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OUTRO: New Parents' Guide · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Okay, shit, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure you
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, Yeah, thanks man, thanks a lot, thanks so much.
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  Speaker 1: Pugson here he is. Oh pugaroo. Ladies and gentlemen. Pugson
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  Speaker 1: makes Necessario.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, they love you. They listen to them.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to them, man, wow, really yeah, we can't get
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  Speaker 1: her now. My head's like, what's your middle name? Pugson William?
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  Speaker 3: People don't like them their middle names is a rule,
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  Speaker 3: but you come to like it as you get older.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty regal.
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  Speaker 3: For me.
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  Speaker 4: I think James William, James Christ William, Pugsley, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know a guy called James williams. Oh now about that
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  Speaker 3: any relation? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Last night we were doing my gaming party with the
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  Speaker 5: girl that I do it with, Ellie. Her name is Brooke,
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  Speaker 5: and then these two people came in for an interview.
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  Speaker 5: One was called Brook and one was called Ellie. So
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  Speaker 5: that was extremely confusing for all of us, would have
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  Speaker 5: been it was, so we just ended it, just told
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  Speaker 5: to leave it.
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  Speaker 4: Was great you getting guests on there.
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  Speaker 5: Man, thanks man, Yeah, Man, No Jase today he's got
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  Speaker 5: a POOI virus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's drilling the boy.
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  Speaker 1: Is that actually a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But the good news about that is he shot.
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  Speaker 3: But how does he know? It would be my question
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  Speaker 3: because he would have been wiping his as anos. I
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  Speaker 3: guess you'd hear it.
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  Speaker 1: All I know was all I know is he was
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  Speaker 1: up all night.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently he's like, well, you know the rules, You're.
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  Speaker 1: Only I don't care what happened. I was actually talking
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  Speaker 1: about it runs down the crack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was swet about him last night about that.
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  Speaker 3: At the premiere thing, I went to you.
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  Speaker 1: Were talking about that?
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to me. Yeah, I was to who
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  Speaker 3: was that? I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody important? Had they auired?
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  Speaker 3: They agreed that No. I brought it up and they
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  Speaker 3: agreed it was a woman, and she said, sometimes it
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  Speaker 3: needs more than that.
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  Speaker 1: We all agree that the woman.
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  Speaker 3: You all agree.
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  Speaker 5: Standing there, like eating an order or something, you went, hey,
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  Speaker 5: get a load of this. A horse, a horse, and
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  Speaker 5: you're like, hey, lady, get a load of this.
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  Speaker 3: That horse reminds me it was stinking too. They had
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  Speaker 3: these many cheeseburgers and they stink.
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  Speaker 1: You just eat them. Those are so delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they stunk too much?
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  Speaker 1: Was it the one?
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  Speaker 3: Not good meat? Not good meat at all? You can
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  Speaker 3: smell it a long way away.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, I didn't joke from me man Field. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't that more.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I when I went to this TV premier, I ate
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  Speaker 1: like five of those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they had fish ones and chugen ones. I should
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  Speaker 3: have had someone.
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  Speaker 1: I fucked it up, you really did.
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  Speaker 3: I can't go back in time now. You know what's
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  Speaker 3: done is done? Man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the TV show? And you'll probably talk about
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  Speaker 5: this in the old What's on TV?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and also earlier I think, yeah, yeah, true?
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  Speaker 1: Was it a good show where you stoked to be
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  Speaker 1: a part of it?
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  Speaker 3: It is a good show. Yeah. I wasn't sure what
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  Speaker 3: it was going to be like, but it is definitely
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  Speaker 3: worth a watch. What I really like about it, there's
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  Speaker 3: lots of things. It's an easy watch like that, and
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  Speaker 3: it's half an hour long and I really love that.
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  Speaker 1: Can't complain, can't complain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it's going to be binging or
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  Speaker 3: if it's I think it might be binge able. But
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  Speaker 3: also a weekly release. They do that, so it's all
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  Speaker 3: of TV three. But then I went home and I
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  Speaker 3: had dreams about Lymphomer.
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  Speaker 1: Of course of course she did, so, yeah, have you
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  Speaker 1: booked in with a doctor?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have booked in. So I get this as
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  Speaker 3: a result of me having my smelly onion armpet, which
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  Speaker 3: we talked about on the show yesterday. And then somebody
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  Speaker 3: texted and said, hey, I had that. I had a
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  Speaker 3: smelly onion armpet and a couple of other things, and
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  Speaker 3: then I went to the doctors and now I start
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  Speaker 3: chemo next week.
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  Speaker 1: It was stage three Lampooner.
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  Speaker 3: Stage three, and I was like, oh sweet, because actually
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  Speaker 3: I said to my wife after I came back from
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  Speaker 3: Shape Shifter.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you this part of the story, No.
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  Speaker 3: Which is what when we were talking about shape Shifter,
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  Speaker 3: which being a ship break, because I coudn't remember what
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  Speaker 3: was funny about it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it ends up that you were just watching it
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  Speaker 1: at home.
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  Speaker 3: That was great.
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  Speaker 1: You were just like I think, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Go well, what was happening was I was getting I know,
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  Speaker 3: I did talk about where I was sweeting in your
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  Speaker 3: left and I cared to get my left arm down
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  Speaker 3: because it stunk so much it was grossing me out.
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  Speaker 1: Right, did she smell it?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 1: Your wife?
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  Speaker 3: She was in front of me, but there was a
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  Speaker 3: woman behind me. I didn't know, right, But when we
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  Speaker 3: got home, I put my each of my arm pets
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  Speaker 3: into my wife's face and she's like, yeah, right, but
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  Speaker 3: you shouldn't be able to smell yourself. No, you know
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  Speaker 3: normally you're oblivious.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And if you smell yourself, everybody else has already
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  Speaker 4: been smelling it.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. And then this this guy on the text
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  Speaker 3: yesterday was saying, oh yeah, and I also had heartburn
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  Speaker 3: as well, and I was like, I've been having heartburn
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  Speaker 3: lately and been quite burpie. I'm not very not a
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  Speaker 3: burpie individual, but I have been burpie lately. So anyway,
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  Speaker 3: I booked a doctor's appointment. The first one available is
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  Speaker 3: Friday week. Everybody else. The next one, so the surgery
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  Speaker 3: you can pick any doctor you want, was like five
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  Speaker 3: doctors here. The next one was like the twenty fifth
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  Speaker 3: of July. So I've gone to the worst doctor there. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, yeah, the most readily available way.
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  Speaker 5: I just cannot believe how hard it is to get
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  Speaker 5: a doctor's appointment, because I haven't been to the doctor
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  Speaker 5: for probably two years, right, for like an appointment thing,
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  Speaker 5: And I feel like two years ago it wasn't that hard,
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  Speaker 5: and I feel like it's in the next The last
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  Speaker 5: two year or at least my local doctor out west
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  Speaker 5: that I go to wasn't very hard, I agree, And
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  Speaker 5: so it's obviously real hard now.
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  Speaker 3: The last guy that I went to was easy enough
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  Speaker 3: to get into, but it was eighty dollars as eighty
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  Speaker 3: five bucks a visit, right, which is just astronomical and
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  Speaker 3: fucking new useless, right, So it's not a great Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. We were reading it yesterday, went we
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  Speaker 3: and it was they were aging out. So the gps
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  Speaker 3: are aging out, yeah, and retiring. Then there's not enough
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  Speaker 3: new ones coming through, and then the ones that are
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  Speaker 3: coming through are leaving the country because the systems under pressure.
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  Speaker 3: You'd know about that pigs.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the system being under pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a pressure.
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  Speaker 5: His system was massive und pressure over the weekend, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of pressure after that hot burger.
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  Speaker 5: Hey Pug's question, can you help me with a dilemma?
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  Speaker 5: So I've got a friend tonight, right, we're going out
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  Speaker 5: for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Jealous monch Jesus sorry, one.
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  Speaker 1: A friend tonight's coming up from Todonga to have dinner
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  Speaker 1: with us.
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  Speaker 5: She's pregnant, right. She has digestion issues. She throws up
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  Speaker 5: three times a day already, just with the pregnancy.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: She's dairy free. She can't eat onions. And there's one
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  Speaker 5: other thing. I can't remember what it is that she
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  Speaker 5: can't eat. It's not gluten, which is good. Which cuisine
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  Speaker 5: would you go to out for dinner? Because I've asked her,
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  Speaker 5: I've said, hey, which one is best suited. She's like, man,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure I can usually find something anywhere. And I'm
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  Speaker 5: just like, notice I didn't say this much.
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  Speaker 1: It needs to be put on her. It can't be.
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  Speaker 4: It can't be up to Like, I'd love to help
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  Speaker 4: you with a cuisine right now. But the only person
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  Speaker 4: that's really going to be able to point you in
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  Speaker 4: the right direction as the person who's going to suffer.
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  Speaker 3: Where did you go last time? Where'd you go last
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  Speaker 3: time that you really enjoyed?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe reframe with her, Oh yeah, that's not you just
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  Speaker 5: dinner that I would say to her, what was the
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  Speaker 5: last place restaurant you went to that? You really rephrase
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  Speaker 5: the quick because what I did instead was my other
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  Speaker 5: mate who's coming. I just talked to her, and I
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  Speaker 5: was because he does. He works in the sort of
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  Speaker 5: food industry. And he's like, here's five options. All of
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  Speaker 5: them I looked at and when I don't think she
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  Speaker 5: can eat that. I don't think she can eat that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think she can eat that. And he's like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't care. This is about more than just her.
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  Speaker 5: It's about everyone that's going, Yeah, we're going to go
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  Speaker 5: to this place. It's delicious. Yeah, great, So we're going
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  Speaker 5: to this career. So you gave me the option, and
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  Speaker 5: after that, it's tough shit. I would not even give
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  Speaker 5: a fuck.
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  Speaker 4: If she leaves it to you to pack. She leaves
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  Speaker 4: it to you to pack, totally right. And so she's
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  Speaker 4: chill and it happens is on here, And she also
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  Speaker 4: said she's chill, so she doesn't actually care. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: even if I get a bowl of chips, I don't
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  Speaker 4: give a ship.
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  Speaker 3: I would have so much fun with that. Anyway, she's
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  Speaker 3: not going to complain. Then that's great. But she starts
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  Speaker 3: complaining even better.
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  Speaker 1: But she won't. That's the thing. She's good chill.
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  Speaker 3: As if that's true, I thought you were saying that
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  Speaker 3: she was saying she's chill, but there's nothing here can eat.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's very, very chill.
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  Speaker 3: She's not more focused on eating properly for her pregnancy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like obviously came a sushi and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: what about this? Places like as long as I don't
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  Speaker 5: leave their salads out and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. I tell you what. When we were
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  Speaker 3: when my wife was pregnant, it was a fucking ball
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  Speaker 3: like right, because because it's the first one, you're worried
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  Speaker 3: that everything is going to have some kind of an
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  Speaker 3: effect on the baby. And as James could probably tell you,
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  Speaker 3: by the time you get further along, the more kids
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  Speaker 3: your hair, you don't give a ship. But because you
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  Speaker 3: realize that they're made out of fucking kryptonite or they're
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  Speaker 3: just amazing, and so you can have a mother who
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  Speaker 3: has a heroin addict and all this sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Now not ideal obviously, And there's a limit to this
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  Speaker 3: because there's a point where this becomes untrue. But what
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  Speaker 3: the what the system is set up for is to
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  Speaker 3: for the baby to suck every single good nutrient from
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  Speaker 3: its host. Is a parasite, just suck everything good out
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  Speaker 3: of it, and it doesn't suck in any of the
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  Speaker 3: bad ship unless there is no good ship left, at
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  Speaker 3: which point it will suck in the good right, the
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  Speaker 3: bad stuff. Right, they're amazing, it's fucking amazing, and they
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  Speaker 3: will just suck the mother dry. Yeah, so it is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And as someone who's like early thirties recently married forties,
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  Speaker 5: it's hard to believe me single Chris, but like, no,
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  Speaker 5: no me, guys, all this stuff is very scary to
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  Speaker 5: think about.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it should be.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrified.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you know, and what I love about it,
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  Speaker 3: kis And I'm looking forward to going through this with
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  Speaker 3: you when you finally you have kids. You know, everything
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  Speaker 3: out the window, man, everything you love about your life
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  Speaker 3: is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Even my truck.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, no, you probably, I mean you won't be able
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  Speaker 3: to drive it obviously with a kid, but that's probably okay.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, play well went like when yeah, there's no
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  Speaker 3: PlayStation small, there is no PlayStation. It's all over. It
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  Speaker 3: is all over you have to find new joy, which
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  Speaker 3: is not as good as the old joy because it
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  Speaker 3: took you thirty odd years or forty ideas to find
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  Speaker 3: the things that brought you joy. And you find new joys,
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  Speaker 3: which is really the joys that you previously were like, fuck,
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  Speaker 3: that's not a joy. This is a joy and those
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  Speaker 3: joys are called drinking. And that's over now, right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just if we could wrap things up to
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get.
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  Speaker 3: Just say it's so rewarding being a parent.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking bullshit. Because half the people I meet like, Yo,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta have kids.
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  Speaker 3: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: The other half and literally like, don't have kids. As
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  Speaker 1: a joke, Yeah, is it a joke.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: It comes from a place of truth.
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  Speaker 3: There was a period, there was a period where I
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  Speaker 3: was one hundred percent serious about that. Yeah, I was like, what,
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  Speaker 3: why are people having kids? And what now?
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  Speaker 2: I love?
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  Speaker 3: Well, for me, it was sort of well, it was
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  Speaker 3: I had nothing to do with me but between two
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  Speaker 3: and three and it was just an ABBS for a
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  Speaker 3: year and we were working together then yeah, absolutely, and
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  Speaker 3: it was a fucking out and out night and I
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  Speaker 3: loved it. And now I love it because on the
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  Speaker 3: other side of it, yeah, it's great, it's awesome, and
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  Speaker 3: it is worth doing, but it's a lot. It's parents
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  Speaker 3: talk and things like, oh, just have another one. It's
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: only a few years. Like, it's only a few years,
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  Speaker 3: and then it's worth it because I'll have a friend
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  Speaker 3: when it's never I never understood it because it's okay,
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  Speaker 3: So I write three years of my life off so
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  Speaker 3: that this one who's a night you can have another
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  Speaker 3: one that's a nightmare and they can be friends. So
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  Speaker 3: rather than having one nightmare, I have two nightmares. Hell yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: that's such a good idea. But she is not a
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  Speaker 3: nightmare anymore. It's the best.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I met her quite a few times, and it's
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  Speaker 5: very hard for me to patchure that. But you'd come
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  Speaker 5: in and say something and just be like and then
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  Speaker 5: Jason would just be like, yeah, in the face of
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  Speaker 5: a man who's.
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  Speaker 1: Gone through it four times, oh yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But then the other thing is that people don't It's
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  Speaker 3: like when you've got a mate that's got a missus
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  Speaker 3: who is just constantly complaining about his missus. Yeah you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean, and they never come and tell
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  Speaker 3: you any of the good stuff. So when I was younger,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oven a, missus must be terrible, but
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  Speaker 3: they never tell you about the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, man, Zach is that and the other.
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  Speaker 3: And it's the same. I think with that parenting stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you moan about it, but now I don't
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  Speaker 3: mean at all because I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Well you were saying off, Yeah right, Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to the Hudarky Big Show for it or seven
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  Speaker 5: every weekday on Darky.
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  Speaker 1: Also check out pugs Man. Yeah, would you get around
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  Speaker 1: pugs Man?
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  Speaker 3: So good? Call me by my name, call me.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: By your name, and I'll call you mine.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Puxa.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: H mm hmm.