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DONKEY: Man Caught For Fake PP Loan · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: Hee, bitch, It's.
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  Speaker 1: Time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.
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  Speaker 1: I could take it if you feel I deserve It
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  Speaker 1: ain't no big deal, I know. CHARLOTTEGNEI God gonna have
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  Speaker 1: honestly say his mouth. You gotta say something you may
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  Speaker 1: not agree with.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky that
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  Speaker 3: donkey that don't don't don't dunt dunk.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey other day right here to the breakfast club bitching.
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  Speaker 1: You can call me the donkey of the day, but
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  Speaker 1: like I'd mean no harm.
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  Speaker 3: Hey donkey of today for Tuesday, September fifth goals to
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  Speaker 3: a fifty nine year old man named Dana McIntyre. Now,
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  Speaker 3: back in twenty twenty, I told so many of y'all
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  Speaker 3: that were doing those fraudulent PPP loans.
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  Speaker 1: I told y'all that y'all was gonna land in PPP prison.
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  Speaker 3: So many of y'all went to the fake company Name
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  Speaker 3: Generator to find names.
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  Speaker 1: For your LLCs that didn't exist.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there really is a fake company Name Generator, and
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  Speaker 3: some of y'all was on there showing your natural asses.
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  Speaker 3: And for those who weren't y'all would just, you know,
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  Speaker 3: look around the room and whatever words you.
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  Speaker 1: Saw, you would name your company me after it.
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  Speaker 3: You see the phrase straight talk on the magazines, and
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  Speaker 3: now you straight talk LLC. All right, talk straight LLC
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  Speaker 3: if you want to switch it up a little. Some
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  Speaker 3: of y'all was just lazy with it ups. Second Day
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  Speaker 3: Air LLC, Love Monsters LLC. Some of y'all got real
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  Speaker 3: cute and thought you was getting over on the government
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  Speaker 3: and had LLC's like finally getting reparations LLC. The government
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  Speaker 3: owes us LLC getting my lick back on Uncle Sam LLC.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I remember it all, and I just want you to
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  Speaker 3: know you still going to prison, all right, just for
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  Speaker 3: the record, because y'all don't be paying attention. Last year,
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  Speaker 3: on August fifth, President Biden signed the PPP Bank Fraud
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  Speaker 3: and Harmonization Act that establishes a ten year statue of
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  Speaker 3: limitations for criminal charges and civil enforcement against a borrower
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  Speaker 3: who engages in fraud with respect to a PPP loan. Basically,
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  Speaker 3: y'all gonna be investigated and convicted of PPP fraud until
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  Speaker 3: the year twenty and thirty two. Okay, so I know
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  Speaker 3: some of you out there think y'all got away with it,
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  Speaker 3: No you didn't. They just going down the list and
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  Speaker 3: they gonna get the trapper die raise mellc soon guaranteed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and data McIntire's name has been called.
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  Speaker 3: See Dana just got sentenced to two years for getting
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  Speaker 3: a fraudulent PPP loan. Now, one of my favorite forms
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  Speaker 3: of entertainment in regard to PPP loans is two things. One,
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  Speaker 3: seeing how much money y'all had the audacity to be
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  Speaker 3: asking for. In two what y'all spent the money on. Well,
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  Speaker 3: needless to say, my guy Dana exceeded all my entertainment expectations.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to NBC Boston for the report police.
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  Speaker 2: So, according to federal investigators, Dana mcmcintyre applied for funding
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  Speaker 2: to help his Beverly restaurant, but lined about the number
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  Speaker 2: of employees he had on staff. Instead, they say he
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  Speaker 2: took the money, he sold the piece of shop, and
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  Speaker 2: then bought and fixed up an lpacka farm in Vermont,
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  Speaker 2: among other things, including being accused of using your time
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  Speaker 2: on a local radio station to host a show about cryptocurrency.
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  Speaker 2: So you can imagine hearing of this apparent scam has
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  Speaker 2: many local businesses and individuals just feeling really frustrated.
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  Speaker 3: Driving a clues boss with data mcintize, Dana said that
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do it, dammit.
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  Speaker 3: Number one hundred and sixty thousand dollars and fraudulent PPP
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  Speaker 3: loans and he used the money to open.
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  Speaker 1: Up and have pack apon.
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  Speaker 3: Now this is my problem and why Dana must get
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  Speaker 3: donkey today, and it says a lot about the society
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  Speaker 3: we live in. Dana is fifty nine years old. He
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  Speaker 3: already had his own pizzeria place, so he had a business.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if his business was profitable during COVID.
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  Speaker 3: You know a lot of reports say it wasn't, and
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  Speaker 3: that's what led him to commit the crime he committed.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, he said in his sentencing memorandum that he
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  Speaker 3: was a single father of two children whose pizzeria was
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  Speaker 3: badly profitable before the pandemic, and he became afraid.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I meant, He got afraid because he
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  Speaker 1: didn't need the uncertainty of the times.
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  Speaker 3: Look, man, if you got the capital to open a
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  Speaker 3: business and the business is barely profitable, you won Okay,
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  Speaker 3: badly profitable still means profitable and if you do take
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  Speaker 3: a hit during the pandemic, that's what the PPP loans
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  Speaker 3: were supposed to be for. And the fact you got
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  Speaker 3: six hundred and sixty thousand dollars back in PPP loans
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  Speaker 3: but didn't put it towards your actual business, the actual pizzerial,
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  Speaker 3: the employees, payroll expenses. You already have a business, okay,
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  Speaker 3: if you use PvP loans for that business, then your
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  Speaker 3: loan is forgiven. But you decided to say f the
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  Speaker 3: pizza real You want to invest in our package. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is what's frustrating me about you data. You are smart, okay,
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  Speaker 3: because you already opened up your own pizzeria, But the
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  Speaker 3: fact you had the idea to open up in our
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  Speaker 3: pack of farm dropping.
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  Speaker 1: The clues bombs of data.
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  Speaker 3: Again, Listen, man, our packers are used primarily for fiber production,
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  Speaker 3: but they're also a meat source in South America. Either way,
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  Speaker 3: you can get to the money having an our pack
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  Speaker 3: of farm.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Our pack of farms are profitable, high value, low maintenance,
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  Speaker 3: not to mention the unique benefits in the form of
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  Speaker 3: tax advantages, income defrail, investment compounding. But I know you
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  Speaker 3: know all of this, Danta, that's why you did it,
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  Speaker 3: and that's why you're getting donkey of today.
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  Speaker 1: Because you smarter than this.
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  Speaker 3: And you can't use the fact that you're a single
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  Speaker 3: father of two children. That's what he said, he's a
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  Speaker 3: single father of two children. Because being a single father
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  Speaker 3: of two children, there's all the more reason you can't
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  Speaker 3: afford to com no damn crimes. Who're taking care of
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  Speaker 3: those kids? Now you spend in the next two years
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  Speaker 3: of your life in prison. You know how long two
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  Speaker 3: years is? You fifty nine, and that means you'll come
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  Speaker 3: home when you're sixty one. Life expectancy of men in
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  Speaker 3: America is seventy seven. Granted, some men are living longer nowadays,
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  Speaker 3: but let's just say seventy seven, is it. That means
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  Speaker 3: you got about seventeen more years left? Seventeen Summers, seventeen Christmas,
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  Speaker 3: is seventeen thanksgivings. However, you want to break it up,
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  Speaker 3: you only got seventeen of them things left, and you
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  Speaker 3: spending two of them in prison for no other reason
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  Speaker 3: than good old American greed.
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  Speaker 1: Kids.
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  Speaker 3: The lesson to be learned here is if something is
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  Speaker 3: too good to be true, it probably is and if
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  Speaker 3: you got a fraudulent PPP loan, it's not a matter
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  Speaker 3: of if you're going to jail, it's a matter of win.
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  Speaker 3: Please give Dana McIntire the sweet time to the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doll gee of the day,
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  Speaker 1: the dogee all the day. How much did you get again?
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  Speaker 3: Sixty thousand that he could have used towards his actual business.
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  Speaker 1: He had a pizzeria. But then about the legitimate business. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't have to do all of that.
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  Speaker 3: He could have just told about the actual number of
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  Speaker 3: employees he has, you know, the payroll expenses, got what
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  Speaker 3: he was supposed to get, put it towards his business.
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  Speaker 1: Paula loan forgiving. That's it and.
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  Speaker 3: Listen uh the president of the FATA Lives Mattic Committee.
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  Speaker 3: He got hungry when I started talking about our pack
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  Speaker 3: of meat. But he said he got a little song
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  Speaker 3: for old man McIntire when he had higel out packer.
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  Speaker 4: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Old McIntire had up farm Yi yai yo. He bought
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  Speaker 5: that farm with money he stole.
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  Speaker 1: It was a PvP loan.
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  Speaker 5: He say that jams from he tried to scam.
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  Speaker 1: He appeared cress some kids.
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  Speaker 5: Now he said for two years back entire had a
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  Speaker 5: farmer y, the oltpacka farm sent him to jail.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't trying to sell the l packers.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, because they're a good source of fiber. Well
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  Speaker 1: did he sell any I don't think so. It's an
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  Speaker 1: outpack of a good business. It's profitable.
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  Speaker 4: It's an outpacker in the back of a gas station
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  Speaker 4: in Dallas right now, really fuel city. Yes, it's an alpaca.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even sure if it's any other animals. It's
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  Speaker 4: like a gas station, a typo place, a car wash,
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  Speaker 4: and it's a random outpacka in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Did they have a buffet? They got a buffet. I
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  Speaker 1: know what that ala going.
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  Speaker 4: I'm vegetarian.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you. I don't want no problems, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that donkey to Dame b E. T
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  Speaker 1: Piece for see how tomorrow. Yes,