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Vanderpump Post Cards, Erika Jayne’s New Man with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 3: the road, when you're on the go.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is the show to know.
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  Speaker 3: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mr. Sacred Serial Data,
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  Speaker 3: and Serial Sister. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to
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  Speaker 3: the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald, Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Thanks again for everyone
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  Speaker 5: who came to my Vegas show. You still have until
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  Speaker 5: Saturday to watch my streamer. If you'd like to watch
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  Speaker 5: that live show, you can go to heathermcdonald.net. All of
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  Speaker 5: my tickets are there, including my next show, which is
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  Speaker 5: at the Tempe Improv with your favorite Chris Frangelo. We
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  Speaker 5: will be doing stand-up, all new stand-up, both of us.
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  Speaker 5: That's at the Tempe Improv, June 16th and 17th. You
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  Speaker 5: go to heathermcdonald.net. All of my dates are there, along
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  Speaker 5: with my fun merch. And of course, the Extra Juicy Show,
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  Speaker 5: every Friday. You want to get that Extra Juicy. You've
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  Speaker 5: seen it. Subscribe.
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  Speaker 2: Get it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to have such a juicy take on the
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  Speaker 5: Vanderpump Reunion, too, because I'm going to be watching it
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  Speaker 5: at Sheena's house, and I'm going to be wearing my
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  Speaker 5: Heather Heather shirt. You've heard of Tom Tom. Two Heathers
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  Speaker 5: that came to my show made me a Heather Heather shirt,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm very excited, so look for that on my Instagram. Now,
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  Speaker 5: let's get into our fun guest. Everyone loves her, Sarah Colonna.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: I have fabulous comedian, hair model, beautiful glowing skin, Sarah Colonna,
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  Speaker 5: back from a 10-day trip to Cabo, a fun boning
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  Speaker 5: Prince Harry slash John Ryan, your husband, who looks like
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  Speaker 5: Prince Harry. Cuter than Prince Harry, much cuter than Prince Harry.
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  Speaker 5: Prince Harry is not looking that cute lately. But your
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  Speaker 5: husband still is. How are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good. We had a nice time. I'm
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  Speaker 2: happy to be back, except I'm sad that it's gloomy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this gloom.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to lose my tan.
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  Speaker 5: Well, let's just talk about something. I saw your TikToks
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  Speaker 5: and your reels about something very exciting that you were
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  Speaker 5: able to do. It got you real wet.
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  Speaker 2: It did.
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  Speaker 5: Would you explain? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I was able to pack for a 10-day trip. No
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  Speaker 2: checked baggage. All carry-on. Now, how did you do it?
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  Speaker 2: You count out your outfits. You really have to plan it.
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  Speaker 2: You plan it. Yeah, you can't bring any extra bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: And you count out your shoes. It is easier with
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  Speaker 2: summer clothes. A hundred percent.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So for the shoes, did you, because when I did
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  Speaker 5: it for St. Barts, I wore tennis shoes. I bought
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  Speaker 5: one pair of like flip-flop sandals, one wedge.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. I wore my tennis shoes on the plane. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one thing you always have to do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then I brought a few pair of flip flops,
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  Speaker 2: but they're so small.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't bring, I don't do any wedges in Cabo. Oh, wow. Good.
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  Speaker 2: I stick with the flats. And they take up a
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  Speaker 2: lot of room. They do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 5: Any special rolling?
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  Speaker 2: A lot of rolling. I roll all, you know, it's that,
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  Speaker 2: all the summer dresses. You can roll those up pretty easily.
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  Speaker 5: Well, God, congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I feel really good about myself.
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  Speaker 5: You really should.
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  Speaker 3: Um.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you've heard the great news. I
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  Speaker 5: know you always love cute baby news. This young couple,
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  Speaker 5: Al Pacino, 82, is set to become a dad yet
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  Speaker 5: again for the fourth time with his 29-year-old girlfriend she's
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  Speaker 5: expected any day. She's eight months pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I thought Robert De Niro, isn't he having a baby?
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  Speaker 5: No, he just had one too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I don't know why. Not that they're the
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  Speaker 2: same person, but they are.
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  Speaker 5: No, they're basically the same person.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 5: So he has the four kids. He has twins and
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  Speaker 5: another child. And then this one. Here's a photo from
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  Speaker 5: page six where he just looks like young and vibrant.
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  Speaker 5: Just a young, cute young dad.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like he's really ready to handle a baby.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Who's going to change whose diapers? No, that's not what
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's going to have her hands full. But here
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  Speaker 5: she is on a yacht. And her name is Afala.
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  Speaker 2: Afala? Afala. I don't know how to say it either.
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  Speaker 5: But she went to USC. Then she went to film
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  Speaker 5: school at UCLA. She's 29. They've been together for a while.
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  Speaker 5: A couple other things. She dated Clint Eastwood. She dated
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  Speaker 5: Mick Jagger. So she clearly has a type.
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  Speaker 2: A type.
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  Speaker 5: And the type.
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  Speaker 2: Someone with a big bank account that might die soon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The type is elderly legend in the film industry and music.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 5: You know, she's used to the skin.
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  Speaker 2: She's used to everything. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So, and she's going to have this baby.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's, look, obviously you're not probably going to
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  Speaker 2: be around. I'm 82. He's got some life left in him.
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  Speaker 2: No problem. Okay. We're met, you know, but he's not
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  Speaker 2: going to be around for big events in this child's life.
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  Speaker 2: So you just have to, I guess, go into that
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  Speaker 2: knowing it. I mean, I, I don't, I'm just surprised
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  Speaker 2: people can still bone.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's a lot of, I don't think it's
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  Speaker 5: a missionary bone.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Because that would take a lot of upper chest strength.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's, you're in the chair.
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  Speaker 2: Upper chest strength? How do you do missionary?
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  Speaker 5: Missionary, the guy like has to, have you ever tried
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  Speaker 5: to be a guy? It's a workout.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I know. Yeah, we always do missionary.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever done those core planks? And then thought
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  Speaker 5: about if you also had to then do that. Like,
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  Speaker 5: you need some upper, like, body strength.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's true. Yeah, we stick with missionary because
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  Speaker 2: I'm tired. Exactly. I'm a pillow princess.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm just saying, if you're 82, I think it's,
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  Speaker 5: he is laying down. Yeah. In one of those, you know, Tempur-Medic, Tempur-Pedic, like,
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  Speaker 5: hospital bed things.
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  Speaker 2: They do the Viagra.
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  Speaker 5: She hops on.
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  Speaker 4: And.
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  Speaker 2: It comes off pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: I remember like all those expressions that he would say,
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  Speaker 5: and I cannot even say what he'd be like. Like, yes, totally.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't it, wasn't it him in one movie where he
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  Speaker 2: was like, you had your chance and you blew it.
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  Speaker 2: It was the one where he was blind. That was
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  Speaker 2: like a lot. Yeah. Oh, that was a good one.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, good for her. Now, Randall Emmett, uh, Are
• 7:10
  Speaker 5: you aware of Randall Emmett?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: He's Lala's ex. I was just in a documentary about him.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I saw.
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  Speaker 5: He used to do... GQ wrote an article about him
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  Speaker 5: a couple years ago called The Geezer Movies or something.
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  Speaker 5: And it was that he did these movies and he
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  Speaker 5: would pay Al Pacino, Bruce Willis, and there was a...
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  Speaker 5: What was the other one that just had the baby too?
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  Speaker 2: Robert De Niro.
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  Speaker 5: Robert De Niro, like... $ 11 million for a week or
• 7:42
  Speaker 5: $ 2 million a day, whatever. And they would do these
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  Speaker 5: movies and they were not cinematically fabulous. They weren't great scripts.
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  Speaker 5: They were like choosy blow-up movies. But by having them
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  Speaker 5: on the poster, then people go, oh, this must be good.
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  Speaker 5: And these guys have to do it because they keep
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  Speaker 5: having babies with younger women.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, old actors, if you just stick.
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  Speaker 5: With your second or third wife... And just stick with
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  Speaker 5: that till you die. And don't have any more babies
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  Speaker 5: post 70. You don't have to do these cheesy movies.
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  Speaker 5: And meanwhile, Randall, his house is in pre foreclosure, which
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  Speaker 5: means he's missed at least three. This is my understanding,
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  Speaker 5: allegedly three payments of the mortgage. So now listen, Randall
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  Speaker 5: needs a job. I see another like, We're bringing out
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  Speaker 5: the old detective to solve a crime, and he's going
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  Speaker 5: to just have a couple moments where they just plop
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  Speaker 5: him in, and they just film it real quick, and
• 8:47
  Speaker 5: he's like, you know, and just over a moment, or
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  Speaker 5: he's an old judge or an attorney or something, and
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  Speaker 5: then moving on. Then one day of filming, $ 200.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that'll pay for the baby's first couple years
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  Speaker 2: of life. They can probably just print that script up
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: in AI after just your description right now. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: Don't say that. That's why we have to fight for
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: the writer's day.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I know. I'm saying that's what someone's going
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  Speaker 2: to do. I think you probably could.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, I was out to dinner with Lala
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  Speaker 5: and Katie last night. And I was so happy to
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  Speaker 5: find out because Lala told me, like, I could not
• 9:22
  Speaker 5: talk about this, but I don't care. I'm talking about it.
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  Speaker 5: She had to pay Randall half of all her podcast
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  Speaker 5: money every month up until just last month from the
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  Speaker 5: moment she left him.
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  Speaker 2: How long were they– but how long have they been apart?
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  Speaker 5: Like a couple years.
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  Speaker 2: And officially divorced, right? They were never married.
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  Speaker 5: Oh. But they started the podcast together. So it went
• 9:47
  Speaker 5: from Give Them Lala with Randall to just Give Them Lala.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: But even though it was Give Them Lala, somehow– She
• 9:54
  Speaker 5: still had to give him half of every.
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  Speaker 2: Or a huge portion. I think it went down to
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  Speaker 2: like 30 after a while. A huge portion.
• 9:59
  Speaker 5: and so when people are saying like she's a gold
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: digger and she gets her money even though she was
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: getting child support she always had to give him more
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: every month than the child support.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god and it just ended And that must
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: have been because of the contract, how it started or whatever.
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what it is, but, like,
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  Speaker 5: I was just so frustrated by that. Every time I'd
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: ask her, I'm like, do you still have to give
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: him half your ad money? Like, I was just like,
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: my mind was just, like, fucking blown.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when he's not having anything to do with
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: it anymore. And it's not like he's helping or reading
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  Speaker 2: him nothing.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing.
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: So it's probably just how, because they signed a contract
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  Speaker 2: for a certain amount of time.
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's what she was advised to
• 10:41
  Speaker 5: do and that's what she did. And, like, oh, like,
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: just pisses me off so much.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start taking half your podcast money.
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: I know. I know.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Can you believe it? Like, just, ugh.
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: Anyway, moving on.
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  Speaker 2: I also had a juicy thing happen to me this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I saw this.
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  Speaker 6: You did?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So, Bethany Frankel. Best known as Real Housewives of New York.
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  Speaker 5: Though she's done a lot of things. She's businesses, Skinny
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  Speaker 5: Girl Margarita. I've had so many opportunities, so many television shows,
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  Speaker 5: so many different projects.
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  Speaker 2: Everything. Everyone has always asked me to do a million
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  Speaker 2: things because I'm fucking good at it. I'm fucking smart.
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  Speaker 5: I know everything. But I have decided to throw all
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  Speaker 5: those TV offers away to just do TikToks where I
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  Speaker 5: go to like Red Lobster and Cheesecake Factory and talk
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  Speaker 5: about the house. Fucking amazing. It's fucking delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Wowza.
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  Speaker 5: Dying.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 5: And starting a YouTube channel about it. Because that's what
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  Speaker 5: you do when you have a lot of offers in television.
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  Speaker 5: You say, I don't want to be... I don't want
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  Speaker 5: a Netflix series.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: I want to just focus everything on my TikTok and.
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  Speaker 5: My YouTube show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because I want full control. And there's so much more
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  Speaker 5: money in that, as people would obviously know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, girl.
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  Speaker 5: Like, why do you think I have a podcast and
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  Speaker 5: a YouTube channel? Because there were no other television opportunities
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  Speaker 5: for me. The first fucking person to admit it. Just
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  Speaker 5: admit it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, just, ugh.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, I had said, now that she's going to
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  Speaker 5: Red Lobster's and chain restaurants and reviewing them, because a
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  Speaker 5: lot of people review restaurants, and she probably thought that
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  Speaker 5: was a big deal on TikTok, so I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: copy that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's like, it'll be funny. Doesn't have any
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  Speaker 2: original ideas. So anyway, she.
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  Speaker 5: So someone wrote under her comment... I heard Heather say
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: on Juicy Scoop that this was middle class cosplay. It's
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: the best description on these videos. And then she wrote, who?
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: And then they wrote, I hope Heather sees this.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 5: She writes, Bethany writes, oh, wait, I think it's that
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  Speaker 5: girl who kept emailing us to work together.
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  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, jealousy is a hard disease to cure. I hope
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  Speaker 5: you don't have it. Little smiley.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. So you have to.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you what's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: About the fact that my husband started the Heather Tobias
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  Speaker 5: at Hotmail account. So a lot of people make fun
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  Speaker 5: of that. I still have a Hotmail account back in 1999.
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  Speaker 5: And obviously, you know, I didn't know how to start
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  Speaker 5: a email account and we weren't even engaged and he
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  Speaker 5: made it Heather Tobias. And so I then was forced
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  Speaker 5: to marry him. Yeah. And I've had to stay in
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  Speaker 5: this marriage ever since.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can't change your Hotmail and you can't
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  Speaker 2: change your name.
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  Speaker 5: But the good news is I remember everything and I
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  Speaker 5: have that Hotmail account. And I do remember emailing Bethany
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  Speaker 5: and it was absolutely never to work together. And it's
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  Speaker 5: from 2009 and here it is.
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  Speaker 2: This makes me so happy. Oh my God, this is
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  Speaker 2: the best. Oh, Bethany.
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  Speaker 5: You can see all the times Bethany wrote me. The
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  Speaker 5: latest one was from May 6, 2009. If you ever
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  Speaker 5: want to Skype, let me know on Chelsea. If you
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  Speaker 5: ever want me, Chelsea, if Chelsea ever wants me to Skype.
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  Speaker 5: Bethany and Jill Zarin, they came on Chelsea lately. Chelsea
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: was like, do I want these Real Housewives? Who do
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  Speaker 5: you suggest? Bethany and Jill both want to come on.
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  Speaker 5: And I go, oh, they would be funny together. At
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  Speaker 5: this time, they were best friends. And I'm the only
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  Speaker 5: one watching the show.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you had to do all the homework on
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  Speaker 2: that show for us.
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  Speaker 5: So they had a fun interview. And we, the three
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  Speaker 5: of us, hit it off. And we exchanged numbers. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, in a little bit, I'm going to be
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: going to New York to pitch my first book. So
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: I'll have like three days there. So we have some
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: funny like writing back and forth about watching the show,
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  Speaker 5: which I watched. And then I wrote on May 4th,
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  Speaker 5: I will be in New York Wednesday night through the 15th.
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  Speaker 5: Would love to get together for dinner Wednesday or Thursday night.
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  Speaker 5: If either or hopefully both of you are free, let
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  Speaker 5: me know. I emailed both of them. And then she goes,
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  Speaker 5: sounds great. Molly, when can we get together? Well, somewhere
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  Speaker 5: in between then, she and Jill have a fallout on
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  Speaker 5: the show. And then the final thing was, can't do it,
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  Speaker 5: but if Chelsea wants me on Skype, let me know.
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  Speaker 5: And I never wrote her back after that.
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  Speaker 2: That was it. Hi, Bethany. Talk about coming with the
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  Speaker 2: receipts from 2009.
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  Speaker 5: I hardly think that's me saying, let's work together, Bethany.
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  Speaker 5: I'm dying to be on your show. I'd like to
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  Speaker 5: be your assistant. There's nothing like that. There's nothing, let's collaborate.
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  Speaker 5: And then after this, she did have her talk show,
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: and I was on it once. And we were fine.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I did her show once. That's it. And I'm like, girl.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Your TikToks are doing well.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Good for you that you have a YouTube channel. Just
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: don't try to act like you have all this going
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: on when you've tried all these other things. And the
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: only thing anyone wants to talk to you about is housewives.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: So she went on Kelly and Mark and all they
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: did was ask her about housewives.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: So that's what she's known for. And it's fine. Just
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: embrace it. Who cares?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: It is. And you say, first of all, middle class
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: cosplay for her going to these restaurants is so funny
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: and so accurate. And she should embrace that and lean
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: into it because that is what she's doing.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. People like they love to know that she liked
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: the lobster or whatever.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Yeah. Just have fun with it. Why does
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: she have to get bitter about it?
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know. She blocked me. So to have to
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: go on someone else's account to find it. But I
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: have this. Meanwhile, Erica Jane was seen walking around Vegas
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: when I was there. This is my girl Tanya's post.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: She sent this to me with this guy. And everyone's like,
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: it's her new boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. And there was
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: a little bit more to it. So there's some interesting
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: stuff about him.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Those look like uncomfortable shoes.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: First of all, she looks real skinny.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I was about to say she looks very thin.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And also those shoes look very uncomfortable to walk around
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Vegas in. Those floors and that kind of height of shoe. Wow.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm impressed.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Okay. His name is Jim Wilkes. And he says he's
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: happily married after making headlines saying that he's seeing Erika Jayne.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: So he denies it. But he does have a much
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: younger spouse. But he was recently arrested for firing two
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: shots inside his house during a domestic dispute with an
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: unknown woman last month who I guess is not his wife.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: You know how these things happen. Sounds very clean. Sounds
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: like a good guy to hang out with. The unnamed
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: woman hit him on the head.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: And then she was shouting and then he pulled a
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: gun on her and shot at the wall just to
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: be like, ah, stop yelling at me.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how it gets.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: And then he did fire one round into the bed
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: and another one in the bathroom just to scare her.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: And anyway, he says he did not ever point the
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: gun at her, but she says he did point it
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: at her temple and her torso and threatened to kill her.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: But that's, you know, allegedly. Anyway, he says he was
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: attacked by defending himself, and he specializes in suing nursing
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: homes on behalf of abused victims. This sounds like a
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: real gem. And anyway, he was also best friends with
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: her ex-husband, Tom Girardi. Oh, really?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Not best friends, but they have lots of photos together.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: They work together.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: They were big attorneys working for the little guy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: So this is just a friend of hers, supposedly, that
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: she was in Vegas with while he is married and
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: also had a recent domestic dispute with someone he tried
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to shoot, but not really. Just he shot the bed. God,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: what a weekend.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: But maybe they're just platonic. But if not, when I
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: first thought maybe it was a romantic thing, I'm like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: you know what? There's just certain women that they know
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: how to do this. It's like riding a bike. Like
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: just because she was married for 21 years and she
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: could relax on her laurels a little bit about acting
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: like she was hot for Tom Girardi. When you have
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: to act like you're hot for another old rich fart,
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: you don't lose that skill just because you were out
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: of practice for 20 years. You hop right back on
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: that bicycle.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: And she was a stripper, which strippers learn those skills
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: really early on. To act interested and horny for people
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: that they're not.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's a good point.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: And then she had to do it for Tom. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: then she got comfortable and had a fun life for
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: 20 years. And then he turned out to be stealing
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: all of orphans and burn victims and everybody's money for himself. And,
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: you know, she claimed she didn't know what was going on.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: And now she's back. You know, it's expensive to be me.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: And I've got to make it happen, baby. So I
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: don't know if this guy helped her get a residency
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: because she's got 11 shows coming up in Vegas.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: But what is she singing in those shows?
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Is that singing, doing her songs with, you know, the
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: dancers and stuff?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: And I, you know, I wondered with the scandal, would
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: the gays still want to support this woman? And I
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: had predicted that they would. And I think that they are.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: They're still going to your show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: I think they're going to still go.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: And people will still go for fun, I think.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I don't know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: We'll see.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: A lot of times people just go, ah, it's just entertainment.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: And they kind of forget. Or maybe because they blame
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: her husband, her ex instead.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Or you just want to be in it so you
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: can like go and say, I went to see it. Yeah. Which,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: you know, so anyway, they cleared up that. The house
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: that went to I guess someone finally purchased it. It's
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: now being rented for $ 38, 000 a month, her and Tom's
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: house in Pasadena.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Does she own it still?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: No. No, no, no.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have any of that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: But also the guy does– he still does a shirtless selfie.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: That never stops with age either. Never stops with– there's
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: not a point. If you're a guy that's doing a
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: shirtless selfie in the bathroom and putting it on Grindr
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: or Tinder or Bumble– that's a skill too. You're not
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: going to all of a sudden go, you know what,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I think I'm going to stop doing that. Now that
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: I'm single again, no. You're going to still take these photos.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Look at him. Look at that hot thing.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I know. Well, I love that that's the photo that
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: they put up with him saying, Wilkes claimed the woman
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: had hit him in the head and then he grabbed
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: a handgun since he was afraid she would take it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Shirtless selfie. Has Peter ever taken a shirtless selfie?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Never. I'm proud to say, never.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: That's good. The car is beautiful.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Where did you end up going for it?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: have to put me in touch. What's it called? It's
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. Where?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Dune ADL.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: There's an accent on the E.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Do you mean.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Lift?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: be taken from you, what would you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: Do if it was given back? Where did that need
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: come from where you thought that you had to succeed
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: in order.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: To feel loved?
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: home dad.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: not going to pull punches. You can use your voice
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: even if it shakes.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: And if Bethany Frankel has a receipt of that from 2009,
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I am going to really eat some crow. Well, you
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: know what? I'll tell you something.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Your fucking sick husband sent me a fucking selfie when
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I was single.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, what's Heather McDowell's husband doing this?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: It's fucking disgusting. Yeah. So we'll see. Yeah. We'll find
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: out in a couple days.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Another person that's really coming into his old man young
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: is Leonardo DiCaprio. Just, again, just famous. Just on the yacht.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Just.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Just dating and being seen with a young blonde. And,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: you know, he has people sign the NDAs before he bones.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: And I don't know. Will he ever find someone that
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: he truly is, like, into forever?
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Is he dating anyone right now?
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: He's always just dating a couple people. He was dating
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Gigi Hadid.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: For a while.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: And I don't know.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: But that's not still going on.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Let's talk a little bit latest about Vanderpump.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know this, but Raquel.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Even though she went away. We don't know if she's
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: at a rehab. We don't know if she's at a spa.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: We don't know if she's hanging out with her grandma
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Buttons because the FBI were alerted because she was getting
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: death threats from weird Vanderpump fans on DM. But in
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: the time that we haven't heard from her since the
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: reunion to whatever, Ariana said letters were being sent to
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: the house to Tom and she recognized the writing. Okay. Okay.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: she resisted not opening them.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: But if she did, that's illegal. You can't open someone
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: else's mail.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: So now Brock, who's married to Sheena, revealed that he
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: has knowledge that actually she's now sending postcards to the
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: house with the lightning bolt drawn on it, which is
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: their symbol because of the lightning bolt necklace and Tom
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: wore the lightning bolt jackets. And she's sending them. So
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: she wants, she doesn't care that Ariana sees the postcards now.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: So she sends him to her house? Yeah, because that's
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: where Tom– they both still live there together. But they're
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: not both staying there, right? No, they are both staying
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: there still. Why did I think that– I thought she
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: moved out.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: That was actually like a paid sponsorship about like a
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: fun moving thing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Well, why– I mean, why are one of them staying
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: in a hotel, namely him?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Because he– Since he's the one that did it. It's
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: like War of the Roses.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Remember that TV show? I think he wants– I mean movie.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: He– you know, whatever he's offering her to leave, she's
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: like no. And then he doesn't have– he needs to
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: get the money. And yeah, they like have like a
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: go-between person and they both are living there. But they're
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: both traveling a lot too.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so I just– maybe they don't even just
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: have– maybe they don't have time to deal with it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well– Okay, so she's just sending postcards
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: to the house, just like, hey, Ariana, sorry, whatever. I mean,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I guess you should get out if you don't want
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: to see these anymore. Yeah, yeah. I mean, first of all,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: just mailing postcards sounds like a lot of work.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I know. I don't think I've mailed a postcard in
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: so long. Does it take a special stamp or no?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: It's a less expensive stamp.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: A less expensive stamp. So that means she's got to
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: get the stamps and the postcards. I mean, she could
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: probably do it all online. You can't write a lot. Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: just a lightning bolt is all you've got room for.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: It's just like Tucson, wish you were here. It's just
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: a cactus. I don't understand why she doesn't just text
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: or email.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Well, we saw that photo from, you brought up from
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: that he was on a plane and talking to her
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: on speaker, which seems weird that you would do this
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: on a plane. And it said her full name on
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: the phone. And so someone took a photo just saying,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: oh my God, Tom Sandoval's on the plane. I'm like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: are they playing the game now? Are they playing us
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: a little bit? I thought it was so, because I
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: saw that. I saw it on TMZ and I brought it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: I know you already talked about it. I was like,
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: that's kind of a lot. That's pretty invasive to start
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: just taking photos of someone's phone when they're on. Oh,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: of other people, right.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to do. But I didn't even think about the
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: fact he must have been on speaker because he was
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: holding it away. So he was probably on speaker.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's like, did Bill Clinton have like Monica,
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Blue Beret- You know, like on his, like back.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Then, like obviously we didn't have phones like that back then.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, this is like a pretty obvious thing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't even.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just change her name? Recode the name?
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Knowing that everyone's going to be going around creeping on you.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: And it's like the full last name too.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: So anyway. I do have John in my phone as
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: John Ryan, my husband, my first and last name.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Do you have Heather Tobias? I mean, Peter Tobias?
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: I have Peter Tobias, but then one time I was
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: doing a– like I wanted to do like a parody
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: of like someone who's like posted their exchanges with their husband.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: And it was like hot daddy or whatever. So then
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: I did change it to hot body daddy. And now
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: I've never bothered to change it back. So it is
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: kind of weird.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Hot body daddy is funny though because I was– Hoping
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: it wasn't going to be something like, you know, schmoopy
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: or something. No, it's definitely, it's not babe.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: It was Peter before that. And after this, I'm going
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: to change the spectrum. Peter James Tobias.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I hope that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Just keep it real.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I hope that they, one of them hears this podcast
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: and changes their names in each other's phone to hot
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: body daddy and maybe hot body affair lady. I don't know.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Something. Exactly. Something fun.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Everyone thinks tonight will be the second reunion.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: There's a third.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: And everyone thinks on the third reunion, the big reveal
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: is going to be that Lisa Vanderpump knew about the
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: affair before she revealed. But then she said, no, I
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: didn't know. Okay, no, I didn't know until a minute
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: before you all did. I wish I would have, too. But,
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: you know, there's some question about that. Basically, I think
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: the consensus is we're going to find out that Raquel
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: and Tom, the relationship, whether it was sex or a
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: one-night stand, happened much more previous.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Right. When she was still in a relationship, too, right?
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Yes. That's what I think we're going to find out.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: And maybe more than just Tom Schwartz knew about it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: That's what I think. And so they're like... But then
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: being like, well, we want to make sure you guys
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: hear it all because you might not want to re-sign up. Okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: They're all going to want to re-sign up. They've already
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: been through the worst that it can be. You think
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: they're going to give up this like gravy train now? No.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: They like doing the show. They're with their friends, you know.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Tom Sandoval is, you know, performing and a lot of
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: people are going just like they're going to go to
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Eric Jane. And apparently, according to TMZ, security kicked out
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: an Ariana Maddox fan out of the concert and she
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: had a sign. You know, some girl had Timur on it,
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: so they asked her to leave.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I saw that. I saw someone had a T-shirt, too, right?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Wasn't someone going with it? Didn't they have a Timur
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: on a T-shirt?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: And they just, like, told them to be chill or something?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: They didn't kick him out for it yet. But, I mean,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: he has to expect that. What does he think is
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: going to happen?
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, but I think, I mean. it seems, some
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: people are saying, you know, there was a couple weeks
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: ago that it was empty. Now I feel like it's
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: getting more full. Now I just think he's, like, leaning
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: on it. But the clips of it is so bad.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: And it's the same, like, cover song.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, just like, I wish I had Schwartzy's girl.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: And it's just, like, all these cornball, like, Songs and
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: he's got his shirt off and he's just like, like, and,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: and girls are just screaming, but they're kind of like
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: screaming and laughing, like ironically.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: So I get it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Cause it's like been part of our life for like
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: two months. So it's just like, you want to go?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I understand the, the draw of a
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: fun cover band. I like nobody else. I'm going to
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: see a band called Yachtley Crew in Vegas in the summer.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: For like Yacht Rock?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess they do like yelps. So that's really fun. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: and it's at the Palms, I think, pool. It's all ridiculous.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: When is that? It's July 1st, I think. Oh, my God.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Where are you going then? I'm going with my friends
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Steph and Rob, but you guys should go too.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be, I think we're going to the
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: beach or something for Fourth of July. Hopefully it won't
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: be gloomy still.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Like they just made up a plan out of nowhere
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: after you acted interested.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: When are you going? I can't wait. Oh, my God.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I want to go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to the beach or something. No,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: We have an Airbnb for like three days in Newport.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: We really do. Okay. That is absolutely the truth. Sounds nice.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Fourth of July.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And you're going to use your boat probably.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: We don't have that anymore.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: We just rented it for a year.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: But we can always like rent one because he is
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: a captain.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we might want to rent it for the day. Oh,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: captain hot-bodied daddy.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I went out to dinner with Katie and
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: La La's night and Katie, the restaurant is absolutely, she
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: and Ariana are starting this really cute sandwich shop, something
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: about her. And it's like really super, it looks so good.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: It looks so beautiful inside.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Where is it?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: It's in West Hollywood.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I love a sandwich shop.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, like casual, but you can eat at the table
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: and you can like, she has got all these big plans.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: I don't want to say all this stuff because I
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: don't know how many, but it looks really good. It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: absolutely happening and it's happening soon.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm happy for them. So, but all of this
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: is good. And then tonight I'm going to Sheena Shea's
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: and Summer Moon, that's her daughter's name, to watch this episode.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I mean, that's like being invited.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, you've been invited to the Super Bowl. You've
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: slept with someone who's been in the Super Bowl. But
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: I feel like this is your Super Bowl. This is
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: my Super Bowl to be sitting next to Sheena Shea.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Hopefully Summer Moon will still be awake. That's her daughter.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: And Lala and, like, get to, like, watch it with them.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: They all know what's happening, right?
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they all know. But at least I can watch
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: it with them and, like, then, you know, ask anything.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Pause. And you can ask, okay, how was this edited?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Did you say this?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You know, you can ask a lot. Oh, my God,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: that is your Super Bowl.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: So I'm pretty excited to go. New Jersey reunion happened.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Teresa versus Melissa. And Teresa says... that this previous girl
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: that was on the show let her know that it
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: was Melissa and her brother Joe that was talking to
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: the guy that was Joe Giudice's ex-partner who was the
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: one who made the FBI aware or made the authorities
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: aware of their situation, thus causing them both to be
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: convicted and go to prison. Wait. So now she thinks
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: her brother. In the reunion last night, she says... I
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: heard that you, Melissa, and Joe... Her own brother. Her
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: own brother were talking to this ex-partner of my husband
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: who really brought on the onslaught of what then ended
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: in him going to four years and me doing one.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you knew that a family member was
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: doing something like that, would you tell on them or
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: would you just stay out of it?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: First of all, what they did, honestly, was not that
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: bad of a crime.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't even fully know. I mean, it really...
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: It was like tax evasion, right? No, it was like.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Mortgages and stuff and like claiming that you made more
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: than you did.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And yes, it was.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: A crime because it's like, you know, false paper. I
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: don't know. But really the kind of thing that I don't,
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: I think if they were never on TV.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't have been such a big deal.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: I kind of don't even know that it would have
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: been found out.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: But the whole thought is he had some ex-partner that
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: was mad at him, her husband. And that was how
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: it got. the stuff got sent to whoever then investigated it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: So what did she say? Did she say that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: She has to deny it? She's like, you're crazy. She's
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: just like, you're crazy. And that was, I, you know,
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I haven't talked to her in 10 years. And she's like, yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: but that's when the stuff kind of all happened.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: That's juicy.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: So then she's like, that's why she's like, and that's
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: why we're done. And I'm never going to see you
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: after this. And she's like, where, why, where will I
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: be going? She's like, you're leaving. And she's like, oh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I'm leaving. Like the whole thing is one of them
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: is not going to be able to come back to
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: the show. That's what the fans think.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I mean, they'll obviously keep Teresa, right?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: I think so. And then Marge, she doesn't get along
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: with Teresa. And Teresa has all these fans that are
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: called tree huggers because her name is Teresa. But she
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: called them tree stumps last night. So this account, Bravo
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: then versus now, calling one of the biggest Bravo fan
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: bases tree stumps may not have been the best idea,
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: just saying. Like, these are the most hardcore fans are
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: the tree huggers. But her calling them tree stubs is
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: fucking hilarious.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Like, she just fucked it up. Or maybe she didn't.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe she was like, oh, who gives a shit about
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: you tree stubs?
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is really funny. I cannot wait to go
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: on her page and read the comments. So, I mean, yeah,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: she's going to get a lot of mean comments.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: So, anyway, Teresa got married to her second husband, Louis,
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: and– One other thing that Louis said on the show
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: is that he got this guy, Bo Deal.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Deal?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Bo Deedle. Bo Deedle, who's a private investigator. And he's
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: real New Jersey. And he's a real private investigator. And
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: in one of these fights, her new husband, Louis, goes,
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I got crap on all of you from Bo Deedle.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: He's my friend. He did investigations. He did background investigations
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: on all of yous.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And now I know.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: And everyone's like, what kind of thing– Well, Bo Dietl
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: has entered the housewife chat, and he said, no, I
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: have never been hired by Louie.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: So.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: But I wonder it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because don't you, I mean, he probably can't say, right?
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Well, I think this is interesting.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, Bo Dietl can't fuck up his reputation and
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: tell everybody if he was hired or not, because that
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: takes away, that's the private and private investigator.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, do you think this is interesting? You know Tammy Pascatelli? Yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Convenient.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: She's a Juicy Scooper friend of mine. She's very funny.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: She would go on the road with Joe Gorga, Teresa's brother,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: who was doing stand-up.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: They would do like Italian night, whatever. They did some
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: shows where, you know, they did some stand-up together. And
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: she noticed that Bo Dietl started following her during that time.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: On like Instagram? Twitter.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Okay.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not around. I don't know. In a car. I
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: don't know. We used a private investigator. All of a sudden,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I thought you meant he was following her around. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: On Twitter. On Twitter. I was like, when you looked
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: at her, I was like, that is pretty juicy. I
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: thought that shit. So now it could have been very innocent.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: It could have been he's an Italian and he likes
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: funny Italian women.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: He could be friends with Louis, but not.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: He could have been friends with Louis, but if... It's
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: interesting that he is following a comedian that's working with
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Joe Gorga. Right.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. Oh, yeah, that is weird.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: So I don't know. Or it just could be whatever.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Or it could have been a conversation, but not an
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: actual hiring. And then he was just curious. And then
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: maybe he saw a clip of her and thought she
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: was funny and then followed her.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Sure. I mean, that could be it because she is
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: a comedian and a very funny one. Yeah. But I
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: don't know. Someone might have to investigate Bo Deedle investigating.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Um, I thought this was funny. So Melissa's daughter,
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: they both have teenage daughters and Melissa's daughter chose university
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: of Delaware. And like, look at the posts that they did.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: And I saw this and I was like, is this
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: what like I'm expected to do? If Brandon like gets
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: into a junior college, there is like specialized balloons of
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: the school. There's balloons all over the room. There's all
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: the colors.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Look at all that swag. There's all this swag.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: There's shoes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: There's hats.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: There's t-shirts. There's food that's blue. So there's like a
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Chips Ahoy, like all over her bed.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. They did. They got Lay's Chips Ahoy
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and Tostitos just because they're blue and yellow packaging. Right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: So this is Melissa, the sister. But then look what
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Teresa did as well for her daughter. She did the
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: same thing.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, but she– She has the Lays.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: And the Doritos and the da-da-da-da and the tennis.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Shoes and everything. She upped her game. She put in Funyuns.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: After some research, I think the same PR company came
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: to them both and said, we heard your daughter got
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: into school. We'd love to do a beautiful photo shoot.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: We bring everything.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they probably have a sponsor in Lays.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: But they're just, they are so similar, Teresa and Melissa.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: And I remember early on, Melissa was like, oh my God,
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Teresa was so mad at me because, um, I went
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: to the same photographer she used for our family Christmas photos.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: And then Teresa was like, I mean, I don't want
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: everybody using my same photographer for my family Christmas photos.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: And so I don't think Teresa ever wanted that. And
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: then after being on the show for two years, then
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: to find out that Melissa is now on her level
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: as a real housewife.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: It's like forever, like, Stop copying me. You're a whore. Oh,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: my God. I just remembered that you played Teresa. I did.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: I played Teresa in The Real Housewives of Chelsea lately.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What was the thing that she said when she flipped
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: the table? We were the first people to do a reunion.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: It's online.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yes. We were the first person to ever do a
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Real Housewife parody, and we did the reunion. I was
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Danielle Staub.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: You were Teresa. Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: And I remember somebody wrote me when she was still
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: married with Joe Giudice, and he saw it, and he goes, Oh,
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: my God, Teresa, this girl looks and acts just like you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: They thought it was great.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. It was so fun.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Prostitution.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Teresa had just gotten her boobs done and she kept
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: talking about her boobies.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boobies.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: And we also did a sketch where we just did
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: all the outtakes of how hard we were laughing. Because
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Brad Wallach, who has a natural redhead and looks beautiful
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: in drag.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: He does. He was Caroline Manzo. Yes. He was laughing
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: and he had that high-pitched laugh that he couldn't control.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Chris was Andy.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: And then Jen Kirkman was Jackie, who allegedly is now
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: giving all the scoop from way back when. Right. And
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Melissa wasn't on the show yet.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: She wasn't. That's right.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: And I just remember you were like, You were like
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: talking and you're like, and then we had sex. My
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Juicy Joe and I had sex right after I got
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: my boobies done while I was still in the hospital.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: And then you go scream and you go, as if
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: that's not romantic. And like.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: All broke, like laughing so hard. Like Jen was like crying.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Like it was.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: And then Chelsea was Dina the blonde. Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: And she was like, we have to get through this sketch.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: You guys have to get through this sketch.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I'm laughing thinking about it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Then I had to change outfits. And then I came
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: out as Facts of Life guest star.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: No, not Joe. No. Not Joe. Yeah, sorry. I know. Jerry. Jerry.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: A very funny comedian and guest star on Facts of Life.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: And we just would always have me come out at
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: her to end a sketch when we were not clever
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: enough to figure out how to end it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: It worked. It didn't probably make sense to anyone but us,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: but it worked.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: God, so weird. Anyway.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I just want to say real quick.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm not doing this for Brandon or anybody else.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I'm so not.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: But I'm glad to know that it was a PR
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: company because sometimes I see these things that moms do
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: that are good at being moms.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, ugh. Well, I was assuming from the
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: first one, I figured, but now that they're putting colorful colors.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: brands of chips in there just because it matches. It
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: must have something to do with the company. But can
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I ask, does she play a sport? What's the nine?
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Maybe she did play a sport.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's as if it's a jersey, right?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, all the girls are, like, smart and athletic
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: and pretty from both families. Well, they only have one girl, Jo.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: And then Teresa has four daughters. And all the daughters
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: are very smart and all in school and one graduated already.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: So, whatever.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: I just think it's funny that, like, they're just– Yeah,
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: you're going to have to find different PR people if
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: you're really going to separate yourself.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think, yeah, exactly. They're using the same person.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: And then I just want to say that John's number
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: was nine. So I feel like she stole that. Yeah. Wow.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Probably because she looked up on YouTube, which is very
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: hard to find, the sketch, saw that Sarah Colonna was
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: playing her mother, did one a deeper dive, saw that
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: you were married to John Ryan, and then was like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: If you're going to do this PR thing, could you
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: just put a.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Nine on my pillow?
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think that's absolutely what happened.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. I mean, pretty clearly.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I will say, when I got accepted to the University
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: of Arkansas, nobody did anything like this for me. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: think my mom said, yay, and then I went to school.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: I think I remember my mom opened every piece of mail.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: That's illegal.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: You just said.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: So I didn't even have the joy of like opening
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: it myself. I'd come home and she'd be like, oh,
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: you got into this school or, oh, this is a
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: very thin, tiny, sad envelope. You did not get into
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: this one. Because the way it was, if it was
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: a big package, I mean, you got in because you
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: have to fill out all this paper because it wasn't
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: all online to get the dorms. And if it was
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: a small thing, it was like, we regret to inform
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: you that, you know.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Your mom, she didn't want you to find out first?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: No. No. Two was just too excited. So then she would,
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: you know, tell me the good news or whatever. Or
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: the bad news.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Or the bad news. Yeah. Okay.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: I hope you know the story. I just read more
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I just started watching it and I'm so confused. So please,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: we haven't finished the first. I'll just fill you guys in.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I was so confused watching it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: It's a juicy scoop, regular, recurring theme of a story.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: There was this girl from the Ukraine named Natalie Grace.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: And this family here in America had a couple kids
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: and they adopted her. And they thought they adopted a
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: little six-year-old girl who they were aware also had some
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: form of dwarfism.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: And they were thrilled to, you know, rescue her. But
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: then some disturbing things started to happen. One, she was
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: trying to kill them. And she was putting like tacks
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: on the steps to the stairs.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: She did something by a fence. She pulled out a
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: knife on one of the boys. But is this all
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: allegedly through them and everyone thinks that the dad needed it?
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: But then there were some other things where they started
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: to question if she was truly six years old. Right.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Like she was getting her period and she had pubic hair.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I saw that part in the curious case of Natalia
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Grace that I just started watching.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: So then the mom took her to a doctor and
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not, you know, six.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: At that time now she was 10, according to when
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: they got the papers of getting her crane. They changed
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: and were able to change her age to 22. And
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: then they were like, because you're trying to kill us,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: we'd also like you to not live with us. But
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: here's an apartment. Here's three months rent. Here's your social services,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: whatever she got. And goodbye. But she's still walking around,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: looked like a child, but then she would sometimes talk
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: like an adult. So they interviewed all these people that
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: lived in the apartment complex that were very freaked out
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: by her. There was a time where she was, you know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: trying to get with.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: A man.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Like she was like actively being sexual. or trying to,
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: and they're like, could you stay away? She would say
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: weird things.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And especially if they think she's, yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: And then they said it was terrible because she would
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: just pop it up everywhere.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Well, she is little. So she's like, oh, what are
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: you doing here, you know? And she'd show up in
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: their apartments.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Hey, what's for dinner? Yeah, she was. She said she
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: didn't have any food or anything. So then some people then,
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: somebody then alerted the Child Protection Services, and they're like,
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: we think there is this little child, or we don't
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: know what it is, but it's living here by itself.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: So then they research, and they realize, Oh, my God.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: She was a child, according to these papers, adopted by
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: this family. They have now escaped to Canada. The family left. OK,
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: the mom, the dad and their two kids left to
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Canada and they were charged with neglect of a minor
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: since then. All the charges have been dropped on the
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: husband and the wife. The husband and wife have since
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: gotten divorced. And she then had to move out of
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: that apartment because everybody's like, she's so weird and demon-like,
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: she's fucking scaring us, that they didn't renew the lease.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: But she got some other apartment. And once she got there,
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: she met this really nice family. And they're like, we
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: don't care if you're 26 or 12. We will be
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: your family because we feel sorry for you. And they
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: claim that she's never tried to kill them or do
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: anything weird. But she told the neighbors, oh, yeah, I
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: tried to kill them, and I brought out full knives,
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: according to these people.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, she, oh, okay.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Allegedly to these people.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Well, now I have to watch this whole thing tonight
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: to really.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is, like, the most major cosplay. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: just don't think there's anything juicier than when, like, someone tries.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: There was a story of, like, someone who was, like, 30,
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: and she just, like, entered high school at, like, 16,
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: and she's just pretending to be. And then there was
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: a show actually called Younger where the girl's like, 42,
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: but she gets a job saying she's 25 and nobody knows.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Didn't Drew Barrymore do a movie where she went back
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: to high school, but she was.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: She did.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It was so hilarious. I was, it was called Never
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Been Kissed.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Right. So I had never been kissed, but I was
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: 30 and I was like, if I'm going to have
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: my first kiss, I want it to be when I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: in high school. So I went back to high school.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: I actually have never seen the movie, so I don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: even know the plot, but that's what I'm guessing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: I always feel like you should be telling me this
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: from your knees like she does on the show. Oh,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: my gosh. Somebody wrote me that they predict.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: And when I say somebody wrote me, you guys, I
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: get so much stuff, and I can't always give you
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: great credit, but this was not my idea. She said,
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I can't wait.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I predict that she is going to be going through
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: knee surgery soon. From kneeling and crawling and everything on
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: her show and getting close to people. I know. And
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I know people love it. And I think she's very sweet.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: And I think it's all it's all real but I
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: would be if I was on that show um and
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: she's she came crawling towards me I think I might
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: get up and run I'd like like she was Natalia
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Grace I would run you would not You would not.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I would just be panicked. I would probably just be
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: panicked and sit there.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: You'd be like, I'm at the Oklahoma City.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Where's your next show? Where's your next show? Reno. The
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Reno Theater.
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: We're going to film that after the show.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Okay. I'm going to do Drew and you're going to
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: promote your show. We're going to see how that goes.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Can I ask one question about this? Yes.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Please ask questions. Okay.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: How can you not?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I started watching it again. Like I said, I haven't
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: gotten through the whole thing. But then I was reading
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: some things that said that people think that the That
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: the husband, that the family was lying. That they just
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: basically had like, I don't want to say buyer's remorse,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: but you know what I mean? Like they were like, oh,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: we didn't really want to adopt this kid. And maybe
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: she's like off in some way that they couldn't relate to.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And they started making stuff up. That's what I've also read.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: So I just don't know.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Well, I definitely don't think if you adopt a child
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: and they're trying to actively kill you or hurt your kids,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: that that's a really good time. But it mostly was
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: they realized she's not a child.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: And whatever, the papers were wrong or they just believed
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: it because she acted like a child. And then there
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: were times where, like, you know, she'd fall out of
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: the acting. Right.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I see. But also she's evil. She went in knowing
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: that she was. Well, yeah, she has to know how
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: many years she's been on Earth. I honestly the other
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: day couldn't remember how old I was. I kept thinking
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I had a couple more years before. Anyway, yeah, but
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: it was taking me some time to figure out my age. Yeah,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I have that too sometimes. Okay.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: This was just a story that the Daily Mail picked up.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: I think it might have been a TikTok or something,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: people talking about their lives. This woman said, my husband
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: flies first class but puts me in coach.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Should we divorce?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Should we divorce?
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: So basically, he's the breadwinner. He probably has all the miles.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: He booked the trip. It was an eight, ten hour
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: flight to Paris. And he was like, the kids are
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: little and whatever. She's going to have to be with
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: the kids. We can't leave the kids alone. And I'm
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: going to fly in first class. And he's not really
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: sorry for it. But he did say, if you really
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: think it's like that detrimental for the kids to see
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: that their dad is going first class and their mom
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: is in coach with them. Then why don't we all
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: just take separate flights? Which also doesn't make sense. So
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I think really what it should be, and I don't
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: know why they didn't plan this, is that the simple
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: thing is he gets it one way. Yeah. And she
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: gets it the other.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And they each be with the kids.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: If it's about being with the kids and not wanting
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: to put everyone in first class, then you just swap.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I will say, John and I have had this conversation
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: several times because we– or like the same status level
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: on Delta. We both have the card. We book our
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: flights together. We're always wanting to, you know, we're next
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: to each other on the upgrade list. And there has
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: been a time that it went through. My name went
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: through because I was above him because I had better status.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: And he, so he was like, I'm, yeah, go take
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: first class. And I said, no, you are, you know,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: a large man. You're going to take first class. And
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: he was like, absolutely not. I can't. I don't. And
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: then I was going to I was like, I'm going
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: to film you taking the seat as a joke. And
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: he's like, people are going to fucking trash me because
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: they're not good. You know, because he like I made
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: him take it because I honestly I want to say.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Like Peter and I absolutely do not love each other
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: as much as you guys do.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: You mean hot body daddy?
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, because like that is honestly one of the
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: sweetest stories I've ever heard.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: And it's like, do you remember that story that was like, I.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Remember my mom told me about a couple and they
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: were poor. It was like an old like fable. And
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: the man bought this beautiful hair and the man spent
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: all of his money to buy this comb for her hair.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: And she wanted to buy him a watch. And she
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: cut off all of her hair to buy the watch.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: And then he got her the comb. And it was
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: just like they were both so– and then he left her.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: It sounds like an old wives' tale.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: No, but it was like one of those things where
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: like the couple both is like, no, our love for
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: each other is so equal and I want you to
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: have it. No, you have it. It's actually really nice.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I think John just feels– he felt guilty because
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: he's like, I want– you should be able to– you
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: got upgraded. It's yours. And I said, but then you're–
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: he's– You've seen the guy. He's a big guy. And
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: he's only gotten bigger since he stopped playing football. Like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: his arms are giant. He's not, like.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Well, that is the excuse that's been told with my husband.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: The hot body daddy? But now, also, the boys have
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: that argument.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Because now I'm the smallest person in the family, and
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: they are uncomfortable in coach.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I am not.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Just because I made them, and, like... You did. Honestly,
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: they're like, you fed me. You made me this big.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: I should have first class. And I'm like, God, I mean...
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: If it's about size of the human now, I'm fucked
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: in my family.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. You should always get first because they're
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: all riding the Juicy Scoop train.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: No, but now you are making me think about just
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: a physical uncomfortableness of these giants.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Well, if you're all four traveling, though, then what are
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: you going to do? Okay, so now you've got three
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: giants and you. So you just have to take first
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: class and just make all the giants sit together. I guess.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: God.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Well, so then you let him have it. You went
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: in the coach.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I was in Delta Comfort. It's a beautiful story.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I was in Delta Comfort on the aisle.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: How long was the flight?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: It was only a couple hours. Okay. It did come
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: up one other time and the same thing happened. And
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I literally was like, I won't sit in that seat.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: You have to take it. It doesn't. But maybe now
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I'm rethinking it. Wow.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Wow. You deserve wife of the year. You know who's
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: not the wife of the year? I'm going to go
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: home and shave my head. Kim Zolciak and her former
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: football player.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Woo!
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: They are not a John and Sarah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: They are two blondes like you.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: That's the only similarity, that and the football, except that,
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: you know, he doesn't play anymore. And I think your son,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: your husband has had a much more illustrious career. But anyway, he,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: you know, they made all this money, tardy for the party.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: They had all these kids, four kids together. She had
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: two previous. This is a horrible divorce. And the latest
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: thing is Kim is accusing Corey, the husband of locking
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: her designer bags and jewelry in a safe. So they
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: both called the cops and they were instructed by the
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: cops to remain civil in front of the kids. Corey
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: told the cops that Kim punched him in the back
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: of the head. Oh, he says that he has a
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: recording to prove what happened. They both filed dueling divorce petitions,
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: both asking for full custody of the children. And according
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: to Corey, Kim lost a large sum of their money.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: to gambling, like $ 127, 000 recently. And he's trying to take
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: ownership of some premarital property. But Kim then said, no way.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: This is my stuff. You're not taking it. So she
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: then started loading up her Range Rover with her designer
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: goods and bags. And she begged the cops to stay
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: on the scene so Corey couldn't stop her. Then the
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: cops were called again because Kim was trying to use
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Corey's credit card. And then he was like, there should
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: be a dispute over that because is that marital property
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: or not? Then Kim went to her room to get medications,
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: but Corey was barricaded himself inside and refused to open
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: the door. And then the police suggested that she have
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: an ambulance take her to the hospital. But then she said, no,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I'll just sleep in another room.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: So they're living in the house.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: They have four minor kids that are like between like
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: 11 and like nine or something.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Why did they say take her to the hospital? Because
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: they're like, if you can't get your medication. Oh, got it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Then just go to the hospital because they probably knew
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: like she's being dramatic. Right. You know, it was probably
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: some bloating pill that she wanted to take so she
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: could take a big dump in the morning. Right. Keep
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: her flat tummy tea. I don't know what it was,
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: but I mean, it probably wasn't something that she needed
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: to live.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Right. Otherwise.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: And so this is turned into like definitely a war
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: of roses, just like Ariana and Tom living in the house.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: But fully separated. And then is there a rumor that
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: she's got a gambling problem? No, that is.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: No, I just said he proved that she... It was
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: like scratchers or something, right? It's like online and all this, $ 127, 000
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: was just one of the things he put in like
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: court docs.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. So there's probably more.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Well, they'd show her on the show.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: They would go on like they had an RV trip
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: that they went on on the series and they would...
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: She'd sit there and gamble all day like doing like
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: all those cheesy games. Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, and then he's, she's like, you know, he's crazy,
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: he's a bad parent, he smokes pot, he's, you know,
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know. So it's ugly, ugly, ugly.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: And they are divorced, divorced, or just separate? They're getting divorced. Right,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: so this, unlike Ariana and Tom, they have four children.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: You have four kids, you said, right?
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Together, yes. That are like, you know, elementary age.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: So you have to, at some point you have to go,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: this isn't good for them to see. I mean, if
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: the cops have to tell you how to behave in
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: front of children, then, so at some point someone has
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: to be the bigger person and step out of the
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: house so that the kids can have a normal upbringing
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: and see them in separate places.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: But they're both just, I think, just so like, oh no,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: fuck you. It's always interesting because they were so loving.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: I bet she probably– no, there's no way she would
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: have given him the seat on the flight. No way,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: because he did everything for her. He drove her. She
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: said she didn't like to drive, but then she couldn't
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: sit in a back seat, so they'd have to rent
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: a car and he'd have to drive. She didn't like elevators,
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: so I don't know if she had to get on
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: his back and he'd have to walk her upstairs. I
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: don't know. But he did everything. In the show, they
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: showed that he was the dad of the year, husband
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: of the year, all the glowing stuff about how great
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: he is. And then the minute they started having some
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: serious financial issues and there were no more TV shows...
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: You know, she's going to go back to get a
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: sugar baby. I think that she'll get one. I think
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: she had a sugar daddy before him named Big Papa
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: who was married. Right.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I remember that. Thank you, Big Papa.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: And like I said, she's going to learn that skill again.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: And I would not be surprised if she gets some
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: other rich guy that she can charm that is so
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: rich that he just loves seeing her spend his money.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Watch. It has to be so much money that he
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: can afford to lose her gambling.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: She will be with another older rich guy. He's a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: couple years younger than her. She will not go for
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: someone her age or younger. No way.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: No, I agree with that because she's got to have
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: someone support the wigs.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: She was selling wigs. She had to sell all her wigs.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: $ 27.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: 50 a wig.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Expensive. Elizabeth Holmes going to prison for 11.5 years.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: And she has two little kids. And she's going to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: the same prison as Jen Shah, who had the marketing
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: scam from Salt Lake. And, I mean, she absolutely did
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: everything wrong. But as a mom, that is sad.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: It is sad. But, I mean, she really. She had
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: many chances to go, fuck, this isn't working. I mean,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: she did something real. I mean, it was. Oh, sorry.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: It wasn't just screwing over the investors. It was screwing
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: over other people that were actually. thinking that her one
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: drop test worked and they were getting like false results
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: and all of this and she just kept double downing
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: on the lie.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: One drop.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Imagine if one drop could save your uncle from cancer.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: My uncle had cancer and that's why I created this
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: one drop test. She lowered her voice and everything and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: then you'd hear her talking normally and she'd be like.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, how are you? But you're a It was. It
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: was the best. Your actual impression just kind of freaks
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: me out, I'll be honest with you. I really thought
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: she was going to somehow be able to weasel out
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: of it. She's a psychopath.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: And she married a billionaire hotel heiress.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: And he's cute. And he knew all about it, right?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: He knew all about it. His parents knew all about it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: And they're just probably like, okay, we'll raise the kids.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: We'll visit you once in a while. I make a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: really good casserole.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: They live in Northern California. Yeah. But this is in
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Texas now. Obviously, they could probably take a private plane
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: and bring the kids. But I always wonder, like, even
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: the most loving of families, like, out of sight, out
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: of mind. Like, how are you really going to be
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: calling this woman and being faithful and in love to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: her for 11 years?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: I could see, like, two, three, even four.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: But I think once you get past, like, five, I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: think even, like, the most dedicated people know. Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, did you just, did you, you probably had,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: did you watch the Love and Death? Love and Death
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: on HBO Max.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: I watched the other one, Candy, which is the same story.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Same story, yeah. But yeah, talk about that. Well, Love
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: and Death. A lot of people are talking about that.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Love and Death is good. I couldn't get into Candy
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: for some reason. I couldn't, I could not get past
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: the first episode.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: But explain what the story is.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: It is this woman, Candy Montgomery. She, it's a true story.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: She was having an affair with her best friend's husband.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: And then they called off the affair. But she was
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: over at her best friend's house, and she was supposedly
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: confronted by her best friend saying, did you have an affair?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: She said, yes, but it's over. The friend supposedly, allegedly,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: went and got an axe. Not allegedly, this is what
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: they said after, I guess, now that it's over. But
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: got an axe, and then Candy defended herself from the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: axe by whacking her 41 times with an axe. So
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: you think once you get one in, you just kind
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: of take off and maybe call the police and say
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I defended myself. So it's a little... It's crazy. I mean,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: the story's out there, so I hope I'm not spoiling
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: it for anyone, but it's been around for a long time.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: But what's juicy is how.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: The defense worked, how the affair went. All of that
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: is so juicy.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: So juicy. But her husband, I mean, he stayed with
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: her for a while. For a while, yeah. That's why
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I thought of this. I know they're divorced now, and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: it was not long after, I think, they moved to
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Georgia or something.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: But still, I mean... I guess stick by her during
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: the trial just in case. But the minute I would,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I would be scared because I would
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: just think if you think so.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I just think that it's hard enough to be raising
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: the kids by yourself. And then you're like expected to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: bring them all the time.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: And right. Oh, over to.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: The, the, uh, but she can take business classes and stuff,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: you know, it's like, and she can get the noodles
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: and do stuff like that. The noodles, you know, like,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: That's a big deal if you can buy the noodles
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: at the ramen or whatever, Top Ramen, at the prison. Oh.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Because otherwise you'd get sick of the same food. So
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: then you have to have money on your books. Right.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: So she's always going to have plenty of money on
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: her books. Okay. And because she's rich. But this is
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: sort of a wealth. This is all like a white
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: crime thing. So probably everybody will be able to have
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: the noodles.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, I hope for you, if something ever happens,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: you get the noodles.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: So Jennifer Lopez, this is kind of nice. Jennifer Lopez's daughter,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: who's one of the twins, I guess she's good friends
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: with her, is close to her stepsister, who's Jennifer. I mean,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: J-Lo's daughter and Jennifer Garner's daughter, they're stepsisters, but they're
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: also good friends. So they went to, Jennifer Garner took
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: the kids, including Emmy, her name's Emmy, to Disneyland or
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: something for the other ones there. But then, so then
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: J-Lo picked her up from Jennifer Garner's, but they're saying
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: she's now dressing like Jennifer Garner. Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: She 100% is.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: She has the exact same glasses.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: I just think it's a coincidence, but these photos are
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: so funny. They're both wearing black pants, a white top.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: They're both wearing the black-rimmed glasses, hair in a pony.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: I've never, ever thought they looked alike, but that first
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: photo that you showed that was Jennifer Lopez, I actually
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: for a second thought it was Jennifer Garner. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're both beautiful Jennifers. They're both about the
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: same age. Well, you know what they say. When exes
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: hang out, they start to look alike when exes... I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: don't know. Ex-wives and girlfriends hang out or whatever.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: No, I thought it was old married people start to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: look like each other. Yes, I was making a joke. Also,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: you can look like your pet.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was making a joke off that and it
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: didn't work.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Also, because sometimes you just live alone with a pet.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: You stop shaving.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. John and I look like our cats
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: and alike. Cute.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Giselle Bouchon was spotted wakeboarding with the.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: jiu-jitsu instructor that we didn't know. That she's been seen
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: with a couple times, right?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. In the beginning, I just didn't know if she
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: just was like, we're homeschooling, can the guy come and
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: like do some shit with the kids?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: But now I think.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: They are boning.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: And good for her. I mean, he's got a nice bod.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And he's handsome. I mean, what's she going to do?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're not going to be able to find another,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: you know, Tom Brady. So just get someone that's like
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: can do you right.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: In the sack. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: If you saw this story, but this this TV network
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: is being slammed for airing a 15 person orgy. It
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: was like a dating show in the UK and they
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: really did have an orgy.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: And like they showed the actual, they showed nudity and everything.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Um, I guess they did. Like they just couldn't believe
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: that they're actually showing this. And to think that these
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: people get like paid nothing to be on these shows.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: There's no residuals, nothing.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Like, what are you hoping to gain from this?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I always wanted that. Signs of orgasm.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Well, and to be on. And also, because there's a
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: lot of times, like, was it temptation? No, not too
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: hot to handle. You know that one that's so dumb
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: where they all act like they can't wait 14 seconds
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: before they have to start groping each other. And then
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: they lose money every time. I'm always like, you're, I mean,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: not to sound like an old fart, but, like, your
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: parents are probably watching. Well, that's what I think about
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: even below deck. Yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I'm so happy my daughter is, you know,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: on a stew, on a beer. She's so happy she's
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: the head stew on this beautiful yacht. And then, oh,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: my daughter is going to be on below deck. And
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: then they have cameras, like, in their little rooms.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you, like, literally see the guy, like, inserting himself.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: In the bunk bed. In the bunk bed. With the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: night cam. Yeah. I don't... It doesn't need to be
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: on there. You can allude to it. I know. We
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: don't need to... Yeah. And... 15-person orgy just sounds like
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of work to me, to be honest. Oh,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: I remember one time Margaret Cho did a joke about that,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: how she was always doing threesomes in it. She said
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: it was like spinning plates. You had to focus on
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: so many different things to whack people off.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: There's some dicks flying everywhere.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: When I was watching her stand-up special, I was just like,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: oh my God, the last thing I want to do
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: after doing Two shows and two meet and greets like
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: I'll be doing at the Tempe Improv on June 16th
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: and 17th.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Afterwards, I won't be participating in threesomes. No.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: A threesome sounds like work.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Exhausting. But after you do stand-up too?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I can't even.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Too much. Are you watching Selling Sunset?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I did watch it. but I haven't watched the new season.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: We went by the Altman Brothers office, Drake and I,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: in West Hollywood.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: He's dropping me off.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: And I go, oh, look. there's the Altman Brothers, you know,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: Josh Altman. And he goes, oh, that's Selling Sunset? I go, no,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: that's Million Dollar L.A. Listing. And I go, Selling Sunset
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: is the Barbies who sell real estate. And he goes, oh,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: I thought they were on the show with the Barbies.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: I go, no, the Barbies– And Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Oppenheimer is two tiny twins and Barbies selling modern homes
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: real estate.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. L.A.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Million-dollar listing is Josh and Josh.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Is the girl that sold me my house still on here?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: No, she moved to Miami after that horrible deal with you.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. She quit. That was pre-selling Sunset. I used
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: to watch it, and John asked me the other day.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: This is how well he knows me. He said, do
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: you want to watch the new season of Selling Sunset,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: or will it annoy you? And I said, it'll annoy me.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: And so we watched something else. All right.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Good for you. I think he can just read the mood.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Are you watching Fatal Attraction on Paramount?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: No. I need to. I'm going to start it tonight.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: I just warn you, it's just a little bit slow
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: in the beginning. Okay.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: But stick with it.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: I think you'll like it if you stick with it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: But tell me about selling Sunset.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: There's nothing really. There wasn't that much to it. But
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: this girl, Bree, she is one of Nick Cannon's baby mamas.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Yes, I did know that.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: That's probably the only real juice from it. The real
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: estate deals were barely mentioned. The outfits got more ridiculous.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: They were wearing gloves and things in 100-degree weather, walking
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: up and down Sunset. It really had nothing to do
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: with real estate anymore. I don't even know if anyone
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: even sold one house.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: The one that's, no, is she not still on it? Christine?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: Chrishell.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, Christine's gone.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you know, can I, you want to know?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: She has the same ring. I mean, I don't know
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: if it's different, you know, size, but I saw a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: photo of her ring and I was like, it's the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: same as mine. Same design and everything. And John designed
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: my ring. So now I think she stole it. Not
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: that you couldn't have come up with the same idea, but.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: Probably. Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: There's been a lot of things. It looks just like it.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: A lot of people, Teresa's daughters are obsessed with you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: And Christine from Sunset are obsessed with you.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: They stole my idea for.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Bud Light actually, according to New York Post, is actually
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: going down to $ 3. 49 for a sales tank during the boycott.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: And I mean, that is very cheap. I can't imagine
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: that someone that was a little strapped and wants beer
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: would actually not drink the beer.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Whatever.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: And I guess they have to sell it so cheap
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: because I didn't know beer goes bad because of the fuzziness.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: It does go bad eventually, but I think it takes
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: a while. Or maybe the stores want it to be
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: gone too. I don't think it was that expensive in
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: the first place. Well, anyway. I'll drink a Bud Light.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: Okay. There's a lot going on. A lot of people
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: said they're not going to Target. Yeah. But I think, again,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: just like they came back to see Erika Jayne dance,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: just like people go still see Louis C.K., It's going
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: to be hard to drive past Target when you need
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: to get a few things.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: I got some good deals. And you're like, oh, it's
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: been a couple weeks. It just sounds exhausting to boycott everything.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: This is pretty funny. This seagull, these swooping seagulls, they're
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: stealing drugs, and it turns them into psycho seagulls because
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: the pot that they're taking has spice in it, which
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: I guess is like, do you know about this, Drake?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Good. Okay.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: It's a pot that they mix with spice because it's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: like less expensive. Some spice. It's like a different joint. Anyway,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: they've not only gotten so weird from being high, they've
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: gotten addicted. So now the seagulls can, just like they
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: can see if you're like eating a French fry and
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: they know to like, you know, you leave your box
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: of fries or whatever to the side. They all come
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: down and grab them. Yeah. They know now when people
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: are like smoking a joint and they will literally come
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: down and take the joint and go off.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. That's not like, it's like cocaine bear,
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  Speaker 2: but different. Yeah. I mean, that's, if I saw, and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: so they get, they get like.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: And they're getting like weird, like, because you know, it's
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: not just pot that they were like getting addicted to.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: They're getting like the Coke grind in their little beaks.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: And they're just like, I got to have more of it.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: You know, like I've just got to. They're jonesing.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: They're jonesing. It's terrifying. Did you hear that Sia just
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: revealed that she had autism and that she was late
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: in life diagnosed?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that was kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I really think that's going to be the new thing
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  Speaker 5: we see a lot is a late in life diagnosis
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  Speaker 5: of being on the spectrum.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, a good friend of mine actually was
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: just diagnosed with ADHD and how much it had probably
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: affected her life prior to that. Right. And I mean,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I know that's very different, but it's just saying.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: But late in life diagnosis for something that affects like
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: your behavior and like your ability to work and your
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: social interactions, it's got to be kind of frustrating for people.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, well, I mean, the fact that she
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: wore a wig over her face for like 10 years
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: might tell you you have some social anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying maybe like her family, someone could have picked
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: up on it sooner.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that she was a singer, but then she didn't
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: want her face out there. Then she'd wear the wig
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: and like, yeah, no one knew what she really looked like.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: She's really pretty, by the way.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I thought that was kind of. And then
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: The Little Mermaid made so much money.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: It was a big hit. Everybody's loving it. And Melissa McCarthy,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: I guess, is the Ursula character. But people are upset
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: that the makeup artist that they chose is not a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: makeup artist that does drag makeup. And they said it
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: should have been a queer makeup artist and not just
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: a person who is not queer. Because even though Melissa
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: McCarthy is not queer, the character Ursula is kind of like,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: I guess, a drag queen in the live version. I mean,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: in the animated version.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about The Little Mermaid, I'll be honest.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: But I mean, doesn't the makeup look good?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: I just think they switched it all around.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: If in the animated one it was a drag queen,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: then in this one it's a woman. And if it
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: was a redhead in the animated and in this one
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: it's a. a beautiful black girl, then so what? Like,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: why don't we just, we're all, it's not the same.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: It's just not the same.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why anyone was upset about any
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: of that. But this, the makeup artist responded to criticism.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: So they were saying she didn't look as good as
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: she could have if it was somebody that did drag makeup.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Is that sort of?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: They're saying that, like, why are you taking a, yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: it's clearly drag makeup, so why didn't you use a
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: drag makeup artist?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: And it's just like another dumb thing.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: This was it. According to the thing, The sea witch
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: was inspired by this Baltimore drag queen, Divine, when the
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: movie was originally written for animation. And so people are
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: saying that the studio should have hired a member of
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: the LGBTQ plus community to style the character. The styler
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: was this guy, Peter Smith King. He thinks it's ridiculous.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Why can't I do as good of a job as
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: a queer makeup artist? And he says that this vision
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: of Ursula wasn't based on drag at all. It was
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: Melissa McCarthy.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: So she's not a drag queen. Well, because it says
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: over the look, and I'm like, that looks good, right?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's just like, it's just so dumb. I'm
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: just like, you know, if that's the case, then it's, again,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: I've said this, like, then no one can have any
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: job that's not exactly what they are. Right. Like, you
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: can't cook Mexican food if you're not Mexican.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: You can't. It's, like, so stupid.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: So that's stretching it a bit. But the movie everyone loves,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: and it's a huge hit.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Julia Fox just so desperate she wore like another weird outfit.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: She just like makes outfits out of like saran wrap
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: and then walks around for people to take photos of her.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: What is happening to her foot?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: She added like a weird thing onto her onto her pump.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: It looks like she stepped like a hoof.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: It looks like she stepped in shit and it stuck
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: to the front of her shoe and it's like What
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: does she do for a living? I mean, I know
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: she was in the movie. I knew she was in
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: one movie.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: Then she dated Kanye, and then people like her TikToks.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: And then when she gets invited to stuff, she's like,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: I want Juicy Scoop to talk about it, so I'm
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: going to wear a really weird fucking ugly naked outfit.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, I mean, she... I just don't understand. So
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: she's basically like public appearance stuff right now. Like she's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: not still acting, right?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: No, she's just getting people inviting her to stuff. Sarah,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: once again, so great having you. And you have some
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: fun shows coming up.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I do. I'm going to be at the Reno Theater
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: in Reno, Nevada on June 8th and 9th. And on
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: the 10th at Piper's Opera House in Virginia City, Nevada.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: And then Rochester, New York, June 23rd and 24th. And
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: all of that is on Sarah Colonna, C-O-L-O-N-N-A dot com.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: And does the husband come with you to any of these?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: He is not coming with me to any of these. Yeah,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: he's coming.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: He's not. No, the June one, the Nevada one was
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: last minute. I'm going to see our friend Paul Reeder. Oh, good. Yeah,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: because he lives in Tahoe. Yeah. And then the end
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: of the month, Rochester just seemed like a lot of
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: work for someone to go with me for two days.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: It seemed far.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: But it's not a lot of work if you live
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: in Rochester.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: No. Go see our girl Sarah Colonna.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I just mean I want to fly. And then what
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: if the first class comes and I'm the one working?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: That's too much pressure.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: And I know a lot of people are going to
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: stadium shows. And they probably are like, oh, what's the
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: latest rule? What kind of bag am I going to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: have to bring? An ugly plastic bag? Or could I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: wear a cute one? that might match my outfit? How
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: could I find that, Sarah?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: You know what? Your bag doesn't have to be clear, Heather.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: It just needs to be the right size. It's a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: common misconception because it's called the clear bag policy. But really,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: a 4x5 by 6x5 clutch is allowed. So why show
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: off your tampons and your medications and your credit cards
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: in a clear bag when you can go to ClutchWomen.com,
• 1:19:11
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• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: And you have a podcast too. Yes, Are You My Podcast?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: And we cover Married at First Sight right now while
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: it's on. And when it's over, we'll just do fun
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: other stuff. So keep up with us there.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Love it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sarah. Thanks, girl.
• 1:19:35
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  Speaker 5: and that's where you get it. Get ready to change
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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