Latest / Fork U with Dr. Terry Simpson / Dr. Kellogg Cereal, Surgery, and Strange Ideas
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- 0:03>> Dr. Terry Simpson: Today we're diving into the strange legacy of a man
- 0:06who was by all accounts, including Charlie
- 0:09Mayo himself, you know of the Mayo Clinic, A
- 0:12damn fine surgeon. He was a pioneer of
- 0:15aseptic technique, a skilled operator, but
- 0:17also a man who thought yogurt enemas were a,
- 0:20ah, cure to all your problems. Ladies and
- 0:23gentlemen, meet John Harvey Kellogg.
- 0:30I am your Chief Medical Explanationist, Dr. Terry Simpson. And
- 0:33this is Fork you, Fork University,
- 0:36where we bust a few myths, make sense of the
- 0:39madness and teach you a little bit about food
- 0:41as medicine.
- 0:45Dr. Kellogg ran the Battle Creek
- 0:48Sanitarium in Michigan. This wasn't just
- 0:51a hospital, it was a health mecca for the rich
- 0:54and famous. Presidents came here, Thomas
- 0:57Edison came here, Amelia Earhart and
- 0:59Henry Ford. They all came for Dr.
- 1:02Kellogg's healing regimens. And
- 1:05all of them suffered from overweight like President
- 1:08Taft or dyspepsia. And to
- 1:11be fair, Dr. Kellogg was ahead of his time in some
- 1:14areas. He championed exercise, clean air,
- 1:17bathing. And he was one of the early vegetarians,
- 1:20when most doctors were still prescribing arsenic and
- 1:23leeches. And again by surgical
- 1:25reputation, he was top tier. He'd
- 1:28even trained some at the prestigious
- 1:30clinic in the United Kingdom. He was a
- 1:33classmate of Charlie Mayo. And Charlie Mayo, who was one
- 1:36of the founders of the Mayo Clinic, noted that anytime he saw a
- 1:39scar, he could tell it was Dr. Kellogg's work because it
- 1:42was beautiful, small and complete.
- 1:45In fact, Charlie Mayo said that Kellogg was the best
- 1:48abdominal surgeon he had ever seen.
- 1:51But like a vintage bottle of snake oil,
- 1:53things got weird and fast.
- 1:56Let's talk about colons and their
- 1:58therapy now. Dr. Kellogg was a
- 2:01Seventh Day Adventist, which had a great
- 2:04influence on his thinking.
- 2:07But Dr. Kellogg also believed that 90% of
- 2:10all illnesses began in the colon. Constipation was
- 2:13the root of all things evil. He was the
- 2:15original gut health guy. But instead of probiotics and
- 2:18kombucha, he pushed daily enemas.
- 2:21Yogurt. Enemas, yes,
- 2:24yogurt up the back, sometimes
- 2:26followed by oral yogurt. That's right. He was a
- 2:29two way street kind of a doc. He believed
- 2:32flushing the bowel would rid the body of toxins,
- 2:35increase virility, and his favorite, prevent
- 2:38masturbation. That's right. His
- 2:41war wasn't just against constipation,
- 2:44it was against pleasure.
- 2:48Kellogg wrote extensively, painfully
- 2:50extensively, about the dangers of self
- 2:53pleasure. According to him,
- 2:55masturbation caused everything from epilepsy to
- 2:58acne to poor digestion to early death.
- 3:02All of it one hand in the pants, your
- 3:05Soul was halfway to hell. So he waged a,
- 3:07uh, culinary war on libido.
- 3:11This came from his influence in the Seventh Day Adventist,
- 3:14whose prophet, Mary Baker
- 3:17Eddy, believed that meats inflamed the passions.
- 3:21He believed bland foods could calm the passions. Which is
- 3:24how he got his original invention. Cornflakes.
- 3:27No sugar, no flavor, just
- 3:30bland libido. Crushing cereal.
- 3:33Imagine creating a food so boring, it
- 3:36was meant to extinguish lust. That
- 3:39was his brand. If you think Ozempic
- 3:42is an appetite suppressant, try a bowl of the
- 3:44Kellogg's original flakes. Your hunger,
- 3:47desire and your will to live all
- 3:50disappear by spoonful. 3.
- 3:52Now let's enter his brother. His brother was
- 3:55the younger figure, the bookkeeper of
- 3:58the Kellogg Sanitarium. But
- 4:01his brother was also business savvy and
- 4:04kind of hungry. And his brother, W.K.
- 4:06kellogg, saw potential in the cornflake.
- 4:09But he wanted to sweeten the deal. Literally. What about
- 4:12John Harvey Kellogg? Horrified because sugar was
- 4:15sinful and flavor encouraged moral declay.
- 4:18Well, WK Went rogue. Added sugar,
- 4:21built an empire, and sued his brother to keep the
- 4:24family name on the box. He won. And the
- 4:27rest is breakfast history. Dr.
- 4:29Kellogg's anti pleasure cereal became the sugary
- 4:32staple of American mornings. Precisely the
- 4:35opposite of what he intended. Irony,
- 4:38thy name is Kellogg. So what does science
- 4:41say? Now? Let's start with enemas.
- 4:44Outside of, uh, prepping for colonoscopy or the occasional
- 4:47medical necessity, you don't need one. Your
- 4:50colon cleans itself. That's literally what we call
- 4:53peristalsis is for daily enemas can
- 4:56actually harm your gut. Microbiome and
- 4:58yogurt better when it goes through the top.
- 5:01Preferably with berries, not with tubing.
- 5:04As for masturbation, perfectly normal, healthy, even
- 5:07lowers stress, improves mood, and has absolutely zero
- 5:10link to acne or digestive issues.
- 5:12Unless you're really multitasking. Wrong.
- 5:15And the idea is that certain foods can kill desire. Well,
- 5:18that's more about Victorian era shame than
- 5:21nutritional science.
- 5:24So let's do myth versus the Kellogg
- 5:26edition. Fiber prevents sexual
- 5:29desire. Fiber helps you poop. Your
- 5:32libido has nothing to do with your bowel movements. Unless you're on the first
- 5:35date, your colon needs regular
- 5:37cleansing. Fact, it is self
- 5:40cleaning. You're not a human swifter,
- 5:44Kellogg. Cornflakes were invented for help.
- 5:47They were invented to make you less horrible. Morning.
- 5:50John Harvey Kellogg was a complex man. A
- 5:53brilliant surgeon, a health visionary, and frankly, a
- 5:56zealot. He was obsessed with purity.
- 5:59A body, a mind, a bowel
- 6:02on a good side. He adopted a number of kids.
- 6:05Apparently, he never consummated his own
- 6:08marriage. And that obsession led to
- 6:11ideas that were as bizarre as they were
- 6:14influential. Today, we still live with a
- 6:16part of his legacy. Every time someone drinks a
- 6:19detox tea, swears off spices, or
- 6:22thinks yogurt belongs in the butt, we're seeing a
- 6:25little ghost of Dr. Kellogg float through the
- 6:28wellness culture. So here's a lesson, dear listener.
- 6:31Just because someone's a good doctor doesn't mean
- 6:34all our ideas are good. Even the best
- 6:37scalpel can be used to carve
- 6:40out nonsense.
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- 6:52colon we said hi. And remember, eat well,
- 6:55think critically, and if anyone offers you a yogurt
- 6:57enema, walk briskly in the other
- 7:00direction. This episode was written and directed by
- 7:03me, Dr. Terri Simpson. And while I am a board certified
- 7:06physician, I am not your physician.
- 7:08If you're going to make any nutritional changes, please talk with a
- 7:11registered dietitian and a board certified physician.
- 7:15Not a chiropractor and not some eastern train shame. And they haven't
- 7:17cured anybody. All things
- 7:20audio and distribution were by our friends at Simpler
- 7:23media. And the pod got himself Mr.
- 7:25Evotera. Until next time, I'm
- 7:28Dr. Simpson. Stay sharp, stay skeptical,
- 7:31and remember, yogurt belongs
- 7:34to start in the mouth.
- 7:42Hey Ivo, I'm kind of liking some
- 7:45yogurt based smoothies, but
- 7:48I drink them.
- 7:51Oh, thank the gods you didn't make a quip about self
- 7:54pleasure.