so she had something
• 52:02
  against? Blonsoe.
• 52:05
  Yeah, like he wants. Yeah.
• 52:06
  Do you reckon it's in like his? Contract when they work at his
• 52:09
  building. You cannot dye your hair brown.
• 52:11
  But isn't she? Brunette and is brunette.
• 52:14
  She is in the movie, yeah. But all of his.
• 52:17
  Work is a blonde. I think he's a racist.
• 52:19
  I think he's a neo Nazi. What?
• 52:22
  It's all pointing to that. He's got problems so.
• 52:28
  This is like what, a week and 1/2 in?
• 52:31
  Yeah. She's.
• 52:33
  Flying home for four days, which valid because school semester's
• 52:37
  over. Mind you at this.
• 52:39
  Point before she's flown home, she's already been spanked and
• 52:42
  she already didn't like it. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:44
  Because she rolled our eyes and she was like, actually, she did
• 52:46
  not have a single bar of it, no. At all?
• 52:50
  No, She. Didn't like it.
• 52:52
  She felt unsafe. She felt like he was wishy.
• 52:54
  Washy in the relationship, too. And she's like, this is an
• 52:56
  opportunity to think, yeah. So she's.
• 52:59
  Flying out of there, but she gets to the airport.
• 53:01
  And they're like Miss Anastasia Steel, you've been upgraded to
• 53:04
  1st class. And then she just rolls her eyes
• 53:07
  and I'm like, go, go. Stop being like you know you
• 53:11
  want it, you love it, you love it, you're eating.
• 53:15
  It up, she's drinking. The champagne and eating a
• 53:18
  little cheese. She was like, oh, now I'm
• 53:21
  upgraded to 1st class and then the mum picks her up at the
• 53:25
  airport a word over and she's just bawling, crying.
• 53:28
  What do you think that means? Yeah.
• 53:31
  You hug your mum and. You're bawling, crying, and this
• 53:33
  is off the back of her not being able to talk about losing her
• 53:36
  virginity to Kate because she was so paranoid about the NDA.
• 53:39
  Yeah, that's a real life. Friend.
• 53:42
  The fuck she's it's not even juicy enough to turn it into an
• 53:45
  article. Also, how did?
• 53:47
  This man not get the ick, and this is going back to her being
• 53:50
  childlike when she'd be like, can I please ask my friend about
• 53:54
  sex things because you're too involved?
• 53:57
  Yeah, like I need to ask her because I have no experience.
• 53:59
  Yep. Weird.
• 54:01
  He wouldn't. Wind that up, though.
• 54:03
  Why are you asking permission? I know asking permission.
• 54:07
  Bitch, I'd be making use of every loophole.
• 54:09
  You haven't even signed the contract yet.
• 54:10
  Exactly. Yeah, over it.
• 54:12
  Like. Stop.
• 54:13
  Oh my God, what is? He going to do what is he going
• 54:16
  to do exactly take. You to court and then.
• 54:18
  You're going to be like hey actually he was coercing me into
• 54:22
  sex. Exactly.
• 54:23
  Illegal also. The bit that I hated most, which
• 54:26
  I felt like time stood still in this book, was the rambling
• 54:29
  emails back and forth when she was in first class.
• 54:32
  I felt like I was on the plane with her sitting there for an
• 54:35
  entire fucking 10 hour flight. I was like, this is terrible.
• 54:37
  I was listening to the audio book text message.
• 54:40
  It was on her BlackBerry. But back then it was just e-mail
• 54:44
  back and forth. So every time it would say the
• 54:46
  subject line, the timestamp, that's when I'm the message.
• 54:50
  And. Christian Gray CEO Gray Holdings
• 54:55
  Your Anna And then he'd say one thing.
• 54:58
  GR Christian Gray CEO No, that's what I mean.
• 55:01
  Gray's. Holdings I'm.
• 55:02
  Like they. Definitely had text messages in
• 55:05
  2011. Why couldn't they just do
• 55:06
  texting? Because she wasn't.
• 55:08
  Up with the SM s s, remember we gave her the laptop, the brand
• 55:13
  new laptop. He would e-mail her back
• 55:15
  immediately. So he was always on his emails.
• 55:18
  Didn't she get Zesty on the flight and was trying to send
• 55:21
  him like and then he got mad. Mad for real?
• 55:23
  Yeah, kind of remember. What she said.
• 55:25
  Because it just the whole emails really annoyed me.
• 55:28
  It'd be like pages and pages of emails of repeating the time,
• 55:32
  the subject and yeah, it would be.
• 55:34
  Questions about Mrs. Johnson And then it would be like, is Mrs.
• 55:38
  Jones your sub? But then she'd be like, but I'm
• 55:40
  scared of losing you and I just want to and then ramble all
• 55:43
  these feelings about him and it's like what?
• 55:46
  And then he'd send back girl or like, I'm gonna, I mean, if he
• 55:51
  was a real toxic man. He was supposed to be.
• 55:53
  He would have been like, I'm not reading all that actual that's.
• 55:56
  Probably why he sent her back a sexual innuendo because he
• 55:59
  didn't know what she was saying. I think also when she.
• 56:01
  Was like around this time going on the plane to her mom.
• 56:04
  This is when he gasled her about the spanking being entirely in
• 56:07
  her head. Classic.
• 56:11
  The best part is it was only like night 2, so she was kind of
• 56:16
  like waking up on day three and then she was out and about and
• 56:19
  of course he literally rocks up in person because he can't let
• 56:22
  her have four days to herself. And then the mum was putting so
• 56:26
  much pressure on her saying wow, the amount of effort that
• 56:29
  Christian's done to fly here, that effort means.
• 56:33
  Shit when you're rich as if it wasn't a.
• 56:36
  Complete red flag that he's a stalking psychopath.
• 56:40
  That's what I. Mean he wouldn't allow her to.
• 56:43
  Have 5 seconds time effort was. Like he was poor or like middle
• 56:48
  income it would probably be. More romantic.
• 56:51
  Romantic. Yeah, it was not romantic.
• 56:53
  No. It'd be different if there were
• 56:55
  a month apart. She was volunteering somewhere,
• 56:57
  right? For herself. 4 fucking days and
• 56:59
  she. Wanted him.
• 57:00
  To come and then he surprised her, but also like.
• 57:03
  You have enough time on your leave to go to her mums house to
• 57:09
  sit in your hotel room because she's not supposed to know
• 57:11
  you're there, but as soon as you go to meet her mother you've got
• 57:14
  a jet on out of there. Yeah, shut up.
• 57:16
  But not only. That they were only Part 2
• 57:19
  nights and then she finds out one of those two nights he had
• 57:23
  dinner with his former predator Mrs. Robinson and that's.
• 57:27
  Why he shows up? Because she was like, I'm not
• 57:29
  going to talk to him. Yeah, he panicked, but what do
• 57:32
  you expect? Christian out with this old
• 57:34
  fucking. Lady, shut up, he reckons
• 57:37
  they're friends. Now, friends.
• 57:39
  Fuck off. It was tragic and she had to act
• 57:42
  like she was cool with him because he was meeting her mum
• 57:44
  for the first time and she didn't want a bad impression and
• 57:46
  she was also drunk. When she was not supposed to
• 57:48
  drink to excess. Because remember in his e-mail
• 57:50
  he's like, how many are you going to have?
• 57:52
  As many as she wants. She's on holiday.
• 58:00
  And also she hasn't even signed it.
• 58:01
  Bitch, if you haven't signed it, the rules haven't started.
• 58:04
  No, Terrible. So for real?
• 58:07
  For real, I would have quit. Weeks ago.
• 58:10
  And then she was. Sending these rambly messages
• 58:13
  talking about how he was bewildering and beguiling and
• 58:17
  then this is what she was saying in her own head.
• 58:19
  He's so bewildering and beguiling and mysterious.
• 58:21
  It's that first time. Attachment, but she would even
• 58:25
  say. Like he fucks.
• 58:27
  He doesn't. He doesn't.
• 58:28
  Make Love. He fucks.
• 58:31
  OK cool. He would fuck a wall.
• 58:37
  Is that supposed to? Mean something to me?
• 58:38
  Shut up. There was a point after she'd
• 58:42
  come back, of course. First class.
• 58:43
  Yeah, anyway, she's back. There was somehow on the topic
• 58:47
  of his mum and she was so riled up and she was like crack addict
• 58:50
  or whore, like she couldn't decide which.
• 58:52
  I'm like, she's just the woman that brought this amazing man
• 58:56
  into the world. Babes have a bit of like, give
• 58:58
  her a bit of credit. Oh my God.
• 59:00
  Like. You don't know what was.
• 59:01
  Going on for her, you don't know shit.
• 59:03
  But also. I didn't even know Christian
• 59:06
  Gray's childhood was so depressing.
• 59:08
  It was depressing. But he thinks it's fine.
• 59:12
  Of course he does. And then she.
• 59:15
  Learned that Misses Robinson, her name was Elena and she goes
• 59:20
  holy fuck, she has a name and it's actually elegant and I bet
• 59:25
  she's sexy and and then and then she learned this before but it
• 59:30
  comes up later and she acts brand new.
• 59:33
  She goes jeez. When she found out that Elena
• 59:37
  was married like she had a whole ass husband that she was
• 59:40
  cheating on with a 15 year old, which again statutory.
• 59:43
  Also this bit she was really starting to like him and she
• 59:47
  worried about every micro insecurity she has and she was
• 59:51
  asking questions like does he like me and she would ask him
• 59:54
  directly Oh do you mean I'm funny haha or funny weird bitch
• 1:00:00
  oh. My God, is this when they were
• 1:00:02
  going to his parents for dinner or whatever?
• 1:00:04
  Super insecure. And she's like, oh, he's.
• 1:00:06
  Just inviting me because Kate was invited.
• 1:00:08
  Oh, he. Doesn't have to take you.
• 1:00:11
  Anywhere he doesn't have to do anything, he took.
• 1:00:12
  His you think? He there's fifteen other women.
• 1:00:16
  He did, he just fucks he. Just fucks.
• 1:00:19
  This is when I was. Turning on and I was like you're
• 1:00:21
  the problem. I turned on her on day.
• 1:00:23
  One Dakota Johnson saved that movie.
• 1:00:25
  Exactly. That's saying a lot because it's
• 1:00:27
  a horror movie. It is.
• 1:00:28
  It Is he. Takes her clothes off.
• 1:00:30
  After they meet their parents, I don't know what the fuck they're
• 1:00:32
  doing and we out somewhere. Aren't they out in the backyard?
• 1:00:35
  Or something. Just fucking in, Yeah, in the
• 1:00:39
  wilderness, in the pool room or whatever it is.
• 1:00:42
  He says Tada, he's taking off her clothes and he goes, tada.
• 1:00:46
  And she goes, I can't resist him when he's like this.
• 1:00:48
  Wasn't this the bare minimum? He was withholding her panties.
• 1:00:51
  Yes. Oh yeah, She wouldn't even let
• 1:00:54
  her shower. He wouldn't.
• 1:00:56
  Let her shower, I think. She cleaned herself up, but he
• 1:00:58
  was like, we don't have time. You do have time.
• 1:01:01
  Of course, There's always. Time.
• 1:01:02
  There's always time for a. 5 minute shower and then he was
• 1:01:04
  like oh they were in that room because he was wanted to spank
• 1:01:08
  her because she didn't let him touch her at the dinner table
• 1:01:11
  like. Sure.
• 1:01:12
  Why would she want your fingers in her cooch?
• 1:01:15
  Your dad is staring directly at her.
• 1:01:18
  The best friends on the side. Imagine if someone dropped
• 1:01:20
  their. Cutlery and had to go underneath
• 1:01:22
  and then he's full of finger blasting like why are you
• 1:01:24
  trying? To sexually assault your whole
• 1:01:26
  family? Like why why why why why was the
• 1:01:34
  happening like traumatising? Why?
• 1:01:37
  Not no one have to be involved. Why are you stepping it?
• 1:01:39
  Up a notch and involving your family.
• 1:01:41
  Oh my God. I hate.
• 1:01:44
  I hate when they do shit like around their family and friends.
• 1:01:48
  No, don't sexually assault me. Well also.
• 1:01:51
  Wasn't it his sister that walked in on them in the boat house
• 1:01:54
  late like 5 seconds after they fucked?
• 1:01:56
  Yes, and then he was acting more nonchalant and it's like, bro.
• 1:01:59
  Stop it, you would be nose. Deep 5 seconds ago and you would
• 1:02:02
  have loved it if your own sister walked in you sick fuck.
• 1:02:05
  He would have, that's what I mean.
• 1:02:08
  But I'm like, how? It was written, it was.
• 1:02:10
  She wasn't even dressed yet by the time Mia got up the stairs.
• 1:02:13
  I'm like she's just Fanny out, no panties.
• 1:02:17
  Dripping. He's like, oh, you can have your
• 1:02:20
  panties. Back now, come to new.
• 1:02:28
  He's like I. Actually want I?
• 1:02:29
  Wanted you to come at the table, but I can't get over the cum
• 1:02:32
  dripping down your legs in front of my family.
• 1:02:34
  That's too much. Too much.
• 1:02:35
  It's a bit too much. A bit too far.
• 1:02:37
  There was a bit where he ordered her an English breakfast, the
• 1:02:40
  most basic tea bag in the world. And then she goes, he does care
• 1:02:44
  about me. She made an educated guess.
• 1:02:47
  Because you're a basic bitch. He does that all.
• 1:02:49
  The time and she would be like he does remember because it's
• 1:02:52
  Twinings. There's not many brands of
• 1:02:54
  fucking English breakfast bitch to me.
• 1:02:58
  Going to work is. The most basic one.
• 1:03:00
  Two brands. It's the most popular brand.
• 1:03:06
  It's the most popular like. Variety.
• 1:03:08
  You can't tea. I know this is a like a
• 1:03:11
  personal, it felt like a personal attack because I am a
• 1:03:14
  tea drinker and she was like, I just dipped it in and took it
• 1:03:16
  out. You're drinking water, bitch.
• 1:03:18
  Exactly. You're drinking.
• 1:03:20
  Marinade. What was even the point?
• 1:03:22
  Just order some more water bags. She's like I just.
• 1:03:24
  Like it weak? You like sugar in water?
• 1:03:27
  You like everything weak. I'm like weak.
• 1:03:30
  Like you can you little aunt and your sugar water, but then OK,
• 1:03:37
  they're at IHOP after after a three, but I just can't see them
• 1:03:42
  in. IHOP.
• 1:03:43
  They're in a IHOP. Because they're driving home and
• 1:03:46
  she must eat. Ohh.
• 1:03:49
  And she goes. She eats now.
• 1:03:50
  She eats because she doesn't eat 'cause she's skinny.
• 1:03:53
  Yeah. She's like, can I treat you by
• 1:03:57
  paying for this meal? Because she can't treat him to
• 1:03:59
  shit. He owns everything.
• 1:04:00
  Yeah. He's like, he's a billionaire.
• 1:04:01
  He's like, are you trying to emasculate me?
• 1:04:04
  He was so offended. God, my boyfriend loves when I
• 1:04:07
  buy him breakfast. Are you kidding?
• 1:04:10
  Like let a woman. Pay for something, babes.
• 1:04:12
  You bought her a whole last car, a whole last laptop.
• 1:04:15
  You upgraded her first class. Let she feel good.
• 1:04:17
  Joking. That a condo or villa would be
• 1:04:20
  next, Like maybe a holiday home, maybe an apartment.
• 1:04:24
  Apartment on the other side of the country away from him
• 1:04:27
  please. But anyway, she.
• 1:04:28
  Grabs. She's in the car at some point
• 1:04:30
  and she grabs his iPod. Those were the times.
• 1:04:35
  He was. The Edward Cullen light, he's
• 1:04:38
  always he plays piano. He's obsessed with classical
• 1:04:44
  music because he's so highbrow and he's trying to but the taste
• 1:04:48
  of your lips. I'm on a friend.
• 1:04:53
  So she played Britney Spears toxic and she goes, I would
• 1:04:57
  never take Christian for a Britney Spears toxic kind of
• 1:05:01
  guy. I would.
• 1:05:03
  I would, I would, I would. He's homosexual, babe.
• 1:05:06
  He's tricking y'all. He's.
• 1:05:07
  Pushing. Down every ounce of homosexual
• 1:05:11
  change the name was it's. Madonna let it go.
• 1:05:14
  God. Gwen Stefani, he's got.
• 1:05:18
  Kylie Minogue. Queens.
• 1:05:20
  Shuffle, shuffle. You get another one.
• 1:05:22
  You get another one. You weren't supposed to find
• 1:05:25
  that iPod, babe. And you weren't supposed to find
• 1:05:27
  it. But not only that, it was his ex
• 1:05:29
  sub that put it on there and she's like why would you let her
• 1:05:33
  put her on? It's because she wanted more
• 1:05:35
  because she was also trying to date him.
• 1:05:37
  It's because she was signalling. To the next that he's toxic
• 1:05:39
  yeah, she was just. Letting you know because
• 1:05:41
  obviously he doesn't know how to use an iPod.
• 1:05:46
  He's giving old man. I just think it was the ex's
• 1:05:48
  whole iPod. Oh, honestly, because.
• 1:05:51
  They're probably all gym. Girlies because they're, you
• 1:05:53
  know, doing their PT sessions and shit.
• 1:05:55
  True, true true. They're probably not even
• 1:05:58
  allowed. To lack music, it's probably in
• 1:06:00
  their contract. There was a bit.
• 1:06:02
  Where she was actually upset about the whole Elena thing and
• 1:06:06
  it was weighing on her and she was deciding whether to bring it
• 1:06:09
  up. Anytime she brought up anything
• 1:06:11
  that she was validly upset about, he was smirking.
• 1:06:15
  He was like, she's. Thinking about me bitch she's.
• 1:06:20
  Upset in front of your fucking face?
• 1:06:24
  Oh, there. Was way back when in the start
• 1:06:26
  of the book, right? So this flashback, she is like,
• 1:06:32
  I don't like you and he's like, why don't you like me This?
• 1:06:35
  So he's fucked her right in her one of her old apartment.
• 1:06:39
  He's gone home because he's like, look, I can't stay.
• 1:06:42
  It's not something I do right? She messages I don't like you
• 1:06:45
  because you don't stay. He immediately is back and he's
• 1:06:48
  like, I'm supposed to look after you.
• 1:06:50
  You didn't want to. You're just stressed that she
• 1:06:53
  doesn't want you anymore. It's giving both anxiously
• 1:06:57
  attached Yes, I'm like. Oh, both as bad as each.
• 1:07:00
  Other. I think he forgot that.
• 1:07:01
  She doesn't give a fuck about the sub life, she's not here for
• 1:07:05
  the sub life. But she had feelings, the mum.
• 1:07:08
  Was like, girl, you're young, do what you want.
• 1:07:13
  And then that time that he rocked up when the mum, like,
• 1:07:16
  she was spending time with the mum.
• 1:07:17
  Yeah. And she was like, just go up to
• 1:07:19
  his hotel, babe, it's alright. Like, just come home in the
• 1:07:21
  morning. Yeah, She had to pimp back.
• 1:07:24
  Her out, she's there for three days.
• 1:07:26
  The mum was full. Pimping her out and the mum
• 1:07:28
  must. Tell her that the mum.
• 1:07:30
  Wanted to live through her she was eating it up her jaw was on
• 1:07:33
  the floor when she met Christian she was like he's in a.
• 1:07:36
  Suit she's read the articles she knows everyone knows.
• 1:07:40
  Also talking about her mum. Why does Anna act like her
• 1:07:43
  having three husbands is the worst in the world?
• 1:07:46
  It's not that many when you think about the fact that her
• 1:07:49
  first one died, then she had her stepdad and then it just didn't
• 1:07:53
  work out. So now she has another husband.
• 1:07:55
  She's an older lady by. Now it's literally not the.
• 1:07:58
  Worst, but also Anna's. Such a She's naive as fuck, but
• 1:08:02
  she's so judgy. Yeah, because she just because
• 1:08:04
  she decides to lose her virginity to a billionaire, she
• 1:08:07
  thinks she's it's like a high value woman now.
• 1:08:09
  Yes, she's like, Oh, my mom had to be so for.
• 1:08:13
  Real. If you didn't meet this man and
• 1:08:15
  he didn't attack you, you would have had three husbands, too.
• 1:08:18
  Shut up. Well, yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Hello, let your mom be a lover girl.
• 1:08:22
  She's happy with Bob. Leave her.
• 1:08:23
  Maybe she's a serial? Monogamist Some people prefer to
• 1:08:26
  have like full marriages and that's all that they've dated
• 1:08:30
  like it doesn't mean she's been around the block and both her.
• 1:08:32
  Stepdad and Bob seemed like nice people.
• 1:08:36
  Exactly. So what are you?
• 1:08:38
  Even mad about like let her be in love.
• 1:08:40
  Leave her alone. Sorry for having a stable.
• 1:08:42
  Childhood like what? I didn't realise since your dad.
• 1:08:44
  Died. She wasn't allowed to date
• 1:08:46
  anyone ever again honestly. I was on Goodreads looking for
• 1:08:50
  quotes and I found that there's a book of this exact plot from
• 1:08:54
  Christian's point of view and I'm like that's terrible.
• 1:08:57
  I think I bought it. One time, and I haven't read it
• 1:09:00
  because this is. We not do it, we should do it.
• 1:09:03
  And we do not need 2 books for this plot.
• 1:09:07
  This plot is terrible, but could you imagine?
• 1:09:09
  Being in his head while he's like, I'll read it and give you
• 1:09:13
  Cliff notes. No, I already.
• 1:09:15
  Saw someone highlighted some bits and he acts like his Dick
• 1:09:18
  is separate to his body, no? Because it'll be like my cock.
• 1:09:21
  Concurs. We should read it his.
• 1:09:24
  Cock is the version of my. Inner goddess we should so
• 1:09:27
  they're both as bad. And.
• 1:09:28
  Insufferable as each other, we should have done it at the same.
• 1:09:31
  Time No. Tandem read I.
• 1:09:34
  Don't want to have to. Go back to hating Christian
• 1:09:37
  because like I already hate Anna now because of being in her
• 1:09:39
  head. They're meant for each other.
• 1:09:41
  EW, I. Love how the next day Anna's all
• 1:09:44
  like shame and embarrassed because she knows she was
• 1:09:47
  getting full railed by Christian great the night before and then
• 1:09:50
  the mum knows about it. But the mum wants the tea.
• 1:09:53
  Yeah, just give it to. Her.
• 1:09:55
  She was like getting. Fucked in a bathtub and
• 1:09:57
  everything. Didn't wasn't she on her period?
• 1:09:59
  No, I think that's. No, when they were reunited
• 1:10:02
  again. Probably the hotel.
• 1:10:03
  No, in the hotel room, she walked in and he was on the
• 1:10:06
  phone and he's like, what are you doing here?
• 1:10:07
  Yeah, what are you doing here exactly?
• 1:10:10
  Why did you come to her mum's state, Georgia or some shit for
• 1:10:15
  business, Conveniently at the same time as me at the same
• 1:10:19
  hotel that I'm having dinner and shut up.
• 1:10:21
  But also. He says he's dealing with a
• 1:10:24
  situation, yes. And then in her mind, she goes,
• 1:10:28
  oh, no, the last situation he was dealing with was my
• 1:10:32
  virginity. Jeez, I hope it's nothing like
• 1:10:35
  that. Yeah, he's just deflowering
• 1:10:37
  another girl. To be fair, I'm.
• 1:10:39
  Pretty sure it is the ex sub go I'm batshit crazy so so she was
• 1:10:44
  kind of on. The mark but at least ask him
• 1:10:46
  about it. Then I'm like, but he.
• 1:10:48
  Wouldn't tell her anyway and she'd be like, how's it going?
• 1:10:50
  And he's like, oh, it's still going shit.
• 1:10:52
  You're not even doing anything. You're at home on the phone.
• 1:10:55
  And wouldn't the other sub? Have signed an NDA.
• 1:10:59
  I'm pretty. Sure, what does it matter?
• 1:11:00
  From what I remember. The other sub is in like a
• 1:11:02
  mental hospital because she keeps trying to kill everyone
• 1:11:04
  and me as fuck. Every time he buys her
• 1:11:10
  something, she rolls her eyes. So he says, you know, here's
• 1:11:13
  your full wardrobe. Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 1:11:15
  Like clothes. So in the movie.
• 1:11:18
  She's like, oh, I don't want you spending money on me.
• 1:11:21
  Like humble about it, annoyingly humble in her head.
• 1:11:23
  She's like, it's embarrassing. It's like a different type of
• 1:11:27
  like, she's not even humble about it.
• 1:11:29
  She's like, I want him to do that, but I don't want him to
• 1:11:31
  know I am to do it. It's annoying.
• 1:11:34
  Grow up. Why does he want her to dress
• 1:11:37
  like an old lady? Because doesn't he want her to
• 1:11:38
  wear stockings and yeah, dresses and crap?
• 1:11:42
  Yeah. In the book he wants her to have
• 1:11:45
  pigtails. Yeah.
• 1:11:46
  And says how young she looks. Exactly.
• 1:11:49
  So what he he? Also does at some.
• 1:11:51
  Point he's like you have the most beautiful pale skin, add it
• 1:11:54
  to the list so she hasn't even had time to.
• 1:11:57
  Think if she wants to be the sub now but her inner goddess is
• 1:12:00
  begging her too Shut up and. Didn't he say?
• 1:12:04
  He want Tinder. Fuck off.
• 1:12:06
  Yes, he doesn't He want to extend the.
• 1:12:08
  Contract to like a year minimum and she was like Oh yeah,
• 1:12:11
  because. So she was like in that rant on
• 1:12:14
  the plane, she was like, you can just drop me out a hat and he's
• 1:12:17
  like, I'll do whatever you want. I'll do it for a year.
• 1:12:19
  You do it for three months minimum, and then you decide if
• 1:12:22
  it works. But she wanted him.
• 1:12:24
  Locked in Do you want to be locked into a man?
• 1:12:26
  You met 3 weeks ago for a year and also she kept saying how
• 1:12:29
  scared. She was.
• 1:12:31
  I'm scared you're going to hurt. Me, I'm uncomfortable.
• 1:12:33
  I don't like any of them, remember.
• 1:12:35
  Like. That she's like spiraling about,
• 1:12:38
  she thought she said I love you when I sleep.
• 1:12:40
  And then she's spiraling about loving him three weeks in.
• 1:12:43
  So they're going back over the contract when she comes back
• 1:12:46
  from Georgia and he comes back and he's crossed out shit on the
• 1:12:50
  list, but he crossed out like the food.
• 1:12:53
  But she must be hairless. Yeah, she's not going to be
• 1:12:56
  negotiable. A non negotiable hairless.
• 1:12:59
  But why? Because it's so hilarious that
• 1:13:02
  instead of getting it redrafted, he probably has lawyers on a
• 1:13:05
  retainer. He just blacks it out.
• 1:13:08
  Yeah, that's. Embarrassing.
• 1:13:09
  And also she's like, oh. So you want me to still be under
• 1:13:13
  your control but I can eat what I want now and not go to?
• 1:13:17
  As many training sessions, it was weird.
• 1:13:19
  It was weird, but also they've already.
• 1:13:21
  Been sexually active this whole time, yeah, so.
• 1:13:25
  She didn't even. Sign the NDA or contract yet?
• 1:13:28
  Yeah, he's kind. Of asking her to.
• 1:13:30
  Just have the entire spirit of the contract, but you don't have
• 1:13:32
  to sign baby you just because he was scared.
• 1:13:35
  That she was going to say no. Because, remember, he was.
• 1:13:37
  Like, don't leave me. You promised me you wouldn't
• 1:13:39
  leave me. I know you're scared of leaving
• 1:13:41
  me. I'm scared of you leaving.
• 1:13:43
  Like he was like spiraling. Oh, it was after she was like,
• 1:13:46
  I'm running away because I don't want to be spanked.
• 1:13:48
  And she says something like, it's how you feel about being
• 1:13:51
  touched. And he was like, don't leave me.
• 1:13:54
  I promised I wouldn't do it, but then he was still wants to do
• 1:13:56
  it. Yeah.
• 1:13:57
  He never stops wanting to. Do it.
• 1:13:59
  And then she goes, why does he have to be like this?
• 1:14:01
  And he repeats many a time. I am just like this.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, take it or leave it. And she still doesn't get it.
• 1:14:07
  I'm like he's 30 years. In that's the price you pay
• 1:14:10
  you're. Dating a billionaire, I'm like,
• 1:14:12
  he's not gonna. Change 15 years of habit Girl A.
• 1:14:16
  Broke man would still have some stupid non negotiables anyway.
• 1:14:20
  Yeah, he spanks. Her and stuff and she's like
• 1:14:22
  crying calls him a piece of shit.
• 1:14:24
  Mm hmm. That was an.
• 1:14:26
  Epic, Yeah, walk off that she did.
• 1:14:28
  It was an epic walk off but. It was kind of shit because she
• 1:14:30
  was still like, oh, I could still do it.
• 1:14:32
  And he's like, look, that's when he was.
• 1:14:34
  Giving her the full whip, like the lashes.
• 1:14:37
  Yeah, because. Even after you know what the
• 1:14:40
  deciding point for her was her saying I love you.
• 1:14:43
  And he was like, look, I can't do that.
• 1:14:45
  Yep. So it wasn't even her like
• 1:14:46
  crying. He didn't care the bit that took
• 1:14:50
  me. Out it was when they were
• 1:14:51
  getting back into the red room of paint was probably before all
• 1:14:54
  the spanking. Ohh yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:55
  And then she was more scared that he was gonna force her to
• 1:14:57
  listen to rap. She goes, geez, I hope it's not
• 1:15:01
  rap. Oh my God.
• 1:15:02
  OK, he's. Like I've always.
• 1:15:04
  Wanted to fuck to this and. He played this weird classical
• 1:15:08
  music on repeat. I'm like, OK, clearly.
• 1:15:11
  What's the face? Elena abused him to this song.
• 1:15:15
  It is very clear. Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Wouldn't that be really scary? Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  To anyone. That isn't her I would much
• 1:15:21
  rather listen to. Rap.
• 1:15:22
  Are you kidding me? I suppose he was.
• 1:15:24
  Listening to it too, so he's probably matching the music but.
• 1:15:30
  How am I supposed? To put all my faith in this man
• 1:15:32
  that wants to beat the shit out of me Consensually.
• 1:15:35
  Oh, consensually. Asterisk though, I'm like, he's
• 1:15:38
  literally the. Contract's there so he can get
• 1:15:40
  away with it legally, realistically and also.
• 1:15:44
  She doesn't even use the safe words no SO.
• 1:15:47
  At least. Try a safe word.
• 1:15:48
  Well then, when they were. Going over the spanking the
• 1:15:50
  first time, he's like, you didn't use your, your safe
• 1:15:53
  words. And she's like, oh, I just
• 1:15:54
  didn't think to use them. And then he was like, yeah, but
• 1:15:57
  you didn't use them, so you wanted it.
• 1:15:58
  And she was like, Oh well, I should have used them and he
• 1:16:00
  doesn't. Listen or respond to anything.
• 1:16:03
  And I think. That's why it's not he doesn't
• 1:16:05
  care. He.
• 1:16:06
  Only cares about his Dick and it gives BDSM.
• 1:16:08
  A bad name because there's no aftercare, there's no build up,
• 1:16:12
  there's no it's like once we get down there, I do whatever the
• 1:16:16
  fuck I want you're gonna shut up and like, well, he's aftercare
• 1:16:18
  is. Baby oil.
• 1:16:20
  He did baby oil on her ass once and he just wants to.
• 1:16:23
  Like rub her shoulders. Yeah, that's.
• 1:16:26
  Fucked OK. Himia.
• 1:16:28
  If we're gonna do it right, we're doing aftercare because
• 1:16:31
  I'm pretty sure she got her shoulders rubbed after giving
• 1:16:33
  him head or something. You're in the bathtub.
• 1:16:35
  Wash her hair or something. I don't know.
• 1:16:37
  Do literally did wash her hair and she.
• 1:16:39
  No, wash her body at one point. Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  And then she asked if she could wash his body and said no.
• 1:16:44
  Yes, The fuck. But that's when she sucks, I'm
• 1:16:47
  pretty sure. But like, there's so many other
• 1:16:48
  things. Get her out of the bath, get her
• 1:16:50
  dressed, give her some food, not cheese and fucking wine.
• 1:16:53
  All they're drinking is fucking. Even when they're going over the
• 1:16:57
  contract, he's like trying to get her drunk to talk about it.
• 1:17:00
  I'm like, why would you need her drunk?
• 1:17:02
  So there was a bit. Where Anna's seriously dead ass
• 1:17:06
  said. I followed my heart like mum
• 1:17:08
  said and now I have a sore. Ass shut up like are.
• 1:17:13
  You kidding? I'm screaming.
• 1:17:17
  And then? I realized.
• 1:17:18
  This ended. On a cliffhanger, because this
• 1:17:21
  is back in the day when all of like, the fanfics would lead
• 1:17:23
  into another fanfic. Yeah, so I can't even remember.
• 1:17:27
  The end because I was speeding so hard to finish it
• 1:17:30
  essentially. They've like, broken up at the
• 1:17:34
  end. Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:35
  They don't know if they're gonna because remember.
• 1:17:37
  Oh. Yeah, because she goes home and
• 1:17:39
  cuts down the little balloon or something and it's crying.
• 1:17:43
  It's been 3 weeks. You can't be that attached and I
• 1:17:46
  can't even remember. Wasn't was it him saying like
• 1:17:48
  I'm too much or she just didn't sign the contract and it just
• 1:17:51
  sort of fizzled that she said I? Love you.
• 1:17:53
  And he was like, look, you can't love me.
• 1:17:56
  And then they went. There separate ways in the movie
• 1:17:59
  right? Her leaving because he spanked
• 1:18:02
  her and then never going back is so much better than the ending
• 1:18:06
  of this. Like they fixed that she was
• 1:18:09
  standing on business. She was standing on business
• 1:18:11
  and. She stormed out, but in this she
• 1:18:13
  was like, oh, but I love you. Like, yeah, she was desperate.
• 1:18:16
  To keep it going, at least they made.
• 1:18:18
  Movie and are not stupid. Little stupid, but not as stupid
• 1:18:23
  as this. This was brain dead.
• 1:18:25
  She had nothing going on in her life because she gave it all up
• 1:18:28
  for him already. You never hear about the
• 1:18:30
  hardware store, You never hear about what she actually wants to
• 1:18:32
  do after uni. I mean, she gets the job.
• 1:18:35
  She has job interviews, works at the publishers and that's.
• 1:18:38
  It and she just keeps having to say no to him saying work at
• 1:18:41
  mine and then he alluded to being pretty much this mafia
• 1:18:44
  boss but you never actually hear about it.
• 1:18:46
  No, and they never properly explained the situation with the
• 1:18:49
  previous Subs properly. Why?
• 1:18:53
  Would anyone want to get up with a man that acts like this?
• 1:18:56
  The. Dollar's baby, the dollar.
• 1:18:58
  Fight me. But she was kind of like a.
• 1:19:00
  Gold digger. In the end, she was always a
• 1:19:02
  gold digger, but he treats her so just badly.
• 1:19:07
  She loves it. Though I don't know.
• 1:19:10
  Who's worse anyway? Like are just as.
• 1:19:12
  Bad as each other in different ways you.
• 1:19:15
  Got her. Who's an?
• 1:19:16
  Idiot. And he's a groomer.
• 1:19:18
  Yeah. They deserve each other,
• 1:19:20
  honestly. Run off into the sunset.
• 1:19:22
  And have your weird white babies.
• 1:19:24
  Yeah, grey babies and your grey babies.
• 1:19:28
  Your alien. Babies, pregnancy or newborn?
• 1:19:30
  Baby announcement The baby would be wearing 50 Shades of grey, no
• 1:19:34
  the writings in grey. No ultimate millennial baby
• 1:19:38
  stop. And his name would have to be
• 1:19:42
  Christian too. Horror.
• 1:19:44
  Christian. Horror, my Grey and he's going
• 1:19:47
  to inherit the publishing business just like the last
• 1:19:53
  little tidbit. You know when she was so
• 1:19:55
  offended because he fucked her on the desk and he had a condom
• 1:19:58
  like but also when did he have time?
• 1:20:01
  He always has condoms but. When did he have time to put?
• 1:20:03
  It on he always has I. Know he the.
• 1:20:06
  Foil packet. The foil packet.
• 1:20:08
  I'm like this man. Is getting dressed in the
• 1:20:10
  morning, opening his bathroom sink after brushing his teeth
• 1:20:13
  and just jamming him in his pocket.
• 1:20:15
  And she was so. Surprised.
• 1:20:17
  Like, oh, who's buying a he's? Fucked on the desk.
• 1:20:20
  Before duh, duh. Duh, he's fucked in your bed
• 1:20:24
  too, but she thinks everything. Is like she's blowing his mind.
• 1:20:27
  No, I think it's because. Every now and then he every now
• 1:20:30
  and then, all the time he's like, oh, another first, another
• 1:20:33
  first for me too. Shut up, shut up.
• 1:20:35
  He's a liar. He's a He knows.
• 1:20:37
  How to lie? Thief.
• 1:20:39
  He's practically a woman. The amount that he lies about
• 1:20:41
  those ego boosting things. Oh, I've never done that before,
• 1:20:44
  babe. Yeah, OK.
• 1:20:46
  When you're the throat goat and you've never done it before.
• 1:20:50
  Christian's the original, the liar.
• 1:20:53
  What should we rate this out of? If it's not 50 Shades, is that
• 1:20:58
  true on the nose? Holy craps.
• 1:21:01
  Yeah. How many holy?
• 1:21:01
  Craps out of 5A. Zero.
• 1:21:05
  It's by far the worst book I've ever read.
• 1:21:07
  There's no saving it. Yeah, there's no If it's not
• 1:21:10
  gonna be good, you have to have characters so interesting that
• 1:21:13
  you want to read it or really good plot.
• 1:21:15
  And it had either it was terrible.
• 1:21:16
  I know it literally it's just some woman's sex dream that
• 1:21:19
  she's written and like faster. Fleshed out for what?
• 1:21:22
  Reason like why is it so big for what it is?
• 1:21:25
  Honestly I wouldn't be surprised of Anastasias in the mental
• 1:21:28
  board and this has all been a fever dream.
• 1:21:30
  I would fuck with that. But it would make it so much.
• 1:21:34
  Better if it was like we got. Three books in and then it was
• 1:21:37
  like and then I like was in a room in like a padded room.
• 1:21:41
  Right. I would so fuck with that.
• 1:21:42
  Would be such a good. Twist.
• 1:21:44
  It would be the only. Thing to make it worth it, I
• 1:21:46
  gave it a. One holy craps out of five
• 1:21:49
  simply because I'm giving it that one point for the timeline
• 1:21:52
  because this was one of the Ogs I we maybe need to find.
• 1:21:55
  Another book around that time because actually, no, I've read
• 1:21:58
  plenty of books around that time and that are better, yeah, but I
• 1:22:01
  feel like I. Respect the hustle because you
• 1:22:03
  really it's the. Overview Wattpad.
• 1:22:05
  I feel like true. It gives us all hope.
• 1:22:08
  Is that it? Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  I'm so ready to check out of this book.
• 1:22:11
  It was the worst. Book.
• 1:22:12
  It was the worst book I'm never coming back to.
• 1:22:14
  This universe I will probably make you.
• 1:22:16
  No. The way I had.
• 1:22:20
  To like I literally would put on the audiobook and then I'd play
• 1:22:23
  it and then I'd like turn it off and do something else.
• 1:22:26
  I would zone out. Three times speed was.
• 1:22:28
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