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R.I.P. Marley (The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 66) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What's up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,
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  I'm doing okay. I've been thinking about you
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  a lot. If I hit the opening music, would you
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  be ready to begin the show? Yes, I would, buddy.
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  Let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and
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  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. I'm
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  okay. I usually begin by going, what up, everyone?
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  Hey! I did it anyway. All right. We all know.
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  Yeah, we all know on this show that we talk a
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  lot of smack and we do prick in the news and
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  we call out radio for being terrible now and
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  blah, blah, blah. Also, as a broadcaster, I got
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  to sometimes not be a shock jock. And I am going
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  to give you the floor, Hank. You have about seven
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  or eight memories of your dog. Well, first of
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  all, how old was Marley when she passed? We had
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  her for almost 10 years, buddy. A decade of being
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  a legend. So do you want to just go through each
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  memory and then we'll talk about it? The number
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  one memory is the day we first adopted her. What
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  was that like? I was very happy. Marley is happy
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  to join our family. When you saw Marley, what
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  was it about her? When I saw my cat Luna, she
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  looked like she wanted to get out of this box
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  and I just fell in love with her eyes. Fell in
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  love with her eyes, yes. You fell in love with
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  Marley's eyes too? Yep. That's just beautiful,
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  Hank. What are some of your... So it says here,
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  whenever you were depressed, what would Marley
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  do? He would give me hugs. Yes. And also cheer
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  me up every time I get depressed. Whether it's
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  my dad yelling at me. Or... What did your dad
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  yell at you about? Not doing yard work. You got
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  to do the yard work, Hanky. My friends in church
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  offered to do the yard work sometime in the future.
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  That's very good. Okay. So what about the time
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  that you went on a Kansas vacation, which I didn't
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  know was possible? It was very depressing because
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  we wanted to bring her with us, but my dad said
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  no. So we had to leave her with the dog sitter.
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  Was your dad kind of a hard ass? Yes. So was
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  my dad. It's that generation. So I have it where
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  I went to Jacksonville about two months ago to
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  hang out with Lex and Terry on a vacation. And
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  I brought my cat. And as much as you miss bringing
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  the animal or as much as you miss them when you're
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  sleeping in a bed and they're not there. They
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  can also be a pain in the ass, Hank. No. Watching
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  Disney TV shows. What were some of the shows
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  you would watch? Bluey? Super Kitties. Super
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  Kitties. Did she ever look at the screen seeing
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  that it was a cat? Sometimes. I also like the
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  songs. The TV show Life of Derek. or PJ Masks.
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  I've heard of that. Hanky, were you ever into
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  Hannah Montana? Sometimes. Yeah, she's pretty
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  cool. And also this. Yeah. The TV show. I can't
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  think of the TV show we used to watch right now.
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  It's totally fine, buddy. You were going through
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  a lot. Too many. Too many to name. So what does
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  the autism PSAs you make have to do with Marley?
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  Without them. So would Marley kind of get excited
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  as a dog whenever that would happen? Yep. That's
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  very... And also Marley would get too happy when
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  she was a dog about my autism PSAs. Hank, I tell
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  you this all the time, dude. I forget... Now...
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  There's some autistic people that are antisocial
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  and you can kind of remember that they're autistic.
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  I forget that you're autistic because you're
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  such a brilliant broadcaster and such a good
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  guy, Hank, that you're just my friend. I love
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  you. You're the best. Thank you, buddy. I have
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  mild autism. I know. During the way my dog Buster
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  died. What was Buster like? Buster was an Australian
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  shepherd. We also had to perjury to sleep because
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  Buster died of that nasty C -word, which is cancer.
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  Yeah, I lost my dad and my uncle and my other
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  uncle to cancer. So I'll say it for you because
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  you're a religious good boy. Fucked cancer! That
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  felt good. So how did Marley cheer you up when
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  Buster died? Give me hugs. Watching more Disney
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  shows. Do you like any Pixar movies? Not really.
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  Really? I haven't seen a movie in a theater in
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  over 20 years. I forgot about that. Is there
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  a reason why you don't go to the movie theater?
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  Because they're too expensive. The food is too
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  expensive. And there's homeless people outside
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  looking for a... What's your line about a cup
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  of piss? The only thing I have for homeless people
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  is a cup of hot piss. I love it. This one, I
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  was thinking about you because I've lost two
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  cats in my life and they were both my siblings
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  growing up. And even like... For the dry fireworks.
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  Yeah. Marty hated it too. How hard has it been
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  not having her there when you sleep? Very, very
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  sad. What was it about fireworks she didn't like?
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  Everything. She escaped our yard a couple times
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  a few years ago. Yeah, my animal, I don't know
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  if you saw my video or heard the segment, my
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  cat went inside my wall. She's fine now. She's
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  sleeping on the bed, but she's a maniac. Maniac!
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  Just trying to lighten up the mood. Hank, I think
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  Listen to me. I didn't want to be too nosy and
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  message Smurfettas, but I think you guys should
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  get a dog and name it JV. If I had a female,
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  I would rename it Dreena. Or you can name it
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  Natasha. Okay. I don't know. I'm just thinking
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  of your doghouse days. I'm just saying, I think...
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  You should get a new dog. I think it would be
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  good for you. I think it would carry on the legacy
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  of Marley. I think you should get another dog
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  that doesn't look like the ones you had previously.
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  Just something new. Yes. Are you going to? Can
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  you talk to Smurfette about it? Yes. Have you
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  talked to Smurfette about it? Just think about
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  it. Give it time. Maybe it can be like a Christmas
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  present. Hammer and Hank, we've gone through
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  all the things you wrote down about Marley. Is
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  there anything else you want to say? Marley,
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  I'll see you again when we get to heaven. Hell
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  yeah. On that note, because we just talked about
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  heaven and it's a perfect transition. What do
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  you think? One second. Give me a second. Give
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  me a second. Give me a second. What do you think?
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  I'm playing right now. Is church going? We're
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  just finishing the study of Hebrews. And also,
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  speaker, Pastor John, that's J -O -N, not J -O
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  -H -N. Very important. How's church? How's Jebus?
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  Very good. Anything else from church? They feel
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  sorry for me ever since my dog passed away. I
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  wanted to ask you, let me turn off the church
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  music. So, you've been texting me and Blaine
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  that a lot of people online are liking your posts
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  about Marley. Where is this? Because I saw you
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  posted in a group about dogs passing away. Is
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  that one of them? Yes. And what are people saying?
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  praying for me to give me love yeah that that's
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  that's beautiful hank i've been thinking about
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  you a lot dude so um we have a listener comment
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  here hank i know that you gave marley the best
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  life ever and someday you will cuddle with her
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  in heaven again so there's a comment we got um
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  thank you buddy what is your radio memory of
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  the week my real memory is that I walked into
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  a radio station in Minnesota called KTRB, which
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  is an AM station, which played country music,
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  and KHOP, which is Dance Stereo 104, which was
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  the top 40 rock station back in the day, 1982.
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  You know what I was listening to as a radio geek
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  last night? Dennis Erectus. Dennis Erectus. There's
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  some cum in my radio. Because it was K -O -M
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  -E. Any other memories? That's it for this week.
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  Hank, we've been recording for 11 minutes and
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  11 seconds. Make a wish. My wish is to get a
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  new dog for my birthday, I believe. You will.
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  You will. Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music,
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  are you ready for Joke? Yes. All right, let me
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  play it. All right, Hank, let's do some jokes
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  in honor of Marley. Why did I bring a pencil
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  to the party? Why? Because I wanted to draw a
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  crowd. Mm -hmm. Why did I put my coffee on the
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  treadmill? Why? Because I wanted to do a little
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  stronger. Or be a little stronger. Why did I
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  take a loaf of bread to work? Why? Because I
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  wanted to make some dough. Or money. Or cabbage.
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  Cut it. Why did I bring a fan to my job interview?
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  Why? Because I wanted to look cool. Why? Why
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  did I bring battery to dinner? Why? Because I
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  need a little extra change or charge. Nice. Why
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  did I bring a pillow to the meeting? Why? Because
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  I already knew it was going to be a snooze. Why
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  did I take the shoes to the doctor? Why? Because
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  they needed to be healed. Why did I bring calculator
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  to the bar? Why? Because I wanted to... count
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  my drinks. Nice. Why do I put my paychecks under
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  my pillow? Why? Because I want to dream about
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  having money. Mm -hmm. And finally, why did I
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  bring a door to the comedy club? Why? Because
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  I want to work on my knock -knock jokes. Oh,
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  yeah. This is for the jokes. All right. Let me
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  put on some exciting music to announce something.
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  All right. Now. One second. Hank, we have a new
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  affiliate. IRN, Internet Radio Network at irnbroadcast
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  .com every Thursday at 6 .30 right before happy
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  hour at 7. So we are now on hot 97 .7 and we're
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  on in Fresno and we're on IRN. I need you to
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  clap. Clap right now. One more time. Clap. Nice.
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  Hank, I need you to friend request Mike Peter
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  later and then make a post about it, okay? I
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  did. You friend requested Mike Peter? Yeah. Did
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  you update it as a job on LinkedIn and Facebook?
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  Not yet. I'm saying later. All right. All right,
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  Hank, do you have trivia? Yes. All right, let
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  me hit the trivia music right now. Who has a
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  top 10 hit record right here, right now, back
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  in 1991? Uh, Marky Mark. Nope, Jesus Jones. Who
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  has a top 20 hit record, Good Vibrations, back
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  in 1991? Marky Mark! That's correct. That is
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  weird. That's weird. What's the rhymes? And that's
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  it for the music trivia for this week. Who had
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  the song Hit Em Up Style in 2001? Who had the
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  song Promiscuous Girl in 06? Let me guess. It
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  starts with an N and her last name ends with
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  an F. No. Nelly Furtado. My mind just went blank.
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  That's another good song by Ghetto Boys. No,
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  no, no, no. DJ Screw. It was Nelly Furtado. That's
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  right. And finally. My mind just went blank.
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  It's all good. Who rapped the song A -B -B in
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  07? Ain't that A? A -B -B. Hurricane. Hurricane
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  Chris. Hurricane Chris. Hell yeah. Hammer and
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  hang. Let me look at the prep right here. So
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  we have the new affiliate, ironbroadcast .com,
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  along with Hot 97 .7. But tell us about KCRH.
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  We're on KCRH every Tuesday and Thursday from
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  11 a .m. to 1 p .m. If you need to get a hold
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  of me, my Facebook. Is HammerHank949? Mm -hmm.
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  Excuse me. On Instagram at DJHammerHank. Is that
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  where people can send requests? Not requests.
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  You can send my sound requests through the Instagram
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  at DJHammerHank. Now, this is actually an upgrade
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  for you because you were only doing one day a
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  week, right? Yep. Good job, Hank. Good job, Hank.
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  Proud of you. Yeah. You're clapping. I love it.
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  Clap those cheeks. Do you have a prick of the
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  week? Nope. Buddy of the week, right? Buddy of
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  the week. Let me. Hank, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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  wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me play it right
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  here. Mm -hmm. Yo. Tune in to the show. It's
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  Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
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  it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and
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  shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just having
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  some fun. Buddy of the week. We're going to get
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  the crown. Hank bringing smiles. Shut the haters
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  down. On the airwaves. We breaking the code.
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  Streetwise vibes on this radio. Catch the vibe
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  when Hank spitting words so tight. All right,
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  what's your buddy of the week? Like sparks in
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  the night. Just Blaine and also all my buddies
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  at the Talk Radio Internet Radio Network, IRN.
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  All my buddies there and also just Blaine for
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  allowing us to extend our podcast. Hell yeah!
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  We love you, Blaine! Anybody else? That's it.
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  Anything else on your mind? That just about does
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  it for this week. All right, let me hit the music.
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  One sec. It just wants to load. Load! Right here.
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  We're going to get it to load. I'm professional
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  as fuck. There we go. All right. Hanky, sign
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  us off. I want to say what's up to all my buddies
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  out there, and also all my buddies who send me
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  a lot of love on Facebook, Twitter, which is
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  X now, and also Instagram. Old Passway, my buddies.
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  Marty Passway, and I'll talk to you real soon.
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  Peace in your hood. Love you, Hank. Love you
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  too, buddy. Bye. Bye. There he goes. Smurfette.
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  If you're listening, please give Hanky a dog.
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  It'd be good for him. Ha, yeah, yo. Yo, yo, yo.
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