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- 0:01Speaker 1: The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
- 0:03Speaker 1: to crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this big.
- 0:11Speaker 3: Big show, really big Jason, hitch Night.
- 0:15Speaker 4: And Key, I'll get a your mad Barsid's great to
- 0:19Speaker 4: have your company this lovely Thursday afternoon. It is the
- 0:23Speaker 4: twenty sixth of February twenty twenty six. And you, my friends,
- 0:26Speaker 4: as always listening to the big show brought to you
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- 0:32Speaker 5: Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
- 0:35Speaker 5: rebug you today.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Rebourger hardly Noah, you know Harvely know.
- 0:48Speaker 6: So stick that one in the bed.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Geez someone and whoever made I reckon, I love that one.
- 0:55Speaker 3: You're still still hot as every though.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Thanks man.
- 0:58Speaker 3: How's life Maggie? What's going on?
- 1:00Speaker 6: Go pretty grassy? Your mad dog, your sex son of
- 1:02Speaker 6: a b man. We just getting day after day after David,
- 1:04Speaker 6: aren't we We are?
- 1:05Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:05Speaker 6: Sunshine, beautiful temperatures you know about twenty eight twenty nine
- 1:09Speaker 6: degrees every single day. Nice and call in the evening
- 1:11Speaker 6: so you can have a nice sleep there, Keysyd you
- 1:13Speaker 6: get a good one in there. Brother.
- 1:14Speaker 5: I had to shock it. I'm not going to bang
- 1:16Speaker 5: on about it what. I'm not going to bang on
- 1:20Speaker 5: about it?
- 1:20Speaker 6: Why not?
- 1:22Speaker 5: Because I thought they've got a three hour show. To fellow, man,
- 1:24Speaker 5: we could do at least three break give it. That
- 1:25Speaker 5: was Jason's thing, doesn't he being on about sleep?
- 1:27Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:28Speaker 6: We all do?
- 1:29Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:30Speaker 4: I don't know that that's fair, Chrish.
- 1:33Speaker 5: Come on, Jason, don't still be in a hor of
- 1:36Speaker 5: a mood.
- 1:36Speaker 6: Come on, Christopher and Jason be nice to each other.
- 1:39Speaker 5: Michael, stay out of this, please, Jason. I'm sorry about
- 1:42Speaker 5: what happened last night?
- 1:43Speaker 6: All right?
- 1:44Speaker 5: Can we just move on?
- 1:45Speaker 6: What the problem with that? Christopher? Of course is that
- 1:47Speaker 6: you haven't been honest and so until you're honors, nothing's
- 1:50Speaker 6: going to change.
- 1:50Speaker 4: Thank you, moogy, Hey to the whole show, Like, hey, mogie,
- 1:56Speaker 4: what's coming up on the show?
- 1:58Speaker 3: Mate? Could you just play it please?
- 2:01Speaker 8: Chris?
- 2:02Speaker 5: No, not unless you come on. What's happening on the
- 2:09Speaker 5: big show with old Mode?
- 2:11Speaker 6: Well, what an exciting day it is, Jason. It's a
- 2:15Speaker 6: big day day for your far though today, mate, your youngest,
- 2:19Speaker 6: your little one there, your little bub Yes, it's all
- 2:22Speaker 6: growing up, mate, she's.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Eighteen years of age. Man, It does my head in Hecker.
- 2:30Speaker 6: So because of that, we'll be having a little bit
- 2:32Speaker 6: of a bit of a chat about your daughter there,
- 2:36Speaker 6: about what she's got planned for her big day, and
- 2:38Speaker 6: about how you're planning to deal with.
- 2:40Speaker 3: That the torpedo. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 2:43Speaker 6: Outside of that, we're also going to be doing a
- 2:46Speaker 6: little bit of meat patty nips chat and our old
- 2:50Speaker 6: mate Kezy there has got a proposition for us.
- 2:52Speaker 5: I certainly do. Fellas also, this wasn't supposed to be happening. Well,
- 2:56Speaker 5: I think up next we've got to discuss a certain
- 2:59Speaker 5: situation that just happened at the sushi store. Think we
- 3:02Speaker 5: need to, man, I think we do, because it involves
- 3:05Speaker 5: Mogi in a sushi store and just not sure if
- 3:09Speaker 5: how he acted was okay or not, and we just
- 3:11Speaker 5: need the audiences.
- 3:12Speaker 4: But and yours Jason, Okay, thank you, Chress. I'll certainly
- 3:15Speaker 4: give you my view on it.
- 3:17Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Week Jilli the Darky Big Show weekdays from four on
- 3:24Speaker 1: Radio Hodarkies.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Indeed Green Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
- 3:29Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon.
- 3:30Speaker 3: The time is four eleven or a keys. He hit
- 3:32Speaker 3: me with it, all right.
- 3:34Speaker 5: This is a bit of a makeshift big pole it's
- 3:35Speaker 5: not gonna go on the Instagram there but a.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Pole.
- 3:45Speaker 5: There's a sushi store, yes, next to our building here
- 3:48Speaker 5: at Radio Hodarky, and at three point thirty every single
- 3:51Speaker 5: day it goes to half price. The sushi store is
- 3:54Speaker 5: within a building next door which houses a lot of
- 3:56Speaker 5: different off It's a big shared workspace. It's about six
- 4:00Speaker 5: or seven floors, a lot of different people. Hundreds of
- 4:02Speaker 5: people worked there. We were walking down there at three
- 4:05Speaker 5: point twenty six. I'll save you, Yeah, me and ol
- 4:08Speaker 5: Mogi over there. Everyone was milling around the front of
- 4:12Speaker 5: the sushi store. There's probably six people there standing, may
- 4:17Speaker 5: probably more than that, seven or eight. Yeah, okay, I'll
- 4:19Speaker 5: give you the benefit of the doubt there. But yeah,
- 4:20Speaker 5: so there were probably eight office workers. They're standing around
- 4:23Speaker 5: because it wasn't quite half price sushi time yet.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Now.
- 4:28Speaker 5: I was like, they're obviously waiting for it to go
- 4:30Speaker 5: half price. Mogi obviously was thinking the same thing. However,
- 4:33Speaker 5: he walked straight to the sushi, straight to the front
- 4:37Speaker 5: of the line because they were just sort of standing back,
- 4:40Speaker 5: and then ordered everything in the cabinet he asked for.
- 4:42Speaker 5: It was like six karagi chicken skewers or something, emptied
- 4:46Speaker 5: it out, They served him, gave him half price, and
- 4:48Speaker 5: then he walked off. I then hopped and waited at
- 4:51Speaker 5: the back of the line, and he had to wait
- 4:53Speaker 5: about five minutes for me to get served.
- 4:54Speaker 6: Now before you cap reach a verdict, the Jane, I've
- 4:57Speaker 6: gone down to the sushi shop and there's a whole
- 4:59Speaker 6: bunch of people milling around.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Yes, so it's the same.
- 5:03Speaker 6: There's nobody killing up, there's nobody grabbing packets, there's nobody
- 5:06Speaker 6: in the line. So I just walked straight up to
- 5:09Speaker 6: the counter and I asked put my ordering. And once
- 5:11Speaker 6: I do that, everybody else then informs the line after me.
- 5:16Speaker 6: I better get there now because this guy has sort
- 5:18Speaker 6: of broken the ice or whatever. Then I make motter
- 5:20Speaker 6: and then I leave. Keysy goes to the back of
- 5:21Speaker 6: the queue. That say's cool, But when I got to
- 5:23Speaker 6: the sushi shop, there's just a whole bunch of people
- 5:26Speaker 6: standing around.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Can I phrase it this way, Mogi, that you're a
- 5:31Speaker 4: leader of men?
- 5:32Speaker 3: Thanks mate, um that that it takes.
- 5:37Speaker 4: You know, someone needs to make that first move. You
- 5:40Speaker 4: remember what it was like fellas at the school social
- 5:43Speaker 4: and the boys would be on one side of the
- 5:45Speaker 4: room and the girls would be on the other side,
- 5:47Speaker 4: and there everyone would be going, oh, this is weird
- 5:49Speaker 4: and awkward and stuff milling around. It needed a backbone
- 5:53Speaker 4: to go over and ask a young lady for a dance.
- 5:57Speaker 3: For example, Hey, you want to dance with old.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Hoody j So in this analogy, the woman is the food.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And I think what you've done there is
- 6:08Speaker 4: you've just cut through it all and you've got straight
- 6:11Speaker 4: to the point of why you're there. There's no mucking around,
- 6:14Speaker 4: there's no nonsense. Having said that, I would have done
- 6:18Speaker 4: what Keysy did.
- 6:20Speaker 5: They had clearly been waiting there for ages and what
- 6:22Speaker 5: I didn't.
- 6:23Speaker 6: We don't know how long they've been waiting.
- 6:24Speaker 5: We didn't to be fair. But one of the funniest
- 6:26Speaker 5: parts was that he walked to the front and then
- 6:28Speaker 5: ordered all of the skewers and cleared out the cabinet
- 6:30Speaker 5: and then walked off. And it was it was very like.
- 6:34Speaker 6: You know, we've got a radio show to do, man,
- 6:36Speaker 6: I can't be hanging around to decide it's time to
- 6:40Speaker 6: queue up for sushi.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Were you aware of any kind of reaction from the
- 6:45Speaker 4: people that were standing back being weakling?
- 6:48Speaker 6: I felt a wave of admiration.
- 6:50Speaker 3: Yes, okay, you felt okay far.
- 6:53Speaker 5: Out Okay, Yeah, I mean I got I certainly got
- 6:56Speaker 5: the sense of like, oh, okay, is that what you're
- 6:58Speaker 5: going to do? That's the It's like God. But everyone
- 7:01Speaker 5: started getting served and they put the half price sign
- 7:03Speaker 5: out as soon as they served you.
- 7:04Speaker 6: Yeah, but let's still be waiting there. If it wasn't
- 7:07Speaker 6: for me.
- 7:09Speaker 5: I don't know if they would be megi. But this
- 7:10Speaker 5: is why it's a bit of a dilemma. So feel
- 7:12Speaker 5: free to have your say. Three four eight three. Was
- 7:14Speaker 5: Moggi a backbone or was he big an a hole?
- 7:17Speaker 5: Or was it somewhere in between? Is it a gray area?
- 7:19Speaker 5: Feel free to call us an oh eight hundred Hardarky
- 7:21Speaker 5: as well. We've got Reburgo vouchers on offer for those
- 7:23Speaker 5: that contribute to the show.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Beautiful Mate, Here's block party.
- 7:29Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aches.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Indeed the offspring there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
- 7:39Speaker 4: This surisday after night, afternoon. The time is four twenty two.
- 7:43Speaker 5: We just went down to the sushi store next door
- 7:45Speaker 5: to Radio Hdarky. Here where it's half priced at three
- 7:48Speaker 5: point thirty. Now it was three twenty six. Mogi was
- 7:51Speaker 5: with me. There were people eight about eight people waiting
- 7:53Speaker 5: for it to go to three thirty. Mogi walked straight
- 7:55Speaker 5: to the front of the queue, grabbed everything out of
- 7:58Speaker 5: the sort of deep fried heated what's it called cabinet, Yes,
- 8:03Speaker 5: and they just purchased it, pushed in front of everyone,
- 8:04Speaker 5: and walked off in.
- 8:06Speaker 6: Front of anyone.
- 8:06Speaker 5: No, you didn't have to push.
- 8:07Speaker 6: No, there's no pushing because it's just lots of people
- 8:09Speaker 6: standing close to a restaurant that's roight OQ.
- 8:12Speaker 5: But they were I'd say they would be like a
- 8:14Speaker 5: meter back from the restaurant.
- 8:15Speaker 6: Absolutely right. There was nobody in the nobody in the
- 8:17Speaker 6: Q at all.
- 8:18Speaker 5: So basically what we're doing here is a player game
- 8:20Speaker 5: of is Moggie an ahole or a backbone? So we'll
- 8:23Speaker 5: go to the phones to find out more.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Good eight logan your mad bastard. What do you think
- 8:28Speaker 3: about that? Mate? What do you think about Mogi's behavior?
- 8:32Speaker 9: To be honest, mate, I'm backing the one hundred percent.
- 8:34Speaker 9: I think if no one's that counter making in order,
- 8:37Speaker 9: that spot's.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Open for grab.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Thanks very much, and to be fair.
- 8:42Speaker 9: I'd say the staff working there would have applauded you
- 8:44Speaker 9: as well, just so that you're taking all this food
- 8:47Speaker 9: off these three thirty bludges.
- 8:49Speaker 6: You know that's right, well, to be fair, to be
- 8:52Speaker 6: completely honest. I it was the first water drop in
- 8:55Speaker 6: the waterfall that began the three thirty bludging thing. I
- 8:58Speaker 6: think what people do down there, They wait for three
- 9:00Speaker 6: thirty on the dot, yeah, before they queue up, but
- 9:04Speaker 6: they don't. The people down there don't care if you
- 9:06Speaker 6: get there at three twenty. If everyone's just going to
- 9:08Speaker 6: stand back and wait, then it's let's get crazy and
- 9:10Speaker 6: it's just get on with that, all.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Right, Thanks for that, logan, Coal, your mad barset, how's life?
- 9:16Speaker 7: I'm not too bad.
- 9:17Speaker 5: For good on your coal? You're not steamed debate any chance?
- 9:21Speaker 2: Are you?
- 9:23Speaker 7: Nah Ah?
- 9:25Speaker 4: You're good on you your backbane. Now what do you
- 9:27Speaker 4: think about the situation?
- 9:29Speaker 3: Coal?
- 9:30Speaker 6: Well, it depends was anybody actually making an effort to
- 9:35Speaker 6: order anything?
- 9:35Speaker 7: Were there any gestures going on?
- 9:37Speaker 2: Not?
- 9:38Speaker 6: They were million around, man, they were waiting for three
- 9:40Speaker 6: thirty and I wasn't waiting.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Spe game then, brother, thank you, okay, good on your backbone.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Ugs will choose a winner of the voucher. By the way,
- 9:50Speaker 5: it's going.
- 9:50Speaker 4: To be you get a Ben your backbone house life.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 9:55Speaker 4: Good, thanks mate, good Ben. What do you think about
- 9:57Speaker 4: this situation?
- 9:59Speaker 7: Yeah? On a Mogi's a backbone in most situations, and
- 10:04Speaker 7: I think the exception.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Right, okay, so you just ring and rung up to
- 10:08Speaker 5: sort of yeah, okay, Well he's.
- 10:09Speaker 6: Given his opinion, Kesey. You've asked for it, and I
- 10:11Speaker 6: think the question really needs to be you know what
- 10:13Speaker 6: is wrong with Kesey? Right? Is wrong with Kesey has
- 10:17Speaker 6: arrived here at the same time as me, and yeah,
- 10:19Speaker 6: he's decided to mill about like everybody else's politeness. Is
- 10:23Speaker 6: that what it is?
- 10:24Speaker 5: I think?
- 10:24Speaker 6: So what does the text machine say, Kesey?
- 10:27Speaker 5: You know what the text machine says?
- 10:28Speaker 6: Noogi?
- 10:29Speaker 5: It says here, Mogi is a total backbone. That's from
- 10:32Speaker 5: Elli and Luke. Goat move by Mogi, greatest of all time,
- 10:38Speaker 5: the Michael Jordan of Sushi shot moves. Apparently, this is
- 10:42Speaker 5: what leadership looks like. Kesey. Take note three twenty six
- 10:47Speaker 5: is basically three point thirty Keysy, grow up. Jesse says
- 10:50Speaker 5: absolute back hole, which yes, is a bit of both. Yea, yeah,
- 10:57Speaker 5: did Mogi get the sushi at half priced?
- 10:59Speaker 6: It damn straight. He did.
- 11:00Speaker 5: He got the sushi at half price, one hundred percent.
- 11:02Speaker 3: He would have been in.
- 11:03Speaker 4: A horrid if they tried to, because I actually did,
- 11:05Speaker 4: because there's another sushi shot close to us as well,
- 11:09Speaker 4: and they also do half price. But at about four
- 11:11Speaker 4: ish and I was over there at like three point
- 11:14Speaker 4: fifty eight and I bought it, and he charged me
- 11:16Speaker 4: full price, and I went, oh, that's the thing.
- 11:19Speaker 5: Mat what what that's right? What's your verdit here? Jays?
- 11:24Speaker 5: Let me guess. Let me just guess. You're gonna side
- 11:25Speaker 5: with Mogil like you always do. But what's your opinion? Well,
- 11:28Speaker 5: one hundred percent of people so far have beck me, Kezy.
- 11:32Speaker 3: I think it's disgraceful behavior.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 11:36Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
- 11:40Speaker 4: In four on Radio sound Garden. There on the radio
- 11:44Speaker 4: Hodarchy Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon. The time is four
- 11:49Speaker 4: thirty six and the day is dawned. Fellas. My youngest,
- 11:52Speaker 4: my baby, my little bub has turned eighteen today and
- 11:57Speaker 4: she's got some friends coming over and they're playing tonight
- 12:00Speaker 4: us to go nightclubbing.
- 12:01Speaker 5: I love it. I did the same thing on my eighteenth.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Did you seriously?
- 12:04Speaker 8: Yep?
- 12:04Speaker 4: I wouldn't never clue what I did on my eighteenth.
- 12:07Speaker 4: I probably would have got steamed. I imagine, did you.
- 12:11Speaker 6: Go hard keezy? Ah?
- 12:13Speaker 5: Think so?
- 12:14Speaker 3: Did they have like nightclubs and total of them?
- 12:17Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 12:18Speaker 3: Did they?
- 12:18Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 12:19Speaker 5: In the in the fifteen years they hadn't been invented yet.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Jason, that's crazy.
- 12:25Speaker 6: Jase, But you would have been twenty was the one
- 12:28Speaker 6: for you, right? Not eighteen?
- 12:30Speaker 3: Why?
- 12:31Speaker 6: Well, because aideen didn't really matter to us because the
- 12:33Speaker 6: drinking age was twenty oh was it?
- 12:35Speaker 2: Yes?
- 12:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 12:36Speaker 5: Yeah, mogi, yeah, yes.
- 12:39Speaker 4: So she's turning eighteen. That's the plan for the night.
- 12:42Speaker 4: He's got friends, she's got friends coming over. My wife
- 12:45Speaker 4: is buggering off to do a bloody rehearsal for her play.
- 12:48Speaker 4: She's leaving it in my lap, and I've got a
- 12:51Speaker 4: few anxieties about it, and I need some help with it, you.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Know what I mean, because you're usually so chill.
- 12:55Speaker 3: I am a very chill kind of guy.
- 12:57Speaker 4: It's also exacerbated by the fact that I've moved into
- 13:00Speaker 4: a new apartment. We've got neighbors either side up and below,
- 13:03Speaker 4: and I'm just a bit worried that they're going to
- 13:05Speaker 4: go out get on it, which they will, yeah, of course,
- 13:09Speaker 4: and then come back very steamed at two in the
- 13:11Speaker 4: morning and wake the entire place up.
- 13:13Speaker 3: What do I do about this?
- 13:14Speaker 5: Well, we chad about the sort of yesterday a wee bit.
- 13:17Speaker 5: Are you also worried about her out clubbing?
- 13:19Speaker 3: Yes? I am.
- 13:21Speaker 4: She's only a wee little thing, you know what I mean,
- 13:23Speaker 4: She's still a baby. She you over, she's met me over.
- 13:26Speaker 4: I mean, she's a West Aalkland girl, don't get me wrong.
- 13:29Speaker 4: But she did douche me and the blinking of an eye.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Did you think it would help if you were there? Like,
- 13:36Speaker 5: maybe you could you go with her and her friends?
- 13:38Speaker 4: And Shepherd did think about it, because you know, I'll
- 13:40Speaker 4: be honest with you, I was quite fond of the
- 13:42Speaker 4: old nightclubs back in the day.
- 13:44Speaker 3: But you know, the old douche douche doushe dooshe the
- 13:47Speaker 3: pulse and throbbing beat.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Tell you you know, I kind of liked it, and
- 13:54Speaker 4: so I thought, maybe that's the way to go. I
- 13:57Speaker 4: can just sort of maybe go to the night club
- 14:00Speaker 4: and just tail them, because the thing is too I
- 14:02Speaker 4: think the nightclub nightclub's literally just up.
- 14:04Speaker 3: The rope from where we live.
- 14:05Speaker 4: Yeah, so they're not going to have to you know,
- 14:07Speaker 4: drive or anything stupid like that. But also I don't
- 14:09Speaker 4: like the idea of them just sort of flitting around
- 14:12Speaker 4: on the streets the streets.
- 14:14Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, So what you're gonna have to do, Jays,
- 14:15Speaker 5: I think is you're gonna have to figure out a
- 14:18Speaker 5: way to go along.
- 14:19Speaker 3: With them incognito, incognitive.
- 14:21Speaker 5: But also you could hang out with them, you know
- 14:22Speaker 5: what I mean. But you just have to prove when
- 14:24Speaker 5: they come over that this evening, you have to prove
- 14:26Speaker 5: that you're cool enough to and then suggest maybe I
- 14:28Speaker 5: should come with you.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Right Yeah.
- 14:30Speaker 5: And then because you run it like you've got to
- 14:33Speaker 5: go from sort of because you're running like a cozy
- 14:34Speaker 5: club vibe. Now you're gonna go from cosmopolitan club to nightclub.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Well, the issue that I have with that keys is
- 14:40Speaker 3: that my daughter knows me.
- 14:41Speaker 4: Yeah, that's gonna be the bit that's going to be
- 14:43Speaker 4: the first hurdle, Yeah, because she knows I'm not cool.
- 14:46Speaker 4: So I'm thinking what I need to do is maybe
- 14:49Speaker 4: slip into the club once they're in there, yeah, and
- 14:52Speaker 4: just observe from a distance.
- 14:55Speaker 5: It's going to look weird, right, people are going to
- 14:57Speaker 5: be like, why are you just standing around?
- 14:58Speaker 8: What?
- 14:59Speaker 6: Why? You could where you re burger cap backwards.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Yes, put on a bit of blend.
- 15:03Speaker 6: Because you're very youthful in the face. You've got great skin.
- 15:05Speaker 6: I think you could pass for twenty.
- 15:07Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'll just be hovering in the shadows. Keezy,
- 15:10Speaker 4: I'll be in the dark.
- 15:11Speaker 6: Nothing weird.
- 15:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Reckon that I could still in this day and age
- 15:18Speaker 4: pull it off the old night club.
- 15:20Speaker 7: You know.
- 15:20Speaker 4: I might go and have a buggie cut some hoidy
- 15:22Speaker 4: J shapes on the dance floor.
- 15:25Speaker 5: Put your hep out, Yeah, put your heap out. We
- 15:28Speaker 5: should request the mucker in it or something like that
- 15:30Speaker 5: on the DJ.
- 15:31Speaker 4: But having said that, it's been a long time since
- 15:32Speaker 4: I've been to a club, so I'm not sure. Yeah,
- 15:35Speaker 4: maybe we could do an improv after five o'clock. See
- 15:38Speaker 4: if I I'm still up to it.
- 15:39Speaker 5: Well, what are we going to play?
- 15:40Speaker 2: Mogie?
- 15:41Speaker 5: We like cool club goers or something. Yeah, I'll be
- 15:43Speaker 5: like a bouncer probably. Oh yeah, actually, what don't I
- 15:48Speaker 5: be a bouncer as well? Okay, and then you're trying
- 15:50Speaker 5: to get into the club.
- 15:51Speaker 3: All right right, Okay, yeah, sure, because.
- 15:53Speaker 5: That's gonna be your first hurdle.
- 15:54Speaker 4: Hoidy J Well, you're right because the first thing they'll
- 15:57Speaker 4: say to me is you're not eighteen.
- 16:00Speaker 6: Yeah, can we say, certainly? Will Oh, here's Aria.
- 16:06Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 16:10Speaker 4: She had there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
- 16:13Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon.
- 16:15Speaker 3: The time is four forty eight. Let's talk TV.
- 16:19Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 16:25Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 16:27Speaker 6: I watched another couple of episodes of the third season
- 16:30Speaker 6: of the Long Ways series, which is you and McGregor
- 16:34Speaker 6: and Charlie Boorman on motorbikes traveling around the world. This
- 16:36Speaker 6: time they're going where are they going? They're going down
- 16:41Speaker 6: oh so Africa to Africa. So they went from England
- 16:45Speaker 6: and then they went currently in the last night's episode
- 16:48Speaker 6: they went through Tunisia and they're in Turkey. Wow, Turkey,
- 16:53Speaker 6: there's lots of that. And then they went into Egypt.
- 16:56Speaker 6: Really good. They got a tour inside a pyramid. It's
- 17:00Speaker 6: interesting stuff. The pyramids. Manse inside the Great Pyramid as well.
- 17:05Speaker 6: It was one of the top ten pyramids. It wasn't
- 17:08Speaker 6: the Great one.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Don't get keesy started on interesting facts.
- 17:11Speaker 6: I know.
- 17:12Speaker 3: I look look at him, he's itching, he's pizzen.
- 17:16Speaker 6: It's a very very good show. Holy recommend four and
- 17:20Speaker 6: a half busies available, four seasons of that on your role,
- 17:24Speaker 6: des No, it's the other one.
- 17:28Speaker 4: I watched Fellas Naked and Afraid of Love, a group
- 17:33Speaker 4: of single individuals taking adventurous challenge. We're in they must
- 17:37Speaker 4: remain naked and survive and a remote island and their
- 17:41Speaker 4: quest for love.
- 17:42Speaker 5: Now there's the stupidest premise I've ever heard.
- 17:45Speaker 3: I watch it, of course because it was naked.
- 17:48Speaker 4: But they they blare out all the sort of good bits,
- 17:53Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I'm sitting on my couch
- 17:56Speaker 4: just Effan and Jeff and go, what's it?
- 17:58Speaker 3: What's the point of this? I can't see all the
- 18:01Speaker 3: good bits.
- 18:02Speaker 5: Are you naked for this as well?
- 18:04Speaker 9: No?
- 18:04Speaker 4: I got my undies on right, okay, you know, because
- 18:07Speaker 4: I'm thinking, hey, this is going to be hello, get that. No,
- 18:12Speaker 4: I won't say that, and you know, and they blew
- 18:14Speaker 4: it all out.
- 18:14Speaker 3: It's like, well, if you're going to be naked, just
- 18:16Speaker 3: be naked.
- 18:17Speaker 7: You know they are.
- 18:18Speaker 4: But I tell you what a little tippy here in
- 18:20Speaker 4: this scenario, if you squint your eyes, you can kind
- 18:24Speaker 4: of make it out.
- 18:26Speaker 3: You can make stuff out. You can kind of.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Make it out, you can kind of see that, you
- 18:31Speaker 4: know what I'm saying for yours?
- 18:33Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and that made it a bit better.
- 18:36Speaker 5: You know, there are easier ways to get images of
- 18:39Speaker 5: naked people, right there is, yeah, shop a little toasted
- 18:44Speaker 5: sound shot called blue Cheese in your neighborhood.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Actually right, okay, um, what do you want on? I
- 18:50Speaker 4: can't remember actually, netflolks. Yes, I'm not going to give
- 18:54Speaker 4: it any buzzies because.
- 18:55Speaker 5: There were any zero buzzies out of five for Naked
- 18:58Speaker 5: and Afraid of Love. I scratched my night of the
- 19:01Speaker 5: Seven Kingdom's Edge by watching the first episode of Game
- 19:03Speaker 5: of Thrones. Yeah, it's been so long, so long.
- 19:07Speaker 3: What were you watching that on?
- 19:08Speaker 5: By the way, on HBO as well, And it was
- 19:13Speaker 5: amazing because it was just reminded me of all these
- 19:15Speaker 5: amazing characters. So that's right off, that's right, and also
- 19:19Speaker 5: the back of my mind just going, I know what
- 19:20Speaker 5: happens to all these people? Yes, it's usually the same story, yeah,
- 19:24Speaker 5: but it's it's a pilot episode, so it's not like amazing,
- 19:28Speaker 5: but it's still I think I'm gonna watch it all again.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm just going to even though you
- 19:32Speaker 4: know what's going to happen.
- 19:34Speaker 5: I know what's going to happen. I know that the
- 19:35Speaker 5: last two seasons are going to be pretty average in
- 19:37Speaker 5: my opinion, Jason, But I just love being in that world,
- 19:40Speaker 5: you know.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff for me. And how many buzzies.
- 19:43Speaker 5: I'll give that first episode? Maybe three point eight busies? Yeah,
- 19:46Speaker 5: it doesn't find its feet straight away.
- 19:47Speaker 6: You know.
- 19:48Speaker 4: Hey, you feel us feel like a bit of a
- 19:51Speaker 4: c D S hell.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Yeah, The hold A Can Big Show with Jason, Mike
- 19:58Speaker 1: and Kezy. Tune in weekday at four on Radio hod I.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Can welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Thursday.
- 20:05Speaker 4: You're listening to the Big Show, by the way, brought
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- 20:20Speaker 3: It's real big yum yummy, yum yum yum.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Yeah you really beheadings.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Marn Barren. A correct answer is.
- 20:54Speaker 6: You would lock in da Jays.
- 20:57Speaker 4: If I get the chance to lock and d, I
- 20:59Speaker 4: will and d every single time I have been How
- 21:05Speaker 4: does that mean I have been loving the D of late? Yes,
- 21:10Speaker 4: I am filling up with D. I am up to
- 21:14Speaker 4: the eyeballs with D at the moment.
- 21:17Speaker 5: Are you talking about vitamin D?
- 21:20Speaker 3: Possibly?
- 21:21Speaker 5: I hope so?
- 21:22Speaker 3: Why not?
- 21:23Speaker 5: Or g hey coming up soon? Phil? It's a bit
- 21:26Speaker 5: of improv yeah, yeah, at the nightclub there, Yes.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Just on that.
- 21:31Speaker 4: By the way, Keisy, I've got to apologize to you, mate.
- 21:33Speaker 4: I'm sorry that there hasn't been many auditions and stuff
- 21:36Speaker 4: for you of late. I'm working my ass off trying
- 21:39Speaker 4: to find your work.
- 21:41Speaker 5: That's okay. I've been told it's a bit of a
- 21:43Speaker 5: slow time at the moment, isn't that right?
- 21:44Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's really slow. There's nothing much happening out there.
- 21:48Speaker 6: Actually, you're an agent, absolutely flat stick for your experienced
- 21:54Speaker 6: actor's certainly that a lot of experience. Any bastard that
- 21:58Speaker 6: can read at the moment, we count them out, get
- 22:02Speaker 6: them out the door quick enough. Really, have you got
- 22:04Speaker 6: have you can stand up and read? You got the part?
- 22:08Speaker 5: Have you got any room on the books?
- 22:09Speaker 2: Man?
- 22:10Speaker 6: Just not for me, Ja, It's not for me, just
- 22:12Speaker 6: out of curiosity. She's pretty pecked at the moment. They'rekeazy. Yeah,
- 22:17Speaker 6: it's pretty pecked.
- 22:18Speaker 3: You don't want to go there, I mean, you want
- 22:20Speaker 3: to stay with my boutique.
- 22:22Speaker 6: What's the name of your agency again?
- 22:24Speaker 3: Man, what do you mean? Oh, the name of the agency?
- 22:27Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 22:28Speaker 3: Um Blue Chick Hoidy J. Hoidy J Talent, Hoidy J
- 22:32Speaker 3: Hoidy J Talent. Yeah.
- 22:34Speaker 5: Does he make any sense?
- 22:37Speaker 3: Hobby the judge of that. Thanks, Keezy, here's garbage.
- 22:40Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
- 22:44Speaker 1: in four on Radio Hoky.
- 22:46Speaker 4: The min Chick's there on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show
- 22:49Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon the time of thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
- 22:53Speaker 4: My daughter, my youngest, turned eighteen today. She's off to
- 22:57Speaker 4: her first night club experience tonight. I'm a little concerned
- 23:00Speaker 4: about it. So we had the idea that maybe I
- 23:03Speaker 4: tail her and her friends go to the nightclub, just
- 23:06Speaker 4: to make sure it's all tickety boot.
- 23:08Speaker 5: You edit the tail part. I was just suggesting you
- 23:10Speaker 5: just go along, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're just
- 23:13Speaker 5: gonna do a bit of an improv where Jace attempts
- 23:16Speaker 5: to get into a nightclub. Just so you're ready.
- 23:18Speaker 6: How long has it been since you've been in a nightclub?
- 23:20Speaker 3: Twenty eight?
- 23:22Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 23:22Speaker 5: Quite on set?
- 23:24Speaker 3: Sounds mere lines camera. Actually, now it's time for the
- 23:30Speaker 3: big show a.
- 23:31Speaker 5: Prov right, So in this one, Jase, I'll play a
- 23:35Speaker 5: security guard, a bouncer. Yes, because the first thing you
- 23:38Speaker 5: have to do is actually get into the nightclub and
- 23:40Speaker 5: you're just yourself.
- 23:41Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right?
- 23:43Speaker 3: Can I just before you even care?
- 23:44Speaker 4: I don't know, I know, let's just no, no, no, no,
- 23:47Speaker 4: It's just I wouldn't be that intimidated by you.
- 23:49Speaker 3: If you're a business.
- 23:50Speaker 5: It's not about being intimidated. It's about.
- 23:53Speaker 7: Job.
- 23:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 23:54Speaker 5: I have a job to keep underage people out of
- 23:56Speaker 5: the and ref raff guys out of the nightcap.
- 23:59Speaker 6: All right, here we go.
- 23:59Speaker 5: Hang sounds like we're outside the club.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go?
- 24:05Speaker 4: All right, action, good evening, old chap. Do I pay
- 24:13Speaker 4: here or do I pay inside? How does it work?
- 24:16Speaker 5: Moving along?
- 24:17Speaker 3: Sir Jesus? Sounds loud?
- 24:21Speaker 5: So are you can you clear out of here?
- 24:24Speaker 2: Mate?
- 24:24Speaker 5: This is a nightclub?
- 24:26Speaker 3: Well no, I was wanting to get into the nightclub.
- 24:28Speaker 3: That's my part. Maybe have a bit of a sniffer
- 24:30Speaker 3: of sherry to warm.
- 24:31Speaker 5: Are you sniffing in my nightclub.
- 24:33Speaker 3: No, just a sniffer of sherry to warm the cockles.
- 24:37Speaker 5: You want to What the hell's a cockle? Okay? Can
- 24:39Speaker 5: I see some idea?
- 24:40Speaker 2: Mate?
- 24:40Speaker 5: If you're gonna come in here, you're gonna need to
- 24:41Speaker 5: show me your idea.
- 24:42Speaker 3: No problem at all.
- 24:43Speaker 7: There you go.
- 24:44Speaker 5: What the hell's that? Why is it on parchment? How
- 24:49Speaker 5: old is this?
- 24:52Speaker 3: Do I have to pay here? Or can I pay
- 24:54Speaker 3: when I get in?
- 24:56Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 24:56Speaker 5: Yeah, here here, it's what's going on, Chris A good,
- 25:00Speaker 5: Yeah know it, it's all good. Just this fellow here
- 25:03Speaker 5: wants to get in the nightclub.
- 25:04Speaker 6: Can you help you?
- 25:04Speaker 2: Mate?
- 25:04Speaker 3: You're a peculiar sounding fellow.
- 25:08Speaker 6: A lot of people say that when I'm stomping on
- 25:10Speaker 6: there here, they oh right, yeah, yeah, you look familiar.
- 25:14Speaker 3: But you used to go here, yes, back in the day,
- 25:17Speaker 3: Back in the day. Certainly, certainly I did.
- 25:20Speaker 5: Is annoyed.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the one boy, just between you, you and me, fellows.
- 25:25Speaker 4: I'm a little bit incognito tonight. My daughter's going to
- 25:29Speaker 4: a nightclub for the first time, and I just want
- 25:30Speaker 4: to make sure she's all she's all g.
- 25:32Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 25:33Speaker 6: And there with the missive honker.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't say it was a massive honker would
- 25:39Speaker 3: do it.
- 25:40Speaker 4: Well, I'd say she has more of the mothers hongker actually,
- 25:43Speaker 4: which is not quite a hunger.
- 25:44Speaker 3: It's just because it's it's a.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Normal, it's enormous.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Shut up.
- 25:52Speaker 5: We don't let anybody.
- 25:55Speaker 6: Say really good, really good.
- 25:58Speaker 5: I actually fly off the handle there. I was trying
- 26:01Speaker 5: to be the peace maker and you just fired up.
- 26:02Speaker 3: Have you guys ever been decked by or thrown out
- 26:06Speaker 3: by any any bounces?
- 26:08Speaker 2: No?
- 26:09Speaker 6: No, you have, Yeah I have. I'm sure I've been
- 26:12Speaker 6: thrown out. I haven't been decked though, not a bounce.
- 26:15Speaker 3: I got dicked, but it wasn't my fault.
- 26:19Speaker 4: It was my mate who was mouthing off, and then
- 26:22Speaker 4: they sprinted after us, and I was just standing in
- 26:25Speaker 4: pretty that's exactly what happened.
- 26:28Speaker 3: My mate was mouthing off and I was just standing there, going, oh,
- 26:30Speaker 3: this isn't good. And then smack and it.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Was like, oh god, I've never been dicked.
- 26:37Speaker 8: It was not.
- 26:38Speaker 4: And and I was flatting with a woman who actually
- 26:42Speaker 4: worked at the nightclub, and she laid a complaint on
- 26:45Speaker 4: my behalf and he got kicked.
- 26:46Speaker 5: He got fired too, scared to lay a complain on
- 26:48Speaker 5: your own behalf is do you reckon? Once you open
- 26:52Speaker 5: your your cheese toasty and pawn shop, do you reckon?
- 26:54Speaker 5: You will hire security to operate around that, because you.
- 26:57Speaker 3: Know it's not a porn shop, Keezy, it's a stick eggs?
- 27:00Speaker 5: Are they porn?
- 27:01Speaker 3: It's a bit more classy than that, mate. I have
- 27:04Speaker 3: like masks and stuff.
- 27:07Speaker 4: I suppose I could actually spend up some dillies, pill Jim,
- 27:11Speaker 4: some pills. Yeah.
- 27:13Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ik.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Puppa Roadlere on the radio, Darkey Big Show this Thursday
- 27:22Speaker 4: evening And this am I seeing this right?
- 27:25Speaker 3: Keys? Is that old Dez del Giddy on the phone
- 27:28Speaker 3: line there? The Big Show is a rural correspondent? Is
- 27:36Speaker 3: del Giddy?
- 27:39Speaker 8: Is this?
- 27:40Speaker 3: DearS?
- 27:40Speaker 9: Is it? Yeah?
- 27:45Speaker 3: Very well? DearS?
- 27:46Speaker 6: Here you going? Brother?
- 27:47Speaker 7: Ye can't complain, mate, but been a lot of rain
- 27:50Speaker 7: round lately. Is one of the shaky.
- 27:54Speaker 5: I mean, dear, Hey, good to hear from you.
- 27:56Speaker 7: Man.
- 27:56Speaker 5: How is your Christmas? Happy New Year?
- 27:58Speaker 7: You're Christopher?
- 28:00Speaker 5: That's me is kid mate?
- 28:03Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 28:04Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so yeah you.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Had a good one, family over and all that sort
- 28:10Speaker 3: of thing.
- 28:10Speaker 7: There is Christmas. Are you talking about Christmas? Yeah?
- 28:15Speaker 3: Yeah, Christmas year.
- 28:16Speaker 7: Sorry, mate, I thought about said this, heard you because
- 28:19Speaker 7: it's nearly much.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you tell him, Yeah that's true. I tell
- 28:23Speaker 4: you what it gets on your work, doesn't it make you?
- 28:25Speaker 6: I do hate that one man. It's it's march as
- 28:27Speaker 6: he says. You're on point thereas.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Tell me it is. What's going on?
- 28:31Speaker 2: Mate?
- 28:32Speaker 3: Well, what's the reason for the call?
- 28:34Speaker 7: Give you a call, Jason, because i've heard your ideas
- 28:37Speaker 7: here about.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Shop right, okay, so you've heard the ideas of Jason's
- 28:44Speaker 5: Cheese toasty and stick mag Store blue cheese.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, blue cheese, that's the one.
- 28:50Speaker 7: Look, I tell you what made It's a bloody good idea.
- 28:53Speaker 7: But you got to be keful.
- 28:55Speaker 8: Hey, you've got to be careful because I opened up
- 28:57Speaker 8: one of these over on the gold Coach made sixty
- 29:00Speaker 8: Stephen and Jesus, she went off, mate, I absolutely went off.
- 29:05Speaker 8: I mean your Saturday out. I was making the cheese
- 29:08Speaker 8: toasted and they came through the door for that. But
- 29:10Speaker 8: I mean they found my private station stick Magsy and
- 29:14Speaker 8: they were all over the basket. They them on the shelves. Hey,
- 29:20Speaker 8: the baskets were going, man, hangs thing. You know, I'm
- 29:23Speaker 8: running a robin tag, mate, I'm busier than a one
- 29:26Speaker 8: eye wall paper.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Hung right.
- 29:30Speaker 5: Right, well hang on. So so the store you were
- 29:33Speaker 5: running was it?
- 29:34Speaker 8: Was?
- 29:35Speaker 5: It originally just a toasted sandwich store and then run.
- 29:38Speaker 7: Out of the toasted sandwich still easy even then they
- 29:41Speaker 7: found any buddy stick legs hay, because I'd get me
- 29:44Speaker 7: stick legs out when I'm on the break in there.
- 29:48Speaker 3: I know that makes sense.
- 29:49Speaker 4: So that was they were second handed that they were
- 29:52Speaker 4: buying me these they were buying the second hand legs.
- 29:55Speaker 7: You sure a hand laming? I'll tell you that aboundy free?
- 29:59Speaker 7: You know?
- 30:00Speaker 6: Is it smokey here? Man? How are you o?
- 30:02Speaker 7: Good?
- 30:04Speaker 6: What was the name of the store that you hit?
- 30:06Speaker 7: Good Eating?
- 30:07Speaker 6: Oh?
- 30:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a real good.
- 30:10Speaker 6: Name, good eating. That rolls off the tongue.
- 30:12Speaker 7: Man, what you're looking at? It was a good Yeah?
- 30:18Speaker 5: What actually happened to the store? Yeah, I was gonna say,
- 30:21Speaker 5: why are you still doing it?
- 30:22Speaker 7: Well? Into men? I ended up putting me bloody. She
- 30:28Speaker 7: got so bloody busy with the pornography. Short of it,
- 30:31Speaker 7: I ended up running a robin t put my bloody
- 30:35Speaker 7: shoulder around nix thing you know I'm on the Bloody.
- 30:40Speaker 6: No really.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Wow.
- 30:43Speaker 7: Look so Robin Tag Casey not me man, what ever?
- 30:48Speaker 5: Man, I've never been to I don't even know what
- 30:50Speaker 5: a Robin Tag is.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Oh, come on, CAZy. Oh well that's amazing. Well thanks
- 30:56Speaker 4: for your phone call mate.
- 30:58Speaker 3: We appreciate it.
- 30:59Speaker 7: Yeah, you've got to be careful.
- 31:02Speaker 3: I'll be careful.
- 31:03Speaker 5: You've got to be careful, MATEO advice there. Well, dear,
- 31:06Speaker 5: thank you so much for your call mate.
- 31:08Speaker 7: We'll let you go, all right, the Bloody.
- 31:12Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, thanks.
- 31:16Speaker 7: Mate, Bloody Robin was a good bye?
- 31:20Speaker 2: All right.
- 31:20Speaker 5: Thanks, Sorry, I'll just your name so.
- 31:26Speaker 3: No, thanks, yeah, good on your mates, see your mates.
- 31:32Speaker 5: All right, thanks, that's good. Stuffy Fellas coming up next
- 31:37Speaker 5: on the show. By the way, I've got a bit
- 31:38Speaker 5: of are you still did.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Okay?
- 31:45Speaker 6: He left.
- 31:48Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Tune in four on Radio Harvey Danger there on the
- 31:55Speaker 4: radio Holdarky Big Show this Thursday evening the Times five,
- 31:59Speaker 4: did he Fellas.
- 32:00Speaker 5: I've got a messive proposition not only for you guys,
- 32:03Speaker 5: but for the show as a whole. I think it's
- 32:05Speaker 5: a huge opportunity. It's something I've been thinking about quite
- 32:08Speaker 5: a lot, actually, and it's something I just like to
- 32:10Speaker 5: run by you guys, are you familiar with this? Sohzack,
- 32:20Speaker 5: I know you are Anglebert hump and Ding you know, mate.
- 32:23Speaker 6: The thing about Englebert, please me, is any rules is
- 32:29Speaker 6: that I know a lot of the songs, but I
- 32:31Speaker 6: didn't realize that they were his lot down with the playlist,
- 32:34Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.
- 32:35Speaker 4: I just know exactly what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, that
- 32:38Speaker 4: was very much the soundtrack of my childhood.
- 32:40Speaker 5: One hundred percent here same And so for those that
- 32:43Speaker 5: don't know, Inglebert Humperdink.
- 32:46Speaker 6: Is the first name Englebert and now a lot of
- 32:48Speaker 6: people think it's engle Bert Humbert Dink, but it's Englebert Humperdink.
- 32:56Speaker 5: One hundred percent. He thanks for clarifying Inglebert Hump'dink. He's
- 33:00Speaker 5: coming to New Zealand in June. He's going to be
- 33:03Speaker 5: in Auckland on the Wow. He's eighty nine, he'll be
- 33:07Speaker 5: ninety when he's here, and I'm pretty keen to go along.
- 33:11Speaker 5: But I thought, you know, as a station radio hood
- 33:15Speaker 5: Ick needs to get behind big events.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Was right and now massively in our wheelhouse massively in
- 33:21Speaker 3: our wheel.
- 33:21Speaker 6: We're not going to get behind Engelbert humper Dick. Who
- 33:24Speaker 6: are we going to Did you just call him Inglebt
- 33:26Speaker 6: humper Dick, humper Dick? No, it's humper dink humper ding.
- 33:31Speaker 3: Oh my god, all these years I thought it was
- 33:33Speaker 3: humper Dick.
- 33:34Speaker 6: Surely amper Dick. He's like a wasted opportunity to do
- 33:39Speaker 6: what soon?
- 33:40Speaker 7: You know, just.
- 33:44Speaker 6: I bet he doesn't know where he is.
- 33:47Speaker 5: All I know is that he can still sing, and
- 33:49Speaker 5: he's coming to New Zealand. He's going to be ninety
- 33:51Speaker 5: in June. We're you know, I'm doing everything I can
- 33:53Speaker 5: to try and get us there, fellas. But I was thinking, like,
- 33:56Speaker 5: you know, how Metallica. We're here recently, and like the
- 33:58Speaker 5: fact they came to visit us in the stud that's right,
- 34:00Speaker 5: and Pearl Jam where I was, Yeah, they were running
- 34:02Speaker 5: late that time. But all these big artists are coming.
- 34:06Speaker 5: I think we have to jump on this dude early.
- 34:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not jumping on anyone's dude.
- 34:12Speaker 5: No, we've gotta sorry that I said that in correctly.
- 34:14Speaker 5: We've got to jump. We've got to we've got to
- 34:17Speaker 5: take this opportunity.
- 34:18Speaker 6: To get on board, get him in the studio for
- 34:20Speaker 6: a check. We've got to get him in the studio
- 34:21Speaker 6: for our show, collide with his afternoon nap Ah.
- 34:26Speaker 5: It's a good question.
- 34:28Speaker 8: It might.
- 34:29Speaker 5: But also we need to be like Hurducky Big Show
- 34:32Speaker 5: Presents Ingle The official partnership should become a thing. What
- 34:38Speaker 5: do you think.
- 34:38Speaker 6: I don't think there's going to be a huge fight
- 34:40Speaker 6: for it. I'll be honest with you.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Well, not if we throw a heap of cash the way.
- 34:45Speaker 5: We've gotta get on this thing early. What do you
- 34:47Speaker 5: reckon Hducky Presents Ingle Bird Humpeting?
- 34:50Speaker 3: I can wait a moment. Tell me, what do you
- 34:58Speaker 3: reckon Derek in the comfortable Well, he's nineties.
- 35:02Speaker 4: You're probably about ten minutes and then he'll just keep
- 35:05Speaker 4: singing the same song.
- 35:07Speaker 5: Wonder if he does he sing with his teeth in
- 35:09Speaker 5: or out?
- 35:10Speaker 4: Do you think he wears like adult diapers? Maybe is
- 35:14Speaker 4: going to be a live band.
- 35:16Speaker 5: I'd say it to be a live band.
- 35:17Speaker 6: Me are more alive than the singer.
- 35:19Speaker 5: Okay, but do you agree that we should jump on board?
- 35:22Speaker 6: I think so. Man, that you get to see a
- 35:25Speaker 6: legend that's right die on stage.
- 35:28Speaker 1: What the hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hodarchy.
- 35:44Speaker 4: Is indeed your chance to win a fifty dollars Reburger voucher.
- 35:48Speaker 4: When you hear this in the middle of a song,
- 35:50Speaker 4: give us a call on eight hundred Darchy and you
- 35:54Speaker 4: could win that fifty dollars vouture.
- 35:55Speaker 3: I tell you who did do that? Dylan? Your mad barsid?
- 35:58Speaker 3: How's live? Not too bad? Yellows? Yeah?
- 36:02Speaker 4: Good, thanks mate. You had a good day, Dylan. Getting
- 36:04Speaker 4: through your Thursday?
- 36:05Speaker 2: Alright?
- 36:05Speaker 8: Are you.
- 36:07Speaker 6: Fridays? Just around the corner, Just around the corner, man,
- 36:09Speaker 6: that's what you've got to look at it, brother bloody
- 36:12Speaker 6: oat stealing?
- 36:13Speaker 5: Chin up, brother, chin up always.
- 36:16Speaker 6: You can do it man, you can do it. Man.
- 36:18Speaker 5: I know times are tough now, Dylan, but you'll get
- 36:20Speaker 5: through it.
- 36:20Speaker 2: Mate.
- 36:21Speaker 4: I just meet Dylan's actually a bit of a back
- 36:23Speaker 4: but I don't think he gets down.
- 36:25Speaker 3: I think he just keeps going forward all the time always, mate, Yeah,
- 36:31Speaker 3: get yeah, he gets it.
- 36:33Speaker 5: Hey, Dylan, Just before we send you that voucher, mate,
- 36:35Speaker 5: we'll just do a quick AI check on your right,
- 36:39Speaker 5: all right, just quickly. What do you do for a crust?
- 36:41Speaker 7: Man?
- 36:42Speaker 5: I'm an engineer.
- 36:45Speaker 6: Next time someone asks you, just telling mate, you're a backbone.
- 36:49Speaker 5: Uh, go for a job into what's your experience of
- 36:53Speaker 5: being a backbone.
- 36:54Speaker 3: I'm just amassive bagbone.
- 36:56Speaker 6: How you doing Course seven?
- 36:58Speaker 5: What is your fish and chips?
- 36:59Speaker 2: Order?
- 37:01Speaker 7: Fish and chips order? Probably a follow the fish sausage,
- 37:06Speaker 7: scuba chips and maybe a.
- 37:07Speaker 6: Pineapple ring a.
- 37:11Speaker 5: School brother, I've had them out of the tin there.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Yeah better?
- 37:17Speaker 4: Yeah, really, my wife's big fan of the old pineapple
- 37:20Speaker 4: Fritter Fellows.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Fells.
- 37:24Speaker 5: That's good, Jason, Uh, the next Christian Dylan? How often
- 37:28Speaker 5: do you floss?
- 37:28Speaker 2: Man?
- 37:30Speaker 6: Almost never, I would say, when you get that pineapple
- 37:35Speaker 6: stuck between your teeth and.
- 37:38Speaker 5: Yeah, old Dylan's just got breath wreaking of pineapples.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Good stuff.
- 37:42Speaker 5: What color are your undies, Dylan?
- 37:45Speaker 6: I'm looking a great number today.
- 37:47Speaker 5: And final question, man, what is your deepest fear? I'm
- 37:52Speaker 5: scared of magpies, believe it or not. Really, that's interesting.
- 37:56Speaker 4: There's something particularly terrifying about being attacked by bird. You
- 38:01Speaker 4: know what they're because if from the air the claws
- 38:04Speaker 4: have even seen the birds Dylan.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Yeah, when they sloped down from the trees.
- 38:08Speaker 5: Mate, he's talking about it. He's talking about a movie
- 38:11Speaker 5: from about fifty years ago.
- 38:12Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an ol Forred Hitchcock movie The Sneaky Barstards.
- 38:14Speaker 6: Though they're the cowards of the bird, aren't they Because
- 38:16Speaker 6: they went to your back's turns. They won't come and
- 38:18Speaker 6: face you. You know, they won't come and hit you
- 38:20Speaker 6: up man or mano? Will they? Many?
- 38:25Speaker 5: Actually?
- 38:26Speaker 6: You know, I'm halfway through writing a movie, horror movie
- 38:28Speaker 6: about magpie's mate, a magpie that r Rose is a
- 38:31Speaker 6: small town.
- 38:32Speaker 3: Really yeah? Nice sounds good, man, it's good.
- 38:35Speaker 5: Are you scared of magpies? No, man, you're not, because
- 38:38Speaker 5: for you to be like a terran actyl or something
- 38:40Speaker 5: coming down, wouldn't it. Hey, I just check your details
- 38:43Speaker 5: in the system here, Dylan, just make sure you're not AI.
- 38:47Speaker 6: Yeah, clean, mate, you're getting that voucher. I like being
- 38:49Speaker 6: attacked by seven four seven. That's good stuff there. Hey,
- 38:53Speaker 6: I was when I was a kid because we used
- 38:56Speaker 6: to get attacked by magpies when I was a kid. Yes,
- 38:58Speaker 6: And we had our primary school, Saint Joseph's. Then there
- 39:01Speaker 6: was the big field as they called it. Then there
- 39:03Speaker 6: was a traditional farm fence, and then there was another
- 39:05Speaker 6: school right next door. It's a weird setup. So you
- 39:09Speaker 6: had to walk across the big field, hit this farm
- 39:12Speaker 6: fence with the batons and the wire there so not
- 39:14Speaker 6: easy to get over quick. Then you're into the neighboring
- 39:17Speaker 6: school's big field and you have to walk through that,
- 39:19Speaker 6: and then that's where the dentist was. The dental nurse.
- 39:23Speaker 6: Now lining that tree was also a row of pines,
- 39:27Speaker 6: so you'd sort of get halfway across the field that
- 39:29Speaker 6: you get halfway up that fence, and then the magpies
- 39:31Speaker 6: had start swooping really and then you run back to
- 39:34Speaker 6: the start freaking out. I still remember very clearly, and
- 39:36Speaker 6: it was a bastard because you just get stuck. Do
- 39:39Speaker 6: I go over to the dental nurse for it very
- 39:43Speaker 6: very difficult, And I asked my mother, why are these
- 39:46Speaker 6: magpies swooping? You're thinking that she'd make me feel better?
- 39:48Speaker 6: She said, they like shiny things in their nest. Thereafter
- 39:52Speaker 6: your eyeballs.
- 39:56Speaker 5: True story, Well, yours did hang out quite a bit.
- 40:01Speaker 3: Oh but a stained Yeah.
- 40:08Speaker 1: The whole Chey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
- 40:11Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 40:14Speaker 4: It is the biggest show and it's brought to you,
- 40:17Speaker 4: brought to you by reburg You.
- 40:20Speaker 5: Craig with the street food freshly made with Reburger. Did
- 40:32Speaker 5: you catch that, Jason, I did catch Have you been
- 40:34Speaker 5: saying brought to you by Reboot?
- 40:36Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 40:36Speaker 5: I think he has?
- 40:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
- 40:38Speaker 6: It's shocking.
- 40:39Speaker 3: It's really bad.
- 40:40Speaker 6: From disappointed who I never even noticed it.
- 40:44Speaker 3: I think I alternate.
- 40:46Speaker 4: Yeah, but look, it's pest poor on my behalf, really
- 40:53Speaker 4: really really bad.
- 40:55Speaker 5: Because there's yeah, there's cress. Just just I'm literally about
- 41:01Speaker 5: to back you up here.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Okay, there's a.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Plethora of things you say wrong, Where do we begin?
- 41:06Speaker 5: That was actually what I was gonna say, But like
- 41:08Speaker 5: play through it is my word?
- 41:11Speaker 1: Is it?
- 41:11Speaker 5: Infinitum? Is another one? But brought and bought is a
- 41:14Speaker 5: very common one. A lot of my friends say bought
- 41:17Speaker 5: when they are bringing something to you, or they go
- 41:19Speaker 5: to the store and they brought.
- 41:20Speaker 6: Some durbrain stuff that wasn't expect. Peter from over there,
- 41:25Speaker 6: he's got he's got a number ones all through his reports,
- 41:27Speaker 6: as you well know, Key.
- 41:29Speaker 4: I have a one A one A one A one
- 41:32Speaker 4: f for bought for j best in the world, A
- 41:36Speaker 4: number one?
- 41:37Speaker 5: Were you a one English?
- 41:39Speaker 3: Yes?
- 41:39Speaker 5: And you were saying brought I yes, isn't that interesting?
- 41:44Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 41:45Speaker 5: Yeah, a durbrain school.
- 41:46Speaker 2: Did you go to?
- 41:46Speaker 6: What was the name of it?
- 41:48Speaker 4: We won't get into the name of the school that
- 41:50Speaker 4: I went to, but in the meantime, what we get
- 41:54Speaker 4: into Incubus.
- 41:57Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
- 42:00Speaker 1: Hdarchy Ebo.
- 42:02Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
- 42:06Speaker 4: The time is fourteen minutes past six o'clock.
- 42:08Speaker 6: Fellas. I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news news, fellas.
- 42:19Speaker 6: There's been a baby born and what Oh wow, it's fantastic.
- 42:23Speaker 6: I's ever been born before, I think so.
- 42:28Speaker 3: I don't know, do you.
- 42:29Speaker 6: You've just been told there's an assumption being made. It's
- 42:31Speaker 6: like the Earth is flat or round. You're assuming round
- 42:35Speaker 6: because everyone says it's around. They've always said it's round.
- 42:37Speaker 2: But I don't know.
- 42:38Speaker 6: And also does it matter to me? No, I don't care.
- 42:41Speaker 5: It's actually more of an object, spheroid or something, isn't
- 42:45Speaker 5: it like it's more of like an egg shape?
- 42:46Speaker 6: Oh that's what I've always said over almost I've got
- 42:49Speaker 6: a question for the both of you. How much did
- 42:50Speaker 6: you weigh? Because this baby that has been born is
- 42:53Speaker 6: a big bonnie bouncy.
- 42:56Speaker 5: Beg right, Okay, I think maybe nine.
- 43:00Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I was around about there as well,
- 43:01Speaker 6: eight nine. It's about one one or two yeah.
- 43:04Speaker 3: No, I think it was about three three, three or
- 43:06Speaker 3: four pounds. It's just a little a.
- 43:09Speaker 5: Little tadpole fellow there. Do you actually know how heavy
- 43:12Speaker 5: you were?
- 43:12Speaker 7: Though?
- 43:13Speaker 8: No?
- 43:13Speaker 2: No, idea.
- 43:14Speaker 6: Well this this this baby here, Well, first of all,
- 43:18Speaker 6: it says it's their I think it's their third child
- 43:21Speaker 6: that they had. They've had. The second child that they
- 43:25Speaker 6: had was born in February twenty twenty four. Weighed thirteen
- 43:29Speaker 6: pounds thirteen pounds and six ounces, which is six point
- 43:34Speaker 6: seven kilos.
- 43:37Speaker 5: Right, So that's massive.
- 43:38Speaker 6: That is a huge baby.
- 43:39Speaker 3: That's a big call on the mum.
- 43:41Speaker 6: The one that they had over the weekend fifteen pounds
- 43:46Speaker 6: and three ounces, wow, which is six point eight nine kilos,
- 43:53Speaker 6: roughly the same weight as a five year old. Is
- 43:57Speaker 6: that true?
- 43:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 43:58Speaker 5: This far out, that's crazy.
- 44:02Speaker 6: That's a big baby, man.
- 44:04Speaker 3: I imagine that.
- 44:05Speaker 5: Well, that's probably heavier than Jason.
- 44:06Speaker 6: Now do we know if it's was it a caesarean
- 44:10Speaker 6: or they went they went caesarean? Really, wouldn't you They
- 44:14Speaker 6: were thinking how much bigger can this baby get? The
- 44:17Speaker 6: couple were assigned two obstetricians, one of whom helped delivery fart.
- 44:21Speaker 6: At their thirty week six week scan, Toka to Moana
- 44:26Speaker 6: measured twelve pound.
- 44:29Speaker 4: And I'm thinking, as a mother, you're thinking, you've got
- 44:32Speaker 4: some anxieties going on there.
- 44:34Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, Oh, you're not looking forward
- 44:36Speaker 6: to it, that's for sure. No, he was really heavy.
- 44:39Speaker 6: That's that's in the last week. She said. I was
- 44:41Speaker 6: pretty much ready just to get him out. One hundred percent.
- 44:45Speaker 6: This kid already wears size three nappies, which are the
- 44:49Speaker 6: same as typically worn by a six month old.
- 44:53Speaker 5: Honestly, the Warrior's going to sign this kid up.
- 44:55Speaker 6: You were honestly, with Mitch Bardette leaving next next season,
- 44:58Speaker 6: we're going to get them and we've got to get
- 45:00Speaker 6: him an you know juicy fleeg this year.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent.
- 45:04Speaker 3: You're thinking forwards mail bag.
- 45:08Speaker 2: You can.
- 45:08Speaker 5: He'll get to prop eventually, but I reckon if he
- 45:10Speaker 5: could start in the back row.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Maybe.
- 45:11Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know.
- 45:13Speaker 3: The only that's extraordinary.
- 45:15Speaker 4: The only thing I do know about my birth, fellas,
- 45:18Speaker 4: is that I came out ass first, really yes, ass first, Wow,
- 45:25Speaker 4: are you sure?
- 45:25Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 45:26Speaker 3: Man, you sure about that? Yeah?
- 45:31Speaker 5: Man, it's gonna make a joke about coming out Holker
- 45:34Speaker 5: first or something.
- 45:34Speaker 6: I just know, you know, your facebooks like a house.
- 45:37Speaker 6: You sure they've got it confused, And then the other
- 45:39Speaker 6: hours going, I don't know, I've got nothing. They smacked
- 45:40Speaker 6: your bonto everybody out there just didn't suit your own joke.
- 45:43Speaker 6: And we'll get on with it, right and what.
- 45:44Speaker 1: You're doing that We're gonna go to the whole Aching
- 45:47Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
- 45:50Speaker 1: days at four on Radio Holdachy, Yes.
- 45:53Speaker 4: Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
- 45:57Speaker 4: South Thursday evening, the time has six twenty.
- 46:00Speaker 5: Eight Fellas, it's time for boat chair.
- 46:07Speaker 4: It was actually it was funny because I was driving
- 46:09Speaker 4: the car and I don't drive my car around very
- 46:11Speaker 4: much anymore fuels.
- 46:12Speaker 3: Because I don't need to.
- 46:14Speaker 5: You know, this is boat chat, not cart chair. Yeah,
- 46:15Speaker 5: I know, okay, so, but it's.
- 46:16Speaker 3: Sort of boat related.
- 46:18Speaker 4: And I've still got a couple of the fishing rods
- 46:20Speaker 4: in the car there, and I haven't unpacked and put
- 46:22Speaker 4: into storage yet, and I was thinking, Jesus, it's been
- 46:25Speaker 4: a while since.
- 46:25Speaker 3: I put the old line out reeled in the big
- 46:28Speaker 3: king ees.
- 46:30Speaker 6: Why pardon has it ever had? What's that that you've
- 46:33Speaker 6: ever put the line out and caught some kingies?
- 46:36Speaker 8: No?
- 46:37Speaker 5: Do you even know what a king looks like?
- 46:39Speaker 6: Would you recognize one if you sort of past it
- 46:41Speaker 6: walking down the main street of Auckland.
- 46:44Speaker 5: No, So you're saying, if you're walking down an Auckland
- 46:48Speaker 5: and a king you walk past, But the king he's
- 46:50Speaker 5: wearing like maybe it's CHROI KINGI, but otherwise it's a
- 46:53Speaker 5: kingfish and it's wearing like a business suit or something.
- 46:55Speaker 5: But it's definitely a king eye. Would you recognize it?
- 46:58Speaker 3: I might think it's about fishy?
- 47:04Speaker 5: Hey, feel as we're giving away a boat finn chase
- 47:07Speaker 5: of five three five center console Mercury sixty horse, four
- 47:10Speaker 5: stroke voyager trailer, whole package.
- 47:13Speaker 4: Worth seventy five thousand dollars dollars Zealand dollars.
- 47:17Speaker 5: That's a crucial part if you came to win it
- 47:19Speaker 5: takes the word boat to three four eight three, Now,
- 47:22Speaker 5: fresh batch of names.
- 47:23Speaker 6: Is it true that you have to be in it
- 47:25Speaker 6: to win it?
- 47:25Speaker 2: No?
- 47:27Speaker 5: I don't think being in the boat. No, I don't
- 47:30Speaker 5: think so.
- 47:31Speaker 6: I think about in it to the draw? Oh, yes, yes,
- 47:35Speaker 6: did you get Can you make a note of that? Yeah,
- 47:37Speaker 6: because I don't think people know that you.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Have to be in it the draw to win it. Okay,
- 47:41Speaker 5: I've just made a note of that. Do you want
- 47:43Speaker 5: to hear some of the names that people are sent through?
- 47:45Speaker 5: I guess because when you taxt boat to three four
- 47:48Speaker 5: eight three, this is.
- 47:48Speaker 6: The worst part of the competition. People aren't try and
- 47:51Speaker 6: have enough. They don't deserve this boat. This boat's too
- 47:53Speaker 6: good for them.
- 47:53Speaker 3: I agree with you, Magie.
- 47:54Speaker 5: I also think you guys are very harsh critics though. Okay,
- 47:57Speaker 5: fresh batch of names here we go otter fish catch names, fishy,
- 48:02Speaker 5: a fresh catch of names, cachet well catch because it's
- 48:08Speaker 5: still with the ocean. That's what I thought, A fresh
- 48:11Speaker 5: cachet of names. Feelings here they come otter.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Well only in fresh water. Generally speaking, this is I'm
- 48:18Speaker 4: going to imaginings going to be a sea water.
- 48:20Speaker 3: A saltwater boat.
- 48:21Speaker 6: Why would you name a boat after.
- 48:22Speaker 3: An Yeah, that's just stupid.
- 48:26Speaker 5: Sorry if that was your suggestion. By the way, fishy feeling.
- 48:34Speaker 6: It's probably gone over my head. It's too good a
- 48:36Speaker 6: name for me to understand fishy feeling. Yeah, it's complex.
- 48:41Speaker 3: No, it hasn't gone over your head, Magi, it's just terrible.
- 48:44Speaker 5: Weird spot weird.
- 48:51Speaker 6: It's better than fishy feeling.
- 48:53Speaker 5: Weird fish, better than weird fishes.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Oh that the Radiohead song good good June neck it. Yes,
- 49:01Speaker 3: a great song.
- 49:04Speaker 5: Lost boys, boy.
- 49:08Speaker 6: What that actually works? Now you're out lost? You're having
- 49:11Speaker 6: at first you lose trek of times. Yeah that works.
- 49:14Speaker 2: You like that.
- 49:15Speaker 6: They put some thought into it. Yeah, so seventy five
- 49:18Speaker 6: thousand boat. You gotta put some thwart Yeah, fair enough.
- 49:20Speaker 5: What about skim in capitals s k i M, which
- 49:23Speaker 5: stands for spending kids inheritance money.
- 49:27Speaker 3: But they're not spending anything. They're winning it.
- 49:28Speaker 5: They've got it for free. What about this one here,
- 49:31Speaker 5: csariasis of the river? Ryan, You know, no, ciriasis of that.
- 49:38Speaker 6: Doesn't make any sense.
- 49:42Speaker 3: It's a saltwater.
- 49:43Speaker 6: But it's just because liver and river rhyme. It doesn't
- 49:47Speaker 6: mean it makes sense.
- 49:48Speaker 5: But you can put it in the river.
- 49:49Speaker 6: But you can call the boat zsoriasis and then if
- 49:51Speaker 6: somebody saw it go past, you go look ciriasis on
- 49:54Speaker 6: the river. Now thats in the river too many of
- 50:00Speaker 6: there's too many moving parts.
- 50:02Speaker 5: I've found one here that I'm going to vote for. Fellas,
- 50:04Speaker 5: You're ready for this ingle Boat Humper Sincy text boat
- 50:11Speaker 5: to three four eight three oh.
- 50:14Speaker 1: In the meantime, here's Bland The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays
- 50:18Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hodarky Collective Soul.
- 50:21Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
- 50:25Speaker 4: The time is six forty one. Fellas Jesus Show is
- 50:29Speaker 4: just flying.
- 50:30Speaker 5: By cerdainly as Jason always does. I'm in a dilemma, feelers,
- 50:34Speaker 5: because I like dumplings um and I think it's got
- 50:38Speaker 5: to the point now we're dumb. Yeah, that's the one.
- 50:43Speaker 5: And it's got to the point now where you fellas
- 50:45Speaker 5: are shaming me for it.
- 50:46Speaker 4: Well, it's got to the point now where you're eating
- 50:49Speaker 4: so many dumplings that your ass cheeks look like dumplings.
- 50:53Speaker 5: That is extremely offensive thing to say eating that dump
- 50:57Speaker 5: So is that I should say that to like a
- 51:01Speaker 5: you know, would you say that to Bloody Pugs or
- 51:03Speaker 5: anyone in the office.
- 51:04Speaker 3: No, he's a beast.
- 51:08Speaker 5: But basically the issue I'm having is whenever I go
- 51:10Speaker 5: to get something else to eat, you know, from a
- 51:13Speaker 5: store nearby or something, because it's this one dumpling store.
- 51:16Speaker 5: This is sort of near my house and also near
- 51:18Speaker 5: work here, and every time I think, oh, maybe I
- 51:21Speaker 5: should try something else, I just go won't be as good.
- 51:24Speaker 6: So I just get the dumpling.
- 51:25Speaker 4: I've got a theory, and maybe we should go out
- 51:28Speaker 4: one night and do this. I reckon we go to
- 51:30Speaker 4: this dumpling joint of yours that you're so obsessed with Kezy,
- 51:34Speaker 4: and you have to eat like one hundred and eighty
- 51:36Speaker 4: dumplings and until the point where you're just chundering all
- 51:40Speaker 4: over the place, so that the next time you think
- 51:43Speaker 4: to yourself, my god, I'm going to have a dumpling,
- 51:46Speaker 4: that memory comes back and you go, oh god, no,
- 51:50Speaker 4: I could never eat another dumpling.
- 51:53Speaker 2: Ever.
- 51:53Speaker 5: Didn't that happen to you guys were smoking?
- 51:55Speaker 7: No?
- 51:56Speaker 4: No, I mean I went from one pack of data
- 51:59Speaker 4: eight hacks a day because they said that would put
- 52:02Speaker 4: me off at I loved it.
- 52:04Speaker 5: Yeah, you're worried that will happen with old Kezy, But
- 52:07Speaker 5: also I don't want to make it so I'm sick
- 52:09Speaker 5: of them. I just want to make it so that
- 52:11Speaker 5: when I you know that I have better I'm better
- 52:13Speaker 5: at going outside the box and accepting that something might
- 52:15Speaker 5: not be as good, but trying.
- 52:17Speaker 3: But you know what you like?
- 52:18Speaker 6: Keesy, you're mad for the dumplings, brother, You've got to embrace.
- 52:21Speaker 6: It's something wrong with your men, something not right with
- 52:27Speaker 6: your head.
- 52:28Speaker 3: Brother.
- 52:28Speaker 6: But it's only dumplings. Man, I want get the better
- 52:31Speaker 6: of you.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and frankly, who am I to talk about food?
- 52:34Speaker 4: You know obsessions? I mean my cheese balls and nippies,
- 52:37Speaker 4: iced coffee. I mean we all have our addictions. Yours
- 52:41Speaker 4: just happens to be like one hundred and eighty dumplings
- 52:43Speaker 4: a week.
- 52:43Speaker 6: It doesn't matter if you blow out, man, your men.
- 52:51Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 52:52Speaker 5: It's not about any of those things. It is about
- 52:54Speaker 5: wanting on that dump. It's about wanting to try stuff
- 52:59Speaker 5: but then go like wanting to go outside the square
- 53:01Speaker 5: and then go ah stuff. I just get dumblings. I
- 53:03Speaker 5: know they're going to be good. I want to get
- 53:05Speaker 5: better at that, but I don't know how. Just get
- 53:08Speaker 5: some more dumps.
- 53:09Speaker 3: You just get some more dumplings, Keezy, Seriously, man, just.
- 53:14Speaker 5: Get some more doubling. Yeas, that's the that's the hell.
- 53:17Speaker 6: What else are you going to do? It's one of
- 53:19Speaker 6: those things where I think the addiction just has to
- 53:21Speaker 6: run its course, and it will run its course. You're
- 53:23Speaker 6: not going to be like this in fifteen years.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Well the Hdiky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 53:30Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Dooh well, there.
- 53:41Speaker 4: You go, your mad barstards. That's the big done and
- 53:44Speaker 4: dusted this thusday evening. Ah, what's the podcast outro clip today?
- 53:50Speaker 3: Kezy?
- 53:51Speaker 5: I believe the utro clip is about us crossing the
- 53:53Speaker 5: road together as a show.
- 53:56Speaker 6: She walks with me, which is hard enough for a
- 53:58Speaker 6: small child to keep up with. It's quite funny, you
- 54:00Speaker 6: know when you're out you remember when you're a kid
- 54:01Speaker 6: and you had to walk along and keep jogging so much. Yeah,
- 54:05Speaker 6: so she's struggling with that.
- 54:06Speaker 4: It's with you, guys, because you guys take like giant strides.
- 54:11Speaker 5: That's true quite often when me, you and Moggie are
- 54:13Speaker 5: walking places, you do the thing where we're all holding
- 54:15Speaker 5: hands and your swing on our arm.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:18Speaker 3: I take like four paces to your guys.
- 54:21Speaker 9: One.
- 54:23Speaker 5: That podcast comes out at seven thirty tonight, so to
- 54:25Speaker 5: make sure you give it a listen, Searchryucky Big Show
- 54:27Speaker 5: wherever you get them from.
- 54:28Speaker 6: There's no warning on that one. We've been very clean lately, fellows.
- 54:31Speaker 6: Well done.
- 54:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we get filthy tomorrow?
- 54:34Speaker 7: Do we are?
- 54:34Speaker 6: We keen on Friday? Now, we've got to throb tomorrow
- 54:37Speaker 6: as well. We got a we got anything? What do
- 54:39Speaker 6: we got?
- 54:39Speaker 8: No?
- 54:39Speaker 6: I just generic?
- 54:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I like gene.
- 54:42Speaker 6: I like generic as well as least thought involved exact.
- 54:45Speaker 4: Well, actually in a peculiar kind of way, Maggie, there's
- 54:48Speaker 4: more thought in because you've got bigger options you do.
- 54:52Speaker 5: Just get the dumplings, man, just whatever the the deaftones
- 54:56Speaker 5: for you are dumplings.
- 54:57Speaker 3: Funnily enough, I am going to get dumplings tonight, gid me,
- 55:00Speaker 3: I'm going to get them in me?
- 55:01Speaker 6: How many five?
- 55:04Speaker 5: That's the fit five?
- 55:06Speaker 3: Mogi? What are you doing tonight?
- 55:08Speaker 6: Getting on my pushbike riding home? Man? And well then
- 55:13Speaker 6: a little bit of work, a little bit of sleep,
- 55:14Speaker 6: but I want to watch a bit of TV as well,
- 55:16Speaker 6: So I'm torn. My mother in law brought home a
- 55:19Speaker 6: tobleran from overseas that's sitting in the freezer, so I'm
- 55:22Speaker 6: going to chop my way through that. Bad boy.
- 55:24Speaker 3: You're nice, what about you keeezy, what's for tea for dinner?
- 55:27Speaker 5: Sauces? My wife got sauces. Sausages are garlic and herb,
- 55:31Speaker 5: homemade from.
- 55:32Speaker 6: The local bard. But what kind of meat beef?
- 55:35Speaker 5: Beef, it's the one.
- 55:37Speaker 3: She can get some dumpling wrappers and wrap it around the.
- 55:40Speaker 5: Sausage sage, stuff it down my gully.
- 55:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
- 55:45Speaker 5: You're reading five dumplings.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Well no, and I'm going home acrourse with my daughters.
- 55:51Speaker 6: Have a great night.
- 55:51Speaker 3: I'm not looking forward to this.
- 55:52Speaker 4: I got I've got to the attitude and I'll just
- 55:58Speaker 4: I'll give you a full report tomorrow.
- 56:00Speaker 3: Want to go home and just lay down the law
- 56:02Speaker 3: as soon as.
- 56:02Speaker 6: I spirit like party spirit totally man see tomorrow.
- 56:07Speaker 2: F