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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
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  Sunny South Florida bringing you the latest in politics current
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  events and the Whitfield Report with Sam Whitfield.
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  Hey, what do you know our permanent live stream key?
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  Finally Works Merry Christmas everyone.
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  Wish I had a soundboard to go yet.
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  I guess I'll just your mitt that's like how they used to get
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  manually write the old sound effects guy will just yeah
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  still. We have we do have a special
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  guest joy to Chris tonight at deserves another.
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  Mr. Craig, Mansfield or Craig Bob 99 I'll do most known for
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  obviously the Epic Twitter should post that.
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  I'm constantly seeing that just make me laugh and these people
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  just like hate him with a passion that is both unhealthy
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  and unbefitting of their intelligence inspiring for
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  alcoholics. and go Yeah, that was a bad idea to get into your
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  night. But we also have some deep
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  philosophical question. Well not philosophical but more
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  like hell. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I was informed that there was a STEM related question, but
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  it was apparently sworn to secrecy time.
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  Do the reaction last week is already laughing cuz they know
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  what the question is in the premise that we invite.
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  Could you could you say why would we invite you all to ask a
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  stem question? Right is because you you have a
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  somewhat in respectable background.
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  I would say yeah, but me on that kind of stuff cuz I know you're
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  not into that cuz I'm trying not to let go over play anything but
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  like you're sleeping. Again, go find his Twitter this
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  morning, you know, whatever you want to know something about a
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  scientific question question, but it's only like a really dumb
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  dumbest thing you've ever heard. I have heard people ask things
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  that are very intelligent answer like that starts with Bill
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  Clinton cigar, okay. Infertile outrun the first thing
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  I thought maybe they don't have the finer details of these kind
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  of things. So I was explaining into a jar
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  of whiskey glass of whiskey. Let me go ahead and you put that
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  in your mouth. Your is the word that's offered
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  if that wasn't the question see that wasn't a question when you
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  know how that's done for the younger audience, but especially
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  the smoke obviously like that's the that's the punch line that
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  no comedian ever had to write cuz it really happened and it's
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  like part of the public record. What the first thing about that
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  was the idea of you know? Could it occur naturally?
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  You see how much friction would it take to create smoke in a
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  pussy? Well, so a cigar cigar is a kind
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  of cigar if it's there if you want.
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  So you're there to present papers for 51 Fahrenheit is
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  those who've gone through an adequate school might know from
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  the famous novel viscous thick liquid would certainly be hotter
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  than the funny thing is is I have to deal with rocks and
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  energy transport and so on their biscuits term for heating for a
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  few if you share a fluid will heat up.
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  It'll dissipate Energy Highway and four liquids, like water the
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  most definitely matters a whole bunch of things and they are
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  non-Newtonian fluids. They aren't they kind of
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  earshot. She was sending in general, but
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  you stayed there still going to be that certain Paskowski to it,
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  and I membrane quite hard, but you know, I have a feeling that.
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  Energetic man like Bill Clinton together with the phone or have
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  skipped it up skeet. These days with all the
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  medications used. Other of that point of view
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  that's probably going at a pretty decent pace.
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  I feel like it hypothetically possible, but you'd probably
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  like break your own back with the force need to create that
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  which they have to do is make sure that the the For kindness
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  to make sure the patient was anesthetized because that much
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  friction that building up that kind of heat is going to cause
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  significant pain where he gets to the ignition point for the
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  guy as well. I assumed I mean well, so what
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  you're saying is baby like Monica mine.
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  Monica might not be the right one to ask but Juanita
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  broaddrick might be I see what you did there Sam.
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  It hurts to my soul, but it's so goddamn funny.
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  Go ahead. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Let's see.
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  Let's take the average. The average male is around 6 in
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  right and I didn't say that smells around 6 and I slept so
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  Daisy will double that that will get us to our or six in a mile.
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  So, how are the inches per mile scale doesn't sound as funny in
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  any other context by the way here and miles of pipe out here
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  and gets hurt then they just a little too much.
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  Well, we're also just to give you some context we're also
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  assuming that this happened like my wife earlier today.
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  This is the fun that you'll laugh Sam.
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  I was like, you know, what's my commitment to a joke?
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  And she said what and I said, we're having an engineer on to
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  discuss the physics of pussy smoke and she said Yeah.
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  I'm going to be there for that right it is and she's looking at
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  me a smoke. Let us not forget Knology, but
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  she insisted on that one more Morpheus even in the chat goes
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  hashtag pussy smoke. It's a thing now, let's let's go
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  and then the news just happened to be it's like the funniest,
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  Newsweek ever. We got gay sex in the Senate
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  again. Probably.
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  I mean the oldest joke in the book is like well, we all get
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  fucked there in the ass. Anyway, right was he wearing red
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  white and blue? Why you see that that never
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  realize that never arrived lubricated?
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  It's the last bipartisan act in Congress.
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  I've seen in a long time. What's what what's what's funny
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  to is in the situation where I want to know about the smoke
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  involved in that process. Alright, so, let's see.
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  What what's your what's your reasonable estimate for how many
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  how many rhythms the average male does in the middle of
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  coitus? How many times does he pounding
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  in per minute. It depends right.
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  Probably going to be pretty hard to predict.
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  You know cuz you got to give a faster than a little B Leon back
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  up like yeah. What is the average per minute
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  maybe like five hundred? She says it is right.
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  I was thinking about 5:10 per minute.
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  We can convert units per second sign.
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  There's a lot more than that. I think your own.
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  Yeah, I think it's closer to 60. I think it's once per second is
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  a fair guess the Old and Out times to again.
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  But now we've got the the inches per mile scale as well as the
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  old man out scale. right, so that's it.
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  That's We'll cuz I think benefit per month per second for a
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  reasonable and then if you're going fast or slow, it's
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  probably going to average out to that anyway, right in the end.
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  So it we have Four Mile and then we're going to now have the same
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  60 Thruster minute, right? PPM if you will So what do you
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  say? The descale GM we got that.
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  That's that's 12in. That's an in-and-out 60 times
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  for second or 66 * 4 minute. That's * 60 and 720 inches per
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  minute. Divided by scientists in the
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  world lady / 2 again. And then that should give us
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  give us a minute. Right so multiply that shitt by
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  60 like it's one hour you talking about just this kind of
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  important here in that you're using the 6in because that's the
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  size of the dick, but you're not always going balls deep right?
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  So she didn't actually I think five accounts for it.
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  So first I first approximation is that the speed of your speed
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  of your average penis is going about 4.09 miles per hour does
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  it sounds almost four and a half mph?
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  Yeah, that's actually healthy for the heart.
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  No, I have all the stuff that goes into the formula.
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  There will just go ahead and bring it back to the very basic
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  stuff for for sure. She reduced eating.
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  So it's roughly the shear rate squared times the viscosity.
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  That's roughly going to be the heat.
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  How do we determine the viscosity of water is one and
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  it's it's it's really it's like what is it?
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  It's it's it's it's 10-second is is the study of water that I
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  room temperature. STD is like 10,000.
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  It's probably going to be negligible difference from
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  water, right? Are you going in dry or not?
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  Is there a Lube involved that does create another variable?
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  Yeah Zoom that likes he's going in dry and he's got extra
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  friction so high that you create smoke and maybe he is going in
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  dry. Yeah.
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  Cuz I already already the whole like hypothetical experiment is
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  like probably fatal for both parties.
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  I think we can all acknowledge. This is hypothetical, right?
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  Yesterday they are Shear thinning.
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  Oh my God. I thought it would be pictures
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  of peanut butter. Chauncey Coastal drug delivery
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  to keep telling me you got I've got a God.
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  Damn. I got chart.
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  Hold on, sir. See if we're asking us.
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  Sure. Yeah, we're at we're asking
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  tough questions here on the field did something important
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  happen or something. If you're not even going to get
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  these types of questions on the Alex Jones forgot look see
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  Vision, but one of the things on this plot line for it, there's a
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  there's a line for service which I'll be about where we need to
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  be or at least that's what son wants to be.
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  That's amazing. But there's a chart for that.
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  I'm sure we'll get a doctor at Grant and there's going to be
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  one true. It's kind of tradition distance
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  gentlemen, It's so we're looking at a name like half the
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  population by the way, I'm selling the other half short
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  cervix mucus membrane around by extension of vaginal Canal there
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  after that's part of lubrication process.
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  There is on the order of two hundred times to discuss any
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  water. That's that's nothing to be
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  ashamed of. Yeah.
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  I was a lot more than I thought it was.
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  And then next week, I need sickness of membrane.
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  Is that spot to get to Shear rate?
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  And of course there's data is readily available for this.
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  I should have just looked it up. But you know what?
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  I thought the B was funnier if I actually followed the right to
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  talk about this Sam sickness of the mucous membrane in the
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  rectum and it just a colon and the sigmoid going if you get it,
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  right? Ladies and gentlemen, the Senate
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  is full of vaginal vaginal. Mucus Slayer 15 layers of that
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  is seven days. That's that's discussing the
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  mucus surface area of 6 to 10 cm squared that's the average when
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  you put it in that terminology. Set a different kind of
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  different flavors of the way that's being described.
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  Doesn't it? What size 10 to 15 layers how
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  thick is a layer? That's all I'm asking for you.
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  Well, if it if we're talking about Bill Clinton of Olives sea
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  salt. see a panel moderator best quality its abundant moderate
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  lower absent or a hundred and then that's up 20% to this is
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  this is population statistics in appearance to be transparent
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  opaque or unclean population test means that there were
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  thousands and thousands of cases may be even more where a guy
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  swab the girl's pussy to take all of these statistics for
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  measurement which is The movie is Dennis.
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  I like this one tells me how much the lady was turned on
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  before I give you any clinical moisture test, baby. see science
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  What kind of scotch eater best and brightest in somehow and
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  somehow we pay for this guy to test chicks fucking vaginal
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  secretions? I just seems a little bit.
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  I had a guy on so we could talk about this and I think it's
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  important information. I'm just not sure.
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  If my tax dollars should have funded it could have been
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  through a private entity business matter.
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  How old they should lubricate the next condom products.
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  You never know true max max. That's our tax dollars.
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  Now. I've gone to this but Morpheus
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  just DM me but we've clearly spent money government money on
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  much stupid ass shit then been there.
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  So it's probably more of a body average so we know we can throw
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  a nice healthy + a - 50% on this as as need be towards the end of
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  this but about a hundred microns seems to be roughly the list of
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  the average mucous membrane anyway, so I'll just go ahead
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  and use that Scioscia rate is going to be Basically, you know
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  how much you're changing your velocity across the thickness of
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  a membrane / that thickness so you're looking for your shoe
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  rates going to be in reciprocal second so I can have some Steve
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  / distance. And so we have about 4.09 miles
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  per hour / about 100 microns. So this will give us this year,
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  right? I saw the guy convert the shit
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  out of the wall. How even the calculate this.
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  Oh, yeah, 109 meters per mile. Right, sir, so we're going to go
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  ahead and I will throw us * 1609 there.
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  That's how many meters per second is i m per hour.
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  We're going 65 meters per hour. That sounds good.
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  Actually, I like that. It sounds more like an RPM.
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  Sounds like a fat boy puts up 6500 nearest for our lady hold
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  M. All right, but now we got to go
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  ahead and divide this out by 100 Micron.
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  So / 100 is one 10,000, right? right / active, I'm sorry *
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  10000 So, it's actually it's actually quite rough treatment
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  for that member him. It's about 65822 reciprocal
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  seconds of sheer on on the vaginal membrane now, so just go
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  ahead and a literal Shear Force. Well she raped but yeah, go for
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  it. Size square that number which is
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  a much larger number 200 times the viscosity of water.
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  So it seems got the water is so it's it's it's 1 million Pascal
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  second. So the Pascal seconds / second
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  squared is what we're going to end up with Matt's going to give
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  us our meeting rate. Give us w Boyz II Men silent
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  movie phrase that you'll give us give us watts per cubic meter.
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  Right so we can actually go back to that surface area thing and
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  use that with the thickness to guess the volume and the actual
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  amount of calories. Okay, okay.
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  Oh shoot you I forgot to do a 4 Square on that shit.
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  I forgot to make it for second set up for a minute.
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  That'll be a big difference. I want it but I've seen / 3600
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  asked for a minute I buy 3600 that second.
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  All right. So then really fast as that's
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  going to be the basket that's just divided by 1000.
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  And that's going to be our watts per cubic meter or whatever.
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  But keep in mind we're talking about a very small volume of
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  liquid vulture. On the order of 334 and 1/3
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  kilowatts per cubic meter. about Heating don't forget to bring
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  yourself you it'll be a few ml at most right?
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  Yeah, I think getting a cubic meter of a vaginal secretions
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  would be quite impressive say that leaf Vivid Entertainment
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  contracts at that point. What's what is that site that's
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  thousands of whatever right? St.joe a gallon at least looks
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  like a sister for all slick Willie is Brower method for
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  raindrop after I raindrops and their baseball?
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  And I will go with the times that volume so we'll say it's
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  what's 6 + 10. So for the sake of this she'd
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  have to be like have an IV or something to stay hydrated.
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  So maybe keep some Pedialyte handy and / 10,000 / 10,000
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  again because we're going to we're talking about a hundred
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  microns thickness. And this is over counting by the
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  way still over in the curvature of the the cylindrical shape.
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  They're completely 3 dab of about 2 2/3 Watts input heat
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  from your thrust That's the exit.
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  I've been a fraction. That is yeah.
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  And I'm sure it would feel great for a while and then and then
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  you'd feel like your dick about to explode at some point, you
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  know the volume involved, right? We know that 1 watt will raise
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  by 1 Cal Lil Wayne. So how how much does it how hard
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  is it to raise Water by 1° C? Number to go back to your your
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  Elementary School thermodynamics here.
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  Dial postal code 63 Thermo when they they introduce you to a
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  couple different units like Cal. And took and why the Cal on the
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  back of the box of cereal is is way different from the Cal.
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  You measure the burning peanut. Yes.
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  Yeah measure of energy guilt. Southside it's 4.186 joules to
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  raise 111 cubic centimeter of Water by 1° C.
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  We can. We'll just go ahead and assume
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  that he can pass these around the same as water has why the
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  fuck not. There's a lot of assumption
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  here. It's fine.
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  So we'll just divided this by Eddie pace and like not break
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  his human body. He's hooked up to like a machine
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  that calculates the whatever, you know, we're talking about
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  raising 6 degrees C per second. Which is that's that's
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  respectable, I guess. Wow, judgy players again, so we
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  know that we had for the 8th. So are we have time to * 8?
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  Square centimeters for the area and then cuz it's guy we had the
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  microphone. So I want that in centimeters is
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  going to be divided by 100. Per the average vagina and the
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  average male doing average thrusts of the average time.
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  Here. We're talking about .05 degrees
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  C increase per second. Does the average for this?
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  Let's go ahead and assume that the the average Bill Clinton
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  goes for about 2 minutes. So her vagina and temperature by
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  6° C. That's without any circulation.
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  We're Assuming. He's fucking a corpse of the
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  rest of the body also does things including warm-up but
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  also distribute the heat away from the area, but she had a
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  circulatory collapse and nothing was moving and there was some
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  reason why the inside of her vagina but still on the inside
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  of that forget insulation Then he'll be raced in over the
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  course of one Bill Clinton average 2 minutes.
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  It would be about a 6 degrees C increase in temperature in that
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  area. Then you have to probably get to
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  at least a point where you're getting steam coming out.
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  Right right. I felt like steam would have
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  been long in the rearview mirror.
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  So how do we how do we get to sold at 7 to get to the boiling
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  point for what I've achieved Steam not to brag gentleman, but
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  That's not even unreasonable to achieve Steam from this
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  particular especially if it's really cold outside it almost
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  never mind. So divided by 2 to get me per
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  minute is it is just over free, which is nice because it's
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  around number we can work with that we can skip the rest of the
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  the bullshit coming after the decimal point.
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  So how do I get to 100 from three more less going to be 33
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  minutes, right? So I say he had a he had a solid
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  half hour and I'm he probably gets a boiling point.
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  Assuming all that other crap. Yeah.
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  So you have it in order to get to the point when you get pussy
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  smoke and all I got to go to the younger guys that I just want to
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  say what liberal arts degree fagg can do that.
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  All right. I asked him dumbest question on
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  Earth and we have sort of an answer here.
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  It's an unreasonable ridiculous hypothetical goofball answer but
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  that's science man. That's why he was there all the
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  time when there is one night. We are we set up and I just went
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  on to cuz I had to go to the search open and I was already
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  out of the University p.m. I just went ahead and get a
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  table look up on on this random shit meet us kind of daisy chain
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  that and play the six degrees of freedom game without actually
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  having a goal and we got to the point of the queue of antenna
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  cuticles. I don't know why the fuck
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  somebody was measuring that but that turned out they were
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  looking at the crazy ants that eat electrical boxes in the
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  United States and elsewhere that there's actually a fucking
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  reason they show up because they get attracted to the electrical
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  field that has to do with the damp the electrical capacitance
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  of the cuticles in their antennas.
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  Yeah. Be able to step out to go get
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  back of the envelope calculations, you know for
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  random shit. Like how many cats do you have
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  to throw the sun in order to make a black hole turns out it's
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  quite a bit. I mean even in ancient times it
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  was like how many angels can you fit on the head of a pin?
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  Like goofy questions are like classic right?
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  What men do when they get bored maybe turn on video games once
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  in awhile and think about some stupid really out-there shit it
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  make to sharpens the mind I say that's what we do on this show
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  really question 6 the most seismically actually there's one
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  Oracle on tector that is based on a blog post I made for ships
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  and giggles. And so the only way that you can
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  have more than one of those I know.
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  So turns out the only way to know whether or not something is
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  infringing its actually is will be nice for the libertarian
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  party has the final word on that and you know, how many times I
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  have to say like a fucking copyright claim is basically
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  meaningless until you take it to court but YouTube is just trying
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  to adjudicate it between you all privately it's called
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  arbitration. So I asked the question.
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  What if what if YouTube and Google decided to skirt the
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  entire issue and higher enough judges to watch everything that
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  comes in to YouTube and adjudicated a priori.
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  So they say this is possible because it is not infringing and
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  this is possible or is not possible because it has how many
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  would you need? How much would it cost Etc?
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  There is even infographics and then where is the where is the
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  unanimous standard that they all agree upon?
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  Well, that's the bet that's the fun thing yesterday asking those
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  questions. But I was I was looking at the
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  brass tacks out of things. If you want to just do this he
• 35:46
  had to convince somebody to pay for it.
• 35:50
  Yeah, you don't even get to the question is what's the standard
• 35:54
  because it's a lot of That's why I don't understand.
• 36:05
  Why are you little on to kind of talk about like a not a lot of
• 36:10
  people think like he he worked in the field.
• 36:13
  He said that what he he was working on at Microsoft in the
• 36:16
  80s. He said there's on the show was
• 36:18
  basically not that much less advanced than what we have now,
• 36:22
  but it was a hardware problem. This is Jay larger and larger
• 36:26
  volumes and it's it's really it's a basic IRC chat bar on
• 36:34
  steroids. That's people think it's like
• 36:37
  this Sinister fucking Force. You know, what Sinister about it
• 36:41
  is the way they programmed it to propagandize for their side of
• 36:44
  things. Right?
• 36:46
  But it's none of its self is just a it's a really Advanced
• 36:50
  chatbot. It's like I'm marking, you know.
• 37:06
  I was at the end because it was a pure one.
• 37:10
  Like I'm not saying that's what they are like a gbd is obviously
• 37:13
  not just a Markov chain. It's much more complex than
• 37:16
  that. But yeah, it's all looking at a
• 37:22
  larger and larger Bible in a quicker amount of time and
• 37:26
  because of that and because it's got more processing power table
• 37:29
  the formulae answers the sound maybe a little more like a human
• 37:32
  might but it still sounds like The Uncanny Valley isn't going
• 37:36
  away at all. One more used to it.
• 37:40
  Now. It's with seeing AI are
• 37:42
  everywhere. I do have a question though.
• 37:46
  What that it's a IR do like the average person is like that
• 37:50
  should say I to the point that they sometimes think real are is
• 37:55
  a I know a lot of real I got in with the like the old school
• 38:00
  Dungeons & Dragons community on Twitter and the coolest thing
• 38:04
  about that. They have a lot of drama
• 38:07
  obviously as most teams do but the artists involved in it put
• 38:11
  out some of the coolest like and Ron are you know, you could find
• 38:14
  in the fantasy genre just on Twitter and it's cool to have
• 38:18
  that on my feet. Right but then they get accused
• 38:23
  of it being an AI half the time and a lot of these guys Pride
• 38:27
  because they're old school guys, right?
• 38:29
  They Pride themselves on all the art being hand drawn and
• 38:32
  classical but now any assholes could generate like a similar
• 38:36
  quality from some of that. They have programs specifically
• 38:40
  to do that. And then it was your rule book
• 38:42
  and kind of waters down the style to some degree, but people
• 38:47
  can spot it most of the time. Let's see some of my websites
• 38:52
  broken and I won't be true for long.
• 38:53
  I don't know. I think that people spotting
• 38:57
  what they are and what's not will probably go away for the
• 39:01
  most part at some point. Well, I'm most exposure though,
• 39:06
  not necessarily because they I will get soap OST good it gets
• 39:09
  past uncanny valley. The number is rather unique.
• 39:16
  It's cuz sometimes Human Arc can cross the uncanny valley, right?
• 39:22
  so if you know Here's a question though.
• 39:28
  It's like my favorite kind of art.
• 39:30
  Honestly is like Outsider weird shit like avant-garde.
• 39:33
  I'm kind of a nerd and a Gentleman like mr.
• 39:40
  Bungle is the top 5 band of mine.
• 39:42
  Right? Like I like really.
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  That was March 2000. March.
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  Is December 5th, 2011 and more now?
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  Why did this in response to this article in 2012?
• 40:19
  And I went ahead and actually linked you to Archive.
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  Yeah, cuz May 23rd 2012 in this one was May 23rd.
• 40:26
  So I thought I saw this and I was I laughed my ass off at the
• 40:30
  back of the envelope showed. No one had no through together
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  something. So the answer is our kind of
• 40:36
  fun. You go ahead and assume that a
• 40:38
  reasonable reasonable stuff like a reasonable judge getting the
• 40:41
  average pay the time and end up getting 10 minutes per minute of
• 40:47
  uploaded material to make sure that they were judging things
• 40:50
  appropriately. I working 8 hours a day 5 days a
• 40:55
  week and said that was what it was.
• 40:59
  And I love love love you, and if not, 2030 sell for 10.
• 41:08
  So 10 minutes from minute following a screening was just
• 41:13
  too shy of 37 billion dollars per year.
• 41:16
  It would have required just under 200,000 judges.
• 41:22
  Desired bike and a doll thing. I'll be Silicon Valley judges,
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  of course because of course the current cost of the time to
• 41:36
  break even on an investment. And by the way, the operating
• 41:47
  cost for for YouTube in that year was a Chevy B Revenue in
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  those for Google for that year was 38 billion.
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  I love the choice of neon green for the calculations because it
• 41:59
  really makes them pop on the page.
• 42:01
  I just want to say, thank you. Yeah, the average pay for a
• 42:07
  galley in dark mode. I am actually one of those
• 42:11
  people I don't like dark mode like I like light mode and I
• 42:15
  told people that might be because I have blue eyes because
• 42:17
  they are adapted to light brighter light.
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  That's the whole point place with snow.
• 42:25
  Help me. The same thing with you have on
• 42:34
  light mode. I have screens up all day.
• 42:38
  That's the way I see. I also grew up in an era where
• 42:42
  like that was a breath of fresh air to me cuz I grew up with
• 42:44
  dolls and when Windows came out feels like a revelation to Young
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  me. Oh my God, I have a new eye and
• 42:54
  it's bright. Yeah.
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  Dear God nowadays, I G the shity tile blue pattern but at least
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  it's a background check his kind of almost fully converted me to
• 43:07
  Lenox though. I can't lie.
• 43:10
  Well, you know for eissler I suggest for those out and I
• 43:12
  generally do things on Windows. But by the way, dual booting it
• 43:16
  for most applications, especially in stem completely
• 43:18
  unnecessary the windows subsystem for Linux wsl2,
• 43:23
  second-generation allows you to use a window Dewey if you need
• 43:29
  it anyway and all of the command line stuff you do you can just
• 43:32
  do directly into come in pretty much every every major linen
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  cocktail has a Windows like Bella people don't know this I
• 43:41
  find, you know, a non-tech people.
• 43:43
  Anyway, the Linux looks exactly like Windows for the most part,
• 43:46
  but the problem is a different Colonels and strain and for
• 43:51
  different purposes, but they don't want to leave the comfort
• 43:59
  of Windows get wimex. Right.
• 44:02
  It's designed specifically for people who use Windows and that
• 44:06
  and that's the beauty of the open source of it.
• 44:09
  And I've always liked Linux but like steamed at and what valve
• 44:12
  did with Steam OS for the purpose of it has like really
• 44:17
  changed my mind. It's it's really great.
• 44:23
  I really enjoy the fucking thing.
• 44:24
  I thought I was going to be like I have fun with it here and
• 44:28
  there just a fact I can emulate every game ever if I can
• 44:33
  customize the fucking you I to whatever I like I've got the
• 44:37
  little mouse pads so I can like navigate the desktop to actually
• 44:41
  in there so you can use the command line on it and I do
• 44:43
  often your things. Like I'm moving Shader cache is
• 44:47
  right. There's like a command line on
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  GitHub that I copied little thing and it helps you clear out
• 44:55
  all the shaders and I have to do that cuz I got the one with the
• 44:58
  small internal storage and sometimes it fills up with that
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  stuff. Just making sure I get this out
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  there on Twitter and now until after the fact at stag pussy
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  smoke or live. I mean I just thought the pit
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  was funny because I got a new somebody who would at least
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  attempt to answer it because it's fun to do a client.
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  Yeah, I was particularly for me. It's like I've always liked your
• 45:26
  stuff like this because I like math.
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  I don't necessarily know all the scientific models, but I know I
• 45:33
  know quite a few stuff with like Electronics obviously.
• 45:37
  Do you work with one. This is the first approximation.
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  We believe we've gotten slightly slightly more advanced than just
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  doing a power of 10. And Alice is here now.
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  Just getting the ballpark and say that you have to be pounding
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  that For the average person has a pounding that at least a half
• 46:01
  hour to get in the neighborhood of being able to produce smoke.
• 46:05
  That's 212 Fahrenheit will be at that point and we were talking
• 46:15
  about a little over double that in order to get to the point
• 46:18
  where your lighting paper on fire.
• 46:21
  Showing up. So another words Bill Clinton is
• 46:25
  not capable of that his age now, but even in his prime, I think
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  that's a fair fee. I wanted to see how you would do
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  it the real way. And like I said the same thing
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  like the room temperature, obviously you matters immensely.
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  Obviously these all calculations would assume is standardized
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  route me to get steam. Like I said if you're outside in
• 47:03
  a I don't know no wait, hold on. Hold on hold on that you're also
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  forgetting but like you have to factor the Resolute desk got
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  into this situation right way. In Tempe Center of that what
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  it's going to be reflecting off of you know, potentially back
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  towards the smoking vagina true of the insulating the mucous
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  membrane from the rest of the body might not even be totally
• 47:38
  necessary. If we just kind of assumed all
• 47:40
  that he can't leave the room and a younger people think this is
• 47:45
  funny. But this is what like
• 47:46
  engineering is for whatever the problem actually is when it's
• 47:50
  not stupid we can just we can call an IBM a giant dick if you
• 47:54
  want to do a lot of people ya know.
• 47:59
  I worked around Angie. I'm not a college-educated guy,
• 48:03
  right but I've worked around Engineers most of my adult life.
• 48:06
  Like that's the it if you know an engineer there probably got a
• 48:10
  sense of humor if they don't they're probably super smart.
• 48:15
  I find the ones that don't have a sense of humor and they'll
• 48:18
  know their shit inside and out here.
• 48:21
  How many states does it take to try and steal an election before
• 48:33
  it's even happened. We live now in the People's
• 48:43
  Republic of Colorado I heard but I think it's if there's I can
• 48:54
  throw layers on this phone as I understand there's an injunction
• 48:58
  anyway until at least January 4th or something.
• 49:01
  So the Supreme Court make it up as if they're going to move the
• 49:05
  primary date just to go ahead and get into the injunction
• 49:08
  range. And even if you did that Trump
• 49:10
  still going to be the nominee for the Republican party, what
• 49:13
  you going to do about that, Colorado?
• 49:15
  Party itself is more. I know what that means.
• 49:18
  You're taking your votes off the table in the general election.
• 49:21
  Go ahead. That's a you want to call that
• 49:23
  bluff Colorado. What what what direction is
• 49:26
  Colorado been leaning more and more and more.
• 49:28
  You want to throw a hissy fit, Colorado good luck to you cuz
• 49:40
  it's it's the same way the same way AOC and and her crowd will
• 49:44
  it will make a virtue signal out of voting against something with
• 49:47
  our votes don't matter or or like what's the name of the
• 49:50
  Thomas Massie doing the same ship traditionally Colorado with
• 49:56
  a purple State. It's just been the lack there
• 49:58
  actually should be in in like I would say 2004 it was one of the
• 50:07
  most important States in that election.
• 50:08
  It was full purple to go all the way to the point that it doesn't
• 50:13
  matter if you take yourself out of the I'm basically, Colorado.
• 50:19
  I see the funny thing is there are states that require that
• 50:22
  ewe. So remember the primaries are a
• 50:26
  state facilitated private entities election.
• 50:30
  Political parties Democratic and Republican parties Democratic
• 50:36
  party and Republican party, they are private companies.
• 50:39
  Yeah, their corporations are corporations.
• 50:42
  And so when they administer a a primary election, the people are
• 50:47
  voting. On who the company is that the
• 50:50
  Fatal half-baked they could do whatever the hell he wants to be
• 50:54
  and they don't even talk to her primary like that.
• 50:56
  They can just 2.1. That's what like a small party
• 50:59
  usually does a green party. Usually just up early because
• 51:03
  they don't have the people to have a primary without looking
• 51:05
  like a joke, right? So you mean were they they said
• 51:14
  we don't care it's her turn super delegates.
• 51:16
  Maybe that's what I mean is they have different ways of governing
• 51:23
  this where the the Democrats of the super delegates Republican
• 51:26
  Stone Libertarians have a primary and they don't respect
• 51:30
  the results at all things like that against her private
• 51:37
  companies election, then the state gets to go ahead and make
• 51:47
  the laws. State election and that is where
• 51:51
  some of the best for Colorado is really stepped on a shit here
• 51:54
  because other states have figured out like Minnesota.
• 51:56
  I think it is a few others that if you require that the people
• 52:02
  voting on the in the primaries can vote for whoever they want
• 52:06
  in both parties primaries. They don't have to be
• 52:11
  registered. That's when he can start to get
• 52:13
  some tomfoolery. Like the Colorado completely
• 52:17
  eliminated ability to have all the Democrat voters walk in and
• 52:24
  vote in the GOP Primary and then there's the obvious that they're
• 52:29
  saying he's he's getting selection what charge where
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  that's what everybody's reaction to it is but like because the
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  deferral read I think to have everybody's take on everything
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  but it's true. It's just fucking true.
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  Everybody can fucking see this song.
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  I Need a good thing. He's never been convicted of
• 52:56
  that's not how our legal system works.
• 52:58
  So the in order to bring the charge the end of a law that
• 53:01
  they specified in the first place.
• 53:03
  They need to have the conviction and what they're doing.
• 53:06
  Is there is there a certain that there is just the way it works
• 53:11
  illegally is if you're not convicted of the thing they're
• 53:14
  accusing you of That's slander. So what they're trying to do is
• 53:19
  not only can fit like to say You're a murderer Ray legally if
• 53:26
  you didn't kill nobody or if there's no gray area for I have
• 53:30
  Reasonable Suspicion to think that's true.
• 53:32
  Then that's just slander. Msstate can't engage in
• 53:36
  Flanders. That's in the Constitution.
• 53:39
  Sure. I think they aren't the legal
• 53:43
  argument. They probably have here on the
• 53:45
  justification is that They feel like it was an insurrection.
• 53:53
  Now they say that the January 6th commission to be fair, but I
• 54:01
  guess that is one official thing.
• 54:05
  I think that they're their ruling in there a certain is is
• 54:09
  all that's required to then follow up with it the secondary
• 54:12
  charge there basically that video.
• 54:17
  I think they have to have they have to be inviting him of
• 54:20
  instruction at the same time as though as the the log both the
• 54:26
  same time and I think they say I have to be in this like even if
• 54:34
  he got charged and they dropped it something if there has to be
• 54:37
  a paper trail. For you to be accused of a crime
• 54:41
  by a prosecutor. That's I'm sure that's what the
• 54:44
  Supreme Court's going to say. Anyway, yeah.
• 54:46
  Well Clarence Thomas raring to go basically lead Supreme Court.
• 54:55
  I don't know. I don't stand a chance anyway,
• 54:59
  so we'll do it at the end there what happens with the actual
• 55:09
  state election. Where did you can't vote for one
• 55:13
  candidate? Right?
• 55:13
  You can only vote, you can write in that that's what I'm saying.
• 55:18
  That's why I was laughing and probably figured Force writing
• 55:28
  if they force right into you won't you won't have a big
• 55:31
  margin. Well what happened and I was in
• 55:33
  New Jersey or or was it was it was it was the New England
• 55:36
  states where the guy one by writing?
• 55:41
  But this in like just recently too I was in 2020 he won by
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  right and right. Yeah, it's I forget the name
• 55:49
  yet. But yeah, it's easier up here
• 55:51
  because the population size is the small and people what I'm
• 55:55
  getting at here is is if they're sitting there thinking it's not
• 55:58
  a possibility it literally just fucking happened.
• 56:00
  Yeah. It really is I've said all along
• 56:04
  I'm not voting for me, but people were like well poke who
• 56:07
  else would you'd like say Trump wasn't it?
• 56:09
  I was like, I'd still rather than I don't care if he dies.
• 56:11
  I'm still voting Trump. Vote Trump twice.
• 56:17
  I feel that the second one was robbed Bumble.
• 56:21
  Finally, lets us like be honest about that.
• 56:23
  Yeah, you can say whatever you want about that opinion, but
• 56:27
  that's what I believe in my heart and I'm going to continue
• 56:32
  to make my I can't make sure that it's fair and I'm not in
• 56:36
  any condition to accept express myself and vote.
• 56:40
  Right? So I post a math question if
• 56:42
  they take your voice is like what you going to do.
• 56:45
  I said my piece at the very least like my conscience is
• 56:48
  clear. I said nothing's online.
• 56:51
  I voted their fucking screwing Us in every direction of
• 56:56
  relevance to cover for corn flakes in the Senate to it.
• 57:01
  So I guess it's okay. That's very different.
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• 57:08
  I spend uses hands. What do I like fishing or
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  something to eat? And I think he's actually two
• 57:26
  nights ago. I'm done thinking title.
• 57:27
  So why would host us to this? Twinkies whenever I want how
• 57:38
  they're still going on about Lauren boebert thing.
• 57:44
  And you know, how do you say never took their clothes off
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  well, and it's it's not just that but it's like well, all I
• 57:57
  said is who has the Russell who hasn't turkey chicks Kitty up at
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  a theater in the dark before somebody new a camera at them
• 58:12
  the whole fucking time. It's like the two circumstances
• 58:22
  are weighted like someone someone found rainy night, you
• 58:26
  know Vision security camera. But it's basically in like a
• 58:31
  week and then it was also a picture of her with a low-cut
• 58:34
  top and I'm like fucking cares, right but like a attention
• 58:41
  versus but like it was more like a voyeuristic thing where I was
• 58:47
  like a sex on the senate floor. Let's call it what it is.
• 58:53
  He a sex for pornography. Yeah, I hope the retail
• 58:58
  pornography was filmed including possibly fisting.
• 59:03
  I've I've heard there's fifth thing.
• 59:05
  I'm not going to watch Game of Thrones to watch gay porn to
• 59:09
  find out ladies and gentlemen, I am not that good of a
• 59:12
  journalist. Okay.
• 59:13
  I'm sorry if I disappoint any of y'all you can find out for
• 59:17
  yourself though. So it's over.
• 59:19
  I think the thing that people miss the most embarrassing thing
• 59:22
  for her is when she tried to she tried to pull the D.
• 59:26
  You know, who I am shit. I'm the only I asked you to be
• 59:30
  you're out that's going to be the kind of shit.
• 59:32
  You're not going to live down the office you walk in and you
• 59:35
  say good morning and your employee will see you and says,
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  do you know who I am? dad All right, that's like
• 59:47
  Nicki. I was thinking about the gay sex
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  in this anything. Okay.
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  I can't say I haven't had sex in places I shouldn't have.
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  So like on that level I'm a little may be more forgiving
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  about it. Then like the Holy Roller types.
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  Okay. Sure.
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  My wife left, by the way, she'd be killing me right now, but Has
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  she suffered their tabular to see might be watching though,
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  and then I'm going to go through it and she's supposed to bring
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  me a Santa hat. She said she would deliver it by
• 1:00:24
  the end of the show cuz I said I would wear a Santa hat and the
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  one that I had got ruined when I pulled it out this morning and I
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  was like about to cry and then she was waiting for her mom or
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  whatever and then the show started and I was like, I don't
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  have a Santa hat and she said I'll deliver it by the end of
• 1:00:41
  the show. So I hope she's true to her
• 1:00:43
  word. So we can say Merry Christmas
• 1:00:46
  and she also brought up. She's like you say Merry
• 1:00:51
  Christmas to everybody like what if they they say well, I'm
• 1:00:54
  Jewish and I'd be like what I say.
• 1:00:56
  Well, happy Christmas and happy holidays.
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  Cuz the only what if I'm going to say happy Hanukkah, cuz
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  that's the holiday. They mean then right.
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  I'm not going to say happy holidays Janeiro.
• 1:01:17
  I'm never I'm never going to say Happy Kwanzaa because that's
• 1:01:22
  what I said to her last week were almost word for work.
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  Is stupid and no black people like normal white people in on
• 1:01:46
  this, but like black people by and large Christian.
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  Wait, that's that's that's the deal.
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  They're mostly they might I'm not going to judge if they're
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  good Christian or not, but they're mostly and prison
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  populations. But yeah.
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  Prison populations the ones in farrakhan's church.
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  That's about it. A lot of a convert from the
• 1:02:12
  prisons. Like that's their most active.
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  List of Black Hebrew Israelites are a big thing that to their
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  I'm going to burn in hell, but like I recognize that that's
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  what I talked to him. But yeah, he's if you if you
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  don't listen to A quote scripture off the top of his
• 1:02:43
  head relevant like any situation and he's motherfukers act like
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  he's stupid and don't sleep on the Black Hebrew Israelites as
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  well as a force in this nation, I would say because they have a
• 1:02:55
  much more conservative view on things.
• 1:02:57
  Even if it is Extreme. What's that's one of the things
• 1:03:01
  we will do in the Commandments, right?
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  They kick you out. If you don't do the
• 1:03:04
  Commandments, that's it's funny that like the whatever whatever
• 1:03:10
  whatever my fine on the right or racism for that matter, but it's
• 1:03:22
  not a secret that I like. They're not going to pussyfoot
• 1:03:27
  around it and they're not going to have no desire to hurt you
• 1:03:34
  enough of such people on that fine on the right there.
• 1:03:40
  They're even willing to put in a to agree to disagree on things
• 1:03:43
  and you can talk about other shit and have a have a regular
• 1:03:46
  day. But if you took you look on the
• 1:03:49
  left, there is none of that if they hate you babe.
• 1:03:53
  They let you know by their actions or words me fuck off and
• 1:03:56
  yeah, I'm not going to lie. I've seen some ugly.
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  I've seen some ugly footage of Black Hebrew Israelites, but I'm
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  not all of the ones that I've interacted with and I have I I
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  was I thought it was funny at first to just jump on streams
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  and ask questions because these guys are like you can instantly
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  tell Chief the chief. I forget what a chief Sakari I
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  believe he's a really smart guy and he's funny right and so I
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  want to talk to a guy like that. I'm just a weird serious kind of
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  guy and like yeah, they'll treat you as an equal.
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  Tell you to you if you're a fucking white devil and like you
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  better keep our people down and they would say it of your people
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  that you stole their Identity or whatever.
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  But if you can accept that that's what he believes and just
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  have a conversation with the music.
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  I mean sightful guy in a lot of other ways.
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  So that's that's a market intelligence that that is less
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  and less frequent. This is unfortunate to entertain
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  the perspective and ideas of another person without
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  necessarily internalizing them yourself.
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  Articulating idea in that way. It's one of the reasons
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  ingrates. Will they used to require you to
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  do things like defend slavery or defend Nazism in paper?
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  Like an essay. Do you think impactful on me?
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  I would say in like 9 through 10th grade and she made us do a
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  debate from the point of view of like all the different major
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  religions obviously to make controversial and have that kind
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  of debate and See your eyesight. Perfect.
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  I forget which one I said, I don't want to defend I think I
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  said I don't want to defend Islam and so she put me on the
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  Islam team. And I feel like I just think I
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  was like competitive about that kind of shit.
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  So I wanted to win a debate. I'm Irish as hell.
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  Of course. I want to win the debate so I
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  don't have into it. I read the Quran and 1 I want to
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  lose weight because I was just a stubborn fucking Irishman, you
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  know, and I was like I'm going to be the best Islam guy.
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  There is I'm going to argue it like I fucking believe it.
• 1:06:21
  I'm on someone's going to clip the show and be like Max has an
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  Irish Muslim confirmed and a and a black gym in Toledo that their
• 1:06:38
  streams are so fascinating, even when they like at first it was
• 1:06:41
  like watching them own stupid white people is really funny.
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  Break is a stupid white people have no idea of all the things
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  they're talking about and a lot of people talking about is
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  historical and true. Indeed history and scripture and
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  they're not actually wrong about a lot of the eye.
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  I know that's going to ruin me but I think the Black Hebrew
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  Israelites if you actually listen to them have a very good
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  historical perspective at least the ones that I know the ones
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  I've talked to you. I am not defending every guy I
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  have seen some people claiming to be of that religion or
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  whatever in the streets, but those aren't the guys I talk to
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  in the guy I talked to said he was like in charge of the whole
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  thing, right? Chief the car, he was on YouTube
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  Forever and different channels and then they ban them for good.
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  I don't know if he still has a upright he must also also there
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  rap music absolutely fucking flaps and that's why I found
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  them in the first place. It's it so what how would I
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  phrase this? It's it's traditional
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  anti-semitic. Right?
• 1:07:48
  And it's very it's very like openly propaganda, but they're
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  probably just said the First Amendment the right way through
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  the Commandments of right? I'm a boy.
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  I'm an Israelite. Look up Israelite Boy Rap on
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  YouTube and tell me that shit doesn't fucking go hard in the
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  paint. Even if you don't like rap.
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  Sounds like it's about as hilarious as it really is.
• 1:08:25
  It's like that it's so serious and like I don't know they
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  incorrectly Everything. I seen from the main courage
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  young black men to not fall into the Trap of being like into the
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  gangster culture and to fall into the fall into anything that
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  goes that road. I think it's a good thing.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah, so I'm having to wait until getting married to have a
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  family and waiting till after marriage to have kids are all
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  things that set up a family for success in the kids for Success
• 1:09:07
  right in the rest of the country as far as any culture. the
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  emphasizes a Jew family nuclear household thrives It's just like
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  a fact I have friends on the other side of things.
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  Like I used to entertain, you know, debate a lot of all right
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  people and even have personal friends, but like they never
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  grew out of that phase. You know what I mean?
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  And the thing is is a lot of all right people.
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  I dealt with an alarm people know this about me is like I
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  argued with you. All right, but if you listen to
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  me ever I was already always arguing against their view on
• 1:09:54
  like Rachel, I guess Purity and Supremacy and stuff but like
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  they were supposed to turn there and there's a lot of people that
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  are involved in that that are really more interested in more
• 1:10:10
  libertarian side of it without realizing that's what they
• 1:10:12
  really care about you, you know and say, oh, well, you know all
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  what I know, so you're just a shield you Rochelle and I'm
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  like, that's why I got these really flag in my Twitter.
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  Jewish I'm Jewish by the by the way is to be funny or nowadays I
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  have and I had it all along that's why I thought about it.
• 1:10:39
  I thought about changing it after October 7th because
• 1:10:45
  everybody was doing it and I hate to do the thing restarted
• 1:10:50
  directed at me and I was like to know what that should stand
• 1:10:56
  forever now fuck you gave me heat from the other side of a
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  bunch of Jews said fuck you Palestinian flag next to it, but
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  you know what that's never happened will know the the
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  funniest thing for me was like threatened by Jews ladies and
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  gentlemen, the funniest thing to me was chill.
• 1:11:17
  The funny thing was as Max knows I actually had a I had like an
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  actual is really on the show who was Israel, but like our our
• 1:11:32
  position the position that back side above have on the show is
• 1:11:37
  that the US should not be involved in the Israel was
• 1:11:42
  possible because of that like all the bench hero types were
• 1:11:49
  last week. I would I just had a beginning
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  like my actual position might be corny, but it's not like I
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  really wish that you could come to an understanding and stop
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  killing each other and like yeah, it's corny but isn't that
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  what we're looking here for like, I don't know so I'm not
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  also comes back to the flag in your bio if you really want to
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  fuck with people. the flag of Jordan in your bio That's a good
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  tip. I'll probably take you up on
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  that. That's kind of funny too, cuz
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  you're right used to actually because that's what they all
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  were. Then they got something to me
• 1:12:37
  about the Palestine stuff lately is actually a personal
• 1:12:40
  experience. I don't know if you if you heard
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  me say this, but I'm walking down the street I go for walks.
• 1:12:45
  I've lost a lot of weight this year.
• 1:12:47
  It's been wonderful. Right and so I'm out for a walk
• 1:12:50
  and on the side of the road is a Palestinian flag, right?
• 1:12:55
  It's the little handheld time that's clearly been tossed out
• 1:12:58
  the window of a car in from this like environmental puzzle.
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  I could deduce that. There's a college directly in
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  this direction right about 10 Mi matter of fact and they were at
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  a protest and they threw that Palestinian flag away like a
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  piece of trash on the way home to Mom and Dad so that they
• 1:13:25
  didn't get caught protesting because they're a bunch of
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  stupid and that's who's mostly stalking this shit.
• 1:13:30
  By the way later in German is stupid white bitches don't ever
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  listen to Yeah. Hello.
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  Don't listen women don't listen to her.
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  Just none of them as a married man is very straightforward.
• 1:14:00
  I would have said that if she is here too though to be fair.
• 1:14:09
  And then you go ahead and sleep on the couch and you rub one out
• 1:14:11
  for the rest of stuff Sweet Victory lap, you know ahead and
• 1:14:15
  take it. We are we've always said that
• 1:14:20
  I've been I've been teasing and messing with my wife in so many
• 1:14:26
  ways in for so long. It's just who we are.
• 1:14:30
  We're we're couple of goofballs in public the way supposed to be
• 1:14:35
  in this the way it's your best friend and never stop dating.
• 1:14:44
  Add date night every week even as a married couple go out
• 1:14:47
  because that's who they so your spouse fell in love with is the
• 1:14:50
  person they were dating. And then your ass should be your
• 1:14:55
  best friend by time. You get to the point where you
• 1:14:57
  say if you if you are in a company with each other after
• 1:15:01
  the lovey-dovey in the fucking sex part is over, then you're
• 1:15:07
  not going to be good couple couple in 20 years because most
• 1:15:12
  of your time isn't going to be the sex in the little tunnels in
• 1:15:16
  the especially the puppy love phase that love people like it's
• 1:15:19
  like two years at most. Yeah the point of marriage right
• 1:15:31
  at the average time for 7 years before we got married.
• 1:15:44
  I was with her when we were young.
• 1:15:46
  She was 20. I was I think 23 might be a
• 1:15:51
  little off there. Oh, wow.
• 1:15:54
  We've been together at since the day.
• 1:15:56
  I met her we've been kind of a thing ever since.
• 1:16:01
  We enjoy each other and we're not even into here's the other
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  thing people think that means that begins all the same things.
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  No, it doesn't absolutely not. I was just speaking of speaking
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  of ruining, you know white people though.
• 1:16:21
  You ruined that you ruined that one of their mouth hole pretty
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  good to the point where I didn't even cry commented on.
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  My favorite part was a drug dealer from Massachusetts to get
• 1:16:40
  all right, so they sent its which is not true at all.
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  Boston is The Edge the edge of Boston and Massachusetts Boston
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  in the terms of like or like As a brand right but like none of
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  us like the way things are built see people from other areas of
• 1:17:09
  the country. They're used to like there's
• 1:17:10
  there's this big city suburbs around it and everything will go
• 1:17:15
  to that one big city, but the suburbs are spread out around
• 1:17:18
  here where a lot of the major infrastructure isn't as
• 1:17:21
  centralized as a lot of the other places because there's no
• 1:17:24
  open fucking space. Well in in Max Wahlberg ruins,
• 1:17:31
  it's easy to be an hour of my point being it's easy to be an
• 1:17:36
  hour away from Boston and culturally completely distinct
• 1:17:39
  from it. And that's me like me, which
• 1:17:44
  I've mentioned this on on the air before there's the Boston
• 1:17:49
  accent and then there's just a generalized EastCoast.
• 1:17:52
  We're not trying to act like a tough guy accent.
• 1:17:57
  Elsa and some people might refer to it as the remnants of what
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  they called is the Bostonian, which is much more Frasier
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  Frasier Crane from there. I do have any money.
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  That's for my late grandmother was From an early age.
• 1:18:14
  She was big on like pronouncing your words, but it's a generic
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  America asking cuz people from dumb people from California to
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  talk the same as me now. Yeah, and the other thing about
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  that is I study broadcast since I was a teenager, so I've always
• 1:18:43
  been interested in language. I studied Latin National radio
• 1:18:46
  will get your your voice. Yeah, it did for me when I got
• 1:18:53
  screamed at enough, you know to get my shit together.
• 1:18:58
  And then I got sick and getting screamed at and I did a lot of
• 1:19:01
  Internet shit because this is fun.
• 1:19:04
  And here we are talking about pussy smoke with the scientist,
• 1:19:08
  which is the Pinnacle Radio Entertainment.
• 1:19:11
  I'll let you know a fun little story considering I just
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  corrected it today and and nobody will be the wiser.
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  It must have listened to this and probably however any of
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  these they say it so it is what I'm still wrapping up.
• 1:19:30
  You have to I can't include the chapter I think as chapters in
• 1:19:35
  my thesis the papers were I'm not the first author you have to
• 1:19:39
  be lead author. So I have a bunch of
• 1:19:42
  Publications where I'm you know second third whatever.
• 1:19:46
  I am sort of like one in the rest of her setting flavor
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  doesn't matter though. Not leaving now my right upper
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  squared away for obligation of published.
• 1:20:01
  It was the last year or whatever, but I missed the L in
• 1:20:06
  my name. Spell Malachi stole my own
• 1:20:09
  fucking last name wrong. Cuz I was so anal-retentive
• 1:20:12
  worried about the rest of the fucking paper.
• 1:20:14
  So it's Craig men's feed. That's what it looks like.
• 1:20:20
  Just got drafted yesterday. That sucks.
• 1:20:24
  I'll say this I'll say this. My wife has a similar problem.
• 1:20:28
  I can't say what it is, but they spelled one letter in her name
• 1:20:32
  wrong. And it makes it very funny
• 1:20:34
  instead of her actual name and by God for 15 years.
• 1:20:40
  She's been trying to correct it and I get mail for that name all
• 1:20:43
  the time and every time I have to say it to her and last
• 1:20:46
  sunset. But the funny thing is is that
• 1:20:56
  paper when I said so you don't only for Pure review you
• 1:20:59
  submitted to the reviewers. I'll look it over to God damn.
• 1:21:04
  It is an author of yours and I'll send the comments back to
• 1:21:11
  you and then you send out your Corrections and I met the other
• 1:21:14
  approved and I or come up with more corrections to rounds of a
• 1:21:21
  question-and-answer and Corrections involved and so I
• 1:21:25
  was invited to submit my paper to a memoriam special edition.
• 1:21:34
  For the eternal life Publishing. So it was a great honor to
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  Robert Byrd was like one of the guys and fluid dynamics.
• 1:21:44
  Yeah, and he died. He died because of covid-19 and
• 1:22:00
  I was yet to kind of go deep in your references, you know your
• 1:22:06
  things you cite me to read everything they sight and then
• 1:22:09
  maybe another layer of that make sure everything you're saying is
• 1:22:12
  right and not like saying you don't like making assumptions
• 1:22:15
  that they aren't making you have to make sure of all that stuff's
• 1:22:18
  in system. Turns out I fucking mailed that
• 1:22:21
  and I only had to go through one radecke way and in Corrections
• 1:22:24
  and they all it's all of them except that I think a five out
• 1:22:27
  of five nice, which is I didn't expect to happen on the first
• 1:22:32
  light by first lead author paper.
• 1:22:35
  And then I fucking misspell my own last name the day after it
• 1:22:43
  published on the website. I see my fucking name exactly.
• 1:22:49
  That's why it had to be the guy. I like it could have been me
• 1:22:55
  doing that that dumbass shit. It had like he was the guy when
• 1:22:58
  I was in the mark-up for the for the final typesetting, you know,
• 1:23:02
  maybe I fucked it up then or like whatever I start tracking
• 1:23:05
  this thing backwards. I find out it's all the way back
• 1:23:07
  from the very first fucking revision.
• 1:23:09
  The first thing I saved first word document I said that might
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  have you have you heard this shmuli theory of God, Dee.
• 1:23:22
  But that sounds like it sounds like it's related.
• 1:23:25
  It's the it's the idea that God favors if there is a God if you
• 1:23:30
  believe in a god it would seem that God favors and Out Come the
• 1:23:34
  funniest to him. Yes.
• 1:23:37
  I think that's another way of saying that God is a god is an
• 1:23:44
  asshole with a magnifying glass looking at an anthill.
• 1:23:46
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Yeah, and it's directly proportional to how funny
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  something is is How likely it is or ever was.
• 1:24:04
  That's what this formula and predicting events that are
• 1:24:09
  completely insane and stupid. I'm pretty sure I said there
• 1:24:12
  would be gay anal sex in the Senate at some point.
• 1:24:15
  I'm pretty sure I've said that on a show somewhere it might
• 1:24:19
  help if you want Field Report. Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Here's why I think that that is a very reasonable prediction
• 1:24:26
  because it's been pointed out almost annually since grinder
• 1:24:30
  came out and was thinking that when the RNC convention was held
• 1:24:33
  in Tampa the grinder activity their troubles.
• 1:24:37
  Tribbles yo 300% not 38 from though cuz he knew it was going
• 1:24:46
  to happen. It was easy to put the funny
• 1:24:48
  part everybody moralizing about it has to just for one second
• 1:24:54
  acknowledge that it's a funny thing that has happened.
• 1:24:57
  The funniest part is that it happened in the Senate.
• 1:25:04
  In 2023, that's the funny stop being so serious all the time
• 1:25:10
  and just acknowledge on constantly about it, but you see
• 1:25:19
  2020 was different because decency was on the ballot.
• 1:25:23
  And that was the part that tickle the most of the decency
• 1:25:28
  is on the ballot right below his anus if he wasn't lying though,
• 1:25:36
  he wasn't lying when he said that it wasn't.
• 1:25:42
  Yeah, so I mean calling a yeah, they're going to do that because
• 1:25:56
  it's funny. I said a lot of things but maybe
• 1:26:00
  are not good for us are funny. But what I said when Joe Biden
• 1:26:04
  got elected first right off the bat is like maybe this is the
• 1:26:09
  best thing for our side well, and I'm still over exaggerated
• 1:26:13
  and in growing our side quite a bit just by virtue of how bad
• 1:26:17
  you've been and also as a as a guy who grew up in Colorado and
• 1:26:21
  who knows how we how we left wing Colorado actually is or how
• 1:26:26
  left-wing Denver has Denver been trying to like West Wing,
• 1:26:33
  California for a long time. So I know when the Colorado way
• 1:26:43
  before using 42,000 for in and out purple Colorado was then
• 1:26:47
  it's actually part of the reason why California has her moving
• 1:26:51
  out there and also is California sucks.
• 1:26:53
  Colorado's was the most laid-back state but is also
• 1:26:56
  purple so dear leader needs us to move out there and take it
• 1:27:00
  over there doing right now. What's what's funny is now and
• 1:27:04
  the other part of our people have said that I moved to
• 1:27:09
  Colorado ones that I escaped to Florida once became majorly blue
• 1:27:15
  because the same year I moved the same year.
• 1:27:18
  I moved here to Florida was the year that legalized weed it and
• 1:27:22
  I had I had said on my last show before I left.
• 1:27:26
  I'm like, well, they legalize weed.
• 1:27:28
  So this is outrageous. I got a problem that they find
• 1:27:36
  in most of these states is once they legalize weed.
• 1:27:38
  They lose a segment of Voters if they had eternally they were the
• 1:27:42
  one issue pot guys Well, will there be anything to is that
• 1:27:47
  like the other things that like the pot people don't realize
• 1:27:50
  it's it like legalized weed. It is like uber expensive.
• 1:27:53
  So I like sleeping, So I think I've been talkin about this
• 1:27:59
  because it's actually not here and looking at like the taxes
• 1:28:03
  directly. I can I can tell you from
• 1:28:06
  experience man. I got his email exactly what the
• 1:28:11
  taxes I talked to the guy that runs the fucking face but like I
• 1:28:15
  think I can tell you that the 7% And then there's another who in
• 1:28:25
  fact, that's the pot packs that 7% right?
• 1:28:30
  It's there's a local text that they can Implement whatever they
• 1:28:36
  want in our our area happens to be 3% Colorado I know for a fact
• 1:28:42
  taxation started at 40% and it's on up.
• 1:28:45
  It's 43. Get it cheap because it's at and
• 1:28:50
  then the problem is fine. If they don't get rid of the
• 1:28:53
  gray Market at all. See here.
• 1:28:54
  There is no gray Market because for $10 you can get a bag.
• 1:28:58
  Yeah. Well, can you order it online
• 1:29:02
  and you can go pick it up like fast food?
• 1:29:05
  Well, that's what I'm say. Max is like legal weed in
• 1:29:08
  Colorado. Like I'm not exaggerating.
• 1:29:10
  I haven't been there in a long time.
• 1:29:12
  But the last time I went back to visit a friend and I just went
• 1:29:16
  to a pot shop just you know to like what and it was like it was
• 1:29:21
  sick. It was like $60 for this is a
• 1:29:25
  half ounce and it was $40. Yeah, I know two things that
• 1:29:30
  that's all you hear on this one and it wasn't just me plug in
• 1:29:34
  the show to do it. But I think it's it's just into
• 1:29:38
  this Steve was off visiting Colorado for just recently just
• 1:29:44
  got back with his wife and they went to like where they lived
• 1:29:49
  out there and saw how ridiculously different it is and
• 1:29:52
  there's a solid like 20 or 30 minutes.
• 1:29:55
  When I go Monday. So just a couple days ago where
• 1:30:00
  he he went on about that when we got him in there.
• 1:30:03
  We got started so that part I think especially given your
• 1:30:08
  history out there to at least you're seeing it because if you
• 1:30:18
  want to see how hilarious taxes are in this country look up How
• 1:30:24
  much gasoline is taxed from the moment?
• 1:30:27
  It is mixed at the at the post processing at the refinery in
• 1:30:35
  Texas about tobacco like obviously like smoking is not
• 1:30:40
  fucking good for you. Right but like the tobacco packs
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  people don't ever stop to think about how high it actually is
• 1:30:47
  because a pack of cigarettes to produce and distribute.
• 1:30:51
  I believe it's still around the dollar 50 Mark per pack, but in
• 1:30:57
  a state like New York, it's a $20 pack.
• 1:30:59
  All of that is tax. Always a cost at the back of the
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  cigarettes and put them in the pack.
• 1:31:09
  I'm pretty sure it cost them like $0.50 or less.
• 1:31:12
  Now. I'm going to give them the money
• 1:31:15
  for the packaging and in all of that and distribution from a
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  profit right and that they do because what they're getting out
• 1:31:22
  of it is the equivalent of selling it for $2 and the rest
• 1:31:25
  is going to be mostly your stuff we have that damn.
• 1:31:33
  I'm not sure if you're familiar with the tobacco Master
• 1:31:36
  settlement agreement still besides the whole history of it
• 1:31:44
  like me. If you got rid of it.
• 1:31:47
  There be there be a whole bunch of very angry people.
• 1:31:49
  I couldn't yell loud enough. I bet that the major reason we
• 1:31:55
  still have his ghost. Tobacco is a fantastic
• 1:31:57
  pharmaceutical platform. Yes for the first option and you
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  can you can fuck with a million plants at a time and not put a
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  dense at all in the in the industry and at the end of your
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  experiments cuz I might just be like what happens if you change
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  the fertilizer by a little bit to change this enzymes
• 1:32:15
  expression by the end of the experiment.
• 1:32:20
  Most all the stuff up and you put it in the cigarettes.
• 1:32:22
  I get becomes product. Anyway for the most part all of
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  it can't be but the low end so I'm saying $20 a pack that would
• 1:32:33
  be like in Marlborough. Right things are literally like
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  the floor sweepings up. So so not only are they cast off
• 1:32:48
  experiments, right? But then they sweep up what
• 1:32:52
  falls out of the machine off the factory floor and then they take
• 1:32:55
  it to the generic plan and make whatever liquids or Spirits or
• 1:33:01
  whatever the local like, not name brand knock off of Marlboro
• 1:33:05
  is that's what it is. So it's like it's it's it's
• 1:33:10
  castoffs of castoffs of cast-off.
• 1:33:14
  You know, there's some Maker's Mark bottle that says Marky Mark
• 1:33:17
  on it, but that's probably the worst kind.
• 1:33:23
  I will say that there is There's No Good Will.
• 1:33:37
  Hey, at least you're not making horse noises that you watch the
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  gym scream then but I actually I have to give my wife a true.
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  It's a little way too small for my head.
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  It was the largest it was the largest 6-foot infant size.
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  They had is it? Yeah, that's right.
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  I told people they got like everybody tries to make fun of
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  me saying I'm balding. It's not that I'm balding.
• 1:34:18
  I have a giant Neanderthal forehead because I have a giant
• 1:34:23
  head. This is a normal guy said that
• 1:34:25
  had I just put on and it's like OJ Simpson with the globe.
• 1:34:30
  It doesn't fit you must acquit. It's not her fault.
• 1:34:35
  I'm just not a normal guy. I'm going to try though.
• 1:34:39
  Cuz I said it's if it's a war on Christmas.
• 1:34:43
  They want them Christmas should Strike Back.
• 1:34:46
  I'd say she wear the hat on your hand, but I think that would
• 1:34:50
  remind everyone of a recent event in the Senate.
• 1:34:55
  Yeah, I kind of this is the clown show that we live in and
• 1:35:05
  it's great. That's why I say like, I just
• 1:35:07
  finished and it's been so profoundly good at predicting
• 1:35:12
  events by saying what would be the funniest outcome?
• 1:35:17
  And it works so often ever since we split off into clownworld.
• 1:35:22
  I don't know exactly when it was.
• 1:35:24
  I'm pretty sure the Mandela effect is the side effects of
• 1:35:28
  that. Well, we all don't forget.
• 1:35:30
  You know, when we all had I Miss The Berenstein Universe guys as
• 1:35:41
  a serious news item. We can't we talked about fisting
• 1:35:44
  on this second floor on the senate floor.
• 1:35:53
  As a joke to a mundane description of in the key of C X
• 1:36:00
  Opie and Anthony worthy shit in the 90s.
• 1:36:05
  This would have been talked to your comedy.
• 1:36:08
  But because we've slipped off. I'm telling you.
• 1:36:11
  I miss that Bernstein Universe has so much sometimes.
• 1:36:15
  The new story is way funnier than these hypothetical
• 1:36:19
  calculating pussy smoke will also keep in mind like there
• 1:36:23
  were actually on that by the way, we didn't know there was
• 1:36:26
  going to invite our engineer friend because this will be a
• 1:36:29
  funny bit and then the guy got busted in the Senate after 2.
• 1:36:42
  Well, not just that but like but someone in DM is just a reminder
• 1:36:46
  in 10 minutes just to like save time that the that the Senate
• 1:36:53
  fisting smoke calculations are pretty much identical except.
• 1:36:59
  Maybe you got to account for the girth of the I don't want to
• 1:37:02
  difference. I mean, we all side frannie's
• 1:37:10
  light flashing on the White House lawn back in June.
• 1:37:14
  Don't forget in front of the White House.
• 1:37:16
  How many of these mother fuckers went?
• 1:37:20
  Like they did they Christian moralist when they first saw
• 1:37:24
  that picture before they read the headline.
• 1:37:26
  We're just like who titties. Do I.
• 1:37:33
  Don't lie motherfukers you saw titties titties.
• 1:37:41
  Safe built in I don't know. I saw the Adam's apple first.
• 1:37:46
  Is the fucking next see I guess that's my eyes.
• 1:37:52
  I didn't have the opportunity to.
• 1:37:58
  I had came up in the bottom of my screen and that's how I got
• 1:38:02
  to the app the apple and banana story before the the berries
• 1:38:05
  Legend. Got a whole bunch of
• 1:38:13
  conservative dudes tube for a second dog.
• 1:38:15
  Mm. I got to give him credit.
• 1:38:17
  Look that's funny. Right and if you can't see the
• 1:38:20
  humor in that then you just have no fun.
• 1:38:23
  Well, is it tomorrow or something funny because as a
• 1:38:29
  Christian or supposed to admit they're have fault.
• 1:38:31
  But yeah, I am I point this out all the time like in the eyes of
• 1:38:48
  like a Christian philosophy. We are wicked Fallen creatures
• 1:38:53
  who need our grace of God for forgiveness, right that of
• 1:38:57
  course being brought up Catholic.
• 1:38:59
  I would say that right but You see the funny thing is juice
• 1:39:03
  have a whole kind of pay it forward thing about soon.
• 1:39:05
  It's not that you going to go to hell because there isn't Helen
• 1:39:08
  Judaism rice that you're preventing the Messiah from
• 1:39:11
  showing up you fucker. Yeah, if you haven't you haven't
• 1:39:15
  you haven't caused your soul to burn an Agony.
• 1:39:17
  You have caused your child to live without the Messiah.
• 1:39:20
  How dare you how dare you and what would your mother think and
• 1:39:25
  that's the thing is I don't know like it's like a guilt culture
• 1:39:30
  that it is. It's because Catholicism is the
• 1:39:32
  Christianity least removed from Judaism.
• 1:39:35
  So we kept the guilt. Yeah.
• 1:39:39
  Now so does that so that must explain like the way things is
• 1:39:47
  hold because she's actually feeling guilty that she's not
• 1:39:50
  married. And so she just for fun or
• 1:39:53
  creature. I mean, that's a whole
• 1:39:55
  different. I'm talking about like a normal
• 1:39:57
  healthy Catholic brain. I can't explain a drifting in my
• 1:40:01
  right butt, but now... I made it I made a joke on
• 1:40:15
  Twitter this week that she must be coming but she must be trying
• 1:40:18
  to climb to me now because I'm a huge deal because I'm a I'm a
• 1:40:22
  huge James Bond fan. And so now she's like
• 1:40:28
  criticizing. She's more.
• 1:40:29
  She's more obsessed with Pierce Brosnan and his wife than I am
• 1:40:33
  the funniest thing is Recite that one dumbass that don't suck
• 1:40:40
  you he looked at that that pair of pictures and he saw instead
• 1:40:43
  of a successful marriage or two people love each other and
• 1:40:47
  stayed by your side, even though he was a fucking like big-name
• 1:40:51
  actor. They stayed together through all
• 1:40:53
  of that and they had no like huge marital Scandal or any of
• 1:40:57
  that noise. It was just a normal happy
• 1:40:59
  marriage good by the time they got to their age like they both
• 1:41:03
  still look good at their age like you do consider people like
• 1:41:14
  well, I wish there were a moral Hollywood couple and it's like
• 1:41:19
  okay couple in it and they're like not good enough.
• 1:41:28
  She's fat or something like that.
• 1:41:30
  It's too small. Pull the pull the pin on the
• 1:41:40
  grenade by there if I move too much in either direction.
• 1:41:43
  It's going to fall off but You got a I got a big head.
• 1:41:51
  This is the strut. I don't own hat that all God.
• 1:41:54
  Now. They're going to have to hold me
• 1:41:55
  to if I'm wrong about whatever that bet was to eat.
• 1:41:58
  This hat. Huh?
• 1:41:58
  Shit said I I make that back cuz I don't I can't lose cuz I don't
• 1:42:03
  own a hat. So I quit if I say I'll eat my
• 1:42:05
  hat what hat I got to get rid of this.
• 1:42:11
  It's a good thing that you're not Jewish Max because where I
• 1:42:15
  know because you would have a tough time where I am or I guess
• 1:42:20
  first of all, first of all, I've been to fucking Jerry Services
• 1:42:26
  before a Sam and then they know that I'm a big guy they have big
• 1:42:29
  fucking kipos like obviously They might have to order it
• 1:42:34
  special but like I get that anywhere I go, you know, they
• 1:42:37
  might see if you're going to something like a wedding that
• 1:42:42
  you're like invited to the get you if I can get anything else.
• 1:42:45
  I haven't been to too many other services I think apartment so
• 1:42:49
  they'll get you one for that too.
• 1:42:50
  Cuz it's a schedule book. You can get a Champa the
• 1:42:56
  misconception that they're all these little teeny hats.
• 1:42:58
  This is just that's just going to make it.
• 1:43:01
  I'm calling me June where your pitch black.
• 1:43:09
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:43:10
  I was wearing a right onto your giant head.
• 1:43:14
  Yeah, it looks kind of like a like an upside-down.
• 1:43:20
  You know, it's got two straight sides on it and the flat top
• 1:43:23
  hats that is out there. If you did if they didn't have
• 1:43:30
  larger size kippers that would mean that if you're just the
• 1:43:33
  rare really tall big headed to it.
• 1:43:36
  You can't go you can't park here the one guy because you're too
• 1:43:40
  big. You know who does most of the
• 1:43:44
  tailoring in this week and Country?
• 1:43:45
  Never mind, don't do you needed to touch up a kip or you could
• 1:44:08
  find a guy to do is know if it was the other store don't
• 1:44:12
  exactly rocket science more thing.
• 1:44:17
  I can find somebody to do and touch up Catholic regalia.
• 1:44:23
  Morty's house in the monastery, right?
• 1:44:26
  They probably do somebody down there.
• 1:44:28
  It's the same thing. All I'm saying is I know I can
• 1:44:37
  go to the Catholic Church. Yeah.
• 1:44:39
  Yeah, it's it is weird. So many monkeys are in
• 1:44:43
  Afghanistan Afghanistan and I don't even know if I want to use
• 1:44:52
  the seven would say any any Pope.
• 1:44:56
  He's stepping on it with all these things.
• 1:45:00
  He's done. I would like people don't
• 1:45:03
  understand cuz I'm from a heavily Catholic area how pissed
• 1:45:05
  off American Catholics are with him at this point.
• 1:45:07
  Oh, yeah, except for Chicago of the whole country and I'm
• 1:45:19
  telling you right now, there's none as outside churches in 2020
• 1:45:23
  with Trump. Trump signs that you saw The
• 1:45:28
  Nuns with Trump signs, right? Yeah, it's like you to do the
• 1:45:34
  pope is pissing them off with so much and not even with Lake
• 1:45:38
  hot-button social issues. That's where he gets most of the
• 1:45:40
  bad, press even like management of the actual church.
• 1:45:43
  I've mentioned it before cancelling Portuguese mass in
• 1:45:48
  this area is a very unpopular thing.
• 1:45:51
  There's people that lived here that is done Portuguese Master
• 1:45:55
  like 70 years and stuff and it's not that it wasn't
• 1:45:58
  well-attended. It's just that they've decided
• 1:46:01
  that they want them to either go to the English or Spanish one
• 1:46:05
  and that came down from the Vatican and people here are
• 1:46:09
  pretty pissed about that. Now, what am I going to tell my
• 1:46:12
  grandmother that she can't go to her, Mass anymore?
• 1:46:17
  And yeah, the answer is yes. They got rid of em Portugues
• 1:46:20
  masses different. They have different kind of
• 1:46:22
  customs and stuff the way they do things.
• 1:46:24
  So you're not allowed to go anymore or a lot of places being
• 1:46:28
  told that they couldn't do traditional Latin Mass, which I
• 1:46:31
  don't even understand the problem with that if you
• 1:46:34
  voluntarily are doing this as a side thing, which most of the
• 1:46:38
  places were but that kind of involvement in the local Affairs
• 1:46:42
  of different churches is getting just as bad a reaction is the
• 1:46:46
  social hot-button issues in Judaism.
• 1:46:59
  So there's this I can't remember.
• 1:47:01
  This is a real story by it was like, you know, someone told a
• 1:47:06
  friend of a friend the same yada yada.
• 1:47:08
  There is some some telephone that went on but it came out the
• 1:47:11
  same for Less at the end a kid was had had some developmental
• 1:47:17
  issue and wasn't bases nonverbal to a synagogue.
• 1:47:22
  And so this kid learn how to play violin or whatever. and so
• 1:47:30
  they started playing the violin during services and some people
• 1:47:35
  in the congregation got upset and then the police they said to
• 1:47:44
  the whoever was upset with prayer is so Steep and this is
• 1:47:49
  how this person prays and so basically stuff it, you know.
• 1:47:53
  If you're upset so Saturday Sunday, The lady who are do the
• 1:48:10
  services with the kids and so we got old enough to do not piss
• 1:48:13
  off all the parents. Are you allowed Dora?
• 1:48:17
  She had this is drum like this Timber drama so I can stop at
• 1:48:28
  like a tambourine. It's Timber or something or
• 1:48:30
  another. Giovanna.
• 1:48:32
  So she like she played every so often while we while we do
• 1:48:35
  Services as kids to keep everyone involved in having fun
• 1:48:39
  doing it. Oh man.
• 1:48:41
  I have I have a similar like background in that you
• 1:48:47
  mentioned, you know for religious Services as a kid two
• 1:48:49
  nights a week. Wow, you know, what a shock and
• 1:48:55
  in one would be like the CCD and and everything that you've gone
• 1:48:58
  Retreats and the the priests in the monks.
• 1:49:01
  Dude would have the Banger bands and they'd be playing like
• 1:49:06
  traditional like rock music to do an in a little bit of
• 1:49:09
  Christian rock and they were good.
• 1:49:11
  It's just all the priests man cuz that's what they do with
• 1:49:14
  their time. And that's a pretty cool thing
• 1:49:17
  as a kid being to music. You know, I'm obviously I'm not
• 1:49:21
  a good Catholic the worst Catholic ever, but that's the
• 1:49:26
  upbringing right. I had too many problems with a
• 1:49:28
  lot of their rules, which it's good to see people standing up
• 1:49:32
  against the church, but I wish they would stand up in other
• 1:49:34
  cases to you know what I mean? but you get raised in that
• 1:49:40
  culture and yeah, you get impacted by it's a guilt thing
• 1:49:44
  especially in those those particular to strengths of
• 1:49:47
  religion that it seems like a lot of other people lack because
• 1:49:51
  like I find a lot of Protestants they have the guilt but like
• 1:49:55
  their hold stick is like you should internalized it somehow
• 1:49:59
  Or that you're absolved of it just by the fact of believing in
• 1:50:03
  Jesus, which they don't like I find a lot of them don't
• 1:50:07
  understand that the idea of confession properly at all.
• 1:50:11
  They think you're asking the priest for forgiveness rather
• 1:50:14
  than like how many look band before the church and
• 1:50:32
  acknowledging that you're a wicked filthy sinner because
• 1:50:34
  that's literally the philosophy of the religion is that you're a
• 1:50:38
  week? That's why you have to go to
• 1:50:39
  confession to remind yourself that you're Wicked filthy sinner
• 1:50:43
  taking a shit. The same you being here at all
• 1:50:46
  breathing air. That's a fucking thing.
• 1:50:47
  That's Catholic. That's what they believe bro.
• 1:50:50
  You know what means because we read a lot of old testament
• 1:50:54
  which is why there's I think a lot of crossover.
• 1:50:58
  Yeah, I talked this site. It's actually funny that the
• 1:51:01
  other place where there's a big distinction.
• 1:51:04
  Although it's it's it's funny or the wind that you look through
• 1:51:07
  the shades of of of faithfulness to the tradition that you see in
• 1:51:13
  the different different versions of Judaism to Christians.
• 1:51:23
  There's a lot more prayer for things as if they're you're
• 1:51:28
  going to affect the ineffable plan or what-have-you.
• 1:51:30
  Whereas in Judaism the principal at the principal purpose of the
• 1:51:36
  act of prayer besides communing or yourself of God in that sense
• 1:51:40
  is to put yourself in the to humble yourself before I always
• 1:51:46
  had that it's not to pray for things from him.
• 1:51:55
  Your God talks to you. You have a problem.
• 1:51:56
  That's that's part of the reason why the whole of God talks to
• 1:51:59
  the poop thing doesn't fly with you.
• 1:52:00
  So it doesn't end well for the set of Diagnostics or atheist
• 1:52:09
  accepted in Judaism that there are doubters and those of your
• 1:52:12
  people who say like hi, but after he inhaled fumes heard
• 1:52:19
  God's voice I have questions. What kind of horse was it?
• 1:52:22
  That's why they like the soft Catholic version of that is
• 1:52:25
  Purgatory. Right?
• 1:52:26
  Right. Oh God by saying aloud to
• 1:52:33
  yourself and those around you that you humble yourself before
• 1:52:36
  him. God is above you etcetera.
• 1:52:38
  Etcetera. This is why you why you pray for
• 1:52:41
  these things is because you are still do depraved mind towards
• 1:52:45
  wanting those things to do at the monastery.
• 1:52:48
  You know, that the same prayers stair kind of deal that Martin
• 1:52:52
  Luther wrote about his one of his reasons for disliking.
• 1:52:55
  Catholic Church at all cuz he said empty tradition and I would
• 1:52:59
  contend to anybody that believes that but I don't even think you
• 1:53:02
  need to believe in God to feel like humble doing such an Act
• 1:53:06
  Right kneeling and contemplating and just thinking about your
• 1:53:11
  place in the world as you ascend to some some great sculpture
• 1:53:15
  usually or some other something in inspiring sight at the top
• 1:53:20
  and you're just supposed to think about your place in the
• 1:53:22
  universe. It's not praying for things,
• 1:53:25
  right. Why do people like the Catholic
• 1:53:31
  will light a candle for that? Right?
• 1:53:33
  That's that's what we do rather than cuz like what's the song
• 1:53:40
  active acknowledgement right which is all you're really doing
• 1:53:43
  when you're like the church in prayer for Agnes the capital
• 1:53:47
  just light a candle for Agnes, right?
• 1:53:49
  Because all the all that you're offering is your act of
• 1:53:52
  acknowledgement that you hope God finds their Graces so we can
• 1:53:56
  have so many in is a concept means you have 10 or warp juice
• 1:54:00
  or whoever's going to pray present to be able to do certain
• 1:54:03
  things prepare a largely has to do with praying as a community
• 1:54:07
  and one of the things that you can do it without minion, but
• 1:54:12
  it's important that you have minion are not good deeds with
• 1:54:16
  obligations what you ought to do like you ought not to kill
• 1:54:20
  people right? It's not like you're he
• 1:54:23
  shouldn't get a cookie for not killing somebody you should just
• 1:54:26
  not do it. Why why cuz God specifically
• 1:54:31
  told us not to we also have to see if you follow the Seven
• 1:54:41
  Virtues. You don't need the Ten
• 1:54:42
  Commandments and a thing to happen.
• 1:54:53
  Sure, but like you don't that's not something you should
• 1:54:56
  probably tell somebody else as if you deserve an award for it,
• 1:54:59
  right? It's yeah, that's what Mitzvah
• 1:55:04
  is is what you want to do or what you want.
• 1:55:07
  It's your responsibility. I would say like it's also the
• 1:55:17
  thing with the minion there. I was getting back to the part
• 1:55:19
  where you mention Agnes and in prayer and so on these breaks
• 1:55:24
  between sections of a normal service for up prayers.
• 1:55:27
  And and one of them is so kaddish as one of them but one
• 1:55:38
  of them is the Scottish wear those who are you pray for the
• 1:55:43
  sick and unwell and those who have recently passed and
• 1:55:45
  remember those who passed before cancer or the rabbi will ask
• 1:55:54
  those who are those two who have names to say, please come
• 1:56:00
  forward and you'll give the name of someone who's sick unwell or
• 1:56:03
  recently died first anniversary of a death.
• 1:56:07
  That's important to you and do this with the Catholics do this
• 1:56:12
  with the married thing to my dad's actually Catholic.
• 1:56:17
  So I got some of that eat. It's obviously Jewish mother as
• 1:56:24
  I look at it. In Traditions carries over the
• 1:56:29
  most from Old School. Judaism is better.
• 1:56:40
  Although although Catholic Family idea is quantity over
• 1:56:46
  quality. I think versus one seems to be
• 1:56:50
  the other way around. I've always tried like that's
• 1:56:54
  why I said like I've had friends were like, I went out
• 1:56:56
  anti-semites that I don't really associate anymore in like that's
• 1:56:59
  kind of publicly known to and I've never really agreed with
• 1:57:03
  them because my my Baseline is is like, well the Jewish culture
• 1:57:07
  believes very strongly and family and education and if your
• 1:57:11
  culture that revolves around those two things, you're
• 1:57:13
  probably going to have a high success rate anywhere you go
• 1:57:17
  Unless you're specifically like excluded from things.
• 1:57:24
  And that's why I push family. I think we lost the Batman.
• 1:57:29
  Yeah it like I said it like I think that that itself is just a
• 1:57:33
  recipe for success unless you specifically excluded kind of
• 1:57:41
  flies in the other other immigrant base cultures in the
• 1:57:47
  United States the left and tries to excuse it with the whole
• 1:57:51
  model my goodness or model minority myth which has bunk.
• 1:57:55
  They start off having a point and quickly fall into bullshit
• 1:57:59
  you want from this time. Look at the Cubans from this
• 1:58:07
  time. And it's kind of fuses to
• 1:58:10
  physically Right. Let me see will look it up now
• 1:58:14
  and how many generations before that stuff falls off in a
• 1:58:17
  community you say? Okay.
• 1:58:18
  Well, these communities are feeling more successful because
• 1:58:21
  why they have this kind of Cubans is just starting to fall
• 1:58:26
  off like you're seeing some cute that the hippie liberals that a
• 1:58:37
  New York when they get old enough and they have nothing
• 1:58:40
  left to the left to give as far as pushing their ideology.
• 1:58:44
  They show up down and in Miami and the Cubans Yeah, they say
• 1:58:54
  you don't. Well, and that's it.
• 1:58:58
  That's another thing like with his Fannett culture.
• 1:59:00
  Like you're not taking their family values out of most of
• 1:59:03
  them either not rice quick the black guy talk about this.
• 1:59:08
  Sometimes the black fatherless rate was not enough not have no
• 1:59:13
  malady for the current system in like the welfare state.
• 1:59:17
  It was just ahead of the curve because white people called you
• 1:59:20
  your father was household very quickly as I was saying earlier.
• 1:59:23
  The reason it's not hit the Hispanic Community is partly
• 1:59:28
  because their insular Culture by having virtue of their own
• 1:59:31
  language, but they use even in this country.
• 1:59:33
  They didn't work in all that anti masculine shit and still
• 1:59:37
  being masculine and he said it was still the thing.
• 1:59:41
  What you'll see is it was Judaism is as like a microcosm.
• 1:59:45
  The silver form came first as a Reformation of our culture out
• 1:59:52
  of having the Hyatt in response to that culturally was the
• 1:59:56
  conservative Judaism movement to say.
• 1:59:59
  Well, you know, we we thought all this time to remember and
• 2:00:02
  protect our traditions in the backgrounds.
• 2:00:04
  We should we should we should find a way to keep this because
• 2:00:18
  we we brought it along this for a couple thousand years and now
• 2:00:22
  have the opportunity right taking Latin Mass from
• 2:00:28
  Catholicism is like a fucking hurts, you know, the very idea
• 2:00:37
  of it. I grew up.
• 2:00:38
  I took Latin for 4 years because I did Latin That's one of the
• 2:00:42
  few things about Kathy. She's my really like at some
• 2:00:45
  point. You just want to know what the
• 2:00:46
  fuck is going, right? And that will be too warm and
• 2:00:50
  hit you in the nerd like me suddenly like like that's my
• 2:00:54
  thing is, you know, a lot of people have their different
• 2:00:57
  historical periods. Like Rome is is my jam and it's
• 2:01:01
  so they did a history is there is so epic in Grand get a lot of
• 2:01:06
  bulshit happen then before before even became a Washington
• 2:01:13
  High School you damn right? We're doing that.
• 2:01:18
  Yes. I took two years and I was
• 2:01:21
  reading the classics. Yeah, like that was how I grew
• 2:01:25
  up. So I took the the discount
• 2:01:27
  lighting class. I took Spanish.
• 2:01:29
  I also just one year of Portuguese, but I had basic
• 2:01:33
  conversational Portuguese cuz like I'm adopted by a Portuguese
• 2:01:37
  guy. So like half my family is all
• 2:01:39
  Portuguese is that they say it's weird because like where the one
• 2:01:43
  area that has this where it's like a large Portuguese they
• 2:01:47
  came in like the 30s the most of them and at least that's when
• 2:01:51
  they come and they come from Mainland Portugal do people get
• 2:01:55
  confused cuz they Portuguese people who speak Portuguese are
• 2:01:59
  a vast array of color. There are black grape all the
• 2:02:06
  way up through up through the bead Blanche white northern.
• 2:02:11
  I varian's to the fucking to the actually black cape verdeans
• 2:02:16
  because later it was like a colony Nation.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, and so like there's a lot of people of a lot of skin tones
• 2:02:23
  from a lot of places in the world that speak Portuguese and
• 2:02:26
  then it does confuse it actually confused George dub.
• 2:02:29
  Bush kind of famously horses to where he reclassified them from
• 2:02:34
  white to other because most Portuguese people who are white
• 2:02:38
  like from from Europe from Portugal consider themselves,
• 2:02:42
  just wait and they are right if I Greek guy's white, they're
• 2:02:47
  fucking white. Yeah, but George Bush look like
• 2:02:56
  from Trinidad and Tobago and came right and all these places
• 2:03:01
  and so soon after going on a visit to Haiti that they weren't
• 2:03:09
  Hispanic and that they were distinct from that.
• 2:03:12
  He was like, they need a different category.
• 2:03:14
  And so for a couple of years my whole family had the legally on
• 2:03:18
  all those forms if you fill out that the race and they had to
• 2:03:21
  put other other I always like what Portuguese there from
• 2:03:27
  literally like Portugal think of themselves as white or some
• 2:03:34
  Portuguese like Brazilians of stuff will stay like Central
• 2:03:36
  American Hispanic Latino, but like you won't see any any
• 2:03:41
  Portuguese people that are confused and think they're other
• 2:03:45
  such a change later on. I think under the Obama
• 2:03:50
  Administration, but it's one of those things you never hear
• 2:03:53
  about but it's one of those stupid government clerical one
• 2:03:56
  guy's just stupid. So now I'm paperwork your
• 2:04:01
  filling it out your either filling it out wrong by putting
• 2:04:04
  white which most of them that's what they did.
• 2:04:06
  Or you or you have to put other in then right in Portuguese?
• 2:04:12
  Thankfully I'm adopted so I'm actually all Irish so I didn't
• 2:04:16
  have to put I can just put white.
• 2:04:19
  That probably cost me a few job opportunities.
• 2:04:22
  But whatever it's funny like that was just one of those
• 2:04:26
  things that so it's not only is is always funny when the story
• 2:04:30
  comes up but I like that some point both my brothers and I
• 2:04:34
  have talked about it with you or is Jewish like a option has
• 2:04:40
  never been an option. So you white or other or what?
• 2:04:44
  That's what I've been told ya I think about it or not to run on
• 2:05:00
  and on and on about but it's not exactly Schedule for Nazis to
• 2:05:09
  wait for the the Marxist adopted to meritocracy quite well.
• 2:05:17
  Wow, what a shock that people who believe in family and
• 2:05:20
  education and big they do well in a country that time was very
• 2:05:25
  boring things. Like you're going to be reading
• 2:05:29
  your grandfather's books because I said so that helps ya.
• 2:05:35
  Here's some college that's been passed down for a few thousand
• 2:05:39
  fucking Years bro. If you're if you're not going to
• 2:05:41
  be going out on this that and the other night till 2 a.m.
• 2:05:44
  And high school. Oh, yeah and have some goddamn
• 2:05:47
  morals and decency that one will do it to feel free to get around
• 2:05:52
  family at a normal routine events.
• 2:05:54
  And that's the thing is is actually cuz I got them from a
• 2:05:57
  family that's kind of like that. But my mother is like a a
• 2:06:01
  psycho. I'm basically like a fall in
• 2:06:08
  Italy in a sense because I was raised by a single mom who was
• 2:06:12
  on drugs and had all kinds of mental problems from another
• 2:06:15
  wake my family was kind of high society.
• 2:06:19
  I just came from them. So she moved off to the ghetto
• 2:06:21
  and fathered out of wedlock and had a couple cases.
• 2:06:27
  So you got my stuff father to marry her cuz she got pregnant
• 2:06:30
  by him and she is a crazy abusive and Sub make ice.
• 2:06:35
  This bad life, but everybody else like all my cousins the
• 2:06:38
  shit. They own mass of businesses by
• 2:06:41
  the time they're 20. They working like I have Jewish
• 2:06:44
  relatives to hope that's why people say I'm Jewish but I know
• 2:06:47
  that might hold on hold on mags happened is my aunt converted
• 2:06:52
  when she married a surgeon in the in the funny part is after
• 2:06:58
  they got divorced two years later.
• 2:06:59
  She went she didn't go back to Catholicism.
• 2:07:03
  She became part of the Jews for Jesus stuff and I or yeah.
• 2:07:08
  Yeah, which is hilarious. That's the kind of thing.
• 2:07:12
  But like yeah, I my family grew up around the Kennedys and all
• 2:07:16
  this shit. Like I've met I met Ted Kennedy
• 2:07:19
  one time and I like a family function thing that he showed up
• 2:07:23
  at. It fucking sucks to be the loser
• 2:07:26
  of the family though when the family went in.
• 2:07:29
  So I'm a great spokesperson for this for anti single motherhood
• 2:07:34
  because there's a dad lives with the mom of my child and my child
• 2:07:39
  is a family unit to try and correct the wrong that occurred
• 2:07:43
  with me. I feel the proper place to say
• 2:07:46
  my mom was the experimenting single memory in the family and
• 2:07:51
  everybody else. That's a lot better and I had to
• 2:07:55
  fuking become like a party animal for a while and then get
• 2:07:59
  my shit together. And the one thing is is I did
• 2:08:04
  take model from We were arguing about this kind of philosophy
• 2:08:09
  specifically and there was this Jewish guy that said like is
• 2:08:13
  your family should come before everything and we were talking
• 2:08:16
  about the IPS prints of right. What was the principles and we
• 2:08:21
  were looking into technical definition and I was arguing
• 2:08:23
  with bunch of guys and I sat down and I thought about it for
• 2:08:26
  real, right? What was my principal in the in
• 2:08:30
  the my wife was pregnant at the time and I said first and
• 2:08:33
  foremost is the betterment of myself and my family cuz
• 2:08:36
  everybody else wanted to talk about my principal is Liberty my
• 2:08:39
  principal. Is this my really thought about
• 2:08:41
  it dude and nothing matters more than that that underlies
• 2:08:44
  everything. To take care of my son my wife
• 2:08:48
  and myself in and put us in a better position is more
• 2:08:51
  important than anything. Is is it is this for me?
• 2:09:01
  So why did he raise his family first?
• 2:09:03
  My kids my wife and me. In that order as long as you're
• 2:09:09
  happy healthy and and Rhonda roof together and we can get we
• 2:09:14
  have food and water. That's the Baseline after that.
• 2:09:17
  Everything's gravy after that. That's Survival and I want
• 2:09:23
  thriving after that. But but I can be happy under
• 2:09:27
  pretty and pretty like yeah that she has been taught.
• 2:09:30
  This Christmas is not last Christmas, right?
• 2:09:33
  It's not the Christmas before and it's certainly not the trunk
• 2:09:36
  Christmases in but but you know what I'm saying is I'm not a
• 2:09:42
  materialistic guy and my son's not materialistic.
• 2:09:45
  I think partly as a result. I mean, he likes toys he likes
• 2:09:48
  things but he's not like, what did he ask for for Christmas?
• 2:09:51
  The only thing With pink Godzilla and I had to like what
• 2:09:57
  the fuck do you mean pink Godzilla and I'm looking at all
• 2:10:03
  these on Amazon and stuff action figures.
• 2:10:06
  He has a bunch of like 12 inch robots and dinosaurs and he
• 2:10:12
  likes to fight write something. All right, we can get a Godzilla
• 2:10:16
  of that size, but I never seen a pink ones and I don't know what
• 2:10:20
  he's talking about, but he was insistent on it, right and
• 2:10:24
  actually hold on. What it was was for the new
• 2:10:32
  movie Godzilla. I guess I have to have the Santa
• 2:10:36
  hat on for this. He'll never see this.
• 2:10:38
  So it's not a spoiler on the road.
• 2:10:42
  We're going to come find them one day.
• 2:10:43
  I realize because I came across the trailer for the new I
• 2:10:50
  already saw the Godzilla like -1 and that was kind of a deal but
• 2:10:55
  Godzilla vs Kong, right? Yeah, and it's the blue and
• 2:11:07
  purple energy on his back in the trailer.
• 2:11:11
  It's purplish pink right when you like he's about to have his
• 2:11:15
  Atomic breath. That's what he meant.
• 2:11:16
  He meant the Villa from the King Kong thing because there's also
• 2:11:20
  a baby Kong and which I don't know if anybody seen that it's
• 2:11:23
  actually pretty good for like a modern film trailer looks like a
• 2:11:27
  fun little action. Kong and Godzilla fight and they
• 2:11:30
  team up I'm in. All right.
• 2:11:32
  This is what my kids getting. It's got them both in a little
• 2:11:37
  city. You can build up to smash.
• 2:11:40
  That's fucking awesome. Rey more expensive than it
• 2:11:42
  should be but it's exactly what he asked for while I had no idea
• 2:11:46
  what he meant it first it took me awhile.
• 2:11:48
  Well, I know I know I know I know what you're going to be
• 2:11:54
  doing on Christmas Eve on Christmas day all day max.
• 2:11:59
  All we're going to I know it's the same every year man.
• 2:12:02
  We got our tradition. We're going to open up presents
• 2:12:05
  in the morning with the boy and I'm a make an early dinner.
• 2:12:10
  Like I do you like while we're opening presents I get the
• 2:12:14
  turkey going in there and everything and we freaking have
• 2:12:20
  a middle of the day dinner half the time.
• 2:12:22
  I fucken take a nap and sometimes when you get up and go
• 2:12:27
  down to the monastery cuz they have like a bajillion lights all
• 2:12:30
  setup through the whole place. It's like beautiful and you can
• 2:12:34
  go through the shrines of the Stations of the Cross and stuff
• 2:12:38
  and the prayers there. Like I said, my boy always makes
• 2:12:41
  me go up there, but he doesn't he doesn't get the humility or
• 2:12:45
  prayer thing yet. So he asks people if they're
• 2:12:47
  different. But nobody says why they
• 2:12:52
  cordoned us kids off that at the synagogue.
• 2:12:54
  I mean, I knew that we would do that shit crazy.
• 2:12:59
  We've met people from all over the world at this thing at this
• 2:13:02
  Monastery to you. It's kind of famous people from
• 2:13:05
  Israel one year, right? It's just crazy people coming
• 2:13:09
  out that they have to visit it or what if you're I guess if
• 2:13:12
  you're a religious boss about the area you would specifically
• 2:13:16
  for the Christmas light display cuz it's huge.
• 2:13:18
  Yeah. It's a pilgrimage for people who
• 2:13:22
  can't make it to the Middle East has Sun, it's beautiful.
• 2:13:28
  It's a beautiful place I grew up going.
• 2:13:31
  I mean, there's a couple monasteries around but it's the
• 2:13:33
  big one. But I don't like four for New
• 2:13:36
  York brooming probably not terribly dissimilar in in the in
• 2:13:40
  the way that has been my mother's from Brooklyn and
• 2:13:50
  Brooklyn so when I went on so it's all sprayed my my high
• 2:13:53
  school. We had a New York trip lynches
• 2:13:59
  now, maybe it's God favors the funny and that's a joke.
• 2:14:16
  Why do what you need to do is just just go ahead and and beer
• 2:14:20
  Latin mass in Hebrew. And then I really thought about
• 2:14:23
  the same thing with all that different you want to know.
• 2:14:28
  The really funny thing is I actually known Craig longer than
• 2:14:33
  I've known you Max. Not know the thing though is
• 2:14:36
  like this like the Jewish service is way more upbeat is
• 2:14:42
  what it is. I actually enjoy the tempo like
• 2:14:45
  musically, I guess that's like a music nerd.
• 2:14:48
  I kind of just a lot of thing. Yeah.
• 2:14:51
  I enjoy the up-tempo. It's not even up because a lot
• 2:14:54
  of it's really something like chanting but musical stuff Tempo
• 2:15:03
  which makes it feel like more Musical.
• 2:15:08
  Butt butt butt kick Catholic mass there is when it's done
• 2:15:13
  right and in Latin and by like a really good old
• 2:15:16
  fire-and-brimstone preacher is theatrical as fuk if metal is
• 2:15:21
  part 2. You see that actually picks my
• 2:15:25
  interest. So like my girlfriend is
• 2:15:27
  Colombian and so she's she's Christian.
• 2:15:32
  So which means at some point I know that you want at meet at
• 2:15:35
  some point. I'm going to be going to church
• 2:15:36
  Columbia and she's probably Catholic right?
• 2:15:39
  And I don't think it's which means that basically it's some
• 2:15:47
  point I'm going to be going to church this picture on a
• 2:15:50
  routine. Basis is sex I ain't she
• 2:15:53
  obviously she respects you. I have my faith in in pines and
• 2:15:57
  she understands that the related in the way if they are so, you
• 2:16:01
  know, she's is also open to the idea of us both know going to do
• 2:16:07
  our respective places on weekends back of the always we
• 2:16:10
  get to go and have fun on Saturdays at the temple and then
• 2:16:12
  we go over to the church on Sundays that'll probably be away
• 2:16:16
  with that. I think I think what in the end
• 2:16:22
  my real problem with like growing up in an organized
• 2:16:26
  religion ended up being is like that exact thing is that they
• 2:16:30
  forced it on me and he's like that you have to get confirmed.
• 2:16:34
  That was my Big Ten done like the equivalent of my bar
• 2:16:36
  mitzvah, right like or you'll never get married.
• 2:16:41
  You'll never get married in the Catholic Church.
• 2:16:43
  They say you'll never be able to take communion and blah blah
• 2:16:47
  blah blah blah blah blah. It's so much pressure and I
• 2:16:50
  didn't honestly was Teenager edgy in the 90s having a crisis
• 2:16:55
  about whether I believed in God or not at all.
• 2:16:57
  And I told the nuns that honestly and they said it don't
• 2:17:00
  matter. Don't matter if you believe in
• 2:17:05
  God is the literal distinction between religion and face and
• 2:17:10
  laid out there and read the Satanic Bible actually real.
• 2:17:20
  You are really cool to read if you ever send the time to do so
• 2:17:25
  what that what the first thousand years and the the the
• 2:17:35
  Bible the Christian Bible went through of many different edits
• 2:17:41
  as a bit of the one true thing. So do I eat to go back and see
• 2:17:44
  what they took out and left and what they changed.
• 2:17:46
  It's interesting to see how it made a lot of the cultural
• 2:17:51
  things going on at the time and kind of like it would be I don't
• 2:17:57
  have like a Catholic Education and they have like, you know
• 2:18:00
  Christian education. One thing I found is they in any
• 2:18:04
  even I think this came up with Sam at one point.
• 2:18:06
  They don't understand that we have a lot of the books that
• 2:18:09
  y'all have got out of protestant shit like Maccabees and like
• 2:18:17
  like jubilees and all this stuff.
• 2:18:20
  Well, yeah it like a lot of the Torah is and other works are
• 2:18:25
  still more impact in our Old Testament than the version that
• 2:18:29
  the Protestant and they don't so they don't realize that they're
• 2:18:32
  reading redacted 7 version 7 books of the Bible because
• 2:18:38
  Martin Luther just didn't like them.
• 2:18:41
  He thought they were to Supernatural and I'm like well
• 2:18:43
  look man the old part of the face of although I put it was
• 2:18:54
  laughing cuz endlessly hilarious when a fundamentalist tries to
• 2:18:57
  defend it like an him when talking to Bill Knight and I
• 2:19:02
  think cause an aneurysm said he's the nicest you take it
• 2:19:07
  literally or figuratively and he says I take it naturally, and
• 2:19:17
  honestly until like I've never found a theory that was more
• 2:19:22
  fitting than and I have to give it to a guy that's fucking been
• 2:19:25
  my protege more than anything, but he gave me one put one over
• 2:19:29
  on me with the fucking comedy theory of think.
• 2:19:32
  It's like Smooth unified relative comedy theory of God.
• 2:19:37
  Is what we called. That's good.
• 2:19:39
  And it's yeah, it's the more relative.
• 2:19:42
  The thing is to be funny. The more likely it is to happen.
• 2:19:46
  But funny is from the perspective of God and you might
• 2:19:49
  not know why it's for us. The ineffable plan is that you
• 2:19:55
  might you might not understand the mind of God.
• 2:19:58
  Therefore you may never find this funny, right?
• 2:20:02
  What's a god? Yeah, yeah, they came might not
• 2:20:18
  find things so funny. You never know.
• 2:20:21
  He has a he probably thinks it's funnier than anybody actually
• 2:20:27
  now that I think of. so someone has brought up this good point
• 2:20:36
  about the about the old witch thing with the Augustine st.
• 2:20:44
  Augustine who said, he was the spark of Kane though.
• 2:20:48
  Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.
• 2:20:50
  It's funny. So in in Islam listening to
• 2:20:54
  music is a stim. Yeah.
• 2:20:57
  That and that's what that right there makes me spot anybody why
• 2:21:02
  everything sounds like really annoying?
• 2:21:09
  It's just some guy yelling her not listening to music kind of
• 2:21:19
  catchy but like The Safaris. Loss of the time it's it's one
• 2:21:27
  of those fundamental of things like you don't you don't see
• 2:21:29
  Jews burning g at the altar right now largely because you
• 2:21:33
  don't have the Third Temple, but you know, there's that's
• 2:21:36
  probably not going to happen at the Third Temple.
• 2:21:38
  Southern the same way, you know a lot of a lot of Muslims in the
• 2:21:43
  same way that there's no perfect Christian is so perfect Muslim
• 2:21:45
  going to find the ones that drink you're going to find that
• 2:21:47
  most of them listen to music. I mean supposed to rain in going
• 2:21:53
  like there's going to be a third Temple cuz they're going to be a
• 2:21:56
  Dome of the Rock some point. I get it.
• 2:22:03
  You know, I I just sincerely hope that Catholic point of view
• 2:22:08
  that you don't wish for that ever.
• 2:22:09
  Like you don't made you not see the end as my friend might see
• 2:22:15
  something that I think is going to be the Echoes for the old
• 2:22:20
  Catholic blessing, you know may not see the end of days
• 2:22:25
  audience. I know a lot of you doomers out
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  there think it's like a cool idea, but now from the bottom of
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  my heart may you not make me not to see the end of days because I
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  don't think you actually want so well then over over the the next
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  end of days cult meeting should the Third Temple arise you
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  the temple was made before Jesus comes back in the day would be
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  good. He's a great speaker.
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  You should listen to me like you bring some silver.
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  got a pair or it's too long. Just take this microchip.
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  It's fine. Don't worry about the serial
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  number. I asked him about Bill Gates and
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  contrary to what everyone thinks like I do.
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  It'll actually says that Bill Gates is in 10 evil mastermind
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  and that to me is hilarious because like I know at least
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  according to be of the audience is still sold that go Gates like
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  some evil Lake James Bond level Mastermind, and it was right,
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  but every time it's always like if you actually chased down
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  evidence and white papers, but I have a 10 cuz I'm a fucking
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  somebody links me to some like Alex Jones.
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  And I'm like, I want to see with the heart of this is and often
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  times you end up in a white paper that says well.
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  it says something completely different than what they're
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  It's like even if you don't agree with what Bill Gates is
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  doing like he says something completely different than that,
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  right and it's what we do with what Bill Gates's doing.
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  It's like he's not coming out of him like a malevolent or evil
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  play Immortal opinion exactly. That kind of shake do you find
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  it? Of course, it's like these beat
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  So do the YouTube thing. I said, I broke that down the
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  my blog. That's a blog posts not to
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  And that's the thing. That's what I say about
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  engineers. If you like math comedy, they're
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  good company, especially drinking so or just playing
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  stupid shit around the office. Is that what you're telling me
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  what you're telling me is what we're going to get we're going
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  I've done involving like baby cancer.
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  I didn't know that that was even a thing.
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  like almost burned a little bit and then afterwards we can write
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  that alright? We're going to test this with
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  blood in it said wait a minute. Hold on blood inside.
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  He said yeah and cancer bloody cancer babies.
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  You say could you elaborate just a tad and criseyde a Reese's
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  know I'm saying like I just want that your first question wrong.
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  That's the response I got to I got to be done, but that's a lot
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  of spring on a motherfuker, right?
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  Yeah, I got I got some fun lab equipment.
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  I thought I like that. That's the place you went with
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  that the like directly at least I didn't mean that to be the
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  directions. I bet that's the best way to
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  major damage before it gets explained to you at.
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  All. Right, it's you said what I I
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  love I love you just a little more information might be I want
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  I want to do it like the we don't have very many people from
• 2:27:48
  the sector that like watch the show anymore.
• 2:27:51
  I don't think but the ones that do they like dude.
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  Yeah. Well, you know the hang of the
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  hangers-on they might they would clip it to be like Craig.
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  You got to wipe extra hard to get rid of Craig like drinks
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  adrenochrome had all kinds of crickets should said about him.
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  If you don't follow at Craig, wild 99 on Twitter, you're
• 2:28:25
  missing out is all I'm saying this mother fucker gets the most
• 2:28:28
  retarded people I've ever seen arguing with him to try and feel
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  smart and I think it's mostly because he has like PhD in his
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  Twitter name and they just can't help themselves.
• 2:28:41
  By trying to feel smart arguing with him because he purposely
• 2:28:46
  Bates them in so masterfully and it's the cause of a lot of
• 2:28:51
  entertainment when I'm like on the toilet.
• 2:28:53
  I'll tell you that you just fucking Craig.
• 2:28:56
  He doesn't even argue back half the time.
• 2:29:00
  He just puts up with the reef retweets with the fucking retard
• 2:29:04
  says with like barely any comment back and that's funny
• 2:29:08
  enough man. These people say insane things
• 2:29:12
  about him all the time since I've seen that sounds hilarious.
• 2:29:19
  Oh wait, you said adrenochrome? Please elaborate do you
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  recommend adrenochrome and I was hoping it was a miracle cure
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  that they were hiding from me. I guess not.
• 2:29:41
  So then 7 Craig this does beg the question.
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  If not, if not, then what are the kids, you know considering
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  to stay? You know, I'm more or obviously
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  it's the souls of the fucking pureborn, duh.
• 2:30:10
  Well, what's the matter what religion they are?
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  Arguably Satanism, right? I thought you know, you know the
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  old meme of like Jesus what I'm going to why do you keep giving
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  me all these battles? I found one of those the other
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  day but the dude looks like he's like you could have parted in
• 2:30:47
  the field and he's he's over here and he says stop giving me
• 2:30:51
  your toughest battles. And then Jesus says the enemies
• 2:30:53
  I gave you are fat retarded in for tile demon worshippers that
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  make no attempt to hide their true nature or deceive you and
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  all you have to do them, like not even physically attacked
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  them just ridicule them and they'll be humiliated.
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  I do not know how to give you easier battle since Jesus.
• 2:31:10
  Good one for everyone out there. You can you can now say that if
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  you listen to show you have a you have this Jews approval.
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  So call George Soros a demonic klusterfuk of a Nazi because
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  he's a literal fuck. He's he's as much of a Nazi as
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  the dumb fuck they brought in six the Canadian Parliament know
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  it, you know, he actually is Unapologetic Nazi.
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  Can I have to do that was his defense he was asked.
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  Do you do you have any remorse or regret whatsoever for what
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  you did? You said?
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  No big red Auto. Is the live TV broadcast from
• 2:32:04
  the fucking 90s or whatever or whatever the fuck year was and
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  you know what that's that's a fair assumption that the guy
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  like that is bad. Anyway, I but here's something I
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  Julie make the point of this like you have to go out.
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  Yeah. I know.
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  I am sub I'm stuck to his newsletter for years because I
• 2:32:31
  want to see what the what this guy is said that is the dumbest
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  roster kid. That's on Twitter.
• 2:32:38
  Are you with every Democrat point you are you you know, I
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  love you can find it. I'm out of his mouth topics of
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  the show of been drifting away from the day-to-day politics
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  grind and talking about positivity like that's been kind
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  of our goal since I came on here and I look back.
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  I will I've been looking back trying to compile some like
• 2:33:05
  highlights of the first year, right and I've been finding all
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  kinds of older content just worth giving like a 2 minute
• 2:33:12
  clip of even if nobody watches when they crack me up half the
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  time like Dave threatened to kick my ass from 2 years ago is
• 2:33:19
  great or just like my dad advice from Johnny Fox by the way,
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  there's like 40 more minutes of dad advice to Johnny Fox and I
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  boiled it down to three that I think is the best advice you
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  ever get in his whole life. And it's also my offense of
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  bullying as well because like come on.
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  What's funny what what what's funny is that acts as I was
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  going to say is I actually I've actually known Craig longer than
• 2:33:51
  I've known you because he and I first met and Johnny and
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  Johnny's server when Johnny was still evolving as I just came in
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  to Johnny was melting down and I thought it would be funny and
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  then encountered my brother and then Johnny melt it down further
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  and it became this whole rabbit hole and I did cringing over
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  coffee over him for like a year and I only really did like three
• 2:34:17
  or four episodes and then the documentary but he kept melting
• 2:34:22
  down and rebuild a new channel in a new Twitter and like a hole
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  in them. Song including him and so did I
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  not interview you for the documentary to get as many
• 2:34:42
  people on record saying like and everybody said the same thing in
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  the documentary. That's the funny part.
• 2:34:47
  But yeah, he's done some stupid shit, but he's not a bad guy
• 2:34:51
  just got to shit together and realize like he shouldn't get so
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  angry. He'd be fine.
• 2:34:57
  And in his response to that was to get really fucking angry at
• 2:35:01
  them and that was long before the documentary.
• 2:35:03
  They would tell him Johnny just calm down and like yeah, I
• 2:35:13
  really wish you hadn't done that and then my friend I messed up
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  man. I met so many cool people and
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  I've had the chance to have conversations with people
• 2:35:32
  through that. So it's it's so weird.
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  I kind of replaced Johnny fox in his Circle and it just kind of
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  carried on and I became one of the crew I'm not even kidding.
• 2:35:43
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  Discovery server. What?
• 2:35:55
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• 2:36:02
  my podcast because he was promoting like his books as this
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  and a half way three goes on the stand about this time about this
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  about this Cyberbully. It wasn't Maria snacks and
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  brother went on like a hissy fit on Sam out of nowhere cuz he
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  damn had no idea who this person was at all and so Sam when he
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  came across me cuz my brother just kind of took my old
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  internet handle and thought that we'd like he thought the
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  internet was involved that years ago and I asked him about your
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  the name. You said I'm fucking with my
• 2:36:51
  brother the night. I met him.
• 2:36:53
  I asked about his name and he said I'm fucking fucked Rucker.
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  15/16 whatever but he didn't like it because my abrasiveness
• 2:37:05
  has gotten people but like he didn't really like but they
• 2:37:09
  thought he was me and they were not nice to him.
• 2:37:12
  And I told him that I was like, yeah, I got some fucking shit
• 2:37:16
  because I speak is like actively argued with like out right and
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  not see guys like in public places for years.
• 2:37:25
  And I take no shame in that Lake.
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  I know you'll say platforming them, but it was never my
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  platform and some of them and stuff like Chris Cantwell came
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  after me. Remind me to look up cuz he say
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  he was all right, and it and it when you say the all right, one
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  of the names that comes to mind that I haven't thought of in a
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  long time as James also had him as a guest before he was all
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  right or whatever that too. That's the only episode I will
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  admit to it like deleting of the show because because well
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  because okay, so when I end it all.
• 2:38:13
  He was like he was just like a normal when he was just a normal
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  and then basically like I was like I was I was so in college
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  and then when the whole when Charlottesville came on like I
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  had people like advise me like hey you acting up wanted delete
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  this because we know that There's nothing bad.
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  Like if someone in your college sees that they might they might
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  they might make an unfair like I got worse than that because I
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  had a dash interview with a night.
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  I stand by it all okay because I argue with these there's a
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  famous one that's still up somewhere Darbar he would report
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  podcast there and they were fascists.
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  He's associated with him anymore.
• 2:39:13
  But he wanted to argue for and he was talking about fascism is
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  Waco. The state needs a dad that that
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  will this benevolent creature and like he went off for a while
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  and all I said is he? Well, yeah, but even if your
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  guys perfect he's going to die and then new Dad shows up and
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  sometimes do Dad's a drunk. You know this one with a second
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  pharaoh. Right.
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  It's a yeah, but Evelyn's father necessarily translate to success
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  forever and like I own him so bad.
• 2:39:48
  He shut down his little Nazi podcast and he hasn't really
• 2:39:51
  talked to me much ever since then which is a shame cuz like I
• 2:39:54
  personally hung out with this guy.
• 2:39:56
  I don't know if he has like a problem with me, but he
• 2:39:59
  certainly didn't let you shut his podcast on for years.
• 2:40:01
  He just came back for what I haven't talked to him.
• 2:40:05
  You have other personal friends, but here's the thing is I was
• 2:40:09
  willing to entertain debate and argument and listen to like
• 2:40:11
  really edgy opinions. I don't I'm not bothered by
• 2:40:14
  that. I'm like a 90s internet guy, but
• 2:40:17
  like they got real serious about this shit and I'm like bro.
• 2:40:20
  We live in like an area where you can't hate Jews really
• 2:40:24
  that's stupid thing to do here. is like that the Jews going to
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  be the guy that fixes you up when you go hospital bro, or the
• 2:40:34
  What was actually I got a buddy? That's the only thing about Jews
• 2:40:39
  that people don't get is like for every fucking like
• 2:40:42
  billionaire do people want to talk about there's a lot like
• 2:40:45
  middle and working-class who's the two and if you act like
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  they're all in on some evil conspiracy.
• 2:40:51
  You must be retarded. I just go ahead and wait until
• 2:40:56
  you see at on Tuesdays. It's only hold the dog rallies,
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  whatever you decide whether or not you're going to be alive
• 2:41:06
  next week. Anyway, here's the other thing.
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  It's deep sky is like what I believe that kind of shit if you
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  but the problem for them. Okay, I've hung around enough
• 2:41:24
  Nazis. I'm talking in real life.
• 2:41:27
  I've been right in the fucking think of some of them.
• 2:41:29
  Okay enough. They all their jokes.
• 2:41:36
  Are Jewish jokes they stole them from Jewish comedian.
• 2:41:40
  I'm telling you tell better jokes than a bit of an old one
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  for me personally, but I think he's been telling jokes for
• 2:41:57
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  whole copper wire thinks everybody knows how or why I was
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  surgery getting clothes-lined by Yeah, she's yours aren't even
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  that creative. And actually there's a famous
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  movie moment where he kept will I had lost him and that's why I
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  reconsider hanging out with certain people or even talkin to
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  them. He went on the show and I was on
• 2:42:31
  with him and the guy said that like a Jew had written an
• 2:42:34
  article and this guy was at this point starting to be serious
• 2:42:38
  about that. He transitioned from 4chan memes
• 2:42:40
  to like I don't like talking about it off air and it's not
• 2:42:45
  just jokes and he made a video game full of like Hitler stuff.
• 2:42:48
  He's really crazy and it is it was funny to me as the as the
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  Hamas video game on Steam but it's not even take the time to
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  look like that one is not good at all.
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  I got the way it as he was building it and I was like Yeah
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  because it was like he was trying to recreate that.
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  Quality Inn Did you made it in everything but like?
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  was like Borderlands with Minecraft, but worse than both
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  respects and just like yours on houses of.
• 2:43:36
  That you can buy it somewhere and it just became way too much
• 2:43:41
  for me and I have a high tolerance for that shit.
• 2:43:44
  I'm not a white supremacist in any way shape or form and I've
• 2:43:47
  always argued against a lot of their stuff but also like like I
• 2:43:52
  am a firm believer in like listening to people to try and
• 2:43:56
  get at the root of like what's wrong, you know and like them
• 2:43:59
  included. Like how did they get there?
• 2:44:01
  It's kind of important. So his moment when he quit and
• 2:44:13
  he's he's not ashamed of this was the guy was doing a joke
• 2:44:17
  about how the article that his djuro he didn't like what was in
• 2:44:20
  it, and then there was a typo in it and he was like, Yeah bad
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  writing typical Jew and smoothie just fucking snap in he was like
• 2:44:30
  that's not even consistent with your own fucking stupid line of
• 2:44:35
  logic of why they're bad stupid and he left.
• 2:44:39
  Because he was right if your if your narrative is the Jews are
• 2:44:43
  so masterful at manipulation that they run all media.
• 2:44:48
  But also they're really bad at writing doesn't make any sense.
• 2:44:52
  And anyway, so why you understand because I am sorry to
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  draw I am sorry to interrupt in a man.
• 2:45:09
  But remember his best for you can't even remember his own
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  stereotype, right? It's unfortunate and smoothie
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  was just like I've had enough that's the stupidest thing.
• 2:45:19
  I think I've ever heard. Let me tell you something like
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  being a Nazi is like gay Just to let you know, like that's the
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  gayest thing you could be actually is left in the podcast.
• 2:45:38
  When that picture came up what popped into my head immediately
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  it was Jim Carrey in the fucking mask Scream and smoke in it and
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  they're going to go see how one job and she blew it and then he
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  smoked the remains ghast look on her face at me right now.
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  I have one job and I blew it. Like I can see listening to this
• 2:46:14
  and not seeing what we're seeing causing problems in a
• 2:46:17
  relationship. Oh, I get dirty looks all the
• 2:46:23
  time. It's fine.
• 2:46:24
  I'm pretty sure that I'll know the point that I've crossed the
• 2:46:32
  line. But like that by then it'll be
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  too late as it's in the same thing as this little bit.
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  Somewhere out there in the world exists the worst doctor and
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  tomorrow's somebody has an appointment with him.
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  Somewhere. Yeah, someone somewhere right
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  now is fucking there trying to get that pussy smoke going
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  through they have the thrust per minute to achieve that
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  high-level mascasa tea. Only them and God will know my
• 2:47:11
  friend and if God forbid this should ever happen to come on in
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  the background with some ambitious young gentleman.
• 2:47:20
  Who's going for the gold any here is exactly what kind of
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  performance he is required of and it finds out that he is not
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  up for he is not up to Snuff that night.
• 2:47:30
  He knows it how that is going to cause some of the Fall Is this
• 2:47:37
  going to look down her eyes and say I'm sorry, darling?
• 2:47:41
  I just don't have 60 Minutes of me at this speed.
• 2:47:47
  That's why I'm done in bedrooms minutes.
• 2:47:56
  Nevermind. I'm finished and I guess I'll
• 2:48:04
  just shut up now then what else you got?
• 2:48:11
  This is just been a well. I need another Dennis Ryan's
• 2:48:17
  educational episode well, and it won't go through the entire
• 2:48:22
  formula on how to achieve pussy smoke with a side of published
• 2:48:29
  scientist, right? And then also talked about a guy
• 2:48:34
  fisting a guy. On the senate floor and also the
• 2:48:46
  fact that you know, Colorado what God I love the holidays and
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  it also the fact that you know, Colorado removed him from the
• 2:48:56
  ballot. It doesn't really matter at all
• 2:48:58
  in the grand Colorado Supreme Court.
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  Well, I mean the governor is gay Merry Christmas ladies and
• 2:49:09
  gentlemen. The governor of Colorado is gay
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  Max. So obviously there's a lot of
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  pain thing in the in the car. Was it the black guy there with
• 2:49:34
  crack fucking some prostitute dude.
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  the DeSantis SOB. Yes.
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  I would like to take this moment to remind there that if it does
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  this competition, he bested so heartily as the crack smoking
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  Jay prostitution guy. Once again, I'd like to I'd like
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  to remind The Descendants doomeris if Trump had it and
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  Doris DeSantis at first time the Santas would have lost to that
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  guy. the game totally magical fairy boots That's my Christmas
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  Story. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Yeah. Yeah on zits Waters.
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  So they're trying to find my game on Steam and that's
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  graveyard that they had. So you had a good time is not is
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  not made yet. And now I gave myself before the
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  year 3000 so you might be waiting a little bit.
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  Yeah Yeah by Rihanna particle son when I was when I was in
• 2:51:16
  high school sounds like a project kind of deal, you know
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  basic you have a repulsive and attractive yields the yellow
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  swarm behavior and get something so they kind of group up
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  together and get little orbit gravity fucking shit is my jam
• 2:51:38
  usually morning to the steam API, so with the small amount of
• 2:51:47
  time that I had available to me to so kind of trying to Cobble
• 2:51:51
  that into a thing before I had to go on to grad school projects
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  I haven't had time to go back. It's like I wrote it in vb.net
• 2:52:04
  at the time that I was freaking it out.
• 2:52:05
  Then have a C+ plus API they have in Syria.
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  Net rapper for it, but I still had to write in c-sharp because
• 2:52:13
  of whatever process to you. So I had to rering Dakota
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  anyway, so fuck that right now as they see what I said at the
• 2:52:20
  time. I've been in the description
• 2:52:23
  with your brother helping me out actually.
• 2:52:24
  So the fact that it required in the in the system requirements
• 2:52:28
  of Beowulf Buster was his doing well looking like Unity stuff
• 2:52:38
  and learned a little bit of C sharp, but I've never took it
• 2:52:41
  serious. I just enjoy the medium of
• 2:52:44
  games. So it was Green Light by the
• 2:52:47
  way, but it was as they were closing Greenlight as a thing on
• 2:52:51
  Steam right now, cuz it's just like a hundred bucks in your on
• 2:52:55
  right if we are preparing for that.
• 2:52:56
  So I was in the last batch to get Greenwood and I think they
• 2:53:00
  basically just said fuck it and they just scream at everyone
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  because there's no fucking way with the feedback.
• 2:53:05
  I was getting cuz I treated as a joke if you were upset and I
• 2:53:09
  thought I'd marked as far as free to play cuz that's what I
• 2:53:11
  intended was just released a free and there's like you expect
• 2:53:14
  people to pay for this is like wait what sorry that's the idea
• 2:53:20
  is free to play it. Greenwood.
• 2:53:23
  I went through all that like the license shit in the background
• 2:53:26
  then found out about the whole API thing is annoying and so I
• 2:53:29
  haven't actually done it yet cuz I don't have time yet and
• 2:53:33
  eventually will happen and then I already have the whole but the
• 2:53:36
  whole thing where you put it up there like all that's already
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  done. So I thought I would like the
• 2:53:48
  idea of green light, but they were right in cancer.
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  There is a lot of its scale locomotive.
• 2:54:04
  Like their filters have gotten really good on Steam, I think.
• 2:54:08
  So it's it's it's part of it is a scaling issue and that the for
• 2:54:14
  a while it was the right scale because you know users to go
• 2:54:17
  through and there was enough users and enough in a reasonable
• 2:54:19
  amount to parse. Do I like this do I not like
• 2:54:23
  this and let's tools like Unity unreal available as easily to as
• 2:54:28
  many people. Yeah, then there was an
• 2:54:33
  explosion of bullshit a bunch of nonsense of the same risky crap
• 2:54:45
  over and over again. So at least the depth of the
• 2:54:49
  genre is hot parody game was way too low and the crap line was
• 2:54:57
  way too high for the distributed nature of Love crowd filtering.
• 2:55:02
  So there's no but too many games not enough people to filter
• 2:55:06
  through and say which ones are good or bad.
• 2:55:08
  And then they said Okay, a hundred bucks that is and we'll
• 2:55:13
  see how that like if that lowers out the line of crap in it kind
• 2:55:16
  of work that in combination with them introducing like really
• 2:55:24
  intricate filters for me personally.
• 2:55:25
  I use the filter filter anime, you know, why don't like pouring
• 2:55:29
  games. So sue me, if you filter anime.
• 2:55:32
  You never see boring games cuz yeah, that's that's how it is.
• 2:55:38
  I don't like fucking anime. So it doesn't bother me to just
• 2:55:42
  cancel am not going to play an anime game.
• 2:55:44
  So I can afford I know but enough anime is pouring that my
• 2:55:52
  filter prevents horn if I just checked know anime.
• 2:55:57
  You just like that smart like yeah, I don't even mind jab shit
• 2:56:04
  like give me some old Samurai flexor like some like American
• 2:56:10
  anime. The multi Jewish it's hilarious,
• 2:56:24
  man. And somebody good.
• 2:56:26
  So I hope that answered Morpheus is question.
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  I didn't I was I was trying to figure out how to type out an
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  answer that is reasonable on on Twitter and figured I saw his
• 2:56:37
  name in the live chat. I may as well just go ahead and
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  interrupt a conversation better too, but that's seems to be
• 2:56:48
  impossible as long as long as I'm friends with people like
• 2:56:52
  damn and morsy is Well, I be in your pond dirty pervs shot
• 2:56:58
  fucking aew girl things that they're always read you Sam Sam.
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  Do we put you on the hot boy did you or did you not repeat over
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  and over again the process of the who would you ship me with
• 2:57:16
  thing until you got sky blue and then you stopped know I updated
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  it. I I got I got one of those
• 2:57:29
  passions. Yeah, I saw that but do you use
• 2:57:35
  the last one you posted chronologically with sky blue
• 2:57:38
  and I said, you said all you guys are going to bust my balls
• 2:57:41
  at my wedding, right? And what did I say?
• 2:57:44
  I said, I'm going to bust your balls for hitting the button
• 2:57:47
  until you've got the one you wanted it was.
• 2:57:52
  And Sam push the button like three or four times until it
• 2:57:55
  came up there age of the mistake that he's got a crush on.
• 2:57:58
  My wife said my wife is an impartial judge says that's
• 2:58:05
  cheating Sam. When you got caught a logically
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  was it Kim? No first one I got was Sydney
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  Sweeney actually, who by the way, I do.
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  All right. I don't know who that is at all.
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  Okay Craig, who would you gay ships and with I don't think I
• 2:58:38
  have the mental capacity to fully imagine that scenario.
• 2:58:42
  I'm thinking about it here. I know that's a lot.
• 2:58:44
  That's a long way of saying no you Matt Damon were out there
• 2:58:54
  some photoshop together Sam and Matt Damon, like eating ice
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  cream guy who got ass fucked in the Senate at least, you know,
• 2:59:08
  he puts out. There you go.
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  You could do that one. That one might be easier to find
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  that video right and like you put Sam's face over the fifth
• 2:59:23
  guy. What do you want to be whole.
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  Do you want to be the Pfister or the 50?
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  There's one answer this I think Mister would be better Fair.
• 2:59:38
  Sam's wash your hands you can't wash your soul.
• 2:59:42
  True you cannot just pretend you're a Midwestern mechanic.
• 2:59:51
  I mean when they call it fisting for reason, right?
• 2:59:57
  That means getting the whole thing in there done it.
• 3:00:02
  Is there any waves that usually up to the wrist?
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  Okay, thanks from the referee any of the Democrats could do it
• 3:00:16
  for elections? Why can't I have Bill Clinton
• 3:00:20
  can smoke the oven? I brought that up originally
• 3:00:30
  because like kids don't know like that that's like public
• 3:00:33
  record act what happened fucking looks kind of like a bar and
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  then he smokes the whole thing. I know.
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  How fucking gross that is. It's also like bacteria right is
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  that that has to be what it was? Am I right side in Spanish?
• 3:01:04
  Well, yeah it look if you got a solid sourdough and you don't
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  have fish and chips is the thing is like when it comes to leg
• 3:01:19
  put-downs women are like just the most vicious right?
• 3:01:22
  She went right for the throat with well, she went right for
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  the badge with fish. Well, well, that's what that's
• 3:01:29
  what everybody see Monica Lewinsky cuz it's probably true
• 3:01:37
  as well as didn't she try to like make a comeback recently.
• 3:01:43
  I'm pretty sure she did Dick did Jenna Jameson need to do a
• 3:01:54
  comeback to well, she can I get dry ice famous dicks.
• 3:02:01
  Public record. It's a matter of public record
• 3:02:05
  that JFK was was hanging around with the floozies at the time 2.
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  That's the thing being part of like a man from broad.
• 3:02:21
  He was banging in Massachusetts long before he got the fucking
• 3:02:24
  Washington and then he was the famous young hip guy.
• 3:02:28
  He was like his fucking what's-her-face the basically
• 3:02:37
  she had to accept it was an open relationship.
• 3:02:39
  Can he want them to be faithful? Do you want to be first lady?
• 3:02:42
  He's going to be banging Marilyn Monroe fuck you.
• 3:02:45
  So, this is Lenny Dykstra. Required internet lore for all
• 3:02:56
  of the the Newbie children out there that need to be taught the
• 3:03:00
  ways if you don't know what the most offensive videos is. then
• 3:03:05
  then you need to know because you'll be desensitized to to all
• 3:03:11
  the bullshit that people cry about when it comes to
• 3:03:14
  insensitive comedy Emily that they don't get it and it's very
• 3:03:18
  annoying in very sad for the people that they aren't and then
• 3:03:21
  you speak for them. This is just better.
• 3:03:24
  So one of them is called the Great Dolemite Charlie Brown as
• 3:03:28
  a part of that is a part of that a lot of the other it's talking
• 3:03:35
  about him sucking his way to the top.
• 3:03:42
  Mikeska's Dolomite a low budget like films like that that used
• 3:03:52
  to be like organic Black Culture people look at him as corny now,
• 3:03:56
  right they call him blaxploitation, but that's just
• 3:03:59
  actually good in my craw and like from the art like Dolomite
• 3:04:03
  the fun if you're if you ain't want to do a Mite you missed out
• 3:04:08
  cuz that dude was a fucking Legend.
• 3:04:10
  So I went ahead and mirrored their videos on the Odyssey in a
• 3:04:14
  full credits them their fix the website still exist.
• 3:04:17
  They are like 2014 or 2016 or whatever.
• 3:04:24
  It came out when I was like in high school.
• 3:04:27
  This fucking great but here are a few guys.
• 3:04:30
  I'll throw it in the chat to buy the mirrors on Odyssey put up
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  there. Sorry, if that's something new
• 3:04:38
  ever comes out. I'll ever notice it all thrown
• 3:04:41
  there too. But I would go to their website
• 3:04:42
  first, but this all had to be downloaded like through what the
• 3:04:49
  hell is that? It's not not Vimeo but had to go
• 3:04:52
  through download mirror to get the actual file like they link
• 3:04:55
  them and I think I copied their descriptors verbatim so you can
• 3:04:59
  get them yourself. Why was it called?
• 3:05:04
  MediaFire that was it I had to go to like the meteor file links
• 3:05:07
  to get the videos cuz like they get banned this this shit used
• 3:05:11
  to get band constantly. Sam bring up that cliff.
• 3:05:20
  I wish I could cuz I already had it up just to illustrate
• 3:05:23
  Dolomite. And also if you haven't likely
• 3:05:32
  without any like I hate kissing people's ass and I don't but
• 3:05:36
  like I actually had to your podcast and it's one of the one
• 3:05:39
  of the only ones I listen. I listen to you guys are not
• 3:05:42
  awful. That's it.
• 3:05:43
  And I know everybody else board meeting.
• 3:05:46
  So if that's the best endorsement I can give is that I
• 3:05:51
  listen to appreciate it out of my way.
• 3:05:53
  Even though they don't have a large audience of this
• 3:05:56
  conversations are really interesting and you don't hear a
• 3:05:59
  lot of interesting conversations anymore and it's completely free
• 3:06:03
  and why not? the fake Untitled podcast Okay,
• 3:06:12
  I Really Great Name by the way. 100% credit to Evan for that
• 3:06:19
  name that's entirely his own brand for him to this.
• 3:06:28
  We should start multi-streaming the show to Odyssey again in
• 3:06:35
  2024. And it blurry she's in that Lake
• 3:06:42
  sector and that's kind of why I love it as like It should stay
• 3:06:47
  that it should focus on that. So it's a magic words are too
• 3:06:53
  but like I find a lot of the best yet.
• 3:06:54
  I find on Odyssey is like science-based.
• 3:06:57
  So so like some of the science YouTubers that I followed for
• 3:07:02
  forever a couple even interactive Asian are finding
• 3:07:08
  their way over to Odyssey like reins on Odyssey know what the
• 3:07:11
  big one for me was Scott Manley. I know maybe that flick kind of
• 3:07:15
  means to a lot of people but I played a lot of Kerbal and like
• 3:07:21
  not only did he teach me to play Kerbal but like in a fun way, I
• 3:07:25
  learned a lot about the physics of it to you know, cuz you have
• 3:07:28
  to play Kerbal kerbals actually pretty realistic in its own way.
• 3:07:32
  It is rather fucking Ramadan Charlie Brown.
• 3:07:41
  Yep. Okay.
• 3:07:44
  This shit will get you banned off of YouTube though.
• 3:07:48
  Like why is Jagged Little pimps up hoes down motherfuker.
• 3:07:58
  You got to hit them slap a booger bears and make Bank
• 3:08:01
  business. You want to give all this up
• 3:08:08
  8-track stereos color TV in every room and no the holes you
• 3:08:14
  could tap in the day. I'm converting to Islam.
• 3:08:30
  Yeah, when the internet was on sex.
• 3:08:48
  Because I didn't find any of the any of those like to outright.
• 3:08:52
  What's this? What's this was normal humor
• 3:08:58
  back in 2000 2500 6. Yeah.
• 3:09:08
  I wish I was I was in Middle School.
• 3:09:11
  Yeah, we I'm going to use my pass here and just say the
• 3:09:15
  problem is newfags. That's my one that's my one and
• 3:09:20
  I feel it's in contacts right by the way.
• 3:09:26
  I don't think anybody really cares but I've been trying to
• 3:09:29
  say the F slur on are as a conscious effort to not because
• 3:09:34
  rumbles been good to us. And I think that they might you
• 3:09:37
  know one day have a problem with things like that.
• 3:09:39
  So I try and personally not there but I think it's in this
• 3:09:43
  case that it means the new people to the Internet.
• 3:09:45
  It's like old-school. I'll say school right now before
• 3:09:50
  the before new Saigon oldfag when fortunes first came out of
• 3:09:55
  the thing in a circuit 2004 been on in the 90s we came in we were
• 3:10:02
  Old Guard and then then they had oldfag was like, okay, that's
• 3:10:08
  still not the old guard. Yeah, BME Pain Olympics was a
• 3:10:16
  common thing back then. Yeah, it's like shocking people
• 3:10:19
  with a guy. The internet used to be like the
• 3:10:30
  hardest place to fucking get accustomed to everybody.
• 3:10:35
  So come Tuesday on the eyes is because everybody comfortable on
• 3:10:43
  the internet they did these people get so comfortable on the
• 3:10:45
  internet. They forget it's a public place.
• 3:10:47
  I often like when I was fucking with that Dave Grady guy, I've
• 3:10:51
  been going over some of that shit cuz it's hilarious when he
• 3:10:54
  threatened to beat me up. I specifically told him that
• 3:10:56
  wake Dave the internet is not it's not private.
• 3:11:00
  It's a public place you're posting in public so I can see
• 3:11:04
  it and I comment on it because it's insane what you're putting
• 3:11:09
  in public. It's not a hard, and I don't
• 3:11:14
  like I'm not mean to do that. That's the thing.
• 3:11:16
  I guess I try to be nice today. That's but I document it in the
• 3:11:21
  problem is is when your Dave you don't want somebody documenting
• 3:11:25
  you yelling the n-word out of bull horn at your neighbor's
• 3:11:28
  right, but like What am I supposed to do?
• 3:11:34
  But laugh at that you see I want to know what the functional
• 3:11:39
  differences in his mind between him doing that and the people
• 3:11:42
  who made this because I bet you it's screwed up.
• 3:11:46
  Whatever that wiring is is probably cross out.
• 3:11:48
  It's my theory on Dave Dave's old trolls and I was listening
• 3:11:58
  to the old footage cuz I wanted to get the clip of Dave saying
• 3:12:01
  he's going to beat me with a baseball bat cuz it's hilarious
• 3:12:03
  but his old trolls were telling they even say I am the foremost
• 3:12:07
  internet day Eve historian because I put together cuz even
• 3:12:12
  has been a Locale since before the internet and I know that
• 3:12:15
  sounds insane, but it's true. He was locally on the CB radio
• 3:12:21
  he would like try and intimidate puppies.
• 3:12:24
  And then Fall Into Me Brantley triangulate you all the way back
• 3:12:30
  then just fine. Yeah, he was stupid.
• 3:12:36
  So my theory as the foremost Nev ologist we studied him for years
• 3:12:42
  in the wild is that he stopped maturing at the age of 13 and he
• 3:12:48
  and he's on some form of disability for it and he lives
• 3:12:53
  in public housing and puts up these videos and I just find
• 3:12:56
  this man hilarious even his self over and over again, and he's so
• 3:13:03
  insistent on things and he's so animated Dave Grady and the fact
• 3:13:10
  that he wants to beat me up so much though, don't you remember
• 3:13:14
  do you remember this the first time you got?
• 3:13:19
  Properly punched in the face and you took a seat like you got you
• 3:13:25
  got your ass kicked number the first time you actually got that
• 3:13:28
  ever happened. I remember not only the first I
• 3:13:32
  have to do some right I have to wonder did they ever go through
• 3:13:40
  that experience? Yes.
• 3:13:43
  But just in case cuz his dad is actually a successful lawyer but
• 3:13:52
  like there was always something wrong with basically both his
• 3:13:55
  kids. They both have schizophrenia.
• 3:13:56
  Dave has a brother who killed his brother is just as crazy.
• 3:14:00
  But so Dave claimed to like Dave Laura.
• 3:14:04
  I'm going to give you the short of it because it's crazy Dave's
• 3:14:07
  claim to fame is actually calling into Lake taught any
• 3:14:09
  talk radio with Colin and you can find Dave calling in with
• 3:14:13
  his retarded Shenanigans to light Howard Stern Opie and
• 3:14:18
  Anthony and then like as he started getting banned also
• 3:14:22
  burned of YouTube. And so there is two different
• 3:14:26
  audiences for Dave because the the talk radio people didn't
• 3:14:31
  know about is you two people and is YouTube people actually some
• 3:14:35
  of them started following him from like he would make crazy
• 3:14:37
  Rance on fucking Craigslist about stuff and then somebody
• 3:14:42
  called him a pet. And there's this famous video.
• 3:14:45
  It's is what brought my days to my attention years and years ago
• 3:14:48
  from hearing him on top radio say like you would say like you
• 3:14:53
  would say like there's this girl in my building and she's really
• 3:14:56
  hot and I like her but she tells me to go away and she says I'm
• 3:15:00
  creeping I'm standing outside of her door right now, and I'm
• 3:15:03
  going to leave a note. And these poor talk hosts are
• 3:15:08
  trying to talk to him. Like he's a reasonable person.
• 3:15:10
  But like I said Dave has like some form.
• 3:15:12
  I don't know specifically but he has some form of schizophrenia
• 3:15:14
  takes medication for it and I can tell when he's off of it cuz
• 3:15:18
  he does stupid shit. Right?
• 3:15:21
  What all you can do is what but I find the the watch fascinating
• 3:15:25
  when he said tell him that Dave here's a way that you could do
• 3:15:30
  things better and he's like, I can't do it that he always has
• 3:15:33
  an excuse for everything. He's the greatest guy ever
• 3:15:37
  because he's so but he's not a harm to anybody as long as he's
• 3:15:41
  on his medication. That's what I basically do now
• 3:15:44
  is that I'm kind of like his if I show up and I tell him to take
• 3:15:48
  his medication, it's usually works a lot like Yeah, well we
• 3:15:59
  tried to show me a ohmygod. We had the best idea ever.
• 3:16:02
  Okay first was t-shirts. I said will run your whole store
• 3:16:07
  Dave. It's easy.
• 3:16:08
  We'll just put you put a link in your description and we will set
• 3:16:13
  up an account to get you your money.
• 3:16:15
  And then his demand was that we had to do it in cash and send it
• 3:16:19
  to his PO Box by mail. And I was like Dave.
• 3:16:23
  Otherwise, I'll just give you a PayPal and he's like no, I'm old
• 3:16:28
  school. And so I was like fine.
• 3:16:30
  I'll handle that even taking the fees and everything that is in
• 3:16:34
  an envelope to Dave just put the description and he just never
• 3:16:38
  did the other one was we were going to pay him several and I
• 3:16:41
  still stand by this one. By the way, we're going to have
• 3:16:43
  several hundred dollars to do a podcast with shmuli which I
• 3:16:47
  still think would be funny. But at the time it was even
• 3:16:50
  funnier because it was young 18 year old virgin nerdy smoothly.
• 3:16:56
  And so the idea was to have him and Dave with completely inept
• 3:17:01
  with women and has the Tendencies of stalker and he's
• 3:17:04
  like accused accused he went to jail because he said to his food
• 3:17:09
  stamp worker that because his food stamps went down he went on
• 3:17:12
  Twitter and told her he was going to rape her.
• 3:17:16
  Because you got a problem. And then there was a time we
• 3:17:21
  sent him a big black dildo. I didn't send it to him but one
• 3:17:24
  of my friends and he'll do for birthdays to descend.
• 3:17:35
  The the largest one you can find.
• 3:17:37
  It's great because he famously thinks he's cool for wearing
• 3:17:40
  sunglasses all the time, but it's cuz his eyes are all fucked
• 3:17:43
  up and he did the video opening them.
• 3:17:46
  He took his fucking Shades off and looked at the camera and did
• 3:17:50
  a double and then he said he wasn't going to show it on
• 3:17:52
  camera. So I showed the package the guy
• 3:17:54
  I bought and it was like the it's a big black 8 in rubber
• 3:17:59
  suction cup with balls dildo and then two years later you could
• 3:18:08
  see in the video standing up on the suction cup right next to
• 3:18:11
  his fan. He said he threw it out, but I
• 3:18:13
  swear to God Dave still has the big black dildo that we sent him
• 3:18:18
  as a prank and also, Is it was Ian Freeman the host former host
• 3:18:23
  of free talk live is now famously in prison because
• 3:18:26
  running a b j a m a Bitcoin scam money laundering thing basically
• 3:18:33
  submerged basically just stole his wearing glasses Sunglasses.
• 3:18:41
  This is the thing Dave has so much lower behind and that's
• 3:18:47
  what makes him funny. I got no, but no, but that's
• 3:18:49
  what I'm saying. Like Sam you will be a big fan
• 3:18:53
  of this idea and I don't know why I did and I still want to do
• 3:18:56
  it. Maybe we could do it without
• 3:18:58
  him, but I wanted to do a Friars Club style roast of Dave Grady
• 3:19:04
  as a charity to raise money to get Dave Moore video equipment
• 3:19:10
  so he can make better videos. And we would all wear suit.
• 3:19:15
  Yeah, and we would write jokes about Dave and then Dave gets
• 3:19:19
  the last word to say whatever he wants about all of us.
• 3:19:23
  Don't you think that that would be great comedy to do a low cal
• 3:19:26
  roast like somewhere better. I think that part.
• 3:19:37
  Like that and that would be my guts and in his threatened to
• 3:19:44
  kick my ass on many. He actually had advertised he
• 3:19:48
  was going to do is ask kicking summer tour.
• 3:19:52
  This was last summer where he was going to go beat me up.
• 3:19:55
  This guy who makes fun of them called ticker wood who's like
• 3:19:58
  his friend also Gary and Indiana in his all-time evilest rival
• 3:20:04
  even more so than me and you was going to drive around the
• 3:20:11
  country beating us all up in a big tour Dave ass-kicking summer
• 3:20:16
  took spoiler. He didn't do any of that.
• 3:20:18
  Yes. We went back to begging for $6 a
• 3:20:28
  month to pay his rent. I have a trailer for like we
• 3:20:35
  made like a cinematic Marvel Cinematic Universe style trailer
• 3:20:39
  about Dave, but the problem is I can't keep it on YouTube because
• 3:20:42
  a bee is The Avengers trailer music in which form it in BG
• 3:20:48
  says the n-word like 4 or time but like my Artistic integrity
• 3:20:52
  says that I shouldn't cut it and it should just not put it on
• 3:20:56
  YouTube. Maybe I should put it on like
• 3:20:58
  one of these other sites. Dave Grady Universe trailer and
• 3:21:03
  it's a longtime friend of mine Iron Man just came to me one day
• 3:21:10
  with a script that he wrote and voice-acted sounding just like
• 3:21:15
  the Marvel guy about one a day Brady's videos where he started
• 3:21:19
  begging for $6 a month because they raised his rent and he's
• 3:21:23
  like $6 or $42 for the next seven months and they repeat
• 3:21:29
  themselves like six hundred times in a video.
• 3:21:31
  So I edited clips of him saying all kinds of wild schitt and
• 3:21:35
  then put it to the Marvel movie with Iron Man narrating it like
• 3:21:39
  the movie the Marvel narrator guy and it's but I had to leave
• 3:21:44
  the fucking Edward bitten because it's like the first
• 3:21:47
  thing he says, it's like dramatic pauses and Dave says
• 3:21:51
  everybody knows. I hate.
• 3:21:55
  I like I can't take it out. You know what?
• 3:21:57
  I mean? It's like I put it in there so
• 3:22:00
  funny. Yeah, because that's Dave Dave
• 3:22:03
  has a hat. There's a picture that I can't
• 3:22:05
  show anywhere. If you want to join my gilded
• 3:22:09
  it's in the Dave Grady channel on my gilded but he has an in
• 3:22:20
  letters. He taped a big white piece of
• 3:22:23
  paper to it and I hate Iain and that was his New Year's picture
• 3:22:30
  cuz his joke was everybody is wearing the new year tax and
• 3:22:34
  glasses and he's poor so he was trying to mold on them and he
• 3:22:38
  wrote that on his hat. And so I have this picture of
• 3:22:42
  Dave saying I hate ends on his hat.
• 3:22:45
  I have a question for you guys as a blue ya know what that
• 3:22:50
  means. That's the funniest part of all
• 3:22:52
  if you click on that search Lee hashtag Islam on Twitter.
• 3:22:58
  Oh God. Are you able to see anything
• 3:23:01
  because I'm not getting anything for copper latest as just funny
• 3:23:06
  to me tickling me and I truly have no phenomena here and
• 3:23:17
  that's what's happening here. Obviously, well, I mean y'all
• 3:23:25
  got some good food, so it's kind of tempting.
• 3:23:28
  Although you can be Irish and get juice Jewish food cuz like
• 3:23:32
  there's places around here that sell the action obviously King
• 3:23:40
  County, you know what I mean? So like right down the fucking
• 3:23:46
  Street. Doing all these evil jobs like
• 3:23:59
  doctor. Hold on.
• 3:24:07
  But there's a lot of beer. Is they knew eventually they're
• 3:24:20
  going to marry a doctor and have a divorce or Banker.
• 3:24:23
  I love the most evil of guise of all except the most of them are
• 3:24:26
  like middle class or upper middle class type bankers and
• 3:24:31
  I'm out. If you did not exactly in a
• 3:24:33
  position to screw too many people if you know what I mean.
• 3:24:35
  Yeah. I've also found the power of a
• 3:24:41
  credit union over a large Citibank Bank of America Lake
• 3:24:45
  many cheap people. I too have found the power of a
• 3:24:48
  Federal Credit Union over. Notoriously cheap Irish people
• 3:24:55
  also believe he and Sam is it am I racist no pain to suck with
• 3:25:18
  money did themselves. So there's like they're in a
• 3:25:29
  position where there is obviously jealousy and that's
• 3:25:32
  kind of a biasing factor in like he was like, Spell become the
• 3:25:47
  red. She fucking no mercy versus got
• 3:25:50
  this funny thing that he does. He's flattered Gaston.
• 3:25:57
  He turns into Harvey fierstein, you know that the sidekick guy
• 3:26:01
  from from the alien movie. Did you want something?
• 3:26:12
  Did you ever seen? I love all the fucking like
• 3:26:17
  former Ona era guys, like the hangers-on because they like
• 3:26:22
  they all make a living but none of them really transition to the
• 3:26:25
  internet properly cuz they're not all of the internet.
• 3:26:29
  So they're still doing the same Boomer shit to they're saying
• 3:26:32
  Boomer audience and might like dick Masterson and he should
• 3:26:35
  claim he else what I have. I've never heard of a lot of
• 3:26:41
  those people cuz I I'm more of an Internet guy.
• 3:26:48
  Yeah. That's that's the extent of his
• 3:26:52
  internet career that was even hear about any of that.
• 3:26:55
  I didn't know who Maddox really was.
• 3:26:58
  I wasn't into that side of the in and I did was be upset it.
• 3:27:07
  Yeah, yeah the best website in the universe didn't you know cuz
• 3:27:11
  nobody goes there. I'll look at it.
• 3:27:13
  I was looking at crazy people on the crazy Parts the internet cuz
• 3:27:17
  that's a fine if that I like, you know what I really like and
• 3:27:20
  that's probably what draws me to it is I like the concept of
• 3:27:23
  Outsider Art whether it's consensual or not, like in a
• 3:27:28
  sense. It's all consensual if you're
• 3:27:29
  putting it out on the internet, but like Outsider Art, obviously
• 3:27:32
  if you're not familiar with the term, I'm not saying you but
• 3:27:35
  like usually refers to people who are like mentally unwell in
• 3:27:40
  some way creating art either intentionally or
• 3:27:44
  unintentionally, but it looks yeah and my This guy dice golden
• 3:27:53
  I think Falls in that category for me on ironically like a fan
• 3:27:57
  and it's the most insane shit of this fat Mexican kid acting out
• 3:28:03
  these violent gang fantasies of a prison life, but he keeps
• 3:28:07
  track of all the characters and who plays them all and he stops
• 3:28:11
  it in between any changes costumes and it's usually like a
• 3:28:14
  fake mustache or beard or hat. But if you actually follow the
• 3:28:20
  hours of insanity of this kids content where he's constantly
• 3:28:23
  beating up the camera to stimulate a fight and doing fake
• 3:28:27
  blood and cutting limbs off. It's kind of like a reflection
• 3:28:33
  of our society. I hate to sound like pretentious
• 3:28:36
  but I but I like I can't get away from it.
• 3:28:40
  He made that he started with it was unwatchable and despite like
• 3:28:45
  how much he hated me for making fun of him.
• 3:28:47
  He took my criticisms under advisement and although he
• 3:28:51
  didn't improve the content. It was still horrible.
• 3:28:54
  He sent you a gang rapes and shit.
• 3:28:58
  He simulated raping himself. It got to the point where it was
• 3:29:04
  one of those things. You can't stop watching.
• 3:29:06
  If you start it was actually entertaining for whatever.
• 3:29:11
  It was therapy. Would I find out why he thinks
• 3:29:16
  vaping himself has something up if you put on the internet and
• 3:29:20
  be it would probably destroy the creativity of going into this to
• 3:29:24
  deal with whatever they call somebody that the first place
• 3:29:27
  and then like I said, he needed music and like he's this like
• 3:29:31
  weird Mexican kid that hangs out in like Yahoo, open chats,
• 3:29:36
  basically, right? And so I didn't know what kind
• 3:29:38
  of music he would add and he added the most insane like
• 3:29:43
  specific local death metal I've ever heard and it's actually
• 3:29:47
  pretty awesome and it gives his Like even my wife will admit
• 3:29:53
  like some advice golden shit is actually fun to watch maybe not
• 3:29:57
  for the reason he wants but I kinda fed that it should be
• 3:30:01
  there and he says all the slur and he does all the violence and
• 3:30:05
  its horrific. What it is are and I appreciate
• 3:30:10
  it. He doesn't appreciate my that's
• 3:30:13
  the thing. They never appreciate because I
• 3:30:16
  like it for different reasons than they intended.
• 3:30:21
  Well, that will got something like that.
• 3:30:24
  I've noticed those type of people they never want you to
• 3:30:27
  appreciate. There are like Johnny talks to
• 3:30:32
  me was more of a traditional low-cal but he made it personal
• 3:30:35
  but now he's just afraid of he talks about me all the time on
• 3:30:39
  his new little Channel, but it's funny cuz if you look at his
• 3:30:42
  social blade you can see got all the subscribers on one day.
• 3:30:45
  What a shock And he doesn't get views.
• 3:30:49
  I'm not going to take that away from Johnny, but I think a lot
• 3:30:52
  of those user from Facebook ads. And so I think he's paying money
• 3:30:56
  to get them and that's kind of like whatever then isn't it cuz
• 3:31:00
  he's not going to lie. It's getting like 4,000 that's
• 3:31:02
  nothing on YouTube now. An early talking about is Boogie
• 3:31:07
  and king cobra JFS some shit like the most mainstream locales
• 3:31:11
  there is but he thinks he's really funny and these people
• 3:31:14
  think he's really funny what they strike me is like, you know
• 3:31:18
  Facebook Boomers. Start school her like you even
• 3:31:24
  brought me up after he told me after I basically stopped
• 3:31:27
  dealing with him. I just remembering something or
• 3:31:30
  another he brings you up and my brother all the time as like a
• 3:31:36
  pity party shit that he does. It's easy Once he's added you to
• 3:31:48
  the list of enemies. He's always going to do that,
• 3:31:50
  right? That's his thing.
• 3:31:52
  You're my ex-girlfriend all this guy that used to mess with I'm
• 3:31:56
  the stock. I'm a stalker.
• 3:31:58
  So I get the worst one of all and also I made his sister have
• 3:32:07
  a stroke. Did you know that before I met
• 3:32:16
  him? I made his sister have a stroke.
• 3:32:20
  so I had been mutual's with cap on Waterford quite a long time
• 3:32:26
  for the whole gamergate ship. So and I never actually put
• 3:32:32
  together that he meant Kathy Gross Savant all God.
• 3:32:36
  She asks not to be. So she don't don't draw
• 3:32:47
  attention to her Twitter again is all I'm saying like she has
• 3:32:50
  to be that she wants nothing to do with him.
• 3:32:53
  She reached out to me and we talked a little bit and It
• 3:33:05
  finally clicked that he met her and which was a mind fart for me
• 3:33:11
  because I just hadn't liked ever asked him who this person was
• 3:33:15
  like on one wherever we do. I know this person.
• 3:33:19
  I just assumed it was someone he met somewhere else like holyfuck
• 3:33:23
  all the time. Like that was that was just kind
• 3:33:27
  of mind-blowing cuz he's doing that was for nothing now with
• 3:33:32
  what is her name is gone Twitter strawberry narwhal or whatever
• 3:33:37
  if you just look at his Twitter, is he your knowledge every
• 3:33:48
  minute of his day. He's always out for like the one
• 3:33:54
  he's got the creeper thing for one girl and she told me all
• 3:33:57
  about this when she heard I was doing the documentary.
• 3:34:00
  She reached out to me and was like, hey, I got all of this and
• 3:34:05
  I didn't use any of it because she was like, I don't want him
• 3:34:08
  to talk about me. So that's all I said I gave him
• 3:34:10
  that message. If you could she wanted to talk
• 3:34:13
  to him straight up seems like she's like all you want to
• 3:34:16
  expose Johnny foxy. I got the goods.
• 3:34:21
  I really wish you would have taken some things but part of
• 3:34:25
  the problem is really wanted isn't to do that.
• 3:34:28
  Right? What you wanted is to fucking
• 3:34:29
  leave me the fuck alone. He wrote about her and shaped
• 3:34:33
  weird. That's the thing.
• 3:34:35
  That was also screwing with like did you read that book by the
• 3:34:39
  way? No, he killed her.
• 3:34:42
  He killed her in the book spoiler a book about this girl
• 3:34:47
  and then he kills her in it and I am and that's what I brought
• 3:34:50
  to her attention. I was like if I did read all his
• 3:34:53
  books. I did my homework.
• 3:34:59
  Holy shit. He said it wasn't about her.
• 3:35:03
  The book was called K is away and he took it down from ever
• 3:35:06
  doing is online what he thought was his girlfriend because she
• 3:35:15
  wasn't his girlfriend and so he wrote a book about killing her
• 3:35:18
  like a fantasy. Yeah, she's married and she was
• 3:35:25
  very explicit with him from the beginning that she had no
• 3:35:28
  romantic interest in him, but that she felt nothing with
• 3:35:32
  Johnny Fox right? She felt sorry for him.
• 3:35:34
  Yep. Well yeah, that's that's his
• 3:35:39
  whole story is he gets people by they feel bad for him and I was
• 3:35:43
  going to say is his personal failings are so so
• 3:35:49
  catastrophically impact him the way they do and he spends his
• 3:35:56
  entire existence trying to pretend they don't exist and he
• 3:36:00
  fails to improve and it's one of those things like where you got
• 3:36:03
  game footage, you know snoring while he was supposedly playing.
• 3:36:08
  We still deny that to this day even though he's admitted it out
• 3:36:14
  with that came in from from the pdms or not.
• 3:36:21
  When did they came in and just like rather stood on that was
• 3:36:28
  traumatizing for him and it should have been and I finally
• 3:36:32
  have a conversation. Him to come around the point
• 3:36:37
  where we were SS Maxx photo at a point where the fucking the very
• 3:36:42
  legality of Let's Plays was like a topic right right here.
• 3:36:46
  He is. Like some people were saying to
• 3:36:49
  do a let's play without commentary like that to go see
• 3:36:53
  what it was but he's so long play for the debating at the
• 3:36:58
  time. And in those days the dmca
• 3:37:00
  validity of a long plane ride metal OPEC place because it's
• 3:37:06
  not a commentary playthrough at all.
• 3:37:08
  It's just a game and it's the whole game and he just put it on
• 3:37:12
  and he fell asleep and snoring in so he stole not only like if
• 3:37:17
  you argued that they stole the game somehow I P by doing the
• 3:37:22
  lawn play. He stole that guy's gameplay
• 3:37:25
  footage and just fell asleep and thought like nobody's ever going
• 3:37:29
  to say anything about you like You can just see it in the
• 3:37:40
  second and it should have been a knock to the head to square
• 3:37:44
  himself up and then you know your brother and I thought we
• 3:37:46
  had gotten him like to appoint when he was accepting this and
• 3:37:49
  he was going to learn from it and do something different.
• 3:37:52
  And what happens is that when he finally he goes and does
• 3:37:56
  something else and he finds a way to escape his previous
• 3:37:59
  persona. Shows up when he gets to a
• 3:38:03
  larger size 1 of the DTM fuckers will find them and it's like an
• 3:38:08
  immune reaction, or maybe I don't say anything anymore.
• 3:38:13
  I just watch it. He hasn't done anything to
• 3:38:16
  Warrant like like video. He doesn't have the capacity.
• 3:38:27
  I told you I'm a spiteful Irish motherfuker.
• 3:38:34
  I kept my word. I'll talk I watch it if he does
• 3:38:37
  something bad enough. I usually it's a screenshot like
• 3:38:40
  haha Boogie interacted with him. So he put up seven minute videos
• 3:38:45
  about it in four minutes, right? Cuz he does that shit cuz he's a
• 3:38:49
  fucking weirdo and he doesn't know he doesn't understand why
• 3:38:52
  he never gets any Groats like even if he gets like an audience
• 3:38:55
  that he has he immediately floods them with other stuff
• 3:39:00
  that they didn't come for. And that reduces his fucking
• 3:39:04
  engagement in the algorithm, right?
• 3:39:06
  And it's like basic 101, like don't flood your audience is
• 3:39:10
  there for low cash it with like audiobooks, which is what he did
• 3:39:14
  which is what he still does. Yeah, which is funny because he
• 3:39:20
  was like talking to me like that like doing marketing stuff for
• 3:39:25
  the kids books aren't very good. Like I'm and I I don't feel bad
• 3:39:30
  saying it cuz they're not right there really amateurish.
• 3:39:34
  And it in a funny way a lot of times like the fucking ripped
• 3:39:39
  arm rest is just hilarious. He's mad because I like he's mad
• 3:39:44
  at me now because I sat down into his chair with two ripped
• 3:39:49
  arm rests or whatever is so funny man.
• 3:39:51
  I do that. I didn't want to but I didn't
• 3:40:00
  expect especially after telling me that I'm not his friend and I
• 3:40:03
  haven't been I never was like that far.
• 3:40:05
  It's just kind of like well, I don't know why I spent my time
• 3:40:08
  trying to help you like that then yeah, I was a bod.
• 3:40:12
  Well Above & Beyond common courtesy well in the in the
• 3:40:15
  stabbed in the back. Kind enough to see about how I
• 3:40:23
  want to check in with us and see like maybe you were trying to
• 3:40:29
  help you out with you and I had the audio We were talking
• 3:40:35
  literally. We were joking about Ethan Ralph
• 3:40:37
  cuz I wasn't as up-to-date as some guys right and I saw you
• 3:40:41
  guys were filling me in on what a scumbag Ethan Ralph was cuz I
• 3:40:45
  bet that's not really my side of the internet and then he came
• 3:40:50
  that the friend being all his bestest friend in the world.
• 3:40:54
  Now that he met a month ago send you it was literally about Ethan
• 3:40:59
  Ralph and I had the Audio I played it on my show just to
• 3:41:03
  prove it. Right but Johnny was existence
• 3:41:05
  at all the best friends and stabbed him in the back and then
• 3:41:08
  he talks to me. It was a little dramatic thing
• 3:41:12
  and all I said is Johnny just grow the fuck up.
• 3:41:14
  He's now mad at me because my book has outsold.
• 3:41:20
  My one book has sold his Yeah. In an age where it's easy to
• 3:41:32
  self publish though. He acts like he's a big deal,
• 3:41:34
  but he's not and his books are mediocre at best and their
• 3:41:39
  amateurish through and through right disgusting childish Lake.
• 3:41:45
  Like I said, like he he rapes and murders his ex-girlfriend in
• 3:41:49
  that book. I forgot that he raped her
• 3:41:51
  first. So mine isn't self-published.
• 3:41:54
  I don't know how I check like the stats on it. scroll down
• 3:41:58
  here I hope so too. Is he he lied about like being
• 3:42:09
  published with penguin? Yeah, yeah, I called penguin cuz
• 3:42:19
  that was an absurd claim from him.
• 3:42:21
  I'm not sorry about that either. I don't think that's boxing
• 3:42:25
  either. I think he put that claim on his
• 3:42:28
  website that he had a contract with penguin in the day of now
• 3:42:31
  acquired his website. So I fucking called them and
• 3:42:35
  they referred me to their legal department.
• 3:42:39
  Play the whole fucking call. I told them I was recording it.
• 3:42:47
  They understood they wanted me to record it cuz this fucking
• 3:42:50
  psycho says he has a deal with us.
• 3:42:55
  They get that a lot is what she told me and it's actually good
• 3:42:59
  that I called and I said well, I'm just checking in cuz this
• 3:43:02
  guy says a lot of really outlandish things, you know.
• 3:43:07
  How do you check a well-appointed bias bien or
• 3:43:10
  whatever? or just by looking at this is
• 3:43:22
  not a book I expect to do well as it's got a call for papers
• 3:43:37
  for publication like this. So the the Chapters basely are
• 3:43:42
  refereed papers like their B effectively fear of you stuff,
• 3:43:46
  but it's a collection of papers on a specific Topic in this
• 3:43:51
  case. So pretty pretty It's like a
• 3:43:59
  person like me would buy this because I might be interested in
• 3:44:01
  pretty pretty and seeing how people are doing stuff like
• 3:44:04
  modeling and actually getting things to work, etc act like,
• 3:44:14
  you know people to go out and buy a New York Times Fifty
• 3:44:18
  Shades of Grey on this novel novel here would be very boring.
• 3:44:25
  Well, that's what you going to happen slowly.
• 3:44:27
  That's what's going to happen with Sam's book.
• 3:44:30
  It's a spy Thriller actually. Pretty dope and is part of a
• 3:44:35
  Trilogy. You can buy it on his shop on
• 3:44:38
  Amazon. Yeah, and so I have one more
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  topic it if everybody's up for it I was going to but I is it
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  real quick before we do that? She'll your book.
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  Yes, so you can buy us Shadows of deception new cover or on
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  Amazon. Unfortunately improved version.
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  Yes, unfortunately, I won't get here until after our Christmas
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  because that window has passed but you can do it New Year's
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  read on the shiter Christmas dinner. personally, I think so,
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  but I think it also would make a great film with like I don't
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  know just Sam Damon. Remember Sam and reality.
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  I will that's the thing is like Matt.
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  Damon has played Jason Bourne, right?
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  So I I I had to feel like I had to like, you know, get his
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  attention somehow you spell actor in the latest retelling of
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  doing that they're fucking up. Damon Damon Whitfield buddy
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  comedy, they're both cops. And the the joke is that they're
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  gay very very gay dudes birthday dude, Cameo Place Academy parody
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  gay Cameo for the meme donut operator.
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  Yeah, and Matt Damon's given to the agent not for his actually
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  need to go over what you're doing in the show.
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  Barrio she said that stance. I apologize audience.
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  Merry Christmas. Okay, one topic words are not
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  enough that is not a substance of apology.
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  I demand reparations. I guess 40acres in a mule.
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  Don't be a synagogue bitch. I do a master because it's a
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  serious thing and I have a friend that kind of none of none
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  of you would even know but like he's anonymously kind of inform
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  me of a problem. He's having that I think it's
• 3:47:43
  worth a discussion and it is kind of serious but it is a
• 3:47:48
  little uncomfortable is that he was recently he's been married a
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  couple years now and they are kind of getting serious about
• 3:47:56
  having a kid, right and they went and got tested and he found
• 3:48:01
  out that the problem is actually him and the problem is is that
• 3:48:06
  he has a low sperm count and he has low testosterone.
• 3:48:10
  And he's like a 32-year old guy. That's kind of an artist type.
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  That's why I know I'm obviously I'm a fucking guy who knows
• 3:48:19
  orders, right? He is into art.
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  He mostly keeps that to himself. He's like a working stiff, right
• 3:48:27
  and he's a nerd play, please like Dungeons & Dragons.
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  And so of course, I'm the guy he's going to come through to
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  ask if you think there's anything I do so like raise my
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  tea. Cuz like I'm like a guy get a
• 3:48:47
  red meat red meat. That's the first thing I said
• 3:48:49
  red meat red meat. Do you have to be working out
• 3:48:54
  your body has to be demanding it and remember remember he's a
• 3:48:58
  married man. So the third thing and I think
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  this is a pillar of success, especially for a married man is
• 3:49:04
  know what that means is if you're a married man, you can
• 3:49:07
  have sex right, but it's about If you're going to come you come
• 3:49:13
  and go wife's trying to impregnate and that's it.
• 3:49:23
  Trying to have a kid if you just trying to raise you fucking feet
• 3:49:26
  right in but like if it's an everything counts got a
• 3:49:37
  situation like it sounds like that's one of the things that
• 3:49:40
  counts especially a functional bases trying to have it.
• 3:49:45
  That's what I mean. If you're doing the I'm changing
• 3:49:49
  my ways thing in conjunction with that.
• 3:49:52
  It's going to raise you right cuz you been you know, I'm not I
• 3:49:57
  I didn't ask his jerk-off habits.
• 3:49:59
  I just say hey, this is Dwayne. Cuz I've been advocating the
• 3:50:03
  nofap for a long time. Actually.
• 3:50:05
  We did too. No fat challenge is a gentleman
• 3:50:08
  if you have not tried it, it's pretty simple 30-day weather you
• 3:50:11
  Single or married. It doesn't matter the 30-day no
• 3:50:14
  fap challenge. It's a test of your fucking will
• 3:50:16
  it really isn't the only person you don't even need to share the
• 3:50:19
  results. It's an honor System obviously,
• 3:50:22
  but like, can you go back one track running track it so it's
• 3:50:27
  all about PR. It's not about you know, who
• 3:50:29
  wins the race is in between specially if you're suffering
• 3:50:32
  from Low T and you really serious and he loves his wife
• 3:50:35
  Bear live together a long time ago, right?
• 3:50:41
  They've been in love for a very long time.
• 3:50:43
  They went to college and and and long-distance even stay
• 3:50:48
  together. Right and they've been through
• 3:50:51
  it all and she really wants a kid and he says he wants a kid
• 3:50:55
  and I don't know sometimes it being his friend.
• 3:50:58
  I kind of have doubts if he does he's a little immature, but
• 3:51:02
  other than that and that's what I mean.
• 3:51:03
  I think that's part of it is he's a little immature so we had
• 3:51:07
  some immature habits that we can all his men in Monterey.
• 3:51:11
  State about it. So I'm is that Your body so like
• 3:51:17
  masturbation and I just sending as an evolutionary strategy your
• 3:51:22
  pipes need cleaning, but you need to get the you need to get
• 3:51:24
  the poison out in order to have a healthy prostate.
• 3:51:27
  That's something that men should know early on is it's one of the
• 3:51:31
  reasons why I would say like pressed for an especially for a
• 3:51:34
  person who's not in a relationship for a person for a
• 3:51:37
  guy's not in a relationship. Get it out on the regular is
• 3:51:41
  fine. If it's not like every 5 bucking
• 3:51:43
  minutes, you know. that's very specifically something where you
• 3:51:54
  should not be doing that because you should be Clearing your
• 3:51:58
  pipes with her like that should be what I understand from what
• 3:52:07
  I've heard and read is that also there's a hormonal problem and I
• 3:52:11
  believe it's cortisol is produced when a man masturbates
• 3:52:15
  that causes it because it's a stress thing of your not coming
• 3:52:18
  in abroad because I logically that's what your wire to do that
• 3:52:22
  can be mitigated simply by the presence of a broad.
• 3:52:25
  So that's why I say it's easy as a married man to go on a Note 5
• 3:52:30
  and the other thing he even said the witness also helps with the
• 3:52:35
  oxytocin is the opposite. It's the cure to it that right
• 3:52:39
  you get the stress hormone by jerking off women and touching
• 3:52:45
  women produces oxytocin which counteracts that right.
• 3:52:48
  This is good for you. So you're a married man.
• 3:52:50
  I don't miss her at the advice for a single man would be
• 3:52:54
  different right? He's a married man.
• 3:52:56
  And even if his wife is kind of been complaining he doesn't fuck
• 3:53:01
  her enough and I'm like, yeah, that sounds like it's all
• 3:53:03
  related man. And that's settled then you got
• 3:53:10
  to please her man. It's not even like if he is not
• 3:53:15
  if he's clearly he's probably in the mood he has to you can't
• 3:53:21
  wait for that to come to you. Oh, no, it's been cases.
• 3:53:25
  Even if you would like it if you even if you just start talking
• 3:53:28
  it in the abstract and then move directly in towards initiation.
• 3:53:32
  You should be initiating cuz that's what she's waiting for.
• 3:53:35
  But it's going to take like a I hate to sound like new-age
• 3:53:40
  hippie, but like kind of a holistic approach to like yeah,
• 3:53:45
  and I even said maybe get it. So maybe get a manly or hobby
• 3:53:50
  than fucking rolling dice in D&D.
• 3:53:51
  I love me some things so I go outside. is is here's what
• 3:54:01
  happens when you when you stress your body and you start breaking
• 3:54:04
  down muscle your body craves muscle in the diet between those
• 3:54:10
  kind of times where you don't need like to bulk building or or
• 3:54:15
  you do like this like rather excessive aerobics should be
• 3:54:20
  eating a lot of Fish & Chicken Fish and Chicken to keep your
• 3:54:24
  meet up. I snuck a craving red meat at
• 3:54:27
  that time. That's fine.
• 3:54:29
  I'm almost ready to get in the way.
• 3:54:34
  I had a heart attack, right so I kind of take it easy on the red
• 3:54:37
  meat but also also gentleman. I just got my test results back
• 3:54:42
  and it was like a 2.1 in the average American male half my
• 3:54:46
  age is like a 1.3 because the testosterone levels of just
• 3:54:51
  dropped through the fucking floor and there's things you can
• 3:54:53
  do especially like I said is a married man one of them is if
• 3:54:58
  you stop jerking off About your habits at all.
• 3:55:02
  I'm just telling you that's the first thing you cut out eat.
• 3:55:06
  Some red meat is also is something that will keep your
• 3:55:14
  testosterone steady a raisin and if you do in the nofap
• 3:55:18
  eventually major, even if you're not interested to begin with
• 3:55:22
  because of your low T levels as you go through the nofap, you're
• 3:55:26
  going to want to get your tummies eventually and your
• 3:55:29
  wife's what's going to start looking real good gentleman.
• 3:55:31
  Just now you're supposed to rest of prostate cancer as a guy one
• 3:55:40
  of them is to make sure that you were routinely passing stuff for
• 3:55:44
  your prostate and using that muscle properly.
• 3:55:46
  The other way is like I'm talking as long 100 per-cent of
• 3:55:51
  stones. Those are the only two ways that
• 3:55:55
  we basically know of right now that you will reduce your risk
• 3:55:57
  of prostate cancer. If you are like, you know going
• 3:56:01
  nofap for like 3 months and then you do a delay and do it as a
• 3:56:08
  thing. You should be doing fluid
• 3:56:17
  transfer service prostate was life.
• 3:56:19
  Like you're going to run to the cancer risk there.
• 3:56:22
  If you have those dry spells like that and there's an element
• 3:56:26
  that has mostly comes from like the Laugh that pushes that the
• 3:56:30
  leggings heard young men to do it more but like the same time
• 3:56:34
  as it's important to clean your pipes, right?
• 3:56:37
  They can only get so clean gentleman write anything in
• 3:56:43
  excess is a problem. And this is what I get.
• 3:56:46
  I think when he doesn't tell me about these things, but you
• 3:56:49
  suspect you look you got you know, you got your friend.
• 3:56:52
  That's the weird porch guy. And you just tell him hey, I
• 3:56:55
  don't like to see that and he respects it kind of thing.
• 3:56:58
  I know he's into weird corn or something, right obviously cuz
• 3:57:03
  he's an artist and every once in awhile.
• 3:57:04
  The pictures are a little weird. Mmm.
• 3:57:08
  So, I think that's all tied together man.
• 3:57:10
  He's like watching the animes and it makes you gay.
• 3:57:15
  I don't know what either way like the best way to turn it
• 3:57:19
  around if you really. I tried to tell him like a child
• 3:57:24
  is a commitment more than just like a new job going to be
• 3:57:28
  there. Yeah.
• 3:57:36
  Dele can't be seen dealing with a lot of your your own emotional
• 3:57:40
  baggage in front of your kid. Can I thing?
• 3:57:49
  for the better of other people There's no other way around it
• 3:57:54
  and it in but it's beautiful at the same time and I wouldn't
• 3:57:57
  trade that you have a wife that loves you.
• 3:57:59
  You can confide in her about these things and then you know
• 3:58:02
  still deal with it. But like, you know, you can deal
• 3:58:05
  with it. You can deal with your problems
• 3:58:07
  together well enough to not make that a part of your kid's life
• 3:58:12
  is hard. There's an account.
• 3:58:18
  I follow shout out to save save your son's on Twitter that does
• 3:58:22
  like wholesome dad shit, right? I relayed fucking story that
• 3:58:29
  like they said somebody said the difference in children's
• 3:58:33
  upbringing between poor and Rich and abuse and stuff.
• 3:58:36
  It's like unfair and I just said like yeah, I was raised in a
• 3:58:42
  violent broken home and I gave my son a impact loving one
• 3:58:47
  wouldn't that make that unfair to me?
• 3:58:51
  Lol? Like are you stupid why you
• 3:58:54
  know, what's interesting about that is that such a dramatic
• 3:58:58
  transition is is not very common in that but and the funny the
• 3:59:04
  other funny thing is that it wasn't violence or as as
• 3:59:08
  traumatic thing, but my mother her parents separated when she
• 3:59:13
  was young but like but like in her in her teens basis when she
• 3:59:19
  end up coming down here Florida from from up there in Brooklyn.
• 3:59:24
  And my dad I think he basically had to see his dad got to go to
• 3:59:28
  the hospital and died in his mother died.
• 3:59:32
  And so he pawned at sixteen. He pawned his high school ring
• 3:59:37
  for gas money and drove a motorcycle from Hightstown, New
• 3:59:40
  Jersey down to Florida. A gold ring was enough to get
• 3:59:48
  you enough gas to get from up there to down here and then have
• 3:59:54
  enough for like putting down a deposit on a cheap should have
• 3:59:57
  rental place to find some work via Construction.