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Episode 69: Funeral Jeans · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: No minors, mature audiences only.
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  Speaker 2: We were trying to figure out, would you say, how
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  Speaker 2: the dogs were related to each other.
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  Speaker 1: In the family?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm dog sitting for my parents, so my
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  Speaker 3: parents' dog is over here. So I also have a dog, Lucy.
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  Speaker 3: So my parents' dog is Annie. How are Lucy and
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  Speaker 3: Annie related? So we broke it down. We came to
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  Speaker 3: the conclusion that Lucy would be the aunt to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Lucy's your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And Annie's your sister. Annie's your sister. Exactly. And I
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  Speaker 2: can see the resemblance. They look a lot alike. We
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  Speaker 2: never shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of barking. Real bitchy. They don't like people.
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  Speaker 1: Very vocal.
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  Speaker 2: I've never met someone who has to be in the
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  Speaker 2: public and working in the public. The working, the public
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  Speaker 2: doesn't like people.
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  Speaker 1: I've never met somebody. People. You like people. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: people person to some degree. Yeah. It's a disclaimer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm being, let me be candid with the, with
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  Speaker 4: the guests, not with the, with the listeners.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, there are others.
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  Speaker 4: I got my first, uh, babysitting assignment with my niece,
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  Speaker 4: one year old niece.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Big, big steps for, for old tie over here. Do
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  Speaker 2: you think it took a, uh, this long for a reason?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I think yes.
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  Speaker 2: And the caveat, the, the, the, also it would have
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  Speaker 2: taken longer if there weren't like, dire situations that needed
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  Speaker 2: it i was got i was certainly have you have
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  Speaker 2: you ever felt like you were the last option of
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  Speaker 2: something oh yeah all the time yeah it's not a
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  Speaker 2: great feeling no but it's worse when you being the
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  Speaker 2: last option but it's something you really want to do
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  Speaker 2: so you have to do it because normally i'd be
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  Speaker 2: like i'm not doing that i'm the last ditch option
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  Speaker 2: fuck you guys it's like this time i was like
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  Speaker 2: okay i'll do it anything you guys want you crumbled
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  Speaker 2: i crumbled but no uh you know, she shouldn't make
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  Speaker 2: people feel like the last option.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a good excuse to be late. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you that.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I did freak out. I was like, Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: It totally spaced my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: Also I'm forgetting shit like a lot lately.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you can't put, you can't put socks on. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that was not, I didn't forget that. That was an,
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  Speaker 4: that was a decision. I love when people are like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: like this lady was like, um, she was checking me out.
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  Speaker 4: And I, she said, uh, sure she was, she wasn't,
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  Speaker 4: she was like, look at those full, those mosquito riddled ankles. Um,
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  Speaker 4: she was like cashier checking me out. And then she
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  Speaker 4: was like, uh, your total is like 10 60.
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  Speaker 1: And then she goes, wait, I lied.
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  Speaker 4: It's 10 75. I'm like, you didn't lie. Um, You
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  Speaker 4: just didn't know. Yeah, you got it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I lie.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, no, you didn't lie to me. Don't give yourself...
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  Speaker 4: You just... You thought that was the thing, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you don't have to take fucking the blame of
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  Speaker 4: a liar. That's a big, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, can we talk about phrases we don't like? You
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  Speaker 3: don't like when people say that they lied? I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: you what I don't like. When people refer to their
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  Speaker 3: sports team as we.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we won.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we, we gotta do this or we gotta do that.
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  Speaker 3: What are you on the fucking team? Like I hate,
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  Speaker 3: I hate this.
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  Speaker 2: Your hatred for this does not surprise me at all.
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  Speaker 1: Just bothers me. And I hear everybody, everybody does it too.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody does it. Well, I'll do it, but I only
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  Speaker 1: do it to other. Of course. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I only do it to people that are also doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Like I would never go to you like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: would say the Eagles, the Eagles, the Eagles lost yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be like we lost yesterday, but if we
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  Speaker 4: were talking about the Eagles and bitching about the, like
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  Speaker 4: the game, I'd be like, yeah, dude, we fucking suck
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  Speaker 4: this year.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like that. Acceptable. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Can't use it around him. I'm sorry, man.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, do it.
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  Speaker 4: So if you see Joel out in the public and, and,
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  Speaker 4: and just know this, he is a people person, but
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  Speaker 4: do not under any circumstances.
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  Speaker 1: What is your pet peeve? My pet peeves? Yeah. Or
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  Speaker 1: the phrase you don't like. Oh, I mean, we've talked
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  Speaker 1: about it before.
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  Speaker 2: I hate when people call you like chief and boss
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  Speaker 2: and shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking hate it so much. That's condescending. You know, listen.
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  Speaker 2: My weight has gone up and down and up and
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  Speaker 2: down over my adulthood, right? I hate when a motherfucker
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  Speaker 2: comes at me with big guy.
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  Speaker 1: Big guy, fuck you. I'll go nuts on big guy.
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  Speaker 1: I am not 300 pounds, all right? Not that big.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, before we press open, let me get your take
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  Speaker 3: on this. Becker and I go to a funeral last week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. This motherfucker shows up in jeans and a t-shirt. No,
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  Speaker 1: I did not. No, I did not.
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  Speaker 2: I wore dark jeans. Were you digging the hole? Listen,
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  Speaker 2: like dark blue jeans and I had a black sweater on.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I wore.
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  Speaker 3: Jeans at a funeral? I was just fucking passing through.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad now. But that's just it. You weren't
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  Speaker 1: passing through. You stayed longer than I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did stay a little bit longer than I did.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't stay the whole time, though.
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  Speaker 4: Here's my theory, right? If you wear jeans to a funeral,
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  Speaker 4: you better... Throw dirt on the... You better cover the
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  Speaker 4: fucking thing.
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  Speaker 2: Cover the fucking thing?
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  Speaker 1: You better cover it up. You know how they have
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  Speaker 1: the guy with the backhoe? Yeah. At the cemetery, the
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  Speaker 1: backhoe's idling. Yeah, yeah. He's got that thing choked out.
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  Speaker 1: He's allowed to wear jeans. The priest is doing a speech.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, our dearly beloved, and you just hear some
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  Speaker 1: backhoe like.
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  Speaker 1: You should be like, shut that thing off. I got
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  Speaker 1: a shovel. I got jeans on.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I want to be that guy in that fucking back.
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  Speaker 4: I was so bad. Just gassing it while they're just
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  Speaker 4: in morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I could hear the priest is still going,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but no one can hear. It's just like
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  Speaker 2: every other word, you know, Jesus again.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Oof.
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  Speaker 2: That was a tangent already. So next time you're going
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  Speaker 2: to wear what?
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  Speaker 1: Dress pants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do better. Sorry. It wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: If it was going to be there for the full-blown thing,
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  Speaker 2: it would have been a little bit different.
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  Speaker 1: But you were there for the full-blown thing. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: stay for.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I hate this so much. Viewing this so much. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: was it a viewing or a funeral?
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  Speaker 5: Both.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. A viewing, you can maybe get away
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  Speaker 1: with jeans, but a funeral is. is did you was it.
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  Speaker 2: For fuck's sake i don't want to talk about this
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  Speaker 2: any longer.
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  Speaker 3: Good you know what welcome to my life i don't
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  Speaker 3: want to talk about this anymore i say how many
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  Speaker 3: times have i said that i'm gonna rename the show
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  Speaker 3: that yeah real i don't want to talk about this
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  Speaker 3: anymore this is episode 69 by the way tyler rothrock
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  Speaker 3: is on let's start the show.
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  Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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  Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth.
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  Speaker 1: Theory, and THC collide.
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  Speaker 5: Let's spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The
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  Speaker 5: Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joel rolls up to this funeral home and he
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  Speaker 2: looks good. I said, you look really good. And he goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you look like you're going to an offspring concert.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ. Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Joel's like, they're making me drive the hearse.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know, I just, I'm old school like that, man.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: With that, episode 69. Episode 69. That's my favorite number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You wanted to be on this particular show, so
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  Speaker 2: I made it happen.
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  Speaker 1: So you're welcome. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Scheduled around everybody else for you. I appreciate that. And
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  Speaker 2: you were still an hour late. And you showed up
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  Speaker 2: super fucking late.
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  Speaker 1: You got the big star.
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  Speaker 2: I'm reminding you again. You're our most famous guest. Tyler,
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  Speaker 2: what would you wear to a funeral? Um, I, my,
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  Speaker 2: my stock would depends, uh, golf pants, polo.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But if I'm going to the funeral, I'll throw on
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  Speaker 4: like a button up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. But never jeans, right? I'm sure I have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure I have, but I, it's not good. It's
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  Speaker 1: not a good look. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Then, uh, Becker and I, Becker was my assistant at
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  Speaker 3: the wedding. I DJed this past weekend and it did
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  Speaker 3: cross my mind that, Maybe I should text him and
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  Speaker 3: remind him that he can't wear jeans to this wedding.
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  Speaker 2: No, fuck off. Like some child for fuck's sake.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you never know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: You never know. Can I tell a quick story about jeans? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Interrupt me if I've already told this story. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Did I tell the story about the STD clinic? He
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  Speaker 2: might interrupt you anyway, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to interrupt you anyway.
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  Speaker 4: STD clinic, huh? I got, I, this is probably 10
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  Speaker 4: years ago. I went to get a free STD check, right?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: In Bethlehem. And, uh, that's as much as I'll give. Like,
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  Speaker 4: if you know this place, I do recommend it, but, um,
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  Speaker 4: so I, I, I'm walking in and I'm freaked out, right?
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm thinking I have STDs. So I, I'm, I'm
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  Speaker 4: walking in and there's, there's this dude trimming the hedges
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  Speaker 4: in blue jeans and a wife beater, you know, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: you know, whatever you want to call it. And, uh, Dude,
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  Speaker 4: he's trimming these hedges and I give him a nod.
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  Speaker 1: He says, Hey, how you doing? I'm like, I'm okay.
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  Speaker 4: And then, so I go inside and there, there's a
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  Speaker 4: receptionist there. She's like, all right, the doctor will be
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  Speaker 4: right with you. Go back and sit. And she has
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  Speaker 4: me sit in the back where like, they're going to
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  Speaker 4: draw blood and everything. And so I'm sitting there waiting
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  Speaker 4: for this doctor to come back.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So I hear a door open and I hear this
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  Speaker 4: guy come back. It's the fucker in the jeans. And the,
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  Speaker 4: the doctor was trimming the hedges, but.
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  Speaker 1: He throws a shirt. He's all sweaty. He's got grass
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  Speaker 1: clippings all over him.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, uh, are you the guy that's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be drawing blood he's like yeah i am and then
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  Speaker 3: uh and then so he draws my blood and i'm
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  Speaker 3: like what the hell all right whatever this is this
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  Speaker 3: is crazy it's free so i guess that's what you're
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  Speaker 3: paying for and then the receptionist comes back she goes
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  Speaker 3: there's a phone call for you goes.
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  Speaker 1: Who is it she goes it's the fbi I swear
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  Speaker 1: to you this happened. Oh, my God. But here's what
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  Speaker 1: I'll say. No free ads, but.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to go and guarantee that you're not
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  Speaker 4: going to have an STD, go get tested there. Cause
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure they don't even test.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they just dump your blood in the,
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  Speaker 3: down the drain and just say, Nope, you're good.
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  Speaker 2: The results you're looking for.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez.
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  Speaker 4: You do not want to get blood drawn by a
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  Speaker 4: guy in blue jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: That all stems back to me. Shut up! I hate
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  Speaker 1: you so much.
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  Speaker 2: I want to start the show, all right? I'm done
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  Speaker 2: talking about it. Good God.
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  Speaker 4: He had to go to his landscaping job afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: You're so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: You're so fucking dumb. Anyway, all right, we've got 10
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  Speaker 2: questions in 60 seconds we're going to throw at you,
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  Speaker 2: all right?
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  Speaker 4: The rapid round.
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  Speaker 1: It's about time we start the show, huh? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have your lucky jeans on?
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  Speaker 3: Stop talking about what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We'll move on, right? You're such an asshole. Alright, ready?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready. The game begins in 3, 2, 1.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, Tyler Rothrock.
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  Speaker 3: What's the world's most populated continent?
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  Speaker 1: Asia. Asia, yes.
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  Speaker 3: What social media platform was started in 2023 as a
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: rival to Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: Threads. Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 1: Is this going against my time? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You made me laugh, asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: That's so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 1: Where are we at? I don't know. Ask Joel.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the end? We only did two things. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it from the beginning. Okay. The game begins in three, two, one.
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  Speaker 1: We can do this. We can do this. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's focus. All right. What's the world's most populated continent? Asia.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Threads.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, correct.
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  Speaker 3: This is what happens when we record the show a
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  Speaker 3: fucking hour later, you know?
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's my fault. Yeah, it is. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get through a question.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: It is. The one that he couldn't get through.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: What country is the birthplace of jerk chicken?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Jerk chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yep.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: What retail store slogan is save money, live better?
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Gap? No.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: A 1994 study showed that children did better in school
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  Speaker 3: if they were fans of what TV show?
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  Speaker 1: Rugrats.
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I agree with you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Arnold.
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  Speaker 1: No. 1994. 60 Minutes? What kid is watching 60 Minutes?
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. A fucking nerd.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Both Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of what
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  Speaker 2: college or university?
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Harvard?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Epstein?
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  Speaker 3: What were we going to say? No, I was not
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: going to say that. Epstein University? Sounds like Trump University.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Same thing. That's where I went. I got my degree there.
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  Speaker 4: That's how you learned how to read, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. Next one. All right.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: On a Windows keyboard, control plus Z is the shortcut
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: for what?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Control plus Z. I don't know. We're on. I'm an
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Apple guy.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: What dog breed gets its name from the German word
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: for nose or muzzle?
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  Speaker 1: Shepard, Herman Severn? Schnitzel, Schnitzel. Schnitzel, Schnitzel. Weiner Schnitzel.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Close.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Schnauzer. Schnauzer. Fuck, I used to have one of those.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: And the bonus question was?
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  Speaker 1: What's 80 minus 11? 69?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, episode 69. I did that for you because you
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be on the show and everything. Man, that
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: took a long time to get through. A lot of
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: that we have to keep somehow. That was very funny.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I got the giggles. Yeah, we all did. Yeah, but
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: that was bad.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I got the giggles about Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: There are worse things to get the giggles about Michael
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  Speaker 4: Jackson for.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I got in it last week.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I got in a giggle fit over him talking about
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: people on stilts falling down. And I had this visual
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: of it. I was losing my mind. And I laughed
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: for like four minutes and I couldn't stop. Oh, from
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: fucking Billy Madison? Well, he has a fear of people
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: being on stilts and them falling down. Like when he
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: sees people on them, he worries about that.
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  Speaker 1: How often are you around people on stilts? I feel
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: like I keep seeing people on stilts. I do. Stop
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: going there. Really? I was at the, believe me, it's not.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Are you traveling with the carnival? Well, that's just it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I was at the Ren Faire against my better judgment.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, tell me about the Ren Faire. We don't have time.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: We don't have time. I want to hear about it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: That was in a previous episode.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: You're going to a funeral.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: There's a guy in blue jeans and a guy wearing stilts.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Which one is better?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Why would somebody be in stilts at a funeral? Why
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: would somebody be in jeans at a wedding? Ask him.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't wear jeans. Oh, my fucking God.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did, though. I hate it so much. Or
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: a funeral. A funeral. I'm sorry. A funeral.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go into random thoughts. I like this part better.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Blazed and confused. Random thoughts. My first random thought is,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: what do you think is proper attire for a funeral?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Because I think you should at least wear, like, you know,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: dress pants, like an addenda, a suit coat, maybe.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A coat. Okay.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: The sport jacket jeans look with like tennis shoes is
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: the worst look of all time.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You think? Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I hate that look. I pull that off sometimes though. Well, yeah,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, whatever. I guess you do. I guess you
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: pull it off. Yeah, sure.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I wear that when I DJ sometimes. I wear like
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: black jeans, but then I'll see. Are you allowed to
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: wear black jeans, but then wear like a blue sport
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: coat over.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Like a T-shirt? You're asking the wrong person, but I
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: bet not.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: See, I think you are, though. Why not? Black jeans
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: makes the outfit universal. I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Even if he had black jeans, that
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: would have been.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Jesus. Come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Anyway, aside from that, we have other things to talk about.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I wrote these for you. Go for it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I promise I'll stop talking about Becker wearing jeans to
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: the funeral.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks. All right. You got it. Yeah. And thanks for
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: not wearing jeans at a wedding either. I appreciate it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Okay. Oh, perfect.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Speaking of the wedding... I read Becker's random thoughts. Someone
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: asked Joel over the weekend if I was his dad.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, that happened. Oh, man. Shoot me and get it
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: over with.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: No, but they didn't ask if you're my dad because
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: they looked at you and thought, oh, wow, that's Joel's dad.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: They asked because I used to work with my dad
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: every week.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they've seen your dad?
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. Do I look like your father? I mean, no, but.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: How old's your dad? I don't know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: How old's your father? I don't know. 60 something.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: 69.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I'm 42 years old. I don't think we look alike.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I'm telling you. The way that
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: she asked. You took offense to it? Not really.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I was just kind of like, oh, God, am I
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: really that old? But no, I'm 14 years older.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it's because I've DJed for this family before.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: And probably every time that I've DJed for this family
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: in the past. I've had my father there as my assistant.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And then instead of them seeing my father, they saw you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: So she said, is that your dad?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That does make it weirder.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's already seen your father.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And do you think he looks like me now?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I think probably the question in her mind was, that's
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: not Joel's dad. But she was maybe confused on.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: How she was. Did you hear her say this? No,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: you came over and told me right after.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, did I really? Maybe it was the way that I...
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: reiterated what she said that was wrong.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Cause it didn't come off as weird. He came over
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: and he goes, she asked, she asked me if you
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: were my dad.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, what? Jesus Christ.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway, what else did I write down?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I read Becker's random thoughts. I feel like I'm always
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: running out of toothpaste. Why don't they make toothpaste tubes bigger?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Isn't that a valid question?
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: No.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: How often do you guys brush your teeth?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Twice a day? Yeah, two times a day. How often
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: do you buy toothpaste? I don't know. Well, how much
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: toothpaste are you using? Just one little thing on top.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Just like one. You're not supposed to. It's not a meal, right?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I don't eat it. Okay.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: No, I just have one splooging. What do you call that?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? I don't know, but not splooging. Yes,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that is what it's called. All right. I'll tell everyone.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Let me contact my associates at Colgate and be like,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: how many splooges are in your toothpaste tube?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Per use.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, I just think that I am constantly
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: running out of toothpaste. I don't know how often. But
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: why can't they just be bigger so you don't have
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: to go to the store as often to buy them?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: They do make them bigger. Where? Yeah, do you have
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the tiny ones? They're like, you know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: He does the travel size ones.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: You got to fit them in his bag.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Jeans that's why travel size fucking toothpaste with only one
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: or two splooges in each thing.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Put it in my little side pocket here. What do
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: they call that? Where you put your lighters?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You always keep that thang on you. Those are probably
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the same jeans as last week. They are not. These
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: are obviously... Oh, my God. Are those the funeral jeans?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Those aren't his funeral... I'm not a fucking hillbilly. Jesus Christ.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Those are his job review jeans. They're not his funeral jeans.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: His funeral jeans are nicer.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I hate this so much. That's fine, though. I deserved it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Taking it in stride. I just wish the whole show
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't about it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's okay. That'll be the title, Funeral Change. I know
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: it's going to be. Yeah. I accept. And the next one?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And the next one?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I read that a woman was banned from a Vegas
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: buffet after she attempted to smuggle over seven pounds of
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: crab legs into her, quote, hoo-ha. I didn't investigate this
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: to make sure it was a real story.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, great. Oh, you didn't?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: But I can tell you, gas is still $ 5. 59 a
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: gallon by my house.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: $ 4.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: 59. Sorry, I'm not good with numbers. It will be $ 5. 59
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: in no time, probably.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Probably in about a month or so.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: You guys got to give Trump a chance, is all
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I'm asking. You want to trust the process, do you? Well,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: we can talk about LeBron if you want.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: LeBron James?
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: He's on the Sixers.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a basketball player. I watched... That's right, he's
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: a basketball player.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Joel's very into sports these days. Earlier, we were outside
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: and there was a golf ball on the ground. And
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I said, you should move that so the dog doesn't
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: choke on it. And he took it and he went
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: to like, I guess, throw it over the fence. He
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: threw it like six feet from him, and it went
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: right into the ground. And then it rolled outside the fence.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: And I said, by the way, what was that you
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: just did? And he goes, oh, it was supposed to
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: go a lot farther than that. It was one of
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the funniest things I've ever seen.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I wish I was here for that. It's been a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: while since I threw a ball. Instead of up, he
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: just went down. He just forgot at what point to... Yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: release it. That's fine. You know what I will say, though?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: What's that? At least I was appropriately dressed at the
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: funeral last week.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: At least I didn't have jeans on.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: All right, fine. You know what's funny?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I make fun of you for the jeans at the funeral,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: but then we get to the wedding. Dude, and I
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: look at my dress pants. I change into my dress pants.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I change into my outfit for this wedding. And on
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: the ass end of these pants, on both ass cheek...
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: They're ripped.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Right in the middle.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It's like the corner where the pocket meets.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Is that even worth fixing?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You throw them away, right? They were good pants. They
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: owe you nothing. They were good pants. You ready for
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the questions? Let's try that. Question number one. Brought to
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you by Wrangler. You can go first. You want me
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: to go first? You know what? You can go first.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go first? Okay, fine.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I bet it's because he has nothing prepared.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: No, I have questions. I have good questions prepared. All right, cool.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Get out your flashlight. What layer of the Earth's...
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You sure you're not my dad?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You'd probably do the same thing.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: What layer of the Earth lies directly beneath the crust?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Do you know your Earth's layers? Do you remember that
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: from science class?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: The only layer of.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: The Earth that I genuinely remember is the crust, just
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: because I love that word so much.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's a good word, yeah. Crust.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I said it a couple minutes ago. What did I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: tell you?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I said I mopped my floor, and I got rid
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: of some of the crust. Did I not say that?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. Listen to this, though.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I got rid of some of the crust on the floor,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: and now the floor is a little bit too smooth
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: to the point where I slip on the floor when
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I walk on the floor now.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I remember when you moved in here. I was slipping
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: and sliding around.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You know, when you have a little crust
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: on the floor... Keeps you grounded. Yeah. More grip. More grip. Yeah. Exactly.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: There you go. I like that. So you only remember
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: one of the Earth's layers. Below the crust. Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: It's below the crust.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Isn't it like the mantle? Isn't that the middle?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, there's four layers.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: So the mantle's got to be one of those, right?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't a comment. Yeah. There's an outer crust.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Inner crust. Crustini. Uncrustables. There's a core. The core. Oh,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: maybe it's that. Isn't the core and the mantle the
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: same thing, though? I hate science. You know, I really
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: don't like science. Read this one more time again.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: What layer of the earth lies directly beneath the crust?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: So we're on the crust, you know?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Technically, right? We're in the top layer. I guess it's
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: like street and then crust. I'm going to get this wrong.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to my life line on
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the first question either.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: But you know there are four of them, right?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Sure. Okay.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I couldn't name them.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: It's like grade school science.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I really don't know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You're not going to take a guess?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: No. Tyler, do you have a guess?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: No.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You had it right. It was mantle. Oh, dude. Wait,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: did I say mantle? You did in the beginning, yeah. Yeah,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you did. Okay, well, then I got it right. Well,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: sort of. Sort of. You kind of knew it. Right on.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Question two.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: What toy introduced in 1961 was named after the son
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: of its inventor, Ruth Handler? Ooh.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Ruth Handler. Now that's a name.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: What toy introduced in 1961 was named after the son
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: of its inventor, Ruth Handler?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Logs comes to mind.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to think of toys of that generation.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, I loved Lincoln Logs.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I loved Lincoln Logs too growing up. What were the
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: other ones? There was other ones that were smaller. It
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: started with a T. I forget what they were called.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Lincoln Logs and there was one more. I don't remember
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: what they were called.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: But I feel like I remember watching there's like a
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: documentary about kids toys.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: How they were built. That history channel series. Yeah, I
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: saw that. You know me. I'm a sucker for a documentary.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I love a good documentary.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: It's like Technic something, right? The thing you're thinking of?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: But no, I remember watching this documentary thing and I
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: swear that I remember watching a story about a toy
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: that was named after a dude's kid and I swear
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: it was Lincoln Logs. But you wouldn't be saying, oh,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I love Lincoln Logs if that was the answer. So
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: it's definitely not the answer unless he's trying to throw
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: me off.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I think he is. Go with your gut. See my method?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm always trying to throw you off. Go with your gut.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: My gut is Lincoln Logs, but... Go with it. All right,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'll go with it. Lincoln Logs. Final answer? Yeah, final answer. Sorry, buddy.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's not Lincoln Logs. It's Ken. The Ken doll.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: And then the Barbie doll was named after her daughter.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Barbara.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But isn't it weird that they were like, you know, siblings,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: but also in a relationship?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: True. What's so weird about that? Yeah. Learning a lot
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: about Thailand. Moving on. Question three. Got a tight-knit family.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Something's tight.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Question number three. What is the most eaten at sit-down restaurant.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: In the U.S.? The most eaten at?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. What is the most eaten at sit-down restaurant?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You have to go there and sit down and eat.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Or use fast food. Excludes fast food. Yeah. Do you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: consider it... Yeah, okay, so.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I don't consider it fast food.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Chain restaurant. So you'd think it's like
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: in all 50 states, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. Well.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Like Applebee's? That's probably my guess.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Applebee's sounds all right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: But.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I was at Chili's last week or two weeks ago.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Chili's or I was also thinking... Texas Roadhouse. There's a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: big one that you're not thinking about. Carrabba's.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Carrabba's is good. Oh, Olive Garden. When you're with your family.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: That's right. Overrated. With your sister that you're dating. What?
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: It's a callback in the biz. I think actually Olive Garden.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I would go Olive Garden.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Olive Garden over at Applebee's?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: What is the most eaten at sit-down restaurant in the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: United States? That wording is so weird, my guy. Aren't
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: you supposed to be a copywriter? The most eaten at?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, a restaurant you sit down and eat at.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's got to be a better way to say that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: The most eaten at? I don't think it's that difficult.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You sure it's not your mom?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: You can wear jeans to this place, I can tell
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: you that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Can I ask a hint for him?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Do we have this restaurant in our respective area?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It doesn't narrow it down at all. It does take
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: away some things, though.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Like what? Things that we're not thinking about. Okay, sure.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Like In-N-Out. It's very popular. Yeah. In-N-Out was very good.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: But that's also a fast food place.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: You ever have that?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: The most eaten at restaurant.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: In the United States. You know what? I'm going to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: go with... My gut is Applebee's, not.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: That'd be my first guess, but you, you, you said
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: we're missing one. Yeah. I don't care. I'm going to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: go Applebee's. It is Applebee's. Wow. It's the neighborhood. Eating
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Eating good in the neighborhood.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: That's right. I will admit though, again, last time I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was there, not impressed.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I haven't been there in a long, long time. It's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: not the same.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: No, it's not the same. Man, that was like a
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: destination back in the day. Yeah, because you guys are
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: making money now. Well, that's the thing, too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: What's the point in paying half price for the apps
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: if they're a billion dollars to begin.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: With, you know?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: There's an Applebee's not too far from where I live,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: and I'll tell you, every time I go in there,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it's so depressing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Like, the lights are way too dim. Oh, I agree.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: It's very odd.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I know which one you're talking about. It's kind of
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: gross in there.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It used to be like, I don't know. I mean,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: who loves a restaurant with, like, tchotchkes all over the wall?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: But at least it livens the place up a little
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: bit if you're going to do a restaurant like that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: This place has just become very bland.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I thought they remodeled that one, did they not? It's
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: just really bland, though. It's boring. Is it more boring
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: now that they remodeled it? I think so.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was there about three months ago. Dude,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: you know, that's the problem. Every time they remodel something,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: it becomes boring. You notice all these fast food chains?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: They remodel them.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: They take away the kids' play area.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Looks depressed. You know, the whole building looks depressed. They
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: get rid of the color, and now it's millennial, millennium,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: what is it called? Millennium gray.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: They don't want your children there playing, and they don't
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: want you to talk to anyone. You just have to
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: order on a computer and get the fuck out.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Pretty much.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Any of the listeners out there, let Joel know where
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: there is a children's play place at one of these
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: fast foods.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The guy can't seem to find one anymore. You know
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: what I mean. You know what I mean. I know.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: All right, that was three, right? They took the joy
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: out of it. The joy. You have one more for me, right?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Uh yes question 4 20 what thanks for reminding me
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: yeah what is considered to be the oldest vegetable and
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: no it's not mitch mcconnell.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: That was a good one thanks tyler rothrock comedian what
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: do you think of that joke I loved it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You think you could use that one?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to let Mike keep it, but I do.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Just 5%. I'm very easy. I'm a sheep briberist.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: The oldest vegetable. I want to say lettuce, but is
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: that a vegetable? I guess it is.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I think it is.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: The only reason why I would say lettuce is because
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: it resembles grass.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Lettuce is obviously a vegetable. What is considered to be
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the oldest vegetable?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Cucumber?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: It's not Mitch McConnell. Just make sure you don't guess that.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no. Mitch McConnell.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: There's a couple other guesses I could throw in there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I would think a carrot. Carrot. Not my favorite vegetable.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: That's not the question. I know, I know, I know.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Not all that really though really you like carrots or
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: not i love carrots do you really oh yeah they
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: have to be cooked for me with like a lot
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: of butter and salt and then i'll eat them they
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: gotta be soft you know hard carrots nah you like
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: baby carrots you're gonna eat that i like baby carrots
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: yeah you still like them no no more.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: So sad baby carrots you know i'm open to all
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: carrots it's carrots premature premature lives you know nearly abortion.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Carrots i would say stop it not the a word
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: oh no um yeah what is considered to be the
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: oldest vegetable i'm gonna go with cucumber i think that's
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: wrong but it is wrong.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It's probably in your freezer a lot of people's freezers.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Corn no it's not like yeah corn's not vegetable uh
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: not lettuce brussels sprout blank and carrots Peas.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Peas. Whoa. Peas are... That's a vegetable? I don't know
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: about that. Ask it. Okay. He obviously knows. He knows.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It's a starchy vegetable, according to Google.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. So we'll let that slide. Yeah. Educational podcast. Very educational.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I learned a lot there. Thank you. Thank you very much.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. How did I do? I think you did
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: all right. You got.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't get that. No, you didn't get that
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: one either. You got one right. Okay. So.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: One out of three, I think is pretty good. Not bad.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I bet you'll do worse than that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Or one out of four, I should say. Yeah, let's go.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Question number one.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I prepped five questions, so I guess I'm going to
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: ask you five.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Too bad. All right, fine. I start up my trivia
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: night tomorrow.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: So my new trivia night, my quote unquote new and
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: improved trivia night is a new theme every week. So
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: get ready for my theme every week to be tested
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: on you.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Can you, uh, tell us the theme? Yeah, the theme, uh,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: My first theme is going to be movies and TV.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: You don't know anything about that, so you're going to
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: be learning a lot.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I know something. I didn't know this. Maybe you will.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I have two movies and TV questions about you. Actually,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: they're both about TV. Sunnydale is the fictional coastal city
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: in Southern California where what television drama takes place?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Read it one more time.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Sunnydale is the fictional coastal city in Southern California... Where
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: what television drama takes place?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Can you tell me when the show was around?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Like when it aired? When you were in your prime.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Not that you're not now. Sunnydale. Thank you for that.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Late 90s, early 2000s.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I do look like your dad. Late 90s, early 2000s.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't you agree? You were in your prime then?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I was barely alive. You were in your prime?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's about right. Man, that's a tough one. Sunnydale.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Late 90s.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Is it like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Sunnydale? No, you said drama?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: California Dreams, maybe? I'm going to go California Dreams.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Is that right? California Dreams.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Dreamin'. California Dreamin'. What's it called?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Was I right? I fucking had it!
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Son of a bitch! He made a face. He threw
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: me off. Good job. You see?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I made a face and I'm good at throwing them off.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: You threw me off and I threw you off right back.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Good job. Thank you. You're welcome. Question two.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: It's nice to have a dog in the house that
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: wants to be near you and stuff.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: What, my parents' dog? Your parents' dog. Your sister? Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: They're probably here. My sister's near you. Yeah. And my daughter.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: They really are right next to me. They're guarding me.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Hello. Okay, let me ask you the other TV question.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: We'll double up on TV. All right. All right, all right.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Get off, both of you. Off. Get down.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He's talking about the dogs, not Tyler and I.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I should have specified, of course. Classic TV.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Which classic sitcom gives us the fictional high school Westdale High...
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: A family housekeeper who dated a butcher and a father
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: who worked as an architect.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, do it again.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Which classic sitcom gave us the fictional high school Westdale High,
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: a family housekeeper who dated a butcher, and a father
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: who worked as an architect?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Is there a time frame for this one, too?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Uh, 50-ish years ago.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: This dog's distracting me. Um, look how nice she's being
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: to me. Um, I'm not used to this in this household.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking. Enough Lucy hate over there. Uh, Westdale
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: High School. I have no idea. 50 years ago.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I am your father.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I'd be about 10 then.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Um... I don't know. I have no idea. Wow, really?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: No guess?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: No.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. I can't even think of it. My favorite
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: show of all time. Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch. Oh, man.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Who was the butcher? Sam the Butcher. Dates Alice.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got it messed up in my head. I
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: had that as a guess.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I knew that.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I am just very stoned as all.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Question three. Blame it on that. It's not an excuse,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: but it is, you know.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: It's because he doesn't have his lucky jeans on. I know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I'm cursing a lot this episode.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Do you want a music question that you could possibly
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: get correct, but probably won't? Or a chemistry question you're
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: definitely not going to get correct?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: The first one. Music question? Yeah, let's try that. Okay.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Trios minus one is the category again.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, this stupid shit.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: All right. Go ahead. So again, you know, what's a trio?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Trios.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Mike Becker, a trio is a band or a group
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: with three people in it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Three people, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take away one of those persons, peoples,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: and I'm going to give you the two people, and
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: you're going to tell me, trios minus one.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: What the group is.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Kelly and Michelle. Trios minus one. Kelly and Michelle. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: think it's the Dixie Chicks.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: No?
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: No?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Kelly and Michelle. Kelly and Michelle. Oh.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Destiny's Child. Destiny's Child.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You got it. All right. It clicked. It clicked. Hey,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: why'd you tell them no? I didn't. My head did.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: And by the way, let me just add, the Dixie
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Chicks aren't the Dixie Chicks anymore.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: They're just the chicks. Yeah, whatever.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Make sure you get it correct no more dixie who's
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: that like is that why you didn't.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Know that we're not allowed to say that anymore no
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: they really you're not allowed to say dixie anymore i
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: guess you're allowed to say dixie but dixie is supposedly
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: like refers to the confederacy that's what it means.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: And so, but they're gentle.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Nevermind. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: We know that we don't get it either.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I'm getting humped. I'm getting humped.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You are getting humped. Oh, I got to record this.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Let her, let her go.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Let her go.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Let her go. You want that leg too? Go ahead.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Hop on that leg too. You sick freak. Full service podcast.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I thought you were joking earlier.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: That's the most action you've gotten in a while. I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: get a lot of shit humping from dogs.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: You're the first person to get laid in this room.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Do I give you three questions? I don't remember. Yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I think so. Three?
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: No, I only gave you two. No, you gave three.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Question four.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I was hoping that would say question three. No, this
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: is question four.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, good. In 1986, Steve Jobs....
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: He acquired a computer graphics division of George Lucas's company,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: and he started this innovative animation studio.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: What's it called? Fuck. Yeah, I know. I have a lifeline.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to Tyler. I think it's Pixar. Pixar.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: What year?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: 1986.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's Pixar. That early?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: 1986?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: 1986? I think it's Pixar.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll go with Pixar, even though I think
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: that's way out of... Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll do Pixar. Wait, yeah. That came out
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that early?
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Well, because that was a Toy Story, right?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Toy Story was the first Pixar movie, which was in 1995,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: and it took like nine years, yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. The initial product was
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: probably going to take a long time to make. Oh, man,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: that's a really good question.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Yeah. Do you want the one
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: question I didn't ask you?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Okay. What was the chemistry question? What a fun question
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: that is. Okay. Which element has the chemical symbol W? Wool.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Wool.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Final answer.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Wool.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Wool like a sheep? Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: No, that's not correct. The correct answer is tungsten.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Tungsten. Tungsten. That's in Jamaica, I think. What? What?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Did you already go? You already went. You already asked
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: me questions. I asked you questions.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: You guys are high as hell. Wait, did I already
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: ask you questions? You guys couldn't ask me questions.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson thing really got me. I'm sorry, but I
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: feel bad that that, I don't know why that made
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: me laugh so hard.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Why do you feel bad about that? I guess I
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: shouldn't feel bad about it. No. I mean, at the
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: end of the day, I didn't come to a funeral
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: dressed in jeans. I hate it. I hate it. Turn
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: it off.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: We already had to eat because Tyler was very late.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Remember? Yeah, I know. I'm kind of like full, but Oh,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I also have a, uh, what's it called up there? What?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: What did I get to eat? It's a candy bar called,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: what's it called? What's that thing called that I got
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: at Wendy's?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: A Frosty. A Frosty. It's in the freezer. It's in
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the freezer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: You have to look forward to it. People eat their
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: fries with that shit.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: You don't do that?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a little strange to me. You dip the
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: fry in the Frosty.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done it? Yeah, of course I've done it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I've tried it. It's just not for me. Huh. I
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: used to do it a lot when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: when I was a rebel. You want to come back
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: for more? You want some more?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Come on. You sniffing?
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, the funny thing is, too, so Annie
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: and my parents' dog, who I'm watching this week, just
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: humped our guest, Tyler, right in front of us.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: And, you know, Tyler, she's a senior citizen, man. She's
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: like one old motherfucker. Yeah, that's fine. She's still horned up.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: She's of age. I don't give a shit. A horned dog. Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: It's time for the Munchie Minute. This is a company
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: called Jackson's. They're avocado oil super veggie straws. You ever
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: have these?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I love these. I like veggie straws.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: They're good.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: These are the cheddar.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Variety because everything is better with cheese. This dog's going
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: to hunt me now. Oh, those are very good already. No,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to hunt.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: It still smells the funeral on those jeans. Oh, my God.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: The death.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that's nice to talk about throughout the entire show.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: That makes me feel really good about myself.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Welcome to my life. I don't really care. At the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: end of the day, you paid your respects. You did. Absolutely.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody else there cares. No, I mean,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you probably... Listen, did you ruin somebody? Did you ruin a.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Member of their family's day and possibly week?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: You can't please everybody and you just... Those people that
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: certainly hate you forever don't even worry.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: About yeah yeah it's something i have to bear you
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: know thanks guys thanks for helping me get through it
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: all the torture i just suffered through.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: This is how fucked we are as a society right
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: i know real veggie promise yep it's like what have
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: you guys been doing i know right we promised these
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: vegetables in here aren't fake yeah We promise.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Supposed to be healthy, like I said. This is kind
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: of like dessert. We both had Wendy's before. I had
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: some chicken nuggets and a double cheeseburger.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Wendy's sponsored our podcast. That was pretty good. Very good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: We tried other burger places before, and they were absolute shit.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: I still think McDonald's is better, but Wendy's, you can
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: still sponsor our podcast.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Where do you acquire these?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: These, I think I got at Wise or Wegmans. They're
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: very good.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Do you like them? Your local grocer. Yeah, I have
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: some more. I'm good. Okay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Look at this dog once. See, it wants food or
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: fucking leg. Or dick. One and the same, right?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Legs, dicks.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Man, it's been years since I saw my parents' dog
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: hump like that, though.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: She did it ever so gently.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Thank God you said dog. Well, both. That's your sister
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you saw fucking around. Ew.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: That's sick, man. You watched and you videoed You videoed
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: your sister having sex at your house. She was doing
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: all the work, too. Yeah, Tyler was just laying there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I know. The hell, I had no choice. He consented.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, the smallest amount of consent I did.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: But you're a comedian?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't even tell the people who you are.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Who's our guest this week? This is Tyler Rothrock. He's
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a comedian. I am. Don't do it. Do not.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: You must have some things coming up you want to plug?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Locally, I don't have much. Okay. Wonderful.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Pottstown, Pennsylvania, I'm doing. I'm doing Philly. Pottstown's on November 7th.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Sounds like my kind of town.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Philly. Pottstown.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: November 2nd, me and Christopher Freed, another comedian, Are doing
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: a new, we're like working on new material at Godfrey Daniels.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: So we're doing like 20 minutes of new shit each
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: and having a couple other guests.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: That'll be fun. When is that again? November 2nd.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: We're going to do it every month. I'm probably going
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: to go to that.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think Joel's going to go. He's probably got
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: a gig or something.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, like he has to do like literally anything else, but.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: One day, one day, maybe. One day, maybe. Maybe when
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you take me golfing. That's all right. Yeah. Maybe. Comes
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: with the price.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: You've only been telling me this now for, gee, I
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: don't know, seven, eight years, maybe. Are you going to
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: wear jeans to the golf course? No.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Episode 69, find Tyler on all the things at Tyler Rothrock.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you, boys. I'm Becker, that's Joel. Let's end the show.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Boy, we struck a nerve. Let's end the fucking show.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: We struck a nerve.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: And the rocket's red glare.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
• 48:14
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