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Barking Frogs · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Not 100% sure where this message originally came from.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: What spawned the thought to send you this message?
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I was reading it and I thought, hey, this is a good one to read from the text line.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and this is from uh 3557.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: They said, Allie.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Allie.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: You need to check out the story of Anita LeBron, 82 years old of Minnesota.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: On July 16th, 2026, she went all the way to the state fighting for her assisted living facility to serve booze.
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  SPEAKER_01: Our heroine, they said.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's adorable.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: I thought, well, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: After watching Landman, I thought that they could have booze and assisted living.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I but I'm not sure how that goes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or there was another, there was another show with Ted Danson, and I can't remember the name of it.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: But there was also booze, but I think they limit it to like uh no.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: What was it?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it was it was within the past year, and it was pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, they had booze at the assisted living as well.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: But I think they limit it, especially based on what is your cognitive uh status, if you will.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean Scott, what's God forbid you really can't think straight if you can't think straight, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: What's the thing that I say when I fart, and I don't want to admit that I farted, but you hear the noise?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: Uh there's barking spiders?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, barking spiders, yes.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, in Texas.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: Could be the damn ants, if you know what I mean.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: The damn ants.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Could have been the ducks, you know.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Uh in Texas, they were fielding calls for dogs stuck in a storm drain.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: They responded, but it wasn't dogs.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: It was barking frogs.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: I guess for mating season, the frogs make what sounds like a bark.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: A bark.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my lord.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: And they thought that they were trapped in the sewer system.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: The department says uh the test to verify it was the frogs, uh would the they verified it was frogs.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: So now every time I fart and I make a noise, but I don't want to admit that it's a fart, I'm gonna say, Oh, barking frogs.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, sometimes what uh what comes out of your butt does make you wanna croak.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's all I got today.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: We can retire.