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The Love Drive Relaunch Sneak Peek! · The Love Drive with Shaun Galanos

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  That's how my mom found out that I downloaded Grinder.
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  But you're not gay. But I'm not gay.
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  I have never been on Grinder. You have done a gayer thing than
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  I have. Are you like, relaunching this
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  podcast? So this podcast is the Love
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  Drive podcast. My name is Sean Gallinos, I am
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  your host. I've been a huge fan for a
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  really, really long time. And I used to call myself the
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  younger, straighter Dan Savvy. You're very easy to piss off.
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  Is that true? Yes.
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  And that's not a good quality. To be honest, it's obvious when
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  you're pissed. That's not true.
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  Like for the last couple years since my dad died, there's been
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  very little sex. There's been no very few dates,
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  no girlfriends. Like it's been a very lonely
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  place. One of the better, more quirky
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  first dates that I went on recently was going to the DMV
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  with somebody. Wow, now that's a great test of
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  people's leg tolerance for frustration.
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  The Love Drive is a no nonsense podcast.
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  It's funny. There will be nonsense.
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  I used to masturbate to Delia's catalogs.
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  Do you remember Delia's? I'm getting warm.
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  I have to take my my sweater off.
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  OK, me too. OK, let's have a strip sesh.
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  I don't want a long distance relationship, Jeff.
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  Too bad, motherfucker. The problem liberal women are
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  having right now on the dating apps is that men just lie.
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  Would we be in a better place where like, you know, quote UN
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  quote, straight men would feel more comfortable?
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  Yes, having sexual experiences or maybe not.
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  Listen, not if you're used to getting plowed, I guess.
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  Thank you for being here. Have a beautiful week and see
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  you soon.