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Show #267 Balls Deep in Games · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you that's why. Is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode two sixty seven of b
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  Speaker 2: F Y t W The Balls Deep Episode.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, we did it, guys, We're gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: right here.
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  Speaker 3: You better favorite that Patreon. I'm gonna say, man, if
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  Speaker 3: five fucks.
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  Speaker 2: You're worth it. Here it's the twenty dollars horrid here
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  Speaker 2: all over again.
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  Speaker 1: Really get it once again. There's a bit of time.
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  Speaker 2: Off, not for any real reason. Patreon members, you'll understand
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  Speaker 2: if you listen to the behind the scenes that we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna eventually release of our patriot, but not for any
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  Speaker 2: real reason. Uh, it's just gonna be a normal episode.
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  Speaker 2: We're just gonna have some fun. But I'm sleepy, Stevie's
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  Speaker 2: goofy and angry, so let's get to it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the emotions from that movie that I didn't
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  Speaker 3: see because I heard it was sad.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot of things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a movie about emotion, sad.
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  Speaker 2: Sad is gonna be in there somewhere. But there's also
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  Speaker 2: the other one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like angry.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, right now, it's gonna be an interesting episode. I
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  Speaker 2: swear to God and we can make them happy. By
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  Speaker 2: the end, legitimately has had enough of our shift, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna move on and try and give them
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  Speaker 2: as little ship as I can. Uh, let's get to
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  Speaker 2: our introductions.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: He is a gamer and a storyteller, and I hope
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  Speaker 2: I didn't offend him.
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  Speaker 6: He's augy.
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  Speaker 4: What I like how you guys like?
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  Speaker 5: You know, I guess I did give off the kind
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  Speaker 5: of like pissed off a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're not really, He's just
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  Speaker 2: really funny at the time. So, so here's your question
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  Speaker 2: for this week. Is there a collection that you have
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  Speaker 2: that you're simultaneously proud of and maybe a little ashamed of.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, easily my T and D book collection.
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  Speaker 5: I've taken pictures, I've probably put it online almost everybody
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: There are people who have way more than way sure,
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  Speaker 4: but like I shouldn't have so many.
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  Speaker 5: I don't play it enough as much as I talk
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  Speaker 5: about it, and just yeah, I just have so much,
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  Speaker 5: so much of it, and it's always a pain in
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  Speaker 5: They asked to move around.
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  Speaker 2: I mean technically, technically, technically we're all sinks sort of.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Ceb, you're in a throuble. But like on paper,
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  Speaker 2: sinks is a single income no kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah there is.
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  Speaker 2: It's more it's more common to hear dinks, which are
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  Speaker 2: double income no kids. Basically means a couple who are
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  Speaker 2: together but they don't have kids, so they w f.
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  Speaker 1: The clown cloud.
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  Speaker 2: Ship. As soon as you travel, you can be a
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  Speaker 2: joint because that's a double offshore income no kids. I
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  Speaker 2: just made that up.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Dinks and sinks are real acronyms to describe.
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  Speaker 4: Ever knew that as But that's different.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's why it's long story short, you know,
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  Speaker 2: until you know, until the economy is thrown in the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: We had all this expendable income we're using to get collections. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: So I completely understand. Uh, And I thought I thought
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  Speaker 2: it would apply to all three of us. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: curious to see he is a veteran and a podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: and a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie, It's Steve.
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  Speaker 6: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Still me, I kind of feel like weird is a misnomer.
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  Speaker 2: You're not as weird as you are.
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  Speaker 1: Goofy, You'll go goofy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah is a better better word because it implies more
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  Speaker 2: joy than weird, right, Yeah, weird. Weird has a sort
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  Speaker 2: of off putting connotation to it, which you don't deserve.
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  Speaker 2: So it should have been good do weird things.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, I am, but it's all from a place
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  Speaker 1: of joy. Oh yeah ninety eight. The other two it's
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  Speaker 1: anger like.
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  Speaker 2: A yeah, but he doesn't let that out like he
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  Speaker 2: said two percent, Stevie. Is there a collection that you
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  Speaker 2: have that you are both proud of and ashamed of
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  Speaker 2: at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have like a collection of collections, Like
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  Speaker 3: I really don't have like a single I got like
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  Speaker 3: themed stuff, like I got a bunch of Kevin Smith stuff,
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  Speaker 3: or I have a bunch of Batman things. But I
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  Speaker 3: don't have like a collection of anything, Like I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I have like a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of well, I guess I have a comic collection,
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  Speaker 3: but they've been stored away for like five years.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't really looked at them or seen them in
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  Speaker 1: a while.
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  Speaker 2: That Isn't that a little shameful? Is that you have
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  Speaker 2: this massive collection that you just don't enjoy it's just
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  Speaker 2: in a box.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, so, yeahs I don't Is this there
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  Speaker 3: you know, I know something for worse some money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I guess I would have
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  Speaker 1: to be X.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't use fair enough, fair enough. And finally
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  Speaker 2: I'm your host Pancil Sarah hit It White Stars. And
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  Speaker 2: the reason I asked this question is because they recently
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  Speaker 2: pulled out all of my handheld gaming devices. And I
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  Speaker 2: mean all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I.
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  Speaker 2: Took a picture just because I had a massive collection
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  Speaker 2: of them out on my desk, and then I realized, hey, wait,
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  Speaker 2: there's more, and I went and I went, like rooted
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  Speaker 2: through my entire apartment and pulled out every handheld I
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  Speaker 2: could find and lay out another collection of them on
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  Speaker 2: my bed. So I have two pictures filled with about
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  Speaker 2: forty different handheld devices. Oh my god, you can play
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  Speaker 2: video games on Uh it's extreme, and I fully admitted
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  Speaker 2: it's extreme. It probably started with the Vita and the
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  Speaker 2: Nintendo DS. Those are the first, the first ones I
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  Speaker 2: bought that I that i've hung onto that I still have.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I have an original game Boy back in
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  Speaker 2: the day that is long gone. Also had a game
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  Speaker 2: Boy Advance that was also sold at some point, but
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  Speaker 2: like since then, I've collected you know, a shit ton
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  Speaker 2: of other ones, and especially since I moved into the apartment,
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  Speaker 2: I needed something to do, so I needed projects to
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  Speaker 2: fill my time. So I started buying these these these
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  Speaker 2: like boutique you know, bespoke handhelds that are either like
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  Speaker 2: Android based or Linux based or some other you know,
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  Speaker 2: sort of low weight os that allows you to put
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  Speaker 2: retro gaming systems on them and go crazy. Some of
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  Speaker 2: them I handmade, which I'm very proud of, like the
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  Speaker 2: Odroid Go and the Odroid Go Advance are actually like kits,
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  Speaker 2: and you actually put together the kit and then you
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  Speaker 2: have your own and you can customize it however you want.
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  Speaker 2: Like I spray painted the first one, I think, just
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  Speaker 2: just this kind of royal blue, and then I got
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  Speaker 2: a translucent purple which I thought was super hot. Nice,
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  Speaker 2: and then I did another blue one, a sort of
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  Speaker 2: sort of translucent blue one on the third one. But
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  Speaker 2: you know, their mine, you know, I built them. There,
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  Speaker 2: their their era in stations for lack of a better term.
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  Speaker 2: So I was very pleased with those. But then there's
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  Speaker 2: a whole bunch that I just bought and then like configured,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they came pre made. There's there's a ton
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  Speaker 2: of them, just absolutely a ship ton and just kind
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  Speaker 2: of an embarrassing ship ton. Once I, once I laid
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  Speaker 2: them all out, I was like, Jesus Christ, what's wrong
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  Speaker 2: with me? And here's like aside from that and slight
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  Speaker 2: moment of shame, you know, there there was a point
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  Speaker 2: of pride, you know, there was I do love some
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  Speaker 2: of them, like absolutely, I've gotten I've gotten so much
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  Speaker 2: of my money's worth out of the r O G
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  Speaker 2: l I x oh YEA, the scheme deck competitor that
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  Speaker 2: has easily twice the battery power is I absolutely enjoy
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  Speaker 2: the crap out of it. I was playing it this
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  Speaker 2: morning and I've I've been playing it on and off
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  Speaker 2: for months, and I really enjoy that thing. But but
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  Speaker 2: like half of these are just like they're dead. They're dead.
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  Speaker 2: I tried pulling up some of the old ones and
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  Speaker 2: I you know, tried playing with them and charging. Some
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't even charge, So I'm like, fuck. I think the
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  Speaker 2: majority of the cases are that the SD cards that
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  Speaker 2: are that are holding all their data are like corrupted,
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  Speaker 2: Like some of them are still had their their SD
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  Speaker 2: cards that came with them from China. Whereas whereas others
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  Speaker 2: are just old sand discs that I think have have
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  Speaker 2: those all lasted their their usefulness. In fact, most of
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  Speaker 2: the when I looked up some of the ones that
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  Speaker 2: I thought were salvageable and tried to find out what
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  Speaker 2: could be wrong with them, most of them said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's probably the SD card needs to be replaced. You
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  Speaker 2: need to rewrite the operating system onto it, which means
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  Speaker 2: you lose everything, but you have to put all your games.
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  Speaker 1: Back on it.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, eh, but the thing is that
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  Speaker 2: modern st cards last much longer. Yes, true, Yeah, Like
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  Speaker 2: they've come a long way since like ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: They they were they were they weren't designed, they weren't
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  Speaker 2: going to last very long. They're they're very like volatile,
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  Speaker 2: so they don't hold up over time. Newer ones actually
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  Speaker 2: do hold up for much longer. So hopefully if I
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  Speaker 2: just replaced some of the SD cards in some of
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  Speaker 2: these now, mind you, some of them are fucking gone.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do. Uh, there's the one I
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  Speaker 2: just want, even Boots. No matter what I do, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I think you're fucked buddy, you know. And and some
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  Speaker 2: of the others exhibit similar cyre just kind of Messing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think of you that fondly that I'm heartbroken
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  Speaker 2: over it, but like still, but I was still kind
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  Speaker 2: of astonished to see after pulling everything out, I still
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  Speaker 2: didn't find everything. I have a three DS, I know
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  Speaker 2: I own it. I can't find it. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where it went. I've been looking everywhere. I also own
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  Speaker 2: a second game gear. Also don't know where that went. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I may I may have sold that one when I
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  Speaker 2: sold my game collection. I may have thrown that in
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  Speaker 2: with the stuff that went to Mark Miller. But oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: the the uh uh the owner and creator of litl Con.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just listening to the.
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  Speaker 1: Episode U anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the collection that I am proud of and
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  Speaker 2: ashamed of at the same time. But my Veta is
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  Speaker 2: still kicking fuck yeah, yeah, all hail the ps Veta.
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  Speaker 2: It should it should have gotten much more sales than
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  Speaker 2: lasted much longer than it did. That is a beast
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  Speaker 2: of a machine. Anyway, we are here to play some games,
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  Speaker 2: shall we do it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, let's do some games.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds good to me. Game one is going to
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  Speaker 2: be have I got bad news for you this one.
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  Speaker 2: I've got three news stories. All our players have to
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  Speaker 2: do is decide which of these news stories I decided
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  Speaker 2: is the worst news of the week. Now, the good
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  Speaker 2: news is that these are typically pretty good news stories.
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  Speaker 2: Generally speaking, when we do have I Got bad news
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  Speaker 2: for you, they're typically good news stories. You just have
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  Speaker 2: to tell me which one is the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Yay, So it's gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 2: As opposed to the other version, which is, have I
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  Speaker 2: got good news for you, which you need to find
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  Speaker 2: the best of three bad stories. So that's a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of a downer. I've been trying to avoid that
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  Speaker 2: as much as I can. So let's start with our
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  Speaker 2: first news story. British man unwittingly buys back his own
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  Speaker 2: stolen car. Just a heads up, if you find a
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  Speaker 2: deal that seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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  Speaker 2: Nine times out of ten, there's gonna be something fishy
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  Speaker 2: about the thing you're buying. Yeah, it's true, so you
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  Speaker 2: and Valentine was upset when somebody swiped his beloved Honda
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  Speaker 2: Civic type R.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, insurance claims and police investigations take time, so he
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  Speaker 2: had no choice but to buy a replacement vehicle, and
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  Speaker 2: as a delightful surprise, he found another Type R online
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  Speaker 2: and it looked just like the one he'd lost. Oh
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  Speaker 2: and it wasn't too expensive, so it was perfect deal.
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  Speaker 2: He paid more than twenty five thousand dollars for the
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  Speaker 2: car and started driving it home, and that's when he
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  Speaker 2: realized it didn't just look like his, it also handled
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  Speaker 2: like his. Not only that it had a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: trash in it they seem to recall leaving in the car,
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  Speaker 2: like a tent peg in in the boot as they said,
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  Speaker 2: in the trunk uh and uh and some some wrappers
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  Speaker 2: from some food he'd remembered eating. And realized he'd unwittingly
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  Speaker 2: handed out a bunch of cash to buy back his
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  Speaker 2: own Pilford vehicle. Ah silver lining. He did get his
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  Speaker 2: car back, and his insurance company will reimburse the money
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  Speaker 2: once once they go through it and you know, collect
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  Speaker 2: all the evidence for the police, who are definitely going
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  Speaker 2: to now have a lead on to track down these
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  Speaker 2: these thieves. Yeah, so this happened.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's kind of fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: Holy shit, Like I mean, like how did you not know?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Like out of them like this, like right away, out
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  Speaker 3: of them, Like that's really odd.
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  Speaker 4: Like everything's just like the license plates off.
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  Speaker 2: You and admitted. In hindsight, I think my judgment was
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  Speaker 2: a little clouded by how desperate I was to replace
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  Speaker 2: my car, so I didn't do the most thorough check.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't know, like the fucking VIN number,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. The VIN number had been changed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, Yeah, his his identification MET number didn't match
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  Speaker 2: because the thieves had tampered with the car. However, they
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  Speaker 2: also tried to override the VIN on the car's computer system. However,
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  Speaker 2: professional mechanics extracted the original VIN, proving that it was
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  Speaker 2: indeed his vehicle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucked up. Geez, those guys were good and
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  Speaker 3: they knew what the fuck they were doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh they made twenty five thousand dollars out of
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  Speaker 2: the deal, So.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, that's fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: Very clearly. They are skilled and talented. Damn any other
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  Speaker 2: thoughts before we move on, because like me.
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  Speaker 1: At least, they still a good car to an R
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  Speaker 1: type civic. Fuck. Yeah, shit, this is something fun and fast,
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  Speaker 1: I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, ready for something more fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Story number two. The world's tallest dog has a playdate
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  Speaker 2: with the world's smallest dog opposite is attract Uh and
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  Speaker 2: uh God, here's an adorable story to prove that that
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  Speaker 2: is absolutely true. Reginald is the world's the Guinness World
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  Speaker 2: Records title holder for being the tallest pooch on the planet,
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  Speaker 2: towering above three feet. Pearl is his complete opposite, barely
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  Speaker 2: breaking the three and a half inch mark.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck three and a half inch?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how is it even Fuck dude.
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  Speaker 6: It's like it's like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's about that tall. Just hand my hand,
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  Speaker 2: just above the table. You might think that them being
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  Speaker 2: vastly different sizes would cause problems, but they actually got
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  Speaker 2: along very well. I'm assuming their differences are what brought
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  Speaker 2: them together, because they both tried to figure out what
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  Speaker 2: on earth that large slash tiny thing.
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  Speaker 5: The small dog in question, I assuming the picture shown
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  Speaker 5: and the article is correct. The small dog in question
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  Speaker 5: is a Chihuahua and the large dog is a Great Dane.
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  Speaker 2: Pearl is a Chihuaha from Florida, so you're absolutely uh
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  Speaker 2: and Reginald.
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  Speaker 1: A Great Dane from Australia.
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  Speaker 2: It is a Great Dane, but he's not from Australia.
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  Speaker 2: He's from Idaho.
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  Speaker 1: Potato plan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, great danes are like really really good natured dogs. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and chihuahuas think they're the biggest dog in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahala was gonna be in charge of that great day
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  Speaker 1: now forever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be the leader.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, one hundred percent, like those fucking cartoons back
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  Speaker 1: in the day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's so much fun.
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  Speaker 2: But Reginald, despite being as tall as he is, is
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  Speaker 2: according to his owner Sam, his size and his uh
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  Speaker 2: his name are somewhat misleading. Sam said, he's just a
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  Speaker 2: big baby. He acts like a human toddler. He's super playful,
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  Speaker 2: very vocal, very much. He'll tell you what he wants
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  Speaker 2: when he wants it. That said, he's tall enough that
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  Speaker 2: he can eat off counters, so his owners have gone
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  Speaker 2: to great lengths to teach him only from his bowl,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: which sits on a two foot tall pedestal. He does
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  Speaker 2: get one concession, though, whenever he's thirsty, he's allowed to
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  Speaker 2: drink straight out of the sink.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, I can do this.
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  Speaker 2: Pearl, on the other hand, is described by her family
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  Speaker 2: as a pocket sized diva, much like her larger counterpart.
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  Speaker 2: She will let you know when she wants something, but
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  Speaker 2: She's not yappy like you would expect ho to be.
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  Speaker 2: She expresses herself like a cow. She'll snort, moan, or snore,
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  Speaker 2: but rarely barks. And she's a fashion fashionista. She owns
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of outfits and appears to genuinely enjoy wearing them.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Her mother, Vanessa, says, her wardrobe is I think bigger
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: than mine.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: She chooses what she wants to wear each day, and
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: it's really funny for me because I can actually see
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: her mood that day, says Vanessa.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucking crazy. But I get pampering your animals.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I am one hundred percent guilty of it. I'll give
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: my animals whatever the fuck they want. But I only
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: go so far.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You know. It's like I don't have outfits for that
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: dog's making her go out by his clothing. The dog
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: tells it. She speaks to me, No one's around. My god,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: we need to go shopping. We just went chopping yesterday. Yes,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that was yesterday. I need another out for tomorrow.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: How long that is in dog years?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Now, let's go shopping.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: As a final tip off to the story, at the
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: very bottom of it is a picture of the Chuahua's
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: paw on the Reginald's paw, and it is just as
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: stark a contrast as you can imagine, absolutely tiny, massive
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: his hoof.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Small white pebble and a massive oil spill.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's really cute. I'm so glad that they
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: got along because that's adorable anyway. Yeah, I just really
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: enjoyed that, so I had to include that story. And
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: then finally we have a story number three. Climber rescued
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: from mounta Fuji and then rescued again because he went
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: back for his phone.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Oh they got him. I'm so so they rescued him,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: you know, so glad.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It's the old saying, rescue me from Mount Fuji wants
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: shame on you. Rescue me from Mount Fuji twice.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Shame on me, Yes, rescue me from Mount Fuji three times.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Mount Fuji is stealing people?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely one of those pescastle bullshit.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our our hero if you want to call him that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: As a twenty seven year old Chinese man, he's a
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: college student living in Japan, and he turns out to
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: be an enthusiastic mountain climber. Enthusiasm doesn't directly translate to skill,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: pointing that out. He was doing just fine the first
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: time and climbed to an elevation of more than ninety
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: eight hundred feet. Unfortunately, at that point, the mountain started
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: to get the best of him. He started feeling ill
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: due to altitude sickness, which is caused by off falling
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: oxygen levels in the blood. He wanted to turn back,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: but then he somehow managed to lose his crampons, which
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: are spike detachments fixed to your feet to provide more
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: traction on icy rocks. With his gear gone and feeling sick,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: he had no option but to call for help, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: a helicopter picked him up and took him to the hospital.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: He recovered in the hospital for a couple of days
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: before being discharged, But then he realized he couldn't find
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: his phone and the last time he'd used it was
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: up on Mount Fuji, so that's where the phone had
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: to be. Oh well, he sure wasn't about to do
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: something smart and buy a new phone, so he set
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: up him out and again four days later to try
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: and retrieve his lost cell phone. He advanced right back
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: up to where he was before ninety eight hundred feet
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: and he came down with altitude sickness again. Another mountain
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: climber found him and alerted the authorities, and a helicopter
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: picked him up once more and took him back to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: the hospital. I would genuinely give a lot to have
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: been in that helicopter this second time.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Why to push him out of it?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That conversation must have been something must have been just unbelievable.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Like imagine the hospital be like, wait, he's back, Oh,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: did it like come back?
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: He's like no, no, he went back up usually.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Against those tip things. But from that point I'm like,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you can put up the little tip
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: machine for those helicopter people.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Now, this is all None of this should have happened.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Because the mountain is officially closed from September to July.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: There's only two months in the climbing season. Outside of that,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to be up there because the conditions
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: are too hazardous.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, So him and the other climber were both violating
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: They were both.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: They were both violating the rules. So, following his double attempt,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: the police of the prefecture in which this mountain resides
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: reiterated their advice that people not try climbing Mount Fuji
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: outside of the official season.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Please, with the love of God, stop trying to kill yourself.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: And double that, if you leave your phone up high
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: up on a mountain, fucking leave it there. Phones are replaceable,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: you are not well. To be fair, I just replaced
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: my phone and it was a monumental pain in the ass. Really,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: so much is tied to our phone nowadays, I would
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: have considered it. I'm not a mountain climber. I'm not
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: a mountain climber.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: But if say you left it to avoid going again,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: like you left your phone, like five hours away.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Months of work to get everything turned over to this
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: new phone, I had to call several companies and stand
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: on the phone for hours to get my things phone numbers.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Not just a new phone, it was a new number too,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it was a double les. Anyway, those are
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: three news stories. Our players have to figure out which
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: one of these I thought was the worst news story
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: of the week. Fair, uh, And this might be tough,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: but uh, I guess I won last. Stevie says he
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: won last, So I will go with that, and you
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: get the first choice with.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: That, check me what call in and find out the
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: worst of the best, right, Yes, which.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Of these is the worst news story of the week?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: For the point, I think, I think that the British
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Man unwittingly buying back is stolen car.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's just like anyone doing that, Like you
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: don't check.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: I get being like exasperated and being desperate and be like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: oh god, I need a vehicle because I gotta do stuff,
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: will get some over.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: But like when you're you, I'm pretty sure.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You'd recognize your vehicle.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I know, Like I assume they didn't change the paint
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: job at all. They just changed the view.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: The same color and everything.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, no way, it color, same colors, same color.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Wow, it's got the same gash in the side of.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: This even had the same custom exhaust system he'd put
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: in himself.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's on him. That's a him. I'm not that
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: big of a car guy, but I know for a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: fact what my car would look like the minute open
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the trunk up, like I would like I would know, like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I put up the glove box out here, there's my
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: uh the registrate.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Name on it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got good one. That's a good call yet.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so Oggie's coming with the British man
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: unwittingly buying back his own stolen car. Stevie, you must
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: pick one of the other two.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going with the worst story being the idiot who
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: went back up on the fucking mountain, not only violating
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the law twice, wasting ems twice, and the hospital and
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: the bill and plenty of other things, not to mention
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: pissing off the carrier when he gets back because you
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: know that phone is no longer working. He's going into
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: that store and some fucking eighteen year old kids like
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I can't transfer to data because his phone is ruined,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: and he's getting to get like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Ship for that. So fuck that guy. She'll left him
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: on the fucking mountain.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: You should climb out a third time.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and nobody go get him this time.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Or do because it's illegal to be up there.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, throw them off of it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, this one is real close. You guys were
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: absolutely to You guys were absolutely right to leave the
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: dogs out, because obviously that's right. That's my favorite. I
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: love that. I love the fact they got along. They
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: like Reggie actually got down on the couch so so
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Pearl could actually like get up close to him and whatnot,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: and then they cuddled together while their owners were talking about,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: you know, the experience of raising the two different dogs.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure this whole thing was like a
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: publicity stump put together by Guinness themselves, but I kind
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: of don't care. It's yeah, it was Guinness the web.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: The news is on the Guinness website. That's fairly good.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like the engineering arena or something,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: but it was super cute and I just really dug
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: that cool. So it obviously we came down between the
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: other two, and this was really difficult to decide, but
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: in the end I went with the British man who
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: bought back his own stolen car. Yep, that's absolutely yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: The Chinese dude was stupid, but he was also a
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: college student and he probably didn't have that much money,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: which might have played into his decision not to tie.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: But still, at the same time, it was pretty fucking dumb. However,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: this this this dude who bought his his car back.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: He's a software engineer. He makes more than enough money
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: to pay twenty five thousand dollars in cash all at
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: once and just have his car immediately paid off. And
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: that just kind of makes me hate.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: This guy so because he didn't really get punished for
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, not that he should be punished his car stolen.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: He's not going to get punished, is the thing? For
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: his stupidity is that the the insurance company is going
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: to reimburse the money, which is.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Infuriating at the same time, it's like, yeah, it's like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: how could you not know?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: It's true? Yeah, it's it's it's incomprehensible stupidity, which honestly
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: is the domain of the rich at this point. So
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: in any event, uh, that is gonna be one point
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: to augumize the lead episode. Swell done, aug We'll see
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: if you can hold on to that lead. Game two
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: is gonna be where two points. We're gonna play it
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: right after this.
• 28:40
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. Before we get into game two,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I was told there was a thing, not a voicemail,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: not an email, not a comment, but an audio thing.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: There's an audio thing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of concerned that you're you're prefacing it
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: by saying it's not any of those things.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sent to us.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's before we know it's not a voicemail.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just play this you see it, audigate the
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: very end, play that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yo, this is MC test. These nuts bringing the cuts
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and rubbing the butts. You can't step to me, you see,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: because I rule with.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Aaron and Doggy the published author's words will truly take you.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Don't believe my word rethining rake up. Then I'll go
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: bust in with some knowledge and facts, throwing them stacks
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: at them, fat cats and hats. So hit his back
• 30:20
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• 30:23
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• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh my god.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Holy.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: God, damn it. I need that ship on my phone tomorrow.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, you are the whitest dude I know, right, Jesus.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Mad white man man.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Why I did that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Real quick when I was muted with all that myself.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Let me write this up real quick.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: You do it real fast, idea on a damn it
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I was. I was literally just like, fuck, man, what
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: is he doing? But then some of the rhymes are
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: pretty hot. I got it. Go admit, appreciate that your
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: wrapping skill needs some sumbing to be desired.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: It might have been a little high, you were, definitely.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But it was good. It was good, son. I need
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: to have that on my phone. It is going to
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: be your fucking ring tone. MC Testes Nuts.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I'll put it on.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I don't even care if I'm in the middle of
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: like a crowded elevator and that hick goes off, I'm
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: be jamming, like, Yeah, it's mc testes Nuts. He's the
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: hot He's the hottest rapper that's going right now.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Buffalo represent.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Buffalo rap scene. Look out testing Nuts coming in man.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: If I can bringing DJ Skittles up in here too, rapper.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Back, damn it. That's amazing. That is amazing. All right, Well,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna top that, but you might as well try.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Let's try, let's try.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Game two is gonna be pitch me Baby one more
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: time now. So it turns out that my boys here
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: kind of misunderstood my prompt. So we discussed it, and
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: during the breaks they actually pitched me what they originally
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: thought the prompt was about. Uh So, if you want
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: to hear that you need to be a Patret member.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: This is five bucks a month. We'll go over it
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: at the end of the show. But having said that,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: we're still gonna play the game, and they're gonna actually
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: have a real prompt to go with this. Yeah, but
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: it's interesting. It's gonna be interesting to hear because I
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: understand they didn't put as much time into these as
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: they did the other one, so we'll see. Uh So,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: here's what they were given. April twenty was National Gummy
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Bear Day, and I've consumed more than my fair share
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: of the gummy bastards. So instead of food, I want
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: something else. I want you to pitch me a crossover
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: between gummy bears and an entertainment property. The result can
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: be a book, a TV show, a movie, or a
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: video game. Best crossover pitch wins. I was looking for
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: something entertainment, so to speak. They were looking for food.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I think they were just both stoned and hungry and
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: were like, gunny beer sounds good, what can we make
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: a food out of? So it'll be interesting to hear
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: exactly how half baked these patches, these pitches are. But
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I will tell you that if you are a patreot,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: remember it is one hundred percent worth going and listening
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: to the behind the scenes of that one, because those
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: pitches were wild. Yes, so let's see, Stevie, you lost
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: the last game. Would you like to go first or second?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Oh? I think we have all ego first this time.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so ah, in that case, pitch me your Gummy
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Bears entertainment crossover.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: All right, So basically Disney is going to do a
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: crossover with with Gummy Bears but using the Star Wars
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: ip and they're basically going to have a variant of Ewoks.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so good. Oh shit, fuck gummy ewoks.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Gummy Ewoks. But and it kind of has a dark
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: twist if you think about it having gummy Ewoks, because
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: if you like, if you put gummy ewoks back in
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: like episode six. The end of that episode would be
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: like where have all the people gone? But you know,
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: on the bright side, the rebels would still win in
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: the end because the uh, the Imperial Stormtroopers would be
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: so hopped up on sugger their aim would never get
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: any better.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Okay, So not a
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: lot there, but I didn't like what was there. Yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: it's a good choice. Honestly, that was awesome.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I like the idea you could do it, Java is
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: if you want to.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: The small creatures from start.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, I love this.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's a lot of little little bear like
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: creatures run around that fucking franchise. Yeah. You could even
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: go big and get gummy wookies.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a good one, just like.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: The giant gummy bear.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who would gummy bear?
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: That's what you sound with, Like, have a gummy bear
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: watched in your throat?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Stevie, what do you got?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's my new pitch, Guvey Bears of the old
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: nineties cartoon as an adult animated movie. Now, the Gummy.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Bears have been run out of their tree village, but
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: still have their gummy berry juice as a power up,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: but they're inviting, but they're invading care a lot of
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: the care Bears and this always needed comic crossover. The
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Gummy Bears have had enough bouncing around and a ready
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: to lay claim to the true Bear empire. Tenderheart versus
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: gruffy Gummy Tummy Gummy versus Grumpy Hell.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Even Lady Bain and dark.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Heart can make an appearance and they have to team
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: up and take them all out together. Like, dude, this
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: shit could be fucking epic. Do you ever watch those
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: fucking movies The car Beer Ones one and two? Fucking
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: sick man, this could be like the trilogy that ends
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: it all.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Man, If I recall the first one actually made a
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: big impression on me as a.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Child, the first that was not the camp one, right,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: that was the second one, dark Heart, I remember dark
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: the first one though.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Here's the only The only problem with your pitch is
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I actually think the Gummy Bears and care Beers have
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: crossed over already once before.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: But not to fight each other in like Marvel style
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: and then team up the fight on the fucking dark
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Bitch and Dark Heart yeah, maybe it's almost.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Like Batman Superman.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: They fight each other first and then they team up
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: to take those bitches out who got them running out
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: of their forest ship.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Well, in any event, whether it actually does exist or doesn't,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going with is a stronger. It's a
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: stronger idea. It's fair Yours had a little bit more
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: meat on the bones, but I think Augis has more potential,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to go with that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's fair.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Having said that, like, I still whether it exists or not,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I still enjoy the care Bears Gummy Bears crossover. I'm
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: just I'm just googling to see if it actually does exist.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Probably does. I wouldn't be surprised.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It seems almost obvious you think about it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I mean they do in case of food. You can
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: still buy from the candy warehouse a care Bears Gummy
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Bears three point one out pack or theater box, So
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the care Bears they crossed over in case of food.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: But I seem to recall there actually being like a
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: like I don't know if it was a TV show
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: or if it was or if it was a comic book,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: it was something like they actually did crossover like the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: the two and.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Could be out of my as no, no care beers
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: did do a crossover. I just can't remember who they
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: did it with.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I I just can't remember.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Thought it was something different, who knows, who knows? Probably
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: some other fucking bear like Winnie the Pooh or some ship.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it could have been anything. But to
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: be fair, I just can't find it. But it doesn't
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: matter fair neither here nor there, nor everywhere. So I
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: couldn't help myself, all right. So with that, OGI has
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: three point to see.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said that one game.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Is crushing it. So let's see if you can continue
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to crush it. We're gonna play game three right after this.
• 39:37
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• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: three is gonna be no more bastards. Fuck, it's been
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a hot minute. So if we played this, this is
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: the quote unquote gentleman's game of selecting a character, whether
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that's a real person or a fictional character, or you know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: a dead person, is anything in between. As long as
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: the rule is, they just have to be a sentient creature.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Fair they need to be able to talk and understand things,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: So pets are excluded unless they're like animated pets who
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: actually are a sentient. So yes, that's the only rule.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: You can pick anyone you want, and then you say
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: no more blank, and the blank is a category that
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: that person falls into. So if I were to say
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Brian from Family Guy, I would then say no more
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: sentient animals. Yeah, in which case anyone who names a
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: sentient animal after that can be challenged. And if it
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: is proven that who they picked falls into a category
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: that was eliminated, they are eliminated from the game and
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: we keep playing until there's only one player left. And
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: best of all, I'm going to be playing as well,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: dun so it will be a three way race to
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: try and eliminate each other by coming up with devious
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: character choices and even more devious categories to try and
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: trip each other up and force someone to make a
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: unforced error. So the rules are that you if you
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: name a category that is too wide that's not allowed.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: So you can't say people who breathe all men all women.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: You can't do that. You know, it has to be
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: something narrower than that to make the game last a
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: decent length of time, because we don't want to just
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: immediately go out and the But if you get challenged
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: on that, it doesn't actually count against your challenges and
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: you don't get eliminated. You just have to choose something else.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: That's all. Players have two free challenges that they can
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: use to try and challenge somebody if they think their
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: choice fits into a previous category. However, if it's proven
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: that it does not fall into that category and their
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: challenge is wasted, they lose that free challenge, And if
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: they do it a third time after they're out of
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: free challenges and they're wrong a third time, they are
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: eliminated instead. So you can't just challenge Willie Nilly. You've
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: got to think about when to use it. And that's
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: pretty much all the rules of the game. So shall
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: we get to playing. Augie won the last two games,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: So Stevie, I'm gonna give you the choice. I'm assuming
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: you're gonna want to go first.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think typically going.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: First in this game is the easiest because the very
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: first person has no restrictions whatsoever.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's like no writing down.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not allowed to write anything down. This all
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: from memory, which is.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Great for those but bad short term.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: This is going to be amazing.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And also, people at home feel free to play along.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: And if you catch us in something that we miss,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: like somebody says something that falls into a category and
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: nobody challenges them on it, please feel free to send
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: that in to us. We don't catch it because we
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: don't get everything, you know, and some things may slip
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: by the radar in which is well done to that player.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: But it's always fun to hear from people who catch
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: things after the fact. So TV start us off. Whenever
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: you're ready, name a person and then say no more
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: whatever category they belong to.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: John wick ooh, I like that. No more protagonists that
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: wield pistols.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: So by pistols you mean a handgun.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Correct, not like long Ride. I mean I know he
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: does use rifles, by his signature is the pistols?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Okay? Do I tempt fate already to other things? The
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: thing about this game is that as soon as as
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: soon as someone names the category. Your mind immediately goes
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: to people who fit into that. You can't help it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: You can't help it. You just start thinking instead of
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: not thinking about that is what you should do. I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: gonna tempt fate because I genuinely think this is a
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: different thing. Okay, I'm gonna say Mega Man because he
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: doesn't use a handgun. He has the Megabuster, which is
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: technically a cannon.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: And it's not Handheld's a Mega Man where he's holding
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the gun though.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: You're talking about the concept art that is on the
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: front of the very and had a gun. No Mega
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Man has ever held. Mega Man zero is a different character.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Does wheel a pistol? But that's that is a that
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: is a different character. It is in the Mega Man franchise.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: But I am specifically referring to Mega Man, the character
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: from the original Mega Man games. You know who has
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: who has a cannon? Literally his hand literally is a gun.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: You know, it's really funny. I was thinking Barrett from
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Final Fantasy.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Again, I think that would also not apply because it's
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: not it's not a pistol, it's a gall.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I know, like the Mega Buster is different, but
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I could That's why I was like, I think he
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: had a gun in something.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: This.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, I gotta check this.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I've already told you, but I know I have to.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I have to check. I have to check. I used
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: to challenge.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Me, getting Stevie to waste one of his challenges. Right
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: from the get go.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Whatever works.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's Garrett's going to be right. Oh no, yeah, yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta find.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Typically if you don't find anything after like the first
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: five minutes.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Of search, yeah, usually it's pretty quick.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I guess you're.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: A human Mega Man who was a hand good instead
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: of being able to copy a robe up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I think that's not even right.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: So yeah, there's only one thing I saw in there
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: that said it, and that's in Wikipedia, So who the
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: fuck knows.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I'll go with your correct at.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: So, yes, there was, Like I said, there, there was
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: a character called Mega Man Zero. It was a bunch
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: of game Boy Advanced games. It was not actually Mega Man,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: but it was the character of Zero right back to life. Yes,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: and he actually did wield a handheld pistol. He was
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: the first Mega Man character to do so, as far
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: as I know now. The other exception that you could
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: have made would have been for that. That character art
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: that I talked about, the box art for Mega Man
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: one shows, yeah, show him holding a pistol instead of
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: it being his cannon. However, this has been described by
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you know, the franchise designers themselves as being inaccurate, that
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: meg Man actually has the gun built into his arm
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: rather than holding a gun. So I will take that,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: and I will say, uh, no more characters known for
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: primarily being blue.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, the color right, yes, the color googall.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: No character is primarily known for being blown, So no,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Bill Clinton, Oh no, John Holmes a lot? Uh what
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: you got?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Some scrawl from Final Sam Final Fantasy.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Eight that is, I do know, And it's very funny.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: It's very funny because again it's the kind of thing
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: you can go but not really wields a gun blade. Yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: it's it's a shotgun. Technically it is a handheld gun.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: But it's a handheld gun. That's also a sword, which
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: doesn't really fit. No, he said pistols. It is definitely
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: not a pistol. It's definitely not good for your wrist.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It definitely wouldn't work in real life either.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think any of that ship would work in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: real life.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: That's why it's called Final Fantasy, The Final Final Fantasy.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: It was a ridiculous wall. No more protagonists that play
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: card games.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's like only three I can think of.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: It's the only thing I could think of do.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Although interesting, it christ to me I might be able
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: to use that to trip somebody up.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Well, then, Stevie, miss pac Man, this man's got a good.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Ghost what Okay? Yeah, definitely you get away with that.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Definitely not.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think she's ever played cards.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: She's definitely not blue. I mean, even when she gives
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: a power pellet, it's not her primary color. She's primarily yellow.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: So uh, No more characters that use power ups.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus Jesus, was that too broad? No, that's good.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: No, it's good.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Ho ho. I will go with with Thumb Chris Thorpe,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: who is the protagonist of THINGE. Damn it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: You got nothing and you know it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I don't want to spoil things, but technically everything he
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: asked for is a power up.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, you use power up as in
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: the video. Which no. Now, if he'd eat't a magic
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: mushroom at any point, then I might have allowed it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: But no smoke. That's if anything.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: He has motivated. He's a food and ship.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Uh, go ahead and challenge waste another one. Okay, so
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: no protagonists or sorry, no people whose first name is
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: spelled differently than the majority of people would spell that name.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: God, damn it, that's that's hard to figure.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Just for those listening who don't know what I'm talking about, Chris,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: in his case is spelled c r I S. So
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: the most common spelling of Chris is c h r
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I s.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Oh boy, this is where it all falls off. No,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he's played cards. Fuck myself with my own
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: thing again it's always mine too, because now I can
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: never think of anything else but a boy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is difficult now, and now it's really getting
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: hard to is it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I still feel like there's a treasure trove of
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: people we haven't even touched.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, uh, I'm shot in the dark. Magneto Okay,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I mean he's not gambit, so it's not the card thing.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Damn it again.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Let's see the card shark. Magneto ever a professional poker player,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think so amazing.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: His real name Vincent Vincent or is it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna challenge because I think his
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: name is Eric with a ca, Eric with a KNA.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Unfortu people from like East Europe want a word with you.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: No, it's not, No, it's not. Eric isn't assumed identity.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: It's not his real name. His real name is Max Eisenhert,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and Max is spelled a.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Son of a bitch't know that.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Eric Magnus Lenscher isn't assumed identity. It's not his real name. Wow,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I got shot in the foot. Fucking all right, all right,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I give a lose my challenge. I genuinely thought I had,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: but you got away with it. Unless Stevie wants to
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: challenge for something else, I'm tapped out. I'm done. I'm
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: not doing that again.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: He's purple, right, Yeah?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I thought he was purple and red the movies. He
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: seems to be more black than anything.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they changed up his colors game a bit, I got.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's blue, so I don't think so.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe in like some Atari games.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Somewhere ship is that his real name? Fuck? I still
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: have to well, yeah, you gotta pick a thing right for.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, only if you give up, but you're taking no.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, I said, no, go for it. I was
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: starting to think of an next person.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, go ahead. Uh no more characters played by uh
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: different actors.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like two different more.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Than one actor, by more than one actor. Oh, and
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: that door is left open too.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: No more characters played by more than one actor. Okay,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, it's in like parody too, or.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: He said, characters played by Oh fuck me?
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Oh you just damn it.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's out.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: A character has to be senting, it has to be
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: able to talk.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I think that's safe.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Fucker. Yeah, it's not me, right, Angel, motherfuckers, I'm an
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: actual character.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Do you have a character in a book.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking character.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bitch, I'm a giraffe.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: What motherfucker he's over here? Technically still a character, been
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: using multiple things on multiple shows.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Now always only played by one person.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: If you can use your characters in your book, I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: can use Angel.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Kind of did it to yourself and to me.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking if one person even imitated that back
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: to you, I'm like, we literally can't go through every
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: single episode. I'm gonna reluctantly let that.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Slide just play cards at some point.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Hm hmmm. Do giraffes regularly have poker?
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: It's his primary epistol.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Gotta be careful. That's fantastic.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be too broad. Let's see, let's
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: go with no more characters of high pitched voices.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Mhm.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Can you make that? No more characters with intentionally high
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: pitched voices?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: What if it's their main voice though?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing is, that's what's my that's what
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: my thk like.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit because technically his voice is higher,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: but he uses the other one throughout his character. So
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I would have I was like, I can get you
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: on that, but let me fix something different.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: How about no, just just narrow it down, is all
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I'm asking. So there's clarity.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that could work. They don't intentionally use
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: high voices. Yeah, okay, that's fair.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: So characters with intentionally high pitched voices.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: If you ever listened to Tara Strong talk, yeah, like
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: she just has a natural, really high pitched voice. But
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: that's not her choice, you know, that's that's her voice.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Now when she plays a character and pitches it even higher,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: that's that would qualify.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: All right, so you're all set Ralph Carman.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Well when you're just a Friday voy.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Ever, that's not his character, that character.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: One of his, one of his nine he can do.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I'm referring to the actual person who I was referring
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: to a character of his. Then you could tag me
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: on it, but not this way.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Primary at home is his pistol, because he's talked about
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: it plenty of times going to his front door.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: The word used was protagonists who use pistol. He is
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: not a protagonist. He's a real fucking person.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Antagonist story.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: He won't come on our.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Show, He's all, what did all you say?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Car We probably would if we asked, real nice?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: He does play the poker nights when he does the cruises.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Would that count? Did he also played poker? Jamie?
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: The wording was protagonist to play card games.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: He's a protagonist for card games he did.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: That was character, even if it was it's not a
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: character's a real person.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: He's a character. I guess it's okay. I don't know.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give up.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Go for it, all right? No more? Ah No, that
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: would be such a big move. Uh No, more podcasters.
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  Speaker 4: Nice nice Egan from Ghostbusters. What's the common spelling for
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: egon Aaron, Yeah, that's I thought.
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  Speaker 2: Gone from Ghostbusters. I feel like I'm missing something that should.
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  Speaker 4: Is there, Like a scene where he's playing cards. He
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: wasn't played by a different actor. They just see Giant's
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: ass in.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: No challenge is animated one.
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  Speaker 2: The cartoon was played by somebody different.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: And so it was the video game cartoon.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the video game was played by somebody different.
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  Speaker 1: He was dead because that was supposed to be the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: third movie. Good catch, sweet, very nice.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, fucking watch the fucking show I did.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: The real ghost I thought the real great exactly slimer.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I beat the hell out of the fake Ghostbuster show.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Keep you there is just you and me. And the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: real irony is that no matter which of West wins,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: we can only tie.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: He is gonna come out of this winter no matter what.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: But at least we've stopped him from getting a complete
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: stomping the clean sweep. Uh what do you got, son.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Green Giant? Oh?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck you you?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: There isn't there. No. I know it's my other free channe.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna use it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I think he's been played by multiple people.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Oh that's possible. That one is hard, especially when you
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: have characters.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he wills the guy.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Isn't it got all of my pe pills? O? Man,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: isn't it Tonio the.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Tiger or some ship.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: The Jolly Green Giant has been voiced by Len Carlson,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Herschel Bernardi, Jeff Morrow, Brad A Bell, and Len Drussel.
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  Speaker 1: You said jolly bitch. I just said the Green Giant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh guy one? Yeah, right bitch, I was right, motherfucker.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: No, No, you got own son Green Giant commercial done.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: That's him, baby. Five people have played him. You are
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: out fair enough and I I ug you with three
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: points apiece to you. We both win and Stevie loses.
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