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Rate Ya Mate! · The Shed with Corey Oates, Sam Thaiday and Kip

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  Speaker 1: First I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I
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  Speaker 1: could never leave without you by my side.
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  Speaker 2: And I spent so many nights thinking how you'd be
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  Speaker 2: better off when I grew strong.
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  Speaker 1: I learned how to get it on, but now you're back.
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  Speaker 1: From outer space. Just turn around now. With that sad
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  Speaker 1: look upon your face.
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  Speaker 3: I should have changed.
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  Speaker 1: Something many times. I should have made a change again.
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  Speaker 1: If I give you just one second, you'll be back
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  Speaker 1: to me. Back to me? I can't. Oh, my bad. Oh, no, go. Where? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Just turn around now. Why not? You're not welcome anymore. Well,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you too, Corey. I should have changed those stupid words. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 1: Was that right? Yeah. You're a beauty. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, welcome to the bonus round.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting into the finals.
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  Speaker 4: I want to do something with the Broncos team.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're going to be uncomfortable with it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to do? What are you going
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  Speaker 1: to do?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you some questions and it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be about some of your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Teach them some ball skills.
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  Speaker 3: Honest answers about some of your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. You have it. You give us the answer. You
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  Speaker 1: give us your answer.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're the fan. You're the one that jumped ship.
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  Speaker 3: I can give you a review as a fan.
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  Speaker 1: You jumped ship is what you did. Yeah, you jumped.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Broncos fan. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I stopped tipping them and I won the bloody tipping comp.
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You still got a duck egg. Yeah, you're still getting egged.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the split round. There was only a
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  Speaker 3: few games.
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  Speaker 1: That's even worse. Less games. Less games. You've got zero.
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  Speaker 1: You should have been able to pick at least one.
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  Speaker 3: I would have got one.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been easier. Yeah, the match-ups were easy
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  Speaker 1: that way.
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  Speaker 5: You should actually legally change your name to Owen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Owen Duckhead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Owen Five. That's what you got.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so let's have a look. I want to
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  Speaker 4: go through the Broncos team this year.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: And just see what do you think of their year
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  Speaker 3: out of 10?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Go. What for? All right.
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  Speaker 4: And there'll be a couple of people that I think
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  Speaker 4: we can't, you know, Reno, for example, too many injuries.
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  Speaker 1: There's twice as hard for him too every game because
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  Speaker 1: he's so small.
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  Speaker 3: Give him a pass.
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  Speaker 1: He's got it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Benny Hunt. What do you think of Benny Hunt
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  Speaker 3: this year?
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  Speaker 1: He plays halfback.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but to his own standards, how do you think
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  Speaker 3: he went?
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  Speaker 1: He played multiple positions. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We should actually just ask him. You should just ring
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  Speaker 5: up all the players and ask them how they felt
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  Speaker 5: at the.
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  Speaker 3: End of the day. Who's got their numbers? Why don't
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  Speaker 3: you call them?
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  Speaker 1: No, they've all blocked me. You're the half, actually. Why?
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  Speaker 1: What did they block you for, mate?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, probably because they were sick of texting me or
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  Speaker 2: trying to ask me something and I just don't get back.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Because then when I ring, I need to
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  Speaker 1: ask them something. Oh, so you're one of those friends. No,
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  Speaker 1: not really. When you need shit. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: make up something. You asked me. No, but that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Of what they would have.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So out of 10, Benny Hunt?
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  Speaker 1: Across the board, it was a sad season. Yeah, across
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  Speaker 1: the board. I'm going to go across the board, the
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  Speaker 1: whole team, five. It averages it out, yeah. It has
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  Speaker 1: an average. Over 33 players this season. The average is
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  Speaker 1: probably a five. Yeah. They'll pay you that too.
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  Speaker 3: Let me put it this way.
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  Speaker 4: Are there any players, give me three players you think
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  Speaker 4: would have been happy with their season. Think that they
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  Speaker 4: did everything they could.
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  Speaker 1: Xavier Wilson. Yep. You just named the player of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Player of the year. Fair enough. He's one. But I
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  Speaker 1: thought he had one of the- Corey Jensen. Oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: just sad.
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's retiring, but- He retired.
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  Speaker 1: Did he play well? Did he play? Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Did you even watch this year, Corey? He played a
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  Speaker 5: few games. Again, that comment in the comment section. These
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  Speaker 5: guys played a game and got no idea about the game.
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  Speaker 1: But he had a blood clot. He played awesome. All
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  Speaker 1: the games he played at the start of the season.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, go on.
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  Speaker 1: How many then? He played really well. How many? An
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  Speaker 1: exact number? No one knows. There you go. Exactly. That's
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  Speaker 1: just sad. No one can know that. Billy Walters, I thought,
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  Speaker 1: was good. Yeah. How many games did he play? Three.
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  Speaker 3: He was– wasn't Billy.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't Billy– it was actually sad seeing how well the
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  Speaker 4: team went with Billy because you're like, this is what
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  Speaker 4: it could have been if he hadn't been back this year.
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  Speaker 1: How about we rate the first eight rounds? Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Eight out of ten.
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  Speaker 3: That would be more joyous.
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  Speaker 1: Eight out of ten.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, average. I thought Staggs probably played as good as
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  Speaker 3: he can play.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you scared of him though?
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  Speaker 5: Because you don't want the same thing to happen when
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  Speaker 5: you're back at Paul Gallen.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that time? Yeah, true. Vegas. Why are you trying
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  Speaker 1: to get me hurt? Actually, he can fight too. He
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  Speaker 1: can actually. I bet he can. Yeah. To be honest then.
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  Speaker 1: He will punch you in the face and then suck
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  Speaker 1: your toes.
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  Speaker 2: He was going to back you first try score of
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  Speaker 2: one game and you went, nah, he's having an off season.
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  Speaker 1: So he didn't do it. Well, you know what? They're
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  Speaker 1: all having an off season right now. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Nice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. There's your average. One more play.
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  Speaker 3: One more play you thought had a good enough year.
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  Speaker 1: You said three. You said three.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jensen doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: He's retiring. Sorry about your illustrious career, Corey Jensen.
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  Speaker 5: We wish you all the best with whatever's happening going forward, mate.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm honest.
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  Speaker 5: He might be able to spend some time with his
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  Speaker 5: missus because she's been living in Townsville.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I said that.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to focus on coaching. Oh, so he's got
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  Speaker 1: to do it, Corey Oates. Earn his money. No, I
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  Speaker 1: think he's just actually coaching. Oh, good on him. It
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  Speaker 1: was what he wanted to do, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Coaching who?
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  Speaker 1: The first grade team. So part of that, and I
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  Speaker 1: think he's doing some other stuff too. Right. Yeah, with
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  Speaker 1: some juniors. That's his gig. Yeah, the Muddy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he's very good because he's got the brains to
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  Speaker 2: go with it, Muddy. He's a knowledgeable man. Great human too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, really good fella.
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  Speaker 5: Which helps with your connection, especially with young kids because
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  Speaker 5: you need to– Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you connect with him first and foremost. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, Muddy, for that friend over here. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: he said. Not a good dude. Do you want to
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  Speaker 1: fight him? Duffy. I'll go Duffy. I was happy with
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  Speaker 1: what he showed us.
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  Speaker 3: Good start.
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  Speaker 1: Kobe Black had a good season. Yep. He did. One game.
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  Speaker 1: I remember. Played the game.
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  Speaker 2: Best ever debut. Some people rated that. For a halfback, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that was coming from some of the greats too.
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  Speaker 2: I heard in the commentary they thought it was one
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  Speaker 2: of the best debuts they've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the greats? Myself. Who was in the commentary? You. No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't me. You know why?
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  Speaker 5: Name someone in the commentary team.
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  Speaker 1: Who team? What team? Commentary team? Yeah, the greats in
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  Speaker 1: the commentary team. Oh, the greats in the commentary. Channel 9? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've got Joey Johns, you've got Smithy.
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  Speaker 1: They are absolutely great. Come on the show when you're ready.
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  Speaker 1: That was a Fox game.
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  Speaker 5: I was on a Saturday, so none of those guys
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  Speaker 5: were doing commentary on that game.
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  Speaker 1: You asked me about the greats in the commentary. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't say on Fox, mate. You were saying some of
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  Speaker 1: the greats in the commentary were saying. Well, Cooper Crock,
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  Speaker 1: is he on there, mate? Yeah, he is. Brazen Ashton's
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  Speaker 1: on there. Well, he's not in the commentary. Adam Reynolds
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  Speaker 1: is on there. What about he just jumps straight into
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  Speaker 1: work straight away? Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: He's probably getting paid more doing that. That's why I
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  Speaker 2: told him to retire last year.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Now, did either of you watch the Lions game?
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  Speaker 1: We done, yes. I watched the last quarter. It was
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  Speaker 1: already done and dusted by then. Yeah, I watched the
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  Speaker 1: first two and I went, yeah, well, game over.
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  Speaker 4: In the first 10 minutes, I reckon that was about
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  Speaker 4: the most dominant 10 minutes you're going to see in sport.
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  Speaker 3: Like they just.
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  Speaker 2: And I realized my multi wasn't going to come off too,
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  Speaker 2: which was Logan Morris' score to get.
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  Speaker 1: Kick three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's kicked two. Anyway, gamble responsibly.
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  Speaker 4: He's just had his contract extended, Logan Morris.
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  Speaker 1: He's only kicked five this week.
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  Speaker 3: Deserves it, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. After Bailey's performance after signing eight years. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bailey went out and had a cracking game straight
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  Speaker 4: after that.
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  Speaker 5: It probably showed the Lions and the Dockers got beaten
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  Speaker 5: in that first round, and it was a.
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  Speaker 1: Huge, huge wake-up call. Huge wake-up.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought the quarter last weekend, they won that
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  Speaker 2: game in the first quarter.
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  Speaker 1: They won those games in the first quarter. Yeah. Which
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  Speaker 1: in the week before, they lost them there. And I
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  Speaker 1: reckon that was their big thing.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon that's it. Starting well. Let's start like the
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  Speaker 2: way we just lost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because they just took the game away from us. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ten minutes in, she was, what, 35-0, 32-0 or something.
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  Speaker 3: And they could feasibly be the grand finalists.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people want to see that, actually. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Dockers and the Lions.
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  Speaker 2: Who have the Dockers got this week?
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  Speaker 1: They play against Sydney in Sydney. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: It's a tough one, but it's a big game. We've
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  Speaker 5: got a big Hawthorne at the MCG. But we play
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  Speaker 5: really well there, the Lions. So it's good to go
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  Speaker 5: down there and win it.
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  Speaker 3: I think the Lions have. Almost the best record at
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  Speaker 3: the G this year.
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  Speaker 1: What about the Hawks? Is it Hawks? Hawks, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to be a good game. Where are they from,
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  Speaker 1: the Hawks? I think that's… The Horsbury Hawks. Down in Melbourne. Horsbury.
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  Speaker 1: So … Where are they from? Down in Melbourne. Yeah, where?
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  Speaker 1: What suburb?
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  Speaker 3: Starts with a H.
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  Speaker 1: It's Hawthorne, obviously. Yeah. There you go.
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  Speaker 3: It just took a while.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just waiting. Are you trying to trick me here? Like,
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  Speaker 1: surely they're in Hawthorne. Yeah. But, yeah, I think this
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  Speaker 1: is going to be a good game. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it'll be … Because they both play similar styles,
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  Speaker 2: don't they? Like, they love that fast footy, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What, Hawks? If I'm correct, if I'm right, yeah. Sydney
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  Speaker 1: and Brio love. The fast footy, okay. That's going to be.
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  Speaker 1: It was the wrong, it was the other way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, smaller field too. That's why Sydney loves playing at home.
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  Speaker 5: It's a smaller field and, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the interesting thing with AFL, like, how much
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  Speaker 2: the grounds differ. Because people, well, people, not, you don't forget,
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  Speaker 2: but cricket fields.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not every cricket field is the same. Like, that's why
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  Speaker 2: MCG is one of the biggest in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Like. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, 85-meter boundaries, you know, like so.
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  Speaker 1: Massive, yeah. It's huge. You know why AFL was invented?
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  Speaker 2: We did learn this last week. You're just repeating what
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  Speaker 2: the great said. What was it? It was the off-season
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  Speaker 2: game to keep him fit.
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  Speaker 1: Get the cricketers fit. Yeah. You know we had him
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  Speaker 1: right there. Was he there?
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  Speaker 3: He was there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just I was touching his leg while we were chatting. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's awkward. See, kissing cousin. awkward. Are you okay today? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on some weird medication. All right. I can tell. Ah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So did you have a bomb or something before we
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  Speaker 1: came here today? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Um, uh, dolphin, what about the Dolphins warriors game?
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  Speaker 3: That was a cracking game.
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  Speaker 5: Um, yeah, I was at a, I was at a
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  Speaker 5: pub in Christchurch actually watching it and like everyone was dressed.
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  Speaker 1: Up and they were cheering. They were clapping. Yeah. What
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  Speaker 1: were you there? I was just doing some work over there, mate,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to help out.
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  Speaker 2: It must be tough, really tough working over there. Just
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  Speaker 2: having a beer at the pub, that's really hard work.
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  Speaker 1: It was a promo. Oh, how much, how much? I
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  Speaker 1: had to do a half time.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you are an hour, so I can
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  Speaker 2: imagine what it costs to fly you somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can only bring a certain amount of cash
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  Speaker 5: back into the country, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you two being in the gym, you feel,
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  Speaker 3: you're very confident.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up!
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  Speaker 3: You just need some stuff out of your system. We
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  Speaker 3: need to take a break and we'll come back.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do the full episode later. We'll come back with
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  Speaker 1: the proper episode. What was that?
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's going to calm down. That was the bonus round.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, goodness. You don't even know what's happening.