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Hour 2: Famous name change. · The Mark Simone Show

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Speaker 1: This is Tom s'all, I'm seventeen.
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Speaker 2: Wr Well, we got a lot to get through this hour.
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Speaker 2: Now let's start with Wheel of Fortune. So there's a
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Speaker 2: woman from Connecticut who's the contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
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Speaker 2: Her name is Christina d J Dreamer jick but whatever
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Speaker 2: it is. But she's from Stanford, very nice looking, beautiful, energetic,
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Speaker 2: great personality. She's thirty four years old, she's engaged. And
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Speaker 2: last night she won a million dollars. You know, they
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Speaker 2: have this secret. You open the envelopes, see how much
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Speaker 2: you want if you get this puzzle. And Ryan Seacrest courses,
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Speaker 2: the host of Wheel of Fortune.
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Speaker 3: What happens if you win a million dollars?
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Speaker 2: I may be putting in my two weeks, but we
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Speaker 2: won't tell her that yet. Well, uh, she I thought
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Speaker 2: it was a pretty easy puzzle. You know, even I
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Speaker 2: could have solved it. But there was a not too
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Speaker 2: tough a puzzle and she got it right and she
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Speaker 2: won a million dollars.
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Speaker 1: Living things, that is the category. You'll have ten seconds
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Speaker 1: to try and solve it. Christina staring at me, good luck,
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Speaker 1: pack of coyotes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she won a million dollars. Now she is engaged,
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Speaker 2: and apparently she never told her bo that she won
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Speaker 2: a million dollars. She kept it from him. Now you
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Speaker 2: see these headlines, it sounds like something's wrong with this relationship.
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Speaker 2: Why didn't she tell them? Well, you know they do film.
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Speaker 2: They record these Wheel of Fortune episodes way way months
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Speaker 2: in advance, and you're sworn to secrecy. You have to
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Speaker 2: sign a document and you might not get the million
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Speaker 2: dollars if you tell anybody. You have to sign this
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Speaker 2: agreement to keep it secret. And she did. Now they again,
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Speaker 2: they do these Wheel of fortunes months in advance. So
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Speaker 2: she signed the agreement and she didn't want to risk
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Speaker 2: losing the million dollars, so she didn't tell him. He
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Speaker 2: just found out she's one million dollars. So that's great.
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Speaker 2: She lives. Doesn't say where in Stanford. Single thirty four
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Speaker 2: could be Harvard Point. She got that look about her.
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Speaker 2: But that's great news. Now let's get two Business news.
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Speaker 2: Business news. All right, I'm not exactly Liz claiming here,
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Speaker 2: but a couple of things going on. Starbucks is having
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Speaker 2: real trouble. You know, they were having real trouble. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: they got rid of the CEO and they brought in
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Speaker 2: the CEO from Chipotle, which has been booming. No fast
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Speaker 2: food chain has gotten bigger, faster, done better than Chipotle,
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Speaker 2: so they got the Chipotle CEO to come over. He
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Speaker 2: thinks Starbucks needed a lot of change. So if you
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Speaker 2: notice every time you look at the Starbucks, they've closed
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Speaker 2: it down for two weeks to rebuild it, and they
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Speaker 2: all got this different look now. Instead of all these
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Speaker 2: different cases where they sell mugs and they sell coffee
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Speaker 2: makers and they sold again, it's just a long counter
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Speaker 2: and it's just coffee. He also streamlined the menu. Instead
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Speaker 2: of seventy five things, it's just the twenty most popular,
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Speaker 2: even the food that condensed it. So he's been doing that.
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Speaker 2: But apparently they're going to close lots of Starbucks, and
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Speaker 2: they start doing it without any warning. They're closing hundreds
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Speaker 2: and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, four hundred stores around
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Speaker 2: the country. They're closing dozens right here in New York. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: fifty four coffee shops Starbucks. Fifty four are closing in
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Speaker 2: New York, and some in what you would think would
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Speaker 2: be prime locations Upper East Side, Upper West Side, Financial district,
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Speaker 2: Midtown Manhattan right over there, fifty second near sixth between
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Speaker 2: six and seven, that one's closing. They were underperforming, but
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Speaker 2: they just closed them just like that. You remember how
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Speaker 2: Starbucks would always tell you what a wonderful company they are,
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Speaker 2: how they take care of everybody, their employees are like family. Well,
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Speaker 2: these are closing stores no notice. People show up, the
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Speaker 2: stores closed, You're fired. That's it, you're gone. They'll just
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Speaker 2: literally put signs in the windows overnight. Didn't tell landlords,
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Speaker 2: didn't tell building managers. Newmark Retail vice chairman said there
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Speaker 2: was no warning, no heads up, and he explains, you know,
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Speaker 2: retail Tennis will always let you know, well in advance,
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Speaker 2: they'll reach out to the landlord and to negotiate concessions.
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Speaker 2: But this was quick. This was instant. It says, underperforming stores.
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Speaker 2: I mean this guy, I guess you gotta do that.
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Speaker 2: If you see it, always kind of cold about it.
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Speaker 2: Underperforming stores got to go. That's it. Now speaking to coffee,
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Speaker 2: Maxwell House, you know the name Maxwellhouse coffee. It's like
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Speaker 2: one of the oldest. It's very good coffee, but one
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Speaker 2: of the oldest. Even if you're eighty years old, you
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Speaker 2: remember those commercials as a kid. Maxwell House. They're changing
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Speaker 2: their name this doesn't sound good at all. They must
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Speaker 2: have hired the marketing team from a cracker barrel. Maxwellhouse
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Speaker 2: changing the name to Maxwell Apartment. No, I'm not kidding.
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Speaker 2: They're actually changing the name of the It's going to
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Speaker 2: be called Maxwell Apartment. This is the there's been one
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Speaker 2: hundred and thirty three years. One hundred and thirty three
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Speaker 2: years they were in Maxwell House. Now it's going to
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Speaker 2: be Maxwell Apartment. They say, we'll have the same taste, aroma, quality,
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Speaker 2: and ingredients. The rebrand is to represent the reality of
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Speaker 2: today's consumers. Why nearly a third of Americans are now
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Speaker 2: renting smaller places. They're not purchasing full size homes. The
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Speaker 2: coffee giant wants to reflect that with a rebrand. Two
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Speaker 2: thirds of American and adults drink coffee every day two thirds, yeah,
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Speaker 2: seventy percent, seventy five percent, and head of Coffee Marketing
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Speaker 2: said they tend to be younger, tend to live in apartments.
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Speaker 2: So Maxwell Apartment. That is the dumbest name. And I
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Speaker 2: get all right, let's just predict right now, this is
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Speaker 2: the next cracker barrel. They're going to have to change
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Speaker 2: it back. They're going to have to go back to
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Speaker 2: the old logo, the old name, and there it's supposed
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Speaker 2: to imply that if you're drinking Maxwell Apartment, it will
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Speaker 2: help you save more to buy a house more quickly.
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Speaker 2: What again, just we'll predict right now it's October two,
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Speaker 2: by December, by the end of the year, by January first,
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Speaker 2: the name will have to go back and again this
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Speaker 2: is the new Cracker Barrel. It's amazing. You know, people,
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Speaker 2: before you go out and hire these marketing companies, they
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Speaker 2: are the dumbest people we've ever seen, you know. Here
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Speaker 2: at iHeart, not just or but we got Power one
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Speaker 2: O five over, they got Z one hundred, you got
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Speaker 2: Light FM, you got the biggest radio stations in the world.
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Speaker 2: Upstairs is the Network where you got Sean Hannity and
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Speaker 2: Buck and Cley. The biggest advertising operation there is iHeart.
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Speaker 2: If you're an advertiser, if you want to advertise, come
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Speaker 2: here because you can reach everybody just on this floor.
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Speaker 2: All these stations. I think we reach like twenty two
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Speaker 2: million people every day. Upstairs at the network, I think
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Speaker 2: they reach twenty eight million people every day. But so
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Speaker 2: we do advertising all the time, and I can't tell
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Speaker 2: you how many times. Now, if you come here to advertise.
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Speaker 2: We'll help you. We'll show you how to word the commercial,
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Speaker 2: how to fix it up, what to say. And we
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Speaker 2: do that all the time because these companies come here,
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Speaker 2: even the big companies with the worst marketing, and you
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Speaker 2: look at the copy. Who told you to say this?
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Speaker 2: What's our new marketing company? Watch out for these marketing companies.
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Speaker 2: They're not always there's a couple of good ones, but
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Speaker 2: there are a lot that are not so hot. Let's
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Speaker 2: say Zora and Mam Donnie. Uh, every you know, he's
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Speaker 2: been very careful last couple of weeks, Mam Donnie has
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Speaker 2: been extremely cautious answering questions. He dances around these answers. Hey,
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Speaker 2: by the way, Mam Donnie is Starbucks. Mam Donnie's out
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Speaker 2: there fighting for the Starbucks baristas. He's doing some kind
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Speaker 2: of protest or something.
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Speaker 1: This is a city, and this is a movement that
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Speaker 1: deserves a mayor who isn't staying at home and calling
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Speaker 1: billionaires for donations. This is a city, and this is
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Speaker 1: a movement that deserves a mayor who knows exactly what
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Speaker 1: a picket line looks like, as well as what a
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Speaker 1: practice picket looks like.
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Speaker 2: Who what mayors. Who's staying home calling billionaires, not Curtis,
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Speaker 2: It's not really Adams, now Adams. Oh, he's talking about Cuomo.
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Speaker 2: Cuomo actually does that if you're a want of his billionaires.
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Speaker 2: That's the whole secret of Cuomo. Everybody hates him. The
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Speaker 2: public hates him. He's creepy, he's weird, public can't stand
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Speaker 2: and me has the highest unfavorabilities. But as soon as
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Speaker 2: he got run out of office and he fled in
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Speaker 2: disgrace from Albany, he descended on Southampton and the Upper
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Speaker 2: east Side and Palm Beach, and he wooed those billionaires
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Speaker 2: who are the most starstruck people ever, and he went
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Speaker 2: to all their dinners and their dinner parties, and uh,
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Speaker 2: that's how that's where the donations came from. They're all
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Speaker 2: backing him. And remember that crowd, whoever they back, always loses.
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Speaker 2: They're always wrong about everything. But that's who he's talking about, then, Mom,
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Speaker 2: Donnie's talking about picket lines.
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Speaker 4: And absolutely the point of this position is to stand
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Speaker 4: up for the people of the city. And this city
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Speaker 4: would not be what it is without organized labor, without unions,
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Speaker 4: ensuring that workers have a dignified life and they deserve
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Speaker 4: a Mayoro's going to stand with them on the picket line.
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Speaker 2: Gotta admit he's a good talker. He talks real fast.
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Speaker 2: You know, if you talk fast, you sound very smart.
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Speaker 2: When you talk that fast, people think you must know
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Speaker 2: what you're talking about. How else did you talk that fast?
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Speaker 2: Then you get Cuomo who talks like this. Now, also,
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Speaker 2: besides being very careful dancing around questions, he's trying to
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Speaker 2: he's got a big problem with the anti Semitism. I mean, listen,
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Speaker 2: let's be honest. This guy is anti Israel, anti Semitic.
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Speaker 2: He's horrible. But he's trying to be a little more
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Speaker 2: cautious with.
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Speaker 5: Him, so to be very very clear, of course I
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Speaker 5: condemn hamas of course I have called October seventh what
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Speaker 5: it was, which is a horrific war crime. And of
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Speaker 5: course my belief in a universality and international law is
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Speaker 5: also the same set of beliefs that have led me
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Speaker 5: to describe what's happening in Gaza as a genocide.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. See, he puts on that very sincere voice, he
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Speaker 2: talks fast, in that sincere voice, he lowers his tone
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Speaker 2: and he throws in that of course, I would never
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Speaker 2: of course I would never. Of course I would never.
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Speaker 2: He was probably cheering on October seventh. Now here he
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Speaker 2: is on Trump.
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Speaker 5: This is a moment where we have to address the
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Speaker 5: administration for what it is, which is authoritarian. It's going
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Speaker 5: to require us to do everything in our power to
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Speaker 5: fight back, not coordinate like Andrew Cromo's don being on
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Speaker 5: the phone with Donald Trump, or collaborate like Eric Adams
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Speaker 5: is done by welcoming ice into the city.
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Speaker 2: Authoritarian. They love this. He's a fascist. He's authoritarian. Now,
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Speaker 2: what Donnie is proposing is socialism, which is authoritarian. As
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Speaker 2: you can get. He has come out with some dangerous positions.
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Speaker 2: I mean in the past obviously, but even recently. Now
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Speaker 2: here's another one. A lot of police officials have talked
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Speaker 2: about this. Mom. Donnie. He's now proposing that he take
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Speaker 2: power away from the NYPD commissioner and give it to him.
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Speaker 2: And one place he wants to do that is on discipline.
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Speaker 2: You know, when an officer has to be disciplined, Mom,
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Speaker 2: Donnie wants that to no longer be the power of
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Speaker 2: the police commissioner. It will be the power of the mayor.
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Speaker 2: This is very dangerous. He wanted to be the police commissioner.
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Speaker 2: The NYPD's largest union is warning Police Benevolent Association is
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Speaker 2: warning this is dangerous. Now, what he wants to do
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Speaker 2: is have the Civilian Complaint Review Board have the final
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Speaker 2: authority on discipline. Now, the problem there is that's a
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Speaker 2: board where everybody would be appointed by Mamdani. So on
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Speaker 2: his Civilian Review Board, it'll all be a cop hating,
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Speaker 2: crazy left wing kook who hate the cops. You know,
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Speaker 2: no bail, no jail crest, so they will go after
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Speaker 2: every cop. Now, what happens if Mamdani gets in and
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Speaker 2: he does that, he's the final say on the discipline.
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Speaker 2: His review board is the final say. Well, the damage
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Speaker 2: will be unbelievable. Police officials have said privately, it'll be
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Speaker 2: unbelievable what this will do to crime because what will
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Speaker 2: happen is the policeman or woman will be afraid to
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Speaker 2: intervene in most situations because they could end up discipline
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Speaker 2: fired by this Mamdanni review. And if Mamdani has the
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Speaker 2: final decision, the one thing about the police commission at
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Speaker 2: least you know you'll try to stand up for you.
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Speaker 2: If you watch Blue Bloods, you remember how many Blue
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Speaker 2: Bloods episodes for the mayor for political reasons, says, you
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Speaker 2: gotta fire that cop right now. You got to indict
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Speaker 2: that in The police commissioner says that he was just
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Speaker 2: doing his job. And if this happens, no cop will
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Speaker 2: will want to approach any situation that's questionable in the street.
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Speaker 2: They'll have to just let it go. You know, one
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Speaker 2: thing Cuomo did, he took away the qualified immunity the
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Speaker 2: cops have, which is protection, legal protection. He took it
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Speaker 2: away from them. That's why a lot of cops had
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Speaker 2: to stop approaching certain situations because the person could then
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Speaker 2: sue them, and they weren't covered for lawsuits by the department.
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Speaker 2: He could sue them personally. This is what Cuomo did
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Speaker 2: to them. It's just awful. So a horrible proposal. Hey,
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Speaker 2: Forbes magazine, you know they do the rich Who's the
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Speaker 2: Richest Person list? Bloomberg does it. A lot of people
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Speaker 2: do the best one Forbes, that's the most accurate, that's
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Speaker 2: the best one of all. Forbes now saying Elon Musk
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Speaker 2: will be the first person to hit five hundred billion dollars.
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Speaker 2: He'll be worth half a trillion dollars. That means he'll
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Speaker 2: be a trillionaire. He'll be the world's first trillionaire probably
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Speaker 2: within ten years. Musk hits five hundred billion. Second place
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Speaker 2: Larry Ellison three hundred and fifty billion, which means Musk
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Speaker 2: can look at this guy with three hundred and fifty
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Speaker 2: billion and say three hundred and fifty billion, that's nothing.
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Speaker 2: Zuckerberg in third place two hundred and fifty billion. Jeff
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Speaker 2: Bezos found it falls to fourth place two hundred and
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Speaker 2: thirty three billion. You know, if you see a guy
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Speaker 2: with two three billion dollars, you go, wow, he's a
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Speaker 2: billion or two three billion. These guys now look at
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Speaker 2: him like they're a welfare cas whoes aid five hundred billion.
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Speaker 2: Can you imagine that you couldn't spend this if you tried,
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Speaker 2: If you just put it in the in the right
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Speaker 2: in the right fund, it would generate forty billion a
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Speaker 2: year in interest. Forty billion a year. You could just
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Speaker 2: live off that. You don't never have to work again.
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Speaker 2: Just invest this, collect forty billion a year in interest.
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Speaker 2: You couldn't spend that if you tried, You could not.
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Speaker 2: It's impossibly you couldn't spend it if you tried. Hey,
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Speaker 2: we'll take some calls next eight hundred three two one
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Speaker 2: zero seven ten is the number eight hundred three two
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Speaker 2: one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 2: And his podcast.
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Speaker 3: Now back to the Mark Simone show on woor.
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Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to a Kadie
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Speaker 2: in Chappaquaw Katie. How you doing?
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Speaker 4: Hi?
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Speaker 3: Mark?
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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you for taking my call and also for
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Speaker 6: explaining what happened to our Chapa Clawn neighborhood Starbucks.
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Speaker 2: Oh it's gone, it's gone.
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Speaker 6: I went away for a few weeks. A few days
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Speaker 6: I came back and the store was closed, and my
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Speaker 6: neighbor told me that nobody knew she had spoken. She
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Speaker 6: had seen a sign. It was basically almost overnight. It
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Speaker 6: was a sign in the window, and then the next
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Speaker 6: day they were they were closed, and even the employees
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Speaker 6: couldn't explain what happened.
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Speaker 2: Did you ever run into Yeah? Did you ever run
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Speaker 2: into Bill Bill Clinton? Did you ever see him in
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Speaker 2: that Yeah?
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Speaker 6: I used to be there a lot.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure he was there a lot. Hey, how
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Speaker 2: are you you know who I am?
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Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I apparently like to walk around chappucka. Hello, how
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Speaker 2: are you?
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Speaker 6: He did? Yeah, we haven't.
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Speaker 7: I haven't seen him lately.
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Speaker 2: Well, don't chinx it. What do you do there in Chappaqua?
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Speaker 6: Uh? You know, it's funny because Starbucks is one of
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Speaker 6: the few places we could hang out. It's mostly nail
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Speaker 6: salons and realtors, just like three nail salons the Korean
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Speaker 6: you know, spas and then realatuors okay, and you know
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Speaker 6: and Chapa Claw was it was a chain and we
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Speaker 6: have everything else is individually owned except for there's a
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Speaker 6: Walgreens and a Talbot. But I mean there's really hardly
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Speaker 6: anything there.
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Speaker 2: You're right next to armank aren't you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, armank You got the Modern Barn. That's a great restaurant.
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Speaker 2: I love that place.
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Speaker 7: It's great.
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Speaker 3: It is, it's excellent.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, thanks for calling Katie. Let's go to
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Speaker 2: Nick and Mount Vernon. Nick. How you doing, hey? Markreat show? Thanks?
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Speaker 1: Two court questionis President Trumpet said he wanted to eliminate
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Speaker 1: daylight saving time?
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Speaker 3: Is that going to happen?
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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like back burner issue. It'll be
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Speaker 2: great if they do that, because it's terrible now it's
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Speaker 2: already dark at six thirty. Uh yeah, well hopefully, Well
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Speaker 2: that'll be in. That's the next year thing. That's the
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Speaker 2: next year thing.
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Speaker 3: I have a second question for you, please, Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Depends what you want. If you want to listen, just listen,
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Speaker 2: nothing else. The new AirPod, the brand new AirPod Pro three,
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Speaker 2: it just came out. Those are really really good. Beats
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Speaker 2: are really good now. But you're talking about big headphones,
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Speaker 2: like studio headphones you'd wear in the studio. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 2: A lot of people like those Sony ones. Wait, hang on,
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Speaker 2: I got to take off my headphones. Oh audio technica.
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Speaker 2: I love these. They're not so They're not so tinny
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Speaker 2: and crisp. Audio Technica go check. All right, thanks for Colin.
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Neil in Brooklyn. Neil, how you doing
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Speaker 2: all right? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: You know, Maxwell apartments works very good from Manhattan, but
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Speaker 3: maybe northern California they just have Maxwell Tents.
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Speaker 2: Or that's a very good idea and.
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Speaker 7: They can do it by different areas, you know.
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Speaker 2: All right, thanks for callin. What we're talking about is
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Speaker 2: it's the stupidest thing since cracker barrel, Maxwell House changing
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Speaker 2: the name of the car. It's going to be Maxwell Apartment.
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Speaker 2: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. But I
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Speaker 2: like that, Jay. I actually make it Maxwell Condo, Maxwell Co.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense at all. It's like cracker barrel.
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Speaker 2: You know the problem is these marketing companies. They all
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Speaker 2: think you got to change the name, change the logo. Change.
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Speaker 2: It's all about the product. Let's go to Marlow in
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Speaker 2: New Jersey. Marlow, how you doing? Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Hi, it's Mario here in New Jersey.
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Speaker 2: Mark.
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Speaker 7: Hey, listen regarding that Maxwell House saying, do you know
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Speaker 7: that Missus Dash that's been around for the longest time
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Speaker 7: is changed in name? It's now just Dash? Can you imagine?
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Speaker 2: Okay, you can't say missus anymore?
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Speaker 7: No, I guess I want to buy some at the
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Speaker 7: local supermark. A couple of months go looking for Missus
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Speaker 7: Dash and see and I was confused. Then I saw
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Speaker 7: Dash and I thought, well, this is the same must
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Speaker 7: be the same part if update changed.
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Speaker 2: It, So what is the deal? Miss No time to remember.
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Speaker 7: That Dash was actually a detergent years back.
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Speaker 2: That's right, Well, maybe miss Missus Dash went trans or something.
20:16
Speaker 2: She's not a missus anymore. Maybe maybe she's that's true,
20:20
Speaker 2: maybe it's today now all right, thanks for calling. Yeah,
20:25
Speaker 2: stop changing the names of everything. Just make it. You
20:28
Speaker 2: know what, You can hire a marketing company, hire like
20:32
Speaker 2: the greatest chefs or whatever. Make the product taste better,
20:35
Speaker 2: make it delicious. If it's delicious, if it's unbelievable, nobody
20:39
Speaker 2: cares what it's called. Hey, when we come back, Jimmy
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Speaker 2: Fayla will be with us. Let's talk to him about
20:44
Speaker 2: everything going on in the world. Next on seven to
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Speaker 4: Mister New York marks them upon seven ten w R.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy Fayla, the great host. You got to listen
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Speaker 2: to him every night. He's on w o R every
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Speaker 2: week night now nine to midnight, excellent show, interesting, funny,
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Speaker 2: nine to midnight every night, and he does the best
21:07
Speaker 2: late night show on television every Saturday night, ten pm
21:11
Speaker 2: on the Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
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Speaker 3: It's better now? I was watching Mom Donnie on the
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Speaker 3: View this morning.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, I didn't see so.
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Speaker 3: The best part is like during the during the View itself,
21:28
Speaker 3: he's in one of the commercials for The Golden Bachelor.
21:31
Speaker 3: You know the show The Golden Bachelor, and those actually,
21:34
Speaker 3: oddly enough, those marriages actually work out the best because
21:37
Speaker 3: on the Golden Bachelor, till death to at part isn't
21:41
Speaker 3: his law.
21:42
Speaker 2: You know.
21:43
Speaker 3: It's like when the twenty two year old get married
21:46
Speaker 3: on TV, they gotta.
21:48
Speaker 2: Make it a long time.
21:48
Speaker 3: But I'm watching Mom Donnie and he's given his speech
21:51
Speaker 3: about the Golden Bachelor and giving people the Rose, and
21:55
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, this is the guy that supports legalized prostitutions. Yeah,
21:59
Speaker 3: why are you wasting your time on a gating show?
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Speaker 2: Well, uh, is that a bad thing? Legalized prostitution?
22:07
Speaker 3: Well not if he wants to get Bill Clinton's endorsement, but.
22:12
Speaker 2: That Hey, how are you coping with the government shutdown?
22:16
Speaker 2: How is it affecting your life? Well, it's not.
22:19
Speaker 3: It's not me I worry about. It's you know, there's
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Speaker 3: a lot of drag shows in Latvia that aren't being
22:24
Speaker 3: funded right now. I mean, think think of the poor
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Speaker 3: kids in Iraq that wanted to get out of bed
22:29
Speaker 3: this morning and watch a transgender sesame street but our
22:33
Speaker 3: government had to shut down, so now they're not paying
22:36
Speaker 3: for it, you know, Yeah, to think about the other people.
22:39
Speaker 3: Mark but the whole thing is ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when they say non essential, don't you say, wait
22:44
Speaker 2: a minute, you have non essential workers? Why why are
22:47
Speaker 2: we paying for that?
22:49
Speaker 3: It's such a good it's such a good point. It's like,
22:51
Speaker 3: you know what, every once in a while you go
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Speaker 3: over the credit card statement and go like, oh, we
22:55
Speaker 3: paid twelve ninety nine for this, why are we doing that?
22:57
Speaker 3: But in the government it's like, we pay twelve billions
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Speaker 3: for this, why are we doing that? Hey, somebody else
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Speaker 3: has to look at their master card statement?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, I'm sorry. Oh no, I say, as
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Speaker 2: a great comedian, could you give Hakeem Jeffries some advice
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Speaker 2: on how to take a joke. This guy's the biggest
23:14
Speaker 2: stiff I've ever seen. Oh, I know.
23:17
Speaker 3: And it's funny because he's obviously like a karaoke Obama.
23:21
Speaker 3: You know, he's an Obama comber band. That's totally what
23:26
Speaker 3: he is. And you know, to Obama's credit, like the
23:29
Speaker 3: media never gave him a hard time, but he at
23:31
Speaker 3: least had a bit of a personality. Hakeem Jeffries, it's weird.
23:35
Speaker 3: He almost reminds me more of Hillary, and that the
23:38
Speaker 3: octaves in his voice never change, you know, like if
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Speaker 3: Hillary was the lead singer a Kiss, you'd be like,
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Speaker 3: I want to rock and roll all night in the
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Speaker 3: party every day And you're like, wow, you don't sound
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Speaker 3: that enthusi asked about it Hill, and that's kind of Jefferies.
23:53
Speaker 3: There's no passion. So he wants to be Obama. But
23:56
Speaker 3: to Obama's credit, he could at least get out there
23:58
Speaker 3: and sell you the bs that he was pedaling. Yeah,
24:01
Speaker 3: nobody buys a king. Like if I was the king, Jeffreys,
24:04
Speaker 3: I would want Trump to be accenting all of my
24:07
Speaker 3: videos with mariachi's and hats and mustaches because it gives
24:11
Speaker 3: them some life, you know.
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Speaker 2: And what about Schumer, He's like from nineteen eighty two.
24:16
Speaker 2: He's just so a relic updated sort of guy.
24:20
Speaker 3: Yeah. The problem with Schumer is and they Democrats always
24:23
Speaker 3: give us that speech about how we're the Party of
24:25
Speaker 3: the youth, and they're like, we're the Party of the
24:27
Speaker 3: youth this you know, this country needs new blood. From
24:30
Speaker 3: looking at Schumer, I assume they actually mean new blood
24:33
Speaker 3: like transfusions. You know. He looks like a villain on
24:39
Speaker 3: the Simpsons, and I don't ever know what to make
24:42
Speaker 3: of him. Because there's the problem with being in Washington,
24:45
Speaker 3: like he's seriously, Schumer's been in Washington since Washington, you
24:49
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, And it's like there's not going
24:52
Speaker 3: to be a position you don't contradict yourself on. So
24:54
Speaker 3: we've all heard the clips of him in the nineties
24:56
Speaker 3: in the early aughts being like a legal immigration it's
24:59
Speaker 3: all a scam for Medica benefits. There's all these illegals.
25:02
Speaker 3: That's where we can't let him in. And that was
25:04
Speaker 3: obviously on the complete opposite side of himself. Its every
25:07
Speaker 3: Democrat could just debate themselves. You can get like a
25:10
Speaker 3: hologram of like here's you a year ago, and you
25:12
Speaker 3: can just have that debate.
25:15
Speaker 2: And who told Schumer these glasses look good on you,
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Speaker 2: those big clunky glasses.
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Speaker 3: Listen, I'm not going to have you insult Schumer's stylist
25:26
Speaker 3: or his seeing eye dolls.
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Speaker 2: That's not nice. That's what he looks like. Yeah, he
25:30
Speaker 2: looks like he needs a dog with those glasses. So
25:33
Speaker 2: uh good. Hey, I'm sure you're thrilled that un week
25:37
Speaker 2: is over. That was pretty bad, wasn't it. That un General.
25:40
Speaker 3: Oh Man wasn't the best part though, That macrone had
25:43
Speaker 3: to get out and walk across town because they had
25:46
Speaker 3: the one street blocked off, And I was saying on
25:49
Speaker 3: my show, you know, it's.
25:50
Speaker 2: A real slap in the face to.
25:52
Speaker 3: A world leader when you got to get out and walk.
25:54
Speaker 3: But luckily mccron's used to getting slapped in the face
25:56
Speaker 3: by his wife. Do you remember that playing video She
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Speaker 3: beat him up on the plane and he had to
26:02
Speaker 3: get off like it was cool, dude.
26:05
Speaker 2: We all thought, man, yeah, I remember the day had
26:07
Speaker 2: that video Trump and Milania in the fight on the
26:10
Speaker 2: helicopter they were trying to go after But then the
26:12
Speaker 2: lip reader said it was Trump yelling at her, so
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Speaker 2: he wasn't getting slapped around apparently.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, they're not going to beat him up. No,
26:19
Speaker 3: McCrone looks like he's into it. Let's be honest. He
26:22
Speaker 3: looks like one of those people I would drive around
26:24
Speaker 3: in my taxi.
26:25
Speaker 2: Because that's thing about.
26:26
Speaker 3: New York tells you is the traffic's the worst on earth.
26:30
Speaker 3: But it's also the most lucrative week of the year
26:32
Speaker 3: if you're a cab driver, because there's a lot of
26:34
Speaker 3: people that have to get around street closures and get
26:36
Speaker 3: to embassies and York. They kind of will hire you
26:39
Speaker 3: for that knowledge. And you know a lot of these
26:42
Speaker 3: people I'm talking about get paid in singles and wear
26:45
Speaker 3: very high stiletto heels. You're taking up what I'm putting down. Yes,
26:50
Speaker 3: And that's the part of you. One week I miss
26:52
Speaker 3: as a driver is you know you're driving some some
26:55
Speaker 3: guy in a dress named Cinnabuns over to some embassy
26:58
Speaker 3: because there's a weirdo element waiting.
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Speaker 2: That was the point I enjoyed. Well, you haven't driven
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Speaker 2: in a while. I don't think it's singles anymore, is it.
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Speaker 3: No, you're right about that, so it's all kind of hunter.
27:13
Speaker 3: Biden changed the game. Now was wire transfers coming in
27:17
Speaker 3: from multiple entities.
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Speaker 2: Whole New world. Hey, uh, you were a cab driver.
27:22
Speaker 2: He's not kidding, he was a cab driver. Tell us
27:23
Speaker 2: the truth. Does the driver want to be stuck in
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Speaker 2: traffic and run up the meter or does he want
27:28
Speaker 2: to get the right over fast so you can get
27:29
Speaker 2: a new fare turnover?
27:32
Speaker 3: You want to right you want a faster ride. I'll
27:33
Speaker 3: tell you the reason why every fair that gets in
27:36
Speaker 3: you're getting the search charge. And maybe it's at night
27:39
Speaker 3: you're getting that differential So if you ran the meter
27:43
Speaker 3: for an hour right now, it might generate eighty two bucks,
27:46
Speaker 3: but if you turned over four fares, you're going to
27:49
Speaker 3: be around forty before you even take the ride or
27:53
Speaker 3: get tipped.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
27:54
Speaker 3: So unequivocally, you'd rather have four mid length fairs, five
27:59
Speaker 3: midlength fa in an hour, turnovers your friend, and every
28:02
Speaker 3: fourth or fifth person uses you as an affordable therapist
28:06
Speaker 3: if you're outgoing, and tips you extra money. So that happens,
28:09
Speaker 3: And that was definitely my strategy too. The reason guys
28:13
Speaker 3: want the long fair, like the airport fair, is at
28:15
Speaker 3: JFK and the taxi lot there is a massive gambling
28:19
Speaker 3: ring like for real, for real, what where they play
28:21
Speaker 3: this pie gal poker game and they like to play
28:23
Speaker 3: this Middle Eastern domino game I'm not making it up.
28:26
Speaker 3: And a lot of guys because when you go to JFK,
28:28
Speaker 3: you wait like an hour and a half for your
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Speaker 3: next fair, and a lot of guys gamble. It's like
28:33
Speaker 3: a card game basically, it's you know, it's almost like
28:35
Speaker 3: a recreational card game, but there's a lot of money
28:37
Speaker 3: at stake, and anytime you're driving to central taxi at JFK,
28:41
Speaker 3: if you see that massive lot of cabs. The reason
28:43
Speaker 3: nobody's in them is half of the guys are exercising,
28:46
Speaker 3: the other half are gambling. Okay, that's like a thing,
28:49
Speaker 3: and it's a funny, you know, it's a recreational thing,
28:50
Speaker 3: but it's pretty funny. It's like the new OTB. Instead
28:53
Speaker 3: of off track gambling, we have off road gambling.
28:56
Speaker 2: That's actually fascinating. But why would why would as a driver,
28:59
Speaker 2: why would you everyone to sit and do nothing for
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Speaker 2: an hour and a half when you could be doing
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Speaker 2: twelve fars?
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Speaker 3: Well, okay, because the thing is that JFK fair that
29:08
Speaker 3: that you take back is usually pretty lucrative, and it's
29:12
Speaker 3: for some guys drive. They exclusively do hotels and airports.
29:16
Speaker 3: What I mean is they have a guy at a hotel.
29:18
Speaker 3: They have a guy to hotel that they give twenty
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Speaker 3: bucks to at the beginning of the shift, who's going
29:21
Speaker 3: to give them the first airport fair? Then they're gonna
29:24
Speaker 3: wait and come back to that same hotel when they
29:26
Speaker 3: drop off. And the reason they do that is it
29:28
Speaker 3: actually minimizes the amount of driving in a shift and
29:32
Speaker 3: the money is comparable, meaning they might not always make
29:36
Speaker 3: as much some day as they'll make more depending on
29:37
Speaker 3: who they're dropping off at the hotel. But the big
29:40
Speaker 3: thing is it's just highway back and forth as opposed
29:43
Speaker 3: to the vehicular combat that I'm engaging in across town
29:47
Speaker 3: for twelve hours a day.
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Speaker 2: This is actually fascinating stuff. There's a book in here,
29:51
Speaker 2: or a Netflix documentary or something in this somewhere.
29:53
Speaker 3: This one, well, it won't be Netflix because I'm not
29:56
Speaker 3: trans but if I decide to make a move.
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Speaker 2: Well but great. Hey, Jimmy Faylor, what's on the tonight
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Speaker 2: show at nine o'clock?
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Speaker 7: Here?
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Speaker 2: It's all coming up.
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Speaker 3: We got Steve Hilton, he's gonna be the next governor
30:08
Speaker 3: of California. And my wife, Jenny Fayala making a rare
30:12
Speaker 3: in studio appearance. She's trying to have an intervention with
30:16
Speaker 3: me based on some things that have happened on the
30:19
Speaker 3: TV show in the last week and a half. I
30:21
Speaker 3: don't know what that means. She just said she's showing
30:23
Speaker 3: up as standards and practices, So I don't know what
30:26
Speaker 3: that means. I might be single this time tomorrow. No,
30:28
Speaker 3: no's I think she's great. You've got like your own
30:31
Speaker 3: joy Philpman there, it's great. Yeah, she's is, she's got
30:35
Speaker 3: she's got real chops, and she does, thankfully, she does
30:38
Speaker 3: have a sense of humor. And everybody's always like, oh,
30:41
Speaker 3: how did you get her? And I'm like, what do
30:43
Speaker 3: you mean? Women don't want to marry an overweight cab
30:45
Speaker 3: driver who has no health insurance?
30:47
Speaker 2: And it was a buckie forty grand Come on man
30:51
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30:58
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31:01
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31:07
Speaker 2: for being with us. You're the man. Marco Soon all right,
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Speaker 3: Now more Mark Simone on seven Tenry.
31:27
Speaker 2: So it's the day today, October second. It's the second
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Speaker 2: day of October. Now, it's actually where in autumn it's fall.
31:33
Speaker 2: Doesn't feel like it's beautiful and sunny out and it's
31:36
Speaker 2: gonna be a really nice weekend. Remember last week I
31:38
Speaker 2: said this will be like the last summer weekend. I
31:40
Speaker 2: take that back. This will be like the last summer weekend.
31:43
Speaker 2: It's gonna be near eighty and bright sunshine Saturday and Sunday.
31:47
Speaker 2: It's going to be a beautiful weekend. Daylight Saving Time
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Speaker 2: is not that far away, Evan as far as ending,
31:53
Speaker 2: like going back to standard time, that's gonna be well,
31:57
Speaker 2: not good, not good. But now tomorrow eleven am looks
32:02
Speaker 2: like that might be the next vote on the shutdown.
32:05
Speaker 2: Government is shut down. I keep mentioning that because nobody
32:07
Speaker 2: would notice. Otherwise who would notice? But it looks like
32:10
Speaker 2: tomorrow eleven am something could happen. Even Democrats, I think
32:14
Speaker 2: they've come to realize. Schumer Hakeem Jeffries the two biggest stiffs,
32:19
Speaker 2: the worst faces you could put on this, the worst representatives.
32:23
Speaker 2: The messaging from them is just absolutely awful. It's not working.
32:27
Speaker 2: Republicans and got their act together as far as messaging solidarity,
32:31
Speaker 2: So they may cave in tomorrow on the shutdown. If not,
32:36
Speaker 2: it'll probably end over the weekend. That should be the
32:39
Speaker 2: end of it. Hey Yankees tonight, right, Yeah, somehow the
32:43
Speaker 2: Yankees won last night. The series now tied tonight is
32:45
Speaker 2: the deciding game, six o'clock. Everybody should be watching that
32:50
Speaker 2: Yankees tonight at six. Anyway, we're out of time. I'll
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Speaker 2: be back tomorrow ten to noon. Tomorrow's Friday. That's the
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