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Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
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And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
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about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape flour.
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Edibles Strains. And everything in between.
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Welcome back, kids. Oh, Heidi Ho.
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And today we are going to be hanging out with.
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I've ever used. I love them.
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They're easy to clean and they're just, they hold
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everything inside really well so you don't lose a bunch because
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I've had other ones where I could lose some out the top, but
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Brandon's got the spinner top and I've got the the bean
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flicker. Yep, flick your bean.
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I got the spin the bean. I don't know, maybe it's some
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tongue action. Either way, you're going to get
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there, but today in our bombs, we have Jaeger.
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Jaeger. Thankfully it does not taste
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like dabbing Jaeger because I could imagine that would taste
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like shit. You don't like Jaeger?
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No I do but dabbing Jaeger. Oh dude, that black licorice.
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Taste I love black licorice. Do you guys like black licorice?
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I feel like it's a very. It's one of the almond flavour.
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You know what though? But I I Jaeger is a different
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type of drink. You got to have it real ice cold
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and it's amazing. You know, it was cool.
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I was talking and I kept getting more smoke coming out of my
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mouth. I didn't even see.
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That. Oh, that's hilarious.
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Yeah. I never did a lot of Jager on
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its own. I always did Jager bombs with
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Red Bull, but I don't drink energy drinks and I don't really
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drink a lot of Jager anymore. Yeah.
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And then the cool thing about Jager is that we've had it and
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other ones too. We've had purple platinum Jager.
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Weirdly enough, we couldn't find any information on that one, but
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we did get our hands on Jager and it's in a concentrate.
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Man I got to tell you this is a great like hybrid sativa leaning
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1 very awake. Very to my face.
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I don't feel a lot of body relaxation yet, but it's not
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like. It's a go juice one.
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I don't feel tightness in my chest, I don't feel a racing
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heart, I don't feel tightness in my shoulders.
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This is a very mellow but like. It sits slightly in your upper
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back, just slightly more of pressure to do this go go I.
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That's why I call it the go string.
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Like if you have enough, you're going to be super productive.
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If you have too much, what's too much?
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Well for me it was 3 sessions on my banger and then I went into a
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meeting and it cried my eyes out to no end and I was like I I
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could fully pay attention but it the side effect was my eyes it
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wasn't my. Brain, you just got to lean over
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to your neighbor and go, hey bro, would you spit in my eyes
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real fast? They're super dry and then get
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back to it. And then that same note, Brandon
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just sits there. Then all of a sudden there's
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like a female staff member next to him and he goes, hey, would
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you spit into my mouth? And then she just looks at him
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and he go, oh wait. Well, you think about that dude
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like it's. Man, damn.
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Jaeger is such a great strain for the reasons that most people
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don't. They're not looking for, right.
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A lot of people don't like, well, no, I'm not going to say a
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lot of people. There are people that have like
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this judgement on sativa strains.
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Oh, no, no, no judgment. Yeah, it's going to make me
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anxious. Oh no, no, I can't do that.
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I think it's because they it's still that hey, I only do.
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Wow. Oh, I'm falling.
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It's like terpenes don't exist and they're only going off of
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hey is this indica sativa or hybrid and going Oh well I had a
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bad experience with one that someone said was sativa and so
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since then I just don't touch those dude.
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I'm I'm like that, remember? Baba Kush at the beginning, go
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check it out. Holy shit.
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Set him on a a little bit of a unconscious fear of indica
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dominant strains for a minute. Yeah, it was probably for a good
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year. Yeah, we didn't.
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We didn't segue into many indica dominant strains through that
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first bit after. Which is really sweet because I
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didn't know that. I just figured that Brandon was
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like, this is what we're smoking today.
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I'm like OK. I had a big stash of them set
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aside for all the Indica dominant ones that I'm like, I
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haven't, we haven't touched the. But the thing was cool now
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though, is that you know, once you're able to get past it, and
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I really feel that understanding terpenes is where your your
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whole experience with cannabis starts to change.
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Yeah, and dosing. And like the episode we did with
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Louise that she talked about how, you know, she was thinking
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that there was something wrong 'cause she was using so much.
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And yet she listened to this show and it was like, oh, wait,
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no, I can be a functioning cannabis consumer out in society
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and still consume like I am. I don't have to think of myself
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as this Stoner. Like I'm making six figures a
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year. I'm being productive.
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I'm doing all of these things. Not what society has told me a
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Stoner is, you know. Well, that's The thing, is that,
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and we've allowed ourselves to get judged by it, I think.
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Yeah. Like if you had a little bit and
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you get in the car and you start driving, you get all paranoid
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thinking. You get pulled over by the cops.
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Or just in general, like going to the store, you know, like, oh
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shit, someone's going to know I'm high.
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Well, why? Why is it that you think that
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you're acting in some sort of fashion that makes you seem not
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OK in society? Because you're walking around
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being silly, smiling and. No one's doing that.
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Everyone is like stone faced staring at the phone and that.
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And if you're smiling and happy and talking to people and that
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they're like, oh shit, what's wrong with this person?
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Yeah. But the thing it's really funny
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is that once you start doing that and you guys, I'm sure many
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of you have felt the same thing and you've had 'cause you had
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these things happen to you where those who used to go.
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I could never do that start to ask you questions about it and
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then they get pulled into it, friends, family, random
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strangers and it, it is quite interesting.
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But I find that the thing to tell them about that, that's
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where I've been and I'm glad that you talked about the terps
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is that I talk about terpenes now.
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I don't talk about strains. I don't talk about indica,
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sativa or hybrid. Those are all afterthoughts.
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The name is just a great way to say, oh, I felt really good with
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that. Like a unique strain to Utah,
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which I feel bad for all of you was Cougar Piss.
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Yeah. And it is one of the best
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strains I've ever had. Incredibly pleasant.
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It was a very good experience. But it does the things that
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we're talking about. Side effects mean you might talk
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to strangers or be nice. Right.
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Like, get out of your head. Oh, my gosh.
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I so I spent the last few days down in Zion.
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Yeah. And we went to this this
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restaurant. Down.
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In the middle of Zion area, it was called Wild Time, and they
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have this sign down in there right inside the lobby, and it
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says we don't have a Wi-Fi password.
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Pretend it's old times and you actually have to talk to people.
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It's just like, Oh my God, yeah, that was amazing.
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I love that. I love that there's no cell
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service down here. I love that.
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It's like just in this beautiful Canyon and Emily and I just had
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dinner outside. There was like vineyards and
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beautiful grass and trees and mountains.
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And it was like the most incredible experience.
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And at once did we think about, oh, shit, we don't have cell
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service. But it was.
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And that was random. This is a good string guys.
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This is, it's introspective and it says it can be Spacey, but I
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don't know, like I don't feel like a new consumer.
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Yeah, I could see them feeling Spacey.
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So it's a slow go low and slow, always low and slow.
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Do you think that's just because it's different than what they're
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used to? I was trying to think.
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That's why people judge into because sativa hybrid, that's it
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automatically puts them into a place.
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It's like saying like, oh, this person's from such and such
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place in the world. What does that mean?
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Yeah, well, they do these things, so they immediately
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judge it, right? But then you find out they're
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like, I don't do those things with.
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Chocolate. Well, it was like, Mormons,
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let's go there because, well, we're very familiar with that.
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Like when I first went out knocking doors in Kentucky with
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Vivint ages ago, and I still was a Mormon.
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And they're like, oh, do you have horns?
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How many wives do you have? I'm like, fuck one.
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Do you know how? Why would you want more than
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one? Do you know how hard it is to be
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like one woman? I wouldn't want to have to deal
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with more than one person all at the same time.
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That sounds like way too much stress.
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Dude, just look in the Bible at the end of Genesis.
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I mean, there's this guy in there and he wants this one
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chick and he's the dad's like, yeah, you got to marry the
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oldest one first. And he's like, and then all of
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it me, he just has more and more and then his wives can't bear
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any children. So the woman's like, well then
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have Moss 7th you know, like a seed inside her.
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Right. And that was a story.
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It wasn't a story of saying, hey, this is the way that guy
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had a horrible life. It was constantly fighting with
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all these women. And then he's like, I got to get
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out of here. And he tries to run away.
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And then the king follows him, says, hey, I'm going to fuck,
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kill you. You can try and run off with
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everybody. Like, no, no, no, I'm good.
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That's a warning. Why would you ever want to do
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that? Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't understand the early Mormons.
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What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know either, but it's
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it's that thing of like, hey, you are from this place or you
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have this certain label or that. So you must think or believe or
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be this type of person in this type of way.
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And it's like, man, that's so disconnected from how individual
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all of us truly are. Do we live around so many
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Mormons, so many Latter Day Saints, whatever.
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And they're great people. They're loving.
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I love those people. I love all.
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I don't. I don't love a religion or a
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sect. I love people.
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I don't care. Where you are, we are.
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We are both astronauts. We're all astronauts together.
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Super high. Well, we're high, but we're also
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on a rock spinning in Infinity. Flying through space, Yeah.
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Yeah, we're all. Fellow travellers and it's, you
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know, I'd rather get along with all the other ones.
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Welcome, astronauts. We're going to be crying over.
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Here, soon we have a problem. Jesse is high as shit.
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Yeah, help us land. I'm getting high It's but that's
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what's cool about like, you know, that's why we always joke
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around about with people like we convert more people to cannabis
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than to Christ. And the reason why is that if
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you want to be closer to that feeling of love, acceptance of
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non judgmental, like how many conversations have you had with
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random people that you never would before?
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So many for cannabis. So oh.
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Due to cannabis so many but like before I was way more of a judge
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mental asshole. Well, it wasn't.
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I don't think you were an asshole.
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I think it's. Just no but like you.
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Only knew so much. If I were to look back, I would
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go, man, I was kind of a judge, mental asshole.
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Some of the things I said or did or perspectives that I had, it
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was from ignorance and what I knew at the time.
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But over time and education and learning and opening my mind to
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other perspectives and things, I've gone, holy shit, there's
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way more out there than anything I knew.
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And so now I feel like I know that much versus before, you
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know? Yeah, and that's the cool part
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though, man. It's like, you know, it's not to
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look at one of right and wrong. It's just different
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perspectives. And, you know, it's easy to get
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caught up emotionally with that. But that's where I say, like,
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cannabis has been such a great conduit to helping us better
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understand. Like without cannabis, I
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wouldn't do things right now that I am really enjoying.
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And I do that because I tell that to other people.
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Like I had that event at that bar and people kept asking me
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like, hey, you want to get a drink, You want to drink.
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And I had an open tab. I get whatever I wanted, but I
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wouldn't be connected. I believe that alcohol too much
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in that helps for you to divide. Alcohol is an isolation drug.
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You want to be by yourself sometimes you want to be around
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others. But the thing that you commonly
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fall into is I drank too much and I don't remember.
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You remember I've been blackout drunk before.
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The only thing I remember is not wake, not falling asleep.
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I didn't remember falling asleep, but it's never I did
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shit and I forgot it. I remember what I did.
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There's moments of the very first time that I actually got
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drunk that I don't. I honestly have no idea
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anything. There's totally that night and
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I'm like I have no clue but it was.
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I hadn't really ever drank much and I was sitting outside of a
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dance with my ex wife's brother. He was going through shit and he
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had put Soko in a Doctor Pepper bottle for me and I had finished
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that whole Doctor Pepper bottle and they were just sitting in
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the car waiting, talking still. And so as I'm sitting there
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listening to him, like, man, I starting to feel something.
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It feels nice. And I never drink.
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I've never drink liquor. I don't know that you don't
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drink it straight out of the bottle when you don't have any
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sort of tolerance. And so as I'm waiting there, I
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keep just drinking off the bottle, straight off the bottle.
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And we get inside and we're standing in line to get inside
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and it's 152025 minutes to get inside.
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I don't remember moments after that.
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It comes in like flashes. Yeah, your consciousness comes
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in flashes, like you, you straight up.
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Like you're on autopilot and you're just so disoriented,
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like. Like, I don't.
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Yeah, it's like I remember being at certain points and then
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everything else between the night, I could not tell you what
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happened. Yeah, you're just kind of being
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LED around. Like I don't even remember
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anything that happened. Dude, I remember I was in the
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Navy. We went down to Tijuana back
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when you could just walk across and it was a long time ago,
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guys. And when it it was back in the
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1900s. But.
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We walk across, we go. And at that time, Tijuana was
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very different from today's Tijuana.
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And so that time it, it, it was, it was, it would be classified
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as a very scary place for many people.
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And. When you first went.
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No, I've been there since I was a kid.
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But when when I was there in the Navy, it was a different
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Tijuana. Year was that. 98.
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Really. Because I went in 2002.
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Yeah, very different than this one had, like some of the old
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cobble streets. You know.
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Now it's like beautifully paved roads.
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There's actual store storefronts because there were storefronts
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then too. But we went during night time,
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not daytime, not the commerce side, and it's just a night life
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there. And this one place we went to,
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it's like $12.00, but it's open bar until 5:00 AM.
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Geez. So you pay the ticket, then you
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go in. The one thing I should have done
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was stick to beer, but I had mixed drinks and I ate the ice
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and it Montezuma's Revenge hit me immediately and I was
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throwing up constantly in there. And then I came back in.
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I'm getting the spins. And then it's a series of
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flashes of events of me getting to the border and then being put
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together enough to say American citizen while I hold up my
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military ID. And it was I.
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And then I woke up at the ship with sand in my ear.
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Yeah, see that's why I don't like drinking as much I or if I
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have drinks now it's like 1 drink because I know that I I
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don't like that. I don't like the feeling of
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drunk shitty. No control.
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Yeah, hangovers or like, but I don't remember what happened or
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I would never have done that. That's why I think they call
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them spirits because it does it can enhance your spirit or
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possess you with 1. And I think it is because you
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meet people that get you're just really shitty drunks.
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They're me, they're abusive, they're they're obnoxious.
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You get the happy ones too, but then it's like a fake cat, all
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those sad ones of the world. You get all sorts of ones, yeah.
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See, but The thing is, if I'm sad and I smoke weed, I don't
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cry. I ponder and I think about like,
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where is this coming from? Why am I?
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Why am I focusing so hard on something that really it doesn't
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have an impact on anything? I think that cannabis has
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actually allowed me to feel a lot more me too, and that's
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probably what's made me less of an asshole.
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You're. Not an asshole.
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Is that like, I don't think I like even my kids now.
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They're like, Dad, do you? I never see you cry, like, Or if
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I do cry, they're like, what the hell?
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You never cry. Yeah, I don't cry.
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Like I don't, I don't know. I just, it was something growing
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up you didn't do and being small or if you cry, you're going to
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get picked on even more so you don't cry.
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But I think that cannabis has actually given me the ability to
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be OK feeling and allowing myself to cry.
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But I'm not one that usually sit in it.
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I'll allow myself to feel it and then I'm like, OK, but that
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isn't this moment. This is the moment, the thoughts
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I'm feeling. Yeah, basically thoughts that
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cause feelings. So and then I changed that
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because I go, well, I allowed myself to cry and feel this, but
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this isn't this moment. This isn't the reality of the
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second I'm in. I'm allowed to let that go.
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I cried. I felt whatever emotion I needed
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to maybe release. So now I can hopefully process
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and move to the next stage. Yeah.
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Whereas maybe I think before I just held on to shit.
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Yeah, And you know, and that's a good perspective that I you
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saying that like it's allowed you to feel and what cannabis
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has done for me, because I was very emotional, like when I felt
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emotions, it was strong anger and sadness and love.
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But now I tend to like, I don't feel the need to constantly
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feel. I mean, when something tragic
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happens, I'm sad. But before, when life was being
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hard. I would get sad sometimes
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feeling like a failure and all that, but what cannabis has
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allowed me to do is just going, well, what can we do?
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Like it slows things down enough to my mind to go and all right,
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we don't have to have all these problems.
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And is this a real problem or is this a manufactured problem?
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And you get so introspective and and deep thinking about it that
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it allows you to be able to go cool.
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Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is because I think that those
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moments of happiness should outweigh the sadness, regardless
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of whatever is going on. And cannabis has allowed me to
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like, I mean, and many of you may feel the same way, but it
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has really brought me closer to God.
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It really has because I know the God that I believe in doesn't
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doesn't wish any bad to come upon anybody just because of the
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choices that they make. It's who are you and how do you
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live? How do you honor the two things?
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The, the, the, the biggest things that I feel to ask, like
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love me fully and then love everybody else.
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What is that teaching you? Love, love, that's it.
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It's just love, love it. It's not like either or it's
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love love. And when you start doing that
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and start going around like that event I did, I fucking smoke
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like 2 bowls before I went in. Like I fucking roasted those
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motherfuckers with some OG Kush. Sounds delicious.
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Yes it was. And I came in there just like I
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just need water. That's it.
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Anyone else parched? You have really bad cottonmouth,
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right? Now, oh man, it was, but it was
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so awesome because you know when you bring that presents and if
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you're feeling kind of worried about you know, family members
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or friends, it will look down upon cannabis.
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The only reason why they'll look down upon cannabis is because of
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you, so remove that judgement of yourself.
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And the stigma and mis education, but if you can slowly
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introduce to them the. Show who you are, you know, I
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mean, they're not going to think any less of you because they'll
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be like, wow, the only thing that's going to do, it's going
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to invite them in. Brandon has experienced that in
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depth. I, I just don't care.
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And I'm like, Yep, I do this. And but Brandon grew up in a
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very different household and, and he grew up in one that's
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very common in Utah. And that's the sad part.
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And because of that, you know, it really creates this unneeded
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divide. So let go of the the, the
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biggest thing with your family members, especially if you're
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Utahns and you if you're Mormon and you smoke marijuana and
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you're hiding it, just be awesome.
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You're more Christ like the other person.
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And don't think that as like a better thing.
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You just go in like, yeah, I'm fulfilling the call.
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I'm chilling out. I'm not judging, this strain is
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fucking awesome. Yeah, it's wild.
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It's supposed to be like a very chill, relaxed, happy.
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Like I don't feel hazy. Like it's not a hazy foggy.
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I don't feel couch locked. I just feel good.
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Yeah, I feel really good. You guys check out Jaeger, get
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yourselves a bomb. They have these little tiny
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portable ones that we don't use on the show much.
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Yeah, the magic bean. Yeah, magic bean.
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Flick the bean on there. You know, that's we're all about
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that bean munchers, Munchers. We're a bunch of munchers.
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All right, kids. Hey, go down there.
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Code below. And yeah, also check out Hemper
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Co. They've got some great stuff
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too. We we love them.
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We haven't got a box yet from them for April.
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No big deal. But our favorite goodies are all
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below. So check them out.
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Catch you next week. Bye bye.